The ending is one of the darkest things i have ever seen....
@PnutButter1986
13 жыл бұрын
The psychotic acting in this is genius, this show was way too under rated
@BelatedCommiseration
17 жыл бұрын
The thing I used to love about Jam was that, though a lot of the sketches are out there and on the borders of the surreal, but some are just enough in the borders of plausible reality to make you think. And, actually, I find a sketch like this more disturbing than say, the famous baby in the T.V sketch. Like all the best surrealist art, it is its relation to reality that makes the distortion relevant and disturbing.
@trainjustleft
16 жыл бұрын
"She's been fed..." Great line.
@MorganHayes
11 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Jam sketch, which probably makes me a terrible person.
@Xezlec
6 жыл бұрын
This comment would fit on almost any Jam sketch.
@Bike_Misping
3 ай бұрын
"This isn't right, you know?" "...I know."
@renhoek3851
4 жыл бұрын
Typical housebuying experience- you think you've done a deal and someone moves the goalposts.
@richlee509
2 ай бұрын
It's horrible process.
@harleyfelix1
3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Mr Jardine flicks his tongue like a lizard when we first meet him, genius! - and she’s a bit uncomplicated introduces one of the darkest scenes on British TV, simply brilliant.
@medalion1390
6 ай бұрын
Mr Lizard
@xytronite
12 жыл бұрын
I love the use of the word "session" in this clip
@rjpaws
4 жыл бұрын
Immaculate isn't it?
@paulrichardson5612
Жыл бұрын
That push he gives her at the end is the most horrific
@cam100000
16 жыл бұрын
It's Aphex Twin. BTW all 3 in order are: Bomb The Bass 'Somewhere' Aphex Twin 'Untitled' Selected Ambient Works Vol.2 CD2/TR.6 (Sliding Nails) Kensuke Shina 'Lounge Music' Cheers!
@jamesf8016
3 жыл бұрын
tracklist is on point in nearly every sketch
@buckbumble
3 жыл бұрын
Selected Ambient Works 2 had been used in many a creepy programme. Also a lot of David Firth stuff. Side note, incredible album. Better than vol 1 by far
@wormsyn
13 жыл бұрын
"The Day Kilroy lost his mind" is the personal favourite, I met Chris Morris on the Tube today. was made up- hence the re visit to Jam
@liamadaley
3 жыл бұрын
Spent ages googling the above but not found under the exact search term. It can, however, be found here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/zJt5u6OAhGZ-dpw
@wormsyn
13 жыл бұрын
this Aphex track is brilliant
@duncabbin
16 жыл бұрын
the oral sessions on the ladder, the bloke getting slapped on the back on the head, hahaha quality.
@VICTORGIRAFFE
16 жыл бұрын
Morris ignores the boundaries of good taste and common decency, as does humanity in general.
@user-lo3su2qj3t
8 жыл бұрын
The actor Mark Heap is so good at playing creepy pervs & freeks, he gets it so right i'm laffing cringing & kinda being crosed out all at the same time. So wrong but fucking funny, when he's slaping the blokes head.
@MajorT0m
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah his facial expressions when he's talking about the "other offer" are something else.
@alphamikeomega5728
3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if it was Jim (Friday Night Dinner) when I heard the voice!
@erikfreitas7093
2 жыл бұрын
He’ll always be the bumbling and high-strung Dr. Statham from “Green Wing” to me … but after watching “Jam” I’ll never think of him the same way again 😒
@RayNinblood
17 жыл бұрын
Morris at his sickest and best. Miles ahead of everyone else.
@FloydianNightmare
5 жыл бұрын
I was so looking forward to today's session...
@Ripleysgun
9 жыл бұрын
So dark, so so dark. But also hilarious.
@johnonokes7967
3 жыл бұрын
All these years later and all the jam sketches hold up. This particular one though, I can’t think of anything else where Mark Heap has been this perfect..
@CircleofShit
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like this would ever be allowed on TV again. The woke crowd would explode. Very ballsy for early 2000s as well. Chris Morris is our British Kubrick.
@mergieismoronic
Жыл бұрын
@@CircleofShit this got complaints when it came out too lol, it was always controversial
@mericet39
5 жыл бұрын
Mr Lulch. Hester Twunt. Dr Basingstoke. Love the Jam names.
@paultown6572
3 жыл бұрын
This happened to us last year! Sellers market really at the time
@CircleofShit
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Wonder what is happening during Covid lol. Morris needs to come back!
@lokiskywalker
16 жыл бұрын
This is either the funniest show in the world or the scariest, depending on what sketch you happen to be watching.
@herrloop
13 жыл бұрын
If only the Sunday night viewing audience of Lark Rise to Candleford could see this...
@Caggedrengen
7 жыл бұрын
Probably the best sketch of all time
@miaxx937
6 жыл бұрын
why does mark heap always play the creepier characters. he’s brilliant at it but jeez
@Ripleysgun
9 жыл бұрын
God I love Mark Heap
@TerryCrodgedy
6 жыл бұрын
Henry HenryHenry ... he’s brilliant
@KarlHamilton
5 жыл бұрын
Mr Lizard
@Jollyboy111
4 жыл бұрын
@@KarlHamilton Another... Mr. Lizard
@daManDRAK
15 жыл бұрын
both sketch AND acting are great in this one!!!
@vosteove
3 ай бұрын
The way Mark Heap delivers “I’ve actually had an offer” is terrifying. Just this gleeful little demon man who’s completely in control of this situation and doesn’t even have to pretend to be nice about it.
@thenandnow111
3 жыл бұрын
This is how I sold my house. I learnt well from Jam.
@CircleofShit
3 жыл бұрын
Nice one haha. How many sessions? Lol.
@thenandnow111
3 жыл бұрын
@@CircleofShit 7 sessions with the disabled Mother in law and 4 sessions of pushing her naked around the local estate whilst she shouts 'I'm alive'
@CircleofShit
3 жыл бұрын
Thenandnow hahaha. Reeeet fookin haard lol
@richlee509
2 жыл бұрын
@@CircleofShit 9 more sessions
@naturesquad9174
6 жыл бұрын
This is monstrous. It deserves some kind of comedy Oscar
@AlanAttack
3 жыл бұрын
The worst most hideous piece of television in history....so damn awesome.
@Problembeing
15 жыл бұрын
...It's when he stuffs Louise through the front door that cracks me up!
@N0_WAY
Жыл бұрын
There’s a current case in Las Vegas against a landlord who included a “sex contract” in a leasing agreement. Closer to Jam everyday
@medalion1390
6 ай бұрын
How many sessions?
@NotfromDateline
5 жыл бұрын
this video has been watched 44 times a day since Feb 23, 2007
@richestgeeza7681
4 жыл бұрын
Very good maths Chris!!!
@crazyhiphopp
4 жыл бұрын
@@richestgeeza7681 😂
@Shavenhamster
10 жыл бұрын
I think this is more of a satire of those middle class types that will forsake all principle just so they can say they are homeowners.
@Shavenhamster
3 жыл бұрын
@Pnoch Eowell Yep but they would be the first to also say no person is illegal and diversity is our strength.
@festusbojangles7027
3 жыл бұрын
so you came back to the same comment you made 6 and a half years later?
@Shavenhamster
3 жыл бұрын
@@festusbojangles7027 after somebody replied yes?
@dawidpjoubert
3 жыл бұрын
That is not satire. If I could I would.... so desperately want to live in my own home.
@Johnconno
2 жыл бұрын
I've been to dinner parties with people like this.
@TransitionDNB
3 жыл бұрын
Used to watch jam on a comedown after raving on X. What a headfuck. Especially if you watch jaaaam, the even wierder edit
@Kris.G
4 жыл бұрын
This is in my opinion the most disturbing sketch from Jam.
@johnonokes7967
3 жыл бұрын
Got to be the boiler-baby for me
@sf3testvids
3 жыл бұрын
Yea you are not alone in that sentiment.. in fact a lot of people felt this skit and baby boiler pushed the envelope a bit too far... where this skit finally culminates to, almost pushes a line for me... but admittedly it works as part of the skit and doesn't feel shoehorned.. (in some weird way it can feel like a commentary on the lengths people on the property ladder go just to feel they can get what they feel is a slice of luxury... ) fantastically morbid stuff
@andystow
6 жыл бұрын
Wrong, for all the right reasons. Dark shit, beautifully executed...
@tiredgardener
2 ай бұрын
God I miss this type of comedy, we live in a time (2024) where people find Friends problematic... just imagine their reaction to Jam. Really wish there was more Comedy like this now, beyter than the Marry Whitehouse mk2 shite we get these days.
@aigtban
Жыл бұрын
Mark Heap is famous for playing creeps and weirdos, but I love how completely he throws himself into it here. The way he enunciates "legal guardian", as though he can't believe his luck, is amazing. SO wrong, it's almost right.
@vallequin
16 жыл бұрын
when this was on tv...it scarred my mind forever, if only jam were still around...
@ronpudding9598
2 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy bits ever
@alexlee7773
13 жыл бұрын
mark heap is amazing.
@NotNotKenny
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I got here,but I'm here now.
@VanquishesVaughan
10 жыл бұрын
Help To Buy
@mucusmayhem1118
6 жыл бұрын
Pure debauchery. Brilliant 👏
@massaganaa
3 жыл бұрын
Dark. Very dark. I like it.
@Pining_for_the_fjords
7 жыл бұрын
The guy selling the house, when we first see him on the phone, he has exactly the same demeanour as Rik Mayall's character in Bottom. All pervy and giggly.
@richestgeeza7681
4 жыл бұрын
RoadKillzine I agree, Richard is more innocent in the way his sexual perversion is sort of childishly ignorant. This character seems to be more perverted in as you said a sinister way.
@Kris.G
4 жыл бұрын
@RoadKillzine I don't see any similarity at all to be honest.
@urthofthenewsun8465
Жыл бұрын
Quite a dark sketch but nice to see it had a happy ending.
@keyboarddancers7751
7 жыл бұрын
This disgusting/outrageous/gruesome. Was this actually broadcast on television?? Gasp! Morris is a perverted genius.
@monguzzle
7 жыл бұрын
Keyboard Dancers he's had far, far worse on TV than this
@Pining_for_the_fjords
5 жыл бұрын
@@pchmm Quadrospazzed on a lifeglug.
@mannzymunster
5 жыл бұрын
First time I saw it was late on channel 4. I'd have to say it's the worst in my opinion.
@mannzymunster
5 жыл бұрын
Dave Cochrane nah I think jam is as bad as it gets for Morris.
@1974alancampbell
4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding transvestite are going into primary Schools and kids are being paraded round gay clubs covered in makeup....really..outrageous this is fiction
@deelennondee
11 жыл бұрын
He is incredible
@KokoBWary
5 жыл бұрын
One of the darkest sketches ever..
@amicus82
16 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT! LOVE IT! JAM RULES!
@Sal1981
16 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely sick. I fucking loved it!
@katie2275
4 жыл бұрын
Jim is a lot sicker than we thought
@rickdeckard1075
7 жыл бұрын
mr lizard lol
@proffesornutbutter
15 жыл бұрын
this is amazing!
@superfurryfox1
2 жыл бұрын
Mark Heap is amazing
@defragsbin
17 жыл бұрын
haha, bag-piping. Superb.
@Jafmanz
13 жыл бұрын
mark heap I salute you!
@raborian
17 жыл бұрын
chris morris....what a man
@ebassas
16 жыл бұрын
she's actually saying 'quite a good mouth, yes.'
@sparksrule
15 жыл бұрын
Mark Heap was born for thid role haha
@nytrex2001
14 жыл бұрын
I do love this sketch. It's simply delightful.
@DusteDdekay
16 жыл бұрын
Haha this was amazing, thank you so much for sharing :)
@SWJG
17 жыл бұрын
Well, it is a rather nice house...
@Rhademanthus
15 жыл бұрын
I think you're wrong. This one and the one about the baby plumber are the funniest.
@richestgeeza7681
3 жыл бұрын
Ph my gof the baby plumber is grim but I love it
@basilechatelain965
5 жыл бұрын
aphex twin and dark comedy YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@enigma19833
16 жыл бұрын
I'm so stoned right now and this is scaring the shit outta me
@GuyWithACamera23
3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine today a sketch being 8 minutes long.
@Butler195
4 жыл бұрын
Shes been fed lol
@raborian
17 жыл бұрын
25 sessions...i suppose so!
@Simon0
11 жыл бұрын
jam isnt just about humour it is about being wierd and disturbing!
@SeannyyHD
12 жыл бұрын
Most disturbing and hilarious shit ever, BAG-PIPING! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@SaintJust101
16 жыл бұрын
Thats pretty out there man.
@gr6607
9 жыл бұрын
There's so many great things about this scene. Firstly, the husband clearly wants the house more than she does. He's happy to sacrifice her for the house but when he discovers he'll be involved, he backs off. Then his wife gets her own back by saying him being involved is okay. Then, at 3:31 he throws the remnants of his drink away and they twitch, suggesting their experiences with him is horrid and they think he is totally maladjusted. Finally, they involve a third party because they figure they've come so far and don't want to walk away. Them telling him the husband is the legal guardian is the worst thing they could have said because he can then extort further sex from them and they can't go to the police, since they'd discover they prostituted a mentally disabled person for personal gain. To conclude - does he sell them the house? Probably, probably not. But if it was me, never would I get involved in this. Common sense really.
@StangerStrange
8 жыл бұрын
+Lee MillsRaggio Wonderfull analysis. I do not have anything quite as succinct to add other than around the time of Jaaaaam I was smoking a lot of..."bad things" and watching this was not a good idea. However after comming out of the dark I can appreciate the work.
@sacredgeometry
8 жыл бұрын
+Lee MillsRaggio He throws the drink at her.
@vermilliongecko
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that pointless 'explanation', Captain Obvious.
@public.public
6 жыл бұрын
"But if it was me, never would I get involved in this. " you are obviously not middle class.
@thomashenrydavies
5 жыл бұрын
Any chance you could analyse Del Boy falling through the bar in a similar fashion?
@joshpickles9022
2 жыл бұрын
£830 per shag pretty expensive
@mingtooter
16 жыл бұрын
who does the music on this one? 3:31 >
@54spiritedwill54
16 жыл бұрын
my girlfriend isn't into bagpiping so I cant wait to get onto the property ladder!
@mingtooter
17 жыл бұрын
Doesn't it feel like Chris Morris is doing a huge social experiment to find out who's fucked up and who isn't? still love it...... 9 more sessions?
@jenniferbrown8314
3 жыл бұрын
Wow!!
@UnexpectedAmy
Жыл бұрын
God, imagine trying to get a place in 2023...
@mf103
17 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris is a fucking legend.
@ambientfairchild
12 жыл бұрын
would you knock another 10000 off for 25 sessions. things did get rough in ireland please god. and aphex twin in the background. chris morris in genius mode
@matthewprince9705
2 жыл бұрын
As dark as the Netflix Ozark show...
@julionjuice
16 жыл бұрын
this is pure evil and funny as fuckkkk
@greymullet
17 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thank God.
@Anorakus
16 жыл бұрын
What sort of arrangement? A... *sex* arrangement He'd want sex in return for dropping the price. Classic :)
@NoiXioN
14 жыл бұрын
@kmtkmy The Jam Sketch is called "Gang raped" on youtube. Tha'ts the one with "Aching for a fuck" I could not find the Big Train sketch on youtube. It is Big Train. I don't know the proper name for the sketch either, but I know which one you're talking about.
@marleyplumb4562
Ай бұрын
This is a big reason I will I never own my own house.
@gil-nammoon3738
2 жыл бұрын
Poor little Louise. :'(
@renhoek3851
7 жыл бұрын
9 more sessions for 50 grand? what a bargain!
@saxongreen78
3 жыл бұрын
Always pay full price. 😨
@MightyAlz
16 жыл бұрын
Too right - but it feels so RIGHT!
@Macho_Fantastico
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly this sketch wouldn't work half as well without Mark Heap.
@qetoun
10 жыл бұрын
I suppose 'sex' is a form of Chattle and thus a means of payment.
@80ssynthfan48
Жыл бұрын
Made me look at Amelia Bullmore in a whole new light :) she is attractive though.
@autodidactic
16 жыл бұрын
This is what it will take to get a house in the future...
@McSuperfly101
7 жыл бұрын
I think Louise might be the same character from Four Lions.
@Bladee_Runner
7 жыл бұрын
definitely she almost reprised her role from the "thick people" jam sketch :-)
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