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@MikehMike01
9 ай бұрын
I bought an AMD video card… it was such a miserable experience that I’m never buying anything from AMD again
@polie67
9 ай бұрын
Now get to work on year end case review with overall best case before I install my new pc in an old PBR cardboard box. Ps I love you like a fat kid with a funnle cake... with longing and urgency.
@mapsofbeing5937
9 ай бұрын
throwing stones from a 14th gen house
@Skobeloff...
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01I bought an AMD video card... not sure what your issue is.
@chainq68k
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01 Good thing for Intel then you never tried to buy a graphics card from them yet! :)
@hMint
9 ай бұрын
Probably hired a previous user benchmark employee as their head of marketing for this campaign
@auturgicflosculator2183
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@pentiumdeusex-machina4645
9 ай бұрын
You mean that site wasn't funded by them and Nvidia to begin with?
@canyonzhong
9 ай бұрын
average ubm actions
@ArmySatcomGuy
9 ай бұрын
Nicely played good sir
@DivusMagus
9 ай бұрын
My thought exactly.
@crowjax8855
9 ай бұрын
You know whats funny? They explain AMD's naming scheme but they dont explain their own naming scheme.
@GamersNexus
9 ай бұрын
Extremely on point
@gikigill788
9 ай бұрын
Nailed it.
@backlogbuddies
9 ай бұрын
As someone who has an Intel cpu: I don't actually understand any "scheme" AMD does. It honestly seems like their stuff is named accordingly, even if some CPUs basically are marginal step ups. It's at least really clear to understand, as someone without an AMD cpu. However modern intel is confusing as hell. I just use a lot of legacy software and single core software. I'm also still rocking Intel 9th gen
@DJdoppIer
9 ай бұрын
And Intel's naming is about to get even more confusing. smh.
@bobby0081
9 ай бұрын
Their new naming scheme is worse than the old one.
@MazeFrame
9 ай бұрын
Imagine having such a good marketing department, that your marketing department is doing marketing for your competitor too.
@nowenbeadle7643
9 ай бұрын
lol 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like the marketing department needs a raise!
@erkinalp
9 ай бұрын
@@nowenbeadle7643 yeah, for working *twice*
@argiebarge7955
9 ай бұрын
Its like their marketing was done by my angry edge lord nephew.
@AronHallan
9 ай бұрын
AMD during Bulldozer era now Intel is doing the same and it's incredibly sad.
@Tuckerslam
9 ай бұрын
Their marketing boss literally came from AMD. I'm not joking.
@ShadowTheHellJumper
9 ай бұрын
Seeing a multi billion dollar company be this insecure about their own products gives me the confidence to speak to my major crush
@DeiLux
9 ай бұрын
You got this bro.
@YAUUN
9 ай бұрын
Go for it!
@fibrahimi
9 ай бұрын
Just major crush? What about junior crush? * fbi agents watching this conversation * 🤔🤨
@theodentherenewed4785
9 ай бұрын
Just tell us how it went.
@tablettablete186
9 ай бұрын
"The worst that shr can say is no" Edit: good luck either way
The irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife.
@erikkarjala
9 ай бұрын
Ryzen 9 59X0x3d please....
@erkinalp
9 ай бұрын
@@erikkarjala5990X3D but on AM4 pls
@HyperScorpio8688
9 ай бұрын
7800X3D laughing behind 5800X3D-chan: *Cute*
@Izanagi-Arsene
9 ай бұрын
Ryzen 9 7900x3d : Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
@kekistanifreedomfighter4197
9 ай бұрын
Never underestimate a marketing team's ability to try ruining any good will that engineering and developer teams build up with customers & press.
@berenvalari
9 ай бұрын
Definitely the marketing department going off the rails here. I highly doubt any senior engineers or even the CEO would sign off on this ridiculous presentation.
@RafitoOoO
9 ай бұрын
and it's not like the engineers have that much goodwill after 14th gen anyway lol.
@Minecraftrok999
9 ай бұрын
@@berenvalaria CEO will never sign off on presentations like this, they simply do not care and do not want to see them anyways. They have different things to do
@ruukinen
9 ай бұрын
@@Minecraftrok999 For a company of the size of Intel, no. But that's a pretty strong generalization, the main job of a CEO in a startup for example is to create hype slides like this and go around getting investors. Maybe not slides like this.
@RedEyedDRAG00N
9 ай бұрын
I will never buy intel again. Not since 2017
@gameurai5701
9 ай бұрын
Congrats to Userbenchmark for finally making his dream come true and land his dream job as Intel's official head of the marketing department.
@HankBaxter
9 ай бұрын
😂
@apolloeosphoros4345
9 ай бұрын
lmao thats exactly what it sounds like
@gmonkman
9 ай бұрын
lol
@crochebotamrelapute8816
9 ай бұрын
How dare you..?! 🤣
@ZakaryNoel-n8c
9 ай бұрын
When AMD gives you one of those marketing engagement surveys asking where you heard about their product, Intel should be on the list of options
@ReptilezDzn
6 ай бұрын
thats just good publicity, but as a fact intel systems do get steadier latencies with overclocking, for a top end system for someone that cares about steady framrates intel is still the option for them. but a answer to which side you should "be" on is totally depending on the user
@Kevin-jb2pv
2 ай бұрын
@@ReptilezDzn Not your fault, but comments like this have aged like the finest of milk steaks.
@th3h0tpegla35
9 ай бұрын
This sounds like someone trained AI on UserBenchmark "reviews" and prompted it to make a marketing campaign.
@tobytoxd
9 ай бұрын
LOL 💯
@grumpycat_1
9 ай бұрын
This
@paxdriver
9 ай бұрын
... with inference for that AI model run on a threadripper pro, of course. Because performance is important for us 30+ year olds who have skills and education needs that grow our compute needs lol
@EthicalAllele
9 ай бұрын
I'm happy for the userbenchmark guy. Looks like he finally landed his dream job :)
@juhopeltonen1531
9 ай бұрын
Truly a gold level comment
@Insertionable
9 ай бұрын
Exactly thinking of this lmao 😆
@futuza
9 ай бұрын
And people say that shilling for companies never pays off...
@AdrianOkay
9 ай бұрын
Funny enough the userbenchmark guy didn't write a review for the 14900k, meaning that not even him has the guts to keep justifying intel products
@Tzofeh
9 ай бұрын
yeh, first thing that came to my mind, that sht really sounded like the guy on that site lmao
@nebufabu
9 ай бұрын
I'm still not convinced this deck isn't a mass hallucination. If anyone but Intel did that, they'd spend next 5 years apologizing and hoping they're not sued...
@scimbrelo
9 ай бұрын
Legit it doesn’t feel real, and I feel stupid for having purchased their products in the past now lmao
@CalculatedRiskAK
9 ай бұрын
Honestly, all this does is advertise AMD it seems, and it even explains how the mobile SKUs are named... for their competitor! I won't be surprised if Dr. Su looks at this (the slide deck) and has a laugh.
@scimbrelo
9 ай бұрын
@@CalculatedRiskAK amd just reissues the same slide deck and rolls the dice
@Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters
9 ай бұрын
@@scimbrelo With the background painted red
@magnomliman8114
9 ай бұрын
@@scimbrelo????
@crashtestdummy87
9 ай бұрын
If intel is gonna lay off workers when things go bad they should start with their whole marketing department
@twign6378
9 ай бұрын
They can't just axe their most innovative department like that
@kwrzesien17
9 ай бұрын
The funny thing is most companies consider their marketing department responsible for revenue and the engineering side is just an expense. Well maybe this isn’t funny at all.
@devilmikey00
9 ай бұрын
I mean they'll lay off workers if things go good. Laying off workers is just standard corpo thing that happens on a nearly yearly basis these days to continue the illusion of infinite growth for shareholders.
@sandorbence2067
9 ай бұрын
After having all the factory tours and discussion videos with all those engineers, now we need a series where you visit big companies and talk to the marketing team.
@trued2010
9 ай бұрын
Nah. Then people would say GN is biased. Even if GN didn't get paid in any way. Gn is independent and we want them independent.
@CptJistuce
9 ай бұрын
@@trued2010People say GN is biased anyways. Pretty much any review of an Intel, AMD, or nVidia part sees them accused of being paid shills for the product reviewed as well as paid shills for that product's competition.
@masterluckyluke
9 ай бұрын
He tried it once with Newegg, was an interesting video.^^
@Noe2iq
9 ай бұрын
No, we don’t. Marketers aren’t people. Why would you think that any sincere and relevant question would yield a response more coherent than a Twin Peaks fever dream?
@Jackson-bh1jw
9 ай бұрын
Intel: but... but..... We make cpus for eVeRYonE, PlAYErs DoeSNT MattER players: WE ARE EVERYONE
@TexanMiror2
9 ай бұрын
Intel has always been involved in legally-gray-zone if not downright illegal marketing and anti-competitive behavior, so this doesn't surprise me, but seriously, these slides are absolutely hilarious. I am so glad AMD is going strong enough to put them in their place and make them cry like this, because the consumer needs strong competition. Ideally, though, I would like to see competition based on honest performance metrics, rather than misleading consumers.
@zihechen3111
9 ай бұрын
Amd marketing team is worse.
@casnub5484
9 ай бұрын
@@zihechen3111for real lol.
@masterluckyluke
9 ай бұрын
What? Most of the time Intel didn't do any marketing at all.^^
@zihechen3111
9 ай бұрын
@@casnub5484 and the truth is amd naming theme really suck as. Those amd marketing incompetents simply can’t keep consistency. They get 1700x out, then 2700x, 3700x, then suddenly skips 4000 from reason and jumps to 5000, and again skips 6000 for no reason jump to 7000. Seems like in those incompetents mindset, bigger numbers mean better. So they give no fk about naming themes skips 4000 bc they want use bigger number. Even it breaks consistency. A good company should care a lot about consistency so that customers may trust their product and they can build the reputation. However amd don’t care about consistency, those incompetents in amd simply can’t realize the importance consistency do to long term growth. that is why amd a garbage company. It’s a garbage company with incompetents only sees short terms. Being a loser forever is what amd deserve
@AllMuscle1
9 ай бұрын
Whenever current technology reaches its zenith and the engineers tell the executives that they will be unable to pull any large performance gains in future iterations, that is when companies start to turn towards collusion and lying to customers. In the case of electron-based lithography, we are reaching that zenith. This is why the change towards smearing one another and trying to mislead the customer. Until a new realm expansion of technology comes down the pipeline, this will be the state of things to come for the next 5-7 years. It is akin to when AMD64 and Pentium III/4 (funny that Core2 went back to the Pentium III architecture) started to stagnate. Core 2 Duo was Intel's way out of this. It stopped all over AMD until the Core i architecture started to turn out mediocre gains. Thankfully, we saw AMD launch Ryzen, real competition with Intel, and the expansion of innovation through parallel processor core computing. Not sure what will follow, but it will be interesting.
@lilgohan
9 ай бұрын
this is the best 5800X3D ad I've seen yet
@MikeHanson
9 ай бұрын
So when the Intel CEO said AMD was in their review mirror at the 12th gen launch, what he really meant was "We cannot stop thinking about AMD".
@frommatorav1
9 ай бұрын
No, I think he was just driving the car in reverse.
@MikeHanson
9 ай бұрын
@@frommatorav1 Ah yes, now it makes sense. Thank you good citizen.
@Snerk56
9 ай бұрын
As soon as I read the word 'mirror' I imagined that Buffalo Bill mirror scene in Silence of the Lambs, except an Intel exec doing it.
@CCISolitude
9 ай бұрын
"Objects in the rear view mirror are closer than they appear"
@OutOfNameIdeas2
9 ай бұрын
@@frommatorav1no, intel spun of the road and ended up backwards in a ditch. And could see AMD slowly disappearing in the rear view mirror
@Arashmickey
9 ай бұрын
Userbenchmark: "Send me in coach, I'm ready!" Intel: "..."
@jcat96
9 ай бұрын
When Steve is on-location, you know it's gonna be good.
@tomunterwegs1206
9 ай бұрын
Or bad ... From intels point of view.😂
@aquapendulum
9 ай бұрын
Thanks, Steve!
@d4mephisto
9 ай бұрын
Did someone say ARTESIAN BUILDS? Lol
@HCGonzalezJr87
9 ай бұрын
Steve was on ALL the locations.
@alaeriia01
9 ай бұрын
Now he needs to go back to Microcenter and film himself buying a computer for a fan again.
@LyteDarq
9 ай бұрын
As a materials scientist, pyrolitic graphite (“stacked graphene”) has abysmal thermal conductivity in the Z axis. It’s actually used as thermal insulator.
@atom608
9 ай бұрын
The fact they posted this after 14th gen release has to be satire.
@nosirrahx
9 ай бұрын
As they talk about the 11th gen, over and over.
@dan_loeb
9 ай бұрын
you see this often, people project their own faults onto others to rationalize their problems. and reassure themselves they are doing well.
@FcoEnriquePerez
9 ай бұрын
I mean, they have done shit like this already, not their first time, they are the main character when talking about bullshitting.
@Tox927
9 ай бұрын
Sadly and pathetically it's not.
@daedaluslv2032
9 ай бұрын
Something must be wrong with new gen sales. Oh wait, sales of new gen names.
@AlexanderVonMalachi
9 ай бұрын
How that presentation got approved is beyond my comprehension.
@m0rthaus
9 ай бұрын
Maybe the execs have all left early for their holidays in Aspen, France, etc - middle management has taken the wheel, and they just slammed into a ditch.
@tsjeriAu
9 ай бұрын
Perhaps whoever runs UserBenchmark is in charge of making that slide.
@osamu_90
9 ай бұрын
The people that made that presentation and approved it are probably going to lose their jobs lol, this is too bizarre even for Intel standards.
@PSXman9
9 ай бұрын
i can imagine that pat personally approved it...
@Munenushi
9 ай бұрын
lol their "CPUpro" writers, yes!@@tsjeriAu
@CML-ng5ez
9 ай бұрын
Can't wait for Intel to start paying companies to use their products instead of AMD again. It's been almost 20 years from the last lawsuit.
@benjaminoechsli1941
9 ай бұрын
Based on the market share AMD has been taking in just about every business sector, I doubt they have the money to pull that crap at this point. 😅
@DeetexSeraphine
9 ай бұрын
@@benjaminoechsli1941I dunno man, this is right up Dell's dodgey alley
@NamTran-xc2ip
9 ай бұрын
They already been doing this. 16 inch laptops almost exclusively have intel cpus
@cristi724
9 ай бұрын
What makes you think they ever stopped?
@ACE112ACE112
9 ай бұрын
what happened?
@beetheimmortal
8 ай бұрын
Hey Intel, student here. The most hardware-demanding job I had to do on my (otherwise several thousands of dollars worth) computer was a literal excel spreadsheet with calculations. No, I do not need an i9 for that, nor do I need it for any other Uni activity.
@bigjohn2811
9 ай бұрын
So AMD's old stuff beats Intel's new stuff. Wow, Intel's marketing is next level.
@haukionkannel
9 ай бұрын
Because the lastest does not matter! 😂😂😂
@ivayloivggrigorov9959
9 ай бұрын
@@juveboy01033you're the fanboy do you not realize it at this point?
@allxtend4005
9 ай бұрын
They are but hurt because they need 4 generations of i9 to Beat the r7 5800x3d but AMD aß assholes aß they are released the r7 7800x3d 😮 and at the top of the AMD middlefinger they released the treadripper 7960-7995 that IS unmatched by Intels Xeon cpu's for years from on😂 and i saw a Video how someone overclocked all 96 Cores to over 6 GHz 😂 even AMD themself updated the Benchmark with Ther treadripper Score and got besten by someone WHO got a even Higher Score with that CPU 😂 Intel meanwhile looking Back at the Times where they can RIP Off customers with a i7 4c/8t for 6 to 7 generations and Charge every time 400-600$ and If you wanted more Cotes you Had to pay over 1000$ 😂
@DragonlordXV
9 ай бұрын
@@juveboy01033they are beating them straight for 6 years consecutive
@insantonua
9 ай бұрын
@@juveboy01033 well who cares about on stage, what matters is real world performance. see what i did there?! i did an intel :D
@alb9229
9 ай бұрын
Intel : AMDs old architecture beats our new architecture so you should buy ours instead . AMD : Remind me again , when did we hire Intel to do our marketing ?
@shadowwolf2608
9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't call making free marketing being hired...but I don't think AMD's complaining.
@alb9229
9 ай бұрын
@@shadowwolf2608 Yeah the joke was you got be paid to make a selling argument for your competition .... or just be Intel marketing team 😂
@smugdiogenes5571
9 ай бұрын
“Here’s our new slidedeck!” “Uhhh…how is this supposed to help sell Intel processors?” “….Intel processors?”
@soupysoup931
9 ай бұрын
Intel snapped after having 11900k, and 14900k launches and also having their asses handed by AMD since 3000 series. It's hilarious how 5800x3d still shits on most amd and intel cpus in gaming(value/performance wise) and 7800x3d completely destroys Intel.
@gameurai5701
9 ай бұрын
As an intel user (13700k), this demo made me more interested in AMD, because they were talking about AMD more than themselves. Not any different when back in school girls would talk bad about the hot girl in class. They made us want to get with the hot girl even more LMAO.
@amilyester
9 ай бұрын
Just when they were on a good streak with Arc steadily improving, Alder and Raptor being well received and IFS being on track, Intel relapses with this crap smh...
@V_0717
9 ай бұрын
I think the GPU division is somewhat autonomous from the CPU division. The CPU division is just having a tantrum right now and is making the entire company look bad, still behavior like this is just childish.
@IamJay02
9 ай бұрын
@@V_0717it's the whole company
@kekistanifreedomfighter4197
9 ай бұрын
Never underestimate a marketing team's ability to try ruining any good will that engineering and developer teams build up with customers & press.
@ShaneTheGeek
9 ай бұрын
Geeze really!!! I was just starting to like Intel again with all the recent improvements to the Arc GPU's. Then CPU marketing demons had to start opening their slide decks.
@jimtekkit
9 ай бұрын
@@kekistanifreedomfighter4197 I won't be specific but I worked at a company that made public claims that their new army land vehicle design was ready for production. I was on the engineering team. We had only produced one demonstrator vehicle and it wasn't even proven to drive under its own power yet at that point. Not only that, we knew it would've required a complete ground-up re-design before being ready for production anyway. That's how much of a disconnect there was between the marketing team and reality.
@mehemynxm6974
9 ай бұрын
This coming after the 14 debacle is insane. This has to be an AI idea or something. No way a human thought this through.
@pkt1213
9 ай бұрын
Made by AI or a person, you are correct in that no thought was involved.
@kreozello
9 ай бұрын
@@pkt1213nailed it. Just one addition: *rational* though wasn't involved.
@bjrnegillarsen1380
9 ай бұрын
AI would have done a better job, this garbage has meth written all over it...
@grumpycat_1
9 ай бұрын
This was my 1st impression... It was written by AI My 2nd though was that each slide was written by a different marketing intern and no one higher up bothered to read the whole thing.
@florianoprescu2171
9 ай бұрын
It's the Userbrnchmark guy
@Canivirus
9 ай бұрын
You know you messed up when you release a marketing piece then suddenly see Steve recording a video in front of your building.
@doorlesswings9356
9 ай бұрын
It's the equivalent of a demon seeing doomguy is awake... Cue music
@tobytoxd
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@CapaNoisyCapa
9 ай бұрын
Lol
@mycosys
9 ай бұрын
if Steve is filming outside your office, rather than inside, you done goofed
@adul00
9 ай бұрын
I saw CrossMark, (2:51) and that was enough. I am from Poland, and recently there was a bill, that all 4th-graders (~10 y.o.) at school are to receive government-funded laptops, and one of the requirements for specs was 1100 points in CrossMark, which is known to very heavily favour Intel. Ryzen 9 5980HX reached 1098 points (not enough to be considered), while dual-core i3-1115G4 - 1118 points.
@angelaizen2231
9 ай бұрын
Bruh what. Intel bribing your government or what
@TingFeng77
9 ай бұрын
so basically like userbench but in benchmarking software
@zetsubou3704
9 ай бұрын
What in the fuck did Intel pay the government ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@nathanlarson6535
9 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you have career politicians and/or corporate trust fund babies make big decisions regarding things they know absolutely nothing about.
@eliasroflchopper3006
9 ай бұрын
Someone should tell them how computers work, then.
@AliasAlias-nm9df
9 ай бұрын
At the end of it all we find ourselves asking "If they can't put together a presentation how can they put together a CPU?"
@codykonior
9 ай бұрын
You can trust it because it’s the latest presentation.
@tatwood93
9 ай бұрын
They are marketing to the people who buy laptops for schools. It's a large market, at least in my backwater district in Ohio we had at least one laptop for every kid. When I was that age, every school had those crappy Windows 7 Celeron netbooks with 5200rpm HDDs that took half the class to boot. Swing by the walmart laptop section and you'll notice AMD has recently taken over a large chunk of the laptop market that intel once hed, not to mention ARM chromebooks & the fact that Apple's new laptops don't use Intel. IMO Intel pushed their products into schools before they were ready for that kind of application, and gave the Celeron a bad rep for wasting valuable classroom time. Hence why they're now saying a 5-10 year old needs an i3 for programming, and are trying to associate that bad reputation they've created for Windows netbooks with AMD. The benchmark thing is especially funny, it's like they know an underpowered chromebook will do the job just fine and there's no need for an i3 but they just need something to point at and say theirs is better.
@haroldflower8008
9 ай бұрын
they need to stick to making good CPUs, super hard i know
@manefin
9 ай бұрын
Thats easy to answer, different teams make different things. I have no doubt intel has good professional teams making the actual chips. But im interested what was actually the team that made that "but but snake oil and latest is latest and greatest but not greatest and not latest" abomination. Who are those people and why were they paid to make that abomination ? And by whom ? Now that would be interesting to know.
@dead-claudia
9 ай бұрын
@@tatwood93sure but there's better ways to do that...
@certifiedpossum1638
9 ай бұрын
Steve's editing team probably spent more time removing background noise in this video than intel on that slide deck.
@tonydalimata
9 ай бұрын
Yah , there was probably a lot of laughter in the background
@1samm1
9 ай бұрын
Successfully so, you might add 👍
@JohnWiku
9 ай бұрын
How do you remove laughter? Do you need to laugh backwards so it cancels out? 😂😂
@1samm1
9 ай бұрын
@@JohnWiku forward, but you have to laugh out of phase to cancel the other laughter
@tonydalimata
9 ай бұрын
@@JohnWiku one needs to add in the sound of salt creation , they cancel each other out. One needs be careful about the source of the salt though . Salt coming from Reddit posts can result in wailing and nashing of teeth background noise. Salt sourced from e-sports losers results in a high pitched whine.
@mrhoach2229
9 ай бұрын
Intel guy 1: "Do we maybe spot check the AI generated marketing campaign at all before we launch?" Intel guy 2: "Nahhh, let her rip tater chip." Two dudes at Intel, probably.
@IanTheCat
9 ай бұрын
You forgot the line they snorted beforehand
@Yellowredstone
9 ай бұрын
"Let her rip tater chip." is my new slogan now. Thanks.
@Chewiebakke
9 ай бұрын
@@Yellowredstone Where can I get a clip of Duke Nukem saying this?
@GigaChadAlucard
9 ай бұрын
someone respond to me on this so that way i remember to use let her rip tater chip lmao
@IXFlipyap
3 ай бұрын
@@GigaChadAlucardlet her rip tater chip
@asmrddict
Ай бұрын
"Coming from a company whose market cap is 178 billion dollars... for now anyway." As of 3 August 2024: Intel Market Cap is $96.76 billion. Wouldn't have needed to sell modmats if you'd have put in a short. Wow.
@galidou99
9 ай бұрын
It's clear to all of us that intel hired UserBenchmark's employees to come out with a presentation like that.
@HoboWithWifi
9 ай бұрын
I'm still waiting on userbenchmark's 🔥🔥🔥 review on 14th gen Intel. It's been a month and a half since the release and they've still got nothing to say. :(
@Heinz76Harald
9 ай бұрын
obvious XD
@t.r.2283
9 ай бұрын
No they hired the latest and greatest useless humans. The business consultant. I bet it's the same guys that work for Lego.
@DeltaSierra426
9 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh, yes, this does remind me of UserBenchmark! You called it dead-on.
@dualtronix4438
9 ай бұрын
In one of the AMD cpu reviews in UB, they refer buying AMD as buying an used card. Intel's presentation has car salesman on it @@DeltaSierra426
@chrisbaker8533
9 ай бұрын
It's great to see intel's new AI doing something.
@Techspin
9 ай бұрын
Right? Seems Intel's presentation was pretty much AI generated 😂
@Real_MisterSir
9 ай бұрын
bro that's an insult to AI
@tringuyen7519
9 ай бұрын
@@Real_MisterSirAgreed. Nvidia’s AI will at least talk you in a creepy way!
@greebj
9 ай бұрын
I agree the arguments they confect in this convoluted mess are highly Artifical... not so sure about Intelligent
@maItre_gonzo
9 ай бұрын
Actually a very good point and probably the whole explanation. This has to be AI generated.
@DivusMagus
9 ай бұрын
Intel's marketing was so bizarre, Steve had to go outside to make sure reality was still in order.
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473
9 ай бұрын
It was San Fransisco, so all the men dressed as women out of camera frame should tell him it is not
@Krannski
9 ай бұрын
@@montgomeryfitzpatrick473what a random time and place to start coping
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473
9 ай бұрын
@@Krannski triggered 2 of you "validating my delusion is your responsiblity" types in 15 minutes so totally worth it
@Krannski
9 ай бұрын
@@montgomeryfitzpatrick473lol, you're the one who got triggered by the idea of "men dressed as women" so much you brought it up in an intel video. You're projecting, bub. Typical. But whatever helps you sleep at night. Also, wtf does "validating my delusion is your responsibility" even mean? You seem to have constructed an image in your head and are imparting onto me things I never said. I just said you're coping. Cause you are. You got triggered by cross dressers in a video that doesn't have any cross dressers. That's called an obsession, by definition. Have a nice day.
@WR250a
9 ай бұрын
Steve: intel is pedaling snake oil Intel: No one wants an un-oiled snake
@KyleMc16
9 ай бұрын
The latest un-oiled snake
@scimbrelo
9 ай бұрын
Coffee snake (refresh)
@GeneralNickles
9 ай бұрын
You gotta oil your snakes so those Ophidiophobes are justified in thinking snakes are slimy.
@ventrueinconnu3527
9 ай бұрын
Something about "no one wants an unoiled snake" just gave me a full body shudder and a desperate need to ask for an adult.
@erkinalp
9 ай бұрын
@@KyleMc16 the *last un-oiled snake ever
@Xuzyy
9 ай бұрын
Its genuine incredible this slide show was created approved and shared, there are people getting paid for this, insane
@seeibe
9 ай бұрын
Yeah I've seen some dumb shit working for large companies but this is next level
@Real_MisterSir
9 ай бұрын
tinfoil hat me would love to believe this was some sabotage employee planted in secret by AMD in the Intel ranks, cold war style anti-propaganda espionage/sabotage
@tringuyen7519
9 ай бұрын
AMD is launching Hawk Point at CES in 1 month & Strix Point in Computex 2024. Intel’s MTL has to compete with both in 2024. Spoiler: it will get obliterated.
@haukionkannel
9 ай бұрын
I want also that kind of job! Where i can enlist? 😂😂😂
@Atari5732
9 ай бұрын
9:13 An odd chart indeed, I would never recommend an i3 for content creation, and how is esports more power hungry than AI? At 11:35 they suggest that coding requires a future proof machine. People are still coding in Python on XP - practically any basic machine will handle coding/compiling. At 12:20 we can see where they didn't properly align the icons and the middle of the page looks awful. All this and they completely failed to mention one of the most CPU intensive process of all: bitmining. They couldn't even stick to the blue/orange color scheme they started with - towards the end they just look like someone made them in MS office.
@Farquad76.547
9 ай бұрын
Why are companies like this? There’s zero dignity in it. As a CEO I wouldn’t even entertain the idea of slandering competition.
@alaeriia01
9 ай бұрын
AMD's entire EPYC launch was slandering Intel. The key difference is that AMD actually had a superior product.
@CalculatedRiskAK
9 ай бұрын
Funny thing is Intel isn't even slandering AMD so much as they're making themselves just look... stupid.
@ZackSNetwork
9 ай бұрын
Depends on how you do it. As long as your not lying it’s not a big deal.
@samuelrodgers2742
9 ай бұрын
@@alaeriia01When AMD talked shit on Intel, they were confident in their own products being better. Intel talking shit on AMD in presentation slides just seems weak and desperate when their 320W 14900K loses to the 7800X3D which uses less than half the power.
@scott8919
9 ай бұрын
Their marketing team is as slimy and misleading as Tesla's.
@arkayder1325
Ай бұрын
0:32 “This level of petty is coming form a company whose market cap is $178 billion dollars, for now anyway” this has aged like fine wine
@devilmikey00
9 ай бұрын
The part that always gets me with stuff like this is that an entire team of people almost certainly worked on this and entire different team of people approved it. This flew by god knows how many eyes and they all went "Yup, this kills". Never feel like you aren't good enough folks, we live in a world full of clowns failing upwards and so can you! Seeing stuff like this is truly inspirational.
@Yoshihara72
9 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is a good amount of people involved in this, that clearly knew what is going to happen. But they either couldn't voice their opinion, didn't care to voice their opinion or simply got shut down by someone higher than them. I mean, if I get paid for doing some lazy ass stupid slide that I am absolutely 100% sure it's going to fail horribly anyway, I'd only put in enough effort to "please" the higher ups and enjoy the light work. Heck, if I'm feeling funny and/or desperate, I would even go out of my way to make things "more interestingly". If the train is going to crash anyway, why not enjoy the right and make sure we get a nice firework out of the crash? At the very least, I get occasionally get similar vibes from these Slides here.
@aubullion
9 ай бұрын
I have never felt more qualified to be a CEO in my life
@infernaldaedra
9 ай бұрын
@@Yoshihara72these slides perfectly capture the company culture
@JVCA44
9 ай бұрын
I dunno man, depending on how Intel operates internally, this might have been done by a small marketing team that takes care of that specific page/blog. But who really knows
@arthurmoore9488
9 ай бұрын
@@JVCA44 My thought as well. Though I believe the page they showed is one of Intel's "Document" sites. One with a ton of material on it, and probably with far too many people having permissions on the back end.
@Twn_Turbo
9 ай бұрын
You know it's bad when it's gone from 'other competitors' to the full product name
@haunt97
9 ай бұрын
I bet they still do not remember the i7 "platform" cpu's name
@funtaril
9 ай бұрын
Imagine working for a tech giant and seeing Steve Burke in flesh in front of your company sign actively gesturing and recording some agitated speech. I bet that's unforgettable feeling of either existential dread or immense pride (and the latter probably happens much less often).
@CNGTunes
9 ай бұрын
Honestly I wouldn’t give a shit. It’s not like a big newspaper scoop about how your company is doing an Enron or similar
@sc3ku
9 ай бұрын
I would love to see the footage of Steve hiding behind that tree
@AlejandroGonzalez-ww6tz
9 ай бұрын
@@CNGTunes And that’s why the company would fail in your case, because you underestimate the reach and power that independent media has.
@ApeBlin
9 ай бұрын
@@CNGTunesthis video has over half a million views and reaches an audience who is intrested on this subject. How is that something gou can ignore as a company?
@FraggnAUT
9 ай бұрын
"Oh shit, is he still out there?" - "No, can't see him." - "Check his KZitem, oh shit oh fuck."
@Hawkins-1985
9 ай бұрын
Let's talk about "Intel 7". The most ludicrous snake oil thing I've seen in tech in recent years. Intel renaming their 10nm manufacturing process, that made it sound as if they had the same 7nm transistor gate length as competing AMD CPUs. Intel has no room to talk about questionable marketing.
@mycosys
9 ай бұрын
The intended audience is pretty clearly people with influence on the purchasing decisions for school districts. Which makes it incredibly predatory. You know, it might be worth teaming up with the Teacher's Associations or similar to do a series on shady marketing practices and inducements in education tech, because there are a LOT!
@WARnTEA
9 ай бұрын
I was under the assumption that schools mostly use Macbooks or chromebooks. Schools didn’t use PC’s when they were the better option, why would they start now?
@oscarcacnio8418
9 ай бұрын
@@WARnTEA Probably because the IT department got itself some strong voices. Either that, or I wasted my entire high school co-op course imaging Toshiba laptops for nothing.
@legros731
9 ай бұрын
Yes that clearly marketed to stupid people that know nothing about computers that buy in bulk for school A 15 year old kid absolutely needs i9 for school lol that ridiculous
@trued2010
9 ай бұрын
I had similar thoughts on the intended target for the slides. This also reeks of ai tomfoolery, but it's just barely good enough, cohesive enough,and presented in a way to think MAYBE a human wrote it. What really bothers me though is that I don't think AMD has a good way to fight this since it's not all lies but preys on the ignorance on the viewer to not know that ,while attacking AMD, Intel are simultaneously utterly destroying their own products.
@scottl9660
9 ай бұрын
Most the schools I heard are pretty solidly in camp apple.
@Katastra_
9 ай бұрын
That presentation with all the "thanks Steve" moments is the gift that keeps on giving lmao
@CptJistuce
9 ай бұрын
You can literally see it!
@jazzochannel
9 ай бұрын
Back to you, Steve.
9 ай бұрын
Oh, those COVID Times Jewels
@deadmanschest4322
9 ай бұрын
@ I have the bad feeling Covid had nothing to do with it ;p
9 ай бұрын
@@deadmanschest4322i mentioned Covid times since that intel presentación wherebthe clips were extracted were from the CES presentation from 2020! Quarantine era!
@joehurst3495
9 ай бұрын
Shows how scared Intel is getting.
@MikehMike01
9 ай бұрын
AMD is garbage
@Steven-hq6df
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01intel should hire you to make more of these slide decks
@snozzmcberry2366
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01What, exactly, do you think you gain from this? Think Pat Gelsinger is going to show up at your house to tug one out for you and give you a complementary 14900K?
@ipodtouchiscoollol
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01 Thank you Intel worker #231763, very cool.
@anderson9244MLG
9 ай бұрын
@@MikehMike01🤓
@ETophales
9 ай бұрын
Got to say that this is the video I watched more than any other, and although it's no longer the latest, it's still the best. Great delivery, editing and nice scenery shots.
@MiketheBassMan
9 ай бұрын
I have to believe they could fire their marketing team and have engineering do it to greater effect.
@Hexagonaldonut
9 ай бұрын
Probably. Engineering *actually knows the numbers* after all.
@lewisclark9656
9 ай бұрын
Engineers are too busy to deal with this shit
@asbeltrion
9 ай бұрын
Even the cleaning staff would do better than this, lmao.
@NoSpamForYou
9 ай бұрын
@@lewisclark9656 Are they though? intel is back to their 5% per year improvements lol.
@FrogOf4Chan
9 ай бұрын
@NoSpamForYou If the Engineers at Intel were allowed to be as creative as they could be the world would have its first nuclear powered desktop, I joke but engineers are some of the craziest people I've ever seen and must be reigned in 90 ish percent of the time lest they wipe us all out with their inventions.
@callmetatan
9 ай бұрын
I really love the videos where Steve flims outside of the GN studio which brings more versatility in the journalism, including taking feedback from pigeons.
@GamersNexus
9 ай бұрын
No one else interviewed pigeons for this story. You come to us for that level of quality.
@americankiwi
9 ай бұрын
@@GamersNexusthat pigeon got out of there quick, so I don’t know if I would call that a “constructive interview”. Still although you didn’t get a constructive interview, I still thank you for asking the questions to the individuals we all wanted.
@GamersNexus
9 ай бұрын
@@americankiwi Maybe our source just didn't want to be exposed!
@davidbondy2250
9 ай бұрын
Steve is such a Forgotten Realms fan he's the first nerd to learn how to cast Speak with Animals in real life.
@castform57
9 ай бұрын
If those pigeons were on the job with IP over avian carriers, they wouldn't release their data to just any man in the middle attack, or interview.
@slimj091
9 ай бұрын
My boss doesn't seem to think that me being the latest to work is a good thing.
@ThunderbolttheFox
9 ай бұрын
When a company starts throwing punches like this, it usually means they've thrown in the towel on actually competing with product quality.
@JwhateverJ
9 ай бұрын
Exactly. They got nothin'. Intel is trying to tell us, they give up. 😂
@jamesbyrd3740
9 ай бұрын
@@JwhateverJ they need some amd glue
@MrHav1k
9 ай бұрын
Except they're not?? We're not in the 14nm++++++++++++ era anymore.
@ThunderbolttheFox
9 ай бұрын
@@MrHav1k We may not be, but intel has been getting thrashed fairly consistently in all markets by AMD for a few years now.
@empireOfLove2
9 ай бұрын
Intel throwing huge cash at fabs makes it obvious what they're doing. They're planning to dip out of taking the raw design space seriously since it's obvious they're slipping hard, and just go to focusing all their efforts to doing contract fab work for the huge AI giants like Nvidia and... well, probably AMD too. Ride the coattails of the current geopolitical climate, which is decidedly not business friendly. Which is perfectly valid, but potentially leaves some market holes in the x86 space that ARM/RISC/etc may start gobbling up once AMD goes back to being complacent.
@CBadger
9 ай бұрын
There's an old proverb that applies to Intel right now: 'those who live in glass houses should not throw stones'.
@argcades
9 ай бұрын
We should get a "Most WTF Marketing move of the Year" or something like that... this one is definitelly nominated.
@dustojnikhummer
9 ай бұрын
Intel wouldn't win every year.
@spamcan9208
9 ай бұрын
That was wild. I can't believe a global, multi-billion dollar corporation would produce such a poor quality shi...er slideshow.
@OffscreenkillVA
9 ай бұрын
@@spamcan9208Come on man, that wouldnt qualify as Shitpost. As a Professional shitposter, I refuse to Accept this as a valid Form of Presentation. 😂
@spamcan9208
9 ай бұрын
@@OffscreenkillVAI can see you're a shitpost expert, as my cut off remark was actually "shit show."
@th5160
9 ай бұрын
Twitch definitely won that award this year.
@iLegionaire3755
Ай бұрын
Consider how badly Intel fucked over Raptor Lake and Raptor Lake Refresh customers well after they printed this abysmal travesty. Intel have refused any recalls for their set to degrade products out of the box, apart from a substandard Intel Default Settings BIOS placebo that massively reduces processor performance with far less efficiency than AMD Ryzen. It appears the Core Truths was that Intel was always the Snake Oil salesmen here. A class-action lawsuit could be devasting for many, not just Intel. I don't want Intel to fail at all, less competition means more stagnant and mediocre products from every company, even NVIDIA and AMD. The fact that Intel paid competitors to either not buy AMD or make AMD underperform or be unable to run the same programs as Intel processors in the past, doubles down on the Snake Oil Salesman behavior from Intel, so ready to accuse AMD, a FAR better computer processor manufacturer currently with the Ryzen platform, while all Intel is doing is projecting their insecurities onto AMD. Intel has become the master of shooting themselves in the foot, I just didn't expect them to triple down on the feet sawed off double-barrel so rapidly.
@maxwellwallace8553
9 ай бұрын
Holy crap that table with the age groups and "multi-tasking ability" is hilarious. Feels like something out of a fever dream when you take any consideration as to what it means
@bard1847
9 ай бұрын
What do you mean you don't want to buy your 4 year old kids an i9 49900k based system for programming and coding to be used in their next 5 years?
@jogeem5480
9 ай бұрын
I actually bursted out laughing seeing Esports as the most intense cpu task there is. Also digital content creation should definitely be above programming & coding.
@dabriudabriuiutubiu
9 ай бұрын
Wasn't there an Intel slide few years ago talking about having a 20% larger army or something? Maybe they're talking about Starcraft micro/macro multitasking...
@EximiusDux
9 ай бұрын
@@jogeem5480depends on how you look at it. Programming explicitly is the creation of digital content. Compiling chromium will take 30 minutes up to multiple hours depending on the CPU you are using.
@RetroJack
9 ай бұрын
Multi-tasking stopped being a marketing point in the 80s!
@JizzburnGigaqueer
9 ай бұрын
The filmography of this video is just a ton of fun, I love all of these comedic shots of Steve walking and talking, especially after the editor was nice enough to forewarn me of his descent into deranged mania.
@Munenushi
9 ай бұрын
it's like a 1980s music video where the singer is just walking...everywhere in the city... lol awesome
@SpartanArmy117
9 ай бұрын
If by fun you mean awful then yeah I agree. I get that's kind of the point but shooting something lazily and terribly as a "joke" doesn't really land for me. It's more like you unironically produced crap. With that being said the script was great.
@Takyodor2
9 ай бұрын
@@SpartanArmy117 I liked it
@theguy8412
9 ай бұрын
@@SpartanArmy117 It was funny you are just mad for no reason, no shit this whole video was done "fast" it was meant to be a mostly laughing at intel video not anytihng serious
@SpartanArmy117
9 ай бұрын
@@theguy8412 Mad? Why does everyone on the internet assume anger when it's just an observation. I understand it was done "fast" but doesn't he literally roast companies and other people for not taking time and producing good products\content. I'm not saying it needs to be a masterpiece but in my opinion it's not "quirky" to frame a shot like crap "on purpose," it's just lazy. He just wanted to get back to enjoying the city, which is fine but he could've just done this later.
@anaryl
9 ай бұрын
I think more than ever, this is a commentary on marketing and PR firms being fundamentally unable to grasp what the target market wants.
@fohhee
9 ай бұрын
People that walk pass Steve must think he is a crazy doomsayer that talk to himself.
@ViggsPR
9 ай бұрын
The camera person is presumably not being discreet
@Zaque-TV
9 ай бұрын
Thats the least concerning thing you'll see in SF lmao
@jscorwin16
9 ай бұрын
In their defense, he did self identify as a "deranged lunatic" 🤣
@TwiggehTV
9 ай бұрын
You are aware that people can see the cameraman, even tho we cant. right?
@squidikka
9 ай бұрын
Well he's in SF, so he most likely appears as one of the saner people there.
@Thanatos2996
9 ай бұрын
My main takeaway from this slide deck is that everyone on the team that put it together has definitely keyed the car of at least one ex.
@carlr2837
9 ай бұрын
As someone who just bought a 14700k, and whose son just bought a 14900k, while my other son runs a Ryzen, I can assure you that things are not always "the latest", nor are they always what they seem. The Ryzen is built on a 7nm process, and runs relatively cool peaking about 60C even with overclocking and no special cooling. The 14900k and 14700k are fast, yes, but since they are built on a 10nm process, in order to get that speed, they eat power, and crank out heat. They are designed to run at 256 watts, and peak at more. That takes at least a 950 watt power supply, and a massive amount of cooling. We had better than average cooling, but it still was peaking at over 90C at times, way too hot for a long life. We are moving up to a Dark Cool Assassin IV, Thermal Grizzly liquid metal, some 6000 RPM bitcoin mining fans, and some quieter 2-3000 RPM fans. In addition, we throttled the CPU down to peak at 170 watts. I expect that we can get the temperatures to peak at maybe 70 C, which is still pretty hot. Now, let's talk about who is selling snake oil. My understanding is that Intel has been unable to get their 7nm process running on schedule, so they are renaming their 10nm process to be called "Intel 7", and that when the 7nm process gets running, it will be called "Intel 4". If this is incorrect, someone, please correct me, but if it is correct, then that is disingenuous, sorry Intel. Are the 14700k and 14900k the "latest and greatest" or are they somewhat dated, using an older 10nm process to make them? In my opinion, the latter, and had I realized how much heat they put out, I would definitely have gone with a 7nm Ryzen.
@xzCozar
9 ай бұрын
The slide deck really reads like it was written by a passionate marketing intern that doesn’t actually know what they’re talking about
@nebufabu
9 ай бұрын
SWIM was dragooned into writing marketing material on stuff they knew nothing about a couple times, and, yea, that's about the level they were able to "achieve." At least, I don't think they actually insulted our competition for something we also do and dissuaded the boss from including a spicy take he read on a blog somewhere as the centerpiece of the thing.
@dojelnotmyrealname4018
9 ай бұрын
Honestly I don't buy that. There is no way something this jumbled was made by a single person. A single person would atleast figure out what point they were trying to make.
@tommymatt5
9 ай бұрын
I’d be embarrassed to tell the public that the competition, thats blowing us out the water in terms of performance, was created 3 years ago while our project, that doesn’t give as much, came out this year 🙃
@bradenarnold
9 ай бұрын
The entertainment value of your videos has increased exponentially without being less informative. Truly appreciate Steve, the staff, and the entire channel as a whole.
@pantzman
9 ай бұрын
Thanks Steve.
@Adminstraitor
Ай бұрын
Whoever thought of the x3D idea is probably smiling on his private island right now
@renzl2337
9 ай бұрын
i moved from a 13900k to a 7950X3D. Efficient, great on games, and great on productivity. 253 watts vs 130 watts on the same workload. intel is sweating.
@kerotomas1
9 ай бұрын
Yup its pretty great, i tried out both a 7950x and x3d and the x3d is even more efficient than the x.
@jayb2705
9 ай бұрын
The 7800X3D is even more incredible. I have that thing in an ITX system and it just sips power, plus it gets the maximum out of a 4090.
@joshlampe3458
9 ай бұрын
Still grinning ear to ear over buying the 5800x3d, appreciate you GN for including it in your shots at them!
@ErdnußRiegel6969
9 ай бұрын
thinking about upgrading from the 3800x to this one is it really that good?
@Nightykk
9 ай бұрын
@@ErdnußRiegel6969It is. I've got a 5900X myself, and I'm considering the 5800X3D. I probably won't, but for gaming it's a beast.
@Chomper1978
9 ай бұрын
Yes,yes and yes. Running 5800x3d and 7900xtx. Best cpu I had in a while.
@achillesa5894
9 ай бұрын
I wanted to upgrade to one so bad but they're so damn expensive I had to settle for a 5700X 😔the good part is if I find one for cheap in the future I can give this pc one last revitalization lol.
@dotcom3640
9 ай бұрын
i just ordered my 5800x3D, hope it holds up till rtx 50 series
@OneDollaBill
9 ай бұрын
Talking about snake oil, if it wasnt for Ryzen Intel would still be selling us 14nm 4-8 core cpus.
@200pumb
Ай бұрын
"for now ..anyway" that aged well ... RIP greedy lier Intel
@Leo9ine
9 ай бұрын
I honestly love seeing you guys outside of the studio, I know it's a pain but it's awesome! Reminds me of old BBC shows in a good way
@Nate-bd8fg
9 ай бұрын
Brass eye?
@SalemTechsperts
9 ай бұрын
Imagine being in Chinatown and seeing Steve walk by mumbling to himself about "the latest"? Damn, the industry finally broke the man. Excellent video guys, I laughed and cried. How did Intel ever greenlight this presentation??
@HeckenFricken
9 ай бұрын
holy shitfuck its the youtube shorts guy !!!!!!!
@theoneneo5024
9 ай бұрын
Honestly it probably made him fit in more with the locals.
@seesikopter
9 ай бұрын
Because intel sees their revenue shrinking since their overpriced old stuff is mostly not bought anymore bcs they don’t really innovate that much anymore like they once did
@MrElliotGear
9 ай бұрын
Or interviewing a pigeon about it's views on Intel 😂
@Devin7Eleven
9 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing in California I’ll tell you that
@johnalogue9832
6 ай бұрын
You know, capitalism might be dying when multi-billion dollar corporations are marketing their products with less dignity and professionalism than a 5 year old explaining why Batman is the best superhero. Why are all the executives insane and/or stupid?
@rbitrossome
9 ай бұрын
Given the market cap of this company, it's scary that they have people on the payroll that are putting forward this kind of work and it's being released.
@RobBCactive
9 ай бұрын
It's almost like they've fired blanks again with their latest products ..
@mapesdhs597
9 ай бұрын
They must be hiring modern graduates with those "higher order" skills. :D In reality, per capita innovation levels have already regressed to those found in the 17th century.
@sergiolandz6056
9 ай бұрын
money does not equate intelligence, lots of examples out there, and i mean MANY examples out there.
@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature
9 ай бұрын
That's how all companies are, a constant battle between the competent and the incompetent.
@JayMaverick
9 ай бұрын
I doubt it's the actual marketing team. It's more likely some butthurt management level stooge making really stupid decisions.
@IlluminatiBG
9 ай бұрын
That was the best promotional presentation AMD ever had.
@ChairmanMeow1
5 ай бұрын
Say they named the new processor 'Bread'. So why cant they just do Bread 1, Bread 2, Bread 3, etc. And for changes in between major changes just use 3.1, 3.2, 3.3, etc. Why is that so difficult???
@deathbyteacup
9 ай бұрын
When you're talking about your competition instead of doing your own thing, you know you're in trouble.
@JwhateverJ
9 ай бұрын
They have nothing left, and are running scared. Intel looks so pathetic...it's cringe.
@FantomMisfit
9 ай бұрын
It sounds like they were talking about themselves :P I mean 99% of their criticism made me think of the 14900k lol
@v33nod3
9 ай бұрын
This is what happens when the marketing team becomes the ruling class within a company.
@arthurbrax6561
9 ай бұрын
Remember that Intel presentation a few years ago when Intel just went after AMD and attacked them and mentioned them more than their new hardware being revealed. The Intel marketing executive quit a week after . Still makes me laugh to this day
@mineallmine992003
9 ай бұрын
They had a clip from that in this video!
@wuzzierash578
9 ай бұрын
I would like to watch that, how can one find it?
@arthurbrax6561
9 ай бұрын
@@wuzzierash578 gamers nexus has a video called Intel Forgot About Its Products. that is the presentation. came out in 2021
@dojelnotmyrealname4018
9 ай бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/wnx-qJuYcoWKZI4&ab_channel=GamersNexus "Intel won't stop talking about AMD" @@wuzzierash578
@ralfszemzars1885
9 ай бұрын
Fucking baffles me how anything even remotely close to this quality of official document leaves a cubicle/office of a corporation, not to mention gets posted on the internet. Truly amazing times we're living in.
@mcst6969
9 ай бұрын
Intel: benchmark results doesn't matter, what matter how the cpu makes you _feel!_
@dashkataey1740
9 ай бұрын
Intel: Benchmarks don't matter. Also Intel: Here are some Benchmarks to show how much better we are.
@FMBriggs
9 ай бұрын
to be fair, that's what marketing is all about: feelings.
@Zyphera
9 ай бұрын
@@FMBriggsThat's true! This marketing give me the feeling of Intel being pathetic though.
@FlabbyTabby
9 ай бұрын
Ah, the Apple approach
@I2ed3ye
9 ай бұрын
This seems like the kind of thing that can only exist because someone's boss's boss refuses to listen to any feedback
@rodrigocunha34
9 ай бұрын
big red flag
@BonesMcoy
9 ай бұрын
Management is what’s best ruining the world right now
@SeanBlader
9 ай бұрын
I can just imagine Steve walking the streets of San Francisco as a crazy person ranting to himself about computer components.
@Shiny_Dragonite
9 ай бұрын
This video and all of the comments were exactly what I needed today. Steve's sarcasm and incredulity never cease to amuse.
@TheHighborn
9 ай бұрын
Yep
@NBFaded2497
9 ай бұрын
Remember when AMD couldn't keep up and they just added more cores and frequency on the FX series and everyone was like "AMD will never catch up". This is where Intel is now. They have a 5ghz+ chip and a bunch of threads but can barely match AMD. The 14th gen i9 uses well over 300 watts and reminds me of the FX 9590.
@RaveDaver
9 ай бұрын
Oof the days they needed "black edition" to get noticed. Yes i remember replacing heatsinks and psu's and installing front panel fan controllers......😂
@mromutt
9 ай бұрын
And im just sitting over here with my 5600x that sips power and kicks ass XD
@Hexagonaldonut
9 ай бұрын
@@mromutt I'm still on a 2600 and have literally never had any need to upgrade! Outside of Factorio, that's made me consider it a couple times.
@mromutt
9 ай бұрын
@@Hexagonaldonut I upgraded from my day one 1700 early last year to the 5600x (when they were still like $230). Was a pretty great upgrade :D they are now $150 on amazon though making them a super great upgrade for those still on first and second gen cpus.
@mycosys
9 ай бұрын
Remember pentium4 netburst arch where they kept trying to add more silicon and higher clocks, and it ran so hot than overclocked Northwood could melt sockets? But still couldnt compete with AMD64 Opteron/Athlon? Then they went back to pentium3, built core from it, and the history you relate starts.
@andrewweltlich9065
9 ай бұрын
No hyperbole... that is the craziest presentation I have ever seen. Wow. Just wow. Great job Intel.
@TakedaKenshi
9 ай бұрын
Pat's Intel Redemption Arc is in full swing now, I can sense the turnaround is nearly complete.
@knm080xg12r6j991jhgt
9 ай бұрын
Yep, a full 360 degree turnaround.
@frommatorav1
9 ай бұрын
@@knm080xg12r6j991jhgt Is that why they're acting dizzy?
@Jaco_Schutte
9 ай бұрын
I read that in Darth Sidious' voice. You think Pat wears a black hood and walks about the corridors at Intel cackling maniacally to himself?
@Xeno8086
9 ай бұрын
Intel needs a logo redesign, the L in Intel needs to be uppercase.
@beardedbarnstormer9577
2 ай бұрын
This aged like fine wine
@rat_world
9 ай бұрын
I love the format so far, please interview more birds in the future, Steve!
@KogureDevilchan
9 ай бұрын
I remember the Spectre -30% performance. I remember when they tried to paywall overclocking. Glad I went AMD since AM4.
@AliceC993
9 ай бұрын
They still do paywall OCing sadly, unless something has changed you pretty much need a K-sku chip and a Z-series board to do any OCing.
@NeXtdra42
9 ай бұрын
@@AliceC993 intel is literally selling CPU feature subscriptions, where you would have to pay monthly for access to certain features. Currently that only targets servers, but I'm sure they are gonna try the same thing for the consumer market at some point.
@AliceC993
9 ай бұрын
@@NeXtdra42 Ah yes, the BMW approach. What a time to be alive.
@DivinityOfBLaze
9 ай бұрын
AMD living rent free in Intels mind.
@travelsizedlions
Ай бұрын
0:33 well THAT was prophetic
@Free2PlayLessPays
9 ай бұрын
when intel pushes "future of education depends on the latest technology" like a kid, who wants a new computer, but the parents say "only for studying"
@miketrinidad7408
9 ай бұрын
It's like Intel is trying to nail AMD and hit it's hand at the same time.
@harleye1235
9 ай бұрын
Intel used Marketing Intel is confused It hurt itself in it's confusion!
@AMan-xz7tx
9 ай бұрын
except they also forgot the nail, so they're just hitting their own hands repeatedly
@LanceThumping
9 ай бұрын
Intel is trying to pound their hand in with their nail, don't even ask what happened to the hammer.
@Joel-st5uw
9 ай бұрын
How does that saying go? "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like an AMD". Yeah, that's the one.
@darksunDS
9 ай бұрын
It's videos like these that make me feel better about myself. Whenever I doubt myself and think I'm not good enough, not intelligent or wise enough, or that I'm not working as hard as I could be, videos like these show that there's always someone worse than you that somehow manages to fail upwards and past you. Sure it sucks someone at Intel got paid and wasted who-knows-how-long to make this tripe, but at the same time, it makes me realize I'm much better than what I give myself credit for.
@devilmikey00
9 ай бұрын
Want to know the best part? A whole team of people probably put this together and it was approved by a bunch of other people. Nothing like this is a one man job at a big corp like Intel.
@dal968
9 ай бұрын
It makes you think that people who are millionaires are dumber than you.
@Takyodor2
9 ай бұрын
I watch flat-earthers when I feel dumb xD
@TheSolidSnakeOil
9 ай бұрын
I love how Steve pops out at random locations like the narrator of an Investigative Discovery show.
@unrealdevop
5 ай бұрын
Yeah I don't even know what to think anymore. Seems like companies are really starting to lose touch with reality.
@samhaskinmusic
9 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you lay off half of your marketing team and try to replace them with AI. I would bet large sums of money that at least half of that was written by ChatGPT.
@JwhateverJ
9 ай бұрын
Everything is. What human would lower themselves to this level?
@alexturnbackthearmy1907
9 ай бұрын
@@JwhateverJ Lower to level? Real people can go even lower. AI is limited to page, but people? Oh no, they are not limited by a sheet of paper, wait for some shady marketing, a couple of huge lawsuits and some uncovering later.
@seto007
9 ай бұрын
That's an insult to ChatGPT
@tristen9736
9 ай бұрын
My jaw was on the floor this entire video. This is one of the biggest fumbles I've ever seen from a company
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