That part where it collapsed off the perch ended me. Brilliant.
@PeninsulaPaintings
5 жыл бұрын
Mike didn't even miss a beat when it did, a true reviewing professional!
@DonPeyote420
9 жыл бұрын
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
@VicvicW
9 жыл бұрын
All the yeses go to you.
@ChibySmiley
9 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone was going to make a Monty Python reference! XD
@thetwistedsamurai
9 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that you took the time to actually type out accents. I can hear it in my head.
@4ll3sb4n4n3
8 жыл бұрын
+PufferBluntman Better replace it then
@dmd8552
7 жыл бұрын
I own seventy three of these. They keep commanding me to buy more. Please help.
@valgo8128
3 жыл бұрын
Do IT JUST DO IT
@sampiazza7483
9 жыл бұрын
"I think it's wondering whether Skynet has finally taken over." - killed me X'D
@TommytheroxTV
8 жыл бұрын
Ha
@anarcho-pingu
10 жыл бұрын
"This is an ex-parrot!" ~John Cleese
@petercushingsexcrementnigh7250
7 жыл бұрын
John Greenhaulgh John Cleese strangled me when I was 2
@generalcoon47
9 жыл бұрын
So a green piece of plastic with screw holes and a shrill MIDI file for a voice is supposed to be the alternative to a real bird?
@CrazyRiverOtter
9 жыл бұрын
generalcoon47 As someone who owns a bird, yes.
@The_Barroth
6 жыл бұрын
At least you don’t have to feed it
@saraumar3295
3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahahahahah I can't think of anything else so stupid
@TR1PLE_6
10 жыл бұрын
Because screw holes in the bird is SOOOOOO realistic
@alexliu5806
10 жыл бұрын
not to mention that hole in the chest where the motion sensor is.
@TR1PLE_6
10 жыл бұрын
Alex Liu Also the gap between its head and its body.
@gagaplex
6 жыл бұрын
I love how it keeps clicking. So life-like!
@TheBlueBullets
9 жыл бұрын
with real Fjord pining action!
@crunk_lean
9 жыл бұрын
Perfect Polly? More like parkinson Polly.
@crunk_lean
9 жыл бұрын
***** AYOOO, what up, eh?
@littlerollingbean
9 жыл бұрын
I never understood why toy companies advertised their toy pets with the selling point "IT NEVER NEEDS TO BE WALKED, FED OR CLEANED UP!!!!". First of all, isn't the point of having a pet learning responsibility and how to look after a living creature? If one is planning in being a parent when they are older, having a pet builds up the skills. Knowing that most humans want kids, why do people think that advertising that your product does NOT give you responsibility or nurturing skills a good idea?! Second, what heartless person would rather have an object as a pet than a real creature that would love them simply because they do not want to TAKE CARE OF THEM? Now that I think about it... Seeing how so many humans buy a real dog or even have a baby and are NOT good at taking care of them because they are lazy fucks, a fake baby or animal is a good idea. There should be a robotic baby for people who see babies as trends so real human babies do not have to suffer with shit parents. But still, even as a kid I never understood why anyone would want a pet yet not be willing to take responsibility for them.
@uTubeNoITube
8 жыл бұрын
But does it grate cheese???
@thejudge305
8 жыл бұрын
+uTubeNoITube YES!!!!!!!!!!
@Graylord88
10 жыл бұрын
But... It's a budgie, not a parakeet.
@kurvos
9 жыл бұрын
Graylord "The budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus) /ˈbʌdʒərɨɡɑr/, also known as common pet parakeet or shell parakeet and informally nicknamed the budgie, is a small, long-tailed, seed-eating parrot. "
@mechalinkergaming7169
8 жыл бұрын
Why is it perpetually having a seizure?
@ManOutofTime913
9 жыл бұрын
For the loneliest person on the planet.
@young321bookie
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO @ 02:35! That face he pulled was amazing! It was him being surprised that he caught it mixed with him being so chuffed he was like 'yeah, did you see that sh*t'. :)
@buzzingsigndiner397
10 жыл бұрын
0:42 Now that's what I call a dead parakeet.
@Tazzie1312
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I almost died when the bird fell over.
@babymoondancer
8 жыл бұрын
+Tazzie1312 "And it wouldn't do THAT if it were a real bird!" *LMAO*
@HaydenX
7 жыл бұрын
"It's not pinin', it's passed on!"
@sillygrl23
7 жыл бұрын
I know, granted I am sure a bird would leap from its stand, but I would assume it would be graceful enough to land on its feet and not fall over on its side, unless yeah, it was dead as a doornail.
@zh84
9 жыл бұрын
0:40 Had hysterics at this point.
@Diego-zz1df
8 жыл бұрын
It'll certainly cure you of your desire to have live birds at your house.
@AmaranthOriginal
9 жыл бұрын
I'm calling PETPA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plastic Animals) on you!
@Dark_Pulse
7 жыл бұрын
I got one of these as I white elephant gift on Christmas, it was broken out of the box
@redwerd2429
8 жыл бұрын
I have one and I also have 2 parakeets and they are fuhcing scared to shit of it
@arodriguez6567
8 жыл бұрын
The un-canary valley
@seanwilkinson3975
8 жыл бұрын
+A Rodriguez Best reply ever!
@capcom23
8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid
7 жыл бұрын
Don't know whether to cringe or laugh at hilarious joke....
@redwerd2429
7 жыл бұрын
but there budgies not canary's oh I have 3 now also
@The_Barroth
7 жыл бұрын
At least they got the incessant chirping accurate to a real parakeet
@PHARFLY
9 жыл бұрын
my sister got one of these at a pet store its head fell of a few days later
@-DeScruff
10 жыл бұрын
I have a Parakeet, and it sounds nothing like this thing. The infomercial saying the Parakeet can't tell the difference doesn't say much. Parakeets are not intelligent enough to understand they are looking at their own reflection in a mirror.
@mastermarkus5307
8 жыл бұрын
Why would you ever have this as a replacement for a pet? People don't tend to get pets just so they can hear them and look at them (though this thing doesn't give much of a show regardless), they also want to interact with them, maybe form an affectionate bond if they can!
@fackingpos
9 жыл бұрын
I suppose you could sell it to a blind kid,,,
@TheOnComingStorm121
9 жыл бұрын
fackingpos Needs tape around the head.
@AsukaSudjitsu
6 жыл бұрын
Preeeetty biiird!
@ohmygodbecky6829
3 жыл бұрын
I wish someone would feel about me the way infomercials talk about products
@8bitPikachu
10 жыл бұрын
Jacques: John WTF is that thing? jontron: i dont fuuucken know EAAGHHHH!
@Darkmage1293
10 жыл бұрын
It's Jacques during his awkward phase.
@thunderstudent
10 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's not an excellent product to you.
@telephony
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Mike, I got one of these bloody asinine things a few years ago to review on the Commercials I Hate BBS... it kept falling into the waste bin and one of my cats tried to rip the phone-bologna fake plastic dead bird's head off because the cat got pissed off with the damn incessant chirping. And you did miss one crucial point: the on/off switch is placed where the vent (bunghole) of a real bird would be. :-/
@craigjohnson5202
Жыл бұрын
That was me. 😎
@LauraSusanJohnson
5 жыл бұрын
The Budginator....it absolutely will not stop making that insufferable noise! EVER! Until you smash it into little splinters with your shovel!
@shannonbriggs100
8 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'd get one is to stick it at the end of the garden behind the bushes to piss my mum off. Apart from that, it's fucking useless.
@flinders5328
9 жыл бұрын
Why does it give me a instantaneous feeling to go find a hammer and smash it?
@rendanfuls
8 жыл бұрын
Made me watch Monty Python: Dead Parrot for god knows how manyth time (sorry...english doesn't have enough words for me).
@PkmnLegendMaster
8 жыл бұрын
I was given one of these as a gift a while back. Not really sure how to feel about that...
@Pluies
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens sent me here, I'm glad he did.
@r4microds
10 жыл бұрын
i found mike while searching for more 1pound food reviews right after watching Ashens.. Im glad i found this channel... it's awesome. xD
@TheBowserPrime
10 жыл бұрын
My grandma has one of those things. And every time my family and I go over and hear that thing go off all the time, we always know who to blame, my cousin.
@christinawilkephillips7684
9 жыл бұрын
it's "lifelike" head movements just make it look like it's spazzing out!
@princenadroj9766
5 жыл бұрын
Christina Phillips it looks like it’s constantly having a seizure.
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
6 жыл бұрын
they sold this on tv? why? it looks and sounds like something you would buy at the dollar store or get in a happy meal
@clarabellem4097
10 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was 8 I saw a singing bird christmas tree ornament and I begged my mom to get it, and after a day, I was like "TURN IT OFF!" Now we either take the batteries out, turn it off, or put it at the back of the tree (It's motion activated, and no one walks behind the tree.)
@tgsachris
10 жыл бұрын
That's kind like something I did lol, they have these motion sensitive dancing skeletons for halloween that sing while they dance in Walmart, I walked past and they all started dancing and setting each other off so I was like "Awesome, I want 4! It'll be like my house is alive!" they never stopped.... ever... it was funny for like 5 minutes then I punted one of the damn things accross the yard and threw all but one of out. In hinsight that was incredible stupid of me, but it is funny to look back on and laugh at now.
@clarabellem4097
10 жыл бұрын
tgsachris Lol. Wow. That's funny.
@chrisc7707
7 жыл бұрын
Is no one else going to question the position they chose to place the power switch?
@SporkmanBW
10 жыл бұрын
And the seam around its neck makes it look like some sort of frankenburd!
@DoktorHausMods
9 жыл бұрын
Perhaps you should nail it to its perch.
@haileemarie368
8 жыл бұрын
So my dad had one of these, and we had it chillin on like this bar thing in our living room, and out of know where as me and my dad are just chillin watching tv, this bird will start going off. I've never seen a ghost in this house or anything, but my dad said he has, the only paranormal activity I ever encountered was this freakin bird.
@RiasoXilond
9 жыл бұрын
Well that one thing you could do to get rid of it Mike... Maybe you should send it to Doug :P
@TheTwistedbeaver
10 жыл бұрын
+1 sub from ashens channel :D ur funny
@RayneSaltair
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens sent me here too.
@ShortstackAfficianado
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens swarm go!
@Pluies
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens sent me here, as well! Lol
@lincolnnoronha4128
7 жыл бұрын
"Look mom! Its trying to kill itself!"
@orincat10
10 жыл бұрын
"I know a dead bird when I see one!"
@CaptainSnowfall
10 жыл бұрын
oh my lanta i haven't laugh so hard in quite a while. SUBBED!~:D
@AndreSthegeekydude
8 жыл бұрын
imagine a parent taking the batteries out of perfect polly and a kid going "MOMMY MOMMY POLLY DIED!"
@chronicgaming3280
6 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a Budgie dancing on a typewriter....
@GeoNeilUK
10 жыл бұрын
The readers of which paper would have wanted to see that toy chirpy thing set on fire?
@Yvtyyvggvyfy
10 жыл бұрын
my real parakeets started chirping like crazy when they heard the perfect polly.
@nuclearcosmos23
5 жыл бұрын
i collect animatronics or just robots and i love these things machines are cool what can i say, i just found one at a thriftstore that still works they are very rare in working condition because of cheap geers he now sits with my pete the repeat parrot
@BloodylocksBathory
7 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing.
@nujevad28
10 жыл бұрын
So many Monty Python Jokes to choose from.
@QuertyQw33n
Жыл бұрын
The problem I have with this product is the fact that it is advertised as a pet alternative, despite it being more like a toy.
@LunaMoon84
8 жыл бұрын
Laughing so hard, I've watched a lot of your videos and I love all of them but I was literally laughing the whole time!!!!!!
@randywatson8347
9 жыл бұрын
Perfect Poly the telegraph bird...
@garyh9740
8 жыл бұрын
Then they can make Mr.Cricket and annoy the hell out of people with that!Why did I just give them that idea?!Big mistake!
@NortelGeek
9 жыл бұрын
Quick! give it some Dylantin!!!
@Rebelnightwolfe
10 жыл бұрын
The likes are for the ones who like how funny the video is. The dislikes are for those who own one against their will.
@rfmgunner
10 жыл бұрын
So much movement in those tail feathers 1:17 pmsl.
@davidoneill2254
10 жыл бұрын
Mike mate, get yourself a hd camera 360p is rubbish but good video
@fdk7014
7 жыл бұрын
It's impressive that someone actually tries to sell that shit
@moviemakerwannabe
4 ай бұрын
They should make one like a furby that can learn.
@PtolemyJones
9 жыл бұрын
I-m sure I'm not the first... but it's pinin' for the fjords!
@silvafox07
9 жыл бұрын
This guy had me cracking up
@noahahnen4851
8 жыл бұрын
omg I got that for Christmas i understand why now
@adamcarr2898
9 жыл бұрын
sounds like its sending a telegraph
@SkeletonsfromHell
10 жыл бұрын
My great uncle Don has on for the reason they sell it.
@Diego-zz1df
8 жыл бұрын
The perfect pet for people who don't want pets in the first place!
@kujoforever
10 жыл бұрын
Soooo many toys!!!!!
@JasonZakrajsek
10 жыл бұрын
I swear I've seen this one before. Like a week or two ago.
@noahnorman6877
2 жыл бұрын
0:42 The real reason why you should get a real bird at not an inanimate soulless hunk of plastic.
@Florithia
10 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard.
@Cade_The_Squirrel
10 жыл бұрын
anyone remember that one episode of Tom and Jerry? ...
@Waytotheland
4 жыл бұрын
Who would want this? Seriously what was the product made for? This infomercial has to be a joke.
@thesnesgeek
8 жыл бұрын
Polly is just depressing.
@teej1991
Жыл бұрын
I think perfect Polly is definitely a knock off, because Takara; a company in Japan made animated birds known as breezy singers that move their heads, beaks, and tails. At least they sound like the actual bird. Not to mention they have a photo sensor, which shuts them off at night when there’s not enough light in the room. This company even introduced three different colored parakeets to their line, at least they actually sound like real budgies. perfect poly just sounds like random bird noises, not even close to a parakeet. at least Takara didn’t make an infomercial about these birds, because honestly they’re more of a decoration, but I wouldn’t treat it as if it were an actual pet bird.
@watam8
8 жыл бұрын
parakeets taste delicious
@watam8
8 жыл бұрын
Nope.avi
@Dcook85
3 жыл бұрын
Have you been lonely ever since you got it?
@gustgost3937
10 жыл бұрын
why is everybody here from ashens
@dyansis
9 жыл бұрын
is it just me or is that a budgie not a parakeet? Or are they the same thing
@LordMabalon
9 жыл бұрын
A parakeet is a generic term for any small to medium sized parrot that has long tail feathers, which makes it overly broad. If you wanted to actually be useful and specific, then yes, you would refer to that kind of bird specifically as a budgerigar (budgie).
@kurvos
9 жыл бұрын
dyansis Well, both: "The budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus) /ˈbʌdʒərɨɡɑr/, also known as common pet parakeet or shell parakeet and informally nicknamed the budgie, is a small, long-tailed, seed-eating parrot. "
@dedpxl
8 жыл бұрын
lol why does it keep looping? it's so bad. sounds almost like it's doing the morse code for S.O.S over and over again.
@SentientMeatbag
10 жыл бұрын
Oh, god. I'm just wondering who the hell green lit this?
@Timmyval123
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens sent me here
@Aussiegirl265
8 жыл бұрын
You remind me of the guy from Peep Show!!!!!!!
@ShintogaDeathAngel
8 жыл бұрын
Can't they tell the difference between parakeets and budgies?
@nolakali
8 жыл бұрын
+ShintogaDeathAngel Budgies are parakeets though? The term parakeet just means a small member of the parrot family, and a lot of people just call budgies common parakeets.
@MF-dz7cp
4 жыл бұрын
2:53 🤣
@Timmyval123
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens sent me
@stevebarley8413
4 жыл бұрын
Parakeet was a budgie
@haveitboi999
10 жыл бұрын
looks ok for kids about 5 years old who want a pet, but not grown people who want to hear chirping while reading, what a weird advert
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