The Full version of The Day we went to Blackpool by Jasper Carrot
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Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool
An 'orrible day, we got drunk on the way
And spent our money on chips and bingo
Hour after hour we spent in a bar and we drank a barrel of cider
And on the way back I was sick over Jack
And the rain came down.
Oh do you recollect the havoc we wrecked as we vandalised the sea front
Sydney the punk, he lost a chunk from his head when he nutted a parking meter
I'll never forget all the fish that we ate as we staggered round the fairground
We distributed eels from the big ferris wheel
And the rain came down.
Oh do you recall the thrill of it all as we organised a gang bang
Under the pier, a bottle of beer and an inflatable doll called Vinyl Vera
It ruptured the two at the front of the queue and then it came to my turn
But i couldn't begin 'cos the tide had come in
And the rain came down
Oh Eric and Sid, they bet us a quid they could climb the Blackpool Tower
Newcastle brown made Eric fall down, we carried him into a Wimpy bar
Sydney threw up right into his cup and we had to call the waiter
Then Eric was ill right all over his bill
And the rain came down
Oh Eric and me, we wanted a pee, so we climbed upon the bandstand
We recycled booze all over our shoes and quite a lot over the band as well
We jumped in our car but we didn't get far 'cos a policeman waved us down
We must have been out of our brain 'cos we came down by train
And the rain came down
Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool
An 'orrible day, we got drunk on the way
And spent our money in magistrates fines
We stood in the dock 'till at least three o'clock and the jury found us guilty
We were fined 2 and 6 'cos the judge was half pissed
And the rain came down
And the rain came down
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