Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation lessons: www.patreon.com/dogen
@MrBkbnk
6 жыл бұрын
あ な た は り ゅ う せ い
@stibba4286
5 жыл бұрын
魚。魚。魚。 (草)
@koushuu
5 жыл бұрын
@some person 頭 頭 頭 頭が良くなる
@awakepictures9435
5 жыл бұрын
@@koushuu だいじょうぶか?
@koushuu
5 жыл бұрын
@@awakepictures9435 しらない!😝本当に知らない。。。
@erikusmerikus7072
5 жыл бұрын
Interesting. ~(°>°)~
@wordybirdycs
4 жыл бұрын
My local supermarket has started selling American-sized jars of Jiff peanut butter and when I saw it I almost cried.
@Ariana95Thorne
4 жыл бұрын
wordybirdy I had no idea how lucky I was with my local, beautifully quiet and well-stocked (although I don‘t like peanut butter, so I wouldn‘t know if they had that) Inageya Supermarket... they even had normal sized baskets! In hindsight, I feel blessed :P
@crashmatrix
4 жыл бұрын
I tried Jiff. You call this stuff peanut butter?! Calve is where it's at boi.
@djlondon7956
4 жыл бұрын
Deep deep sadness
@leecowrul975
4 жыл бұрын
is it a good thing or a bad thing
@justicevanpool9025
4 жыл бұрын
kaldi has better pb, and costco has organic mixed nut butter.
@Lawlietftw30
4 жыл бұрын
"But there too, despair lays in ambush." Wow that's a POWERFUL line and it got used to describe going to a Japanese Supermarket.
@RavenSutcliffe
3 жыл бұрын
It has the same energy as that tumblr post about bullshitting an essay so well his teacher didn't ever notice, and that got him an A, that ended with "you kneel before my gilded throne, unaware that it was built on lies"
@bookwormbon482
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bookwormbon482
3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link to that post?
@postblitz
2 жыл бұрын
There's a distinct lack of Zetsubou sensei in this thread.
@kakahass8845
Жыл бұрын
@@RavenSutcliffe The correct is "You kneel before my throne unaware it was born out of lines.".
@Whoo711
5 жыл бұрын
"Kids everywhere" Little did he know that, just a few years later, he would have twins of his own. -Morgan Freeman
@monke8949
5 жыл бұрын
Dogen's got kids?
@Nynke_K
5 жыл бұрын
And with little twins at home, getting diapers and groceries delivered must be even more of a godsend.
@सूर्य-ग7ह
5 жыл бұрын
I can hear Morgan Freeman's voice.
@Autechltd
4 жыл бұрын
Yorokobe otousan.
@seanguides8847
4 жыл бұрын
@@monke8949 watch the healthcare video
@alcea16
6 жыл бұрын
Okay I went to a drugstore in Japan and my friend spent about 30 minutes in there and I had to listen to this vitamin supplements song...the same damn song...for 30 minutes holy hell
@kimjongoof5000
4 жыл бұрын
I bought sound blocking Sony headphones just in case
@hector1404
4 жыл бұрын
My nearest supermarket has this annoying song in the meat section, i die a little each time have to go there
Kai Thawley I don't get it. Maybe I missed something. Vegans don't eat fish.
@mirij9232
5 жыл бұрын
@@ComradeGiru That's the point, he was saying it's such an annoying song that anyone who could write it couldn't actually be a person who eats fish (and by extension, meat) and was probably doing it to drive people away from the fish counter.
@Rekken200
4 жыл бұрын
Getting asked by the same damn cashier "do you have a point card" every damn time I go to the super is the source of my anxiety
@icedkohionegai5194
4 жыл бұрын
Rekken and Yu I feel sorry for the cashier having to say the same damn thing every single time though.
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6
4 жыл бұрын
As a cashier I promise you it's literally an ingrained response I have asked people for their card after I just handed them back their card It's nothing personal so super don't worry about it!
@karengriffin4489
4 жыл бұрын
The point card 😂😂😂
@dopaminecloud
4 жыл бұрын
@@TigirlakaLaserwolf6 are you alive? like, on the inside? are you alright?
@TigirlakaLaserwolf6
4 жыл бұрын
@@dopaminecloud some days suck your soul out, but there are okay days. Thank you for asking, I don't think anybody's ever cared before. But there are for sure a lot of days where I'm just not present, mentally
@メワレ
7 жыл бұрын
時間がにじむ… すばらしい。 動画を見ていて日本語のテンポが気持ちいい。声もいい。動画構成もいい。
@Dogen
7 жыл бұрын
thanks!
@wilhelmsarosen4735
3 жыл бұрын
And in case anyone was wondering, the fish song was in fact a campaign song made by the Japanese National Federation of Fisheries Co-operative Associations. No prizes for guessing what kind of business they do. The scary thing is, it actually made it to third place on the Oricon chart back in 2003.
@multishit6664
3 жыл бұрын
bRAWNDO THEM SONG IS NEXT.
@decidrophob
Жыл бұрын
I feel, as a Japanese, that both in terms of statistics and casual impression, people have come to eat much less fish, hence the promotion seemed natural. I liked the song myself. These days we do not hear the song any more.
@akeake69175
6 жыл бұрын
日本語に関しては上手いとかの次元越えて日本人のしゃべりだし、 ギャグセン高すぎるしすごいな笑
@Dogen
6 жыл бұрын
haha thank you! ありがとうございます!
@pursuitsoflife.6119
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dogen jouzu
@ruthie6070
4 жыл бұрын
Me who’s been learning Japanese for the past three months: *is finally able to read the opening credit thing* Me: UNLIMITED POWER!!!
@victoriasalazar9629
4 жыл бұрын
Three months and you alredy know how to read kanji???? WOW Respect
@ruthie6070
4 жыл бұрын
Victoria Fuentes well not all kanji. I know around 50-60. I’ve been grinding 😂
@Lamefoureyes
4 жыл бұрын
Iiiiitty bitty living space.
@JuliuSeizure
4 жыл бұрын
@@ruthie6070 I know I'm late to the party but I'm gonna use your 50-60 kanji in 3 months as my benchmark, because I just finished with kana
@carsont1635
4 жыл бұрын
@@JuliuSeizure Hey, it may be worth looking into spaced repetition systems for learning kanji. I've been able to pick up all of hiragana the last 2 days with it. And so far been able to memorize like 15 ish kanji meanings + pronunciations a day. Pretty new at this but I'm sure you can get to that target in only a week or two!
i love how this man speaks perfectly, yet, because of his eastern euoropean look, I mistake his accent to be russian etc...
@koyama_shiho
5 жыл бұрын
Hm, u think so?
@AlistairAi
5 жыл бұрын
@Matteo Ricci So, _European_ then. Unless you mean he's Native American?
@stoffni
5 жыл бұрын
@@AlistairAi No he is American. Can't read?
@AlistairAi
5 жыл бұрын
@@stoffni There's no such thing as Ethnically _American_. Americans were originally mostly Europeans. So ergo, just because he is an American national, he still looks European.
@stoffni
5 жыл бұрын
@@AlistairAi I don't think you know what ethnicity is.
I cant even talk this good in my own language (which isnt Japanese).
@Vinni-2K
5 жыл бұрын
カリム bruh
@dragonslayergeorge898
5 жыл бұрын
talk this well*
@Vinni-2K
5 жыл бұрын
@@dragonslayergeorge898 = grammar nazi
@HamzaTuranKubulay
5 жыл бұрын
カリム これって大したものじゃないけど… weebs love to exaggerate tho lol.
@chuuyasan28
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@MetalOfHeaven777
7 жыл бұрын
Do you not have the yakiniku song by your meat counter??? ♪ママよりおいしくやーきーにーく♪ *runs from building before brain exlodes*
@evitadwipayana5652
5 жыл бұрын
My sūpā says お肉!お肉!お肉!お肉!お肉食べようーー
@fidybeanbird
5 жыл бұрын
evita dwipayana is it Gyoumu (業務スーパー) by chance?
@evitadwipayana5652
5 жыл бұрын
@@fidybeanbird no, its Max Value lol
@fidybeanbird
5 жыл бұрын
@@evitadwipayana5652 Oh is it in Kanto? Cause I live in Kansai and here Gyoumu super market plays the same meat song haha
@maryllthemusicman1318
4 жыл бұрын
おい止めろなぁ!
@strangeFINE
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the halloween jingle my supermarket had when I was living in Japan, it went 'trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or trick or treeeeat, trick or treat, trick or treat, trick or trick or treeeeeat' and went on like that the WHOLE time whenever the supermarket was open. I felt so sorry for the people working in that supermarket. And myself.
@tomaplant
8 жыл бұрын
that song writer must be vegan loooool
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
that's probably my favorite line in the piece-glad someone finally commented on it! cheers :)
@tomaplant
8 жыл бұрын
XDDD btw is the 流星 joke from that 三代目 song or somewhere else?
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
haha no just ありふれた DDR lyrics lol
@tomaplant
8 жыл бұрын
Got it
@oossgl
4 жыл бұрын
YES! That phrase was the best one! So clever! jajajajaja
@queenloft236
6 жыл бұрын
普通に面白いし暗い感じの編集が好きwww
@lapinou.angelique
3 жыл бұрын
ありふれた日常の風景が、こんな風に切り取られるのはとても新鮮ですね!
@amuro0920warito
6 жыл бұрын
ここまで日本語を喋れるまで勉強したんだと 感動した ありがとう😊
@kellielow385
5 жыл бұрын
I had the same feeling when visiting supermarkets in Tokyo. Finally getting out of the building was accompanied by a very unexpected wave of relief.
@clairesimplydivine
7 жыл бұрын
You're freakin' awesome! I've never heard anybody speaking Japanese like you, it seems that you're a native speaker !
@TellaTokyo
4 жыл бұрын
starting from the "nano-basket" i just lost it. no, may be even earlier than that
@AccelComm
8 жыл бұрын
Bro I served a mission in Japan. I cannot believe how good your Japanese is. I am way jealous. I could study my whole life and not speak like that.
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
haha I majored in Japanese during college and studied by myself when I was young as well. Thank you so much for stopping by! Hope you enjoy upcoming content as well :D
@janetsatou861
8 жыл бұрын
Let me be you Dogen ! haha
@Cube__TV
7 жыл бұрын
How did that major do for you? What is your occupation now? (If you don't mind my asking)
@Dogen
7 жыл бұрын
let's just say that it's not too good for making money haha. I can't talk to much about my job, however, part of my contract. I make almost as much money on patreon as I do at my full time job lol
@651LYS
6 жыл бұрын
Jared Alexander I began studying Japanese on and off at a University but haven’t finished yet. The more I studied, the less I felt I’d ever be able to know fully of the language. I felt and still feel overwhelmed. When I see people like Dogen I’m in utter disbelief, awe, envy, wonderment, and then hopelessness that I’ll ever become even adequate at speaking or comprehending Japanese. But, good Lord, he must put a LOT of effort into breathing, studying, learning, and living Japanese, I think. Perhaps I can at least aspire to have a reading or speaking comprehension with a toddler in Japanese. I can work toward that. Whew, can you imagine the tens of thousands of studying Japanese Dogen has put forth yet?
@fahimaoishy8660
3 жыл бұрын
I study Fisheries and Marine science. And one of my professors did his PhD in Japan. And he has told us about the sakana sakana song SO MANY TIMES that I recognised it right after listening to the first 3 words 😂😂
@LePetitNuageGris
7 жыл бұрын
You are honestly hilarious. I love the Japanese-style delivery of your stories. It makes them that much more entertaining.
@Dogen
7 жыл бұрын
so glad to hear that you enjoy them! I recommend the Japanese Dentist series as well ^^
@LePetitNuageGris
7 жыл бұрын
I'm literally creeping through all your videos, so I know I'll run across that. Lol Thanks for the recommendation.
@bilyanaivanova4507
4 жыл бұрын
I have officially made this my watch-ten-times-every-day-until-you-remember-it video. It's brilliant. Thank you.
それ、本当ですね 私が怒ってしまったんだからしょうがないだろうが!👊みたいな感じで責任を認めるのが下手な子供みたいな人が多いと感じます。 Agree to differ is most difficult for Japanese due to, as a language, it has too much preconceived meanings.
@ayamehojo1441
4 жыл бұрын
譲り合いの文化だからね
@Jijichan5
Жыл бұрын
これ、大好き♡何回も観てます。
@billmctough
7 жыл бұрын
Interesting: I had a very different experience in the Groceries I frequented living in Yokohama (Aeon and Keikyu). Always quiet, clean, and efficient. At Aeon in particular, additional staff would be promptly called away from other duties around the stores to open more register lanes when lines became long. And I like the arrangement at many where the cashier gives you the bags after you pay and you step to another table to bag your groceries - seems to speed up the line compared to when the cashier is ringing you up and also bagging your goods. The only downside Î found was that some fruit/vegetables were expensive compared with the USA (although always really fresh and high quality).
@abyssimus
3 жыл бұрын
I'm out in Kyushu, and yeah, I do most of my shopping at MaxValu/Aeon. Even went ahead and got the damn point card because it's like getting a "skip dialogue" button. I've noticed that the smaller local chains tend to quieter but I still don't take my headphones off until I'm in line for the register.
@mangamoviemusicaccount1123
6 жыл бұрын
魚の歌や呼び込みくんの音聞くとテンションめっちゃさがるの分かる
@4kibun
6 жыл бұрын
If you eat fish, you will get smart この訳好きww
@zionpark0803
6 жыл бұрын
cat cat 単にyou eat fish, you get smart でよかった気もしますけどね。
@aloneintheroom513
Жыл бұрын
I like how he tells his story narratively in Japanese. I'm a native Japanese speaker, but I think I can't tell like he did! It feels like reading a part of beautiful sentences in a novel
@murasyo
6 жыл бұрын
なるほどね、こういう視点もあるのか。
@alexeialeksandr7606
5 жыл бұрын
So... they're like Walmart but instead of small baskets, none of the cart wheels work.
@zamiaramirez1390
4 жыл бұрын
Or they squeak like they have mice tied to the bottom of them and rattle so violently youd have a milkshake if you decided to put milk in your cart
@TheOrikousan
7 жыл бұрын
やばい!めっちゃ面白いです!(笑)そして表現力すごすぎる(笑)
@Dogen
7 жыл бұрын
ありがとうございます!スーパーに対する情熱出ていますか?w
@duncanmanser894
3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps an unintended benefit of this video is now whenever I go to a Japanese supermarket, I’m instantly reminded of it and it somehow eases the pain.
@michaelmuller1433
3 жыл бұрын
Not really. But it‘s more fun. I had to laugh when I heard the sakana song in the supermarket when I was on vacation in Japan. But shopping is really stressful in Japanese cities, not only in supermarkets.
@torato3531
6 жыл бұрын
四畳半神話体系みたいな語り口すこ
@alifshinoda5399
5 жыл бұрын
gdi… I now have that "魚 魚 魚〜" played in my head
@SierraLarson2
4 жыл бұрын
Is your icon Gen from Kekkaishi?
@Saiyabai
8 жыл бұрын
You tell these stories so wonderfully, always looking forward to it!
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
+zzqsk ` thanks so much for the support! :D hope you enjoy the next video as well! :D
In the other hand, here in europe I think america baskets are a little too big and japanese baskets a little too small... XD balance haha
@SaznizamSazmee
Жыл бұрын
So THAT's the fish song they keep playing at my local AEON!
@イシカワV2
6 жыл бұрын
スーパーはまだ大丈夫だけどゲーセンとかはちょっと長居したくないなぁ
@johncoolbanana
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know anything about living in Japan or Japanese culture, but how did I just found this channel, oh my gosh, I'm stuck watching videos I don't relate to, but golly it's entertaining.
When I first visited a supermarket in Germany and saw so ridiculously huge shopping carts and baskets that Japanese people can even live in and thought the same thing
@skansoul9315
6 жыл бұрын
いちいち「日本語上手いですね!」と言われる…… がなかった lol
@Area-kv4dt
2 жыл бұрын
1:44サバの山の上に置いてあるラジカセから!光景が浮かぶ!
@Woolookologie
8 жыл бұрын
魚食べよ。毎日。毎月。毎年。死にまで。
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
頭を食べると、魚魚魚、魚がよくなる
@Woolookologie
8 жыл бұрын
I feel the sudden urge to make a future funk edit of this song, what's the actual name? (Let me guess, something around sakana)
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
おさかな天国 lolkzitem.info/news/bejne/sn-s0aarnaCSfoo
@Woolookologie
8 жыл бұрын
Dogen I feel like my IQ just dropped significantly after watching this in its complete form let's get to work w
@Dogen
8 жыл бұрын
I like the complete form a lot more actually haha. It's the edited version they put on loop in the supermarkets that drives me crazy!
@lillyehrlich2816
11 ай бұрын
Every time I feel sad I rewatch this video
@goodteatime
5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂 as soon as I heard that fish song I recognized as the song played repeatedly at Mitsuwa market place! So that's a normal thing eh?
@arcaderabbit7788
4 жыл бұрын
Oh at Mitsuwa too??
@vnstsoom7804
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t hear any of these songs in summit, yaoko market, and maruetsu
@EJproductionsxD
5 ай бұрын
You would think this video is an exaggeration. But I had a 6 week internship in Japan and my local supermarket had the sakana song playing on a loop in the fish section every day with other songs at other sections of the supermarket. This is real.
@steventan5618
3 жыл бұрын
So that's what that freaking song is about at my local Japanese mall's fish section! Ps: I'm from Malaysia
This is all SO true. The worst thing about the supermarket where I always went to was that they were always playing the EXACT SAME VERY ANNOYING SONG ON LOOP! Of course way too loud on crappy speakers. At least there were small cards that you could put into your basket if you didn't need a bag. Although I had my "袋は大丈夫です" down on day 3 or so in Japan. By the way, I love Japan and I will go back there someday! :)
@carlcouture1023
3 жыл бұрын
You have perfect comic storytelling ability!
@morbrts9936
5 жыл бұрын
Your dramatic Japanese phrases in this were so good lmao
@narellvillalobos2564
4 жыл бұрын
I think, this the first time I suscribe so fast to a channel.... These videos are priceless
@uss_liberty_incident
4 жыл бұрын
I really like your way of storytelling and editing. That level of immersion feels like a treat on top of getting to hear proper conversational pronunciation. Thank you very much for your had work!
@ezraavaliani2773
4 жыл бұрын
This channel is like Pokemon. I watch one video, now I gotta watch 'em all.
@stevecooper6578
3 жыл бұрын
"Zeus pegs me with a curveball as I head towards the seafood" I don't why that done me in Brilliant
@bonedoggle
2 жыл бұрын
well the best part of my japanese tutoring session today was learning that the fish song is actually a real thing that exists and gets played over loudspeakers in grocery stores
@Starlighteyes
4 жыл бұрын
i feel cheated that i have never experienced this kind of supermarket in japan the ones i went to were all fairly normal
@kooken58
4 жыл бұрын
Same, but I only went to the ones in Rural Japan. Maybe the Supermarkets in the city are different? I went to Don Quijote, but that really isn't a super market. However some of the shopping centers were like that with the insanely loud music to attract you to buy certain products lol.
@Starlighteyes
4 жыл бұрын
kooken58 i lived in Osaka, and still didnt encounter supermarkets like that
@kylejohnson6061
4 жыл бұрын
I live in Tokyo and I'm so glad I found your channel lol. My only regret is almost none of my friends will be able to appreciate your content.
@dieblauebedrohung
3 жыл бұрын
1:46 - LOL, I thought Ben-To just made that one up, that's actually hillarious!
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