Phil revealed the living situation accidentally during his "why I can't stream earlier" rant a little while back. Waking up at the same time as Kat would "throw the whole household into chaos". He obviously schedules his life to make sure he spends as little time with her as possible, when waking up at the same time as your wife messes up your life... You don't have a good marriage to say the least.
@J.A.Z-TheMortal
4 ай бұрын
He wakes up earlier and goes to sleep later than her just so he can have more alone time to pull more Hogan's
@WASD-MVME
4 ай бұрын
I think she does the same thing
@vulgardisplayofpink5668
4 ай бұрын
He wakes up later so he doesn't have to help with the household chores.
@JamesMorgan-ne8qu
4 ай бұрын
Tyrone isn't a morning person, dood!
@Baronvonkame
4 ай бұрын
Even the most charitable version where he just doesn't wanna be in eachother's way is kinda dire. Like did he fuck up her morning once or did she fuck up his and he flipped out In curious.
@BrandRedacted
4 ай бұрын
He will always see those Argentinian memberships as "worthless" instead of an opportunity to provide entertainment for those who got the free memberships and maybe sway them to want to re-up. Sad
@ruthvnhglindsayqkm-qq5nm
4 ай бұрын
He is an impulsive gambling addict he just thinks about now not the future
@the_king_bro_pros9370
4 ай бұрын
I would too at the end of the day it's still a contribution
@OneCentWonder
4 ай бұрын
I always thought it was obvious that Kat is nothing more than a beard for Phil. Hes very deeply closeted
@USS_Sentinel
4 ай бұрын
Phil seems like he straight up does not like women.
@TheDarkQueen89
4 ай бұрын
It shows, the Re-Ackackacktion streeam he got so happy seeing the pr0n. Had it been pr0n between a man and a woman he would've been so pissed off.
@TheDarkQueen89
4 ай бұрын
My comment got hidden lol, but yeah he definitely is deeply closeted.
@edyfofashow
4 ай бұрын
@@USS_Sentinelhe talks about ass a lot cause he likes to play with his own 🤮
@Oddrat255
4 ай бұрын
@@USS_SentinelPhil likes women but only if they’re cooking and cleaning for him, basically to fill the mom role.
@Oddrat255
4 ай бұрын
I don’t believe for a second that Khet actually cares about spending time with this guy. It’s obvious when she was on stream they have no chemistry whatsoever.
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
My dog has a better relationship with the UPS guy.
@kdot8340
4 ай бұрын
He married her to make pandalee jealous.. its pretty obvious
@Kawiboy
4 ай бұрын
@@colddeadwitch😂😆✌️
@Vibechecks
4 ай бұрын
He probably pays her to come on stream and to call her his wife. You can tell she’s disgusted by him. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s saving up to move out
@WASD-MVME
4 ай бұрын
PayPal needs to ditch his ass
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
PayPal is straight up a detractor if that happens.
@MikeTheD
4 ай бұрын
Phil hopes Khet gets sleepy early so he can jump right into WWE after the night stream.
@BroneOppa
4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine after stream on wwe champions he becomes bossmanjack Rolls in with 300$ in dent tips on the day and starts pulling "...dude cmon" "YES! Okay..." "Dude..." "DUDE!" "....its all gone dude I hate my life!" Then scowls the rest of the night while getting drunk till 2am internally cursing his viewers for not stepping up more
@Bicilixarmy
4 ай бұрын
Phil needs a hype man. Like Paul Heyman.
@pflaute
4 ай бұрын
Pretty pathetic for a guy who sets his own schedule to complain about putting work into his business
@BroneOppa
4 ай бұрын
Imagine him working an on call retail stocking job lol, getting told when he has to work. Uhh I cant work tomorrow I need to go shopping dood! Youll be off by 4 plenty of time to shop after Go shopping AFTER working all day!? Dood do you understand that could HURT me? Going shopping is a all day EXHAUSTING thing!
@ashleybrooke2087
4 ай бұрын
It's additionally galling when he considers his current business to be, as he himself put it, an insane amount of effort.
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
4 ай бұрын
Dave doesn't understand that people don't owe him forgiveness because what he did was long ago (even though it wasn't long ago but anyway). Plus it is very much valid to hate him for shit he does today
@georgedavidson957
4 ай бұрын
cant imagine what khat's life must be like. Jasper I feel needs an intervention to get him out of there. its a cult in renton.
@christopherrichardson2945
4 ай бұрын
Memberships are useless because he doesn’t get any money
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Yep, so he said in another clip recently that you should reject the gift and buy one instead. Make it make sense.
@UncoloredPageGaming
4 ай бұрын
“Designed these animations from scratch” and it’s AI gifs with colored text, he really loves pretending he’s doing hard work
@veryveryexpert4255
4 ай бұрын
He doesn’t want to pay for these services.
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Yep. Dood would rather have endless money coming in and none going out. He's really trying to get by on easy mode.
@hawg_tv
4 ай бұрын
He can do it all for free on obs or streamlabs or triggerfyre. He’s too lazy to set it up
@javiderivia4224
4 ай бұрын
Divorce saga is so close i can taste it, so we where actually room mates all the time guys it was a buisness relationship all the time i have to lie to protect my self
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
Neither of them could afford a divorce. She only works part time for her medicine and he doesn't have a steady income.
@BroneOppa
4 ай бұрын
@@colddeadwitch yeah I think thats the kicker, shes miserable but has nothing to gain by divorcing she knows he owns nothing but game consoles and they have no kids so no child support income, even if she won the house and car and sent him packing she would have to work full time to afford the bills so its easier to just put up with a wet noodle roomate husband and just play skyrim on the couch with the bills paid
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
@@BroneOppa 🤣 noodle boy. You right too. Neither of them could afford to live alone.
@vulgardisplayofpink5668
4 ай бұрын
@@BroneOppaIf Kat used her brain she can divorce, move back with her family and build herself back up with proper support.
@ashleybrooke2087
4 ай бұрын
They're probably in the roommates phase, as you've said & she has her own personality issues so this might not be the most comfortable situation for her but she probably just makes the best of it.
@runshouse
4 ай бұрын
How many times does he have to tell the story about why companies dont want to work with him?
@Blisterdude123
4 ай бұрын
He has nothing to talk about other than retelling the same tedious boring insignificant petty anecdotes about his past forever.
@doctormalleycat
4 ай бұрын
He's been on KZitem for 16 years dood in case you didn't know that
@baldrkrueger3552
4 ай бұрын
As many times as needed to fit the current narrative, the beggacy depends on it.
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
@baldrkrueger3552 - the beggacy does indeed depend on it! 🤣👍
@librap1880
4 ай бұрын
Hes just getting ready for oic to move in and take over the bills and other things....
@elainewalls1965
4 ай бұрын
Can you believe this clown? He had to sit on his butt and click a mouse around for an extra 30 minutes! If Kat is still there, she doesn't give a flip if you stay in that office 24/7.
@chew8087
4 ай бұрын
Over a half an hour to set up those amazing animations, I don’t know how he does it. The amount of work he puts in is incredible, if only the rest of us worked as hard as Phil the world would be a much better place. Him being a hermit has really warped his view of things
@JaxonRabbit
4 ай бұрын
this was a long rant to say "doing it manually allows me to fake tips"
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Exactly. You can see through his attempts to build a beggacy.
@eggshapedisraelioperative6317
4 ай бұрын
Very subtle 5 minute pignosis session, all I could hear at the end was “tips…tips…tips”. I had better go donate so I can see those jpegs he worked so hard on
@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
4 ай бұрын
So what if he doesn't spend time with his wife? All they do is look at their phones anyway. It's not like they are spending any meaningful time together. She has been faking sick for a month to avoid being around him, so what is this BS about?
@Snakee423
4 ай бұрын
"""""stress"""""
@doomscrivener
4 ай бұрын
One snort over the line Sweet Jesus One snort over the line Sitting downtown at the DoorDash HQ One snort over the line Waiting for my bowels to stop burning, Sweet Kat Hoping that the bathroom is unoccupied Sitting downtown at the DoorDash HQ One snort over the line I just learned about the passing of RatClownCar, a Twitch streamer. He seemed like a cool guy. It should have been Phillip.
@ashleybrooke2087
4 ай бұрын
Sitting in his chair, raging at Street Fighter One snort over the line.
@ashleybrooke2087
4 ай бұрын
So he rants about not being able to get sponsors or other funding but then declares how he is free to be himself since he isn't beholden to sponsors or other funding. Pick a lane.
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Nah dood wants as many lanes as fits the current narrative
@Masamaki21
4 ай бұрын
"That's work that takes a while..!" "Over half an hour to reset all those up." Brother, you don't even make the animations and you're here complaining about spending half an hour setting them up with some ugly text? Never change, DSP.
@user-yr3om5lx2y
4 ай бұрын
Pretends people hate him for things he did "14 years ago" when he did it just last week
@SvenJohansen91
4 ай бұрын
panda lee was annoying af but she actually cared about him, fat khet doesn't give a fork 😂😂😂😂
@lostprophecy7593
4 ай бұрын
Divorce coin going up
@crhistiancisneros3150
4 ай бұрын
Nop. she have nothing she Will be with him forever cus hes better than live in the streets
@javiderivia4224
4 ай бұрын
@@crhistiancisneros3150i doubt they have a pre so she can have half of the pig Pen now bro
@JaxonRabbit
4 ай бұрын
i'm investing, it's going to the moon
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
Neither of them can afford divorce. She only works part time, if that and his income isn't stable. There's no half to anything, he owns nothing and neither does she 😂
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
Cap. They're comfortable just existing in the same home.
@RC-cv3bv
4 ай бұрын
That thumbnail belongs in the Detractor Hall of Fame.
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Automation is now a detractor confirmed.
@Arggonak
4 ай бұрын
"I re did the animations!" - just recolored the text
@JerDog1984
4 ай бұрын
If you ever struggle sleeping, just listen to one of Phil's thrilling stories.
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
😴
@Snakee423
4 ай бұрын
I literally use him as radio sound put to minimum volume to sleep
@999JWforever
4 ай бұрын
I wish I could see what goes on after stream. You know he's just getting drunk and playing wwec all day/night while fat kat eats and games
@bennyblunto973
4 ай бұрын
He probably clinks alcohol glasses with his wife and laugh at how much they scam people , and shout the N word at least 20 times
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
4 ай бұрын
Why is Phil complaining that he can't have partnerships with companies like merch or sponsors ? I thought he wasn't a shill like those big youtubers that are here for the money
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Dood likes to twist the narrative see which one gives him the most donos lol
@derek258crusco5
4 ай бұрын
It’s so great how many people out there really hate Phil 😂
@daddybrian11
4 ай бұрын
It’s really nice how dsp talks out of both sides of his mouth 😊
@colddeadwitch
4 ай бұрын
I was scamming 12, 13, 14 people on the regulah
@trolldonlolol96
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheDarkQueen89
4 ай бұрын
If Khet was Jahn Rahmboh he wouldn't be streeeaming at all.
@MikeTheD
4 ай бұрын
He'd be in paradise
@kylekeller1206
4 ай бұрын
4:02 “people might say things that are racist or sexist”. The pigroach is probably just worried he will laugh at these when they popped up because he is the same person he was 14 years ago
@Carl-The-Actor
4 ай бұрын
AHH man I feel bad for the guy. Can't believe he has to spend 30 mins doing something for his "work" and putting new colours on fonts. Guy has got it hard. Come Doody let's go a little easier on him from now on.
@Lostboys1234
4 ай бұрын
Ah yes great way to get businesses to work with you call them stupid 😂
@themarshmallowknownasking671
4 ай бұрын
I love that fact that he could just as easily end the stream, open the door and call down to his wife that he is done streaming but still has stuff to finish up, there is ZERO reason that she couldn't come up into his 'office work space' to chill and hang while he finishes shit up.
@MattyLight816
4 ай бұрын
Divorce arc back on? 😂
@7RmP
4 ай бұрын
You want to Spend time with your wife. Good thing yall are both at home all day.
@TheSlashd0t
4 ай бұрын
Omg poor Phillio! Stuck grinding away in the KZitem mines trying to fix his tip animations 😂
@MaztRPwn
4 ай бұрын
Right. If Phil gets nothing, it’s of no value.
@smoketreez666
4 ай бұрын
Wow this poor guy was stuck up there for OVER a half hours when all he wanted was to spend time with his wife and family. What a hard worker Phil is, sacrificing precious personal time with the love of his life in order to spend a whopping 30+ minutes making stupid animations for the people that throw money at him. Forget the EMT worker who just worked 14 hours, or the garbage collector who has to get up at 1 am to ride on the side of a trash truck in the freezing cold..it's Phil who is a blue collar hero and he does it all for his fans! How inspiring.
@TehReasoning
4 ай бұрын
It's pretty obvious Khet isn't getting her back blown out by Phil in that household but Phil getting his fill instead from sweaty jpeg men.
@gonzo8898
4 ай бұрын
Kat isn’t complaining that Phil is spending extra time streaming. They don’t talk at all except for what she wants Phil to order for their multiple door dash meals throughout the day. Phil willingly showed the world he’s afraid to touch his wife. Every story he tells about Kat is how she makes up some excuse to avoid hanging out with Phil and he’s clueless. The whole point of having Kat answer questions during the co-op stream was for Phil to actually learn about his wife after 5 years.
@NesDogg
4 ай бұрын
So…Kat sleeping downstairs, doesn't use her computer so Phil claims it for himself….we are back to never hearing from her again with only DSP mentions about her. If she hasn't taken off already…she fixiN to do so.
@SvenJohansen91
4 ай бұрын
🐼 > 🐴
@Anita_Hanjaab.
4 ай бұрын
i’ve never heard the word “animations” so fucking much i a less than 10 minute time span
@DubberRucks
4 ай бұрын
Dood reminds me of one of those 🤡 who uses words just to try and SOUND smart. It doesn't work.
@MICHAELILES12
4 ай бұрын
Phil petting his cat at the beginning has massive Doctor Evil energy with all the stupidness that goes behind it sitting in his stupid chair 😂 pure evil 😂
@Dutchmaster707
4 ай бұрын
Anyone with any self and social awareness could see that Khet hates Phil during that stream
@Vibechecks
4 ай бұрын
Still to this day I think he pays kat to come on stream and she’s not really there as much as he says. She’s just a mascot for his business
@Lowenssohn
4 ай бұрын
She's just a piece of property to him at this point. If she is of no value to him at the time she becomes persona non grata.
@emshadows6765
4 ай бұрын
🎶I’m working late, cause I’m a streamerrrr 🎶 dents look so cute, wrapped round my finger 💵
@GinSoakedBrain
4 ай бұрын
Letter to phill from StreamLabs: Hey phill, Love you and your streams. We've been watching you since your Heavy Rain playthrough. That Being Said, unfortunately, we need to close your account. Allow us to explain. You see, we know you do cutting-edge, risqué khantnet bhut, the cancel culture mob has lodged an attack against our bhusness. We just can hold them back anymore. So, we are so very sorry to report that your account with us will be closed effective immediately. We are just too weak (unlike you) and can't fight this movement. Thank you for all you've done for us, Sincerely, StreamLabs
@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
4 ай бұрын
Did OIC show up or something? Is that why he hit all the goals and was in hogan pulling happiness last night?
@derek258crusco5
4 ай бұрын
Phil really needs to get rid of these ugly shirts he wears they are really bad
@wafflebunny123
4 ай бұрын
"coding error" right time to sleep grandpa and man khet saying why are you stuck up there she might be in the same situation as leana semi in love or full in love and phil just wants to bust to doods
@majestictoaster6020
4 ай бұрын
I'm heavily convinced he doesn't even wanna see his wife. If he truly loved her he would take the time and effort to show that. Smh hasn't even taken her in a honeymoon in almost a decade 😂
@90Cmart
4 ай бұрын
2:18 Take them out of KAHNTEHXT!!
@user-yr3om5lx2y
4 ай бұрын
He's just heavily addicted to lying now
@DJDeeCee747
4 ай бұрын
You know, it's always someone else's fault that Philbert has it rough. Troll's fault he can't have stuff, showing his garbage behaviour to people. He copes so hard. Brian didn't seem to buy his "risque" behavior line. The internet is forever Piggy
@hawg_tv
4 ай бұрын
KZitem veteran but don’t know how to do literally anything at all.
@yeahitskade
4 ай бұрын
has no problems whateversoever with the support but let me talk for 10 min about why i need your immediate support
@MrQuijibo
4 ай бұрын
First
@Disc023-ps6le
4 ай бұрын
Not 3st
@jordanbaker2880
4 ай бұрын
I’d love to know how the khantent made say, his Dead Space 2 khammentary any less antisemitic. But it’s OK guyz, he’s changed, he doesn’t hate Jewish people any more apparently 🙄
@nick851
4 ай бұрын
So he said he got off at 9:30 but had to stay a half an hour later to make the new animations or whatever... bjt got off at 11? What happened to the other hour lol... he constantly has to lie about even rhe most trivial shit
@Janopooh
4 ай бұрын
Control 4:30
@MrMimicMonster
4 ай бұрын
20 mintues of work took Philbert days, weeks, even months to "redesign" from scratch give him money dents i mean he had to open up a folder on his PC where he keeps the gifs the dents made so stop being so selfish!
@SheppDawgg
4 ай бұрын
I just want to spend time with my mo-my wife
@Vault906
4 ай бұрын
This was the most pointless story ever.
@Flindo911
4 ай бұрын
If theres one thing I will never get behind is the constant fat shaming deteactors do to Kat, its honestly a really low blow and makes you look just as bad as Phil, like talk shit about Phil for being a bad person, but I have never seen anything Kat has done to get detractors ire other than simply being married to Phil
@kdot8340
4 ай бұрын
Nah see that's why you're a poosee lol she's just as bad as him..otherwise she wouldn't be with him.. its pretty fucking obvious she's a pos human being like him.. she's not gonna see your comment buddy and i kno you want to fuck Khet, so this comment isn't going to you any P from her.. grow a sack or s t f u..beta males really piss me off
@mediokay
4 ай бұрын
Fat shaming aka 'hey maybe lose weight youll live longer' So horrible
@jonathanlewis1981
4 ай бұрын
So we can't shame fat people but we can shame people who vote the wrong way. I hate the modern world it makes no sense it was the other way around when I was growing up
@Carl-The-Actor
4 ай бұрын
I have to agree with you there. Not sure why people are horrible to her. Maybe I'm missing something but I feel really bad for her.
@IIIOldSchooLIII
4 ай бұрын
Agreed. Phil sucks but Kat's never done anything to deserve this level of ire (except being associated with Phil). Going after his seemingly passive wife to get to Phil is pretty wack. It's already bad enough that she's stuck with that moron.
@SecretPaints
4 ай бұрын
More like he’s probably thinking of other sweaty jpegs
@kdot8340
4 ай бұрын
His dents do everything for his channel.. make an the graphic art, the notifications, the editing.. they pay to run his channel.. how is this allowed on KZitem??
@presidentxd
4 ай бұрын
Guy earns 100 Grand a year and does nothing except complain.sits bitching at a camera all day.no wonder hes always drunk i would be to living his life.
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