Welcome to The Sarcastic Traveller's Guide, where we help you navigate Istanbul's delightful chaos-filled with carpet salesmen, endless cups of Turkish coffee, and enough history to make your head spin. From the bustling bazaars to the serene mosques, we'll guide you through this iconic city with our signature sarcasm and wit. Prepare to laugh, learn, and maybe even buy a carpet (or five).
00:00 Intro
00:36 Segment 1: Hagia Sophia - How to Act Like You Understand Its Historical Significance
01:27 Segment 2: The Grand Bazaar - How to Survive the World’s Most Overwhelming Shopping Experience
02:24 Segment 3: Turkish Coffee - How to Drink It Without Choking on the Grounds
03:17 Segment 4: The Blue Mosque - How to Appreciate a Mosque Without Looking Like a Total Tourist
04:12 Segment 5: The Bosphorus - How to Enjoy a Boat Ride Without Falling Asleep
05:04 Segment 6: Topkapi Palace - How to Pretend You Care About Ottoman History
06:01 Segment 7: The Basilica Cistern - How to Explore an Underground Waterworld Without Getting Wet
06:57 Segment 8: Taksim Square - How to Survive the Heart of Modern Istanbul
07:46 Segment 9: Galata Tower - How to Climb a Tower for Views You Could Get for Free
08:33 Segment 10: Spice Bazaar - How to Get Overwhelmed by Scents and Spices
09:25 Segment 11: Istiklal Avenue - How to Handle the Crowds and Find the Hidden Gems
10:25 Segment 12: Traditional Turkish Bath - How to Get Scrubbed Down Without Feeling Awkward
11:54 Outro
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