you know it's bad when anderson cooper rolls his eyes lollll
@holysmokes2316
7 жыл бұрын
It wasn't sexism, it was a reaction to way too much bullshit. Trust me, if Anderson Cooper were female, she would have rolled her eyes too.
@lnescuh
7 жыл бұрын
What the fuck, fetacheese? Stop dehumanizing people by using 'it' instead of 'her'. I know it's Kellyanne, but have some goddamn principles.
@crispybacon4240
7 жыл бұрын
+gorgophone Is Tumblr bleeding into KZitem again?
@ineffablebeing4276
7 жыл бұрын
nuheazy you know your bad if you actually listen to Andreson Cooper.
@d.e.b.b5788
7 жыл бұрын
glad you cleared that up. Nice to know you're a conservative jackass.
@kitwinters7434
7 жыл бұрын
"What is *seems* like he's doing-- is EXACTLY what he's doing" 😂
@CoxJul
7 жыл бұрын
Which is why he met the Russian Ambassador that same day and got an endorsement from Putin for his decisive action. So looks like he timed it to score a 'Good' on his quarterly performance review!
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
So, he's doing his job?
@dcbreid79
7 жыл бұрын
Drunken Mongoose Golfing every weekend at Mara-lago? Ok then. Go back to sleep trumptard!
@Clockworkman-l7r
7 жыл бұрын
I think he meant being transparent. Which, to be fair, he is. Without one single doubt.
@eduard6266
7 жыл бұрын
KitWinters how is that bad?
@CrescentClouds
7 жыл бұрын
God bless you Stephen Colbert.
@krombopulos_michael
7 жыл бұрын
Trump asked Sessions for a coverup story and the best he could come up with is that he was too mean to Hillary? I thought Sessions was evil, not an idiot
@nothanks5752
7 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael He looks like a racist Keebler elf, so I'm not too surprised about the idiot part
@bonavox11
7 жыл бұрын
America has become the greatest (alternative) reality show on earth ..
@Eisenarsch
7 жыл бұрын
more like the worst...
@maljayworldstar776
7 жыл бұрын
Honestly the American news channel should be on Netflix
@kaylynn3233
7 жыл бұрын
I feel like we are living in the bleakest dystopian novel that will ever be written.
@josi4749
7 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to marathon the box set
@henngo4971
7 жыл бұрын
i feel exactly the same way! it's like watching Jack Bauer on "24." at least we are watching this reality show 24/7, not once a week.
@scarface6760
7 жыл бұрын
Man, I am exhausted ... Trump did warn us that if he got elected we will win so much we will get tired of winning... anyone else feel tired yet???
@110100111000
7 жыл бұрын
Joe, I haven't recalibrated my sarcasm detectors in quite a while. Can you clarify whether your comment was #snark so I can get a good baseline?
@Skyprince27
7 жыл бұрын
Joe me FYI, it's the "honest" Republicans getting in the way of Trump... Reality is: Republicans do indeed control the Presidency and Congress. Yet all they can do is fritter away their brief time in the sun by pursuing policies that enrage the left, fly in the face of science, inspire record-setting domestic and foreign street protests, get scorned by economists, face new legal challenges daily, alienate/fire formerly close political allies, make the USA a global laughingstock and provoke nuclear war. All of these achievements after a little over 100 days! What, pray tell, are we expecting over the next 1270 days? 😂😱🙄😭😷💩
@zerosuitsamus1964
7 жыл бұрын
Joe me So you think gays aren't true Americans and they should be kicked out... Come here and say that. BITCH!!!
@divine_potato
7 жыл бұрын
Roberto Escobar what did we win? lmao
@samuelrosander1048
5 жыл бұрын
I think he was talking specifically to comedians. They would win so much that they would get tired of winning. I think we can all agree that even they are saying, "Please, no more! There is so much material that we can't take it anymore! Stop! For the love of God, stop so we can take a break!"
@blueseanomad7435
7 жыл бұрын
I think Anderson Cooper caused a sonic boom with that eye roll.
@merricat3025
7 жыл бұрын
Gabe Of The 7 Seas he's probably been holding it in since she first appeared on his show
@henngo4971
7 жыл бұрын
i dont understand why CNN is obligated to interview liars.
@azmike1
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Cooper should join the marines. It'll straighten him out. Maybe build a little character and muscle? No?
@ChrisBrengel
7 жыл бұрын
"How should we thank him? We should get him something special. How about a Special Prosecutor?" Brilliant!
@tinogutierrez8012
7 жыл бұрын
ChrisBrengel yes!!!!
@jphzazueta
7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about a resignation letter lol. But that was hilarious too 😂
@docohm50
7 жыл бұрын
ChrisBrengel Hey dumbass you do realize special prosecutors tasked by congress report directly to the deputy AG who reports to the AG who reports to tge POTUS right? Your fake news you watch never told you that did they.
@Brett33
7 жыл бұрын
How about a nice guilty verdict for Hillary and the Clinton Crime Foundation.
@seanmcginnis8276
7 жыл бұрын
There has to be a criminal investigation for there to be a special prosecutor not a counter intelligence investigation. In order for there to be a special prosecutor there would have to be a shred of evidence.
@theshonen8899
7 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, this entire monologue was pure fire.
@SecretRedBeard
7 жыл бұрын
"Sean Spicer hid in bushes to avoid questions" *That moment you realize your country has become a shitty sitcom*
@johnwhitlow8220
7 жыл бұрын
Arkon Plays Games.... SNL is gonna b 🔥 on Saturday! 😭😭😭😭😭
@davidbrick1260
7 жыл бұрын
*Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme playing in the distance*
@Popsfresh
7 жыл бұрын
Colbert's jokes have been darker and sharper.
@Ayeshteni
7 жыл бұрын
Because it is no longer just a surreal joke.
@Tustin2121
7 жыл бұрын
So sharp, the audience needs a cheat sheet to get some of them. (That improvised bit about the monologue being online was hilarious. XD )
@bondjames8225
7 жыл бұрын
Francis Underwood because it's gone from "lets ride these four years out" to "its time to fight"
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
Actually those are just insults. Colbert lost his ability to joke when he sold out to NBC.
@HandlesSuck123
7 жыл бұрын
Because it's becoming nonsense. Comedians no longer have to stretch the truth and twist logic to be humorous anymore, Trump and his cronies are already doing more than enough of that. At this point, one may as well consider this show an actual news outlet.
@maesterlaemon7743
7 жыл бұрын
The entire country got Trump'd!
@img3422
7 жыл бұрын
Maester Laemon I never voted for trump. I voted for Hilary. So I didn't get trump'd... everyone that voted for him did.
@maesterlaemon7743
7 жыл бұрын
IG Fitness Oh, we ALL got Trump'd. The idiots that voted for him unwittingly participated in the Trumping.
@KK-nv7es
7 жыл бұрын
A cool Dude are you f'n kidding???? wake the fuck up.
@Nexus-7.0
7 жыл бұрын
+IG Fitness I don't live in the US but I think you got you trump'd too, even if you voted for Hillary. Comey was an FBI/govt official who got fired so that aspect of him/his job that serves the nation, got terminated by Trump. Let's assume for now if Trump doesn't get impeached in the near future, and if he continues in office and let's say one of his foreign policies, or whatever serious friction with any nation in the future around the world - causes WW III - then the entire nation got trump'd again! lol
@treyque7728
7 жыл бұрын
I sort of understand feeling that way, but it doesn't give T a pass to do & say whatever the hell is passing through his mind at the moment.
@simmzzzz
7 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Jared Kushner... Now he has to be the FBI director also.
@ValtteriNieminen
7 жыл бұрын
A+
@tomasviane3844
7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, the Jared of all trades.
@david-in4vt
7 жыл бұрын
Simran Zenov He can also join Jared from subway.
@kn9ioutom
7 жыл бұрын
RUSSIA GATE = WATER GATE
@hazardltg
7 жыл бұрын
Simran Zenov lmao.. that's good
@LordJaric
7 жыл бұрын
Comedians don't even have to make up or twist thing to be funny, Trump is just handing them the gold.
@kalajooni6724
5 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Stanis You realize the war against ISIS began before Trump? And a lot of the job opportunities that were available when Trump took office were created by Obama? Talk about being in a bubble..
@kingmantheman
4 жыл бұрын
@GreenIdLady 1 259 likes to your 5
@kingmantheman
4 жыл бұрын
@GreenIdLady 1 oh... sorry I didn't realize. But please don't report me, my dream is to professional troll. What's China paying now? Like 50 cents a comment? I now realize that if I want to go pro I'm gonna have to step up my game and observation skills. Is Russia hiring?
@kingmantheman
4 жыл бұрын
@GreenIdLady 1 Thanks I really appreciate it... got any tips?
@AkramHasanSharkar
7 жыл бұрын
My two years old nephew handle things better than Trump does.
@AJ42K
3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you said this and I will be glad to see your now 6 year old nephew.
@entertain7us148
7 жыл бұрын
"They even rehydrated Kellyanne Conway. thats it im dead
@mulu2132
7 жыл бұрын
entertain7us14 some audience members died at "dinosaur sponge"
@aefwaefwe5737
7 жыл бұрын
I lost it and had to pause the vid when he said that, lol
@avedic
7 жыл бұрын
It was the line "like those dinosaur sponges" that did me in.... Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee when he said that lol...
@evechewietan
7 жыл бұрын
What would we do without a daily dose of Colbert? And we are not even Americans! Stephen Colbert is God's great gift and comfort in these turbulent times. Coming from a dictatorship, all I can say is, Long Live Late Night Comedy!!
@Tina93_
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's hilarious
@Shadowcam00
7 жыл бұрын
When the white house needs Kellyanne Conway, they send word to the Night's Watch to open the gate and let her through.
@kizzyteesdale9356
7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@amandaheness2158
7 жыл бұрын
Shadowcam i laughed out loud at that
@tomasviane3844
7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, or was it the Dragon Queen?
@vwcarrionr
7 жыл бұрын
Shadowcam dude... that was funny!
@rochellealansmithee7966
7 жыл бұрын
A discworld reference on youtube? I LOVE IT
@Cyfix15
7 жыл бұрын
lol, get him something special....how about a 'special' prosecutor
@bmogs1720
7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, That hungry hippos reference is SOOOO accurate. He is as shallow as a clear pool, 1 inch deep.
@Sindollx666x
7 жыл бұрын
That eye roll montage had me laughing my ass off. Thank you! 😂👏👏👏
@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer
7 жыл бұрын
Sindollx666x excellent writing
@therepublicofdiarrhea7792
7 жыл бұрын
Trump may have sacked Comey in May, but he's been sacking democracy in the nuts since January.
@JawbreakerRock
7 жыл бұрын
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon notification squaD!!!!
@AwesomeBlackDude
7 жыл бұрын
Some more bad news released from WikiLeak on Comey today.
@johnlennon1970
7 жыл бұрын
Hillary will be in prison by the end of the month.
@HKim0072
7 жыл бұрын
+John Lennon Jr Put a bet on your bold claim. Let's both put up $250,000 USD into an escrow account.
@ronszoke2329
7 жыл бұрын
BOOYAH! Nicely done....
@The13thPhantom
7 жыл бұрын
With all this Trump-Russia shit, Hillary's gotta be thinking, "So, who's crooked now, bitch."
@cutter4597
7 жыл бұрын
The13thPhantom Hillary has Russian tied too
@rosemcguinn5301
7 жыл бұрын
cutter where's your data? Where's the proof?
@newkboots
7 жыл бұрын
hypocrite!
@terrancel1786
7 жыл бұрын
The13thPhantom crooked trumpy
@diltonx6066
7 жыл бұрын
Trump needs Special Education.
@headcold7250
7 жыл бұрын
Dilton X rude. I know plenty special needs humans who function at a higher level of intellect than that man.
@JaredGoerke
7 жыл бұрын
Not funny. Don't make fun of those poor students by acquainting him with them. Stupid is not a disability.
@joekaput747
7 жыл бұрын
Betsy Devos won't let it be funded. it's not part of the charter program.
@AngryKittens
7 жыл бұрын
*PROGRESS TO TOTALITARIANISM* House of Representatives: Kissing Trump's ass Senate: Kissing Trump's ass DOJ: Kissing Trump's ass FBI: Under renovation.
@marinop.245
7 жыл бұрын
That's sad
@REALYAADYEXTREME
7 жыл бұрын
Adith Ahsan lololololololololololol
@uncountable4000
7 жыл бұрын
Congress includes the Senate.
@fifen1846
7 жыл бұрын
not long before 1984 becomes a reality. #BigBrotherIsWatching
@Demagoguez28
7 жыл бұрын
BattleHawk not sure if you realize he lost the popular vote.
@ml5350
7 жыл бұрын
Steve is funny....understatement of the year !
@MrBoondock1
7 жыл бұрын
Impeachment 2017
@karlkarlos3545
7 жыл бұрын
Did you notice, Mr. Plinkett? He stole your Lincoln assassination joke - "too soon"?
@Dodovacer
7 жыл бұрын
Haha! Good one!
@Areanyusernamesleft
7 жыл бұрын
Colton Rhodes at this rate (58% disapproval rating, Senators and Representatives from *both* calling for an independent investigator and/or commitee, 30 different sources for leaks about it was really Trump's idea to fire Comey and he asked the DOJ to come up with justifications, etc...), Trump will be lucky to last 4 years
@josi4749
7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Plinkett can you do a 'Half In The Bag' episode on Season 1 of the Trump Administration..?
@Flomkarsten
7 жыл бұрын
Will never happen
@sjuyal85
7 жыл бұрын
After Bush the Second, USA should have decided, Not elect a president who cannot speak in complete sentences.
@tlome8033
7 жыл бұрын
+Billy Bobbie Trump played the electoral game and won. You can't move the goal post after the game.
@justalostlocal
7 жыл бұрын
Shardul juyal Sadly
@Sueloveschoc
7 жыл бұрын
TLOMe it wasn't trumps strategy it was GOP, Mitch mcturtle and the league of white old men's strategy. All the gerrymandering led to a trump win in the electoral college.
@ALYSSAISTHEBESTWOO
7 жыл бұрын
TLOMe If Hillary had won I would be happier about the outcome of the election, but I STILL would say the electoral college is outdated and needs to go. I have yet to see a single Trump supporter say the same. It makes no sense that your vote means more based on where you live. I live in a solid red state, and it is pointless for me to vote at all. I am sure conservatives in solid blue states feel the same way. The only fair thing is for each person's vote to matter EQUALLY.
@Fralexion
7 жыл бұрын
Does both sides doing it make it acceptable?
@crocopde
7 жыл бұрын
The Press secretary hiding in a bush . AHAHA . This shit would make an excellent movie
@vicmartone
7 жыл бұрын
Luter Leko have you watched spin City? Paul lassiter plays a dumb press secretary for NY City Hall. not as dumb as Sean Spicer, obviously.that would be impossible.
@johnredberg
7 жыл бұрын
Wow, that monologue was on FIRE!!!
@johnemm4350
7 жыл бұрын
People like Colbert keep me sane.
@NewMessage
7 жыл бұрын
You can tell the News has become too blurred with the entertainment industry when even the News stories are just remakes of 'classic' news stories.
@reachtrita
7 жыл бұрын
The Hungry Hippo joke was hilarious!!!! 🤣😂🤣
@riverterrain
7 жыл бұрын
DreamingTata VeganMama I just hollered! I've never seen that many people disappear from the White House in such a short time!
@thesarahcaitlinshow
7 жыл бұрын
Late-night talk shows help me cope with the pain of Trump's administration
@WHDRWN
2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@tiredoffools8929
7 жыл бұрын
"They even re-hydrated KellyAnne Conway" LMFAO... WOW!
@danielcaceres4821
7 жыл бұрын
I almost choked laughing!
@MacLOUD150
7 жыл бұрын
BEST Line!!
@andrewmanzella1432
7 жыл бұрын
Hysterical...!
@sillysallyceli
7 жыл бұрын
Tired of Fools honestly after we impeach trumptard he needs to publish a book with all these jokes!
@desin24
7 жыл бұрын
he probably misread #firecolbert and fired Comey instead since both names start with Co
@nidavelliir
7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@patmos09
7 жыл бұрын
Don't be daft, Trump has no idea what the fuck a "C" or an "O" is.
@Muzikrazy213
7 жыл бұрын
+Nick you goddamn fucking savage
@Luvvamanwayne
7 жыл бұрын
Nick ha ha ha Nick Nick you're the bomb LOL.
@OGmailUser
7 жыл бұрын
Trump knows what a CO** holster is though.
@janet4luv
7 жыл бұрын
Lol Trump is like writing his own impeachment.
@bepowerification
5 жыл бұрын
comment didnt age well hu? have fun when he is re-elected :(
@sillygoose635
5 жыл бұрын
@@bepowerification Comment did age well, have fun when he's impeached!
@tysargent9647
4 жыл бұрын
The chances of that are awful now.
@jeffersonguzman9351
7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for all of this to be over!
@GabbyCamilleri
7 жыл бұрын
omfg i can't stop laughing at anderson's eye roll
@crapstirrer
7 жыл бұрын
gabby that was told.
@crapstirrer
7 жыл бұрын
gold
@seanwarren9357
7 жыл бұрын
edit option that'a way ------------------> 😉
@maxerrixon1267
7 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was the best part, followed by the Sean Spicer mention!
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was really professional.
@MaximumHeresey
7 жыл бұрын
South Korean here. As a person from the nation which just impeached imcompetent / irresponsible prez, I have only one thing to say - DO IT, DO IT NOW AMERICA. For god's sake, you are USA. THE GODDAMED U.S.of EFFING A!
@thexvault
7 жыл бұрын
We will!! We're with you!
@soomincheon8152
7 жыл бұрын
Yo im korean too, unlike with Mrs park/asian hillary the scandal with her was super clear unlike Trump no proof of russia interference, nothing but a excuse that the democrats lose, they dont want to say ''we lost because we picked a shitty candiate'' not taking responsible instead blame russia.
@Pinca.
7 жыл бұрын
It's not that easy though because people don't want to have a peaceful protest in DC, the Republicans in the House and Senate won't do anything, but we are waiting for the 2018 primaries. It's sad that some people won't stand up for their country that's going to be passed on to the next generation. Instead we are going to give Generation Z the worst mess in history and they will laugh and shame us because we were too scared to go all in without violence and fight for the present and the future.
@commencefa6640
7 жыл бұрын
Asain Hillary? For the last fucking time, WHAT HAS HILLARY DONE. You people have still indicted her on NOTHING and proven NOTHING. Brainwashed.
@MaximumHeresey
7 жыл бұрын
Soomin Cheon While I concur that Hilary was not a good choice for Democratic candidate, I think that this Russian scandal is at the whole new level. Sure, right now every evidence on this "Russian connection" is circumstantial and seemingly far-fetched. But remember - that is EXACTLY what we thought when the Park-Choi scandal was made public. Heck, maybe Trump is right and he does not have any connection with Russia. But you just DO NOT lay off one of the leaders of the judicial system, just because you don't like how they are doing their job. THAT IS SIMPLY NOT HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS.
@hickyxnicky411
7 жыл бұрын
Why is Sean Spicer hiding in the bushes, what is wrong with this country xD
@TheKrstff
7 жыл бұрын
Yuya kyoto He did not have time to come up with a spin or any alternative facts.
@lorcannagle
7 жыл бұрын
He wasn't hiding in the bushes, he was "standing amongst the bushes". I definitely believe him. Yup yup yup.
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
He was just taking a leak and was too embarrassed to admit it.
@conorlennon5312
7 жыл бұрын
Yuya kyoto let's be honest if you were Donald trumps press secretary you would be hiding from reporters as well
@KeybladeMasterAndy
7 жыл бұрын
The media hound people who have real problems. Imagine what they would do to somebody who can't spin something?
@jmae8957
6 жыл бұрын
Love Stephen Colbert!!!! He knows how to deliver a line. So funny. He's the best.
@anthonyjackson2987
7 жыл бұрын
I wonder when trump supporters would realized they're actually getting played, by the Donald
@AngryKittens
7 жыл бұрын
Never. They voted for him, remember? They're the same kind of people who reply to the Prince of Nigeria.
@DragonMaiden77
7 жыл бұрын
Angry Kittens it's sad but true. They're either very gullible or know he is a fool and don't want to admit to being tricked
@tlome8033
7 жыл бұрын
The audience cheered when Colbert said Comey was fired. When will you realize you're getting played by the media narrative? You are probably one of those who believed them when they said Hillary would win.
@daroe2340
7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jackson that would involve self reflection and a little bit of humility which does not exist in these crazy fucking scumbags.
@justalostlocal
7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jackson OMG Hitler's audience also cheered when he killed innocent people. I see, supporters of that disgrace are losing their arguments, if they even have one to begin .
@tcjusttc5418
7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is on fire!!
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
We can only hope. Not that I would piss on him to put him out.
@joekaput747
7 жыл бұрын
Drunken Mongoose I don't think Stephen wants to go to Russia
@joseph4861
7 жыл бұрын
Mongooses have tiny penises anyway....and it might get burned. Not worth the risk.
@Kelsdoggy
7 жыл бұрын
Haha Stephen is the best. He takes no prisoners
@xavierreichel8254
7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Gann Hitler took prisoners - then he killed them. Yeah... (I am referring to the Holocaust. If you are referring to the actual Second World War, many people don't take prisoners in war.)
@sususkir6981
5 жыл бұрын
@Christopher Stanis 1 year later it's getting more and more obvious that Russian collusion is real. Keep Yourself Safe, twat
@ashmitanandy
7 жыл бұрын
After Seinfeld, Friends, Arrested Development and HIMYM, the USA is the best sitcom right now.
@EarlofCrawford
7 жыл бұрын
The number of people who support their political party more than their country should frighten all of you.
@Basura40
7 жыл бұрын
we feel sorry for you America
@AriellaLilien
7 жыл бұрын
We feel sorry for us too
@michaelram9055
7 жыл бұрын
Reegen Hatch I feel sorry you felt the need to take the time out of your to type out that bullshit.
@michaelram9055
7 жыл бұрын
물고기행복 America feels sorry for Canada it's really sad that Trudeau is trying to take away your freedom of speech.
@amansinghbhadauria2818
7 жыл бұрын
well, even n.korea feel sorry for usa
@michaelram9055
7 жыл бұрын
Aman Singh Bhadauria North Koreans don't feel anything
@msteaguer1908
7 жыл бұрын
thank you Stephen Colbert, I need you and other comedian/actors that can say through levity giving greater thought and sight.
@GabbyCamilleri
7 жыл бұрын
stephens monologues are my favorite
@chrishopper7843
7 жыл бұрын
They should hire Comey as the Special Investigator into the Trump/Russia thing.
@zaydhamid9536
7 жыл бұрын
Chris Hopper *re-hire
@jessehernandez1081
7 жыл бұрын
Melissa mccarthy is going to have a great time this saturday night.
@walkingmonument
7 жыл бұрын
damn! Colbert is on his game!
@Cursed_Mark
7 жыл бұрын
TRIGGERED
@Abr3200
7 жыл бұрын
He is just a liar cheap media clown .|.
@jdrukis
7 жыл бұрын
^[ABR] Trumpet couldn't find Faux News I guess, lol
@justaperson9155
7 жыл бұрын
I just find the state of America fucking sad.
@henryalbrecht2930
7 жыл бұрын
TOUR DE FORCE! Stephen is absolutely killing it! #Colbert2020
@mariab7635
7 жыл бұрын
Henry Albrech
@Jasonblade9012
7 жыл бұрын
I swear Spicer becomes more and more of a joke..... and just remember he started his WH run with the ridiculous claim of the inauguration number
@merricat3025
7 жыл бұрын
Jason Blade when I first heard it I thought it was a joke. Him being Easter Bunny and all
@rajarajanmanoharan
6 жыл бұрын
Lol. That woman’s laughter in the back.
@WorstThingsEver
7 жыл бұрын
Maybe Trump thinks he's hosting a new 'The Celebrity Apprentice' season and has to decide between Comey and Pence.
@walterwalters154
7 жыл бұрын
Masterful today. Keep sharp, Stephen!
@vastucson
7 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest monologues I have ever heard. Stephen Colbert, you have my deepest respect!
@JugglerBean
7 жыл бұрын
Did Kellyanne give Anderson a wink there?
@saraarchetti2308
7 жыл бұрын
I noticed too, what the heck?
@DeesonJame
7 жыл бұрын
That's why Anderson rolled his eyes.
@TheMeatballMen
7 жыл бұрын
Rehydrating Kellyanne Conway still doesn't do a good job making her look alive
@BlackSun6393
7 жыл бұрын
They haven't found a way transplant souls yet. They have a few waiting for her they got from sacrificing patients with preexisting conditions.
@TheMeatballMen
7 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly laughing out loud hahaha
@daveskerritt185
7 жыл бұрын
Rehydrating Kellyanne just won't work. She tries to sound intelligent, but ends up always sounding stupid trying to defend the even stupider Trump. Was her dehydration a preexisting condition? Did her insurance pay for it? Or did Trump take her insurance away before she could use it? LOL!
@pierrebegley2746
7 жыл бұрын
dave skerritt She is easily one of the stupidest women alive.
@amelialing776
7 жыл бұрын
"How about a special prosecutor " is the best punch line.
@jessicatsai233
7 жыл бұрын
"How about a special prosecutor" Me: hahaha...Yes, PLEASE
@gerardolechuga3111
7 жыл бұрын
i was stoned watching this clip, and the anderson cooper eyes gag was insane & surreal. Trippin balls.
@connorleigh9640
7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert should run for president 2020
@CelonixCleaningServicesLLC
7 жыл бұрын
Connor Leigh Why? He literally has no qualifications.
@richieyoutube
7 жыл бұрын
+Philip Erdman lmao trump didn't either. at least Stephen has experience playing as a president (monsters vs. aliens)
@MeredithAnne88
6 жыл бұрын
I wish he would! He'd kill in the debates.
@michaelrobertson6618
5 жыл бұрын
I'll vote for a wet paper bag over Cheeto Hitler
@eliacevedo5084
7 жыл бұрын
*Fires entire FBI*
@オーメン-i7e
7 жыл бұрын
Eli Acevedo *Disbands the entire FBI*
@maesterlaemon7743
7 жыл бұрын
Oh, noes! Who's gonna look into those X-Files now?
@apurvanataraj5547
7 жыл бұрын
*Rehydrating Kellyanne Conway* floored me. Stephen Colbert, you are on fire. You have not just America's, but the entire world's support and love.
@leleskine
7 жыл бұрын
RIGHT? He's hilarious!
@mrbrainbob5320
7 жыл бұрын
panterathx He also hated trump
@guccycyxtvvu2320
7 жыл бұрын
Apurva Nataraj oh so you speak for everyone now?
@pgs907
7 жыл бұрын
Apurva Nataraj Indeed hw does Apuvra!!
@PerryCallas
7 жыл бұрын
No. I speak for everyone. Apurva is an impostor!
@thekingofnorway3465
7 жыл бұрын
this new episode of house of cards is scary
@Zbad123
7 жыл бұрын
Mac Benitez good one can i steal it on other videos?
@frellinghazmot4443
7 жыл бұрын
Anderson nearly got a seizure.
@dmvdsearth
7 жыл бұрын
Did Kellyanne wink at Anderson Cooper??? @8.42
@sandrablanco6592
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for keeping us laughing! When life gives us lemons, comedians make the sweetest lemonade 🍋🍋🍋🍹
@vwcarrionr
7 жыл бұрын
lol!!! Awesome monologue.
@SunaAoimori
7 жыл бұрын
OMG COLBERT IS LIT SO SAVAGE love him 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
@blackbruno50
7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is totally impotent as a comedian. He is not worthy to pop the zits on David Letterman's scrotum.
@SunaAoimori
7 жыл бұрын
Ohw hes infinitely better, hes more stylish more expressive, funnier, and hes more interesting.
@artmchugh9283
7 жыл бұрын
Suna Aoimori LIT SO SAVAGE ? what the hell are you sa. ooooo I get it you are young 😄
@joseph4861
7 жыл бұрын
Scrotum expert in the House.
@joseph4861
7 жыл бұрын
Trump?
@cliffbulldozer5134
7 жыл бұрын
stephen is doing a great job at containing his rage...you can tell how pissed he is
@gwheyduke
7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what happened to Kellyann Thanks for letting us know that she had been in the state of dehydration. ;-)
@ugochicreative287
7 жыл бұрын
i think stephen realized yesterday with the cheering of the James comey thing that his audience is kind of dumb, and now he's annoyed.
@MrHypnofan
7 жыл бұрын
Or at least not share breaking news without any context; which is what this monologue was all about.
@pashmina858
7 жыл бұрын
Trump found a way out of this mess - he will assign himself as special prosecutor - find himself guilty - and then impeach himself.
@pierrebegley2746
7 жыл бұрын
Pashmina858 And if he's very lucky, he'll get himself arrested for Treason, tax evasion and whatever other crimes he's committed.
@thilomanten8701
7 жыл бұрын
Hey America, you just got trumped.... ...by the Russians. No...this isn't a TV Show. You're screwed!
@palesgensler3099
7 жыл бұрын
Authoritarianism 101 was probably one of the classes at Trump university.
@markdlo
7 жыл бұрын
What was up with Conway winking before she got the eyeroll by AC?
@suebarrow5973
7 жыл бұрын
Márk Dávid Lovas surely not flirting with him! lol
@maryhunter6389
7 жыл бұрын
It's an eye twitch from too much lying.
@lmbb20
7 жыл бұрын
Colbert's gloves are off, he's back on CC
@6100GG
7 жыл бұрын
HEY STEPHEN.... That's how ya do it! Thanks for making my day. LMAO before bedtime.
@dovyhk
7 жыл бұрын
Exactly as Stephen you said, trump is just an infantile, impulse-driven and simple chap. You did what he was thinking, disregarding of what his counsels thought differently.
@arielsteinsaltz1956
7 жыл бұрын
Trump is like Nixon, with one key exception: Nixon cared about environmental protection. (#founderoftheEPA)
@dme1016
7 жыл бұрын
Ariel Steinsaltz The Idiot Trump is out-dicking Tricky Dick.
@bryanchambers1964
7 жыл бұрын
Didn't care about South East Asia's environment. He destroyed millions of acres of rainforest by bombing it.
@bobm1182
7 жыл бұрын
At least nixon HIRED a special prosecutor! Trump hasn't fired his own because he has yet to hire one, and nixon never fired the fbi director that'd be too dangerous to put the nation at risk for something like that... when nixon fucking was at war just so he could turn it into a political advantage!
@jackli8088
7 жыл бұрын
nixon actually did a lots of good things for people. like he pass a law to cover kidney dialysis cost and save millions of people's life. for couple more years at least.
@andrewjohnstone7943
7 жыл бұрын
He ended Vietnam...He enforced Civil Rights legislation...He buddied up with China...He created the EPA...He wasn't that terrible. Then Watergate.
@awesomedude584
7 жыл бұрын
This whole monologue is solid gold... even the misfire. This is why Colbert is No. 1!!!! Go Stephen!
@Meriale46
7 жыл бұрын
I never walk away disappointed watching Steven Colbert..he doesn't miss a trick and that's what pisses Trumpette's off. Trump is going down and he'll go down hard with a huge bang when he does. Until then I'll just keep getting my laughs at his expense.
@callumjackson6749
7 жыл бұрын
3:31 damn was waiting for Colbert to deal with that rogue strand of hair and was not disappointed #smooth
@nevereverwinter
7 жыл бұрын
Trump needed to get media attention off of his failure of a healthcare bill.
@hickyxnicky411
7 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway: Moisturize Me!
@suebarrow5973
7 жыл бұрын
Yuya kyoto. 'They brought her out of dehydration' lol
@Jonesrox1
7 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing.
@AAngelus28
7 жыл бұрын
She sleeps in a vat of formaldehyde.
@LP-MeAndMyShadow
7 жыл бұрын
She needs to quit the METHAMPHETAMINE
@MegaBlueT
7 жыл бұрын
In what way?
@noladr
7 жыл бұрын
'How should we thank him. We should get him something special. How about a special prosecuter?' Mic drop... solid gold Jerrah...
@weses2
7 жыл бұрын
IMPEACH TRUMP.
@antonchigurh8541
7 жыл бұрын
Republicans, Grow Some Balls and IMPEACH TRUMP
@thebengal9699
7 жыл бұрын
weses2 lmao with what evidence you fool 😂
@Tarorc79
7 жыл бұрын
if you think it would help.. remember Bill.. He was Impeached.. nothing happened.. he got 4 more years.. U sure you wanna impeach the biggest notorious bullshitter ever.. it migt turn out bad.
@raymoor9394
7 жыл бұрын
Get a life you uneducated low life, or just keep taking that white powder. I bet you do not know what the word ( Impeach ) means
@stealthattack2209
7 жыл бұрын
Ray Moor hey trumpee how is life?
@burtonmatterhorn
7 жыл бұрын
Best Colbert monologue yet! I like a little crazier Colbert. That baby-pool joke and Trumped were so good.
@deathscythehellfunk
7 жыл бұрын
To quote the Guardian: "Trump’s position is now so perilous that comparisons to Nixon are deemed insulting … to Nixon."
@hansludricht7940
7 жыл бұрын
+Gundam Yea all those corporate media stations know what's best for us. It's good we have the richest people on the planet telling us how to think.
@ValtteriNieminen
7 жыл бұрын
What's in it for the media CEOs to undermine Republican politicians since they're so rich? The massive tax cuts for the rich that Republicans keep pushing are more than beneficial for them. Comparing Trump's blatant covering of his Russia ties is completely reasonable.
@God8-O
7 жыл бұрын
GundamSentinel True shit.
@Johanov01
7 жыл бұрын
GundamSentinel Nixons a nutcase, Trumps a tyrant.
@diannerowen7955
7 жыл бұрын
Josh Hanukayev ******WHY?......DO YOU SAY THAT! NAME ME AND AMERICA.....ONE...JUST ONE INSTANCE!!!!YOU IDIOT
@Aditya-cd5mi
7 жыл бұрын
"Hungry Hungry Hippos!!" Oh my Oh my..
@bhagamshikannegundla3484
7 жыл бұрын
Steven Colbert is a national treasure!!!! Keep it going!!!!
@abelmolina490
7 жыл бұрын
i like passionate Colbert
@abelmolina490
7 жыл бұрын
Df 1 Is that what fox news told you to think? i check it out just to see how they feed their viewers with fear and hatred which you are demonstrating. also regarding your icon, god is not real, its a delusion which i can see you are generally very susceptible to.
@genssdeo4388
7 жыл бұрын
According to WikiLeaks, Stephen Colbert, was a major avenue for Clinton propaganda aimed at millennials as Hillary was preparing for her 2016 presidential run.
@frutrace
7 жыл бұрын
Someone was triggered.
@lauributt8023
7 жыл бұрын
Don't build that wall yet let me get the hell out of here first!
@1234ratboy
7 жыл бұрын
yes I want to go
@CozmicFirefly
6 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@mickieminton6940
5 жыл бұрын
Please do! Need help packing?
@37Raffaella
5 жыл бұрын
Lauri Butt I can imagine....it’s a hell of a lot more dangerous in the USA... cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/1ZN06oAGbXTQMun_zH6T-96PA7Q=/0x0:1080x1350/1520x0/filters:focal(0x0:1080x1350):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12758829/08_30_Gun_deaths.jpg
@michaelrobertson6618
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
@cliff7427
7 жыл бұрын
you know, jared kushner will probably become the new FBI director
@merricat3025
7 жыл бұрын
Alpha_OmegaTTC I heard Barron's up for the job being that he's should be done with school soon and he likes computers. Maybe then Melania to move to DC so we don't have to spend so much money guarding her
@brendarua01
7 жыл бұрын
Department of Justification! OMFG!
@suffer247
7 жыл бұрын
I am not a Colbert fan by any means....but he is killing it with his Trump commentary and satire.
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