“But my emperor how does it end?” “A bunch of fucking nerds get greedy and delete the universe”
@AquaLantern
3 жыл бұрын
That's also how Warhammer Fantasy ended. ;_;
@jonathanathor117
2 жыл бұрын
Huh so we not only created their universe but also destroyed it. For fun. Nice. Hopefully the imperium doesn't know about that truth.
@iamafuckingfailure
2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanathor117 calgar seems to know
@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168
2 жыл бұрын
@@iamafuckingfailure yup he does
@gabrielamaro1429
2 жыл бұрын
EA
@lordjub-jub5254
7 жыл бұрын
"No Spam box filter shall stop my glorious wisdom this time." I need to use this.
@Erfierazgzb0ss4u
3 жыл бұрын
Epic mom line
@lonecolamarine
2 жыл бұрын
That is the most memeable quote in this video, Imma do it.
@thelegendaryfartmaster1864
6 жыл бұрын
Dark matter? Planewalkers? Precursors? A bunch of geeks with nothing better to do making a badass fictional universe for the purpose of inevitably selling inordinately expensive plastic figures? My reaction was just like Kitten's at the end XD
@filthymolotovite
4 жыл бұрын
Tabletop games in a nutshell
@connormclernon26
3 жыл бұрын
It could have been anything!
@nathanalexandre9043
3 жыл бұрын
@@filthymolotovite Not really.
@kirbo7184
3 жыл бұрын
kitten breaks the fabric of reality out of shock lol
@bigshortstop1931
2 жыл бұрын
@@kirbo7184 to be fair, reality has been shattered into dust several times over in this universe….
@tribunalcustodian3989
7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor's last words before being placed on the golden throne. "Before I die, place a shitload of pop sickle stick puppets next to the throne and have a soundboard with every sound on it be built into the throne. For kicks."
@Abdega
5 жыл бұрын
Custodes: Why? Emperor: It will make sense in time…
@josephschultz3301
5 жыл бұрын
@@Abdega Emperor: "Do you question me, Custodes?" Custodes: "Ummm... no? We'll get on that right away." Emperor: "Damn straight you will."
@Alexander59059
5 жыл бұрын
He didn’t actually leave the great crusade to work on the webway project. He was taking a vacation to indulge in his hobby of making popsicle stick puppets.
@364dragonrider
4 жыл бұрын
And thus, the custodes thousand year popsicle memorial began! The custodes spent a millennia eating as mani popsicles as they could find to fulfill the emperor’s dying wish. Even today, this is the origin of the custodes popsicle festival held once a year, where the custodes will spend an entire day eating naught but the frozen confectionaries.
@CodesTheOtaku
4 жыл бұрын
To quote a throne-bound Emperor: “To quote an indecisive daemon fuck, things are going JUST. AS. PLANNED.”
@Wrathful2000
6 жыл бұрын
The voice actor for magnus is so good he got me to play 1000 sons in 40k.
@dermilchmann25
4 жыл бұрын
You are probably broke now after 2 years, contact me if you need financial advice
@lordfelidae4505
4 жыл бұрын
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ my advice is to get a cat and play online.
@dermilchmann25
4 жыл бұрын
Lord Felidae I do that lol
@devildevious2646
3 жыл бұрын
Dam.. and now I'm fucking a toaster
@iseeundeadpeople9
Жыл бұрын
1000 of them? You must be really busy.
@Slayerlord0
5 жыл бұрын
On the Imperium's obsessions with skulls: "Hans? Are we the baddies?"
@Sammie1053
4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there in the vast expanse of the grim dark universe is an Astartes legion marching under the banner of a rat's anus
@Beretta249
4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like one of the basic _sentences_ describing the Imperium is "the darkest, bloodiest regimes imaginable" for an empire obsessed with genetic purity, taking slaves, and exterminating anything it thinks is "unworthy."
@FuSiionCraft
4 жыл бұрын
Well, their obsession with skulls is because they don't want to use AI anymore, so it's a weird mix of human/remnants/souls and technology, giving birth to the servo skulls and all that shit For normal skulls tho hmmmm.... Because it's spooky ?
@Sammie1053
4 жыл бұрын
@@Beretta249 I hate to make it real for a second but that is definitely one of the major reasons why the 40K community massively skeeved me out before I found TTSverse (and partially still does). There's a ton of crossover with the ugly contingent of the 4chan crowd. A game thematically centered around religious fanaticism, genocide, intense militarism, and Western Culture™ tends to attract Nazis, Bible thumpers, and dudes who WOULD be Nazis and/or Bible thumpers if they hadn't grown up in a northern suburb and been exposed to militant atheism. It's by no means a majority of the community but it's just enough - and just hard enough to tell the difference between them and the good ones - to give the fan base a bad name.
@DrMDHyde
4 жыл бұрын
Hans: Yes, and so is everyone else.
@Devilsnightforlife
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone noticed the ork who tried to get in on the Eldar action at 24:06, but was quickly rejected?
@MegaBichiX
7 жыл бұрын
now i want an ork/eldar hybrid
@lukelblitz3627
7 жыл бұрын
Thor Klauson orks dont have dicks tho
@Devilsnightforlife
7 жыл бұрын
True. Unless they evolve one. Orks evolve to fit their environment, don't they? Like Tyranids, but to a smaller degree.
@lukelblitz3627
7 жыл бұрын
is eldar pussy a enviroment?
@Devilsnightforlife
7 жыл бұрын
Sure. Not what I meant, but sure.
@thegrimcritic5494
2 жыл бұрын
I like how this portrayed the Emperor like a surprisingly wholesome and worldly uncle who decides to tell his nephews and nieces some interesting stories about the world that he’s figured out. Super fun to listen to.
@garretthochmuth4522
2 жыл бұрын
GW instills a “zero tolerance” policy on all fan made content do they can launch Warhammer+. As you can guess, this went swimmingly for everyone involved.
@airplanemaniacgaming7877
Жыл бұрын
*universe proceeds to implode*
@xanmontes8715
Жыл бұрын
And then it got worse
@XtreemAlan
11 ай бұрын
Pariah Nexus doesn’t look bad
@xanmontes8715
11 ай бұрын
@@XtreemAlan true!
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
10 ай бұрын
@@XtreemAlan too bad it was so short, also, the 2 new red gobbo animations are...actually animated well, not like the stiff ork chrismas song.
@SlashBolt
8 жыл бұрын
I like how The Emperor's story starts out describing an explosion of such huge proportions I'm rolling my eyes thinking it's Wh40k playing up their mythos, and then it turns out he's describing the big bang.
@venusianviking1733
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah thought it was gonna be some fantasy take on the creation of the universe
@AFMR0420
4 жыл бұрын
Though he's only the emperor of one galaxy in countless billions, only he recognizes this.
@AbysmalGaming
4 жыл бұрын
Venusian Viking I mean when you think about it, it is. Nothing.... Nothing.... KABOOM...Everything.
@festethephule7553
4 жыл бұрын
@@AbysmalGaming To our knowledge anyway. We don't currently have the capability to try and see what might or might not have happened before the Big Bang as of yet.
@Dudebox64
4 жыл бұрын
@@festethephule7553 "before the big bang" might be an oxymoron since it's entirely possible there wasn't any such thing as time "before" the big bang Also good god the big bang is such a terrible name for something of that magnitude
@theluckyscav3487
8 жыл бұрын
Omg the fucking Necron cease and desist scene was amazing....
@ArcticWolf125
9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that while reading the Horus heresy novels, Every time I read Magnus' parts, I keep reading it in the voice he has here now?
@josecolon2717
5 жыл бұрын
Azrael Ravenwing nope, to my knowledge this is the only speaking that has been done by a magnus role
@HorrorFan0117
5 жыл бұрын
@@josecolon2717 a bit late, but he was voiced in a trailer for a game, he sounded completely different. ( though I don't remember how)
@connordutton654
3 жыл бұрын
He sounded like generic bad guy
@SpazzyMcGee1337
6 жыл бұрын
I get that all the swearing is just for kicks and the younger audience, however I like to think the Emperor is cursing everyone out all the time because he is in horrendous pain 24/7 and only continues to try to do good because he's that great of a human being.
@imperator5228
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, as it turns out.
@char1137
4 жыл бұрын
Personally i think this is what high gothic sounds like...
@mobiushelldoctor1423
4 жыл бұрын
@Juni Post if he's the perfection of humanity it mean we will never achieve good parenting XD
@mobiushelldoctor1423
4 жыл бұрын
@@char1137 that's a great theory
@SleepyFen
4 жыл бұрын
@Cian Abroad that's him, officer! That's the heretic!
@petersaunders5808
4 жыл бұрын
Big E: in short, they created me. Magnus: [gasps] Custodes: [proceeds to look like a water balloon that hits an umbrella in slow motion]
@operationboxtrot7953
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@O-P-96
8 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna take a line from Magnus' book for this one: "What?!?" Seriously, were the Orks really created by the Old Ones? To fight the Necrons? And they fought besides the Eldars? If that's true then it's gonna take the first place in my top plotwist of all times.
@KillerOrca
8 жыл бұрын
Its true.
@O-P-96
8 жыл бұрын
Killer Orca so it is true... Mind blow
@d.whillmar1740
7 жыл бұрын
You may also find interesting that Darth Vader is Luke's father. What are the odds!
@fumarc4501
7 жыл бұрын
KORKZ ARE DA BIGGEST N DA BADDEST! DA BRAINBOYZ ARE DA FINKERZ N DA KROK ARE DA FIGHTERZ!
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
7 жыл бұрын
KRORK SMASH! DA KRORKS IZ DA STRONGEST DEY IZ! AIN'T NO SPIFFY SPINELESS SPACE ELVEZ GONNA STOP US!
@gryphonbotha1880
7 жыл бұрын
"Ellipses" - The Man Emperor of Mankind
@filthymolotovite
4 жыл бұрын
TTS irl doesn’t exactly have a good pronunciation
@jaylynes475
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@eightball6219
9 жыл бұрын
Fuck I learned something
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
The more you know, the more you can PUNCH THE COCK OUT OF THINGS.
@eightball6219
9 жыл бұрын
I already know that. I have a manual for it: Step 1: Make fist or grab blunt object Step 2: Yell profanity and throw the Emprah in there somehow Step 3: Keep profanity and charge Step 4: HIT THEM IN THE DICK *sidenote, if no dick to be found, hit them all the same. it's for the Emprah* Step 5: Just fucking keep hitting them. You can't read anyway
@Darksiddha
9 жыл бұрын
***** fuck, an angry marine actually calmed down long enough to write a manual on how to kill things in the name of the Emprah 0_0
@bullsaur9877
9 жыл бұрын
Darksiddha Must be one of their Techmarines or Chaplains.
@eightball6219
9 жыл бұрын
Darksiddha It happens only when a vegetarian is force fed a double cheeseburger
@calikk26
3 жыл бұрын
Goodbye for now bruva, we'll never forget what you and TTS crew gave us.
@justacustodian4186
7 жыл бұрын
"G-gaze upon this, BWAHAHAHA" "I CAN'T SEE A THING" I laughed way too much for the situation.
@severalcakes3267
5 жыл бұрын
The Emperor's throne jumping and spinning around never fails to make me smile. Also, the Cosmos: Personal Voyage music sent me.
@MiagolioMaxwell
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't actually know too much about Warhammer 40k lore before this. I don't know if this video helped at all.
@AquaLantern
8 жыл бұрын
+Miagolio Maxwell Sure you do! Now you know that ancient psychic toad-men were the first species to evolve and created the Eldar, Necrons and Orks, along with the origin the Emprah himself. Surely you are all the better for knowing this :D
@cronotekk9193
8 жыл бұрын
+Miagolio Maxwell All the necron stuff is different now
@AquaLantern
8 жыл бұрын
***** maybe, but 40K is meant to be interpreted different ways since all lore is literally fictionalized accounts of history from one side or another. So you can, in fact, reject one reality and substitute your own :P
@cronotekk9193
8 жыл бұрын
LordManda2 I guess so Though I will probably burned at the stake for saying this... But I actually like the new necron lore. I mean, if you want a race of all consuming xenos with a mysterious back story, you could play Tyranids
@AquaLantern
8 жыл бұрын
***** I aint burning anyone. Like I said, its your choice what you want to see the 40k universe as.
@ezequielmorales4221
9 жыл бұрын
The golden banana's reaction is amazing XD
@Doomerbro99
9 жыл бұрын
Ezequiel Morales I love it too XD
@asperRader
9 жыл бұрын
Ezequiel Morales YEH *YEH* *_YEEEEEEEEEEH_*
@kyerusantonio1118
9 жыл бұрын
+Ezequiel Morales AWW Crikey mate we gotta hide
@vakar9779
6 жыл бұрын
+Kyerus Antonio i love how those deadbeat fucks are australians
@weldonwin
6 жыл бұрын
Australia is the creation of the Chaos gods, nothing else can explain all the innumerable poison, biting, stinging and otherwise deadly creatures there
@TOUGHEYES
4 жыл бұрын
5 years later, and I still appreciate the line, "Besides, I'm not Fulgrim."
@CodeineRadick
8 жыл бұрын
i love kittens near explosion at the end
@obsidironpumicia4074
6 жыл бұрын
Nick N HUEEEH?!
@meteora4318
8 жыл бұрын
"ACTUALLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIS WIFE OR SOMETHING?" YES. YES YOU ARE KITTEN. MY SHIP. IT SAILS.
@paulmahoney7619
8 жыл бұрын
Stand down of the entire imperial navy will fire upon your ship.
@paulmahoney7619
8 жыл бұрын
Launching cyclonic torpedoes.
@paulmahoney7619
8 жыл бұрын
Kill confirmed.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
8 жыл бұрын
+Paul Mahoney The ship sails on. Request more missiles.
@paulmahoney7619
8 жыл бұрын
Preparing Macro Cannon and Orbital Lance batteries. Attempting to locate home port of ship for 2-stage Cyclonic Torpedo Exterminatus.
@AsbestosMuffins
4 жыл бұрын
"Yes yes, we've already sent a cease and desist order." always cracks me up
@chaosmiles07
5 жыл бұрын
"You know, I left my heresy detector back in my chambers, but I can hear it going off from here." For all the love that this project gets, I'm certain that it's still not enough, judging by the nuggets of gold (ha!) scattered all over.
@LabrnMystic
6 жыл бұрын
This is still one of my go-to episodes until Rogal shows up. :3 That noise when they find out the gas is sentient. *squeak*
@Soloong_Gaybowzer
Жыл бұрын
"The old ones were near extinct, the eldar were still scared shitless - and worst of all, the Krorks with no necrons left to fight, turned on their creators since the old ones had forgotten to install a fucking off switch." ~ God Emperor of Mankind
@SLocoKnight
8 жыл бұрын
A race of Reality bending powers, fueled by crowd mentality? So, Tumblr?
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
8 жыл бұрын
Filled with bloodthirsty psychopaths, impossible to completely stop, practically anonymous, capable of the most horrible tortures, with no patience, no mercy, and no scruples? Orks are 4chan.
@fulcrum2951
6 жыл бұрын
A combination of the two
@PGawol
6 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the orks losing their shit at people that call them by the wrong pronoun
@MetalAcrean
5 жыл бұрын
Orks actually make reality bend to their will. Tumblrists cry because reality does not change.
@GamerGuy249
5 жыл бұрын
@@PGawol What? Orks lose their shit at everything. They are constantly losing their shit. They lose so much shit if they so much as think you are stealing fishies from them. Also, I'm fairly certain orks are completely genderless, what with being spores and all.
@anonymousanonymous5507
5 жыл бұрын
11:35-11:47 I love how the emperor just casually mentions magic the gathering, assassins creed, and fourth wall breaks.
@jefferycrouse4652
Жыл бұрын
He had to play something for 38 millenia. Explains how he figured out how to play yugioh properly and understand the rules
@kishinasura1504
8 жыл бұрын
This is the stuff that actually got me in this universe, and is also a very fucking good prologue. Not only you are a good comedian, but you can also write encyclopedias. I always show people this video to get them into this clusterfuck of a universe.
@i_liek_bois
Жыл бұрын
tfw you unironically wish the emperor was real
@Crawver
9 жыл бұрын
This is fucking beautiful. Loved every second of it, as well as the animation style. Glorious.
@Crawver
9 жыл бұрын
And senpai Alpha even noticed me. Best day this year.
@gr8jason806
5 жыл бұрын
11:34 are we just going to ignore the fact that he went though the reasons for the Big Bang and some video game reasons. Like the precersers from Halo and the bunch of geeks with nothing better to do then create a badass fictional universe for the perps of selling some expensive plastic miniatures Edit: 12:29 SOPE BEENS
@luminous6520
9 жыл бұрын
The God-Emperor reacts to the Death Korps of Krieg.
@srbrant5391
5 жыл бұрын
"Portapotty lighthouse." Alfabusa needs to write legit novels.
@NihiluseiUltoniae
9 жыл бұрын
Damn it, stop releasing these so fast, my heart can't take such a dose of amazing so often. That said the episode was fucking awesome, the eldar were god damn hilarious.
@samtheham888
7 жыл бұрын
Literally the best episode I've seen of this series yet.
@AnimatedTerror
Жыл бұрын
Favorite bit from this has to be the opening joke. The idea that magnus just had a couple of tentacle demon buddies who AREN’T going around spreading havoc in the imperial palace but are rather just hanging out with magnus is hilarious.
@lord_of_war1932
2 жыл бұрын
Kitten transcended so hard he changed into an old one for a moment
@malcomalexander9437
8 жыл бұрын
I just caught that Joseph Joestar "Oh no!" from that one Eldar.
@cereilsilvaire9605
7 жыл бұрын
the emperor of fourth wall break
@AshyGr33n
9 жыл бұрын
Could someone break this channel to TotalBiscuit? He's the most influential KZitemr/W40K nerd I've heard of and I swear he's gonna be all over this shit and bring a whole bunch of new subscribers to this channel.
@tracerau7424
9 жыл бұрын
That.... is a fucking excellent idea, someone get on this right now. I'd do it myself but I have no influence over him, no idea how to go about doing it and also... well... lazy.
@aidanhennessy5647
9 жыл бұрын
Damn good idea. Maybe we could even got him to do a guest appearance as the voice of someone awesome. xD
@shinkicker404
9 жыл бұрын
I'd say he probably already knows, being the WH40K fan that he is.
@222oree
9 жыл бұрын
Helmstif, the Sarcastic Asianman how about his Twitter or Twitch chat at his podcats? i'd do it myself but i am lazy...
@-Big_Big
9 жыл бұрын
+Helmstif, the Sarcastic Asianman i just want him to be in the dark heresy roleplay again!!!
@adventurethroughtime
8 жыл бұрын
THE GOD EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN! EVOLUTION IS FACT!! PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
@fumarc4501
7 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
@deanrichardson5460
7 жыл бұрын
THANKS BE TO THE MAN-EMPEROR
@thelordchancellor3454
7 жыл бұрын
OH MY MANLY MANPEROR!
@alonelyperson6031
7 жыл бұрын
FOR THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND !!!
@quixoticreptile6328
7 жыл бұрын
And they said religion and science didn't go together.
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
5 жыл бұрын
"Chicken scratchings" is extra-funny when you consider what happens in episode 27.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
5 жыл бұрын
I always found hilarious that the Emperor didn't freak out after knowing about the Old Ones and their universal fuckup.
@SilverSpoonRiche
Жыл бұрын
So, Big Daddy has forgotten that the miniatures used to be metal and cool AF. I remember. One of my favorite things to look at in the comic book stores. Now they are just like all the other cheap plastic toys that will probably make their way into the ocean.
@jakepat8603
8 жыл бұрын
25:31 I have literally. never. in my life. had my sides to violently blindsided. I'm fucking dead
@vaarltheshatteredwill4351
6 жыл бұрын
Peef Rimgar even though this video is over a year old, that part still makes me fucking lose it
@syvarris467
6 жыл бұрын
Trazyn’s breathless cackling kills me.
@radioface86
Жыл бұрын
The way Kitten completely freaks and spazzes out at the end will never stop being funny.
@barbatosmcmurderton4209
6 жыл бұрын
Wait. I thought that Magnus was one of the largest Primarchs.
@ieuanhunt552
4 жыл бұрын
He has similar shape shifting powers to the Emperor. But I think before he improved and refined his psychic powers he was skinny and short compared to his brothers.
@crouchinglibcrab9527
3 жыл бұрын
@@chiefkeef74 lorgar is a small boi. Having read the First Heretic book I feel sorry for the lad. He was a good person, full of empathy and hope. Fuck the Chaos Gods
@thered4dr
6 жыл бұрын
It took me 1year to realise Magnus is actually playing a dudgeridoo ...
@primarchvulkan4013
4 жыл бұрын
11:45 Now wait for a minute...
@ninja6245-real
Жыл бұрын
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!
@dkminer9954
11 ай бұрын
“Gaze upon this” Is Hilarious
@chrismyers7568
7 жыл бұрын
14:22 Emps mentions a race with an unpronounceable name. What's he talking about?
@homelesstvh7737
5 жыл бұрын
The hrud, maybe?
@otakunemesis34
5 жыл бұрын
Fan made xenos
@caav56
4 жыл бұрын
@@homelesstvh7737 Or Rak'Gol, or Q'Orl, or L'Huraxi, or Fraal, or Yu'Vath...
@PoorManatee6197
4 жыл бұрын
There are some minor xeno races with really estrange names
@hamishwalker672
3 жыл бұрын
My guess is the rangdan, I've heard at least 4 different pronunciations that all could be right, and a few theories that they were created by the old ones
@peacedos1
Ай бұрын
Kittens reaction to the Emperor's birth is priceless
@rykehuss3435
2 жыл бұрын
A little bit more emphasis couldve been put on War in Heaven. I mean, the krorks weren't just orks of old. Each of them were primarch level warriors, and there were trillions of them. The Beast was a little proto-krork. Thats right, the fucking Beast, greatest ork to ever live, was just one weaker version of a krork and look what he managed to do. And back then there were trillions of full power krorks. The Eldar didnt poop their pants, they damn near rivalled a trillion primarch level orks with their reality warping technology. Like seriously some of the stuff they had back then was stupid OP. And their numbers were insane. Then there were the C'tan. Void Dragon itself is a C'tan, and Emps couldnt even kill it. Void Dragon brawled with several Blackstone Fortresses, those things that can blow up suns. And then the Old Ones, with their fuck you reality bending powers. War in Heaven was crazy. The power levels of everyone involved were beyond comparison to anything after it.
@Nizgoob
3 жыл бұрын
I love how they played the music from Carl Sagan's Cosmos in the background when he's talking about the big bang. Nice touch
@Khorothis
9 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to start an argument, but where are you getting the bits about the C'tan being gaseous entities? And the part about the Eldar reproductive organs? And the Enslavers becoming less important than they originally were? Is this some new lore I missed in the past few years? Then again, the last major lore-retcon for me were the newcrons, so I can't say I'm up to speed about everything 40K-related.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
The gas entity thing we got from the wiki somewhere, I have no idea where though in retrospect. The Eldar reproductive organ thing we probably pulled out of our ass because it was fun. The Enslaver arc of the war we kinda skipped because we wanted to have the focus remain on the "main races".
@Khorothis
9 жыл бұрын
***** Ahaaa. Thanks for the swift reply Bruva, Emprah bless you! And tell the whole cast that they are doing an awesome job, they each deserve a medal. Which means you too, broseph, top notch work.
@alfabusa
9 жыл бұрын
Hohohoh, thanks a whole lot bruv!
@kokarorloli
9 жыл бұрын
***** I like that you used so many samples of me just screaming
@Hiperforteca
9 жыл бұрын
Khorothis I thought about C'Tan rather as being pure energy beings, or plasma beings .-.
@Vistresian1941
4 жыл бұрын
The wheezing Necrons made me laugh a lot harder than they should've.
@KingLich451
4 жыл бұрын
İ CANNOT SEE A THİNG!
@DragonaxFilms
4 жыл бұрын
Kitten completely distorting at the end was freaking hilarious xD
@melochin8237
3 жыл бұрын
"after years of being subservient to their animosity, like an entire race of entitled middle-aged people" - so Emperor basically called Necrontyr Boomers
@elric7415
2 жыл бұрын
11:43 now i just imagine the emperor used to hover and spin anytime he wanted before he was in the golden throne
@Levi-rk6pv
8 ай бұрын
Almost 10 years later and I still think Jamesworkshop dropped the ball by sending a cease and desist letter. This did a lot to help make emps a better dad.
@discipleofsound4565
7 жыл бұрын
The thing about 40k is that most of the lore is whatever you want it to be. Even a lot of stuff in this explanation is just theoretical. Still, makes for a hilarious show.
@Nyghtking
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing every said so far in this series is probably "Indeed, Stepmother."
@frankvc5899
2 жыл бұрын
I just realized something During the Big Bang explanation and follow ups, you can hear music from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan What a masterpiece
@Dostoron
3 жыл бұрын
Dammit GW you killed this
@ZrinNZ
5 жыл бұрын
The Necrons laughing was the hardest I laughed in this entire episode. Beautifully executed. "Gaze upon this" "I can't see"
@reisakashiya
4 жыл бұрын
Kitten's reaction to the Emp's creation story is hilarious
@DaireBulson
8 жыл бұрын
"AAAAAANYWAY! As you were asking..." -Magnus the Red
@captainvalourous6668
2 жыл бұрын
This will always be my favorite Emperor TTS Episode because it served as my introduction in understanding the Lore of the 40k Universe.
@123123s3
8 жыл бұрын
19:18 joesph joestar eldar
@Become-Eggplant
8 жыл бұрын
OOOOH NOOOOOOO!
@Defeee
3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIIIIIIT!
@marcushansen2807
3 жыл бұрын
SON OF A BIIIIITCH!
@crimsondynamo615
6 жыл бұрын
Uh oh looks like Kitten got too excited and his bones became rubber and got stretched out again.
@1KosovoJeSrbija1
5 ай бұрын
The music from cosmos is a brilliant touch.
@LordVader1094
9 жыл бұрын
Those tea party demons had me in tears... also, is that Magnus who is the red fellow? If so, how and why in the Warp is he inside the Imperial palace and helping the Imperium? Haven't watched the entire video, just in case it's already explained somewhere in here.
Watch the series there's a running story, peasant.
@Cornivius
9 жыл бұрын
Whatch the series guy, it's worth your time
@ThunderPsyker
9 жыл бұрын
Emperor Nye the Immortal-Psychic-Phenominon Guy
@johngobble
3 жыл бұрын
25:30 you can tell he’s trying very VERY hard not to yell HERESY
@ericbouchard7547
9 жыл бұрын
I was giggling awkwardly loudly throughout the whole thing. 11.5/10.
@magmos6346
5 жыл бұрын
And then it turns out the Deceiver is WAY more on the ball than Emps gives him credit for.
@cthulhu2223
3 жыл бұрын
7:31 He does seem to LOIK you
@LovelyCenturibear
Жыл бұрын
So if I understand this correctly, the shamans basically did what the Necrontyr did: Bind energy into a corporeal form?
@OMalleyTheMaggot
4 жыл бұрын
As the years have passed and the Shaman theory for the emperor's origin is looked at with less credibility, my favorite theory for big E's origin is still "crawled out of a gold deposit or something"
@ferdinandhumperdinck165
3 жыл бұрын
Also, loved the Vangelis Pusltar soundtrek for the Big bang. The attention to detail in here surprises again and again. Well done!"
@arthurmorganssickness1888
3 жыл бұрын
I just want to say. When he said "you might be his wife" and kitten said "you're right I'll go ask him" I honestly thought he was gonna propose to the emperor.
@casualnobody8557
5 жыл бұрын
8:58 that fucking servo-skull is hilarious.
@ghola82
4 жыл бұрын
In the grim dark future there are no tumbleweeds. Only tumbleservoskulls. xD
@alegit123456
4 жыл бұрын
The “Gaze upon this” line tickled me something fierce
@axtondragunov1784
Жыл бұрын
25:31 I need a sound clip of kitten for a soundboard
@demagyar7956
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Alfa, these videos are great and they really helped me through some hard times.
@Gat720Dua
3 жыл бұрын
Okay hearing that the Ork's, a war starve insane race, were created by godlike cosmic beings to fend off a race of soul sucking machines makes them sound f**king epic.
@akaikiseki9346
3 жыл бұрын
If you look closely at 0:12, the lyrics say "The death of the sun" and right before it switch to the next scene, sun becomes *son*.... Alfabusa, did you foretold episode 30 since the begining ?
@travismontgomery1897
5 жыл бұрын
8:56-9:01, The frick was that red glowing vibrating floating skull thing that just flew by?!
@markusallen6818
4 жыл бұрын
It's a servo skull They're like the droids from star wars but skulls
@FQP-7024
3 жыл бұрын
I am collectively mindblown, amazed and completely speechless on the fact that I didn't know any of this
@submarineinthesky8946
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my I love the popsicle stick acting, plus it actually taught me what the heck happened to this universe!
@navilluscire2567
6 жыл бұрын
22:13 So that's why the warp is so fucked up!? The daemons of the warp are the result of *a lot of shit dying and intergalactic levels of asshole-ness!*
@janberkemeier7406
Жыл бұрын
Truth be told, I fully expected Necron Lord #1 to follow his fit of diabolical laughter with a sigh of "I can't read".
@juliane.mfarias9285
2 жыл бұрын
Im glad i choose this as my main approach to the 40k universe. The Emperor calling the Shamans "totally badass" is kind of narcisitic, dont you think? "The idiotthatsayswhat emerged" I just got the joke....like....7 months after
@duckduckduck07
7 жыл бұрын
19:17 HORY SHEIT!
@cain969
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one watching WH40K TTS this year just waiting for Nurgle's plagues to just go away
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