Its hard to out-do a faction which has a *WALKING CHURCH* as *ONE* of the violence multipliers.
@yingtyson4493
Жыл бұрын
*Why send in the walking church when one can just blow the planet up instead?* -Inquisitor 5 seconds before exterminatus
@shadowraven3253
Жыл бұрын
@@yingtyson4493 Wasn't that the tactic of the first attack on the tau? Invade if worth, otherwise...bomb it. Without the tyranids there would be no Tau lorewise...
@Alpha1598753
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowraven3253 Tyranids or not they can't take on Tau for logistical reason, they would need to reroute a considerable ammount of the astra militarum to crush them and this would leave the imperium vastly vulnerable to orks Waagh and chaos incursion on vital worlds
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
Жыл бұрын
@@yingtyson4493 sometimes you need to send a message and make it hurt, sometimes the orks need a reminder of not having a monopoly on violence so you send the flesh tearers to say hello or you send a walking church to wipe out a hive city and the armies supporting it in mere seconds while you broadcast it to the rest of the planet so they know how bad of a idea it is to not pay your bills and talk about rebellion. Sometimes you have swarms of hungry space bugs and the best solution is to waste their bio mass and having a walking church armed with fittingly comical flame throwers to destroy the biomass of the xeno is not a horrible idea of it’s a important planet.
@shadowraven3253
Жыл бұрын
@@Alpha1598753 I think it was the damocles crusade? Correct me if I'm remembering wrong but that was somewhat early on in their history and could have wiped them out at that point in time if it wasn't for the tyranids. I mean you can put that on every crusade or larger action, the whole ''leaves it wide open'' the imperium isn't fighting for growth but rather survival and every action needs to be weighted.
@christopherg2347
Жыл бұрын
Feudal Worlder being liberated from Dark Eldar: "The imperium. We are saved." "Oh, I wouldn't say saved. More, 'under new management'."
@ThoriberoCaroli
Жыл бұрын
I'll take any day under the worst imperial management, than under the Dark Eldar. There are such things as suffering because of incompetence/egoism, and suffering because said drawn out suffering is feeding your overlords.
@TheBananamonger
Жыл бұрын
@@ThoriberoCaroli I am servitorizing you
@ThoriberoCaroli
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBananamonger Not my favoarite way to end up, I'll have to admit no, but still a thousand journeys better than whatever selfmutelating mutation in imitation of life the haemonculi might turn me into...
@Sombra_zx
Жыл бұрын
Better join to Mad Ummies like Diggaz
@Michael-bn1oi
Жыл бұрын
@@ThoriberoCaroli To be fair, none of us are probably interested in that. Probably more usual chattel slavery would be it for most of us. Which isnt that different from being on an imperial world. But I agree, the worst D. Eldar fate is going to be *much* worse, so why risk it
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
0:04 Every major 40k faction: *laughs with great amusement*
@withergamingcxw1137
Жыл бұрын
Farsight made his enclave not because of the immoral mind control, but because he wanted to drip out his mech with a cool sword.
@TheLaluciDaniel
Жыл бұрын
"Ok ok, I get the walking church Titan, but a flying one, c'mon!" Tau Commander probably.
@Broomer52
Жыл бұрын
I still remember that the biggest reason the Tau lost is because they were blindsided at every turn by the Imperium. They did not expect Space Ships with Broadside canons, their empires love of Blitzkrieg, Titans, Swords that are chainsaws. The Tau were fighting these people and basically thinking “these people are insane!”
@frankficcle7081
Жыл бұрын
Who could expect the cathedrals to suddenly start walking? Or in the middle of a gunfight, the enemy would suddenly do a bayonet charge (with shovels). Or the spikey elf who looks like a BDSM drug dealer, couldn't be trusted... Ok that last one was totally on the Tau.
@jondw
Жыл бұрын
the Tau basicly "wow that is some real dumb propaganda. who would believe a military would be so wasteful of resources to build such a needlessly large war machine like these 'titans'? I'm sorry did that church just move?"
@Alpha1598753
Жыл бұрын
But they tend to learn their lessons very quickly after just one failure, the imperium on the other hand...
@LotionSoronarr
Жыл бұрын
The tau need to loose their racial plot shield and be mauled as bad as the Eldar or DoT humanity... at the very least
@Sombra_zx
Жыл бұрын
Freebooterz stealing to the Blu Boiz are funny
@attemptedunkindness3632
Жыл бұрын
They don't even have walking, honking war churches. _Even the orks have those_ The Tau completely lack culture.
@42617a
Жыл бұрын
‘The ability to melee’
@dontgankmebruv7273
Жыл бұрын
Don’t want to say it, farsight.
@idcgaming518
Жыл бұрын
@mandellorian you say "nerfed". Tau are still the absolute masters of outranging your opponent, and jump shoot jump still kinda works. Basically, the tau are still good, they're just not top-tier. Which makes sense, they're a relatively small faction (though their high tech and caste system means they can mobilize significant portions of their population, and can equip as much more of their army with battlesuits than the imperium can power armour. We're talking a large tau world having literally billions of battlesuits and tens, if not hundreds, of billions of soldiers, even if only having a total population of around a trillion or two).
@tremendousyeet3467
Жыл бұрын
@@idcgaming518 population: 1-2 billion. Battlesuit supply: in billions. Soldier count: tens to hundreds of billions. I can't get your numbers, mason.
@idcgaming518
Жыл бұрын
@@tremendousyeet3467 it was trillion. The fucking dumbass autocorrect on my phone was like "there aren't that many people on earth! He must mean billion!"
@Briselance
Жыл бұрын
That Imperial is so damn theatrically flamboyant and bombastic. I like him. ^^
@imperialofficer6185
Жыл бұрын
modestest rogue trader:
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
0:13 Imperium enjoy their enthusiastic walks after all.
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
Жыл бұрын
TFS!!
@cropathfinder
Жыл бұрын
remember that tau leadership didn't want to accept that titans were real but propaganda, thats how outswagged they were
@Killer36661
Жыл бұрын
“There’s no way the Imperium will make something so outrageously stupid and inefficient.” But, alas, they did indeed made something this outrageously stupid and inefficient.
@hggs4466
Жыл бұрын
"More like no fucking way they were that dumb to give us such easy target practice" -tau fire warrior
@KalashVodka175
Жыл бұрын
@@hggs4466 the targer practice in question : *tanks virtually all incoming firepower and flatten the entire Tau army*
@hggs4466
Жыл бұрын
@@KalashVodka175 everybody gangster till the tau deploy a rail gun
@KalashVodka175
Жыл бұрын
@@hggs4466 my brother in christ, railgun won't dent the voishield, its just gonna be yeeted into the warp tau need to deploy space bombers to fight titans on an "even" footing
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
A wonderful Megamind reference!
@yingtyson4493
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else find it ironic the blue aliens are the ones getting smacked talked?
@idcgaming518
Жыл бұрын
@@yingtyson4493 Indeed. The SMART blue aliens too.
@Nobleheart111
Жыл бұрын
“I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet”
@myself2noone
Жыл бұрын
Weird how Megamind has gotten so popular in recent years.
@schwarzerritter5724
Жыл бұрын
It was about time it got popular.
@myself2noone
Жыл бұрын
@@schwarzerritter5724 Agreed. It was always a good movie.
@idcgaming518
Жыл бұрын
@@myself2noone absolutely.
@roaringlaughter3812
Жыл бұрын
It was ahead of its time, to be truly appreciated.
@armorhide406
3 ай бұрын
All the kids who watched it grew up and it entered meme culture
@hggs4466
Жыл бұрын
This is basically a reverse of the original as the blue guy is the one losing
@rh0mbus104
Жыл бұрын
*Welcome to the Jungle plays in the background*
@ShadowsandCityLights
Жыл бұрын
T-t-the T-tau's voice is... 😳👉🏽👈🏽
@springbonneh7496
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow imperial governor, this is true.
@MrMacavity
Жыл бұрын
Megamind was awesome ❤
@LorgarAurelian379
Жыл бұрын
Alpharius on top of the knight on his way to do something Omegon like
@nardo8006
Жыл бұрын
i thought the knight on the right side at the end was the Bosnian knight for a second
@tigerii10.5cmpog4
Жыл бұрын
Ah a fellow raptor fan as well I see
@OmniGundam777
Жыл бұрын
Could've used more oomph for the presentation. Still, good job!
@drpyrobrine5864
Жыл бұрын
Well knowing the Adeptus Ministorum if he was lucky he got half of what he requested.
@TheWarmachine375
Жыл бұрын
@@drpyrobrine5864 I think he is referring to Kieran Barton VO needing to sound more hammy like Megamind.
@matthewbrune5490
Жыл бұрын
Saw this other one that went a bit more ham in the Megamind and had a bit of a echo when the Imperial said *_“PRESENTATION”_* and had Welcome to the Jungle playing
@hiddenbladestudios7248
Жыл бұрын
Who let Alpharius get the knight? Surely wasn’t I, Alpharius.
@Redraptor0001
Жыл бұрын
The presentation is good and all but it can't stop Railguns
@box1del1idiote
Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, hold up, give me a minute….okay everything checks out, nothing wrong here….. Hydra Dominatus
@oskarhansson879
Жыл бұрын
That and the tau empire is a new born chiwawa facing a 12 year old doberman
@jeremiahcruz1071
Жыл бұрын
''i don't not care that walking churches are impractical and waste thousands of years of imperial resources it looks cool'' *-inventor of the emperor class Titan, circa 19 millennium*
@adblue8955
Жыл бұрын
I love how Tau players and imperial players are always dissing eachother when in the lore their factions are about as close to allies as you can get.
@frankficcle7081
Жыл бұрын
"This one inquisitor, right here."
@jondw
Жыл бұрын
I don't know about allies, more "low on list of threats/problems"
@@jondw that's as close to allies as you can get in the 40k galaxy mannnnnn. Even most of the imperium armies are one one another's "I'll kill you when we run out of Tyranids" list.
@jondw
Жыл бұрын
@@adblue8955 ignoring the fact that some eldar are legitimate allies to the imperium (admittedly due to the mess that is the imperium's administration, not all parts are aware of this), maybe choosing the faction that fights rebellions more than outsiders isn't the best example for "that's just how it is in the setting"
@juliane.mfarias9285
Жыл бұрын
And the Titans
@MWH12085
Жыл бұрын
And a much larger reach....and Warp travel capabilities.
@SurnameName
Жыл бұрын
also a few orders of magnitude in manpower, resources, scale but shhhhh
@daniellau9177
Жыл бұрын
🎶 Welcome to the jungle! We got fun an games!
@endwarAH80blackfoot
Жыл бұрын
Ooof sick burn by the Imperium!
@guardman5860
Жыл бұрын
" Yep the tau are outclassed "
@Lightscribe225
Жыл бұрын
Remember in 3rd Edition the Tau said Titans and giant robots were a waste of resources so they should just focus on weapons for their crisis suits. Fast forward to the 42nd millennium and Tau are now building giant robots
@MatiasQuintanaV
Жыл бұрын
0:06 Alrighty then, where's the other one?
@porkinator863
Жыл бұрын
As a Tau Fan, I got to give it to them
@DriftBR1
Жыл бұрын
Is that a Alpha legion knight?!?!?!?!?!?!
@DoubleAlplarius
Жыл бұрын
That knight color looks like ours
@TheLaluciDaniel
Жыл бұрын
"LOL, He fell for it!" Dorn, holding a paintbrush!
@DoubleAlplarius
Жыл бұрын
@@TheLaluciDanielNANI!!!
@robertcross9863
Жыл бұрын
I mean he's not lieing
@joejackson2662
Жыл бұрын
This needs to be a fulgrim meme
@bowenorcutt78
Жыл бұрын
I maintain that the Tau will be rendered extinct almost immediately, by 40K standards at least, the moment an actual major faction deems them to be a significant threat to them. The damn Craftworld Eldar could do it, and those guys were my previous contender for "biggest losers in the setting."
@hggs4466
Жыл бұрын
Everyone is too busy fighting each other and at this point the tau are big enough to not get crushed by just anyone like the craft world elder
@ThexVaultxTech
Жыл бұрын
Megamind is the best film ever made
@samuelspry6955
Жыл бұрын
Equating warhammer 40k's IOM, as a base level power to compare for others- there is no sci fi universe that even comes close to how strong mankind once was in the golden age. If 40K imperium is the weakest the love ever been, then 30K is more than enough for most if not all. Even the necrons wouldn't fight against golden age mankind.
@Lightscribe225
Жыл бұрын
I dunno the Necrons are still slow to waking up and can't remember the passwords to their best weapons...and we know the Eldar regularly boast about how even at humanity's best they still weren't close to even their degraded empire that was ready to collapse under itself.
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