Wait until your kids become teenager...... It's a whole new level, i swear
@c.u.c7938
Жыл бұрын
I know. Like, the late teens. It's a nightmare
@rojay9546
2 жыл бұрын
We went with the “never invited to parties anymore”option as well as the “daddy now bald as a badger” feature, and it was all that it promised!!
@Ailieorz
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, now I can link this every time someone asks me when or why I'm not having kids
@bundyliciousrex649
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed. And then I cried. Accuracy plus style equals your best work yet, Jimmy! Love this!
@chrisrosie0584
3 жыл бұрын
I must have been signed up for the double double..
@hctucker06
3 жыл бұрын
I feel so called out!!As I sit here, literally covering the bags under my eyes after a night on the floor mattress
@fleachamberlain1905
3 жыл бұрын
This is so spot on - lol. I was the one who slept in the child's room. On a mattress. On the floor. Our darling was a sleep walker.
@aussieherbivore4313
3 жыл бұрын
This guy cracks me up 🤣 I'll stick to the 'single life childfree option' thanks
@lilmissjoodypoody
3 жыл бұрын
Wise choice.
@dawnmichelle4403
3 жыл бұрын
Kept the marital bed but definitely lost the sleep! Between colic, feedings, and middle of the night vomit sessions the first few years are a vague blurry memory.
@simon_patterson
3 жыл бұрын
Clearly Jimmy and Mrs Jimmy have made a few purchases from this store! Hilarious and so accurate!
@eva-louisekhalil9639
3 жыл бұрын
So true! Might I add the four stages of parenthood: 1- the over protective kangaroo (child doesn’t leave parents’ side, eats only the best food and wears the best clothing). NO ONE TOUCHES THE BABY! 2-The koala (occasionally very close family members can touch the baby but the child still has the best of everything). 3. Mother cat (you can hold the baby, feed the baby but under supervision). Child wears hand-me-downs. 4. Feed the child to the wolves! (Anyone can care for the child) You rarely buy new clothing and you just let the kids eat whatever they want. Just go with the flow.
@cephkit
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I skipped a few steps tbh
@eva-louisekhalil9639
3 жыл бұрын
@@cephkit im guessing you just went from step one to step four...
@matildastanford7019
3 жыл бұрын
Soooo true, love my rugrats to bits but seriously wish I had read the fine print! Lol
@melissagillard9503
3 жыл бұрын
You should add what you sign up for when they become teenagers ! 🤣
@gplama
3 жыл бұрын
Recent buyer checking in..... all too true. It's all Giggle and Poopt here! 🦉
@_nochi_
2 жыл бұрын
@Aussie Sportsman I think they where making a joke about the constant diapers on the way.
@beverleykorte1832
2 жыл бұрын
True ✌️💯👍
@paulcasey5204
2 жыл бұрын
Added a child seat to the bike yet? Makes those KoM's such a challenge.
@elegantgrasshopper1060
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate, I'm currently watching while home with my sick son.
@joanijackson3108
2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy. Soo bloody true and original!!! Nobody like you in the world 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏼👏🏻👋🏻
@fiatfiat69
2 жыл бұрын
Starter pack....zero sleep....poo explosions🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
@TreasureHuntingNana
3 жыл бұрын
I returned parenthood and bought the grandparent package..... SOOOOO much better
@misterj597
3 жыл бұрын
No truer to life video exists anywhere! So on point. But even with all the no sleep, no social life, no money, and no sexy time, being a parent is awesome and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
@philippahall6004
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you nailed it again! You have answered the question "can anything good come out of covid?" Keep em coming 😅
@Sarah_S_7
2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahah 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 he is soooo spot on lol!!!
@mistyme2008
3 жыл бұрын
Dam, hilarious and so true, I had 7 and can relate to everything 🤣
@celeritas2-810
3 жыл бұрын
Tell us your secrets for survival
@mistyme2008
3 жыл бұрын
@@celeritas2-810 haha 😂
@nathancooper1
3 жыл бұрын
Did you happen to get the “buy 6 get one free” deal?
@mistyme2008
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathancooper1 👌🤣
@kelljA
3 жыл бұрын
@@celeritas2-810 older kids look after the younger kids....
@asfreaky5605
3 жыл бұрын
This guy needs more subs lol
@avaattenborough2757
3 жыл бұрын
Those face are so true 🤣
@mfcmxtt6490
3 жыл бұрын
👏♥️💀I am watching this piece of accurate, hilarious genius after ‘short order cooking’ 4 different types of things that each of my children will eat for tea 😅 I started out as the mum that will ‘always make one meal and if they don’t eat it, then there are no other options’ 🤣 I wish my parenting consultant had let me know that was going to be the contract and that it would give me less time and energy to actually care about things like brushing my hair! 😂
@rebeccatompkins
3 жыл бұрын
The deadly accuracy!!!
@Fithappylife4ever
Жыл бұрын
FML mattress on the floor, no overseas trips, you nailed it again 🙌🏻
@TheTennisFanatic
3 жыл бұрын
Spot on Jimmy! I love the mattress on the side, so true!
@denisesavage2382
3 жыл бұрын
Bonus break everything! I think that was free in our package . . . . .
@cembot66
2 жыл бұрын
Ouch! This is so funny, but contains so much painful truth! It’s all the things no one tells you about parenting before you undertake it. Thanks Jimmy, wish I’d seen this 17 years ago!!!! 🤣
@squalloogal
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I think he’s have a tough week with the kids. 😆
@janetharnwell7221
3 жыл бұрын
“Hello Simon” Oh Jimmy this is your best video to date and I thought some of your past videos were unbeatable! You make my day with each new notification showing new material from you. Thanks for the many laughs and having some fun for a few minutes.
@vamsikrishnacv8733
3 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff Jimmy.. the accuracy is legendary.
@niccikorff8233
3 жыл бұрын
2nd & 3rd timers triple down on option 1🤣🤣
@oliviakorotki6527
3 жыл бұрын
Here's a thing what say we get rid of all the mindless dribble now playing on commercial Tv and replace it with this guy and similar others. That way no one would ever be in a TV coma ever again💖
@hhhh.g7766
3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aaronpowell7608
3 жыл бұрын
That one 'Sexy Time' though... Uhm, maybe not? 😝🤣😕😔
@samantha7309
3 жыл бұрын
This is so damn funny! One of his best for sure
@brevanwart8202
3 жыл бұрын
Julie Nolke (youtuber from Canada) and this incredible gent need to make a video together!
@CamTracey
3 жыл бұрын
I love how every parents agrees to this, and then asks me why I don't want kids? Baffles me, really.
@nambourwesleyan
3 жыл бұрын
So true, until they're 20. :) But seriously, true til they're 20. I love how they bought the organic and the most expensive clothes package.
@bravo368900
2 жыл бұрын
Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk... okay I feel a bit better knowing that I'm not alone and this is actually a thing. I thought I was doing parenthood all wrong and that everyone else totally had their shiz together. Whew!
@cathyoneill9013
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious Jimmy!!
@ohmydog9
3 жыл бұрын
Your facial expressions are so funny! 🤣
@tarajones4498
Жыл бұрын
Love it when meet first time parents saying 'oh I'm not going to let my child do that , they will sleep in their own bed, eat only the healthy things we give them, toilet train by 1, no screens or plastic toys, only educational items, I wont ever put my child on a leash, they won't be allowed to say no to me, etc etc etc..... Yeah. Right. Good luck with that.
@cee2615
3 жыл бұрын
OMG - so accurate! Love it, very funny
@1kelime
3 жыл бұрын
So true :) You got it right Jimmy!
@Lizzifer7
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 5 months in and the bags are still a constant add on 😂
@carlygoff7751
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is accurate!!
@brutalpancho
3 жыл бұрын
100% on point as usual! haha
@TaniaShipman
2 жыл бұрын
Every prospective parent should be made to watch this, brilliant
@dwalks637
3 жыл бұрын
Again I must "👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏"
@lailacox6495
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious !! So accurate !
@jlelle6966
3 жыл бұрын
Just found ur channel! Thanks for the much needed laughs🇺🇸❤ keep up the great work
@KendraWilson
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahah "one sexy time"!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hayleyhessen6642
3 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious!
@jenaya_laila2442
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 Love it!
@mahadewiiii
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha - love it!!!
@its_her8525
2 жыл бұрын
Annnnnnnnd just like that I feel so seen!
@tamarathomson6177
3 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favourite so far!
@nayfepacewell8923
3 жыл бұрын
As a parent.... this is brilliant.
@joshpark1809
2 жыл бұрын
Every video Awesome!!!😍😍🤩🤩
@kerriannefudge3269
3 жыл бұрын
I swear, some people should have to do this.
@bec7666
3 жыл бұрын
How your perspective changes when you have them. Hand me down central here 🙌 They grow way too damn quick. And co sleep. So much coffeeeeee
@nambourwesleyan
3 жыл бұрын
We had hand me downs from my sister in law's kids for the first 10 years or so. Only had to buy some new jump suits. Was great.
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
💕 this one
@martyzee
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Hahaha
@pastorofmuppets8834
3 жыл бұрын
1:37 Best bit ever
@DarthTwilight
3 жыл бұрын
'Why I am Single'-by me
@mysticcrit7505
3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos man keep up the hard work I you make me laugh
@MayaLiladiVento
3 жыл бұрын
GENIUS.
@andreagriffiths3512
3 жыл бұрын
I am sooooooooo glad offspring of my own will not be a thing.
@lon2336
3 жыл бұрын
What the heck has happened in the West 🤣 parents in other countries would never do these things 🤣🤣🤣
@TheNakedWombat
3 жыл бұрын
Right on!
@thefluroaussie1004
3 жыл бұрын
Chastity missed the chance to upsell a "Naming Pack" option.....New Age, Mummy Vlogger or Classic Suburban Bogan....😎
@tarajones4498
Жыл бұрын
And the gender reveal or are we letting the child pick their own?
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
Jason get him to look at me please.i can see hear and touch him
@bilindalaw-morley161
2 жыл бұрын
The intro ad was for foster care…
@Lc-Lc-
3 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@bjw4859
2 жыл бұрын
You had me at Thermomix, & that is how you spell it spell check, quick joke, How do you know if someone has a Thermomix,....wait 5 seconds & they will tell you.
@Squidny
3 жыл бұрын
3:36 totally taking a call lol
@mariasoto1837
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite
@leighmorrison4362
2 жыл бұрын
Poonami. It's called a Poonami.
@mariasoto1837
3 жыл бұрын
I decided not to purchase..and love the choice 🤣🤣
@BoiGaGa73
2 жыл бұрын
Your too funny with out Hoot
@cleopetra87
3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 I don't wana purchase..thank you for the heads up 😂 😂
@fiatfiat69
2 жыл бұрын
😲
@cleopetra87
2 жыл бұрын
@@fiatfiat69 good morning 🥰🥰 😂 😂 heads up, I've commented on every video 😂 😂
@fiatfiat69
2 жыл бұрын
@@cleopetra87 Morning Pebles, really? The PFfffiiiiiiser one was absolutely the best so far! 🤣🤣 I froze again...
@cleopetra87
2 жыл бұрын
@@fiatfiat69 reallyyy lol.. I found it ok but my absolute favourite is the English lesson one.. Must see asap.. I think I died while I was on the floor screaming from laughter! 🤣🤣 What's with the freezing 🥶 lol your body still hasn't adjusted to Melb weather 🙃 serves you right for leaving QLD 😆😝
@fiatfiat69
2 жыл бұрын
@@cleopetra87 you'd understand if you lived here. It's like people from Carindale(Brighton) talking down about people from Logan(Frankston). As for the frozen thing, good you don't remember...fwwu🤣🤣. I'll look for English lesson vid
@elingeniero2000
2 жыл бұрын
3 kids this is so true
@robertraine6045
3 жыл бұрын
I picked up the grey hair and love handles
@harrietharel820
3 жыл бұрын
So funny
@adrianselder7924
3 жыл бұрын
Do one for step parents
@mistyme2008
3 жыл бұрын
2nd, woohoo 🙌🎉
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
Great
@tonihall7810
3 жыл бұрын
Lol omg
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
Hello from Netherlands
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
True
@sharonfirth4494
3 жыл бұрын
💕
@RumAndWhiskey
Жыл бұрын
Can I get a mountain of school debt and a peptic ulcer with that?
@dianacockerill9479
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@paulcasey5204
2 жыл бұрын
Genius! Where was this 32 years ago........
@lastboyscoutNZ
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaa
@ambergriggs1519
3 жыл бұрын
Do skits that don’t involve parents and kids.....do a singles one lol internet dating!
@celeritas2-810
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot, falling in love with the child even though it's totally irrational and defending them to the world forever.
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