Attack-a-snack: featuring a lot of interesting Chinese bits & bobs, plus plenty more! Stay tuned after the main feature for a comic convention highlight reel! Or something.
Dan's ideal meal would most likely be butter on white toast, eaten in silence while staring at the featureless beige walls of his kitchen.
@TheHorrorDevotee
Жыл бұрын
Can you win a Pullitzer Prize for a KZitem comment?
@soulstoneking548
Жыл бұрын
With sprinkles
@jojobrown2504
Жыл бұрын
I’m sure he said he hated butter in that beer bread video 😂. So just white toast.
@blobsDOTau
Жыл бұрын
Funny stuff, he's vegan now, so no butter would be the reality.
@judojamie379
Жыл бұрын
I mean there's vegan butter so
@duhtz237
8 жыл бұрын
I always watch Ashens before I go to sleep. He's just so relaxing.
@Dragonite33
8 жыл бұрын
ashens, danooct, carsandwater... all great sources of getting yo ass to sleep
@dangervandam8350
8 жыл бұрын
+Dragonite33 And im subbed to everyone of them
@alexe8375
8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Big Clive
@johnathonwaymire9483
8 жыл бұрын
Right
@johnathonwaymire9483
8 жыл бұрын
+Afterzoro yessssss
@DellVanity
10 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan is gagging and making a fuss and Ashens is like "Yeah that's bad. Like rotten bad."
@xedalpha1
8 жыл бұрын
Chef Advance is just what Chef Excellence evolves into at level 36.
@Jaspertine
4 жыл бұрын
Stay tuned for Chef SP and Chef Micro
@dvdcopyofsharktaleVEVO
2 жыл бұрын
more like what he evolves from, nothing tops chef excellence
@SlyPearTree
8 жыл бұрын
I think Dan should wear a blindfold for those things and only be told what something is once he has tasted it.
@TheEthanEdge
8 жыл бұрын
Unless it has a particularly nice name. Like that drink.
@solidcake3401
8 жыл бұрын
SlyPearTree "this is a cucumber dan....honest"
@YuraChan88
8 жыл бұрын
SlyPearTree funny thing is I think Ashens would have a blast doing that. I bet he would make a series of it but a different guest lol
@TheMrVengeance
7 жыл бұрын
I bet that would just make him barf at everything. Because he'd be imagining the worst.
@michelleyong2366
9 жыл бұрын
The first one is Ba Gua or Rou Gan, it's basically roasted pork slices. It's commonly considered as Chinese bacon and usually eaten on Chinese New Year, also one of the best thing in the world.
@Losaru
9 жыл бұрын
+Michelle Yong Is kinda reminds me more of a jerky. I assume it doesn't have the same texture though.
@imbetterthanyouis
8 жыл бұрын
+Michelle Yong it looks like jack links teriyaki beef strip
@wakaka2waka
8 жыл бұрын
+Michelle Yong It's not bacon. It's basically chopped jerky. Hence, Dried meat... wtf you confuse that for bacon.
@imbetterthanyouis
8 жыл бұрын
wakaka2waka because there is a highly processed jerky you can get that does look very similar
@inthefade
8 жыл бұрын
+wakaka2waka "Considered as Chinese bacon" does not mean that it is bacon.
@Goldenkitten1
9 жыл бұрын
Bee Cheng Hiang is actually known for quality meats. They're actually quite well known and make some of the better foodstuffs coming out of the area, but given the generic packaging I can't blame them for expecting the worst (you don't usually see them packaged individually like that, must've been from a gas station or something like we'd get packaged beef jerky in western countries). But yeah, you can actually find their meats in some quality establishments as ingredients in various meals so unlike a lot of the bottom bin stuff that makes its way to Ashens this was totally legit. From the looks of it I'd guess it was their BBQ Pork which is great.
@Caarnji
9 жыл бұрын
+Goldenkitten1 Mostly the best food comes in generic packaging...especially when you get it directly from a dairy, butcher, farmer etc. =) Quality food producers that deliver to better establishments (like Bee Cheng Hiang probably is) don´t need fancy retail packaging anyway since their marketing is solely done trough the quality of their products instead fancy marketing trough packaging or the looks of meats, fruits etc. as it is with stuff in supermarkets.
@Yauboyy
5 жыл бұрын
It's so fucking good. My mom actually makes homemade pork jerky from time to time, its amazing
@lordcrayzar
5 жыл бұрын
I blame them
@hahanah1463
6 ай бұрын
Its probably dog or cat
@luigiluka
9 жыл бұрын
stuart ashen dancing in a suit. yes.
@QtheWhatever
8 жыл бұрын
"I'd happily eat this as part of a meal! Put it on top of something, maybe, some soup? Or a hat? Full of scorpions?" you okay there stuart old buddy
@winterwolf211
8 жыл бұрын
I've had it before. Placed on top of chicken porridge and it tasted delicious. I kept trying to find it in stores but I can't :(
@halowraith1
8 жыл бұрын
You okay there old Stuart old buddy old pal old mate?!
@QtheWhatever
8 жыл бұрын
why
@nordicberserk
8 жыл бұрын
+winterwolf211 chicken..... porridge? What?
@curbstomper2598
8 жыл бұрын
i saw this comment right when he said that!
@ChickenPika
9 жыл бұрын
The only reason Dan seems overly squeamish is that he appears in videos alongside someone who's perfectly willing to try 40-year-old tinned chocolate from the Vietnam War. Anyone would seem too queasy next to Ashen.
@YouSoSpice
9 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't. I got stomach of iron and bowels of steel.
@tomprice3154
9 жыл бұрын
YouSoSpice and a hollow head...
@YouSoSpice
9 жыл бұрын
tom price No, that i do not have. I got a headful of wondrous stuff. Ellipsis.
@tomprice3154
9 жыл бұрын
YouSoSpice good for you
@YouSoSpice
9 жыл бұрын
tom price You mean "good for you..."
@SadisticSlayer
10 жыл бұрын
I miss the times Ashens nearly vomits from bad food. I'm guessing his stomach is armerd plated by now.
@stephen10023
10 жыл бұрын
...or he doesn't have one at all ._.
@KetwunsGamingPad
10 жыл бұрын
I always find when you are a food taster, you should really actually get adapted to all kinds of tastes before you judge food. You gotta be internationally cultured. Ashens has shown to really understand his taste bud, and knows what a lot of food tastes like, so you KNOW when food is bad, if he says it's bad.
@Chotwink
10 жыл бұрын
Surstromming sure would make him puke.
@JEL_93
10 жыл бұрын
***** unless you are a hardcore sweden. Im swedish and I can say Im not hardcore.
@visiblur
10 жыл бұрын
Im not even swedish, im Danish, but i actually like the taste of suströmming. I dont exactly love it, but i dont dislike it Esther
@SebbySenpai
10 жыл бұрын
I like Stuart having a comrade in his reviews. Been watching him for 10 years and he never dissapoints. Except for those Loot Crate unboxings. But those suck because how crappy the contents are, not because of Ashens. :p
@consolios
10 жыл бұрын
10 YEARS, LIES
@SebbySenpai
10 жыл бұрын
Rudy VanDisarzio Haha, I'm serious. Before KZitem, Ashens used to post his videos on Putfile and the B3ta message boards. He basically pioneered the coach reviewing genre.
@consolios
10 жыл бұрын
fair deuce.
@ash-9859
10 жыл бұрын
+Sir Sebastian why the lack of videos
@TheDoritoDoctor
10 жыл бұрын
shouldn't you be eating candy?
@sirernest546
9 жыл бұрын
This couch has seen some serious shit lol
@hoangtran4736
8 жыл бұрын
+Sir Ernest it has seen some even more serious shit
@pumpkinheadspiegaming8314
8 жыл бұрын
+Sir Ernest I dont remember, but it has probably seen some literal shit in it's time...
@pumpkinheadspiegaming8314
8 жыл бұрын
***** HAHAHA
@pumpkinheadspiegaming8314
8 жыл бұрын
***** That definitely isn't me...
@ZiaZxPerSuaTioN
8 жыл бұрын
It's covered wars, you know...
@godslaughter
3 жыл бұрын
What you guys don't know is the fact that, in the fungus drink, there is bird saliva in there as well. But hey, don't worry about it, honey is partially digested flower nectar regurgitated by bees so this is very similar. I am usually fairly desensitised to food and drinks and all of this looks very appetising to me.
@fooliefoolie4160
9 жыл бұрын
Dan and Ashens are so funny together, there is a contrast between the two and their friendship is very enjoyable. Great video.
@fooliefoolie4160
9 жыл бұрын
Wikiramblings pisses me off how judgemental and nasty people are, if you don't like him the watch a video without him. I find the friendship between them refreshing :P
@basiccs
9 жыл бұрын
Loki Agnomen Agreed. Dan is just another Ashens to me, He's just as great!
@basiccs
9 жыл бұрын
Loki Agnomen Agreed. Dan is just another Ashens to me, He's just as great!
@fooliefoolie4160
9 жыл бұрын
Basically Something Different I think people who hate him feel threatened by the idea ashens has a friend and its not them lol
@basiccs
9 жыл бұрын
I guess, Maybe
@Actar_Raikit
10 жыл бұрын
Bakkwa or Barbequed Pork (the first snack) is undeniably one of the most delicious food products in existence. Best part of Chinese New Year celebrations in Singapore.
@Madi_Slays
10 жыл бұрын
nice actar chan!
@siddhanthgoyal5820
10 жыл бұрын
Had that in nyc with some Chinese friends. Was not expecting it to be so good.
@iHaveOneArm
10 жыл бұрын
It's Beef Jerky's Final Form then lol....how beef turns into pork I have no idea
@Nipponing
10 жыл бұрын
Konata~!! X3
@notalent3954
10 жыл бұрын
I'm from Singapore too, lol
@creepyloner1979
9 жыл бұрын
grape? those are clearly blueberries on the wrapper.
@carleyfairchild9596
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, thank you... I was wondering if I was the only one who saw that... Thought I was going crazy! Haha
@morgan4224
9 жыл бұрын
damn it I was gonna post the same thing
@rags2rags
9 жыл бұрын
Maltfalc Yes! Thank you. I was getting frustrated.
@Goldenka
9 жыл бұрын
Maltfalc Yeah, blueberries, like those one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccinium_myrtillus
@Tonks143
9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not clicking that
@DermioRG
4 жыл бұрын
Food: *Exists* Dan: *Gags*
@Demumbraisapedo
Жыл бұрын
I love how when stuart says ,"Its pork floss!!" Dan is so thrown off he doesnt know what to say so he just does "oh! Yes it is!"
@TimTams_64
8 жыл бұрын
Chef Advance is Chef Excellence's Eastern Arch rival.
@vidcritic8755
8 жыл бұрын
shit just got real
@somregularguy
7 жыл бұрын
3:47 Start has inhuman streanght confirmed
@TheLonelyGoomba
10 жыл бұрын
I sometimes eat food too
@Ristarite
10 жыл бұрын
This is what you decided to comment on? (The fuck is this...)
@Ristarite
10 жыл бұрын
***** Of course you do.
@Ristarite
10 жыл бұрын
***** Here's a solution! DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS.
@AAAA-pb5zx
10 жыл бұрын
cos your stuck in pipes
@TheLonelyGoomba
10 жыл бұрын
These comments are all atrocious
@09readyw
10 жыл бұрын
Does Dan enjoy his diet of bread and water?
@megamegaO
7 жыл бұрын
Will Ready no. He uses photosynthesis.
@mattiekarwin3667
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he only seems like a fopt wimp is because he's next to ashens. Alone he's probably got completely normal tastes XD
@ellenruthgraham297
4 жыл бұрын
confucius' diet was similar lol rice and water THATS IT
@StormsparkPegasus
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure bread and water would make him gag.
@demosearies7591
5 жыл бұрын
My Sushi chef at work used to make me sweet rice balls stuffed with lime and soy sauce infused pork floss. They were literally to die for.
@BenjaminGoose
2 жыл бұрын
Literally?
@TheLivingCatastrophe
Жыл бұрын
@@BenjaminGooseit's an expression.
@M50A1
11 ай бұрын
@@TheLivingCatastrophewait for the random dude with too much time on his hands to cry about people using literally too much as if it matters
@TomJakobW
11 ай бұрын
@@BenjaminGoose “they were to die for” - a figurative expression of appreciation. “They were *literally* to die for” - still a figurative expression that is enhanced by the operative word “literally”, which enhances the figurative element by implying that the matter at hand (i.e. dying) would be faced even moreso; it breaks the recipients expectation of a figurative expression by implying it to be real, which increases the effect. You’re welcome!
@RetroTekGuyAU
8 жыл бұрын
The first thing looked like a Vacuum sealed scab.
@dyingangelo
8 жыл бұрын
+Rat Trap crab jerky?
@RetroTekGuyAU
8 жыл бұрын
+NeATaNDtURdy *Scab* Crab jerky might be nice.
@ClockworkOrangeImagination
8 жыл бұрын
7:53 "Oh, you didn't enjoy that one-" "STUART WHAT THE FUCK MAN" is the reaction I was hoping for.
@isobelblanchard4225
8 жыл бұрын
I nearly died laughing
@skullkid12303
9 жыл бұрын
2:43 That woman is holding a package that she is already on... MIND BLOWN
@consolios
9 жыл бұрын
PRESSURE
@elephystry
5 жыл бұрын
INCEPTION
@polgamer6256
5 жыл бұрын
Packageception
@shiroyasha7324
4 жыл бұрын
POWER
@HinataNarutoSasuke
4 жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@phelyan
10 жыл бұрын
I guess if you're eating blueberry expecting grape it will taste off.
@dannylaz5821
10 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I adore "Scissors, paper, stone!" But where I come from, we call it "Quartz, parchment, shears."
@mortenbakke2810
8 жыл бұрын
purple grape..... cmon guys, theres blueberries on the packaging:P it's quite obviously blueberry flavouring
@perifogel2623
8 жыл бұрын
+Morten Bakke I was thinking that too!
@LeCreepyPasteur
8 жыл бұрын
Ikr ? Must be blind or something.
@JCstock
8 жыл бұрын
English is fine hun.
@Jaymetal95
3 жыл бұрын
I just love at 6:55 Dan tipping the packet, the head of the supposed creature emerging suddenly and then Dan pausing and then making gagging noises at the sight of it.
@MM-fc9fz
8 жыл бұрын
Soon 1 million people will have watched two men eating afternoon tea.
@OhMyGadd
8 жыл бұрын
Three Musketeers Productions Its happened.
@Gooberpatrol66
7 жыл бұрын
No that was just me watching it 1 million times.
@jamescollins6085
6 жыл бұрын
Nuclear Hedgehog Soon 1.5 million people will have watched two men eating afternoon tea.
@neilwilson5785
5 жыл бұрын
1.3 million in 2019, so technically the truth.
@yamanmustafa7574
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamescollins6085 1.5m in 2021...
@cuthulucups4878
9 жыл бұрын
"I think this is purple grape" with a clear picture of blueberries on the front.
@mosesbrowning8055
3 жыл бұрын
That pork floss reminds me of stuff we have in the U.S., Jack Links shredded beef jerky, it comes in a chewing tobacco can and is basically jerky powder
@Lewis_Hamer
10 ай бұрын
Yes same. When I first got a can of that stuff when I was a kid i thought you had it like chewing tobacco so I'd take a lump of it and stick it in my lip 😂
@imbetterthanyouis
8 жыл бұрын
birds nest is a very expensive chinese delicacy that funnily enough is banned in australia , get your bucket ready because its made from sparrows bile
@tomoshmoto
8 жыл бұрын
o
@brandonrickson7347
8 жыл бұрын
It is very expensive in where I live. The process of getting the nest is very dangerous.
@javanclarke1431
8 жыл бұрын
Bile? So like saliva and stomach acid?
@imbetterthanyouis
8 жыл бұрын
Javan Clarke yep
@javanclarke1431
8 жыл бұрын
+imbetterthanyouis ewwwww
@mrbarrylewis
10 жыл бұрын
Hmmm fungus drink dude nice vid
@mattalewis13
3 жыл бұрын
Barry approved
@jupieterr
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@AngryPapaSmurf
3 жыл бұрын
His seal of approval
@reyanshcameron3086
3 жыл бұрын
i know im randomly asking but does any of you know of a trick to log back into an instagram account..? I was dumb lost my account password. I appreciate any tips you can give me
@allanjeremias6060
3 жыл бұрын
@Reyansh Cameron Instablaster ;)
@Zlin0035
10 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell Dan is fussy... what does he like? Spaghetti hoops? or just bland bit of bread and butter?
@BigDiksha
10 жыл бұрын
Some people are disgusted by the smell of some food and they want to puke, I can't eat pork because of that.
@changwantan6686
10 жыл бұрын
Sweaty ball flavour.
@DavidJamesCei
10 жыл бұрын
Butter? I'm sure he prefers a generic bland sunflower spread low in sodium.
@kimtaro9575
10 жыл бұрын
I wish there were a version of each video that has Dan's whining edited out.
@monkeygerm2973
10 жыл бұрын
Well dan is a chef so he is used to the most excellent of food
@5HlNOBI
10 жыл бұрын
Ashens is a pretty cool guy. He drinks bird's nest fungus and doesn't afraid of anything.
@Larry
10 жыл бұрын
You need to offer a prize for the first person to cosplay as Godmonster.
@OneChordSilenced
10 жыл бұрын
Agreed, Mister
@flippedoutkyrii
10 жыл бұрын
I love your comments, I always read them in your voice :D
@Larry
10 жыл бұрын
I always read my comments in my own voice too :D
@TheDavidGBurns
10 жыл бұрын
I'll cosplay chef advance. *starts work on a giant hitchhiking hand*
@Dimbles00
10 жыл бұрын
***** A restraining order.
@soapflakes
8 жыл бұрын
As it turns out, it’s a drink that contains both white fungus and bird’s nest. These aren’t things you normally think of as being drink ingredients, but here at Armenian Fungus Cake we wouldn’t waste your time with normal drink ingredients. This drink really does contain chunks of white fungus as well as real bird’s nest. If you’re not familiar with this particular type of nest, it’s not the collection of leaves and twigs that you might imagine. This nest is produced by the Edible-nest Swiftlet (Aerodramus fuciphagus), and it is composed of hardened saliva.
@TomJakobW
11 ай бұрын
Honestly, just as with surströmming, I’d say we’re stretching the term “edible” a bit here. Rotten bird spit that the bird sat (and probably shat) on isn’t my definition of a delicacy! 😅
@barral69
7 жыл бұрын
The "Pork Floss" reminded me of the jerky snuff they sell in those cans that look like chewing tobbacco. lol
@lewisking498
10 жыл бұрын
That dancing was just divine
@fearofshorts
10 жыл бұрын
Oh god... Bird's nest. That stuff is literally made from a bird's nest. It's a particular type of bird which licks its nest to harden it. Then people take the nests once the birds are done with them, and use a process to extract the sugary saliva (and other things) from it. If you're wondering how they do this hygienically, I think they either boil it... or it's just as bad as it sounds.
@MrKillaz2011
10 жыл бұрын
Ugh... At first I thought it was some kind of fungus that's like Kombucha, but no, it's far, far worse...
@vestyxe
10 жыл бұрын
Ah, someone beat me to it, I wanted to be the bearer of bad news! I pity anyone who drinks this stuff without knowing what it is.
@fearofshorts
10 жыл бұрын
HaVVoC Well, it actually has fungi in it too! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremella_fuciformis#Economic_usage
@MrKillaz2011
10 жыл бұрын
fearofshorts Yeah, I could guess that because of these floating lumps... Anyway, wouldn't drink that, no way.
@Fullmetaljacket121
10 жыл бұрын
the birds nest is also found in bat caves specifically. birds nest soup isnt that bad either, its an acquired taste yes, but it is damn good when you get used to it
@Arkice
10 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, the stuff floating in the drink wasn't fungus, it was the actual nest of a bird. Bird Nest soup/drinks is popular in Vietnam.
@Svarifaxx
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've watched Ashen's videos so far. It's one of my absolute favorite channels and I never get tired of his videos no matter how many times I've seen them. As someone else said, theres just something about Ashens thats so relaxing!
@BloodrealmX
5 жыл бұрын
Bird's nest drinks and bird's nest soup are made from the nests of certain types of swiftlets, who make their nests from solidified saliva. It's a very expensive delicacy and is supposed to be very nutritious. My guess is that the "white fungus" is because it's a simulated version made from that instead in order to approximate actual bird's nest since the real thing is known to be rather expensive.
@NeoDragoN7676
10 жыл бұрын
I bet Dan is the kind of guy who won't eat anything like this but will go home and eat a fucking Rustlers.
@consolios
10 жыл бұрын
RUSTLERS BE CHOONG
@michaelbergatov9302
10 жыл бұрын
Rustlers are fantastic you shut up right now god I love rustlers they be chong
@NeoDragoN7676
10 жыл бұрын
Michael Bergatov Yes well anyone who says "they be chong" i expect to like them.
@pattyb2ooo
10 жыл бұрын
aha, i dont know who made Rustlers cuss im a noob :P but thanks to the people that did and shipping it to my country! taht sauce is amazing
@michaelbergatov9302
10 жыл бұрын
NeoDragoN7676 XD I'd never even heard of that expression before i read the comment above me.
@shrektheogre4586
10 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching 2 men eat food together and talk on KZitem at 4 am
@solarisjtean
10 жыл бұрын
Grammar nazi allert! O_o
@negative8495
10 жыл бұрын
Cuz sweg
@Apotheosis_44
10 жыл бұрын
jtean chhin *alert
@negative8495
10 жыл бұрын
Cuz sweg
@Atomsmasher420
9 жыл бұрын
Shrek is love Shrek is life
@jarofyellow2408
8 жыл бұрын
When your great great great great great grandchild inherits the Ashens name will I get to see an interplanetary food special featuring danbot 3000?
@elephystry
8 жыл бұрын
If you're immortal.
@Micro0644
6 жыл бұрын
With a hovering brown sofa, where we see them eat noodles that are instantly cooked when opened, vegan human meat, normal human meat, and a variety of other foods that comes from a glass unbreakable air tight container.
@GaggleFuckGary
6 жыл бұрын
Nah you’ll be dead 💀
@EddieHawkinsII
4 жыл бұрын
“What do you think, Danbot?” “VOMIT SEQUENCE INITIATED.”
@Cruto94
9 жыл бұрын
lol - birds nest drink: "It tastes like in your mouth when you're sick"... well probably because it's birds spit that you are drinking right now :'D
@extremelymoist6661
8 жыл бұрын
I love watching these guys suffer, while I enjoy a nice Ham N' Cheese toastie
@cole8740
7 жыл бұрын
Extremely Moist ???
@qwertykeyboard5901
5 жыл бұрын
A tesco microwave one that is
@ChicagoRatHole
Жыл бұрын
yeah, nice try Tesco
@13KuroNekoXIII
8 жыл бұрын
Bee Cheng Hiang is from Singapore! we have that every chinese new year actually.. glad you liked it!
@Skawo
10 жыл бұрын
By the next food-y episode Ashen will be scoffing down century egg after century egg while salivating profusely.
@PitaPaka91
10 жыл бұрын
Yay, a Polish product, at last! ^^ And even from my city! Holy crap! Glad you didn't like it! It's awful! Can you tell I'm excited from all the exclamation marks I use?! GREAT!
@PitaPaka91
10 жыл бұрын
Mhm.
@ArinJager1
10 жыл бұрын
Asylation stop saturating our market with your Polish products! >///< (a czech, here) (I'm just kidding, btw, I've nothing against polish people or you)
@PitaPaka91
10 жыл бұрын
Haha! Sorry! I met and befriended a Czech woman in England. She's a really nice lady! When I would visit her, she would go out of the room and talk to her Czech friend and then come back and continue using her native language for like a minute, look at my confused face and be like "Oh, wait, whoops!". It was really funny when she'd do that. Regards from Poland!
@ArinJager1
10 жыл бұрын
Asylation ha, nice :) my friend does that, too... like... she'd speak with somebody in portuguese or french on the phone and then continues on talkin in portuguese or french and I'm like O.O uhm, what? :D but'ey, you can understand a little czech, or...? I know I can understand a little polish, it's similar (not as czech and slovak, tho'). We can agree that we can't understand hungarian! 3x'D (nobody can, not even them) baiii, you're a nice person, that's rather rare on the internets, kudos.
@PitaPaka91
10 жыл бұрын
***** I do understand some of it! Some of your words sound really funny for my people. :D Thank you, you seem nice too! It's a rare thing, sadly. Take care!
@wolfyboy
8 жыл бұрын
A retort pouch is a type of food packaging made from a laminate of flexible plastic and metal foils. It allows the sterile packaging of a wide variety of food and drink handled by aseptic processing, and is used as an alternative to traditional industrial canning methods.
@lloydevans2900
5 жыл бұрын
If anyone was wondering, those "Haw fruit" things are actually made from Hawthorn berries. Yes, those same bright red hedgerow berries that we were always told not to eat as children: It turns out that they are edible after all, and actually taste reasonably nice. The compressed jellies are not the only form: Dry tablets are another - think of a "refresher", but not fizzy and considerably more fruity.
@_Super_Hans_
10 жыл бұрын
I think Dan would laugh at a dying child, he seems to think everything else is funny. He doesn't need to watch comedies he just opens his food cupboard and falls down in hysterics.
@SpinalChamp
10 жыл бұрын
Pork floss is boss
@SiGhast
10 жыл бұрын
"...he just opens his food cupboard and falls down in hysterics" That is the funniest fucking mental picture ever. I applaud you.
@holnrew
10 жыл бұрын
SpinalChamp Ha.
@TheFattyKarate
10 жыл бұрын
Except from when people shout at him. I yelled at Dan by accident at MCM Manchester, ashens laughed it off but Dan didn't seem too pleased. He eventually saw the funny side of it though, I guess.
@EadmundIsenHealf
10 жыл бұрын
EraPonyProductions How can you yell at someone by accident?
@melne6101
4 жыл бұрын
5 years later and im still not over “scissors paper STONE”
@GamingMill
10 жыл бұрын
I really, REALLY want to try all that food! When I was last in the US of States (North Georgia, to be precise-ish) I bought a vacuum-packed pink sausage thing that an American member of my family loves. It was about the size of a standard British sausage. When I was walking back to my lodgings (illegally it turned out because it was next to one of their 'highways' or something) I opened it up and gave it a hearty bite. Thirty seconds later I threw up. It was like eating pickled Spam. It turned out it was out of date and well off. Strangely, I was never tempted to try a 'pristine' version.
@myriahg6549
3 жыл бұрын
“Also a good source of fiber” “No it’s not” 😂😂😂
@NikkiWrightVGM
9 жыл бұрын
You could give Dan a freshly baked cupcake and he'd gag at it and say "I hate cupcakes, ever since I was a baby" he'd take a tiny nibble throw it down and act like he was about to puke
@ASolidOpinion
10 жыл бұрын
Dan comes off as such a wimp. I imagine after every video Ashens places him back into his plastic bubble where he's fed on nothing but Complan and Filtered water.
@GiftedItalianHD
10 жыл бұрын
whenever i eat food i usually go by the rule of if the food smells bad then it probably tastes bad
@bryce1898
10 жыл бұрын
That's not true on an unbelievable amount of levels
@SwirlyLapin
10 жыл бұрын
Most cheeses smell bad but taste good ( in my opinion )
@GiftedItalianHD
10 жыл бұрын
Snow Board i didn't say it true, i just said that its a rule that i follow
@BulbaSaruman
10 жыл бұрын
SwirlyLapin Cheese pasta smells horrible but it's the feast of gods
@WhatPayneVids
10 жыл бұрын
dartzu Cheese pasta smells horrible? What kind of pasta have you been eating?!
@balisongflips9663
10 жыл бұрын
HEY! If you don't like dan, then STOP WATCHING! WHAT AN EXCITING AND INNOVATIVE IDEA!
@letsslayletsplay6525
10 жыл бұрын
We where watching way before Dan came. Fuck dan! And fuck you! Loser! You get lost! And take dan with you bitch!
@TomTheEpicRobloxian
10 жыл бұрын
I came here for Ashens, not Dan and Ashens, and have been for the past 5 years.
@balisongflips9663
10 жыл бұрын
anon ymous TomTheEpicRobloxian What's your guy's point? I was trying to get people like you to stop bitching about it.
@TomTheEpicRobloxian
10 жыл бұрын
Pipe down there, all I'm saying is that I prefered it when Ashens engages the audience directly, and he has been doing that ever since his first video on KZitem in 2006 - so why change the format that was so popular and so successful? Dan making cameo appearances would be fine, and I'm sure he's a great guy in person, but right now he's featured in almost every other Ashens video and I don't think that he adds much to the videos other than making us a 3rd wheel.
@balisongflips9663
10 жыл бұрын
I understand. It's just pretty frustrating seeing people constantly whine on about it.
@quentingivens4
9 жыл бұрын
The waffle was an ice cream snack. I've had fresh ones before. In this episode, you ate expired ice cream that hadn't been frozen while shipped, which probably fused into the waffle cone somehow. If anything was left inside of the waffle cone shell, it was probably mold.
@cannedgoodness9633
4 жыл бұрын
Bollocks, they're from Poland and say store in a cool dry place on them.
@esoopthederp7672
4 жыл бұрын
You show them guy four years later
@alexgade4512
4 жыл бұрын
no no. that blueberry waffle thing is like yoghurt drops. It's blueberry flavoured yoghurt filling. Don't ever freeze that, the waffle will get soggy as hell.
@ethanvx
10 ай бұрын
i actually quite like the company dan brings to the channel with these old videos
@xXxJustCallMeM
8 жыл бұрын
I actually like Dan. He provides good contrast to to Stuart. Keep up the good work.
@15-Peter-20
7 жыл бұрын
He's gay
@julesgreen2066
7 жыл бұрын
SkyBlue 1988 ...so what??
@15-Peter-20
7 жыл бұрын
Juliette Green just saying
@aesthe3002
6 жыл бұрын
Great observation
@Ylinatsiperkele
6 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 he's stuarts boyfriend
@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5
9 жыл бұрын
"a hat, full of scorpions." Well done, sir.
@Macsmansion
10 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD IT'S ME AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
@dodostarforce
10 жыл бұрын
cool :)
@CJGMinecraft
10 жыл бұрын
N I FOUNDEDED IT!!!!111 :D
@Macsmansion
10 жыл бұрын
Well it was slightly damp so it could well be true
@CaptScapegoat
10 жыл бұрын
Which one was you?
@Macsmansion
10 жыл бұрын
The person that looks like somebody shoved something up his arse while group Hi5'ing with Ashens :D
@SteveW1985
3 жыл бұрын
That drink is probably a take on birds nest soup, which is basically birds spit. Yummy
@warre1
Жыл бұрын
Ashens has eaten so much rotten food over the years that his immune system survive quite a lot.
@DragonTroopBeta1
10 жыл бұрын
10:38 Look! At the left corner of the floss! It's grown a face!
@prn_Melatonin
10 жыл бұрын
I see someone sent you our famous BBQ pork from Singapore.
@prn_Melatonin
10 жыл бұрын
Its BBQ pork from Singapore, Ashens.
@dodoxasaurus6904
8 жыл бұрын
7:36 "Oh dear, You didn't enjoy that one"
@awesomerckr3
10 жыл бұрын
"smells of nothing but vague sweetness" sounds a bit like a grunge album
@demoleramera
2 жыл бұрын
Load up on guns, bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend (Song is jarringly interrupted by the sound of Dan retching)
@eddief32
3 жыл бұрын
The little square meat thingy at the start of the video is actually from a Singaporean Store chain called Bee Cheng Hiang, and it's a product called Bakkwa - it's grilled meat, the one you have there looks like a mini vacuum pack of their grilled sliced pork (切片肉干 ), but they also do chicken and beef. It is definitely more-ish.
@MiNDx1er
10 жыл бұрын
Omg, that first "beef jerky" thing you ate was dog. Dried spiced dog.
@Vxvl47
10 жыл бұрын
Oh God no....
@alexyates6692
10 жыл бұрын
Plot twist
@dr.frank-n-furter8777
10 жыл бұрын
That's not very nice for you to say. I've had it before, it's pork.
@JellybellyWaffles
10 жыл бұрын
And?
@KingOfChaos213
10 жыл бұрын
Dog is better stewed than made into jerky, suppose it still tastes good like that though. *edit* Only from what i've heard, never tried it myself.
@rockinchimp
10 жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to try out some truly awful food in the UK, go to a shop called Cool Trader. They have some shockingly bad cheap food in there.
@Palo_din
10 жыл бұрын
Aw yeah, there's one of those near me, are they really that bad? Might have to plan an expedition tomorrow
@rockinchimp
10 жыл бұрын
Palodin I saw a curry and chip ready meal that not even the packaging could sell...
@Jamster
10 жыл бұрын
go to barrys bargains. i went in there and they had food that was really cheap, i bought some because it was in date for another 5 days. got it home and realised they had just stuck another label ontop of the other one, which had gone out of date 3 days ago -_-
@liamh1982
10 жыл бұрын
Some branches have changed their name to Heron Foods seemingly to try and shake off that reputation. It will not work.
@rockinchimp
10 жыл бұрын
Liam Hughes Well yh, changing the brand means nothing without changing what they sell...
@RJM639
9 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else replay the dancing part a thousand times?
@Solaxe
9 жыл бұрын
+RJ M no
@Migssato
9 жыл бұрын
Why would we?
@Wheresmy240
9 жыл бұрын
+RJ M You're the only weirdo bud, sorry.
@lunardour
9 жыл бұрын
+RJ M Yes.
@GraemePryce1978
9 жыл бұрын
+RJ M Are you also entertained by nice jangly keys and balloons on a stick? You still have a mobile above your bed don't you?
@skylargatten1755
4 жыл бұрын
I have watched all food specials 3 times some reason I just don't get board of them or tired of
@roger.agburn
4 жыл бұрын
0:25 The interlude about the comic con was great. =D That got me laughing. Good choice of music for the effect aswell! Good job! ^_^
@KillerFairy3
9 жыл бұрын
Never a disappointing day in the life of Stuart Ashens
@Kannamoris
9 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine him having a complete studio with that same sofa?
@Mossydeerbones
8 жыл бұрын
You can get this delicious squid jerky in my tesco world food section sometimes, and also these spicy formed fish on a stick, they also do it BBQ flavour. Its made of a gross sounding fish, lizardfish, but its really tasty!!
@MrGshinobi
10 жыл бұрын
These videos are so god damn comfy, absolutely love them
@WhiteLionSabre121
9 жыл бұрын
Bird's Nest is a popular delicacy in some Asian countries. Bird's nests in traditional chinese medicine and the like are actual nests, weaved with the spit of the bird. The spit itself is said to have all kinds of healing properties.The white fungus in the drink is in reference to a parasitic fungus that grows over yeast. So basically, you're drinking chemically flavored bird spit and yeast fungus.
@wolfyboy
8 жыл бұрын
i wonder what dan ACTUALLY likes?
@YogSothoth24601
9 жыл бұрын
Oh boy they sent you the worst flavor of the Yogo-wafel.
@sandwich2473
10 жыл бұрын
Woo! I love your food specials!
@moto_45__
2 жыл бұрын
I hope you are having a nice day 👋
@sandwich2473
2 жыл бұрын
@@moto_45__ thanks c:
@monsterrex4291
10 жыл бұрын
Omg. I've actually eaten half the food in this food special. The first entry is called Bak Kwa, or pork jerky. Bee Cheng Heng (can't remember the actual spelling) is actually the name of the manufacturer/shop/brand. If I'm not wrong, it's from Hong Kong, but it can be found all over Asia. It's especially popular during Chinese New Year. Bee Cheng Heng also produces pork floss, and theirs is pretty darn good. It's not typically consumed as a snack, but added as a topping for the main dish.
@galegirl406682
4 жыл бұрын
Make more videos, I have rewatched a million times
@princessaria
4 жыл бұрын
It’s unsurprising that the drink tastes like vomit because the Sparrow’s nest is made of bird bile.
@Nails_By_Kimberlee
3 жыл бұрын
Why is that a product? 🤮
@princessaria
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nails_By_Kimberlee it’s due to older folks liking folk remedies and natural medicine. They believe Swiftling nests are a miracle cure for a lot of ailments.
@Nails_By_Kimberlee
3 жыл бұрын
@@princessaria thanks for the reply. That makes sense....I guess? Still a big no from me though lol
@princessaria
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nails_By_Kimberlee Haha yeah I’m not a fan of the thought either. 😂
@GeorgiaGeorgette
9 жыл бұрын
Personally, I really like these collaborations.
@JBTV1991
3 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen - The Man With The Cast Iron Stomach.
@DarkLink1996.
9 жыл бұрын
I have a habit of watching these videos while eating. I haven't lost yet.
@awawawawase
7 жыл бұрын
The pork floss is actually something common in Asia, put it between two slices of bread with some butter and it's great
@lunarballoonistxo
8 жыл бұрын
Does your friend Dan only eat potatoes or something?
@jongabonga636
9 жыл бұрын
IT'S PORK FLOSS!!!
@thekingsman9773
9 жыл бұрын
................(bursts into laughter)
@hachikiina
9 жыл бұрын
:D
@Victor_Stones
9 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash VideoPlayer Jack links makes the same stuff just over priced.
@FedorovAvtomat
9 жыл бұрын
Gorioth Farcrey Jack Links doesn't even make decent jerky anymore. They used to. Pemmican is by far the best major brand now.
@renbelmont
9 жыл бұрын
Yes! It is?
@ViperStarFilms
9 жыл бұрын
Chef Advance is the man
@sneakycactus8815
9 жыл бұрын
I have seen you a lot in ashens' videos
@ViperStarFilms
9 жыл бұрын
JT Smith :) I feel special! Or I have no life. Either way I haven't binge-watched (or watched at all) any Ashens videos in probably a month or so.
@Brandon84J
4 жыл бұрын
I remember when they would put the "pork floss" in a can resembling a can of dip... tobacco... You could just have a little pocket in your lip, full of dried meat lol
@TheHighSpaceWizard
3 жыл бұрын
Check your local dollar general my dude.
@TheMultiTasker3
7 жыл бұрын
"I think snacking wise, we'll have to stick to our local snacks of dried human flesh" _Disturbingly sinister laugh from Dan_
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