As a mono red player I would be offended if I could read.
@Blank3tMusic
Жыл бұрын
LIFE HAPPENS IN THE BATTLEFIELD AND IF YOU WIN AT 1 YOU STILL WON
@kevinwestermann1001
Жыл бұрын
It's Red Deck Wins and not Read Deck Wins for a reason.
@heraldofv3379
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinwestermann1001 and for the black decks its "read ahead to directly lose the game on cruelty of gix's second ability while u could have taken the 3rd one and saved the day of ur dumbass, loses the game." Reading is definitely not for magic players.
@thecookiemeister5374
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinwestermann1001 holy fuck i audibly laughed at that
@sluttyMapleSyrup
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinwestermann1001 That's 24karat gold right there
@joelhaggis5054
Жыл бұрын
There's a reason why it's "red deck wins" and not "red deck looses due to lack of tempo and card advantage."
@The_Natalist
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, that's what its called in EDH
@livedandletdie
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Natalist You've been playing against the non decent red decks. It's not that hard to shove 80 1/1s into your deck...
@The_Natalist
Жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie you can win an EDH game with 80 1/1s ? Lol, i have to try this
@jdazzani
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Natalist beating 120 vs 20 if a big difference... but also never underestimate the torbran player. Bitch will fuck you up
@matthewgallaway3675
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Natalist play Krenko
@fakeandriod4184
Жыл бұрын
as a red player, i can't read those graphs but my massive iq is telling me ive been insulted
@legiang3008
Жыл бұрын
lol underrated comment😂
@Dj87887
Жыл бұрын
"It doesn't matter if all of your creatures have 1 attack...as long as you have like 40 of 'em." Noah is one of the funniest mtg content creators on the platform.
@flameofmage1099
Жыл бұрын
As a token player I agree
@mattegecko6578
Жыл бұрын
I don't play MTGA. I play Krenko
@Dj87887
Жыл бұрын
@@mattegecko6578 Krenko and Muxus are on MTGA!
@TetsuRiken
Жыл бұрын
Well in all fairness that is pretty correct if no.one can stop the 40 1/1's then yes it doesn't matter
@manteiga9498
Жыл бұрын
It doesnt matter If u dont have creatures when you are a mono red burn 😎
@Just7155
Жыл бұрын
My favorite game as a mono red player was when I went against a mono blue player and he countered every single spell and won with a single delver of secrets
@davidsantiago7808
Жыл бұрын
honestly after years of monored stomping the ladder its about time blue gets its due. remember embercleave?
@smtmonke
Жыл бұрын
@@davidsantiago7808 Bro remember embercleave? As if it ever went away.
@niu67tutyihiggik30
Жыл бұрын
@@smtmonke as if i don't use it to stomp niggas everyday
@davidsantiago7808
Жыл бұрын
@@smtmonke well it did in standard
@smtmonke
Жыл бұрын
@@davidsantiago7808 Ah fair enough. I'm a casual and only play modern and on rare occasion commander.
@Maseiken
Жыл бұрын
Alchemy is such a fun format. For example: goblin morale sergeant has a hidden mechsnic where when it hits the table on turn two, half the time your opponent immediately concedes. It's these intricate synergies that really make me a genius magic player.
@amazingname.6400
Жыл бұрын
Typed like a true one 😂
@meric2
Жыл бұрын
Playing monored doesn't take a lot of thought, but choosing to play monored is a high IQ choice
@FairlyAverage
Жыл бұрын
“It seems my superiority has led to some controversy” - Krenko Mob Boss
@xaius4348
Жыл бұрын
Mono Blue is pretty darn simple, basically every baby's first words are "No"
@GregTheReaper
Жыл бұрын
Consent is important, even in mtg
@nilesamon7577
Жыл бұрын
Let's see those 45k push-ups.
@alexschwartz4412
Жыл бұрын
every subscriber gained
@teejaygibson4315
Жыл бұрын
Let's see them push-ups
@OmneAurumNon
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, he'll just do one push up and loop it 45k times
@n.henzler50
Жыл бұрын
As a Rakdos player, seeing you end games with a life total higher than 1 is making me break out in hives.
@tomneilson9501
Жыл бұрын
all the creatures you have are attacking if you have none hence its still a full swing
@FIGSANE
Жыл бұрын
As a UW player, Green scares me. However when I see Red being played, I'm not so much scared as I am curious about how I am going to lose.
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
Too bad Boros can deal 20 damage turn 3
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
And that means a full 20 turn 3, you won't actually have 20 life by turn 3, but I'll still be making you take 20 because negative life is what you deserve
@FIGSANE
Жыл бұрын
@187btokes I see your 20 damage And... I don't concede. I just die, because that's what polite players do.
@helloimme2466
Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious to me. Back in HS I was learning how to play with a friend who had been playing for like 10 years. Long story short my red starter half deck thing(the one nerd stores use to give away to get people into magic) wiped his black white like stacked deck(he would buy individual cards and he told me some of them were a little pricy. At least to us hs kids lmao)and he almost lost it. He was still nice but you can see the look in his eyes and he was like “wtf let me try” and I wiped him with his own shit. So that’s why I’m an undefeated champion 2-0 baby let’s gooooooooooo!
@JustZhekai
Жыл бұрын
"Wiped him with his own shit"
@evanho4538
Жыл бұрын
That’s cause black white sucks
@Lightning_Lance
Жыл бұрын
@@JustZhekai that's a sentence
@JustZhekai
Жыл бұрын
I had an insane match against an eldrazi sneak attack fling deck
@andrewwallace8534
Жыл бұрын
He simply didn’t know how to pilot it, or he was shit at building decks. I say this because you were inexperienced and he was more “experienced”.
@denimator05
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid sunglasses
@-coffeecat1590
Жыл бұрын
I got bored reading this Anyways i got a 3/2 i can attack with, so it should be ok
@aprinnyonbreak1290
Жыл бұрын
Uhhhhhhh Life gain effects usually outstrip burn and I have phat walls, so I win, right?
@frostyblade8842
Жыл бұрын
We finally have a MTG version Rick and mortal copy pasta. That's hilarious haha
@DSR505
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
@nickniehaus1763
Жыл бұрын
@@frostyblade8842 it actually does take more thought that control tho. Control is “will that kill me?” If not do nothing. If yes, counter it.
@mahtimonni97
Жыл бұрын
Mono red mentality is literally "head empty. Fire go brrrrrr"
@Muhahahahaz
11 ай бұрын
As a Mono Red player, I can confirm. Fire also win 🔥
@b1tw337
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha goblin hahahaha aggro This is the story of my entire career in magic
@geoffreyprecht2410
Жыл бұрын
Krenko approved
@microsoftpowerpointrequiem2867
Жыл бұрын
Same
@timedGuano
Жыл бұрын
As a mono-blue player, I demand a "full counter" button that uses every counter spell in my hand on one target.
@denisskenderovic3707
Жыл бұрын
Only thing dumber then Mono Red players are Mono Blue players. That archetypes main wincon is to basically make your opponent concede. At least Red kills you properly.
@hmroid6884
Жыл бұрын
Red mono will bash their head against a wall till you die Blue mono will sit their snickering and laughing why'll getting the shit kicked out of them
@colgatelampinen2501
Жыл бұрын
Those are colours not archetypes, there are so many ways to play either. Mono-red could be, burn, prison, painter, blitz, 8-whack or turbo Muxus for example. Mono-blue could be merfolk, omnitell, spirits, faeries, spiral tide or solitude for example.
@dantallionmccrews3822
Жыл бұрын
@@colgatelampinen2501 You are wrong. All red players are the same. All blue players are the same. And you can't even spell "color", shows what you know about the MtG color pie.
@Goldy01
Жыл бұрын
@@dantallionmccrews3822 he prolly added the "u" to "color" because he's a blue player, ew!
@TadThorley
Жыл бұрын
"Don't let people play when it's their turn" is the least fun game mechanic you could add to a game. I don't play blue or play against blue when I want to have a casual, fun game.
@Blank3tMusic
Жыл бұрын
Still more IQ than the avg blue player taking 5 minutes to decide "do I counter the spell that will kill me?" While having 5 of the exact same option, all while still having to do no math. I'd rather be 65 IQ and aware of it, than 1IQ while thinking NOT being able to do basic math makes me a hyper genius
@TalesOfSurvival
Жыл бұрын
lol i play blue like this guy plays red. if i have a counter i am going to use that counter. i will counter you 1 cost 1/1 just because i can.
@mathmoril
Жыл бұрын
i love monoblue, but i sympathize, slow blue players are the worst, hurry tf up and make a decision
@isaacsmith3998
Жыл бұрын
As a blue player, I'm well aware that I'm an idiot. I just like countering things :D
@mcarlinod
Жыл бұрын
Yeah they think they are some special breed of intellectual while what they truly are is a bunch of smurf lovers
@user-mf3oc6mj5l
Жыл бұрын
I counter that claim. You take it back.
@casualgoats
Жыл бұрын
As a Neheb commander player I find great pleasure in the brain power to keep it going. Its not much, and thats what counts. Do damage, get mana, use mana for more damage. Simple as.
@sluttyMapleSyrup
Жыл бұрын
As a Prismatic Bridge commander player I'm just happy to be involved
@sethb3090
Жыл бұрын
I have a Grand Warlord Radha deck and it's the same thing. If you're not swinging every turn, you're losing, so the deck is built to always have something to swing with, and if you are swinging every turn you just drop haymaker after haymaker. It's so vital to keep swinging that I have several Fogs in the deck partly so I can swing with everything and then Fog myself so my creatures stay alive and I generated the mana I needed.
@georgegrenvillethe7thpm176
Жыл бұрын
I like this channel, I think you should make more videos
@saranoma6910
Жыл бұрын
Chant started
@teejaygibson4315
Жыл бұрын
I like this channel too. I click every video
@tin-slayer-3368
Жыл бұрын
more puch ups*
@Spootythefoozler
Жыл бұрын
I too enjoy this channel
@Spootythefoozler
Жыл бұрын
@@tin-slayer-3368 I translated your comment to English, now I understand
@a_guy_in_orange7230
Жыл бұрын
"Its fine if your creatures have 1 attack as long as you have 40 of um" Sir are you sure you arn't secretly a white player?
@saltysergeant4284
Жыл бұрын
Old green deck rapid spawn.
@ColeTrainStudio
Жыл бұрын
My entire board of goblins would like to have a word with your life total.
@russman3787
Жыл бұрын
The intelligence of red comes from it's strategy and deckbuilding. It's simple but it works; it's not neccesary for something to be overcomplicated to be good (glares at blue).
@Timorio
Жыл бұрын
30 lightning bolts, 10 mountains. WOW, THAT WAS HARD
@russman3787
Жыл бұрын
@@Timorio It's almost like you didn't read my comment.
@npsantagada
Жыл бұрын
@@Timorio kinda hard if your opponent starts placing creatures... You'll probably die first than killing him with thunders
@0th_Law
Жыл бұрын
@@npsantagada It wins in 4 turns lol
@Muhahahahaz
11 ай бұрын
@@0th_Lawas a Mon Red player, that sounds too slow
@hepic2874
Жыл бұрын
Created a boros deck which was meant to be a spell deck. But it every game, I have somehow gotten krenko, tin Street kingpin and other cards and ended up generating like 30 tokens. I called it 'the red army'
@mysticturtle997
Жыл бұрын
Same. I had this great infinite combo all about copying my copy spells and killing my enemies with Ral Storm Conduit but I just ended up goblinating everyone.
@grantsbb8459
Жыл бұрын
wait until you find out about krenko, mob boss
@hepic2874
Жыл бұрын
@@grantsbb8459 yeah, loads more goblins. Sadly the only krenko I have is the tin Street kingpin one but otherwise yeah. MY GOBLIN ARMY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN, MEUHAHAHAH.
@hepic2874
Жыл бұрын
@@mysticturtle997 lol. I think I have that Ral as well. Imagine getting some copying spells and somehow creating a loop where you cast a spell that lets you copy a spell, then you cast a spell that lets you do the same. So you could copy the spell that would let you copy a spell that would let you copy a spell. You could create an infinite army with that.
@mysticturtle997
Жыл бұрын
@@hepic2874 I normally cast Opt or Shock then copy it with Narset's reversal then copy my Narset's reversal with Expansion/Explosion, use the Narset's reversal copy to copy Expansion/Explosion and bounce them off each other, using Ral's passive to deal infinite damage.
@UltimateLoaf
Жыл бұрын
Was literally trying out a mono red deck for the first time ever maybe two hours ago.
@anthonycannet1305
Жыл бұрын
You do know you can use cavalcade of calamity in historic if you’re running mono-red 1/1 full swing… it’s a 2 mana enchantment that says whenever a creature you control with 1 power attacks, deal 1 damage to the defending player. So even if they have blockers you deal damage and if they don’t block your 1/1 is like a 2/2
@reverie02
Жыл бұрын
2/1?
@anthonycannet1305
Жыл бұрын
@@reverie02 yeah but if they didn't block toughness doesn't matter... so it could be a 2/27 as far as anyone's concerned... it makes it so your 1 power creatures effectively deal 2 damage.
@yeaster5664
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonycannet1305 put that on top of Raid Bombardment (2🔴; Enchantment with- When a creature with power two or less attacks, deal one damage to the defending player/planeswalker depending on which you attack)
@CptManboobs
Жыл бұрын
I play Burn at Modern Tournaments so I can finish with upwards of half an hour left on the clock so I can go get a sandwich in between rounds. Burn players are the smartest players in existence.
@heraldofv3379
Жыл бұрын
Bro played cruelty of gix at 3, then went on to read ahead to death Astonishing
@BSKROnlineLS
Жыл бұрын
people keep telling us that we are unintelligent and salty but they can't figure out why countering a 2 mana spell with 3 mana is a bad idea.
@gamaroidone6706
Жыл бұрын
mono red land destruction is the best deck
@Infinitysquaredorsomething
Жыл бұрын
Hey, my first deck ever was mono-red goblins! I was 6, sure, and I never won a single game, but we're super wicked smart and I definitely didn't switch to zombie tribal asap
@imurt3417
Жыл бұрын
When I was younger I played control decks because I thought I had as much time as I wanted Now that I'm older I play mono red because I value my time more and I don't want to be taken hostage for half an hour cause of my own deck
@patrickbuckley7259
Жыл бұрын
The Red ones do indeed, go faster.
@imurt3417
Жыл бұрын
@@patrickbuckley7259 the Orks were right it seems
@patrickbuckley7259
Жыл бұрын
@@imurt3417 In this regard.
@45potato95
Жыл бұрын
I once made my brother cry by using a moon red deck. One of my proudest moments. Best part is, he was playing a control deck, but you can’t control a non existent board. And you can only counter so many lightning bolts
@wm9482
Жыл бұрын
I do wanna see one of these for each of the colors. Also as a red player I love the sound of a double sleeved lightning bolt hitting a playmat. It's my favorite thing to do before full swinging
@sethb3090
Жыл бұрын
I still have a red deck I started building back in 2007. It's a lot of fun, revolves around charging a Quest for Pure Flame to four counters and then hitting for 14+ on turn 4.
@big_sis_moon
Жыл бұрын
I usually play mono black, but I do like me some full swings
@doodlealchemist1257
Жыл бұрын
Red deck is unironically and ironically the thinking man's deck
@dubbyplays
Жыл бұрын
I only now notice how much Konami was inspired by "Magic: The Gathering Arena" to make "Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel" (in terms of graphics and video game design). Then the fact that the equivalent of each Master Duel deck are "Blue Players" of different flavors is something else...
@paullauzon5965
Жыл бұрын
I believe mono red deck players are the most intelligent they've come to the realization that 5 minutes or less for a hand of magic compared to 10 and over allows them to do other things in their life and yet still get their dailies done.
@icantthinkofaname2722
Жыл бұрын
Yep you need to have very high IQ to treat a game as a chore
@LordLucariosLair
Жыл бұрын
As an 11 time R, R/W LGS Champion, I can say; that red deck need's at least 3 more Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning and Chandra.
@pangopod2969
Жыл бұрын
Monored theme playing in my head
@MaskofAgamemnon
Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how your wake internal monologue matches up with my actual Red Deck Wins thought process. Not swinging with the board!? Coward! That's the only thought to have.
@eren1st542
Жыл бұрын
I don't know how you managed to make 3 mins feel like 30 but the brain power required must be immense
@eaglewingpokerchamp4956
Жыл бұрын
I lost to my friend using a green deck but then I tried using mountain grasslands to play a red deck, then we just pretended my green lands were red
@thomasbunn00
Жыл бұрын
Mensa is full of mono red players.
@TheV8Ninja
Жыл бұрын
I subscribed because of this video. I expect that video of all those pushups by the end of the year.
@dantallionmccrews3822
Жыл бұрын
I unsubscribed and then resubscribed like 50 times so you have to do more pushups. That's my red-player IQ in action there.
@PhazonOmega
Жыл бұрын
I love seeing those life totals melt.
@Joseph125
Жыл бұрын
I think I finally understand mono red well enough to give it a try. Thanks Noah! I subscribed and am now harassing you, please upload the video of my push up
@anonymousaxolotl
Жыл бұрын
This is actually hilarious, so addicted to this guys humor
@doctordoctor7469
Жыл бұрын
"I can't fullswing anymore. I'll have to topdeck." Those are the two redmage skills.
@joeyhamilton6854
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is the idea for RDW was designed in a linear algebra class. The idea was to do a bunch of math so the deck would always curve out and be the most consistent deck in the format.
@GotchaPlaysGer
Жыл бұрын
Played mono R in a local pioneer tournament on Wednesday. I feel you. I full swang 99% and faked having every burn spell to make the trades all the time😂😂
@marshroverv5632
Жыл бұрын
i cannot emphasize enough how much i love mono red
@tjfrye11
Жыл бұрын
I like that he's playing mono red like a mono green player. Most mono reds I've fought essentially use nothing but instant damage cards with the forge to make the progressively bigger (almost green) tokens
@alucard68a
Жыл бұрын
Started playing mtg arena, after 18 years of not touching cards , this month . Reached mythic rank with mono red easily as ftp .
@everything-narrative
Жыл бұрын
Earlier today I watched Day 9 pilot a monored landsmash deck that was ostensibly intelectually difficult but also mostly just came down to gambling.
@Bluejayount1
Жыл бұрын
The dude killing himself with cruelty is an instant classic
@Isaacreeper
Жыл бұрын
I always knew I was smart. Everyone else just didnt believe me
@remigusker6024
Жыл бұрын
Mono Red gives my nine lives+solemnity deck life
@matrixshaman6652
Жыл бұрын
Will Mr. Noah be so kind as to share the decklist?
@vincentleonardo6190
Жыл бұрын
Post a video of the push-ups, I subscribed!
@pedrocosta8091
Жыл бұрын
I just subscribed, so make sure to do that push up! XD
@haefoc9387
Жыл бұрын
I liketh this channel, I think you should make more videos.
@etc597
Жыл бұрын
I kinda wanna try this deck list now lmao
@DiaMagic
Жыл бұрын
Is there a decklist for this superior deck?
@galaxic2332
Жыл бұрын
When all his hard work was wiped away i felt that
@chy03001
11 ай бұрын
Amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics. Noah is a true professional.
@noahmorris1015
Жыл бұрын
0:46 thats exactly what it feels like
@Belvayne
Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail triggered my future ptsd. Friend of mine plays omnath with moraug. Brothers war releases a new artifact (staff of Titania) that makes moraug go infinite
@grantflippin7808
Жыл бұрын
I play mono green with the sheer panic of a yugioh player that bricks every turn but somehow is still winning
@pieoflords5082
Жыл бұрын
could combine red with green to have a monster ramp up. could combine red with blue if you want to sin and also want to put half your deck into your hand so you can summon all the things
@thanium-gaming
Жыл бұрын
"Nothing says unga bunga more than playing Mono Red" :))) I play mono red and love this video XD
@lienstone8019
Жыл бұрын
Subscribed because of this video and no other reason. Gimme my push up, King.
@troIIdier
Жыл бұрын
As a mono-black player, I get where the Cruelty of Gix guy's head was at. Never do a raw concede over just ending yourself manually in a goofy way if you can help it.
@jigstraw2809
Жыл бұрын
the only time i personally had a ton of fun playing monored was using Delina, Wild Mage as a 60card brawl commander before the last standard rotation, creating tapped and attacking nonlegendary copies of whatever else was on my board. ideally Calamity Bearer
@zacknattack
Жыл бұрын
i just subscribed release the pushup full cut
@user-mf3oc6mj5l
Жыл бұрын
The key to red deck intelligence is mastering the skill of thinking with body parts other than your brain.
@Matsumae_Taiyo555
Жыл бұрын
this is a healthy way of channelling all the vile emotions gathered in a game of magic. that's right, that IS what is being gathered.
@Mikalya
Жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about magic existance so i just thought it was going to be a video about random color wars and expect at some point some "everybody want to be the red power ranger for a reason" or something.
@notvosswater
Жыл бұрын
*me playing goblins in every format*
@ludovicrobin5308
Жыл бұрын
You almost convince me but then I remembered mono black exists and is superior to everything
@therealhecatonchires
Жыл бұрын
did u not see him expertly destroy a mono black deck
@vale.antoni
Жыл бұрын
I play red and green a lot, and I absolutely see myself in this video
@collinliles1928
Жыл бұрын
This is cannon. Some flavor text from Strixhaven, I think, goes "some mages gain power from careful study and practice, others get very angry"
@jasonwaltman3566
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention .... Wait for the rope then play the card on the right. All the really good mono red guys know that.
@The_Natalist
Жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked
@halvsketchy9293
Жыл бұрын
post the push up vid if you want your deck to live
@jojotheonemanband
Жыл бұрын
I wanna see the 5500 pushup video plz xp lol
@elijahlyons8164
Жыл бұрын
You have earned my subscription
@blackman2101
Жыл бұрын
Red/White player here, it's still "swing every turn" but I actually choose which creature is going to be my champion, then have two attack phases because of Raiyuu, Storm's Edge
@jeramyahrussell2784
8 ай бұрын
Bro I got this goblin agro deck that is so fast and so effective that every time I play with it, the game just becomes kill me first and who's going to drown in goblin shit. But for real, a Ritalin addled crayon addict can play mono-red.
@jaredquaglieri3731
Жыл бұрын
Noah's favorite form of music that emerged in the late 1920s? Full Swing
@Idontlikeanyoneanywhere
Жыл бұрын
All i gotta do is count to 10...twice! It's funny how this is the case for a lot of players but back in the day RDW is what lead to the creation of "the mana curve" and legit math major's brewed it up. All the blue players were too busy drinking the ink that was needed to print the cards.
@deathbean1
Жыл бұрын
whenever I and my friends play a deck that just full swings tap out we call it playing Richard Garfield magic just turning cards sideways the way he intended
@saelip8050
Жыл бұрын
RED DECK GOES *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@drxgqn
Жыл бұрын
Subscribed, thats one more pushup
@andrewi.crocker8675
Жыл бұрын
100 < 59, that is definitely some red player math right there
@jasoncarto
Жыл бұрын
“Mind” is being awfully generous
@ace_sqweeks
Жыл бұрын
Shape bigger, why number only 2 digit? Other number 3 digit? (Had to put some smarts in there because I’m an Izzet player, but use red in like every deck I use lmao)
Пікірлер: 560