She came through my door like a velvet hurricane, eyes ablaze and a gun in her hand. I said, "Put that thing away, you're going to hurt my feelings". She said, "Your feelings are the last thing you need to worry about, Doc". That was the moment I fell in love...
@clivelewis2151
7 жыл бұрын
"Put that thinG away,...." not 'thinK' Trade you that bit of proofreading for the time with these tunes :- )
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Clive. I'm appointing you my proofreader! 😀 I created that comment to try to encourage listeners to leave a comment in the style of Film Noir.
@clivelewis2151
7 жыл бұрын
Dang, I think I get it! How about “Listen Doc, word on da street is you’ve been spending more time watchin' da babes than da spellin'.”?
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Look, Mac, between all night stakeouts and drinking myself to sleep every morning, who has time for proper grammer? Hey, hand me that bottle, will ya?
@ethancollins4593
7 жыл бұрын
Doc, if it ain't tha dames, that bottle'll be the end of ya
@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
6 жыл бұрын
Several authors making their debut novella in the comments below
@DrSaxLove
6 жыл бұрын
That's awesome, isn't it?
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl
5 жыл бұрын
So, I sat here, grinding out original stories. Two a week. Only, I seem to have lost my touch. Maybe they weren't original enough. Maybe they were too original. All I know is, they didn't sell.
@ryaneble7869
5 жыл бұрын
Aedrim we all got to get started somewhere bro
@benkenobi_
5 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@justceexo2145
5 жыл бұрын
Yes lmao
@66desdichado
5 жыл бұрын
"I have two magnums in my desk. One is a .44. I keep it loaded. The other is a bottle. It keeps ME loaded"
@vojtechzlesak5325
5 жыл бұрын
Ok, this comment made my day XD
@lordcommandersnow1611
5 жыл бұрын
*Mysterious Stranger theme*
@Mr562stan
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah
@WlaterIsHere
5 жыл бұрын
There a was a third Magnum on the table, to keep my love interests loaded
@ranbummerz729
5 жыл бұрын
I love calvin and hobbes
@Street__Soul4
11 ай бұрын
“I’m listening to this on a Tuesday. An ordinary Tuesday. The kind of Tuesday that falls between Monday and Wednesday. No matter how you look at it, it’s just Tuesday.
@Rickvid
6 ай бұрын
I read this on a Tuesday. I knew Monday was gone; I'd never see her again. But, there is Wednesday. She's weird, but she's there.
@geraldqueener7861
5 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😊
@jfsebastioniii2851
4 ай бұрын
Some guys are lucky and get to read comments on Tuesdays. Not me. No, I'm reading comments on a rain and whiskey soaked Thursday night.
@ItsMefromSnuffys
3 ай бұрын
Tuesday has a feel… I feel Tuesday
@irmaosmatos4026
3 ай бұрын
Reading your comment on a tuesday.
@MrCocospy
2 жыл бұрын
Her: BABE PLEASE STOP YOU'RE NOT A 1940S PRIVATE EYE Me: "Beat it toots, these streets aren't what they used to be"
@mohammedashian8094
2 жыл бұрын
Those dames just never learn do they?
@DarkGator31
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🙌
@ezraromero3949
2 жыл бұрын
I would have liked it but it's at the perfect number of likes so I'm leaving this comment instead of liking
@aristology6912
2 жыл бұрын
@@ezraromero3949 no one cares
@ezraromero3949
2 жыл бұрын
@@aristology6912 you clearly give a shit
@mcazares48
4 жыл бұрын
I wandered into the ice cream parlour, however the evening was wet and a little too cold for frozen treats. I paid no mind and acquired the sweet, cold, and delectable cream. That's when I knew, I had no idea how to write a 1940s noir novel..
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the ice was good! yes? ❤️
@ismirdochegal4804
4 жыл бұрын
Fell off my chair laughing
@idontlikecaps8823
3 жыл бұрын
Lies, you did great 🙄
@malaquiasalfaro81
2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the onenty-one meme
@itsaguinness
2 жыл бұрын
...It got worse... the man at the shop feed me lies, it was frozen yogurt. My heart sank
@TheLordeHenrique
2 жыл бұрын
"I had 3 shots in me, one was pfeizer, one was Bourbon and one was a bullet the doc never bothered to fish out of my shoulder. And on a night like this, I was feeling all of them."
@JudgeDrey
2 жыл бұрын
Nice one.
@onedepressedgamerm6525
2 жыл бұрын
(Smoke slowly flys away from the cigarette)
@dickinsteinblowitz7102
2 жыл бұрын
But in the end the clot got me, but the doc would cover it up by calling it sudden death syndrome. It was a perfect crime with nobody legally liable since I was a guinea pig for an experimental drug. Boy what a sucker I was.
@georgik1963
2 жыл бұрын
“And unless you’ve had a booster, Buster, I’d suggest you keep that face mask up.”
@onedepressedgamerm6525
2 жыл бұрын
@@georgik1963 can it buddy i get my boosters at Tommy’s diner
@Desh681
7 жыл бұрын
From the moment i saw her outside my office window, i knew she was trouble. Mainly because my office is on the fifth floor.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Good one, Magic! 😅
@shgnamaste7730
7 жыл бұрын
Magic ... I put a spell on you and now you're mine.. ;-}
@jasonledue4837
7 жыл бұрын
FuzzyWuzzy was a? B A spell? Last time someone said that around me it was a long leged redhead but that was 15 years ago. It all started when she stormed in my office and said if you don't help me i'll put a spell on you. Then I said spell? listen sister the only spell that you are going to put on me is your name......
@vaultdweller9210
6 жыл бұрын
This is like some Night Vale shit lmfaoo
@vooshiningstone3761
6 жыл бұрын
lol love it!
@crystalskullsucked
3 жыл бұрын
As i scrolled through the comments section with the rain pounding against my window, it suddenly dawned on me: I had nothing witty to contribute
@Sergei_taboritsky
Ай бұрын
You just proved yourself wrong
@mehdyseraiche3210
5 жыл бұрын
"I tried to drown my sorrows in bourbon, but the bastards learned how to swim"
@anastasissfyrides2919
5 жыл бұрын
best thing i read in years
@okami4517
5 жыл бұрын
Mehdy SERAICHE That is deep man.
@EmmettTheGoon
5 жыл бұрын
I had 5 slugs in me.... 4 bourbon... 1 lead.
@rosegold-beats
5 жыл бұрын
Mehdy SERAICHE thats hella deep
@mrshumancar
5 жыл бұрын
Frida Kahlo's quote
@vaporwaverabbit3389
4 жыл бұрын
I never realized how much I needed to solve a mystery until now.
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
🙏
@Vigilante9033
3 жыл бұрын
That mystery ain’t gonna solve itself
@lordsnivyofnottingham2948
3 жыл бұрын
You didn't. It dragged you in and seduced you, then dumped you out like a used napkin.
@Svemirsky
3 жыл бұрын
_We all do, friend. We all do._
@polybius3821
3 жыл бұрын
Me too😭😭 in black and white
@SirMoFoDans4
5 жыл бұрын
The amount of smooth in this comment section is too much to bear.
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
It's a natural by-product of the music, Captain, which, in turn, is a natural by-product of my existence. 😎
@DJ-Collins
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. SaxLove you’re a pretty cold cat doc
@Iliadic
4 жыл бұрын
As are you
@catrionahenderson7759
4 жыл бұрын
Smooth with a capital Smoo honey bunny!
@lucas23453
4 жыл бұрын
Near frictionless to be sure.
@hicehamer1337
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a detective quote. She took all the words from me."
@robbiereilly
3 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@senord2429
3 жыл бұрын
omg hahah
@itzfanzphisasimpgamer9962
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@portraita2679
2 жыл бұрын
It give me vibes of detective trying to solve a case in a cafe in a rainy day while smoking cigarette.
@tomprice5990
7 жыл бұрын
I could feel the cold silence fill the room, that kind of silence you get when both parties know why the other is there, but don't want to admit it. I exhaled smoke and she caught my gaze with fiery eyes and said "Here is your cappuccino sir, thank you for visiting starbucks. oh and can you refrain from smoking in here?"
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Nice twist at the end there, Tom. I'm chuckling! 😁
@tomprice5990
7 жыл бұрын
Hey thx doc, and thanks for replying. I really respect that. you sir just earned yourself a sub xD
@josephhamouche6941
7 жыл бұрын
Tom Price That was perfect. A frappuccino would have been epic.
@saint4901
7 жыл бұрын
Tom Price goddamnit 😂😂
@shgnamaste7730
7 жыл бұрын
... heh
@hershmergersh6733
7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the only youtube video where I can say I came for the music and stayed for the comments
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Excellent, Ben. When I posted this video I was really hoping for some good "noir" story comments, and our listeners have not disappointed! Thrilled you're enjoying it, Ben - thanks for checking in. 😎 ~Dr. SaxLove
@swine13
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i usually finish before i get to the comments, too
@ShannonPiccolo-kb1dq
4 ай бұрын
Bang Bang Bang
@00andrescab00
4 жыл бұрын
"She was exactly the kind of trouble that I was looking for. The kind that would woukd give my life a sense of purpose. The kind that would get me killed."
@buasfesbigbrother3004
4 жыл бұрын
underrated
@kennedymanasseh3743
4 жыл бұрын
I felt that...
@stevenloeffler1266
4 жыл бұрын
Are we all reading these comments in like a 40s noir voice as well?
@giovascure2408
4 жыл бұрын
UFF NICE
@spudskie3907
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevenloeffler1266 LOL! Yes and in black and white!
@tacofop600
3 жыл бұрын
"They say every dog has his day, but I ain't counting on seeing mine anytime soon. I work nights."
@enterthebruce91
3 жыл бұрын
Nice one! 👍
@Hevvvyyy
2 жыл бұрын
That line reminds me of The Sky is falling by Queens of the stone age
@lornesburnphone2474
2 жыл бұрын
This!!!!!!!!!
@drewsagar2634
2 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha Ha 🤣
@Nenirama
4 жыл бұрын
"I was born when she kissed me, I died when she left me, I lived a few weeks while she loved me." - Humphrey Bogart.
@timothyball7502
3 жыл бұрын
Don't Bogart that Humphrey.
@60ovrsniper20
3 жыл бұрын
Boomer simp 😳😳
@PranavTheGreat1
3 жыл бұрын
@@60ovrsniper20 stfu
@theleetworldbest
3 жыл бұрын
@@60ovrsniper20 Ratio
@yeyoreview5661
3 жыл бұрын
What Bogart movie that was?
@trevorvegetable8974
4 жыл бұрын
In my head I’m reading every comment in this comment section with the same exact voice that you’re probably reading with.
@zurdoaggresive
4 жыл бұрын
A fourty year-old white man yeah
@aidsbaker7639
4 жыл бұрын
Detective valentine
@crazycoot647
4 жыл бұрын
Max Payne?
@julianguerrero1801
4 жыл бұрын
@@crazycoot647 same
@ConnorTheSpooky
4 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Cage?
@ajyoyoyoyo
6 жыл бұрын
I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without-- my identity.
@DrSaxLove
6 жыл бұрын
I found something once, something I can't live without - the love of my life! 😘
@nataliedanovelist7361
5 жыл бұрын
Anyway, thanks for the pen.
@martishahinojosa4223
5 жыл бұрын
@@nataliedanovelist7361 no problem hon
@tacotony3274
5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob?
@alexruiz4739
5 жыл бұрын
TACO TONY si. hotel?
@Guilherme-ps3tw
2 жыл бұрын
You feel like a L.A. detective who has just returned from the war and realizes that the streets he used to know are no longer the same...
@OXFOLICIOUS
2 жыл бұрын
you described LA Noire in 29 words
@cyberspectre8675
2 жыл бұрын
@@OXFOLICIOUS Kinda? That's more about going to war in your youth and then working a beat when you return, only to realize the streets are just as dangerous as any battlefield.
@alexburbank2443
2 жыл бұрын
I lived in LA, and did deliveries there at night time. Its nothing like it used to be
@alinasrat7903
2 жыл бұрын
that's cole Phillips
@gunaf28
2 жыл бұрын
@@alinasrat7903 ^cole phelps
@marielysdiane3342
7 жыл бұрын
The comments on this video are the best thing ever. You guys wins. This is the best comments section in all of youtube
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I was sitting at my desk, cigarette between my nicotine-stained fingers, smoke blinding me in one eye, when we walked through my office door like she owned the place. She stopped, put her hands on her hips, looked me over and said, "Are you him?" I said, "Yeah, I'm him - who are you?" "I'm Marielys Diane" she said, "Here to change your life." I thought for a moment. My life could sure use changing. "Sit down" I said. "Make yourself comfortable." So she did, and that was the beginning of the rest of my life.
@tacontrol7084
7 жыл бұрын
I casually entered into Dr.SaxLove's office... without knocking (As I always did) to bring his weakly magazine "Girls & Corpses", but to my amazement he gave me that 'I hope you die soon' look and said nothing.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I looked up as she entered my office carrying my favorite magazine, "Girls & Corpses" and as I looked at her I realized something for the very first time - she was incredibly beautiful! I tried to hide my sudden feelings with a scowl - I hoped I hadn't hurt her feelings...
@windinkle1
6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Great writing.
@marksivan5679
6 жыл бұрын
You win my heart
@LakeEffectYT
4 жыл бұрын
"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass. I wasn't selling any."
@pragunbhalwall5160
4 жыл бұрын
YO that's from Max Payne isn't it ?
@daddyskil4507
4 жыл бұрын
@@pragunbhalwall5160 yep, it is. One of the best noir detectives.
@cringlez1096
4 жыл бұрын
Daddy Skil damn i loved that game, we need another... as well as la noire
@daddyskil4507
4 жыл бұрын
@@cringlez1096 True but I'm not sure if there's more to be added to max's story, he should remain retired after all the shit he's been through
@slatermaaan9868
4 жыл бұрын
"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above."
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
5 жыл бұрын
As a legendary detective, it's so hard to do my job with this music following me everywhere. Anyone know how to tell jazz bands to be quiet during a stakeout?
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
😎
@danpurdy32
4 жыл бұрын
Between your username and this comment, I'm getting a big Leslie Nielsen vibe. I just want both you and Dr. SaxLove to know, we're all counting on you.
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
4 жыл бұрын
@@danpurdy32 I was trying to make some joke about my being a far more serious detective, but as I thought it up I spilled my coffee grounds all over the floor, tripped on nothing, and fell in my kitchen. I am Inspector Clouseau.
@LWolf12
4 жыл бұрын
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet Your Columbo & Mr Bean rolled into one. You'll solve the case perfectly, but you'll trip over the clues doing so.
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
4 жыл бұрын
@@LWolf12 this might be the greatest comment, and description of Inspector Clouseau, I've gotten yet.
@axelcordova8262
3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this in your room in a stormy night is pure aesthetic.
@DrSaxLove
3 жыл бұрын
Well said, Axel, well said. Thanks so much for listening ... I appreciate you! ❤️~Dr. SaxLove 🙏
@mommasyoutubechannel3464
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrSaxLove mater plays a saxophone
@sideshw1940
2 жыл бұрын
Pro Tip: Open 3 Browsers online, play this in one of them, do thunderstorm sounds for 2 hours in another, and then play Street sounds in the third and it’s like your actually there.
@Winteramen
2 жыл бұрын
Just saw lightning and immediately youtube "noir jazz" 😂
@seamusquain2706
2 жыл бұрын
@@sideshw1940 No, Do that & Surround Sound!
@sithdowell3788
7 жыл бұрын
It felt like the worst Monday morning. It was actually Thursday, but feelings don't use a calendar. I poured some coffee, and instantly wished I'd had a cup to put it in. Maybe it was just going to be one of those days. Maybe not. But then again maybe it was, and that was a risk I was just going to have to take. I left the house, and lost my wife in the settlement. Times were hard all round.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Excellent one-liners, Sith. Are you a student of Henny Youngman? 😁 Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment, brother - we appreciate you!
@sithdowell3788
7 жыл бұрын
Dr. SaxLove I looked up Henny Youngman, good stuff! I like Steven Wright and Milton Jones. Your jazz builds a world for me. Thank you for this, I didn't know I needed it.
@shgnamaste7730
7 жыл бұрын
sith dowell .. then suddenly I thought I was in a Naked Gun movie. XD
@thundercronjr
6 жыл бұрын
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
@webstercat
6 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing that. Who did you steal if from?
@LtAndygc
5 жыл бұрын
"-So, honey, what do you think about him? -He's a man not to be trusted. He didn't look at my legs. I never trust men that don't look at my legs"
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
😊Nice.
@timothyball7502
3 жыл бұрын
Andres, ZZ Top, Legs song.
@rickgraham786
3 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Jones from "Beat The Devil."
@miketackabery7521
2 ай бұрын
@rickgraham786 great movie. Great.
@vitorgjorge
4 жыл бұрын
* Put's out cigarette * "I was expecting you" -KZitem algorithm
@nikkistahr7105
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 nailed it 💅
@karnell5761
3 жыл бұрын
xDD
@garrisonwinchester8473
3 жыл бұрын
Good one! Xd
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
3 жыл бұрын
_The Don sends his regards_ 💥
@kobejordan1634
3 жыл бұрын
"Ooo interesting mister vitor"
@b.b.holmes8255
9 ай бұрын
My dad absolutely loved this video compilation! I remember him sitting in his leather chair in the living room with his crooked cigarette that he had rolled, with a tot of brandy, just taking the music in. I miss him so much, see you when I'm at the end Dad! Love you ❤❤❤
@user-st4er6qn8t
7 ай бұрын
Im sorry for your loss may God rest his soul rest in peace I hope he's in beter place now
@nicholashayes5773
5 жыл бұрын
I suddenly have an urge to go to a dirty, run-down diner at 3 am in the pouring rain for stale coffee, bland soup, and to tell the waitress about my problems.
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
I may have done this once or twice in my day... 😎
@Maxdemon98
5 жыл бұрын
But be vague about it at the same time. Like youre trying to describe humanity as a whole within a microcosm 😂
@girthespurr418
5 жыл бұрын
Get ready, because a man in a trench coat and fedora will be joining you across the booth you sit with some interesting details for your case
@UnprofessionalProfessor
5 жыл бұрын
I know you guys are going for grit, but in my head I'm reading; "I'm going go annoy a tired waitress," "I'm going to sit in the corner and act antisocial," "Some neckbeard in a trenchcoat and trilby will sit across from you and ask if you've got a lead on a rare MLP doll," ...I might write a short screenplay, because it' making me laugh. Thanks for the inspiration!
@kevincampbell5785
5 жыл бұрын
@Wattbo Good one.
@UncleJoeNeonCherry
6 жыл бұрын
The bar's name was "Silver Bullet". It flashed a neon sign in the middle of a dirty dark street. This place opened three years ago and immediately became the abode of outcasts, broken and bored men, and some especially immodest women. Blue-collar pilgrims came to the Bullet every evening for a portion of liquid oblivion. The bartender named Chuck served amazingly bad swill, and the working slaves crushed by the tombstone of the day swallowed it, wincing, and asked for more with husky dead voices. Cigarette smoke veiled the room, mixed with a thick hum of voices and the strumming music on the radio. Good place, just dirty enough to be cozy.
@DrSaxLove
6 жыл бұрын
I've been to the Silver B many times, always looking for that liquid "bullet" to the brain. It's a dark and ugly place - it matches my mood and my budget. And every now and then I get lucky and find what I'm looking for - sweet oblivion!
@MrShazzizle
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the short journey to the Silver Bullet. Wish I could go there.
@webstercat
6 жыл бұрын
Insert any Tom Waits song here.
@tuchesuavae
6 жыл бұрын
That was damn, delightful *tips fedora*
@sdorr
5 жыл бұрын
Yes... consider a story about that place....
@earthisadonut7213
4 жыл бұрын
I came here because I was feeling some Jazz, I didn't expect hundreds of writers to debut like this. If your book does sell, we got to see it first and that's an accomplishment for me.
@fujifilm5127
3 жыл бұрын
As I stood in the baseball diamond, I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger... Then it hit me.
@GEISTSYS99
2 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT
@brutallyhonestbaguette1170
4 жыл бұрын
Some nights out here in the city ain't pretty. But the worst are those that are silent.
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
There is a quiet buzz in the world right now. Listen closely! ❤️
@howardwayne3974
4 жыл бұрын
Me and my partner spent a night combing the streets of L.Lain '72. Someone said he'd be in a all night movie theater in the not so good part of town at 2 am . we were there alright , but so was the drunk behind us puking his guts up . my partner was half asleep , but even in that state he knew enough to lift his feet an let the flow go past unimpeded. The mug didn't show so when the floor was half dry we shoved off . the cold Grey dawn was trying to break , but it was a real weak try .
@ozzem
5 жыл бұрын
"1 Hour Jazz Noir" Video is 49:29 You sit on a throne of lies
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
You have a flair for drama. Maybe you should try some Noir writing. 😎
@ozzem
5 жыл бұрын
@@DrSaxLove You make a valid point, sir. Perhaps I will.
@DrHamza-sy4gq
4 жыл бұрын
Any proper Noir novels released yet?
@Emohawk707
7 жыл бұрын
The elevator ride felt like an eternity, floor upon floor of ascending anxiety, awaiting the inevitable ding of the final destination. As the elevator went to the top I was getting to the bottom of this conspiracy that had rattled me to my very core... who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Why? Would their greed be the motivating factor? Or their desire to rob the chocolate chipped goodness from another? Either way, this elevator would bring me to my answers. The elevator ride stretched into eternity past every level, I'd been standing in this box for what felt like forever, and I had plenty of time to plan out my arrest of the cookie thief. It turns out the Elevator was broken, it wasn't actually moving, so I decided to ascend the stairs, which have proven more than once to be my mortal enemy. If every cookie stealing scumbag this city threw at me beat me down, trust stairs to finish me off. When I finally climbed every step to the Olympus that was the corrupt senator "Daddy" Cool's office, it was showtime, and the spotlight was on me.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I steal cookies from the cookie jar because I was born with a silver cookie spoon in my mouth and it's my right and my privilege. Some people can take the cookies, some people can't. My father took cookies, as did his father before him; I'm not going to stop taking cookies out of other people's cookie jar just because some flat-footed, stair-climbing, gumshoe thinks I ought to. I'll be stealing cookies until the day I die and NO ONE WILL EVER STOP ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, who are you and what's that in your hand. Don't point that at me! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@Emohawk707
7 жыл бұрын
Dr. SaxLove shoulda got out of the cookie crime picture while you still could, Doc
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Story of my life: too many cookies, then none at all. 😎
@priesteresmarietje4772
5 жыл бұрын
Cue: Miles Davis-Ascenseur pour l'échafaud - Lift to the Gallows. Better yet, layer it with the second tune on this video. From a trumpet player.
@Perktube1
5 жыл бұрын
In a touch of cruel irony, Dr. Sax gets a glass of milk every morning before hitting the exercise yard. Just milk. I hear he's headed to a halfway house, where, if he behaves, they'll let him lick one side of an Oreo once a week.
@tuckerwilliams849
Жыл бұрын
“The dame’s scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs, but it meant I had a case, and the sound of greenbacks slapping across my palm is music to my ears any day. After all, I’m not an opera critic; I’m a private eye.”
@Clint945
7 жыл бұрын
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day...
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Boy is actually a girl, girl doesn't want to called a girl, boy wears a skirt, girl has a sex change operation. Wait, this is a script from another movie from a different time. Cheers, Clint!
@shgnamaste7730
7 жыл бұрын
Clint .... lol!
@hunterneubauer1999
7 жыл бұрын
Clint ...Goodyear?
@Clint945
7 жыл бұрын
Hunter Neubauer No, the worst...
@vooshiningstone3761
6 жыл бұрын
omg............rofl here...........lol
@atavratvettel1543
5 жыл бұрын
"American dream was destroyed in a new york minute" -Max Payne
@MTuna-mv8jz
4 жыл бұрын
VEYSEL OĞLUM
@shugafoo2847
4 жыл бұрын
Dreams have a bad habit of turning bad when you're not looking
@falsonaga
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.
@timothyball7502
3 жыл бұрын
Max are you in Payne? Are you in real Payne Max?
@Nothaut
5 жыл бұрын
I can smell the rain, coffee, and cigarettes in the air. In the distance, I hear an echo of an old mobster saying, “YEAH, SEE?”
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
Ha! I hear that, too, Nothaut! I'm smiling right now! 😎
@lordcommandersnow1611
5 жыл бұрын
Lol every time I read this comment here I can't help but say "YEAH, SEE?" out loud in a super stereotypical mobster voice XD
@zachs2482
4 жыл бұрын
I always thought they said Yeah say. Lol
@IudiciumInfernalum
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds lovely tbh. I'll even take the mobster.
@IudiciumInfernalum
4 жыл бұрын
That sounds lovely tbh. I'll even take the mobster.
@tacofop600
3 жыл бұрын
"I told her I'd give her the world, but she wanted the whole damn universe."
@TheRealUnkn0wn_289
3 жыл бұрын
Some dames just can't be fixed
@drewsagar2634
2 жыл бұрын
And then some
@piercesimpson4921
5 жыл бұрын
"I looked her in the eyes as she asked me once more to help her. I couldn't, not after what happened years ago. The struggle and torment was still fresh on my mind. The horrors and terror that I struggled with every morning when I woke up from a sleepless night with a puddle of cold sweat to accompany me. She shook her head as she left calling me worthless. I told her "For the last time mom I'm not vaccuming grandmas room unless she puts some damn clothes on!""
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is what happened years ago? And did it involve your naked grandmother? Hmm?
@howardwayne3974
4 жыл бұрын
Nah , she gave him a dose of the clap .
@douchefuckmcgee
7 жыл бұрын
Such a lost art..... Bring back THESE kinds of clubs!!!
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
That would be cool, wouldn't it? There are a few around but they're hard to find.
@douchefuckmcgee
7 жыл бұрын
Dr SaxLove There's apparently one here in Pittsburgh, been wanting to check it out for a while now
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Do it - you probably won't regret it.
@tsmooth6998
7 жыл бұрын
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!
@rohncarver3585
7 жыл бұрын
I believe there are at least 3 in New York and a few more the only people you will find there are men in their late 70's and up as well as a few classic film and novel writers but most of those who have written and directed those movies have passed away.. may they all rest in piece.
@zorothe9th
Жыл бұрын
Five years and I still haven't found a noir sax compilation that can match this.
@DrSaxLove
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just find what you like and stick with it, thanks for letting that be my music Zoro 🎶🎷🎶
@jackdotblue
2 ай бұрын
Well then you've been looking down the wrong alleyways, mister. Take a long pull on the grey ghost and he'll set you straight...straight to hell.
@elsea8901
6 жыл бұрын
All dressed up...and Noir to go
@DrSaxLove
6 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe that no one has used that phrase before this! 😎
@chaiky6556
5 жыл бұрын
No
@Justin-qb1yw
4 жыл бұрын
@@chaiky6556 yes
@skrag2112
4 жыл бұрын
"Third week of quarantine, holed up in my office. Supply of scotch is almost gone. Tonight I'll be down to my last cigarette. Soon I'll have to brave the streets to stock up. That stimulus money I got from Uncle Sam will keep me in Dewars and Lucky Strikes for a few more weeks, but then what? Why, oh why did I get mixed up with that no good dame, Corona?
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
You will make it! I am sure! 😎
@skrag2112
4 жыл бұрын
@@DrSaxLove Thanks, friend.
@LWolf12
4 жыл бұрын
One of the better ones I've come across so far. 👍
@alejandrogutierrez3789
4 жыл бұрын
Corona, that's a name I haven't heard in years.
@metalboo8491
4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@captainitalia811
5 жыл бұрын
"I lost something once. I lost something I couldn't live without..." *"MY IDENTITY"*
@anonimo2932
4 жыл бұрын
cavolo e adesso tutto il casino con il comune
@joecoolberry911
4 жыл бұрын
She wouldn’t understand me, I often don’t understand myself
@franjes9999
4 жыл бұрын
Just retrace your steps ahahaha
@frankvargas3591
4 жыл бұрын
In the words of spongebob
@iwantsleep8079
3 жыл бұрын
A man of class, I see?
@spounka
3 жыл бұрын
This is heavenly music for real I just realized how much i missed all those years spent not listening to Jazz
@DrSaxLove
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to jazz, SVS! 😊
@saditybbi
4 жыл бұрын
this kind of music makes me feel as if its connected to another life i lived
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
A sound that resonates with your soul... I can dig it ~Dr.SaxLove
@mossyshotgun5902
4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree, sigh....
@charlesflinnill978
16 күн бұрын
Awesome, that's exactly how I feel!!😅
@Fudoko0114
7 жыл бұрын
It was raining, it's always raining in this city, but the night I first saw her ... the rain was different. The rain brought wind like a bouncer with the voice of a brass section, shoving people indoors instead of kickin' them out. But tonight the rain tapped a high-temp Swing song on my window, no brass, setting the pace for passers-by on the street to get indoors. Except her. She defied the tempo. She cut through the rain with her umbrella like a knife. I could see her red dress hug her curves when she walked across the street, shining like a red beacon through the dark, right to my building's front door. I could tell right then and there that this ol' heart in my chest could still beat like a drum, head over heels in love and in no mood to hide it. I knew right then and there, this was going to be a hell of a case. (Aimless detective monologue aside, I love this so much! Thanks for posting it! )
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
She walked like a goddess, her high heels tapping out a tempo like a too-high drummer in a swing band. As she walked away, she looked back and said, "Next time? There is no next time, mister." That was the last I saw of her... Thanks for the creative writing, BBB - I appreciate and I appreciate you!
@Fudoko0114
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I meant a month ago. My guess is she was moving quickly and effortlessly through the rain. Something like that. :/
@Fudoko0114
7 жыл бұрын
Nigel Humphreys Well I'm happy it did, also I'm thankful you read it at all :D
@SerpentineSaltern
7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GREAT
@deanneb.4004
7 жыл бұрын
I love this. Thanks for making me smile. :)
@ClassifiedRanTom
5 жыл бұрын
"Cigarette?" "No thanks, I don't smoke." "Of course you do-**lights cigarette**-It's Film Noir!"
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
[puffs cigarette] [gazes into the distance] [flicks cigarette into gutter] [winks, walks away]
@Outrageousfirevulture
2 жыл бұрын
Me: *creates an elaborate 1940’s style story about my day while listening to this*
@ivandovranic5834
2 жыл бұрын
I'll pay money to read it esp. if it actually includes Rodan.
@literallyanangrymoose7717
2 жыл бұрын
@@ivandovranic5834 that would be so dope
@carlosguadron410
2 жыл бұрын
I had the knowledge of the world at my fingertips, but I sat there in the dark listening to old music with a glass of ice tea pretending it was whiskey. That's when she walked in. My amazon delivery. It was exactly what I needed, a cheap fedora. But there was something not quite right. Chills down my spine told me my instinct felt it too. I took a swig of ice tea to set my nerves right and opened a new tab. A quick search and the first result led me to "10 hours of city rain." I laugh to myself now, but I had such high hopes then. I set out to create a vibe and get some likes and I ended up alone in front of a screen, without the vibes and without the likes.
@_Phantom_Gaming_
2 жыл бұрын
@@carlosguadron410 Carlos, I was sitting at my desk...taking slow sips of my tea, music echoing throughout my room when it dawned on me. You don't need to create the vibe...you are the vibe. 😎, I'll see you around pal.
@lileafeechildishGUCCIpinto3000
Жыл бұрын
@@carlosguadron410 logging into SoundCloud with no posts
@Ziltch38
5 жыл бұрын
Feel like I’m sitting in a office working on a homicide case
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
Cheap cigar, bottle of cheap whiskey?
@ekyue7274
4 жыл бұрын
@@DrSaxLove and even cheaper coffee for those rough mornings
@jamesamala7371
4 жыл бұрын
feel like im about to be the main suspect of said homicide case
@pablopablopabla23
4 жыл бұрын
James Parker same
@bizntchie
4 жыл бұрын
Coffee and Cigars
@BlondeEspresso
4 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to be writing my book right now but instead, I'm trying to write a comment on youtube. Life goals.
@howardwayne3974
4 жыл бұрын
Come to L.La.sweetheart . your goals will get really confused . corner of victory and sunset .
@oberon79
3 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
@solitary2
3 жыл бұрын
Nostromo Get out 💀💀💀
@darksoul8988
3 жыл бұрын
good luck with your book sdskdkas
@jeshkam
3 жыл бұрын
Kamila, nadal piszesz tę książkę czy komentarze? 🤣😂😁
@estevangarcia3090
5 жыл бұрын
Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain. - Spider-Noir
@ekyue7274
4 жыл бұрын
Hah
@hmph3262
4 жыл бұрын
Hah
@lambsoftheslaughter4432
4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I even let matches burn down to my finger tips just to feel something
@hmph3262
4 жыл бұрын
@@lambsoftheslaughter4432 anything!
@gerrit8480
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@santiagoperez633
2 жыл бұрын
“I thought she was a thief the way she walked away with my heart I knew she was one when I realized she also took my wallet.”
@dimsum3329
6 ай бұрын
"Luckily, i could never forget a pair of legs like her's, and my good friend 45 could never forget the feeling of my finger on the trigger"
@DavidS11
7 жыл бұрын
The comment section is pure gold
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Sweet of you to say, David. Much love to you - thanks for the encouragement!
@Desh681
7 жыл бұрын
Gold huh? I don't know what is it with all the Gold in my life always getting mixed up with trouble. From the those little gold stripes on her dress, right down to the engravings on her little Walter PPK. It seems it's always the most attractive things in life... that make you want to risk it all. I'm not sure i quite have it in me yet, but... Guess we're going to have to find out...
@DavidS11
7 жыл бұрын
that's what I'm talking about hahaha
@rianmeir
6 жыл бұрын
There are a few doozies.
@d4.v1nc1
6 жыл бұрын
I would say it's more like "bronze" if you know what I mean
@drac3650
6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Saxlove has to be the sexiest name ever.
@DrSaxLove
6 жыл бұрын
I can't disagree with you, Pedro.
@B1SpkTKD
5 жыл бұрын
The saxiest name ever, actually.
@jameslaugtug8937
5 жыл бұрын
Don Byas (google that he's excellent) Called this instrument the "sexaphone"
@gryzsynch9245
5 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnails sexier
@itsaguinness
5 жыл бұрын
or an off-brand bond villian
@ColemanOuimet
7 жыл бұрын
makes me want to smoke cigarettes on a roof at 1 pm just staring at the city.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I see what you mean, Coleman. I see in black and white, too. 😎
@johncameron1935
6 жыл бұрын
Only if it's raining. But then, it's always raining in this damn city.
@NeoVinyl
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking 1am.
@ryanh.6487
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the rain !
@calebl.4351
5 жыл бұрын
Coleman Ouimet don’t forget to put on a trench coat and fedora
@AngelicSquid
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing better than listening to this is listening to this while also reading all the comments.
@Ziomeq57
7 жыл бұрын
My heart is melting !!! I've always been ABSOLUTELY in love with Noir / 1910-1950s USA - the old billboards and ads, old cars, women wearing dresses and retro gloves and hats, men wearing trench coats or suits, the absolutely stylish and classy hairstyles, this retro jazz music. When I finally move in to my own house I will decorate it like it's 50s.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Very cool, Altair. I totally agree with you, that era was, stylistically, so very unique and interesting and iconic. Thanks for the great comment, and thanks so much for reaching out to me - I appreciate you!
@Ziomeq57
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely - this era was very unique and indeed iconic. It really makes me sad that I did not get to live in that time period to experience it all by myself. I find 50s women to be much more attractive than women nowadays, women back then had real class, were probably more well spoken etc. This whole Noir / 30s-50s thing has become a major fetish for me :) enough of my babbling :) This great music is very relaxing and uplifting, thank you for uploading this, I really appreciate it :-) I look forward to more videos like this (if that's a possibility)
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I'll work on it, Altair - so nice to meet you!
@vooshiningstone3761
6 жыл бұрын
me too
@j.m.turner1756
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ziomeq57 So there are more of us, eh?
@pete531
4 жыл бұрын
"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over."
@timothyball7502
3 жыл бұрын
Trigger Roy's Horse.
@iloveyouguys3070
3 жыл бұрын
Ah Lady Dimitrescu. Before you slice me to bits. You always we're rocking that 20s through 40s feel
@WaterCursed
3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I was looking for this - a Max Payne Reference.
@lornesburnphone2474
2 жыл бұрын
The first and possibly best Max Payne quote ever
@125happyguy
2 жыл бұрын
Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question.
@ivory7564
7 жыл бұрын
i feel like a real detective while listening this.............
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
An excellent compliment, Knight Fury. I appreciate it, man!
@mattjcwig
6 жыл бұрын
*smashes whisky glass* shut it snake eyes! I'm just about to bust this thing wide open!
@Ravenwood1936
5 жыл бұрын
Lol I dress like one all the time
@geoffkelly262
5 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia for a time you've never known, me too.
@user-ms7ez6tu7b
5 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while playing L.A Noire
@jman4083
3 жыл бұрын
As I opened up youtube to watch the usual videos in my notification, I spilt my coffee and accidentally clicked a link to a youtube video. As I grabbed a towel to clean the mess I noticed the comment section of this video. As soon as I read the first comment I knew there was trouble brewing, or so I thought. I been around a lot of comment sections in my time but nothing have I seen anything like this before. Little did I know, I was going to be on, the ride of my life.
@DrSaxLove
3 жыл бұрын
Nice, Jman - put a smile on my face and I thank you for that. 😊 Much love to you, brother! ❤️ Dr. SaxLove 🙏
@hustlersmelody9641
4 жыл бұрын
11:08 “You came back...” She said, standing in the rain outside her doorstep. I flicked my cigarette onto the wet sidewalk and set off for her again.. And before my foot could take its first step, she asked “but why.. ?” I replied “my heart has Noir else to go”
@gen8089
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Ace.2260
3 жыл бұрын
Basic my dear Watson
@l.a.covers8400
4 жыл бұрын
'Hello Lover.' She whispered to me. Smooth and cold. She was like whiskey on the rocks. I heard a hammer being pulled back. I sighed. Never trust a dame with a rod. 'Is this the part where you kill me?' I ask, and took a sip. The liquor tasted metallic, like blood. Her lips found my cheek. She planted a kiss. 'No. I need you to come with me. I messed up.' She pushed the gun harder. 'Well. You've come to the right place.' I felt a sick smile creeping up my mug. 'Trouble is our business.'
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
whew! ❤️
@steve6548
4 жыл бұрын
That was great!
@mickeyswartz
4 жыл бұрын
Bad Taste Covers Masterpiece
@neroidius6915
3 жыл бұрын
Now this one is something else
@jonesjones6279
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been searching for months for something like this. “Noir Jazz” is such a specific genre that finding that Goldilocks sound feels impossible, until I found this video. It’s funny because I’ve always described it as “That ‘She walked through the door of my office on a rainy November evening, a rose in one hand and a smoking gun in the other’ kind of jazz.” I look to the comments and that’s exactly what I see. I am home.
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
Sweet, Jones Jones, and welcome to this space. Lots of awesome comments on this video, many hours of entertaining reading! Greetings to you, friend, and much love to you! 🙏
@laylam9948
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah a little obscure isn't it? I just typed in "crime jazz music" lol
@danielf.giallombardo6285
5 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think that's an excellent description of this kind of jazz. It's smoky and a bit melancholy, filled with hope and promise. GREAT stuff.
@floopusdoopus
2 жыл бұрын
Not a smoker but these songs make me want a cigarette, wear a trenchcoat, herringbone fedora and walk around town
@SHARPSHOOTA0870
Жыл бұрын
Same🤣
@mr.shin.5138
Жыл бұрын
I did this, minus the trench coat and fedora and opted for a suit and overcoat, Quite the scene i must say.
@jgrax
Жыл бұрын
Can't relate more
@thehuninthesungames9244
Жыл бұрын
I got the fedora, i got a coat and i got lolly pops. But yeah i want prop cigeretes for fun
@roadking99jokerst60
Жыл бұрын
Ya need a secretary, see? One with great gams, pins, stilts,,,and she packs her own heater.
@FanofDawn
7 жыл бұрын
Love is dangerous. Like a tiger. With a gun.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Broken hearts are a dime a dozen.
@elessar3970
7 жыл бұрын
MR. WOODS-PUT THE GUN DOWN!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!!
@sithdowell3788
7 жыл бұрын
...and she knew how to hurt a man. It hurt so bad, like she had kicked my heart in the nuts.
@chrisschultz8445
7 жыл бұрын
Ouch!!!!
@GeanAmiraku
7 жыл бұрын
Actually when I try to imagine a tiger with a gun... it makes me smirk хЪ
@levilevis9032
7 жыл бұрын
The place smelt of late hours and failed auditions, a collection of those who had suffered this bleak city life for much too long, and those who still though it couldn't get worse. Maybe I was exposed, being out in public like this, but I figured most people would only remember a blurry image of me, seeing as they were all looking through the bottom of their glasses, the thick stench of cheap smokes blocking the rest of their senses. I slid quietly to the front of the bar, looking at the man behind it while he polished a glass with a rag that had probably seen more action than him. He looked over with his eyes, but spared the strain of moving his head, trying to ask me what I wanted without having to speak. I gazed along the rows of failed men that sat on either side of me, until I found one that looked particurlary unaware of his surroundings, his body half sloped forwards, looking 3 different shades of green, and a couple grey ones too. I gave the bartender a nod in the man's direction, and asked for what he'd had. A minute later, I was presented with a would-be fancy glass (Had it not been for the nicotine stains on the bottom), half filled with lemon juice and ice, the other with a whiskey that looked like it had spent longer under the counter than I had in bed, and both of us for none of the good reasons. "Well well.", I thought, bracing myself for impact, "Atleast everyone can afford the city's national dish." And with that hint of salt still stuck in my mind, I lifted my first glass that evening, wondering if I would be coming home in a taxi, or over the shoulder of another gangster...
@jamesmorris5401
5 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@oliviahussey535
5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@grantwilson4506
4 жыл бұрын
"They made me an offer I couldn't refuse." "Bring us the girl..." "Wipe away the debt."
@scrapaccount3728
4 жыл бұрын
find her in columbia in the satue
@DEX19K
4 жыл бұрын
Brooooo, I love this game
@carltextor8184
4 жыл бұрын
the MOMENT I saw 'bring us the girl' i friggn KNEW it was this quote! astounding game as well
@levib4563
4 жыл бұрын
that game fricked up my mind for a while.
@TommySawtooth
4 жыл бұрын
The jux of noir and americana... such an amazing contrast! One of my top 5 games of all time
@samhipp9198
2 жыл бұрын
Between the .44 in my holster and the flask in my coat pocket, something's gotta get the jazz music and internal monologue out of my head
@nkpv808
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be a .38 special instead of a .44, detective?
@franslam7398
7 жыл бұрын
This is the most perfect thing ever. We must protect this precious sax playing at all costs.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
What a kind and generous thought, Fran. Greetings, gratitude, and much love to you! ~Dr. SaxLove
@ckkakos
4 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal i was going to have to stay on my toes"
@viktorriquelme3735
4 жыл бұрын
Is that from The naked gun?
@pavilionpat7589
3 жыл бұрын
Like a midget at a urinal... Still laughing, brill
@jeshkam
3 жыл бұрын
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
@fujifilm5127
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
@Infinite147
3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit Imma remember this one
@AlissonSilva-ox4uz
4 жыл бұрын
“There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain.”
@SportyMabamba
4 жыл бұрын
Alisson Silva The game was rigged from the start. Ring a ding, baby.
@user-tn7iz6zw2o
4 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow
@ShadowCraft1195
3 жыл бұрын
This helps with immersion when reading detective novels.
@tomprice5990
7 жыл бұрын
The office was as bleak as a loan shark's office could be, no color or pictures, just the smell of tobacco and a feeling of repressed guilt. He was reclining in his chair, feet on table, gun in plain sight and tobacco in his mouth. An all-seeing eye glinted through his hair, he wasn't an ordinary money counter. That was for damn sure. "I've got a job for you, Mr Harris." he said through the Tobacco. "What? interior decorating?" I asked back, I wasn't in the mood to shake down some punks today. "Nah. I need you to do something a bit more... unusual." he finally looked at me with both eyes, and what he told me shook me to my damn core.
@tomprice5990
7 жыл бұрын
damn man that was a good continuation. He lifted his feet off his, probably thankful, table and said to me "I'm not hearing a no Mr Harris, and I don't really care if you give me a yes. I can get some other sap to do this for me, you were just the first guy in the pages, nothing special. Now tell me, are you gonna find her for me or not?" I looked into his cold, sleazy eyes. On any other day I'd have repeated my previous response but today? It wasn't like clients were rolling into my office nowadays anyway and I needed some money before I ended up on the dole. That taste of greasy sand turned to crude oil as I said "fine, what does she look like?" before spiting on his floor again.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
I ask this guy a simple request and what does he do? He spits on my floor! Twice for f*cks sake. Jesus, what a loser.
@tomprice5990
7 жыл бұрын
"well? You want me to find this broad or not? what does she look like?"
@JoeySaysYesOrNo
6 жыл бұрын
Tom Price "Touch my peepee" he says.
@dallascorpio
6 жыл бұрын
The soundtrack to the seamy underbelly of my life.
@itsaguinness
4 жыл бұрын
"I told the dame the drinks were on the house, I found her later on the roof."
@timothyball7502
3 жыл бұрын
Is there room for me? I'm over 21.
@Berserker3624
3 жыл бұрын
@@timothyball7502 what the cops dont know hurt them right? So go wild
@blywokeum2799
3 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹😹💋🏰🧖🏾♀️👀🤭🥵
@simplymelodicmeissimplyme237
3 жыл бұрын
HALAARIOUS....
@Steve-fe4lq
4 жыл бұрын
"She was pretty, but worn out, like a dictionary in a stupid family."
@SarbarthaDas.
4 жыл бұрын
👌🏿👌🏿
@AnnaLVajda
4 жыл бұрын
Stupid people are not smart enough to use a dictionary.
@rosegold-beats
4 жыл бұрын
lmao😂😂😂
@lisazoria2709
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think a stupid family would even bother to use a dictionary, tbh.
@zurdoaggresive
4 жыл бұрын
I just cringed.
@mcdrizzlej6573
3 жыл бұрын
"Every sip of bourbon doesn't get my mind off of her red dress, or how her eyes sparkled in a dark room...almost blinding every man that wishes they could have her. Or how she dances to smooth jazz like nobody is watching, when really, everyone is. She is an addicting woman, even as im drinking my sorrows away I cant get her off of my mind."
@inunekochan
2 жыл бұрын
damn, I wanna take this sentence for myself - it's smooth af like these tunes.
@cf714_
2 жыл бұрын
@@inunekochan my first thought
@Rex-fe3vl
Жыл бұрын
What shows/movies follow this general plot line?
@couch3studios269
Жыл бұрын
Average English major
@cemcagocem7340
4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who reads these comments in that manly detective voice if you know what ı mean?
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
[in a manly voice] cemcago, you are certainly NOT the only was that does that. 😎
@Gregory_McIntosh
3 жыл бұрын
Believe me, we can all hear it! It's part of our culture.
@jman4083
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not the only one.
@dakotahrivers6640
3 жыл бұрын
We all can’t hear it any other way lol
@monalisa-he1gg
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pfcparts7728
4 жыл бұрын
“I saw her yesterday, I recognized her but she didn’t recognize me. Or maybe she did and she thought she was seeing a phantom of her past. Or maybe she did and just didn’t care enough to acknowledge me. Either way, can’t blame her for ignoring me. After all, she may have the eyes of an angel... But behind those angel eyes lie a head filled with demons...”
@felixsubakti6907
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes...nice
@panicpowerhouse8158
3 жыл бұрын
So it's the demons that give bj irl
@QwibQwib
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here reading comments and lot of them sounds like things that Max Payne would say while drinking some cheap whiskey.
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
😎
@howardwayne3974
4 жыл бұрын
NASA , dashell hammett.
@CJayEvermoure
3 жыл бұрын
Bit of a coincidence that this comment is right above a max payne quote
@badsiknius4862
3 жыл бұрын
Because the majority of the commenters think that their comments make for good novels. I wish it would, but as for someone who writes, being cliche makes you little money, if any at all. I don't mean no disrespect.
@alessiobenvenuto5159
Жыл бұрын
"While having my usual evening tea, I found myself staring at the couples passing by my office, full of hope, not a worry in their minds, unaware of the darkness that lures in the city. it's excruciating when you realize that... deep down it's really just flavoured water."
@leestein4703
5 жыл бұрын
“It was a day like any other...except it wasn’t.”
@installshieldwizard3017
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes... the air is made of air
@ryuuary
4 жыл бұрын
And the green tea is green-
@Gongasoso
3 жыл бұрын
Mochrie is a treasure
@kane6472
5 жыл бұрын
"There is only one thing that remains constant in this crazy world…The bitter darkness that lies at the bottom of this mug."
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
Me: looks longingly into the bottom of his empty coffee cup... 😊
@johnbuscher
4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is an Ace Attorney quote? If it's not, it definitely fits.
@howardwayne3974
4 жыл бұрын
So, clean out the Joe pot once in a while willya ?
@Grinvid
7 жыл бұрын
Jazz noir under midnight, very relaxing.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Darius - nice hearing from you, brother.
@TheAlphaDingo
3 жыл бұрын
"She was all dame, legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso, the kind of arms that had elbows.” (Detective Chang, Community).
@DrSaxLove
3 жыл бұрын
🙏
@mountainpepsi9991
7 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while walking down a street in the city at night. The rain...this music...perfection!
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
Awesome, MP - really happy that this music enhanced your night walk in the city. I can just imagine how that must have felt... 😎
@donmaslanoz14
7 жыл бұрын
They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
He thought it was over, but the changes had just begun. All those souls... they would be avenged!
@vooshiningstone3761
6 жыл бұрын
but is it>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>??????
@sickboy9496
6 жыл бұрын
Max Payne!
@ai877
5 жыл бұрын
Read this in Max's voice.
@mikagrimm8482
5 жыл бұрын
Damn thanks for the trip down memory lane
@punkleiroh9711
4 жыл бұрын
A night as dark as my past. I sit at the bar and drink. The whiskey bottle next to me is like my heart. Cold and empty. Rain taps at the window but is never let in.
@superdrifter-1773
2 жыл бұрын
Sitting next to my window hearing the Raining at 4AM with matches and lighting them on fire to see the fire dim to the dark night with this music on is a vibe
@trustyaxe
Жыл бұрын
Don't you know you shouldn't play with matches? Lol
@michaeld7945
Жыл бұрын
@@trustyaxe sometimes a man needs to light up a match and let them burn down his finger tips just to feel something, anything...
@__pumpkin_heads___
Жыл бұрын
@@michaeld7945SPIDER-NOIR????????????????? (‘Tisming out rn)
@chrisschultz8445
7 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sax Love, are you sure you're not a time traveler from the 1940s? Because I didn't know they still played sax like this today.
@DrSaxLove
7 жыл бұрын
You found me out, Chris - I AM a time traveler from the 1940's! 😎 I like 2017 better, though - much better food choices, and people aren't nearly as uptight as they used to be. Plus this whole KZitem thing - it's crazy!
@-Trauma.
6 жыл бұрын
Dr. SaxLove I saw a movie about a Private Eye in modern times who was like a Private Eye from the 40's, from the way he talked, dressed, and thought. Can't remember the movie title...I just remember a few scenes.
@RivieraByBuick
6 жыл бұрын
then u know nothing about what is going out now. There are thousands of great musicians out there, way more skilled then average guys from 40s. Besides..this guy does not sound 40s at all.
@Perktube1
6 жыл бұрын
Also checkout Postmodern Jukebox.
@itsaguinness
5 жыл бұрын
@@-Trauma. im not really a Steve Martin fan but "dead men don't wear plaid" is a good movie...
@citreae4284
5 жыл бұрын
Tracklist: Harlem Noturne - 0:00 Why Don't You Do Right? - 5:31 Angel Eyes - 9:40 My Funny Valentine - 12:52 Moonlight Serenade - 19:29 Night & Day - 25:29 Waitin' For A Train - 29:48 In A Sentimental Mood - 34:02 Moonlight In Vermont - 39:50 'Round Midnight - 43:36
@DrSaxLove
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Ice Gem. 🙏
@locke8437
4 жыл бұрын
@ice gem ur a legend
@usernameschecksout
4 жыл бұрын
Finally
@elblekqet
4 жыл бұрын
Who is the artist
@mickdineenlong
4 жыл бұрын
@@elblekqet Dr Saxlove I think. Could be wrong
@spencercook6754
4 жыл бұрын
"It's been four years after I've been laid off the force... and I still hate myself for being so stupid. But Addiction is one helluva thing, kiddo." "Methamphetamine is pretty methed up, and Cocaine is killing people, sure, but... A crippling addiction Hentai... Now that changes a man..."
@hesseldekraai
4 жыл бұрын
Best one yet
@alyeet4489
4 жыл бұрын
Its be like she is dancing around you man. Everytime close I my eyes they are everywhere but even I try push she is coming back.... Sometimes she makes me Happy sometimes she let me cry like a baby. This Lady change d my life and made my to the Person what am i now
@OsmSkylandersCheats
4 жыл бұрын
"methed up" heh
@pythios8982
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm indeed
@darksoul8988
3 жыл бұрын
SAJDJASJDASJDASJD
@justdev8965
7 ай бұрын
Unfortunately Jazz suffers from the same common problem that any other genre of music and every other art form suffers: most is unbearably bad, but on the blessed rare occasion when it's good, it's oh so wonderful. More than other music categories I think. edit: thanks for this upload. I sure enjoyed it.
@DrSaxLove
7 ай бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it and my music broke that mold for you 🎶🎷
@oliviahussey535
5 жыл бұрын
I always keep two magnums in my drawer. One's a .44, the other one's almond flavour.
@jacobcathey449
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, nothin' beats a good ole' cup-a-joe. Ole' Joe is a jack of all trades, giving you the much-needed pick me up after long days going over the evidence, and bringing the much needed sobriety to the even longer nights... after giving a good twice-over to whatever bottle of bottom-shelf crap I have lying around. Ole' Joe is like an oasis in the desert. It provides you with a short glimpse of relief in the desert that is the life of a detective, yet, when the bottom of the mug reveals itself, you're left with nothing but the grave reminder of how dry and vast your desert is. I look out the window. Nothing but rain. Torrents of rain. I am a fisherman's boat in a tsunami, crashing into each wave with nothing to hold on to, other than the near certainty of my impending doom...like this, so I am, in this diner, in the middle of a downpour. Damn, I read too much into things. I stare down into the mug, not expecting to see anything in particular. Oh how wrong I was. The cream-colored liquid projects a reflection... who's, I am unsure of. A stranger. One who I once knew, but know not anymore. I see a mirror image of myself reflecting from the surface. Yet, his face was brown. Not black. Not white. Somewhere in the middle. And no, I'm not talkin' about race. I mean, a man who was once clear on where he stood. A man who gave his life every day to upholding justice. I reminisce about those days, where everything was clear, where everything made sense. Those days are gone. There is no black and white anymore. Maybe I couldn't keep up with the times. Maybe the times couldn't keep up with me. Maybe the times are just the times, and I...no longer I. Goddamn, I should have stopped before that last shot. Back to the evidence. Papers upon papers laid out in front of me, all pieces to an incomplete puzzle. There is just one damn piece missing. The whole picture is staring me right in the eye, but I'm too damn focused on that one missing piece, that I just can't see the picture on the box. Some call me a pessimist. I say I'm a realist. A man just trying to do his job. Anyway, this case is big. The biggest. One that could make or break the headline. Hell, it's one that could make or break my career. The city. Justice itself. Everything me and the men in blue ever stood for, diminished to rubble by the despicable act of one man. I say its a man... as if I knew. I finish my coffee, pay the waitress, if you can call her that. I've had better service from a 15-year-old house cat. I pop a nickel in the jukebox and play something Sinatra. I take a breather outside, wandering into the dimly lit, rainy alley between the diner and the local drug store. I leave the door open, so that I may hear the music playing from the entry. My first step out the door, my foot cannonballs into the unknown abyss of a sidewalk puddle. Damn it. All over my new shoes. The rain is falling steadier now. Too bad I forgot my umbrella in my other pants. Hell, I'm one optimistic attitude and a pair of tap shoes away from being Gene Kelly. As the rain pours, my feet begin their steady dance down the sidewalk. I never considered myself much of a dancer... but isn't that what walking is? A sort of monotonous dance, one step after the other? An optimist would say yes. I say its a good way to burn off the piece of coconut cream that has yet to reach rock bottom. As my feet perform their choreographed movement down the pavement of the alley, so my mind performs its monotonous dance of thoughts down the back-streets of my mind Who... Who. That's just the question. I don't know. The thought is a hungry Rottweiler, and you're like a juicy tenderloin... Bloody. It eats you up. Devours you. Not knowing is an ever-increasingly familiar sting, but it hurts nevertheless. My mind is a house, and not knowing is an armed burglar, an uninvited stranger. One who is unknown, yet holds an unruly amount of power in the form of a .357 magnum in my face. Some nights I wish he'd just pull the trigger. Of course, these nights were often accompanied by many empty bottles of good ole' Mr. Daniels. My train of thought is derailed by the familiar smell of a dear friend, Joe Camel. Joe always packs the heat, this time, he's accompanied by the sweet taste of menthol. I take a long draw from my cigarette and stand in silence against the alleyway wall. The rain pours off of my lowered fedora brim like my own personal waterfall. Who knew that a Trilby came with an all-inclusive trip to Hawaii? It was right in front of me, yet even then, I couldn't find the time. There wasn't much time for anything anymore. The kids. The wife. Hell, even Hawaii. The stranger of not knowing made himself present in my mind once again... Who? It didn't matter. Just for the moment, it was me, the rain, Mr. Camel, and good ole' Franky.
@DrSaxLove
4 жыл бұрын
Nice... very nice! 🙏
@lavaman774
4 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, keep it up 👍
@jacobcathey449
4 жыл бұрын
N G I appreciate it 🤜🏼
@robboss4740
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit make a movie already
@jacobcathey449
4 жыл бұрын
rob boss a short film is in the works.... eventually.
@panicpowerhouse8158
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow there's a little whisky in my coffee everytime this plays
@Komrade_Spaga
11 ай бұрын
this collection reveals itself very well on a rainy evening , when you just look at the stream of raindrops falling on the asphalt , and at people slowly going about their business . Thank you author
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