4yrs later we still here replaying this stuff. Mhesh and Jeff were just amazing
@t.msimon5861
6 жыл бұрын
Most folks go overseas to seek better lives. We've loads of learned youth out in the streets without jobs. Out here, even the most unskilled jobs pay handsomely. Am in the UK and am not afraid to say am happy. I love home but only the haves and the connected make it in Kenya. I won't think twice remaining here! My opinion.
@Okwash1
6 жыл бұрын
Jalang'o wacha ujuaji. A good number of us here have visited fine colleges and work as professionals. Kazi pia ni kazi, people earn genuine money abroad. In Kenya most wealth is gotten through corruption abd not proud of those people.
@khalayimkenya9099
6 жыл бұрын
So true! Cant trust people back home. Home is where the heart is. My heart is in New Jersey right now.
@Walagat
4 жыл бұрын
Khalayi Mkenya Where in New Jersey? Am in NYC, are you close?
@cn-yg6vf
6 жыл бұрын
If you're majuu, jikaze. Live your life you can't make everyone happy, showing off by drinking is not smart. Invest with people you trust. Home is best as Jeff says, but not all people here are struggling, when in school, you'll have to hustle untill you get better opportunities, bills here don't stop, I would work for the old if I had to, no shame in that. People back home will eat your money they don't care if you dig graves all night every night. Be smart.
@maris2200
6 жыл бұрын
Live where your heart finds peace or likes it. For some its Africa, some diaspora.
@jacksonmichael5603
6 жыл бұрын
I agree no place sweeter than home..but one thing i know why some guys wont come back home is because...Systems work in this countries compared to Kenya....then it depends with what you do in America....
@apriliacess8053
4 жыл бұрын
Home is sweet when comfortable but if you are struggling ,kenya without money is hell.
@lynlassiter5033
4 жыл бұрын
It's 2020, but anytime l want to laugh, l watch this. I love you Jalango & Jeff, you always make my day. Diaspora life, wacha tu ninyamaze.
@bandwire7862
6 жыл бұрын
Jeff, its your generation that hustled like that in America. Today Kenyans are nurses, doctors, professors, IT consultants and many are self employed making money we could have never dreamt of back home. Not everyone can make it so easily in kenya unless one has tall relatives like you
@florencekimondo1681
4 жыл бұрын
That's why i can stand koinange.. .He's full shit
@wawerukamuru
4 жыл бұрын
Why is the Diaspora Swam eating lemons? Its just a joke..you need to calm your cold winter nerves down..lol
@big.r5550
3 жыл бұрын
@@wawerukamuru toa Umkundu hapa Anthony.. comment za kijinga kaambie nyanyako.!
@big.r5550
3 жыл бұрын
@@florencekimondo1681 Say No More ! You're 100% on point.! Jeff is salty bcoz he was fired from CNN coz alinyandua some white chic or something of the sort (according to reports) . So asiletee watu wenye wanahussle majuu. !
@wawerukamuru
3 жыл бұрын
@@big.r5550 i dont respond to drug junkies. When you recover from your cocaine addiction, you can indulge in normal talk.
@NyarRailakende
6 жыл бұрын
I cannot agree more Jeff& Jalas..Am in Europe and this is my anthem when i have my girls over for a drink..there's nothing like home guys all that glitters is not gold😍😍😍big fan in Reykjavik
@mbilisietmbilisiet1901
6 жыл бұрын
So tru ooh homeland my country kenya kipenzi
@ammgoc
6 жыл бұрын
There are success stories abroad and everyone's story is different. Can't generalise. There r people with one 9-5 job or 1 shift and r living comfortably. Social life ndiyo iko chini compared to +254
@khalayimkenya9099
6 жыл бұрын
a ammgoc Am comfortable here in U.S living my American dream
@mutegikanana2085
4 жыл бұрын
American dream its a facade
@elvisodhiambo2974
6 жыл бұрын
Ati si kanjo walibomoa..... ati tulikupigia hukushika😂😂😂😂😂...... amazing stuff jalas
@beatricebolger9824
4 жыл бұрын
Jalas we are professionals but home is home. Love from Philadelphia.
@bettykim146
3 жыл бұрын
This two gentlemen were the best combination of
@nancybibo7629
6 жыл бұрын
What jalas is saying is so true..
@wawerukamuru
4 жыл бұрын
@T C Why is the Diaspora Swam eating lemons? Its just a joke..you need to calm your cold winter nerves down..lol
@wawerukamuru
4 жыл бұрын
@T C the fact that ur so bitter is a clear indicator u ain't doing so well..lol..come back home
@wawerukamuru
4 жыл бұрын
@T C Arrogance galore...attribute that to God dont use that to boast and despise people..
@amulewinstone8900
4 жыл бұрын
How I wish I come back to Kenya and enjoy your program
@no1hotterk936
6 жыл бұрын
I'm a Kenyan living outside Africa. I love home but struggle to see how it survive there because I have lived in a totally different system . Perhaps if I lived at home on my formative years ...
@doreenitaru6260
5 жыл бұрын
Nipeleke US Leo sitarudi Kenya hivi karibuni!
@Jabepoma
6 жыл бұрын
These people should interview professionals in the Diaspora.....this generalization is so not true......
@jotaya
6 жыл бұрын
JN I Thank you!!!
@macmugaadk
6 жыл бұрын
They should come to Scandinavia and see .
@kenyanreport
6 жыл бұрын
There thousands of Kenyan professionals doing excellent in the States. You need to socialize in the right places and with the right people. Just like in Any society there are those who struggle and those who are having it easy.
@kevinmvita6587
6 жыл бұрын
All my friends in America dont have any investments like land or house back home, I always wonder why!!
@mizzcatt7691
6 жыл бұрын
kevin mvita change friends...watu wa maendeleo..theys plenty here..they own alot back home and here too
@sejerian
6 жыл бұрын
Jalango you have cracked ribs, Mano adier wuod luo. Jah bless
@beatricebolger9824
6 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff and Jslango I have enjoyed your humor.
@jemutaijoy5700
6 жыл бұрын
I have been away from home for one and a quarter year but I feel it's been forever I am planning to come home towards the end of this year...may God keep us in diaspora safe
@jessekinoti6397
3 жыл бұрын
Ulirudi
@jemutaijoy5700
3 жыл бұрын
@jesse...that was 3yrs ago bruh
@dianahkenyanya4015
6 жыл бұрын
Am coming home for sure...Thanks Diaspora for hosting me.
@mwendapoleee
6 жыл бұрын
Ppl wadiaspora wamefanyiwa mambo,mii karibu niuziwe hewa!Jalas tey are always pros and cons of staying away from home ask miguna!
@markk5216
6 жыл бұрын
Just moved back this March after 20 years in Cali. Nowhere be like home
@baharimeli
5 жыл бұрын
Mark K no way. Why?
@teresawambui9164
6 жыл бұрын
this is sooo true...i hope i wont be a victim when coming back
@samsammy414
6 жыл бұрын
tunakataa kurudi coz ya ukora na wivu mwingi some of us work 3jobs a day after all that muibe asa
@abdihirsi6367
6 жыл бұрын
True said bro a lot of envy
@carchonjo598
6 жыл бұрын
BS. You are worried about people who have jobs and supporting their corrupt relatives back in Kenya. Of course Jeff Koinange is done with USA after he did what Kenyans do better - paying for that story he presented for CNN that he was the only one to have access to those Nigerian Cartels selling oil at Delta state in Nigeria . You are talking about people who work very hard to support themselves and their relatives back home who con them. There are millions of Kenyan youth loitering in towns with no jobs.if they got a chance to come to USA to do those manual jobs, they will do so in a heartbeat . Not very Kenyan in Kenya works in TV or radio station and we all know why.
@moniquenk4594
6 жыл бұрын
Car Chonjo Wondering the same.They should be worried about the needy jobless youths in Kenya.Why care about whatever jobs people are doing in diaspora as long as they are not working at gunpoint
@khalayimkenya9099
6 жыл бұрын
Car Chonjo Jeff ni mpumbavu. He thinks everyone comes from privilege
@wawerukamuru
4 жыл бұрын
Why is the Diaspora Swam eating lemons? Its just a joke..you need to calm your cold winter nerves down..lol
@olooesther4574
6 жыл бұрын
Very true jalango family at home Never Know what work pple in abroad doing wanakula pesa yote
@ruthkoilot
6 жыл бұрын
Gosh, everything you guys said is so true. I live in south Carolina. East west Home is best. Jalas, you are too funny but so true to the point. I love home.
@joulesmwas5609
6 жыл бұрын
Ya'll so funny. Love you Jeff+Jallas....Team JJ. To be honest what you are saying is 💯
@jacklinengigi2250
6 жыл бұрын
My all time show good job.odi idhi nega.
@staceynayden7697
5 жыл бұрын
You and Jeff were a great team
@pherozkissaro9762
5 жыл бұрын
Men Jeff that's true no place like home..i have been in US for 19 years work so many jobs not easy at all end up a Truck driver been on US roadway cost to cost. Story to tell everywher. Dec 2019 I will came to Nairobi..let me be a guest on STORY A DAY..big Hi Jalango wenyewe very funny guy.cant wait to this man..
@raelswift4894
6 жыл бұрын
true no where be like home am in Norway but looking forward to settle home when my baby is 18+
@arapbett1540
6 жыл бұрын
It really depends on what kind of job you do. If you're a lawyer, doctor, pharmacist, engineer e.t.c , then you see no point of going back.
@bobonyango8969
Жыл бұрын
ha ha ha...aki ya mungu...jalas na jef what a good combo
@longfootvysere9749
6 жыл бұрын
If you stay at home, you will not automatically succeed or fail, likewise if you go to America, depending on your education and skills you bring on the job, you do not have to live on minimum wage. What you make comes down to your education or training, specific skills you bring to the job and their worth in the market, wit and a bit of luck. Learn a trade and learn it well, or get a degree in something you are passionate about and the rest will be history. Do not underestimate the role of the long, hard path: education. It has led me to earn more than most of the working population here (Switzerland) as a data scientist.
@eugenejoash8989
6 жыл бұрын
i love this
@francismwangi4087
4 жыл бұрын
excellent combination
@CaroLina-qq1hl
6 жыл бұрын
Jalas 😂😂 Have never laughed like this hahaaaaaa... Can't wait to be home , loneliness nayo oooops!
@dinnerlojah6168
5 жыл бұрын
Rudi home
@austineochieng8117
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely keff joinange....home is friendly and enjoyable. Eeeeeh! Jas🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣
@joycemeyerokal7496
Жыл бұрын
Jalang'o we miss you so much in radio especially with Jeff or Alex,not kiss
@odingokodingo1388
6 жыл бұрын
lotta truth though ! come home and build Kenya ...
@steveirungu3132
2 жыл бұрын
Kenyans are their own worst enemies period I'm extremely sorry 😐😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 that's the bitter truth by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@SuperGueth
6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha ati kanjo malibomoa makajega barabara..........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😱😱
@deborahbeautiful1802
5 жыл бұрын
The roads.... The clean places.... Taxis.... The metro wah thinking ov coming back ni stress
@steveirungu3132
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather invest outside Kenya ie New Zealand than I invest in Kenya to me it's a hell NO I'm extremely sorry 😐😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 that's the bitter truth by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@vincentkambona3213
6 жыл бұрын
Am very dissapointed in this buffonery....Jeff you are smarter than that....Talk to us Professionals first please
@nyambura9971
6 жыл бұрын
Tumechanuka nowadays, Saccos in diaspora have closed that misuse bridge..Kurudi home ni lazima (home sweet 🇰🇪)
@amulewinstone8900
4 жыл бұрын
I love you Jeff and Jalas
@steveirungu3132
2 жыл бұрын
I will never invest in Kenya to me it's a hell NO I'm extremely sorry 😐😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 that's the bitter truth by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@meddyvy
6 жыл бұрын
THE TRUTH, it all needs a mind 🏮 set
@rosecherono3272
6 жыл бұрын
It's true Europe too, its nothing, if you work is a good thing, but the social life is never found unless you have a family.
@jaydenkwame5300
6 жыл бұрын
Insecurity is my major problem hier in Germany i can wake up in the middle of night and take a walk without any fear.. JEFF JALANGo hebu uliza why we are forced to come back home just to be issued with the new passports why cannt the embassy issue them
@kimanimirii7119
5 жыл бұрын
home is always the best...
@vitukovyaboniveja7714
2 ай бұрын
i still watch this when bored
@faithmwanzia8416
6 жыл бұрын
So because someone has decided to hustle in America their success is less valid when compared to yours..yes I get it sometimes people visiting from the states can get prideful over nothing and that is wrong but the hustle people put in is real and it is distasteful to talk hate over it.Also let’s not forget that some of us move to America,go to school and work towards establishing careers.
@MMMMNification
6 жыл бұрын
This topic touched me,pesa zangu za plot zilikkuliwa vibaya sana.
@dinnerlojah6168
5 жыл бұрын
Mos
@jahkeyrenson4400
6 жыл бұрын
I used to think watu husema uongo but nimejipata hapo...and the way life in gulf iko tough oh GOD help me😭 kutuma pesa na nyumba huoni😭
@nyarnam
6 жыл бұрын
I super like Jalas! I find him very funny😀
@juliberilljuliberill7141
6 жыл бұрын
Now after hiyo story ya kulewa u wud ave played ile song yenyu ya walevi;AM SO DI-RUNK😂😂😂
@joymaureen43
6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahah uweee!Nimecheka mpaka nikalia ju ya kufurahi ati mama yooo! Kumbaffff
@icecub3964
6 жыл бұрын
home is the best
@ms.t1918
6 жыл бұрын
It's very painful jalas we sheka tu
@aznathoyugi6525
6 жыл бұрын
Heheeee ati kumbaaaff ninyi
@steveirungu3132
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather disappear for good than I return to Kenya to me it's a hell NO I'm extremely sorry 😐😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 that's the bitter truth by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@rasegks
4 жыл бұрын
Stupid one for once. We all got our levels and abilities. Respect that. Don't forget where you come from
@Steverari
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Jalas vitu unatumia...
@danvastoroitich5785
2 жыл бұрын
Like really Jalas!😄😄😄
@alexmwabweni5065
3 жыл бұрын
I am tired i miss home
@samsononguti8911
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Jalas you made my day....hiyo kazi ya old people ndio inatoa pesa mingi Hahaha
@apriliacess8053
4 жыл бұрын
Niulize ndio nafanya huku swiss🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑.watu wanaongea na hawajai toka kenya ,hata kufika mombasa ni shida.here things are more organized.
@izzyk649
6 жыл бұрын
Uuui yawa jalas hii story ni ukweli mtupu....mimi nilipigiwa picha za mjengo ya neighbour....kutokelezea hakuna makeja (ploti) walinishow niwache kuchizi ......wakaniuliza utafanya? Where is the proof you send us cash....rudi ulaya na utuachishe stress....only God will help us....honestly NYS ilianza na marelatives.....so sad east or west home is the best .....
@shizma7917
6 жыл бұрын
izzy k story of my life. Utafanya,,,???
@cn-yg6vf
6 жыл бұрын
Kaa ngumu, how can you invest with broke people. Help as much as you can, but invest? Maybe buy land, build when you get here.
@Temboz
5 жыл бұрын
I can relate..I tried to build my relatives a home in the rural area,after thousands of dollars sent there the project never took off come to find out they squandered the fucking money I was furious and that was a couple of years ago..I love home, but am done with trying to help out ungrateful relatives..I told them unless it's a matter of life and death,Kila mtu ajitete na ajisaidie.
@Amiranjoki
5 жыл бұрын
That's really sad..
@rebeccakiarie616
6 жыл бұрын
this happened to my cousin, her mom did it to her........just horrible
@okothmcokothja-ragen6172
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaah... ohh my God jalas wacha bangi
@elvisodhiambo2974
6 жыл бұрын
No where like africa very true
@kiswahilikitukuzwe2547
6 жыл бұрын
Elvis Odhiambo That is true! However, why are Africans drowning in the Mediterranean Sea in droves after every other day? Tafakari hayo
@jacksonmichael5603
6 жыл бұрын
But again....Jeff we have sucess stories in America...But wait a minute..Listen to Jeff's reason why he cant live Abroad...."i can wake up and say hi to people..."....He has a point...but surely Jeff..we have sucess stories
@feissmwelu1289
6 жыл бұрын
Jackson Kedaha yes!!! We do have success stories
@khalayimkenya9099
6 жыл бұрын
Jackson Kedaha I have wonderful neighbors. Jeff alikuwa anaishi shimo yake
@jacksonmichael5603
6 жыл бұрын
@Khalayi...same to me..i have awonderful neighborhood...but silaumu Jeff....born in a rich family he had options...some of us have no option thats why we have to network.....
@longpop2004
6 жыл бұрын
Lol. Very funny. So true.
@douglasobarebundi2420
6 жыл бұрын
you killing me bra,,, makali then your like ni tamu
@janekimani7273
6 жыл бұрын
It's true
@hassansaddla7910
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂jalaaaaaaaaas!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@steveirungu3132
2 жыл бұрын
Kenya is a worst country to live I'm extremely sorry 😐😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 that's the bitter truth by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@steveokeno454
6 жыл бұрын
Jalas you killed it haha
@magdalinebosibori995
6 жыл бұрын
We r afraid to come back cz hatutaki kuhustle tena
@user-nc4fi2xr2t
6 жыл бұрын
Magdaline Bosibori very true
@iwrotethis4712
6 жыл бұрын
Unafanya job ngapi huko 5?
@rubysailor9186
6 жыл бұрын
steeve maina it's not everyone in diaspora who needs to do 3 shifts, there are so many who in well paying professions. we should respect those who work instead of waiting for handouts. Its their life after all,who are we to judge them?
@iwrotethis4712
6 жыл бұрын
I actually don't have any relative abroad and even if I had,why should I wait for his or her handout?
@Jabepoma
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Ruby
@normandalef
6 жыл бұрын
Who the hell Is Jalas hangin Out With ! Halla @ your Boy ! sis Tunajuamini Bro
@ireneodide4208
6 жыл бұрын
Jalasa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tafadhali hakikisha umetoa mbegu kabla uvute pthoooo
@jotaya
6 жыл бұрын
Irene Odide 😂😂😂
@brianmwenda5122
6 жыл бұрын
u guys are aswesome
@lawrenceochieng4998
6 жыл бұрын
very hilarious
@carolineadika4827
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaa the ending is nice
@Mr.George.N
6 жыл бұрын
It's crazy.
@sarahmunyiva5968
4 жыл бұрын
Tukikuja uko hakuna marafiki. Watu wanakuwa nikama hawatujui.let us stay safe
@jovialjoy6750
6 жыл бұрын
Jalas yawaaaa..... Kubeba wazeee ..hehee
@wanwan-sd4yu
6 жыл бұрын
You guys been here... there is no place like kenya... but I'm not afraid of coming home no matter how far you are in maendeleo.. cause even back here in diaspora there are those who have made it better than you lakini twarudi nyumbani with or without.
@mwinyihajj5119
3 жыл бұрын
wallah hii sho jalas alinimada
@JacksonMobegi
6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahaah am no coming home😂😂🙈
@georgek685
5 жыл бұрын
Jackson Mobegi. You look familiar. Did you school in Nyambaria high school?
@sarahafwande5066
6 жыл бұрын
Jalas you are so funny
@sawa8171
4 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
@jergithi8753
2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Not everyone goes through what you are describing or imagining. Some of us have very professional jobs that are well paying. We are doctors, nurses, managers etc. As long as you have good health and focused, you'll do very well here and don't forget that we help uplift other people's lives there. Wacha generalization!
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