Aye jones brought his homies crawford and winslow, guess he got bored😆
@liamhurlburt9794
2 жыл бұрын
hey at least Jones is heading home! (for now)
@rodU65
2 жыл бұрын
JONES or the doctor are faking it, no ones need sooo many colonoscopies 🤣
@Roanmonster
2 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't get bored after spending so much time in the hospital waiting for your doctor to send you home
@jasonvargas7564
2 жыл бұрын
@@liamhurlburt9794 don’t worry he’ll be back tomorrow
@margaretquinn915
5 ай бұрын
@@rodU65xçxxçxxxxççxx ,
@sheilam1130
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny! Disposition and discharge answers are quite understandable when you consider the intern being young, nervous, cocky, and impulsive on his first week.
@lachyt5247
2 жыл бұрын
Medicine is hilarious, we use all this super esoteric jargon then get pissed off when new doctors don't immediately know what it all means.
@rog2881
2 жыл бұрын
@@lachyt5247I hope he does one about abbreviations
@Dancer10105
2 жыл бұрын
Lol right
@nela3986
2 жыл бұрын
No. Not understandable. If that ever happened I would wonder how he managed to finish university... Here it's funny tho.
@sandrahunter8661
2 жыл бұрын
And MORBID (morbidity) thoughts of the death of mankind 🤣
@purplemanatee
2 жыл бұрын
"Sounds pretty morbidity to me" as someone who does public health this hit me somewhere deep in my soul on a level I can't even begin to describe
@yvefrancois5928
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing! Public health crew!!!
@dancechica
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@deeceepnw
2 жыл бұрын
Disposition: grumpy, bashful, sleepy,…☠️😂😂😂 No worries! Attendings and senior res are epic quarterbacks.
@crytyping.
Жыл бұрын
FACT: 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy
@MsJoyce31202
5 ай бұрын
😊
@amandasunshine2
2 жыл бұрын
When my dad was in the hospital, the nurses were so awesome with little 8 year old me. They actually took the time and wrote notes for each of my beanie babies I had "admitted" (I taped them up, one was in a cookie box with a napkin sheet and a Hi-C juice box straw as a ventilator). They wrote things like "[the bunny] is really pinking up today!" (It was a pink bunny) A couple of decades later and I will never forget what they did for me and him ❤
@princess7jasmine
2 жыл бұрын
You made their day as much as they made yours.
@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, the mental image of the beanie baby on a Hi C ventilator is just melting my heart lol
@arcanisdove
2 жыл бұрын
Aww
@---nobody---
2 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely adorable! Both how the nurses were with you but also the whole medical set up you made for the beanie babies. 😂
@camreyes1819
2 жыл бұрын
that is adorable!!
@maryamalkhairy2547
Жыл бұрын
Aah, the beauty of language. Its diversity according to context never ceases to entertain nor educate. Well done, doc! Sehr gut 👏
@fumeeadonis4894
2 жыл бұрын
The ending!! Triple-check everything! 🤣🤣🤣
@killiansirishbeer
4 ай бұрын
That part really got me 🤣🤣🤣
@perrygriffin8900
2 жыл бұрын
I'm an intern and wanting to put something snarky about a patient's mood next to "dispo" is an actual struggle ahah.
@zepylos
2 жыл бұрын
Always believe in yourself. I can work it into psych admits sometimes!
@JessKalinow
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a veterinarian, so similar experience, but I have code words: a-hole cats= feisty and straight demons you gotta sedate to touch=fractious
@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
2 жыл бұрын
@@JessKalinow At my vet's office they call it "short kitty minutes". You know, instead of "hellspawn".
@awfulknight3344
2 жыл бұрын
perry griffin...... my god
@captainnemolostintheocean1652
2 жыл бұрын
What is "disposition" in the hospital?
@rattandeep
2 жыл бұрын
Does this jones guy get a frequent customer discount?
@lisacallan5462
2 жыл бұрын
As a frequent customer...there is no discount but we do get privileges in other ways 😂 like knowing how to ask for things or what to ask for, the ability to troubleshoot our own IV machines, stuff like that
@georgewang2947
2 жыл бұрын
He's met his deductible for life
@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
2 жыл бұрын
@@georgewang2947 Hah! If only 🤩
@captc502
2 жыл бұрын
Awww man all of these :( such memories I appreciate those who looked out for me while I was being dumb
@Mononitol
2 жыл бұрын
Every single video has been outrageously entertaining
@Doc_Schmidt
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@tweets009
2 жыл бұрын
i like how they act like parents when they're just like "check up on them and know what they're actually doing"
@lollsazz
2 жыл бұрын
I totally believe some students are like that. We had one who was told not to carry acetone around in an open container because it evaporates. What did she do? She placed the open container on a table and thought everything was fine -_-
@Acidfunkish
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao wat 😅
@souronthedeceiver2583
2 жыл бұрын
That hurt cause they must have lost common sense
@xAmendaaa
2 жыл бұрын
In the lab we learn to put our lab coat over it when walking around since its not that dangerous but the smell is jsut annoying. But generally dont walk with open chemicals and keep it under the fume hood
@lollsazz
2 жыл бұрын
@@xAmendaaa It's not good for your nervous system. I liked to do my nails about every day for a while, and I actually felt my brain slow down. We have aluminum foil at the lab for the purpose. We re-use it, and otherwise keep things in the fumw hood
@xAmendaaa
2 жыл бұрын
@@lollsazz thats why we just use lab coat to cover it. Thats good enough. if we do that we dont smell it. Tho there are always student who clean the beakers with aceton and dont dry them and then u get a wiff of it and its like ughhh. But now im thinking about it we never carry acetone around its usally ethanol. And if we are its usually those flask thingys
@slc1161
Жыл бұрын
Boy do I get it! I will never forget when an intern walked into a patient's room that was an MI in progress and announced that she was his first patient ever. Both the patient and I said to get out. Everything turned out okay but we had to have a come to Jesus talk with him.
@allisnelson
6 ай бұрын
Awwww. I remember these interns. It’s like a golden retriever puppy. Want to give them pets and they are SO EXCITED, but they also pee on the floor and chew your shoes.
@jhope3225
2 жыл бұрын
Learning Medicine is learning a new language! Sometimes it feels like your in different world when experienced providers talk. Wild!
@doctorroda
2 жыл бұрын
Real life footage of my intern year
@jennybarton6057
Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@quintonowens7330
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who is chronically ill and in the hospital I'd like to say interns are exactly like this. I've literally had to explain how to screw in the tube on my own iv for a blood draw
@1970Mom
2 жыл бұрын
The intern was drawing blood?
@LeeAnneRMT
2 жыл бұрын
That being said whenever I see anything from any of the specialties working with my son they always make a point of saying what a happy nice boy with a good disposition.
@crimsondragon2677
7 ай бұрын
He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
@TheGoddessOfYaoi
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I feel this so hard... I always feel annoying for asking questions to have things spelled out for me, but I cease to function (out of embarrassment) whenever this happens. A little while ago, my boss asked me about my PTO and I just looked at him, lost. And I squeaked out "...whatispto?" PTO stands for "paid time off" for anyone that was like me and didn't know. 😅😅😅
@sarahbaer1593
2 жыл бұрын
Lol please triple check everything he does today
@Letsmakelemonade
Жыл бұрын
Soooo on top of being underpaid, overworked, overestimated, under appreciated, etc on top of everything you’re supposed to babysit interns? How do you even do it! You guys, seriously, thank you 🙏
@jnolen74
Жыл бұрын
my favorite are the interns who call hematology demanding a peripheral smear. When I point out the manual differential is in the chart they snap that they want a peripheral smear…usually I let the Abbott and Costello go on a round or two before I explain.
@Verdant11686
2 жыл бұрын
We're so lucky we have our senior nurses to keep an eye on our interns 😂
@lilyilyily323
2 жыл бұрын
Aw God bless mr jones is finally getting to go home!!!!!
@lenalongbottom80
Жыл бұрын
at first I was like 'oh well that makes sense" but we got further and lost more faith in humanity
@charlie15627
2 жыл бұрын
It always makes me nervous when my blonde, female appearing nurse has clearly forgotten to shave.
@driftingdruid
6 ай бұрын
not knowing which word is being communicated when is relatable on a microscopic level to me
@cddagr
2 жыл бұрын
No wonder Mr Jones isn't able to leave the hospital. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EM-mk8jk
2 жыл бұрын
love how quickly he speaks! and the last 2 seconds was so funny
@jnad05
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha we had this policy in our school that the months before becoming an intern we have to ask the current interns what or what not to do, ignorance is not an excuse and we get eaten alive for not knowing.
@DominoPivot
6 ай бұрын
I was an intern for the IT department, it was quite an experience. So many acronyms, so much jargon most hospital employees just assume you understand even though you don't have the right to use the software you install for them cause you aren't a doctor 😂
@EmSaysHeyy
Жыл бұрын
It just sounds like he hasn't been getting enough sleep. He's a bit loopy, but he's trying his best.
@tatikagila5057
Жыл бұрын
A discharge summary for every bodily discharge? That's sick... Haha.
@iciclecold2991
Жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah... I'm not in medical, but I deal with the same thing every time we get a batch of newbies.
@jeanetteraichel8299
2 жыл бұрын
That's when you ask administrators to look at his qualifications and see if he actually went to medical school....
@Uatemydoodle
Жыл бұрын
"Are you ready to be discharged?" "Yes." "Okay, here I come." "AYO! WHAT U DOIN???"
@Jon-jk8vd
2 жыл бұрын
to be fair this is everyone at some point in time
@stevechance150
6 ай бұрын
We use cool abbreviations to make us sound even cooler. PRN for the Latin "pro re nata", which sounds so much cooler than "as needed".
@queenelizabeth4242
6 ай бұрын
Oh the responsibility falls on that charge nurse❤❤❤
@scenepunk09
5 ай бұрын
This is like if he had a twin medic or a freaky friday and switched lives for the day.
@kelly1827
2 жыл бұрын
I was a paramedic and precepted students. Another preceptor told their student that they needed to be more "personable" with pts when taking Hx's. Shortly after the student is interviewing a woman in her late 30s, and asks if she has any children. The pt says no, and the student tells her that if it's because she's infertile they have specialists for that and she could see one 😳🤯🤬. After transferring the pt the preceptor questions the student who defends themself by saying that Preceptor X told her to "be more personal" with pts 🤣🤣🤣
@Just1Nora
2 жыл бұрын
Ooof...that's not the right kind of personal buddy... 😬
@gregariouslyme9492
2 жыл бұрын
Huh… Jones really goes through it at this hospital
@m8trxd
Жыл бұрын
This why the best pre-med is working as a scribe before med school!
@mariegraves8202
2 жыл бұрын
It's Morbidity and Discharge for me.😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@kimandmiked
Жыл бұрын
this is the greatest medical field short form video ever made
@CasuallyShadow
2 жыл бұрын
I'M DYING AT THE WAY HE SAYS WHAT IT'S SO FUNNY
@tanishkanagar5756
2 жыл бұрын
Well the part I got was when he said "please triple check whatever he did today!" Hahaha lol
@kellsbellls
6 ай бұрын
"Pretty morbidity sounding if you ask me" 😂😂😂😂
@diane9247
2 жыл бұрын
Oh DANG, for a second I thought Jones was finally going home!
@SoldOut4JESUS
6 ай бұрын
As the southerners say BLESS HIS HEART
@davinatest8467
Жыл бұрын
The King of double entendre
@bland9876
Жыл бұрын
My friend said the girl he was hanging out with was "pretty Randy" and I'm like that's a weird name for a girl.
@catoverlords9560
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making these videos 💕 they're funny, witty, accurate and educational - plus, you look stylish as heck in that blonde wig, Dr Schmidt!
@joed180
Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% the corporate version of this.
@seajelly2421
6 ай бұрын
Hahaha. I'm not in a medical field, but at the interview for my very first job, the committee asked me if I was "bondable." I answered "yes, I tend to get along well with people." They said *nothing* 😂 Just looked at each other and then moved onto the next question. The memory still makes me cringe.
@FiscoDiaz
2 жыл бұрын
Currently living this suffering. Hope it ends soon
@caitlin2649
Жыл бұрын
I'm a new nurse on an OB floor. I page the residents often if there are any problems with my patients. The other night I had admitted a baby, just a couple hours old, and noticed she was having retractions and nasal flaring which are signs of respiratory distress. The family medicine resident on call came to see her and I had the pulse ox on. She was hovering mid 80s. Normal for adults is 95-100. Babies after they're a couple hours old should be pretty close to that, or at least 92%. The resident just kind of stared at the pulse ox, stared at the baby, then looked at me with clearly no idea what to do lol. Then she asked if it is supposed to be 100 lol. Needless to say, we pulled NICU in to assess and she ended up going to nicu for meconium aspiration and needing high flow oxygen. It's funny how often the residents ask the nurses questions. I'm a brand new nurse so sometimes it's like that spider man meme where they're all pointing at each other because they're the doctor, they're supposed to make those decisions lol.
@Tea-chip
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t remember the vocabulary from me school but he totally remembered his middle school vocabulary
@ZekeBittersweet
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing what it would be like if Amelia Bedelia worked in a hospital setting
@Doc_Schmidt
Жыл бұрын
I love those books 😅
@trinzangtrinzang5549
2 жыл бұрын
Lol. Oh gosh... sometimes we do end up in dumb nurses and clueless docs just like that..., I have few personal stories...
@WiggyWamWam
9 ай бұрын
I thought he was going to say that being dumb was a morbidity 🤦♂️
@fbbWaddell
2 жыл бұрын
Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's garden.
@cathyjayy
2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but these videos give me life !!
@cathyjayy
2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are SPOT on 🤣
@archangeljegiudiel1494
4 ай бұрын
The intern might not get it, but this really does speak a lot about the English language.
@awritersheart
Жыл бұрын
It’s like if Amelia Badelia was a med student
@jacquelynejohnson9127
2 жыл бұрын
Oh God! As a retired nurse this is funny!
@CCUKevin
Жыл бұрын
When I was a new EMT a nurse asked me if the car crash patient was restrained. I interpreted this to mean like handcuffs and it led to a very confusing conversation.
@mrtoolegittoquit2
2 жыл бұрын
Actually cracked my nuts laughing so hard
@sarbe6625
Жыл бұрын
They're still learning the language, they'll catch on in time.
@nathanielhoward1498
2 жыл бұрын
Triple-check his work!!! This kid needs be fired!
@kathleengreen9660
2 жыл бұрын
OMG,🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is what lack of sleep does to you.🤣🤣
@susandunn7207
2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens every summer in every teaching hospital
@muhsalihu
2 жыл бұрын
Within three months, they will be acting like geniuses once they get the hang of things.
@jenniferharris1280
2 жыл бұрын
July 1 yupyupyup
@1970Mom
2 жыл бұрын
@@muhsalihu self confidence is a good thing. Cocky arrogance is a no-no.
@muhsalihu
2 жыл бұрын
@@1970Mom totally agree ma'am.
@Tia-Marie
2 жыл бұрын
A&D must love that intern.
@FaithPetrov
Жыл бұрын
Dr. Schmidt, you are both handsome and talented. God Bless you and enlighten your road🇨🇦🌷🇺🇲🌷. I am Canadian and will complete the clinical part in Russia. Faith.
@rachelheflin0584
7 ай бұрын
I had covid so severe that was in ICU for 10 days . And 14 days on the floor I came home and weaned myself off oxygen in a week. I will never trust anybody ever again because I got sick at the Dollar Tree and the woman said that the girl thinks she might have covid. So then I had to call the health department on the Dollar Tree because the fact of the matter that they did not care about my health and well-being knowing that I had comorbidity that would impede my health. I told them that I was immunosuppressed I told him that I cannot be around people who are highly contagious and all the sudden the other and they didn't care and then when I told him about my congenital nystagmus they said I never told him that I was disabled so yes do not work for the Dollar Tree it's the worst place to work and they do not care about you or what they do to you
@coconutsciencegirl9232
5 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 as a nurse…yup! I’m always like I mean he’s fine but…he’s a little off…mentally….
@eveleynce
Жыл бұрын
"what's his disposition" "out of this fucking hospital is what"
@bigbluepachyderm7999
2 жыл бұрын
This was so much help, and so hilarious, thank you!
@amylandry4108
2 жыл бұрын
The wigs are freaking awesome 🤩😆😂
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
Жыл бұрын
He didn't have any discharge. 🤣
@rachelallison6651
2 жыл бұрын
So what do they mean when they say disposition? That's the only one I couldn't quite get
@pterocardio
2 жыл бұрын
"Disposition status: The status of the patient recorded at the conclusion of an Emergency Department (ED) or Urgent Care (UC) facility visit. Disposition status options included in this report are: - discharged home, - expired, - admitted to an inpatient bed, - transferred to another site, -left against medical advice or before discharge, and -left without being seen."
@rachelallison6651
2 жыл бұрын
@@pterocardio thanks so much!!
@gingerhebblethwaite
2 жыл бұрын
@@pterocardio What kinds of options might that include? This isn't something we use in the UK so I would answer like the intern if someone asked me this!.
@ninjason57
2 жыл бұрын
It means where does the patient go after leaving the hospital. Home? rehab? assisted living facility?
@joywebster2678
2 жыл бұрын
Where is the patient going next? As the answer in the skit was, stay in icu on high oxygen then in 2 days to regular nursing floor.......you could say...what's the plan? But disposition also is used because hospitals want to know the movement plan or use of beds in the hospital over next 24hrs beyond just one patient, to know if they will have enough critical care beds open to do elective surgeries, handle traumas,. So there is patient discharge planning as mentioned in second half (about each patients plan), and plans for disposition of patients more meaning bed use in the hospital.
@teripenny3335
2 жыл бұрын
Always good thank You! I think he’s nervous 😬 I’m also wondering if I’ve ever acted that way……
@Lillpixeychic
2 жыл бұрын
Why is healthcare in Michigan so very very bad? I’m asking for basic care covered by my insurance And they act like I’m asking for them to pull unicorns out of their butts! Why?!
@JU1CEEY
Жыл бұрын
This was me asking what disposition is this week 😂😂😂😂
@AmandaDixson
2 жыл бұрын
This took a dark turn real fast.
@h.seanhsu8965
Жыл бұрын
I bet this is one of those guys who'd actually write something to the effect of purulent discharge on the chart.
@-cMc-
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the end. I slowly realized that's not the right answers to the questions. The doctor looked really concerned and requested to have everything triple checked hahaha 😆
@Anaa646
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, this is really clever!!
@IFONnoli
2 жыл бұрын
This had me in stitches. Who is this intern that is so clueless and confident? 😂😂
@cherriberri8373
Жыл бұрын
Yeah i feel like "tripple checl everything he does today" applies to me whenever my family gets a sneak peak into how terribly i fumble through life
@TheDramacist
Жыл бұрын
That does explain some of the piss poor discharges I have to try and do a medication reconciliation from #grumpypharmacist
@xylophoneboi
2 жыл бұрын
"yeah will do :Dd" cracked me up omg
@Dancer10105
2 жыл бұрын
Poor Jones this man is going to be there for more than 200 days
@michellestrehle548
Жыл бұрын
This explains SO much!
@Rika.-_-.
9 ай бұрын
That last one made sense but I didn't get any of the others..
@jhetdizon1013
2 жыл бұрын
Triple-check everything! Hahaha! Hi Dr. SCHMIDT! New subscriber here from Sydney, Australia! Stay safe. God bless you.
@Doc_Schmidt
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the support! I really appreciate that!
@yeetghostrat
6 ай бұрын
And this is why I didn't bother aiming for the medical field. This would be me on a really bad brain fog day. Which is every day. Even if I am intelligent enough not to make these mistakes, when I'm in the moment, wires will get crossed and glitches will happen.
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