Instructions clear: Don't give internal medicine doctors any options
@vektracaslermd743
Ай бұрын
It may be reasonable to consider reducing the number of options internal medicine is exposed to.
@frederickheard2022
Ай бұрын
Emergency Medicine just had two caffeinated protein bars while dictating notes on three cases.
@sammiller6631
Ай бұрын
@@frederickheard2022 caffeinated protein bars? I thought Emergency Medicine was more of a Soylent drinker for lunch.
@jonathanbelfire
Ай бұрын
Now that's an interesting idea. We may want to run a controlled study to determine the efficacy of this approach vs an approach where internal medicine does rounds on all the nearby food locations.
@YRO.
Ай бұрын
@@jonathanbelfireI reckon we'd conclude that one approach significantly reduces the period preceeding the instant in which the food is ordered. Can't say which for sure. We need to put them to trial.
@uuytk
Ай бұрын
I'm sure Texaco Mike has all the food they may need, tacos, Thai, Italian, you name it
@HisameArtwork
Ай бұрын
and with what ever meat they could possibly imagine.
@KK-ef1ow
Ай бұрын
He has Thai Italian Tacos
@dr.floridamanphd
Ай бұрын
But he’s 150 miles away from the Glaucomflecken General so not really an option.
@peternicol3439
Ай бұрын
@@dr.floridamanphd With his Swamp Boat he can deliver anywhere
@NoIngNames
Ай бұрын
It's only reasonable to use his MRI/Cat scanner's heat exhaust as a cooking device
@tuckerprice9663
Ай бұрын
As an IM intern, “that’s not unreasonable” is just becoming a reflex response to everything.
@emrebozlak2510
Ай бұрын
Most likely a reflex response
@masterofdesaster8
Ай бұрын
Secondary to post-graduate medical education?
@talithasuya8908
Ай бұрын
@@masterofdesaster8 LOL
@roberthunter5059
Ай бұрын
But what about when it IS unreasonable?
@newengland8126
Ай бұрын
Not unexpected.
@Blackwoodcwc
Ай бұрын
The randomized controlled trial is actually the best suggestion there. Because it declares that you are going to try all of those options over multiple days thus deciding multiple weeks worth of lunch all at the same time.
@mustang8206
Ай бұрын
Smart man
@pillinjer
Ай бұрын
Sadly for it to be a true control, you need an unbiased sample. So another department tests all the food. Now which department to choose as a sample is an interesting problem…
@tankerkiller125
Ай бұрын
@@pillinjer All of them, screw the hospital shareholders, they can pay for lunch for everyone over the course of a few weeks for a bit.
@BrunoHenrique-bg8kj
Ай бұрын
@@pillinjer The only rule for the control group: They can't admit in the IM department or loses food privileges
@johnyarbrough502
Ай бұрын
Pretty sure there should be a multiple regression analysis of the trial results before we make any decision. Better not to be too hasty.
@andrecarpenter2432
Ай бұрын
“I don’t eat” “Im buying” “I love food” felt that one
@waffles3629
Ай бұрын
Same lol 😂
@TansyBlue
Ай бұрын
Yeah that one made me sad ;-;
@chrisschanno7572
Ай бұрын
Insurance company response: Your preauthorization for Thai food has been declined. Our "best practices" protocols indicate that the covered Vending Machine sandwiches are sufficient meeting the caloric needs of individual.
@BrunoHenrique-bg8kj
Ай бұрын
Hey Doc, the Insurance company needs a better report for the food order....
@Jason-ix1yn
Ай бұрын
Sorry, they only cover generic soda.
@ferisera
Ай бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa-sandwiches? When those peanut butter crackers are available, and will offer just as much nutritional value, and more protein?!
@kkirsch3583
Ай бұрын
@@Jason-ix1ynthat would be tap water!
@SabrinaPhynn
Ай бұрын
Shakes fist- UNITED!!
@pablorosada9788
Ай бұрын
Ortho comes from around the corner: "Med bros! I brought a bunch of food from that new Thai place! Here, have some!............ So I have this patient-"
@SabrinaPhynn
Ай бұрын
Ortho would probably get his admissions all taken care of that way- and consider it a good investment. 😉
@robertr911
Ай бұрын
Ortho makes 5x the salary of IM so prob would "buy" consults like this every day!
@yochva
Ай бұрын
_OMG IT'S EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION IN ACTION._ The neurodivergent resonance is strong with this one.
@T3hXinro
Ай бұрын
Eventually it's been 16 hours, all of the restaurants are closed, and they wind up eating the sandwich they left in the breakroom yesterday, just like me.
@yochva
Ай бұрын
@@T3hXinro You can see Green Scrubs already did that. **lolsob**
@MsVilecat
Ай бұрын
I feel so called out
@JDrapic
Ай бұрын
My family eventually went with an elimination method. Is there anything someone doesn't want? And then start narrowing down from the remaining options. It's sometimes easier to nix things that we don't want instead of trying to figure out what we do lol
@taliag09
Ай бұрын
And I end up just being the med student
@jennymckenzie5304
Ай бұрын
I wonder how IM proposed to Mrs IM. "I would say it is not unreasonable to consider marriage." "I agree, it would not be completely unreasonable to consider matrimony." "A gentle proposal. As tolerated." "It would not be unreasonable to consider this proposal as a potential life path." 2 hour conversation on one knee with a ring.
@dragons7764
Ай бұрын
😆🤣😂😄
@talithasuya8908
Ай бұрын
😄
@taliag09
Ай бұрын
As tolerated lmao
@belacickekl7579
Ай бұрын
And then it takes them 8 years to weigh all the possible alternatives for wedding planning! 😂
@BrunoHenrique-bg8kj
Ай бұрын
Dont start the proposal without the outpatient care plan and knowing previous diseases
@PWLfr
Ай бұрын
The med student "not really eating" until the attending buys it
@dragons7764
Ай бұрын
Attending: "You sure? I'm buyin-" Med Student: "OK!! ... I - I love food!!" 🤣😆
@raphaellavictoria01
Ай бұрын
When I was doing the IM rotation in med school, I learned to eat so fast that it remains a problem to this day. I have to carefully pace myself if I eat with others. 15 years later 😅
@anonymoosewastaken
Ай бұрын
and thus the cycle begins anew. godspeed, phil.
@AstralFireIX
Ай бұрын
This channel has taught me that if I ever go to med school, there is a not-insignificant chance that I would plausibly make a reasonable candidate to go into Internal Medicine or a related field.
@cristiangdc618
Ай бұрын
Internal medicine is just superior to other specialties in every single way. We’ll love to see you here. Most likely. I’d not refute so easily.
@BrunoHenrique-bg8kj
Ай бұрын
Say with me "the clinic is sovereign"
@Liriq
Ай бұрын
as tolerated
@tractorlawnmower
Ай бұрын
Ah yes, someone else is buying, the great hunger maler
@icecreamheadache
Ай бұрын
In the background: the intern paralyzed by considering all the possible consequences of eating the food she's eaten a thousand times before
@frederickheard2022
Ай бұрын
“Most likely secondary to caloric deficit” 😂😂😂
@KayPrescesky
Ай бұрын
I cracked up laughing because that sounds like me when I haven't eaten in two days or have the munchies because my med finally kicked in and I want to eat half my kitchen, pantry shelves included. lol
@oceanfox0953
Ай бұрын
Ah yes the turkey sandwich that got Bill comes back again
@JvA_MM_1910
Ай бұрын
The doctor learned his lesson and packed a lunch 😂
@anthonyhamline1030
Ай бұрын
I retired from engineering as a mechanical designer. If you ever asked a couple (or three) different engineers for advanced calculations for a given problem their answers would be all over the place. Their butt covering when asked about the differences in answers was always "I had to make some assumptions".
@jamesmatthews291
Ай бұрын
And if you ask a physicist, their covering phrase, hidden away somewhere, is "...modelled as spherical [whatever] in a vacuum..."
@dylutant
Ай бұрын
@@jamesmatthews291 I mean, as a physicist, that's because people usually ask either the simplest case or have no idea of the difficulties in a real-world scenario. Finding the trajectory of a metal ball (approximated as point mass) thrown by a person (force/energy given on the point mass small enough to render air drag as unnecessary complication) is a kinematics problem that barely needs trig. Finding a trajectory of a realistic bullet in air (drag proportional to velocity squared, momentum of rotating bullet) with wind from the side (force over bullet's side silhouette expressed as pressure)... that's college-level mechanics problem involving a differential equation that will almost certainly invoke special functions. But to people who don't do STEM, it's often "basically the same question."
@hiltonian_1260
Ай бұрын
But Thai and Tacos both start with T! How are we going to assign letters to the variables? We’ll have to establish a variable assignment committee.
@maurmi
Ай бұрын
Yes, that too with 5 different arms!
@cdub42
Ай бұрын
Thai gets theta, tacos gets tau. Time to eat. Sincerely, Neurosurgery
@Peppysgirl
Ай бұрын
Apparently I missed my calling as an internal medicine doctor because this is me trying to decide lunch for myself
@jerryc3050
Ай бұрын
lolol, this was me ordering lunch with my professors during grad school!🤣Great job, Dr. Glaucomflecken. Sent me down memory lane. 👍
@Woodshadow
Ай бұрын
Bill would never talk back like that. Way to go Phil
@Sap3r3Aud3
Ай бұрын
Meanwhile, me and the other surgical resident on call: - I’m hungry! - Sushi? - Sushi.
@amywong1
22 күн бұрын
As is appropriate! In the world of surgery, it's simply: to cut or not to cut - that is the question. The rest of the soliloquy is for internal.
@suzibaileystone2402
Ай бұрын
Durga, an Indian goddess has 8-10 arms…she must be the goddess of Internal Medicine….”on one hand….on the other hand…..on the other hand….”
@Marewig
Ай бұрын
"...on the third hand....on the fourth hand....on the fifth hand...."
@rlee024
Ай бұрын
don't forget the ethics approval!
@frankwest5388
Ай бұрын
The ethics committee has declined the request to order pizza, due to time related concerns
@ferretyluv
Ай бұрын
And IRB!
@captainsavem
Ай бұрын
Med student: hey im good with anything, bbq, tacos, Thai food **hunger intensifies**
@SuzReag
Ай бұрын
The doctors I know, let's get a nurse to order for us
@infin1ty850
Ай бұрын
I have no experience with the work dynamics of the medical industry, but I definitely had this exact same exchange when I was a data warehouse developer and the boss would suggest a team lunch.
@thewhitewolf58
Ай бұрын
My mother does this. She proposes what we should get and after we agree she works her ass off to argue that we do not like it and should get something else. Then tells us that she does not like "being shut up" when we tell her just to take her win. Worrying can really wear a family down especially when it is worrying for the sake of worrying.
@I1like1wood1ash
Ай бұрын
Saying this as someone who can be like that: she sounds incredibly high strung, wow. I hope she finds an avenue to improve her anxiety.
@wolfs6686
Ай бұрын
I just don't make any decisions for which there are no RCTs as a basis
@MJ-98
Ай бұрын
The med student dialogue is so accurate it's dangerous. Don't give us away Dr. G! "Most likely secondary to caloric deficit"
@privacyvalued4134
Ай бұрын
Why not just let Jonathon decide for everyone for a whole month and have him send a group poll right before ordering to determine how many people want lunch that day? People can suggest options but he is Jonathon and knows what is best for them.
@PhrontDoor
Ай бұрын
Reminded me (strongly) of Doug Adams HHG with "we are philosophers, though we MAY not be"...
@sunirmaladak889
Ай бұрын
This reminds me of what my senior said: " In internal medicine,there are no wrong answers."
@PrimitiveFuturologist_YTC
Ай бұрын
… I always knew you were Impressive Dr. G. I… damn. I never knew how much. All of y’all need to fall down the rabbit hole I did and learn about this man’s life, attitude, how much he’s given. Thank you, sir. WF FTW
@Fizzgigzig
Ай бұрын
The junior docs just need to stand near the nurses looking forlorn and hungry.
@toldt
Ай бұрын
I heard they finally decided on Thai, but by then the restaurant was closed.
@MrDoenyon
Ай бұрын
At this point I think if IM were to be asked to choose between two options at gunpoint, they'd still argue about it.
@krystlehsu133
Ай бұрын
Planning and Ordering lunch was the highlight of my morning rounds. The best is when the secretary called the attending that there’s catered drug rep lunch today and the attending speeding up rounds.
@savvaspapadopoulos7214
Ай бұрын
As a surgeon, one of my favorite pastimes is to needle my fellow IM friends, but sadly I must admit that this is not a phenomenon exclusive to them. That's also what happens when you ask your friends at a gathering "what should we order?" More options, more indecision, because nobody wants to impose but nobody is totally happy with the other's choice. Twenty minutes later, no order has been placed and everybody is hungry and grumpy. Voting on 2-3 specific options is usually the best tactic.
@Dino14345
Ай бұрын
I work with engineers. We have a lunch spreadsheet. You can either get what you got last time or edit the sheet. Restaurant is picked by whoever is presenting that day
@janharris8672
Ай бұрын
As an engineer, I approve this method.
@MatchaCocoaDog
Ай бұрын
"We all have hunger, most likely secondary to caloric deficit!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paullambert5843
Ай бұрын
The sandwich is a metaphor for [insert medical practice you don't like]
@ferretyluv
Ай бұрын
Phil is a hospitalist.
@justavideodiary
Ай бұрын
I work at a university and this is essentially all our meetings
@kevinmurphy5506
Ай бұрын
Thanks Doc. It was needed at a time like this.
@NexusGamingRadical
Ай бұрын
I love how through your previous videos. I totally get this now.
@bjgould83
Ай бұрын
As a doc w 34 yrs experience, your videos are very relatable, irreverent and hilarious. Keep up the great work!
@laurensplompen
Ай бұрын
The way the guy in charge IMMEDIATELY answers a sentence that contains the turn of phrase "I don't disagree it may be possible" with "continue" is such a good indicator of how their communication is in sync. It would take a regular person at least a beat to parse that.
@shansbo217
Ай бұрын
The way he just started eating his sandwich 🥪 is priceless. 😂
@absolutetuber
Ай бұрын
people often wonder how i can just go all day without bothering to eat. "are you hungry?" they ask. "are you on a diet?" they ask. I tell them, "no, residency just permanently numbed me to hunger" I can go all morning and afternoon without even realizing i haven't stopped to eat.
@timothyburrows9622
Ай бұрын
While Phil is the new medicine whipping boy I hope that Bill comes back in August for fellowship.
@Tanpossible
Ай бұрын
Did a WR with a GIM consultant. After ruling out potential causes, and careful consideration of so many drugs, he decided to monitor the patient!!
@Insaneman22
Ай бұрын
Then they spent the next 12 hours discussing all food options.
@DavidEason-ui5ty
Ай бұрын
All I know was a patient who ended up in the hospital for 3 days because of a kidney stone thank for for you interal medicine docs you saved my life
@dineshveliath
Ай бұрын
for ortho its clear : either vodka or brandy
@sweaner8994
Ай бұрын
I was expecting Phil to pull out a can of diet Shasta like a real resident would
@mfd1993
Ай бұрын
The interns and residents rom Glaucomverse could definitely benefit from seeing CGPGrey videos of voting, notably the "Quick and Easy Voting for Normal People".
@ruankane4755
29 күн бұрын
"most likely secondary to caloric deficit" got me good lol
@flockofone9214
Ай бұрын
At our hospital, Ortho always wanted Korean (Pho), Peds always wanted Panera and IM would eat bagels at morning report then pray to have enough time to eat again in the next 24 hours.
@Ceibhfhionn
Ай бұрын
Of topic, but pho is Vietnamese.
@SuiLagadema
Ай бұрын
Somebody should do a documentary on internal medicine. Sadly they'll debate for 7 years before coming with a suggestion.
@keith_5584
Ай бұрын
You cant just jump to Lupus, I mean BBQ.
@KerryLuckett
Ай бұрын
Yep, I’m chomping on my packed lunch while everyone else “figures it out.”
@bigjollyeammon
12 күн бұрын
As an internal medicine physician I can verify that this is what is happening in my mind all day every day.
@spectroxis6418
Ай бұрын
I feel personally attacked by this video; it hits too close to home 🤣🤣🤣
@ballisticus1
Ай бұрын
If Texaco Mike doesn't have chicken on a stick, I will be very disappointed
@RiotRabit
Ай бұрын
The difference between intelligence and 'smart'. Internal medicine: intelligent. Guy at the end who had a sandwich on-hand: smart.
@wordsfindme
Ай бұрын
The most unrealistic part is the attending saying "I'll buy".
@jimpartridge9634
Ай бұрын
My PB&J titer is dangerously high from residency
@WasabiSniffer
Ай бұрын
lol oh Phil, he's only just begun his descent into madness
@decussatio
Ай бұрын
And that's the reason why im a family medicine doctor. We eat when we get to. We are doing a lot of stuff internal medicine does and may operate on your toe nail aswell.
@Paul-mx8sf
Ай бұрын
Aaaannd that is why I found a Internal Medicine internship that didn't do teaching (dick around, learn nothing, do nothing) rounds. Spot on as always!
@osmosisjones1001
Ай бұрын
I feel personally attacked 😂😂😂😂😂
@robt510
Ай бұрын
Another potential alternative… Texaco Mike’s 2 star Michelin restaurant / gas station! Just walk by the MRI that he’s got in the back and write it off as a business lunch. 🤓🤣
@Ceibhfhionn
Ай бұрын
The excess heat of the CT-MRI machine makes its top a great griddle unless I've gotten my lore mixed up and he's already figured out a way to harness the thermal energy.
@ItsJennNotJenny
Ай бұрын
This is just my daily internal dialog 😂. Too many options! 😅
@annbreen1910
Ай бұрын
God bless you all, able to bear hunger. I woulda been out the door & running to get ANY FOOD.😂.😅
@bigidea121
Ай бұрын
Is that Bill Bill? He upgraded from a raw potato to a sandwich. 😆
@user-vu8nd7bs6g
Ай бұрын
As a internal medicine doctor of south korea, i can understand this interesting lunch conference 100%.
@T123456788
Ай бұрын
As a transfusion medicine doc, i literally jumped a little every time you said TACO.
@5911Faraar
Ай бұрын
In IM, you never go wrong with RCTs! 😂😂
@bootsmade4walking
Ай бұрын
If we do the randomized control trial, does that mean all our meals can be funded 👀👀 *starts grant application *
@MAli-rw8ko
Ай бұрын
😆 yep that’s me when discussing with my family what to order for dinner 🥹
@notagiraffe8228
Ай бұрын
Unsurprisingly, when i Johnathaned for Emergency, they never took this long deciding. Or any time really.
@1AlexanderCole
Ай бұрын
This is how my internal dialogue is for every meal until I get so hungry I have cereal again.
@clplusp8762
Ай бұрын
That sounds so spot on😂! Coming from an IM background, I recognize how we can sometimes communicate with partial ambiguity.. 🤦🏻♂️did I just do it again?
@pauldegregorio6432
Ай бұрын
That internists could agree to leave a burning building would be shocking.
@c0ronariu5
Ай бұрын
When I was a student, it was my job to save the team by interrupting the round so we could attend Grand Round - via the staff cafeteria.
@ClarissaRose
Ай бұрын
That’s so crazy!!!! And the poor resident and med student who one just gave up and the other was so confused!!!!
@ebubechiibegbula5968
Ай бұрын
And that ladies and gentle men is internal medicine...
@sc100ott
6 күн бұрын
This is why so many IM residents go into cardiology-The stent company rep would have already brought the Thai food, and the pacemaker rep will be arriving with the Taco buffet in about 10 minutes.
@perryh.-r.4419
Ай бұрын
If i had become a doctor i think i would have gotten along well with internal medicine
@muzzammilsuleiman7118
Ай бұрын
Okay I love how at this point, without labelling I know who the attending internist and his colleague is, the resident standing in for bill and the med/student or intern 😂😂😂
@LordRichieliu
Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@CircleOLove
Ай бұрын
This leaves me speechless -- and hungry!
@andromedatonks60
Ай бұрын
The randomized controlled trial reminds me of how my dad (a radiologist but big into clinical research) taught us about double blind studies by doing taste tests to see if we could tell the difference between red, yellow, and blue tortilla chips 🥹💜 My sister and I both do scientific research now
@lancedicker858
Ай бұрын
I hate to admit it, but I definitely use some of those phrases in my notes. 😂
@Phage-
Ай бұрын
I come from SA, and lived most my life in Thailand. I get so confused when they say, “I’m feeling like having Thai today”. And then proceeds to pronounce the Thai food so wrong😂
@Phage-
Ай бұрын
SA as a country, or ZA. South Africa
@VoidWalkerOblivion
Ай бұрын
Surely, Phil should ask the nurse to advise. Then you can simply keep repeating "I believe the nurse has the clearest understanding to the need and urgency"
@Verity2true
Ай бұрын
Good to see Phil still has not become completely defeated yet
@michelleponzio
Ай бұрын
When I worked IM, my doc would hand us his card and tell us to get whatever, but grab him a couple of burgers. We usually just wound up ordering McD's.
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