"You're making up fake words and calling them banks" is one of the best lines I've ever heard
@erintheokay
5 ай бұрын
@@ambylamthat was definitely part of the bit
@beepboopboodle
5 ай бұрын
when jake said fake bank names he was just in character as nick miller lol
@Say_When
5 ай бұрын
That is such a good lie..... It's like finding two cats on the wall... And Charlie tells you he was trying to get the first cat out of the wall with the second cap... Because the first cat wasn't going to come out... Without another cat going in to get that cat....
@uncletom356
5 ай бұрын
@@Say_When The dynamic duo? Gruesome twosome? Not sure what Always Sunny has to do with this comment but great episode.
@Say_When
5 ай бұрын
@uncletom356 oh.... Just mentioning that those bits I'm a genius come from the same place... There's continuity in absurdity stability unearned anger and exasperation...
@lovetrioni
5 ай бұрын
I cannot believe David brought up the Mythic Quest episode. That is my favourite Jake Johnson anything ❤❤❤❤
@friendbesto2599
5 ай бұрын
Do you have a time stamp for that please?
@jimmysmack123
5 ай бұрын
Love Jake. Several years back my wife and I were on a small catamaran in Maui... this was peak New Girl era and Jake and his wife happened to also be on the catamaran. There was only like ten people total onboard so naturally at some point we ended up next to them making small talk. Of course, we knew who he was because New Girl was one of our favorite shows at the time, but as this was like a, 4-hour trip, we didn't want to make him feel weird or uncomfortable so we played dumb and acted like we had no idea who he was. I remember at one point in our convo I slipped and sorta default asked what he did for a living, and he said... "I work in LA" I didn't press any further and moved on to another subject. Looking back, I bet that was a tell... most people would have followed up with a "What do you do in LA?". Then and there, he knew I knew and had been playing it off the whole time... I like to think he appreciated it.
@gwymha
5 ай бұрын
This is the only podcast I look forward to and have watched every episode of and it's 100% because David Cross is the host.
@jsteeles
5 ай бұрын
Every week is my new favorite episode of this podcast lol this was so good
@MickSli6Viewer7Metal
5 ай бұрын
I just watched the clip of Jake's brother cheering in the Steve Harvey show and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time now knowing the full context
@frightmikesart
5 ай бұрын
Forever my favorite and always will be, David you're brilliant and the pod is phenomenal. Please never stop. 😊💙🤘
@TheOldHippiebilly
5 ай бұрын
I love that the grape issue is a recurring theme. Maybe the podcast should be called Fake Grapes: Hidden or Not Hidden? 🤣
@productdesign9626
5 ай бұрын
I like to think they're not even there
@snadylady
5 ай бұрын
And the lack/non-existent reference to the podcast name.
@kennaelise9712
5 ай бұрын
Schrödinger’s Grapes
@TheOldHippiebilly
5 ай бұрын
@@kennaelise9712 🤣
@BRLambert4
5 ай бұрын
6:26 That Russian infused reggae really got me moving this morning. God bless America.
@Smooth_Bandit0
5 ай бұрын
I'm still obsessed with Mr Show. The Ronnie Dobbs reunion sketch popped up again last night as well as the Oh, You Men episode which still make me put the phone or controller down and cackle
@Joseph-m4v5i
5 ай бұрын
these guys are great together
@captainfncreepy
Ай бұрын
This gives so much context for the underground cassette tape sketch from Mr show. Love that sketch. Also I had the farting preacher tape!! Btw, You should get some of the people from PFFR on, I'd love to hear about the wondershowzen days, you were amazing on the 'horse apples' bits. Ooh also Jon Glazer, I'd love to see you guys talk in general.
@FlyoverStatePark
5 ай бұрын
Jake Johnson is an S Tier podcast guest.
@jerryfenski561
5 ай бұрын
Ok, these two are great together. Both quick witted, wow.
@ambylam
5 ай бұрын
when David said Ryan Seacrest is the queen of all media I immediately thought of the video where Britney Spears finds out Ryan is straight lol
@ShawnTylerMusic
5 ай бұрын
This was great!
@serball2010
5 ай бұрын
happy 60 birthday david cross
@crosturtle
5 ай бұрын
Do Adam Friedland. Love to see that reunion
@scrapxiron
5 ай бұрын
27:52 actual beef.
@JM-zp9ik
5 ай бұрын
That drum sound in the theme song is incredible.
@productdesign9626
5 ай бұрын
Sgt Pepper vibe
@eunoicgeniusloci
5 ай бұрын
I love Tim Conway in Bob OppenDorf Goes Fishing
@eunoicgeniusloci
5 ай бұрын
@UCauUcNP4EG13o6AkEKRc6Xg well I’ve got some pretty passionate opinions on Dorf Goes Fishing, but I guess I’d be up for sussing out whether this is a catfish or not.
@dash-x
5 ай бұрын
I’ve followed David cross since childhood and moreso enjoyed his standup. However, also as an insatiable podcast consumer who watches them for years during my daily chores and such… your right about the Name of the pod. In general if your a celeb with a decent Q score your name will be more recognizable and less important really. Also it should be simple so when we talk about it there’s not this whole long confusing thing. We’re more likely to say “did you catch David Cross’ new pod?” Maybe the name “ *David Cross presents: Senses* !” ? I donno. Either way, the show itself will be whether someone consumes. Also just a general note, swear words will never get in the algorithm. ✨🖤✨
@femalehuman7074
5 ай бұрын
Cross's "Google this" commands are enough reason to watch each episode alone. But I about died when he said "well I wouldn't use the f word" 😂😂
@af3111
10 күн бұрын
Dude i have to say, i dont care for david cross's newer specials or his politics but this is low key hilarious. Came expecting cringe genx reddit slop with propaganda in it and found brilliant absurdist anti comedy. Really good
@jonnyincomox
5 ай бұрын
I love how headgum producers are guaranteed to walk infront of the camera.
@BenjaminBunnyGlaser
5 ай бұрын
🍇 Grapes are saying this is the best David Cross podcast since Aparna Nancherla. Other grapes say it's more bestest, but they're grape-ling with their grammer.
@Liz_noise
5 ай бұрын
I remember when the VHS tapes were available for free rental at Kim's Video in New York in the 90's!!
@JamesKean-l5p
5 ай бұрын
What a refreshing change of pace from having interesting guests on! Bravo!
@victorgreen1176
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the farting preacher tip, Dave
@MrATucker88
5 ай бұрын
I can't believe you sat with Jack Johnson for an hour and didn't once ask about his music career! What a missed opportunity.
@meepmeep42069
5 ай бұрын
So when does the interview start?
@oc9450
5 ай бұрын
I wonder when this was recorded....and surprised the upcoming Jake Paul v Mike Tyson fight (albeit an exhibition) wasn't mentioned.
@seshdbn
5 ай бұрын
Based on prior episodes, I'd guess it's 1-2 months prior to them releasing it.
@shanesuski4573
5 ай бұрын
Was the store called VIDIOTS? On Santa Monica??
@thethracian3998
2 ай бұрын
David almost referenced JUDY TENUTA. Chicago comic that resembled Madonna during her desperately seeking Susan phase. She did pass away 2 yrs. ago from ovarian cancer.
@john.ellmaker
5 ай бұрын
Jake was great in Dune as Duke Leto
@STVG71
5 ай бұрын
MST3K! Keep Circulating the tapes! That is the same way I heard of Mr. Show.
@franciscomeyer5132
4 ай бұрын
46:01 Which movie pitch did he mean?
@Ghoulwood
5 ай бұрын
you think youre late?! i did two maybe its fun hey everyone just get 1 other friend or 2 friends who are always fun to be around get a mic or two mics and literally just start talking about fucking nothing people will love it > - < thanks guys! you give us all inspiration to sit around and talk to our friends for possible money! all kiddles aside loveya david and staff and jake!
@productdesign9626
5 ай бұрын
Somehow they both managed a perfect Aussie accent when doing 'she's a real ripper' in a Boston accent?! That's actually a common Aussie phrase, as in 'you bloody ripper'
@sloanekuria3249
5 ай бұрын
I'm really just here for the long bean discourse.
@pearljammies
5 ай бұрын
i love that, despite the attempts to place the long beans in an unseen location on set, they’ve become a centerpiece of conversation
@DomBrownyo
5 ай бұрын
I love hearing about mr show and the history of how nearly the world did not get the good shit.
@davidfaulds2683
5 ай бұрын
Where's the answer??
@aome15672
5 ай бұрын
Well well well, jokes on everybody else who sleeps at night
@uncletom356
5 ай бұрын
Hear hear
@gwymha
5 ай бұрын
Jan Terri love!!!!!! Get Down Goblin 😈
@culpablecruz
3 ай бұрын
Didn’t talk enough about Jake’s movie 😭
@mariiiposas
5 ай бұрын
I was wondering why this was the title of your podcast lmao
@hughjassough1427
5 ай бұрын
Jake Johnson was right about the volcano thing. I had to google it, because I'm not a geologist plus I am a moron. Anyways, lava is not hot enough to melt the rock surrounding the volcano.
@occiferkodi
5 ай бұрын
37:34 i was actually in the process of spec writing a “Take This” reboot with original cast but i reached out to Luke Wilson on Cameo and paid $200 for him to just tell me he wasn’t interested
@vlady8me
5 ай бұрын
Thats not Jake Johannsen. My bad.
@jordanluna177
5 ай бұрын
Video Store Named Desire
@jakobmorningstar
5 ай бұрын
Lava is actually outside the volcano, its magma when it’s inside the volcano
@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw
5 ай бұрын
Least informative bitcoin podcast ever.
@petesworld1916
5 ай бұрын
😂❤
@KenSchutte
5 ай бұрын
clip of the Steve Harvey story: kzitem.info/news/bejne/l62Fqop5aauAfYo
@productdesign9626
5 ай бұрын
Also kzitem.info/news/bejne/xWav2nmQs3qciqw&ab_channel=SteveTVShow
@wendydelucca6918
3 ай бұрын
Howard Stern is the King of all Media. Queen of all media haha!!!
@Sergeant666
5 ай бұрын
It blows my mind that for the Steve Harvey story they didn't go with " fashion sense "
@Mandy-ym2ug
5 ай бұрын
Please invite Naomi Ekperigin on 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@knifetooth9973
5 ай бұрын
Please make a movie/show where Jake Johnson plays a regular (kinda shitty at everything) younger brother of Forrest Gump? He's already rockin Gump shoes!
@erintheokay
5 ай бұрын
Jake immediately starts to out-bit the king bitster😂
@ethankeller1835
5 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, Take This and Take This 2 is killing me...Take This Honey is my favorite
@dantiquity
5 ай бұрын
Oscar Isaac is pretty funny!
@stoneyplusone
5 ай бұрын
david cross if youre reading this, what up lol
@uncletom356
5 ай бұрын
I tend to comment, as my weird sleep schedule meshes with this podcast's release. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm guessing David Cross isn't waking up at the stroke of 4:00am EST every Thursday -- while recording them out of schedule -- to personally upload it. Probably an intern or automated. Be more courteous and say hi to Emma and/or the AI which will eventually inhabit our brains.
@commaJim
5 ай бұрын
@@uncletom356what..?
@erinofarrell9601
5 ай бұрын
Grapes are on time out
@JacquelineCurran-i7g
4 ай бұрын
Who is this guy I wish they give a slight into the guests
@Liz_noise
5 ай бұрын
Chicago lady = Jan Terry?
@butwhydoe4020
5 ай бұрын
Sean Paul?
@Bubblestheghost
5 ай бұрын
Why does Jake have crumbs all over him? 😂😂
@HanSolosRevenge
5 ай бұрын
Jan Terri
@OthelloBoulevard
3 ай бұрын
Rock is rock, fire is fire. Read a book :ol
@benfeb7760
5 ай бұрын
Would love to see Demetri Martin come on the show! He just released a great special on Netflix the other day.
@MorganNye
5 ай бұрын
Remember when you were on all 4 Alvin and the chipmunks movies? Also have you spoke to your father recently?
@crispyrobot77
5 ай бұрын
Happy 60th Bidet.
@brynot
4 ай бұрын
Shaba Ranks!!😂😂Hahaha
@papaya32
5 ай бұрын
David actually made $140,000 per podcast, don't trust a word this scoundrel says
@phish66
5 ай бұрын
Heavy metal parking lot
@jw8848
5 ай бұрын
Where does the "I'm the guest" BS come from? Being a guest doesn't mean you get to make up the rules where you're at. I knew someone who I thought was a friend, he was at my house and tried to play that game by saying "I'm the guest so I should be able to smoke in your house if I want". Bullshit. Get out of my house.
@josephvanwyk2088
5 ай бұрын
Glad Jake is challenging David Cross on some of his BS, just for laughs.
@Marshall_Stacks
5 ай бұрын
Good for you!
@Leonel-t1z
5 ай бұрын
Zero gta san Andreas
@ChefAdoptee
5 ай бұрын
Glad KZitem doesn’t have any rules of MPREG mentioned in the first 90 seconds or you’d be cooked
@jmp01a24
5 ай бұрын
I honestly shrug when you, David, asked him "How are your junkie kids?". The 40 sec silent afterwards kinda indicated he was not prepared to discuss his kids drug addiction on the show.
@MB-pf7gv
5 ай бұрын
Hot damn. They must be toiiiiiight.
@jmp01a24
5 ай бұрын
@@MB-pf7gv Watched it and enjoyed it a lot. Huge fan of David Cross. ❤
@TheKarmicRepairCo
5 ай бұрын
David, David, David: You were right a long time ago when you said, in one of your stand ups, "Your kids are boring!" Comedians need to stop having children. Once they get to a certain age, they just want to talk about each other's children. It's happened to all the late night hosts, and now even David Cross is fucking doing it. Stop it! You know better, dude...
@Badnewsfeminist
5 ай бұрын
Nothing worse than hearing people talk about kids you've never met
@jacobdrum
5 ай бұрын
18:13 Almost stopped listening.
@Marshall_Stacks
5 ай бұрын
Beat it, kid.
@stevenwymor1398
5 ай бұрын
“You find a base pretty fast,” say two already well known celebrities. Try doing it if no one knows who you are. And BTW, your podcast model as self-promotion is not changing the culture in any way. You’re just having the same conversation with the same people in your little cultural bubble. It’s precisely the same flaw as the MAGAverse. Just keep spinning on the same money making hamster wheel. Selling the same shit to a willing audience. Why not try to reach Kelly Rippa’s audience? Or are those people just beneath you?
@Marshall_Stacks
5 ай бұрын
This guest is funny somewhere?
@carlfuckingfuller
5 ай бұрын
You got to get those new cotton candy grapes! They're good and real.
@conspiratorsaredumb
5 ай бұрын
4 mins in and my face hurts
@TheFartofGod
5 ай бұрын
Holy shiiii, I haven't heard faces of death mentioned since high school. That shiiii messed me up. Who in the f made those movies and how?
@StopStaringAtMyBoobs
5 ай бұрын
dogwifhat
@frightmikesart
5 ай бұрын
Forever my favorite and always will be, David you're brilliant and the pod is phenomenal. Please never stop. 😊💙🤘
@RyanMonk-x8w
5 ай бұрын
I would absolutely watch/listen to “Who gives a shit” with David Cross. The artwork alone is fully worth it
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