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@ieremiaanae6220
3 жыл бұрын
Why can't Erin the erintainer act like you?????
@FuligJakab
3 жыл бұрын
No, sorry, the secondhand embarrassment was too strong with this one :(
@aracelyallred3862
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he was genuinely blushing made it even better!
@pa902
4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@GiftSparks
4 жыл бұрын
He was great!
@MADDMOODY516
4 жыл бұрын
THE WHOLE TIME
@Enzorgullochapin
4 жыл бұрын
This is how Canadians talk IRL ;)
@phillip2169
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I only noticed as I saw this comment
@robertaxel
4 жыл бұрын
The uncomfortable looking around after he described how to kill the fish, was great comic acting....
@Cuzjudd
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
@alexandrinaaa1274
4 жыл бұрын
That out of context...
@mopnem
4 жыл бұрын
Dude realized he just spent $27 for no reason whatsoever lol
@recoveringsoul755
3 жыл бұрын
I had a guy describe in great detail to me how to skin and gut a deer. Told me how beautiful the lungs of a deer were. Asked "Have you ever held lungs?" uh, yeah this was the 4th time I saw him and he just saw me in a coffee shop and sat next to me and started talking. I didn't see him again after that. A bit too early.
@shadowr2d2
3 жыл бұрын
Everything was going great. Until he mentioned gutting the fish 🐟.. He could have asked. Do you eat fish 🐟 as well.? This was just Awesomeness hands down..
@kespie23
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t recall giving my permission to use my dating life in this video
@garyha2650
4 жыл бұрын
Remember to like, everybody, the world needs to discover this, they are geniuses. Genii
@gasgano8255
4 жыл бұрын
I would love to state the same except i'm not moving any closer to the cute womans table get me out of here
@razmataz13drums
4 жыл бұрын
oh, kevin! hey even if you fumble through it, trying is always good
@francescademaio2639
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@kimbadull6448
3 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😂🤦♀️
@adamthapazz4137
4 жыл бұрын
You are soooo underrated I swear
@Weirdo0258
4 жыл бұрын
Adam Thapazz i second this. Just discovered her this week..This is one talented sketch writer.
@ProfMannion
4 жыл бұрын
This is way better content then the SNL sketches they are doing at home. The production and jokes are better. How has Netflix not called her?
@wjohnsonism
4 жыл бұрын
Brad Foster ..I’m sure they will.
@dsmr3297
4 жыл бұрын
She is amazing!
@thepanman8
4 жыл бұрын
@@wjohnsonism or lorne michael will. Its time for a changeup on SNL
@EmperorRahem
4 жыл бұрын
omg, who's this guy. He nailed this role
@Cuzjudd
4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Kelly
@caitlinjopepe541
4 жыл бұрын
Douglas Nyback!
@EmperorRahem
4 жыл бұрын
@@caitlinjopepe541 thanks! :D
@m.m7732
4 жыл бұрын
EmperorRahem plot twist he ain’t actung
@sadmermaid
4 жыл бұрын
bruh it's at the end in huge letters
@kasianyland9248
4 жыл бұрын
The “so you’re a vegan” was too good
@johnnyfrankenstein0123
4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, this video was just pure gold
@floris_fireball6587
4 жыл бұрын
Rip fish
@ac9h482
4 жыл бұрын
@@floris_fireball6587 LMAO
@zemoxian
4 жыл бұрын
@@floris_fireball6587 Fish are tasty if you’re not vegan or allergic.
@EwgenijBelzmann
3 жыл бұрын
@@zemoxian Fish are tasty either way, it's just a question whether you get to try it.
@appleseedgames6934
4 жыл бұрын
A film where flirting is represented accurately, good to see
@zemoxian
4 жыл бұрын
Geeze. I suck at normal conversation. If I had to flirt I’d die. I guess it’s fortunate for me that I’d have already determined why I’m not likable and suffer in silence. Self preservation sucks.
@roseover340
4 жыл бұрын
Jamal Wills rip friend
@BillClinton228
3 жыл бұрын
I didnt see any flirting being done.
@roseover340
3 жыл бұрын
Yo I think there was definitely some, but not all of it was
@whaddup5417
4 жыл бұрын
I just lost it at “do you tinder?” The best cringe humor is the most depressingly accurate.
@Greengooneer
4 жыл бұрын
I swear it’s going to be just like this when we’re out of quarantine.
@KemalPiro
4 жыл бұрын
- "I was exactly wondering if I could sit with you?" - "Why?" That's a deal-breaker.
@AnselSf1
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think someone who actually says that, IS breaking the deal. If they’d be happy to have you sit, they wouldn’t ask why.
@TheYoutubsucks
4 жыл бұрын
Jeah, I'm not 100% behind that, my sister has a lot of these stories, where she gets hit on, but genuinely doesn't realise it. The only reason someone would come over to her would be to ask for a chair, so she is actually confused as to why they would talk to her otherwise. Approaching someone has become so rare these days, so if you do, make your ententions clear.
@SatumainenOlento
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheYoutubsucks Hhahhhhaaaa....This is SO ME!!! My best friend gets great laughs about this, because she is like: "You are taking this 'oblivious to advances' to a totally next level!" It did not even register to me that a man was interested or had a crush on me when he asked me: "How is it possible that you are still single?" and other time this SAME MAN hold my hands and we had a intense stare to each other's eyes. I just thought. "What a funny incident! He is just a nice guy. It felt nice to have that lovely moment of experience with him. I like connecting with people.".... LMAO I have since got wiser on this front. But it is still very likely that if somebody asks if they can sit with me I will ask: "Why?" And have done that many times before. So, why am I still single? LMAO well, there is plenty reasons for that hahhhaaaaa :D :D :D Great to hear that I am not the only one! Sending much love to you and to your sister!
@Liam-rn1qb
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he went up and started talking to someone with earbuds in focusing on a computer screen, which to me reads as a definite "hey don't start accosting this person, they're probably busy"
@glauciamsq
3 жыл бұрын
Same. I never understand when I'm being hitted on. It takes a couple of tries, but when I do get it, it's fabulous
@laurendenouden8144
4 жыл бұрын
So you're a vegan😂😂 The writing and acting in Julie's videos are wickedly smart and funny. I am bingeing since the time travel pandemic one that I have watched over and over
@deefee701
4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Sending it to friends instead of seeing them. Pandemic isolation, of course.
@heybuddy7410
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@nikitadarokar4427
4 жыл бұрын
Same!! I discovered her channel from that vid too!
@kayelle8005
4 жыл бұрын
I’m like a crack addict. I’m trying to limit to six a day.
@AndrewCortesi
4 жыл бұрын
Same! She is super talented, along with the writing and camera work.
@afrOmainnia87
4 жыл бұрын
"Not that I think your value as a women is associated with being cute" lol I died. I need someone to say that to me
@jondunmore4268
4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, your value as a woman IS associated with being cute. Because the genes that make you cute are selected to aid you in procuring mates, to pass on your DNA.
@flowersafeheart
4 жыл бұрын
@Charissa I would love if someone said that to me after complimenting my appearance. Even if they said it awkwardly.
@zemoxian
4 жыл бұрын
@@jondunmore4268 I’d ask “who thinks that way?” but apparently you do. Value comes from getting to know a person. If all you know is they’re cute, you know nothing of their value. I feel a rant coming on so I’ll suppress it.
@jondunmore4268
4 жыл бұрын
@@zemoxian -- You're right. I only date TOTALLY UGLY PEOPLE.
@Pete...NoNotThatOne
4 жыл бұрын
Next date I go on, I’m going to say “Do we speak person now?” If she gets the reference, she’s a keeper.
@cmptar
4 жыл бұрын
jesus christ this was brutal. I loved every bit of it.
@RockySmithsen
4 жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty interesting once he got into fish talk though, props to him for going that much into detail for the role
@elizabethborkland7419
4 жыл бұрын
I knew when he started talking full on about killing the fish that she was going to be vegan and that hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣🤪
@alexfischer2527
4 жыл бұрын
same here! that pun was announcing itself. wonderfully executed though.
@froggydoodle808
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this vegan thinks that taking into account the level of suffering that a certain killing method inflicts on a fish (even if it is "for the flavor") is a step in the right direction.
@whydoIneedthis_
4 жыл бұрын
@@froggydoodle808 yeah, I'm sure the fish would agree with you
@froggydoodle808
4 жыл бұрын
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 in case you are asking in good faith, I don't kill insects, except the occasional mosquito. I try not to cause suffering to anything that can feel pain. We know that "higher" animals can feel pain (see the 2012 Cambridge Declaration on Consciousness), but we don't know as much about insects. Still, I've seen insects react like I would when they're injured, so I err on the side of caution. (Also, I think it's sweet when wasps and bees "buzz" me when I get too close to their nests, instead of stinging me. It's cool to think we're communicating across species-lines!)
@froggydoodle808
4 жыл бұрын
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 interesting thought experiment! No, I wouldn't kill anything or anyone unless there was a really good reason (which, of course, is subjective - another reason to err on the side of not killing!), but I also think a lot about how a single death affects other individuals, like if an animal gets shot or run over, did it leave behind dependant young, or a bonded mate? For humans, of course, I think about the grief of those left behind, as well as practical matters such as financial difficulties, funeral arrangements, wills, etc. I do strongly support euthanasia, though: there are fates worse than death!
@josephquek1593
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAH this is actually gold. Nice job on the content
@julienolke
4 жыл бұрын
thank you thank you!!
@katherinepem6676
4 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke Dude, you make the best vids!
@unitedstatesirie7431
4 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke funny. UNITED STATES I. R. I. E. Investigation Research International Educator The real "X-Files" US 4252935977 AGENT Sinne'
@joealtmaier9271
3 жыл бұрын
Guy nailed "uncomfortable, putting myself out there, nervous"!
@ScottSilva
4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if I could sit with you? Why? 😂😂😂 OMG the look and the "Why" burst out laughing. Loved the awkwardness. Great job!
@JosephSchneider26
4 жыл бұрын
So... is there a method for killing an evening as painlessly as this fish?
@yadhukrishnaspai
4 жыл бұрын
yes, put a hole in its brain, it dies even before the pain is felt. Bonus points for it taste better as it was not suffering. Source: kzitem.info/news/bejne/tYlqp4FvpoKJYG0
@JosephSchneider26
4 жыл бұрын
@@yadhukrishnaspai I don't know whether you misunderstood me or you're trying to continue the joke...
@phillip2169
4 жыл бұрын
@@JosephSchneider26 I mean... that would... kill ... the evening I'll show myself out
@WillieStubbs
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Hannibal Lecter could answer that, LOL.
@jamielondon6436
3 жыл бұрын
If there is, it's not this. ;-)
@markfeland2285
4 жыл бұрын
Julie you really should be on SNL. Teaming with Kate McKinnon would be hilarious.
@ademiranda2
4 жыл бұрын
I see her style more like Anna Kendrick
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
4 жыл бұрын
@John Duke well pete Davison sure seems to be doing alright
@stuartlarkinmadtv
4 жыл бұрын
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 he had little to none comedic ability to begin with
@flowersafeheart
4 жыл бұрын
@John Duke What do you mean SNL kills careers? Just curious what you mean.
@flowersafeheart
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I hope Julie auditions for SNL and posts her audition video! Or practice an audition video on KZitem, get feedback in the comments, then make an even better one?
@CarlForde
4 жыл бұрын
Julie is clearly wearing a ring. Was waiting for someone to mention it.
@azrin
4 жыл бұрын
So was the guy haha!
@monkiram
4 жыл бұрын
Is she married?
@Tondadrd
4 жыл бұрын
So they are married. To someone each. Ugh, social clues, I never notice them...
@Cicelyqed
4 жыл бұрын
Seems like an easy mistake to fix... Unless the characters are trying for an affair
@tripdiz1341
4 жыл бұрын
@Azrin Hilmi his ring is on the right hand. Hers is on the left. Seen hers in numerous vids. Stay safe everyone!
@Dakarai_Knight
4 жыл бұрын
She really has a knack for capturing awkwardness
@DMM-cv5fh
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love it! The joke about her causing the fall of the USSR we completely something I would say on a date. Thank goodness I’m married and my wife just nods along with my weird nerdy jokes
@TomHarrisonJr
4 жыл бұрын
OMG, this is horrifyingly accurate.
@beverleynunes2795
4 жыл бұрын
This is so painful to watch but so good 😂😂
@Sakura-oc9lh
4 жыл бұрын
"Talking to a person is hard" Lol
@lukefarrell117
4 жыл бұрын
This is like if casually explained had a movie budget
@gastronomist
4 жыл бұрын
2:05 "a joke" - My parents have told me about those. Back in the olden times when people talked face to face, they would tell each other stories with humourous climaxes and make puns and so forth. My parents talk about weird things.
@Evanz111
4 жыл бұрын
I love the cafe with the fridge, piano, bookshelf and microwave combo!
@bosslady1914
4 жыл бұрын
Dang, this is deep. Brilliant.
@JosephSchneider26
4 жыл бұрын
Rookie mistake. To a vegan you say: "It was nice to plant you."
@SeanTube2099
4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Schneider 👏🏾👏🏾
@hansgruber788
4 жыл бұрын
nah i believe the correct response is "piss off"
@alywi
4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha -the pun loving vegan laughed heartily
@monkiram
4 жыл бұрын
@@hansgruber788 Hmm, sounds like you're a really good time on dates. "You like pineapple on pizza? F you date's over!"
@mitubogoogle
4 жыл бұрын
😀
@NadiaRoberts93
4 жыл бұрын
Omg I laughed so hard when he said “oh I see you are vegan” after explaining how he has murdered those fishes. I was so grossed by his description but then hearing that finding actually made me laugh.
@jonahsmittens9274
4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, you create the best cringe. It was palpable! Love it. XD
@broadwayroyale1990
3 жыл бұрын
He is so adorable, especially when his face turns red.
@highdough2712
4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I haven’t been single since, well basically the internet started. I dont think I could do this.
@Tzippora100
4 жыл бұрын
It's so annoying. I wish I lived before the internet.
@pieter-jandeboeck2595
4 жыл бұрын
"Why?" Lol, the smile of death. Surprised he didn't die.
@woodstoney
4 жыл бұрын
Looks down..."So I see you're a vegan..." :) Great moment after his fish story. Foot in mouth for sure.
@outsideredge
4 жыл бұрын
Julie your channel is one of the best things to come out of this pandemic and you have mastered the art of satirical awkward cringe. Love your vids, all the best.
@davidnelson4960
3 жыл бұрын
This is so understated. Much better than mirror Julie. This may be the best Nolke short I have ever seen. So sublime and candid.
@toothpastehombre
4 жыл бұрын
This underrated IRL. That vegan delivery, even though we all saw it coming - beautiful. Like a train crash aboutto happen that we can't stop but still can't look away from....
@Kalooookalay
4 жыл бұрын
As always, creative & entertaining! Loved it!
@jamesbrousseau2159
3 жыл бұрын
😆 totally laughing out loud when he described the fish kill. ..then, "oh, I see you're a vegan?" 1/2 punch
@LBrobie
4 жыл бұрын
omg, watching this made me so uncomfortable, just because they were so uncomfortable and awkward. which means, it was great! lol!
@haldorasgirson9463
2 жыл бұрын
The fish cleaning bit was so true to my life.
@galactus8407
2 жыл бұрын
I'm taking notes on dating tips from your channel. It's gold. Keep it coming!
@angadsingh9314
3 жыл бұрын
That USSR was hilarious. I laughed at that for like 10 seconds
@jeremy__3909
4 жыл бұрын
Damn!!! Great content!! That's what we need right now!! Thank you for all you do!!!
@robintatem1450
3 жыл бұрын
Delivery of the last line was golden!
@raylouis4926
Ай бұрын
Julie's a comedic genius! Love her😂!!
@kilbeam99
4 жыл бұрын
"talking in person is hard" Tell me about it
@danieldaniels7571
4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan the easiest way to overcome that is to not give a fuck
@katebet07
4 жыл бұрын
This is gold! Recently tried the whole online dating thing...and this is not far from the very, very funny truth!
@joysavesworld
4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, that last part was way too relatable 😂
@jonathanliu5205
4 жыл бұрын
"no.... I had a two week trial..." "they sort of... Stop existing..." "I don't think that's an exit" gold. how many takes did you guys do? Brilliant acting but also near perfect editing - please keep putting out videos for the next 100 years.
@chasbodaniels1744
4 жыл бұрын
Julie’s vids are soooo well done. She has multiple gifts for producing sketches.
@WithTheGrain527
4 жыл бұрын
julie was recommended by youtube... here I am, 2 hours later... amazing
@CraigH999
4 жыл бұрын
Freakin' hilarious - you know they nailed it when you are feeling awkward while watching. Awesome social commentary as well - it's this kind of intelligent humour that made me a new subscriber to the channel. Be kind, be safe, peace to all.
@GinkgoJoe
4 жыл бұрын
Outstandingly excellent awkwardness for the win! You rock. (So does the side kick and whoever filmed and edited and whatever....)
@pinkdust
3 жыл бұрын
As a vegan, from the moment they started talking about fishing I saw it coming XD Excellent video, the acting is great !!
@EdwardT9
2 жыл бұрын
Great punchline, just amazing.
@inegma
2 жыл бұрын
"well, you can get tinder plus" i literally bursted out laughing, nice!
@lexconor8498
4 жыл бұрын
The guy absolutley nails it. They both do! Great script work.
@Kattywagon29
2 жыл бұрын
Julie looked like she wanted to "stop existing" after that fish story. LOL 😆
@anaa9245
4 жыл бұрын
The commercial for this video was a man teaching how to slice meat for their masterclass
@TheKeeroop
4 жыл бұрын
Your videos are making my quarantine so much better I’m seriously binge watching them
@StingrayMM20
4 жыл бұрын
I saw that punchline coming the second her smile started fading. And I f&@king loved it.
@TehJumpingJawa
3 жыл бұрын
lol, the punchline of that sketch was pure gold.
@neilh.4385
4 жыл бұрын
The level of awkwardness was too great, I couldn't watch the entire video. But that's exactly the point, and it was fantastic. Take my updoot
@rassp3860
4 жыл бұрын
And this is my greatest fear...that our kids truly won’t know how to talk to a flesh and blood, in-person human. This was great. I laughed, then I cried a little, then I laughed some more. Thanks Julie
@sushmitakhole5198
3 жыл бұрын
She has such unique topics, god she is sooo TALENTED!!! Love it♥️
@manos-oliveriversen2112
2 жыл бұрын
Julie Nolke is the epitome of a what an ideal woman should be: Smart, funny, witty, talented, charming and gorgeous! Aside from that, she has the perfect eye for what is going on in the world. We are living in times of a tragic reality where things that should be self-understood and natural (e.g. people socialising) are far from normal anymore. And yet she has the gift to turn it into something funny every time. I'm hooked on your videos. This, gentlemen, is what makes a person not just pretty, it makes her BEAUTIFUL !
@toastonwaffles
4 жыл бұрын
I love sketch artists. I don't know why. It's just very fun fun to watch well-written short films.
@ChrisTheKid83
4 жыл бұрын
Incredible acting
@TheKingFriday
4 жыл бұрын
I am using that USSR joke. I laughed out loud at that one.
@b.benjamineriksson6030
3 жыл бұрын
This is way better than Tinder...
@LazarusRose
Жыл бұрын
It's sad when ingenious sarcasm is actually absolute truth. VERY well-done. And sad. Ineffably sad.
@bralex6669
4 жыл бұрын
You're a great actress. Well, the writing is good too, but your acting, specially body language, is what truly hits the home run and makes your sketches soo nice.
@margaritalopezcrook8776
4 жыл бұрын
Cringe has just taken a whole other level.
@RobertSmith-ch9jj
4 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness is palpable. Good job. 👏🏻
@EmilyOlson
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant punch line!! 😂😂
@thekatcurtis
4 жыл бұрын
THE ENDING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KatasaurusRexxed
3 жыл бұрын
That "Why" was awesome.
@evanbarnes9984
3 жыл бұрын
Wooo! 1990, baby! Me too. So far I'm not too stoked on 31, hope it's treating you well
@lunachiaraa
4 жыл бұрын
currently binge watching all your videos!! you’re an amazing actress and if it’s you who writes all these scripts then you’re such a talented writer as well !! i am stoked!! as someone who acts in their free time it’s cool to see comedians on youtube who can actually act well (sorry if that didn’t sound humble) but yeah thumbs upppp
@jaredcampbell
4 жыл бұрын
lol one of your best. I laughed many times. Thank you!
@Dued12341
4 жыл бұрын
The "eat meet" was perfect.
@timothywright1318
4 жыл бұрын
This is better quality than most of CBC’s TV show productions.
@RuskePerson
4 жыл бұрын
Omg this was brilliant.
@osodelososos5552
4 жыл бұрын
This is such an insightful look into what it’s like to date these days. So funny and cringey at the same time. Great writing and acting!
@danieldaniels7571
4 жыл бұрын
Justin Samuels it really sums up why I continue to stay in a relationship that I’m mostly miserable in.
@fupduck1865
4 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel and it is helping me with my stress and anxiety so much.
@larset9
4 жыл бұрын
I've just stumbled into your channel. Julie, you are so hilarious. Even though you are acting, you always have an underlying sense of the real you in these characters. I could be wrong, because I don't know you, but there's an authentic realness to your skits. Thank you, I'm really loving the channel.
@chimpresto
3 жыл бұрын
she is a stunning actress!
@zak2210
4 жыл бұрын
Hey just found your channel! Love the sketches they're so funny!
@chy03001
4 жыл бұрын
So glad I'm already married and don't need to deal with this anymore~
@kresivarivkah612
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@JH-tc7wb
4 жыл бұрын
here here
@gugumavundla
4 жыл бұрын
Me too! Whew 😅
@playdg
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely. When you're married, you already know the answer is no.
@ThisisDaniel
4 жыл бұрын
Nice to e-meet you, the most common greeting of 2020 x
@sssophie9292
4 жыл бұрын
This has the perfect amount of awkwardness and comedic timing.
@davidstoyanoff
3 жыл бұрын
Julie congratulations on 750000 subscribers! You're a real Gem and I love your comedy
@jfr7160
4 жыл бұрын
And close... hahaha! Great job everyone!!
@dudleybarker2273
4 жыл бұрын
so wonderfully uncomfortable. you nail the ordinary so well.
@inhaledexhaled5460
3 жыл бұрын
Ive never even experienced these videos first hand and i fucking love them😂😂😂 they seem so relatable BUT IVE NEVER EVEN FUCKING HAD THAT SITUATION BEFORE😂😂😂
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