That panda sticker is too cute and cheerful for the phrase, "putrefied viscera".
@gavindillon1486
6 жыл бұрын
Birberino "Yay, rotting organs!"
@TheLarryburns84
Жыл бұрын
sounds like a phrase you'd see in some early Carcass lyrics
@68able2
Жыл бұрын
yeah its like writing meshuggah lyrics in a hello kitty notebook
@Demiglitch
3 ай бұрын
That's just the title of it's science class report.
@BloodrealmX
5 жыл бұрын
"Fermented squid in putrefied viscera." So it's rotten squid in rotten gore. Yeah, that's real appetizing...
@CopiousDoinksLLC
2 жыл бұрын
I know that food is something of a precious commodity in Japan thanks to shortages of workable farmland and all that but... Really, guys? "Putrefied viscera"? That's just taking the piss.
@David-nd4to
Жыл бұрын
viSSEERA lol why my guy dont know words
@ThatOneToucan
Жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@HappyBeezerStudios
11 ай бұрын
That sounds like a great name for a metal band
@samholdsworth420
10 ай бұрын
Its Japanese
@yarrow1547
8 жыл бұрын
''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan.'' That joke killed me
@yarrow1547
7 жыл бұрын
Lillium no
@grimTales1
7 жыл бұрын
Me too XD
@a.j8307
6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@suprememarcus6587
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true!
@lifetothemaxx
2 жыл бұрын
He kind of sounds like Piers lol
@StrayLion
9 жыл бұрын
9:05 Wice Rine. I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who gets periodic derbal vyslexia.
@meanman55
9 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@StrayLion
8 жыл бұрын
***** Thank you
@spingo8236
8 жыл бұрын
+carcinogenartist sp0000000000000nerism!
@LeigonX
8 жыл бұрын
+Odd Kensei I do that all the fucking time >
@oscartaylor8530
8 жыл бұрын
+carcinogenartist god dam it, you beat me by....... 2 months
@LazerLord10
7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else just love how cute the little animal labels are?
@rainbowcookiesss
9 жыл бұрын
I love how things like "raw squid in putrified vicera" are written on those cute animal stickers haha
@GeorgeMonet
8 жыл бұрын
+Victoria Gaven I was thinking about that too. Maybe it is so Ashens doesn't panic.
@OrangeHarrisonRB3
10 жыл бұрын
It's like there's a Japanese person sending him tins of pet food and getting him to continuously eat them and Stuart can't tell because the labels aren't in English. He just thinks it's disgusting local food.
@TheShadow960
9 жыл бұрын
Something tells me ashens has become immune to every poison in the world.
@mattieerola937
9 жыл бұрын
We will soon see... (Sends fugu to ashens)
@Elias___
9 жыл бұрын
I personally like your comment, and I find it very accurate to the state of Ashens stomach
@TheShadow960
9 жыл бұрын
DARKROSE9090 Thank you!
@necrogenesis1981
9 жыл бұрын
+TheShadow960 Even iocane powder?
@TheShadow960
9 жыл бұрын
necrogenesis1981 Well antique jellified chicken. 60 year old cake. rotten raw fish. etc.
@jpr90
8 жыл бұрын
In America we have goldfish: the snack that smiles back. In Japan you have small then dead fish: the snack that stares into your soul.
@Silmerano
8 жыл бұрын
Hint of shrimp might be a terrible band name, but putrefied viscera....
@JoshuanKnode
8 жыл бұрын
"fried egg from satan's anus" is my band name
@dav.187
8 жыл бұрын
one of the most generic names for a goregrind band
@Kamakzie1976
8 жыл бұрын
Viscera was also a former now dead WWE wrestler.
@jjs9672
8 жыл бұрын
+Kamakzie1976 Big Daddy V.. RIP
@samuelstonewalljackson4894
8 жыл бұрын
king Mable / Big Daddy V / Viscera
@Supware
7 жыл бұрын
Raw squid in putrefied viscera has got to be the most appetising thing I've ever heard
@MartKencuda
7 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, I don't think you believe that at all!
@leontarmann3449
4 жыл бұрын
WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS?!
@ThatOneToucan
3 жыл бұрын
I'd eat it
@JeffyLB
10 жыл бұрын
Evr wonder if there's a Japanese version of Ashens reviewing British food?
@OdaSwifteye
10 жыл бұрын
Fish and chips in a can!
@MathewHaswell
7 жыл бұрын
Princes made a Fish & Chips paste at one point.
@grimTales1
7 жыл бұрын
Stuart must try it!
@MathewHaswell
7 жыл бұрын
Said paste was quite short-lived.
@stupidskeleton1
5 жыл бұрын
I want to see a Japanese man react to like, Stargazy pie
@HammerHeadCactus
10 жыл бұрын
As I sit here suffering over pages of cognitive revision, my only driving thought is that one day, if I work hard enough, I might to achieve my PHD in psychology and be qualified to ingest various jarred seafood products from the far east with little regard for my own life. You truly are an inspiration to future psychologists everywhere.
@peterclarke7240
Жыл бұрын
I like to believe this was all a cunning psychological experiment that Ashens started to understand the depths to which humans will go to in their search for entertainment, and it all got a bit out-of-hand...
@SamuraiCaveman
7 жыл бұрын
"Pureed brain and organs of crab, mixed with minced crab meat" So basically they just stuck some crabs in a blender?
@LazerLord10
6 жыл бұрын
wice rine w i c e r i n e W I C E R I N E *W I C E R I N E* Thank you for reading the comments on a 3 year old YT video.
@carlosbisa3086
4 жыл бұрын
Its a 6 year old video, 0/10 comment.
@biggiecheese8213
4 жыл бұрын
@@carlosbisa3086 its a 2 year old comment bruh
@fish_bacon
3 жыл бұрын
2021 represent
@Ashley-jp4nn
3 жыл бұрын
@@fish_bacon 2023 checking in
@theappleboi3104
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ashley-jp4nn 1786 Here
@adam_wynne
5 жыл бұрын
“Putrified Viscera” on the other hand, is a fantastic name for a heavy metal band!
@antrax607
4 жыл бұрын
Death metal*
@danny12480
4 жыл бұрын
@CHERYMVF ksksksks is right.
@DijaVlogsGames
10 жыл бұрын
Who was the guy who drank sake and through "If only there was a dead fish in my glass"?
@Phoebe5448
5 жыл бұрын
Or a severed goddamn toe... 🤢
@carroboi2981
9 жыл бұрын
I'm not much for eating whole fish, but the wasabi fish looked genuinely appetizing, for whatever reason.
@AgentTasmania
9 жыл бұрын
I hate all forms of seafood and yet I agree.
@Monroe-is1sz
9 жыл бұрын
Fritts ShockTrooper Same here, it looks like something I would just buy and eat without really thinking about it. I imagine that them being dried probably removed the ick, and the wasabi/almonds mask any unpleasentries
@dudef594
7 жыл бұрын
Judging by your anime avatar, I'd say you find it appealing just because it's Japanese.
@carroboi2981
7 жыл бұрын
Except I prefer Chinese and hate Sushi, I find European culture easier to understand, and the majority of Anime is trash. I find them appetizing because they actually look actually good.
@notthatadam
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, once you get over the eyes staring at you accusingly, it's pretty good. Designed to be consumed as a snack with beer.
@ALOUD
8 жыл бұрын
9:03 Wice Rine
@lrmclinn
7 жыл бұрын
Quentin B i was about to comment the exact same thing XDD
@michaelhall736
7 жыл бұрын
Quentin B Isn't that what sake is?
@ForgefaneCreations
7 жыл бұрын
michael hall nah it's more like Rice Wine instead of Wice Rine
@SebbySenpai
10 жыл бұрын
Oh God... *I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE MONITOR*
@_Super_Hans_
10 жыл бұрын
Can you send me next week's lottery numbers while your time travelling.
@LeXaTrOn28
10 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT A HORSE! (jk nice videos)
@SnickersTS
10 жыл бұрын
LeXaTrOn28 What are you talking about?
@wootlegion
10 жыл бұрын
Look, it's The 'Merican Ashens! When can we expect more videos?
@SebbySenpai
10 жыл бұрын
***** HA! I appreciate the nickname, but I'm no Ashens. He's the godfather of KZitem reviews. I'm just a disciple. :p
@emilystephenson7731
10 жыл бұрын
I now feel the urge to start a band called 'A Hint of Shrimp'.
@DASyam-tb7qt
7 жыл бұрын
Emily Stephenson lol
@bentramer682
6 жыл бұрын
Emily Stephenson I'd do it too!
@brandonmartin-moore5302
4 жыл бұрын
There is a Japanese band called Bump of Chicken.
@TheDenssy
4 жыл бұрын
One day someone in Japan got up early in the morning and thought: "Why not ferment raw squids in putrid viscera?" after that nothing really changed in the world, but at the same time nothing was ever the same.
@OrlandoOrca
10 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@annoytanor007
10 жыл бұрын
your name
@OrlandoOrca
10 жыл бұрын
What about it
@annoytanor007
10 жыл бұрын
AT!
@OrlandoOrca
10 жыл бұрын
Woo
@Consural
8 жыл бұрын
You gotta be squiddin' me.
@shoaibdayaji4679
8 жыл бұрын
ayyy I saw what u did there
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
8 жыл бұрын
+Shoaib Dayaji I saw what you squid there! I'm having a whale of a time making these fish puns Okay okay, I'll stop for reel, don't be crabby That's my line!
@shoaibdayaji4679
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@IanC14
5 жыл бұрын
You're a squid now, you're a kid now
@soylentgreenb
10 жыл бұрын
Go on Ashens, eat the surströmming, you know you want to.
@GiordanoBruno42
10 жыл бұрын
Pro Idea #9001: Ashens, Chef, Silver Skull and Guru Larry do a mock 'Come Dine With Me' using only weird food and Poundland ingredients.
@Artificial-Insanity
10 жыл бұрын
9:05 "Wice Rine" ? You are indeed a little confused in the head. ;)
@SymoneyBaloney
9 жыл бұрын
Lol😆
@samsquanch1996
Жыл бұрын
5:40 "You know what they look like, some sort of a cross between a child's balloon and a colostomy bag." Lmfao I died right there 😂
@gattocake
10 жыл бұрын
Can the Japanese only communicate through cute animal shaped notes?
@northumbriabushcraft1208
3 жыл бұрын
Japan's way of communicating to westerners - Cute animal notes & subtitles Japan's exports to westerners - Cute animal things (like hello kitty) weird seafood, nice sweets & buns, martial arts, anime & degenerate forms of hentai. We certainly get the finest parts of their culture exported, for men of extremley fine tastes. As a man of culture myself i can't say no to some sake, hi-chews, ramune, mochi and anything with red bean flavour, or a trip to the Japanese style steakhouse or sushi-go-round and ofc some hentai with catgirls. Nyaa Nyaa ;) Only the finest of Japan's exports for myself :)
@entr0pix
3 жыл бұрын
idk i think thats how we should all communicate
@gowanlore2434
Жыл бұрын
@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Last part of your comment comes straight out of Reddit.
@billyork6017
Жыл бұрын
@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Tips fedora at another enlightened gentleman of culture
@rubeusvombatus
10 жыл бұрын
Stuart Ashen's Kitchen Nightmares
@xaroprismo7526
5 жыл бұрын
wow, that is deeply unpleasant.
@uTubeNoITube
9 жыл бұрын
"A fried egg from Satan's anus." LOL Stuart is the best.
@garcon45
9 жыл бұрын
Weiss Ryne sounds like a jrpg character.
@datrazine
9 жыл бұрын
YOUR FAULT
@MathewHaswell
7 жыл бұрын
No Voles to be damned by our actions here.
@Reynsoon
7 жыл бұрын
Now it's Weiss Rhine time!
@BossDrSample
3 жыл бұрын
That hammond organ joke was absolutely top tier
@GoatYouhhudawg
9 жыл бұрын
My new band is going to be called Hint of Shrimp.
@wubmangaming
8 жыл бұрын
+Chloe Meredith fuck off im the owner of the ban u will never join
@wubmangaming
8 жыл бұрын
***** im joking u can join us
@gohmk7819
8 жыл бұрын
I like this comment so much...idk why. May I join you band too?
@jamesrobers3351
8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it will be, at least, as famous as your current band! Good luck mate!
@minefilms1122
8 жыл бұрын
+wubman gaming (wubman22) please dont type like this
@lolataylor9158
8 жыл бұрын
'it's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan' 😂😂👏🏼
@gaellafond6367
7 жыл бұрын
"You only live once" seems like a better argument for not eating it...
@ryanlutes9833
10 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'd eat anything outright labelled as "putrefied" and "viscera". Maybe I'm just close-minded. Also, I used to buy those dry fish things. Not for myself, of course. They were marketed as cat treats. She loved them.
@TheDeldiz
8 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I just tried a Chef Boyardee Mac & Cheese hot pot (I'm a student, so please don't judge me) and I seriously don't know what to say. The pasta tastes waterlogged and the cheese sauce is the most anemic, flavorless glop I've ever eaten. I can't get my money back, but if you try it, maybe I'll have some closure on the matter.
@TheArzonite
9 жыл бұрын
There's something fishy about this video...
@hunterdockery9325
9 жыл бұрын
My god man. You just broke america with that one o_O
@TheArzonite
9 жыл бұрын
Hunter Dockery I sea what you did there.
@hunterdockery9325
9 жыл бұрын
Okay thanks for imploding the universe............but I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise.
@funnychilli123
9 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite PUN CITY!
@dinkules
9 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite Quit stealing the sausage, Sausage Swiper!
@rchaffer
5 жыл бұрын
Those labels and the nano handwriting are the cutest things ever
@PinkThorn242
8 жыл бұрын
"This is a fish, lightly killed and then put in a bag."
@Phoebe5448
5 жыл бұрын
Mmm.... Crunchy Frog...
@ChrisHominski
10 жыл бұрын
KZitem keeps showing me red lobster commercials before Stuart eats nasty seafood
@Apotheosis_44
8 жыл бұрын
8:49 Huffer & Blow is a great name for lawyer firm.
@liampollard8996
10 жыл бұрын
These are either getting one hundred times better because of how funny they are or like ten thousand times worse with the food he has to eat and i cant tell which one i enjoy more.
every time you eat stuff that looks gross,like the crab, i think of monty python king arthur going JESUS CHRIST
@spinax22
8 жыл бұрын
"You make me sad."
@icecreamsamwich
8 жыл бұрын
that dried fish stuff actually sounds pretty good
@thebigtexas11
8 жыл бұрын
"it's fishy, it's cheesy it's a bit weezy." lol!
@AB-sd6bj
10 жыл бұрын
I love your food videos more than any other videos!
@Cyfaeras
10 жыл бұрын
9:04 'Wice rine' good job ashens!
@RobsRemixes
10 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you eat Surstromming
@DGneoseeker1
10 жыл бұрын
I think he actually declared in advance that the answer is a firm HELL NO to surstromming.
@IanC14
5 жыл бұрын
He has now
@DefactoOverlord
10 жыл бұрын
that jab at Pierce Morgan, brilliant :D
@LiarraSniffles_X3
8 жыл бұрын
For a few, blissful, moments I wondered what you meant when you said you were hoping for Hammond organs, then I slowly closed my eyes, exhaled and gently applied my palm to my face.
@bryanrobinson9208
8 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, being naive is amazing!
@tpayne7020
5 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 years and I still don't understand. Help!
@eleftherios11
4 жыл бұрын
A hammond organ is pretty much a fancy keyboard
@edwardnatsu4403
10 жыл бұрын
why do I always end up watching these while eating XD XD
@yodagaming2559
8 жыл бұрын
I want to try the fish sausage, seems odd
@jentzi23
10 жыл бұрын
I'm currently "worktraining" in a petstore with alot of aquariums.. The dried fish looks exactly like the unfortunate fishies that we find dried into the floor sometimes (they get spooked and jump out). Amazing.
@thezootbox
10 жыл бұрын
stuart... are you sure you dont have to... cook some of these things?
@crystalc1ear
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a loud Ashens ralph to wake me up
@tink6365
6 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered about small fish snacks like that. Do they have bones in them? Are you supposed to eat the bones? The fish look untouched, like they were just dehydrated and thrown in the bag.
@kiyoaki1985
3 жыл бұрын
ive had most of these, except for the fugu sake, my mouth was watering at the canned crab and squid, that stuff is honestly delicious if you just pair it with something like sake
@Jaybird196
8 ай бұрын
If you're drunk enough, you'll eat anything ;) !
@Armadurapersonal
8 жыл бұрын
Seafood is definitively something you DON'T eat if it has gone past the date
@NortelGeek
9 жыл бұрын
"I'm hoping for... hammond". I LOL'd.
@AndrevusWhitetail
8 жыл бұрын
"Wice Rine" ...good to know i'm not the only one with occasional Derbal Vyslexia
@aaronkennedy6486
8 жыл бұрын
I have it to, but not occasional, frequently. I don't talk much but when I do I screw it up.
@AndrevusWhitetail
8 жыл бұрын
Guys, it was a joke.
@jubuttib
8 жыл бұрын
Could be, but it's possible it wasn't. He has slipped into accidental spoonerisms before and promptly corrected himself, could be he just didn't notice this time.
@randonlando418
7 жыл бұрын
Nice stolen comment. -_-
@loneshewolf74
10 жыл бұрын
I have an aunt from Japan. She's a very nice person who only brought slightly odd things into my parent's kitchen when she, my uncle, and my cousin stayed with them for half the summer last year. But if she brought home this kind of gunk... I don't think even my brother would like it, and he once made pickled octopus that had three inches of grease inside the jar.
@AureaPersona
10 жыл бұрын
#yolo
@scorpionmccormack2093
10 жыл бұрын
Please don't not on this channel
@omin
10 жыл бұрын
#YOLOSWAG
@the999zombie
10 жыл бұрын
Lovin Cats Lmao
@AureaPersona
10 жыл бұрын
Scorpion McCormack Do you even blaze dank weeds, m8?
@pedanticcreeper7822
10 жыл бұрын
Scorpion McCormack Just watch the video, and then you'll understand.
@wendymain_69
3 жыл бұрын
this ashens:animal stickers and wine rine 2021 ashens:just reviewer
@touchmeimsad
10 жыл бұрын
"Peter was a small fish" "Thomas was alone" "Stanley was so bad at following directions"
@dr666demento
7 жыл бұрын
''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing... Kinda like Pires Morgan'' He was about as equally well liked on this side of the pond too.
@Napoleon_Blownapart
7 жыл бұрын
"raw squid in putrified vicera" who dafuq eats this shit?
@kellenredx
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know but it sounds metal as fuck.
@mikha17
7 жыл бұрын
Trevor Philips Enterprises me. it's good.
@MattG-mw7zi
7 жыл бұрын
Mik is it used like a seasoning instead of eaten with a spoon?
@maddiecornfield1191
8 жыл бұрын
did anyone else love the handwriting of the english translation
@phenomanII
10 жыл бұрын
Why do I always go to your channel when I'm eating?
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