The most common phrase I'm hearing for Waller-bridge and her character online is "Insufferable."
@drdassler
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having that label as an actor. 🤣
@planescaped
Жыл бұрын
Insufferable is a good description for a lot of modern Hollywood characters, stories, writing... really everything.
@toddrose4208
Жыл бұрын
Saw the movie today and she was fine. Her character evolves over the course of the movie ie. her character is more likable in later scenes vs earlier scenes when she is more cynical and self interested.
@christuffer
Жыл бұрын
She is the main antagonist.
@Enzo012
Жыл бұрын
She was meant to be?
@kimanimzalendo367
Жыл бұрын
I like it when a woman calls out unfeminine women, and also calling out the fake "strong woman" characters
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
Ghostbusters (2016) remake, anyone? THAT one? That joyless, joke-free, 'hilarious' one? The one with 4 (aye - FOUR) eh, sassy, strong, "hilarious" ('cause they said so), empowered wimmen? It was HILARIOUS! Because they told us. About as hilarious as a childs funeral. Yikes!
@marwood1969
Жыл бұрын
The vast majority of women hate feminism because it demands that they become something they do not want to be. My Mum detested it, as does my wife and my daughter. It's the same almost everywhere but of course the empty vessels make the most noise.
@cadence4527
Жыл бұрын
Women can spot misandry just as well as misogyny. Misandry is far worse than misogyny in my opinion. It’s dangerous. You need both the left and the right wings to fly.
@planescaped
Жыл бұрын
It's nice finding a woman who is a realist and not another weirdo who spends way too much time in the festering bowels of the internet and social media.
@e-satan9032
Жыл бұрын
Nah it's more impactful when a man says it. No idea what u on about.
@gansosmansos
Жыл бұрын
That face punch knocked him out long enough for him to be dragged onto the plane, dragged back through time, dragged back to the US, stuck in his apartment, his murder charges cleared and his marriage fixed.
@Pimp-Master
Жыл бұрын
It felt like all the writers to this thing lined up and gave the raspberry to the audience.
@renegadeaustin2763
Жыл бұрын
That was one hell of a punch!
@gansosmansos
Жыл бұрын
@@renegadeaustin2763 Thor level punch
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's funny how that plot point got completely dropped. lol
@swagwolfgang
9 ай бұрын
Wow she really is a strong woman
@WoahLookAtThatFreak
Жыл бұрын
I don't even watch new, mainstream movies anymore. I just wait for film essays on KZitem to give me all the ends and outs of how bad they are so I don't have to waste my money lol. Needless to say I've saved close to $300 this year because of these videos and I'm eternally grateful
@davemeads859
Жыл бұрын
Lol same
@Neon002121
Жыл бұрын
Ditto. If I hear something is awesome, then I’ll shell out. It’s crazy to pay theatre prices for the drivel coming out lately just because it’s “there.”
@mikewhitfield2994
Жыл бұрын
Yup. Just assume it's all shite and instead of being eternally disappointed, you will very occasionally be pleasantly surprised.
@SammEater
Жыл бұрын
Gotta congratulate Hollywood for helping saving me money by not watching a single one of their crappy movies these last 5 years.
@marshalhammel5065
Жыл бұрын
This movie shows why people like old Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond, Old Logan in Logan, and old Charles Xavier in Logan. They were past their respective primes, but still carried a grace and dignity about themselves. It was interesting to see their interaction with the younger generations while playing prominent roles that worked with their current capabilities.
@NGRevenant
Жыл бұрын
no one wants to pay good money to see their childhood heroes age and fail. if I wanted to see that I'd visit my parents for free.
@arghjayem
Жыл бұрын
@@NGRevenantyep. Dial of Destiny makes Crystal Skull look good. And the defiling that Lucas and Spielberg did to their own creation looks PG compared to the rape Kathleen Kennedy has done!
@rainastor4789
Жыл бұрын
I love this comment.
@Shadi092986
Жыл бұрын
That's the main problem. Mangold did Logan (as well as a history of solid films) AND Dial of Destiny. However, he sold out his soul to Kathleen Kennedy's Lucasfilm in destroying Indy.
@docbrown6550
Жыл бұрын
No one wants to see an 80 year old pretend to be in their prime, it's not believable in any way.
@ralph328chaunceyst.7
Жыл бұрын
I saw Indy get hurt, punched, lynched, shot in this film many of times. While his horse faced co-star never broke a nail, while jumping from car to car, from motorcycle to plane, deep diving, rock climbing, jumping buildings in heels etc. This lady was invincible to any adversity. She was knocking men out, with one punch. It's absurd, because she's omniscient and all powerful. I'm not sure why she needed cash so bad, because the way she's written all she needed to do was pick a few stocks and it would have made her the world's richest person. I do agree that Fleabag is an accurate description of this person though.
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
Interesting description Ralph - "....horse faced co-star....", considering the script obviously shot out of the south end of a northbound horse (yep, I just nicked that one from Quigley Down Under - now THAT'S still a great flick, time to rewatch, methinks).
@ralph328chaunceyst.7
Жыл бұрын
@@daveroche6522 That is a classic. Alan Rickman always knocked it out of the park.
@MustertheBrohirrim
Жыл бұрын
The female characters fight scene in Extraction 2 is brutal and honest. That character perfectly compliments her male counterpart without diminishing him.
@PhantomFilmAustralia
Жыл бұрын
Extraction 2 was much more believable. For the most part, women can't fight like men. They have to adapt to a fighting style to suit their smaller, lighter builds. 120 pound woman can't produce blunt-force trauma with her punches on a 250 pound man. They can beat a man that size with speed, agility, guns, knives, or improvise with an object.
@brobogan5102
Жыл бұрын
I thought that Extraction 2 ruined Nik Khan, the female lead, who had a perfect ending in the first film. Extraction was a near perfect action flick, the second seemed like a rejected script from the Fast & Furious franchise.
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473
Жыл бұрын
"Bootleg Quesadilla Short Round" That got my sub
@francisoffilth7953
Жыл бұрын
A strong woman is someone who is confident in who they are and has compassion for others. A mother, ceo, janitor, etc it doesn’t matter. Nowadays a strong woman is a miserable single person who makes good money lol
@newworldman2112
Жыл бұрын
Last Crusade was one of the last movies I went to see with my dad given his health. I was 13 at the time and it really blew our minds. Skip ahead In time I took my little boys to see the Crystal Skull. I thought it was cheezy but ok, while my oldest son demanded I let him stay and watch when I had to take his little brother to the bathroom several times, which I made him come with us. In 2017 I took them both to see the Last Jedi and my oldest who was 12 or so by then said it wasn't a movie for him. A few days ago I jokingly asked my oldest who is now a UCI student if he wanted to see Indy 5 and he looked at me and said "no," this is where Lucasfilm now stands. Was it worth it for them?
@axiss5840
Жыл бұрын
Really highlights how far they've driven themselves into the ground.
@shalotstage
Жыл бұрын
I have Seen all of indys movies and "Cristal Skull" was an "ok" movie. It was not the "disaster" many say. COMPARED with the 3 previous ones OF COURSE that it would look "no so good" because Indy is older and cant to many of stuff he did when he was younger without it looking "false" but at least THAT MOVIE WAS RESPECTUL to and older Indy, BUT HE STILL KICK 4SS AND IS WITTY AND HAVE A STRONG WILL, IS BRAVE he keeps being INDY. Yes, it gives him "a chessy" but NICE "happy ending" for an older guy: a happy family to spent the rest of his days and raise him to a better professional position at his work(they make his an associate of the university). Meaning a promising family future with a good payment for his older days. The end. I WILL TAKE THAT AS THE END OF INDY ANY DAY OF THE WEEK , instead of this 5TH MOVIES THAT IS A DISRESPECTUL DESTROY OF THE CHARACTER we love. The guy we see in this 5th movie IS NOT INDY AT ALL. ITS OLD HARRISON FORD MAKING MONEY FOR A PAYCHECK, BUT NOT INDY. He doesnt play Indy in the entire movie. So for me Cristal skull was the not perfect but "ok" end for INDY. The 5th movie is a pile of S*it
@davidzagrodny9486
Жыл бұрын
I was a student at UCLA and remember seeing the original 1981 film with some fraternity brothers in Westwood Village. My own kids (a bit older than your son) have zero interest in this film -- BAD NEWS for Disney
@multiversehacking
Жыл бұрын
Agree! I also went to see TLC with my dad, and he was a Bond/Connery fan, so it made it extra special. The Last Jedi was the first ruining of one of my childhood heroes. This movie was the ruining of my other childhood hero. I just pray KK doesn't get her hands on Rocky!
@newworldman2112
Жыл бұрын
@@multiversehacking Yeah the Last Jedi really screwed things, but that was the point. KK and her crew didn't want kids like my sons to be part of the Star Wars fan base, let alone middle aged guys like us.
@teastrainer3604
Жыл бұрын
"We need to keep doing what we're doing because in the future we'll be hailed as prophets who were far ahead of our time." -- The internal dialogue of the people at Disney.
@kurtnulf3362
Жыл бұрын
The movie doesn`t matter the franchise doesn`t matter The only thing that does matter is THE MESSAGE we need to educate the public . DISNEY
@Sharpee69
Жыл бұрын
Unnecessary for this movie to be made. But ya know Disney.
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Ugh I pray they never touch this franchise again. It's incredibly odd to not only now feel Crystal Skull is a decent movie, but to actually miss Mutt Williams.
@tufflucal4037
Ай бұрын
@VexElectronica Mutt was sure a WAAAAYY better character than Woke Helena over here. And I don't think that Indy 4 deserved the hate way back then.
@Melvin-Deeply
Жыл бұрын
Thin Diana Jones and the Octogenarian of Ouch!
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@aaron75fy
Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would say I'm glad not to have wasted money on it
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
This film was far more insulting than The Little Mermaid.
@brandondominguez5540
Жыл бұрын
Lol I already seen it twice because it's indiana jones and because there was nothing else interesting in the theater to watch for me
@aaron75fy
Жыл бұрын
@@brandondominguez5540 I'd rather save money than see woke BS
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
DISMAL(tm) already have - A LOT - and they're telling you/us to do the same, so why don't we? Oh right - we actually have good taste.....
@bradforester3635
Жыл бұрын
@@VexElectronicainteresting fact Phoebe waller bridge is a transgender man. Possibly the best transgender actor in Hollywood. Give her a break for all that male energy. She was a post pubescent transition
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
What did you guys think of Indiana Jones 5? Let me know in the comments below, and Happy Independence Day to my American friends! 🥳 Much love to you all and see you in a few weeks for Barbie! 💕 PS - Memberships are live 🎉
@MediaManPower
Жыл бұрын
At this point, I don't even know how many IPs are above the ground.
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
@@MediaManPowerLOOOOOOL
@Melvin-Deeply
Жыл бұрын
I didn't have "all" notifications turned on. It's now been remedied. :)
@DabionFreedom
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant new film review, Vex. of Indiana Jones 5. I love the previous four Indiana Jones films. but have no interest in watching this one. :)
@30noir
Жыл бұрын
My mind is blown to consider that what we got was after numerous rewrites, reshoots and the removal of what was perceived as Waller-Bridge's worst put downs of Indi - so this final product is improved... from what, we can barely imagine. What a waste of time and money.
@makedredd299
Жыл бұрын
“They did the same thing to Jim Hopper.” - Dillon
@epicvizard
Жыл бұрын
I’m truly hurt to see one of my favorite characters ever disgraced like those. And your analysis was funnier than then movie itself.
@mikeainsworth9861
Жыл бұрын
A lot of nitpicking here to miss the major point of the movie. This movie isn’t about the chase for the MacGuffin. Indy has become old. That happens to people. The world has passed him by. His students aren’t enthusiastic for his class or him, and even that thankless job has come to an end. His son is dead. His wife has left him. He is alone. He is in despair. He doesn’t want this last adventure. He is conned into it by a woman who, Heaven forbid, is independent and self confident. And yes, implausible things happen - as if the events of the other films made perfect sense. But remarkably, in the end, Indy comes home to the end of his quest at home to old friends at peace with himself…his adventures concluded. It was a formulaic movie with chases and fights because the audience expected them to be there, but it was also, for those who looked a little closer, a touching story of a career at its end and the fitting end of the saga.
@TheGourdKing
Жыл бұрын
A review far surpassing its subject matter.
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, buddy! Appreciate you coming by!
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
And FAAAAAAR more enjoyable and entertaining. Seriously.
@Burns_RED
Жыл бұрын
Stronk wahman feminist lead is actually portrayed as drop dead attractive in the film, haha. So props on the thumbnail as you found literally the worst static image of her possible! Bravo!
@davemccage7918
Жыл бұрын
The only thing that requires more ‘suspension of disbelief’ than Phoebe being attractive is that Shia Lebuffe would actually join the military. [sigh] If only the fridge hadn’t been nuke proof… we wouldn’t be here today.
@beyond_the_infinite2098
Жыл бұрын
That was my first impression of her - unattractive. Is ugly in now?
@greenman5255
Жыл бұрын
Helena looks like Lia Thomas. Lia Thomas, the she-man who harasses women in a swimming pool, and Helena who harasses an old man in his own movie.
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Woodpecker.
@shieldwallofdragons
Жыл бұрын
Helena is just a greedy drunk that the movie then tries to show development into caring for Indy...I mean what a perfect person to pass the torch to...She is totaly unworthy of taking on the mantle of Indiana Jones.
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
There is nothing redeeming about her whatsoever. As if this movie weren't insulting enough, they had to give Indy a soulless god-daughter.
@Renfair333
7 ай бұрын
I can't believe they missed out on the chance for Indy to reconnect with Short Round as a surrogate son to heal the wound of losing a son. It would have been so powerful and moving. Short Round could have taken up the Indy mantle easily.
@whitebear2
Жыл бұрын
Review that'll have you sayin "thank you come again" Great work
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Love ya, Whitey!
@mrssassysasquatch
Жыл бұрын
Girl!!! You are on fire with these reviews!!!! Congratulations on yet another banger! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much, Mrs. C
@THEJOKERSVOICE
Жыл бұрын
Well...how do you REALLY feel about Phoebe Waller Bridge? LOL
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Her existence is a bridge too far.
@marcopolo5819
Жыл бұрын
You had me at “skull f…” 😂
@charlieberry7562
Жыл бұрын
Gosh Helena’s awful. But Damn I forgot they made Indie’s old love interest smack him? With force too! This is unrelated but damn that trope is hopefully dying out 😅.
@erynlasgalen1949
Жыл бұрын
Don't look for any kind of adult understanding of romantic behavior from either Lucas or Spielberg. Cliches all the way.
@OmegaUberDeathbot
Жыл бұрын
Can you tell Helena is a self insert? Oh Hollywood, your so shallow and self indulged. Maybe when the movie industry finally goes bankrupt we can start over with better people involved.
@roythunderplump
Жыл бұрын
PWB Thumbnail looks like Robbie Rotten had a sister from Lazy Town.
@Pohm326
Жыл бұрын
FFS woman! As a veteran of 28 years in the Australian Army, I’ve heard some ‘unique owns,’ but my god, your barbs and wit are sharper than the focus of the JWST. Leaving me laughing so hard I had an out of body experience, by the end of the review I honestly couldn’t tell you if I were f_cked, Shot or snake-bit! To quote Blazing Saddle, “you use your tongue better than a twenty dollar whore….”
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Horsey woman.
@abdelali9279
Жыл бұрын
The only winner here is Harrison Ford, he's "retiring" but like wrestlers of old, once he gets a juicy contract he comes back because he knows fans are crazy and wants to always see him even though it doesn't make sense
@kellylawsonkl
Жыл бұрын
Cate Blanchet and Mads wasted their talents and risked their reputation.
@whos-the-stiff
Жыл бұрын
Phee Bee Walter on a Bridge is the sole reason I won't be seeing DoD ever.
@giovangciccareli1829
6 ай бұрын
Despite what you may think of Shia LaBeouf, what they did to the character of Mutt makes absolutely no sense. By the time he would enlisted in Vietnam he would have been 31. His character was an anti-estalishment biker raised by a liberal mother and the only father figure was a crazy academic. Why would he have enlisted in an unpopular war at that point in his life that his character would never have supported in the first place?
@robmclean4352
Жыл бұрын
This movie...instead of giving us the Harrison Ford of the 80s, we get Harrison Ford *in his* 80s...!
@jimslancio
Жыл бұрын
Best comment of the day.
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Hang it up!
@thelogoth
Жыл бұрын
Love your analysis. Brutal, fair and straight to the point. Well done.
@MutedAndReported3032
Жыл бұрын
I hate what Disney’s doing with these so-called “strong” female characters, and I’m a feminist. They have a really scuffed idea of what “strong” means. Disney seems to think that traits often thought as “feminine”, like compassion, sensitivity, bring motherly, etc. are actually bad and/or weak! Instead, they just slap a bunch of “masculine” traits on their female characters and act like THAT’S the only way a woman can be strong - by acting more like men! Gee, really progressive, Disney. What’s worse, they give the characters some of the worst “masculine” traits as well. I mean, sure, they make them courageous, but they also make them really headstrong, overconfident, unfeeling… they’re just obnoxious, arrogant know-it-alls, they’re just not likable at all. And they have almost no adversity or weakness to overcome, they’re just perfect from the start. They can overcome any challenge right off the bat, with little to no training, and they almost never fail at anything. If the bad guys ever one-up her, it’s never a major loss, just a minor setback - they never lose spirit, or reach a low point. That’s because Disney won’t let their “strong and independent female characters” ever show a moment of weakness, they’ll never need a friend to pick them up… that would mean she’s not “strong”! That’s such bullshit! Strength of a character comes from the challenges they face and eventually overcome, despite struggling and failing along the way. It comes from the mistakes they make and how they learn from them! “Oh, but our strong female characters can’t possibly make mistakes, they’re perfect, unlike those lame and pathetic males!” Another problem is how Disney loves to absolutely butcher established characters and shit on their legacy, just so they can set them up to be replaced by their new and “better”, strong female character. And just to rub salt in the wound, the new character is shown to be stronger and more skilled in every way, and they flaunt how much better they are right in the former iconic heroes’ faces! “But it’s okay, because they deserve it! No matter how kind-hearted and heroic they acted in the past, they’re MEN, so they have to be taken down! They’re not fighting for equality, but for supremacy.
@padfinancial1781
Жыл бұрын
Phoebe Waller Bridge hss all the facial charms of Carel Struycken
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Unattractive.
@dannyhartwig7595
Жыл бұрын
kennedy loves to kill iconic male heroes
@Penttipistooli
Жыл бұрын
Wasting Mads Mikkelsen in these turds should be a criminal offence.
@biguy617
Жыл бұрын
I refuse to see this movie
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Making the right choice. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for this (movie points).
@raypadilla2045
Жыл бұрын
I-a long-time Indy fan-have decided not to watch the movie. My son said, "It's not that bad, Dad. Go watch it." Your video is the one I've chosen to show him if he tells me again. You've captured EXACTLY how I feel about what I've seen/heard/read about the movie and put it in a way better fashion than I could ever describe. Thanks, Vex!
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
1981 ; 'Raiders' - bought to you by men. "TOP! MEN"! 2023 ; 'Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Dumb' - bought to you by wimmen power. Eh, "YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY??????".
@kurtnulf3362
Жыл бұрын
If I was you and my son thought that this movie wasn`t that bad .Maybe you should seat down with that kid and pour him a Bud Light and tell him about the birds and bees
@shalotstage
Жыл бұрын
Not to be disrespectul but I cant understand HOW your son thinks "its not so bad"🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️. I am a woman AND I HATED IT TO THE BITS. The only way your son thinks this its "ok" is IF HE NEVER WATCHED ANY INDIANA JONES MOVIE, OR HE NEVER LIKED THE CHARACTER VERY MUCH. There is no way ANYONE who loved Indy can think this movie is "ok". FOR CHRIST SAKE... I kid you not (sadly) but it was the destruction of Luke Skywalker ALL OVER AGAIN...they DESTROY Indys character and personality, they DESTROY HIS FAMILY AND KILL HIS SON, only to have him miserable and broken enough to be "saved" OR BETTER PUT: REPLACED by the insufferable FWB. And "saved" is a saying, because she dont give a flying F about indy. Really whoever write this movie MUST BE A WOKE PERSON. Because they give 💩 about the character we love, but all of they care is to INSERT THEIR WOKE NEW CHARACTERS while killing our old ones. Is a disaster. I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT just because my father saw it in "the web", so I had to help him saw it and we saw it together(my father likes indys movies so I have planned not to take him to watch this mess). 10 minutes later my father was sad to see such an old and miserable indy... it made sad to see him dissapointed because he taught it was just like the other movies. He lost interest after 30 minutes and went to sleep, but I keep watching to see if it was so terrible. Its a disaster, depressing movie that should have never being made. PERIOD. The end of indy was Cristal Skull. Not a perfect endind, but and ok ending. This 5th movie is a load of crap NOT ABOUT INDY AT ALL . ITS ABOUT FWB AND HER TAKING THE MANTLE OF INDY BY DESTROYING HIM. To hell with this movie.
@notjimpickens7928
Жыл бұрын
@@daveroche6522 top men? tf is that andrew tate bs lmao its real men, get it right
@BogeyTheBear
Жыл бұрын
10:28 Way to bury the lede there: A literal rocket scientist got shot out of the sky by sticks hurled from people who hadn't invented _pockets_ yet.
@davemccage7918
Жыл бұрын
The only thing that requires more ‘suspension of disbelief’ than Phoebe being attractive is that Shia Lebuffe would actually join the military. [sigh] If only the fridge hadn’t been nuke proof… we wouldn’t be here today
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Unattractive. Horsey. Ugh
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
Simple answer to a simple question - PUT QUENTIN TARANTINO IN CHARGE! 'Nuff said.....
@kwk111
8 ай бұрын
They thought they were so clever when they used the eels to reference snakes. I just rolled my eyes and sighed. Those member berries were way past their expiration date.
@thebignacho
Жыл бұрын
RIP Indiana Jones
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
He had a good run. Went too far!
@RampantDaydream
Жыл бұрын
In a sane world, they’d just recast Indiana Jones with a younger charismatic actor (like Ryan Gosling), and make a kickass adventure story - and drown in billions of dollars of profit.
@csb78nm
Жыл бұрын
As a female, I can only urge Waller-Bridge to identify as something other than female. Please? For all our sakes?
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
She doesn't rate as a female from me.
@itskarl7575
Жыл бұрын
The continental drift thing was dumb. If the calculations were wrong, they wouldn't be going to the wrong time - they wouldn't have found the time fissure at all. Finding the time fissure proved that the antikythera worked. And really, in 2000 years, continental drift would have accounted for about 2,5 meters. And besides, seeing Archie in his tomb with a wrist watch would have proven to them that he _had_ had some contact with the future, and therefore could absolutely have known about continental drift.
@adrianvanleeuwen
Жыл бұрын
How could the Disney executives approve such an unlikeable character as the main heroine which would lead to box office disaster? Oh wait, KK approved this! Makes sense.
@solo_bones4512
Жыл бұрын
Who would have guessed there would be fawning over the Nazi? Not that using the word “Chad” wasn’t a dead giveaway.
@septimiusseverus343
Жыл бұрын
Cry harder.
@davidjooste5788
Жыл бұрын
Its not Waller-Bridge's fault she isn't attractive. It is her fault for trying to act like she is.
@bigduke2140
Жыл бұрын
Yes, could not agree more, her and Konnie Haque. And both have a disgusting huge mole on their face. Fleabag's mole is on her forehead and that is why her hair is glued to her forehead most of the time. Ugly does not do justice in describing Fleabag's appearance.
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
She is both unattractive and can't act.
@nicktrueman224
Жыл бұрын
The only good thing the spear head which was claimed to be the spear head which stabbed Christ is a real historical piece from around the 10thc AD. It definitely was not the weapon used in antiquity, but it exists.
@user-jr8il8oo5k
Жыл бұрын
I've noticed how she always covers up that black spot on her head..... It's blatantly a mark from her previous life where she was probably shot for hating men 😂
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Fade to Black!
@hildegunst1000
Жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones 5: the dial of saving Hitler
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Far more enticing title 🤣
@bondoqbn7318
Жыл бұрын
That British bag couldn't hurt a flea!
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Creepy
@Amazingsloth
Жыл бұрын
think it was intentional that if Indy wasn't in this - the outcome would have been exactly the same... Mads gets the dial - flies to the past - is shot down with arrows - dies there... ?
@quasar8898
Жыл бұрын
Feeble Wooly-Minge strikes again!
@davidcoleman757
Жыл бұрын
Helena is no Marion Ravenwood.
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Helena is scary.
@grantmathieson650
Жыл бұрын
Barely legal harlots, what a great term.
@johnboyghgfgd5813
Жыл бұрын
Great review, but what a shame this movie is. I was looking forward to it, but i don't think i will watch it now since everything about it seems mediocre at best and a punch in the face for Indy fans at worst. Life sucks. ☹😔💔
@Jacob-Ironside
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for swimming through this crap so we don't have too. Great review!
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Aww thank you, Jacob! I was really hoping that I would be wrong on this one, but alas 🥺
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else REALLY, REALLY looking forward to Ryan Georges Pitch Meeting for it?
@Brian-yt8fu
Жыл бұрын
I read that many people invested in home theatre systems during COVID-19. So the trend is watching movies in your living room.
@nathanembry9245
Жыл бұрын
The children we could make with your roasting skills!!!
@zaxx
Жыл бұрын
Great job Vex!
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, buddy!! Appreciate you 🙌
@chesterstevens8870
Жыл бұрын
"Indiana Jones and the quest to save Hitler."
@jeffmcdonald4225
Жыл бұрын
Be careful, Vex. If you keep using logic you may never turn into a "strong female character".
@deangiusti1884
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't be happier that the public has rejected this garbage of a movie.
@RobinJohnstonphotography
Жыл бұрын
Indiana racing to stop Hitler being murdered would have been an interesting time travel twist. This sounds utterly dreadful.
@vampiricpig1392
Жыл бұрын
I keep watching reviews and plot break downs for this movie, and I cant wrap my head around how such a simple plot reaches two and a half hours In run time
@darrenclements6028
11 ай бұрын
Indiana Bore and the destruction of legacy is a despair of disenchantment
@davidkarasurov
Жыл бұрын
Where does the scene with the woman getting her eye gouged out comes from?
@Caveman57
Жыл бұрын
Wow. No sugar coating on this review. I loved it!
@omegafire6253
Жыл бұрын
Cash grabs are long and gone. We are merging into a time where quality is the only means for success.
@censortube3778
Жыл бұрын
So many franchises destroyed because Kathleen Kennedy keeps insisting on idolized versions of herself as lead characters .... the amount of continental drift between 1939 to 1969 would be about 30 inches so that's silly
@beebTim
Жыл бұрын
Does Harrison Ford have any old characters left which he would like to kick in the groin? Maybe he could go back to the Amish and have someone drive a horse and cart over John Book's zimmer frame walking corpse.
@daveroche6522
Жыл бұрын
Simple experiment - compare/contrast Woodpecker Nose here to/with Ripley and/or Vasques from Aliens. See?? The (obvious) answer is in the question.....
@bdleo300
Жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Diarrhea
@VexElectronica
Жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones and the Depends of Destiny 🤣
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones and the Horse Faced Woman
@leebrandt8597
Жыл бұрын
Nah, this wasn't a cash grab. They really wanted to make a movie that people loved, except they didn't know that they are incapable of making a movie we love
@septimiusseverus343
Жыл бұрын
Best video on this SS Sultana of a movie I've seen, well done.
@cmrjc74
Жыл бұрын
❤ the review
@CaptCutshaw
9 ай бұрын
You know you're in trouble when freakin' "Octopussy" has a better Tuk-Tuk chase than you do, made decades earlier on a fraction of the budget and almost no SFX. This movie didn't make me angry, it made me depressed in a way no other flick has, seeing what they did to my favorite character. I wish I could scrub it from my brain.
@artdonovandesign
Жыл бұрын
You nailed every cultural and cinematic flaw in this disaster of a movie. Indy 5 DOES NOT COUNT! This is NOT an Indiana Jones movie. We fans hated it!
@kappachow4809
Жыл бұрын
No, but seriously, she flamed the hell outta her at 7:20. I can feel it through the screen.
@Slickwilly3605
Жыл бұрын
“Quesadilla bootleg Short-Round” ☠️
@arlo3502
Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how they had Helena lock away the title character with the bad guys to save herself, and still expected the audience to like her, or set her up to carry on the movies from now on. It seems pretty clear that she's the bad guy once she does that. It's like this movie is everything that's wrong with feminism. Women who identify with feminism want an excuse to be narcissistic and selfish, and nothing about this character has any femininity whatsoever. It's like not only do they want to be narcissists, they also wish they were men.
@ROGYAX
Жыл бұрын
this new female character is making Shia Lebleuf look supertight right about now
@HeidiPyke
Жыл бұрын
Oh you're good at this. Subscribed!
@joerobinson1672
Жыл бұрын
Appalling but to witness its absolute inanity you have to pay thereby feeding the sick mess and possibly encouraging a sequel: resist!!!
@SeriousRodger
Жыл бұрын
Thank god this wasnt released in 3D. PWB's nose would have audiences ducking in fear as it appeared to slice its way over all 5 of them.
@marknewton6984
Жыл бұрын
Slice! Ugh
@Noah20340
Жыл бұрын
I’m convinced the only people praising this movie are the ones who got invited to the premiere and don’t want to tarnish that for the next Disney film
@TagusMan
Жыл бұрын
I believe you and I saw the exact same film. Worst Indy of all time.
@lanceash
Жыл бұрын
"hot nazi;" "chad;" "manhandling women" You lost me bye
@hamonryechinaski180
Жыл бұрын
So fragile...😂😂😂😂
@prestofungus8588
Жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today. Imma sub, keep up the great work
@ItsCalebThomas
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for being real🙇♂️🙏
@kylebell7879
Жыл бұрын
It belongs in a museum
@CameronBrooks
Жыл бұрын
Amazing how bad that blue screen looks
@FilmMasterAdam
Жыл бұрын
You deserve so many more subs than you have! You instantly got mine in the first 3 minutes. Hilarious and INSANELY accurate video.
@booboobingbang
Жыл бұрын
Yes me too
@barnabybones2393
Жыл бұрын
Great writing and humor Vex. May the algorithm smile on you.
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