Leave my Jack alone. What you smug thickos don't realise is that in the simple sentence, 'Is That England?', Jack was making a profound and lucid philosophical statement about the mutability of nationhood and identity. Jack is, if I may say so, a genius. He even has endorsement from the Slovenian philosopher, culturalist and public intellectual, Slavoj Žižek, who offered these considered remarks: "Jack Grealish is my Number One intellectual footballer. He combines footballing prowess with a level of brainpower we have not seen since Cantona. The quip, 'Is That England?', is just pure genius. On one level simple, on another level so profound and thought-provoking that I was dizzy for days musing over the dialectical implications."
@davidshamelashvili7338
Жыл бұрын
spot on mate
@tomrogers7110
Жыл бұрын
@@davidshamelashvili7338 I wish the thugs on here would see sense and recognise Jack for what he is: not just a brilliant footballer, but one of the great minds of our time. A veritable Erasmus. It upsets me to see my Jack insulted like this and I am going to have a long sulk now and cry.
@CondeDeBarca
Жыл бұрын
This guy has a man crush on Grealish for sure, reading way to much into this. Probably just making a joke. But as an Irishman I still hate him for obvious reasons…
@tomrogers7110
Жыл бұрын
@@CondeDeBarca I wish you haters would leave my Jack be. What has Jack done to you? Well? You bastard. I'm thinking of changing my name to Jill, so that me and Jack can be united forever. I bet you're jealous.
@CondeDeBarca
Жыл бұрын
@@tomrogers7110 im irish, and jack abandoned us for the bloody English. He fucking betrayed us, and I’d love to say that he’d betray you, but let’s be real, he ain’t ever even going to consider dating a transgender called Jill who is obsessed with him.
@rolltru
2 жыл бұрын
loool this guy travels all over the country every weekend and he hasn't looked at the map
@CliffTooth
Жыл бұрын
A gps just tells you where to go by steeet it doesn’t zoom out unless you manually do it
@sportsclipz3177
Жыл бұрын
He did get pulled out of school at like 8 😂
@Adz1904
Жыл бұрын
He ain’t the pilot so it’s all good 👍🏾
@JustKrin
Жыл бұрын
However you ask him where a night club is and he will give you the specific coordinates. I love this guy
@gregallen1160
8 ай бұрын
He’s not driver 😂
@amolmehrotra1296
Жыл бұрын
I hope for Grealish sake he was joking. But the look on his face says otherwise 🤣
@user-fm6yf5hh7q
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god football is a thing
@dj71162
Жыл бұрын
Apparently he just found out England won the World Cup in 1966.
@evilivy666
Жыл бұрын
My boy Grealish is too smart for the map😭😭😭
@mashu1766
2 жыл бұрын
When a young professional british player says hes idols are hoddle,giggs, lampard, gerrard then there is hope that they could be gr8 also. But when a player says his idol is a gazza then you know they are gonna be wasted.
@seenumurthi6663
2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic player gazza tho
@seemourbutts6679
Жыл бұрын
Gazza is my wife beating idol when my girl pisses me off. A true generational talent
@dennisgoatimer1079
Жыл бұрын
Well he was a great talent just the media was very harsh hounded celebs kept following them getting into his inner circle he couldn't catch a break
@HEARX
Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious you need this kind of humour in a team or work environment he's a funny guy
@ChrisNUFC92
Жыл бұрын
That's not humour, that's stupidity
@tyger7924
Жыл бұрын
I agree with you that you need humour but this is just silliness
@anarajan152
9 ай бұрын
Ironic how rice told him he looks like a geography teacher when they were dressing up for a photoshoot
@benspiller455
2 жыл бұрын
I know he's a footballer but someone has to do something about this unacceptable level of stupidity.
@straightouttacornwall
Жыл бұрын
Hes played football since he was a kid, the clubs obviously don't do much internal schooling. Can you imagine how many kids get dropped by the academy with zero education? Its criminal really.
@Rudebo
Жыл бұрын
@@straightouttacornwall 👍 right it’s education not stupidity, it has nothing to do with stupidity. And education is overrated anyway so good on him for following his passion and ignoring politics. At the end of the day thats having a good time, not knowing what some lines on a peace of paper are supposed to say about your world.
@justinusjulius5007
Жыл бұрын
@@straightouttacornwall Not sure about other European countries, but in the Netherlands there are programs for the big talents in most popular sports, so the youngsters train optimally for their sporting career whilst receiving education until at least 16 years of age. Now this is best done by the most popular and money earning sport of all, football. Now I know not about any complaints about the achievements of these programs, but I'll assume here that that means it is functioning at least decently. If that is anything comparable to other Western European countries, then England should have a similar system. Which in turn means that this fella - baller that he is and praise be to his almighty calves - is not very smart. That's not a crime. He's the subject of memes like this one for that, sure. And people will say that that does not matter as long as he keeps playing intelligently. Both of these groups of people are right. It comes down to the fact that this man was gifted with above average mind muscle connection to his legs and has worked that all his life. He plays football intelligently, even though he couldn't recognise his own country on a map. He possesses a set of qualities rare enough that it doesn't matter.
@straightouttacornwall
Жыл бұрын
@@Rudebo I would agree but c'mon Grealish is thick as custard! I had no education but I can spot a map of my own country lol
@flapdrol75
Жыл бұрын
@@Rudebo It kinda is tho. If you are a kid you dont know if you will make it in football. If you dont even know the map of your own country you probably dont know anything else either. So yeah, he made it but i bet alot of people that thought fuck school, i follow my passion and did not make it ended up with a really shitty job. Thank god our youth academy has a entrire school on it.Enough players that did not make it.
@areteees
2 жыл бұрын
Almost impressive how thick he is lol
@dennisgoatimer1079
Жыл бұрын
Those calves are something 🤣
@daviddubin6021
Жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when your brain is in the calvs
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
in the bussy, more like
@tdevine3730
Жыл бұрын
He's a legend🤣💚
@bpsolutionsltd209
2 жыл бұрын
This man’s stupidity never ceases to amaze me 🤦🏻♂️💡🥴
@spaceu5004
Жыл бұрын
maybe lack of knowledge, because he certainly is not stupid to play on such a level of football
@guruharefudaneiru
2 жыл бұрын
I mean there is no Ireland on the map so...
@kianmcmillan6316
2 жыл бұрын
There is
@pixxelzz9947
2 жыл бұрын
@@kianmcmillan6316 Northern Ireland only
@blackadder5711
Жыл бұрын
No but there was Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
@skunkpirates
Жыл бұрын
Ireland isn’t part of the United Kingdom.
@dimebag6996
Жыл бұрын
He was born in england
@anonymous_hulk
Жыл бұрын
The only appropriate answer here is "bruh."
@royalhero4608
Жыл бұрын
That's the problem. This is uploaded so we can all laugh with him as a joke, when in fact the lack of even basic basic basic geography is astounding
@joshua_cooke
Жыл бұрын
Your intro is longer than the actual video
@rictic114
2 жыл бұрын
Brains of a gnat
@10dejibest
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@quntface1518
Жыл бұрын
Himbo
@ianroberts992
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was China 😂
@archismanmitra6758
2 жыл бұрын
no lying lads i came here just for those milkers..peace
@odirilegoitseonemathe6138
Жыл бұрын
Link to the video
@Tigerheiress
8 ай бұрын
Is that england ?
@silvanodelazzari8522
Жыл бұрын
Of course, he was ironic!
@pendafen7405
Жыл бұрын
Would love for someone to explain the definition of Irony to him, just to watch the way his face goes through every emotion.
@Luke-oc5kq
9 ай бұрын
What part of wales is he from😂
@itsclassicbants
2 жыл бұрын
Has to be a troll
@OCMRick
2 жыл бұрын
Dunno, he is a Forest Gump level mong (doesn't know what an Encyclopedia is) so I can see it being legit
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
No reason for him to show himself up like that, unless he wanted to seem extra cute and helpless so Hendo would help him and notice him🤷♂
@kpwand
Жыл бұрын
I think Grealish refused to look at a map without Ireland on it.
@CondeDeBarca
Жыл бұрын
Nah he betrayed Ireland
@burntchickennugget3519
Жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until he needs to get home from the pub
@l5kywa1kermemes28
Жыл бұрын
That’s if they let him in
@pendafen7405
Жыл бұрын
Probably how he ends up in so many different beds, gets lost innit😶🌫
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
You have to feel sorry for Sasha. She's earned every penny of the bag.
@bruno5137
Жыл бұрын
Good job he's paid to kick a football and nothing more serious
@athipkarnplumchit5089
2 жыл бұрын
playing football drains brains cells
@MrMooney07
Жыл бұрын
That girl is fit as f
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
Yes, Jack is very pretty and sexy. She needs to stop dressing and acting like such a bimbo, though.
@doomyman
Жыл бұрын
he has two neurons
@unrulyblvssx3022
Жыл бұрын
Who’s the girl?
@hanooltari
2 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of the lady
@beaubobo6378
2 жыл бұрын
Emma jones, she is a sports presenter
@Danno_88
2 жыл бұрын
Jack Grealish
@beaubobo6378
2 жыл бұрын
@@Danno_88 😭😭😭
@VidzMisc
2 жыл бұрын
@@Danno_88 exactement, it’s jack grealish
@thomas-fq1wi
2 жыл бұрын
she's 47 years old doesnt look near that
@snkhuong
Жыл бұрын
Who is she ?
@mayankgoswami3164
Жыл бұрын
Exactly my question mate
@jackharlow6217
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that Great Britain not just England?
@arturzathas499
2 жыл бұрын
yes, BUT, that would be way too much info for this guy
@BenWithington
2 жыл бұрын
No its the UK, Great Britain is just the largest island in the British Isles, but Northern Ireland is also included
@benspiller455
2 жыл бұрын
It's the UK as it includes Northern Ireland.
@gavinmceneff5612
Жыл бұрын
Well he played for Ireland, so I can understsnd the confusion
@dennisgoatimer1079
Жыл бұрын
No he played for the Republic of Ireland he didn't play for Ireland there isn't a combined Irish team
@gavinmceneff5612
Жыл бұрын
@@dennisgoatimer1079 in gaelic the name is Eire which translates as ireland
@dennisgoatimer1079
Жыл бұрын
@@gavinmceneff5612 Firstly I knew that and second of all I don't care. Also that doesn't change the fact that the Republic of Ireland isn't the whole of Ireland
@crow1989
Жыл бұрын
He might be dumb, he might not be. At the end of the day though not knowing if that is England or not has had 0 impact on his life and he is a multi millionaire. How many of you know what your country looks like on a map and are millionaires? Probably not many.
@jacques8823
Жыл бұрын
Kim kardashian made a million dollars by being drilled. Only dumb people think money gives you worth or purpose lol.
@Thatonedere
Жыл бұрын
He aint gonna shag you
@thurmanmerman2720
8 ай бұрын
The magic bean sellers are rubbing their hands with glee!
@markbutler7931
Жыл бұрын
Hes a boss player so why does he care x
@Swingmann23
Жыл бұрын
I double tapped to skip the intro and missed the entire content not going back shit is way too annoying
@pow474
Жыл бұрын
He’s obviously not that stupid ... doing the Joey Essex act and it’s boring tbh
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
Proof that he isn't this thick? Please link, I'd love to see real evidence of him speaking or acting intelligently off the pitch.
@dannykeane333
Жыл бұрын
It is deffo ironic that we all laugh at him for being less ‘intelligent’ than us… But he’s triple, quadruple X the athlete any of us will ever be, and his footballing IQ & ability is off the charts - He is jokes with this stuff though haha
@Roth182
Жыл бұрын
Should probably know what the country that he plays for looks like
@MossB87
Жыл бұрын
If my choice is being amazing at a sport but the caveat is I’m one step away from wearing a helmet and a drool bib, I’m gonna pass
@pendafen7405
4 ай бұрын
The problem and the sad part is that poor Jack's going to struggle when he can no longer play and his looks fade. He can't do anything else, and his capacity to learn is clearly impaired as well.
@louisjardine7919
Жыл бұрын
The fact he plays for England but he doesn’t even know where it is on a map frustrates me so much he doesn’t even realise how lucky he is to play for England never mind Man City what a total and utter thicko 100M for that really?
@rollin2874
Жыл бұрын
100 m for an almost illiterate idiot. Football lol.
@GDime
Жыл бұрын
so his knowledge of geography dictates how good of a player he is?
@flyboy746
Жыл бұрын
For guys who think that he said that because of his stupitidity,he just said that if it is england then no. Because he is from ireland
@HumongousBeastBoi
Жыл бұрын
I'm not from fucking Russia but I can tell you where it is on a map lad
@HumongousBeastBoi
Жыл бұрын
@@flyboy746 what does that even mean?
@justinusjulius5007
Жыл бұрын
Ah, that would explain it. That might be the best call of the entire comment section. Edit: well, turns out his family is from Ireland, but he was born and raised in Birmingham.
@flyboy746
Жыл бұрын
@@justinusjulius5007 he alsa said that he is irish in aston villa
@justinusjulius5007
Жыл бұрын
@@flyboy746 Any idea why he left the Irish national youth teams to join England?
@robertosborne7542
Жыл бұрын
All he needs to do is find the oppositions net.As long as my brain surgeon knew what he/she was doing whilst operating on me I wouldnt care if they thought Cornwall was in Russia or whatever...horses for courses,City arent paying him to give geography lessons.
@namelessclown5798
Жыл бұрын
You do know, that one day he will retire, and for the rest of his life he has to live with what he has earned. I may see some obstacles in his way...
@britishlonghorn6815
Жыл бұрын
This comment cracked me up. Good point, honestly
@iiqspat2629
Жыл бұрын
I would be very worried if my brain surgeon thought Cornwall was in Russia.
@smith8840
Жыл бұрын
It's not even funny, just sad.
@jimbojimbo6873
Жыл бұрын
People calling him stupid when they can’t understand the difference between a lack of experience versuses intelligence 🤦♂️ The irony
@robacid9094
Жыл бұрын
Lack of experience??! You have to be taking the piss? He is 26 years old for Christ's sake. Most 8 year old's can point out where they are from on a map!
@amolmehrotra1296
Жыл бұрын
What has experience got to do with recognising your country on the map? This is some basic shit mate.
@mirkys130
Жыл бұрын
You don’t know the meaning of the word “experience”, the word you’re looking for is “knowledge”, interesting really since you and Grealish both share an absence of this word. One doesn’t understand basic geography and the other basic English.
@intensify5046
Жыл бұрын
u mean lack of wanting to learn, cause he has enough resources at hes hand to do so, hes ignorant cause he wants to, thats stupid yes.
@CondeDeBarca
Жыл бұрын
At five years old I knew where i was from on the map, down to the city and region, you can't say this is lack of experience
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