3:56 when saying about math. I am 56 and my 30 -something manager was impressed when I counted back change for a 10.00 after typing in an extra 0[100.000] and it was correct! he was: you know how to count back change!
@christiangentry1162
5 жыл бұрын
I hate that....the fact that a finger pistol is a threat to American society. I grew up shooting my buddies with finger pistols and now that's considered violent, degrading and hazardous. What!!! How!!! It's terrible how fragile we people are nowadays. America needs to grow a spine and man up.
@blackdragoness21
5 жыл бұрын
I remember playing Cops and Robbers at school when I was a kid. Then the idiots at Columbine changed it all. The next day we all got in trouble for playing Cops and Robbers. We were so confused because no one had a problem with it yesterday. Then some retards shot up a school and we couldn't do that anymore.
@christiangentry1162
5 жыл бұрын
@@blackdragoness21 preach brother
@mariosebastiani3214
5 жыл бұрын
Wait... are you serious? A finger pistol is a threat to your society, and people carrying loads of REAL GUNS isn't? I'm glad I'm living in Europe, where it is the other way around.
@kyh6767
5 жыл бұрын
Ppl are offended by everything these days lol. Even your comment of America needing to "man up" is insulting lol
@VinceAdams-qy4re
3 жыл бұрын
@@mariosebastiani3214 Apparently, both of those label you a threat in today's America. It's ridiculous. Fortunately, I was born in 1995 and I can't recall getting in trouble for shooting my index finger on the playground.
@sweetcanada17
5 жыл бұрын
LOVE the finger gun sound effects!!! 🤣
@johnw2026
5 жыл бұрын
Finger pistols? Dude, we used to take super soakers to church camp and ambush the counsellors on the last day! One year it backfired on us though...one counsellor had a bigger super soaker than all the rest of us had. Had water tanks on the gun, AND on his back, PLUS it had a battery powered high pressure pump. We were slaughtered! Those were the good old days. Nowadays a kid with a super soaker might get called a terrorist, and the counselor with the big gun could get in trouble for abusing children! Aint it ridiculous ??!??
@marygalati539
5 жыл бұрын
The coddling and helicoptering of today's kids and all the ways parental rights are being undermined are really concerning. This generation can't leave their own house. They wouldn't ever get us across the country like our brave pioneers did,
@marygalati539
5 жыл бұрын
I hope I never see what I saw at Arby's. A baby snowflake came back because the night before his brisket sandwich had (scary) mayonnaise and it just wasn't right. Oooh! The poor snowflake was in his 20's weighed about 100 pounds. He hadn't brought back the offending brisket and of course, had no receipt. He held up the line, got a free sandwich and I doubt he thanked anybody for fixing his little hangnail problem.
@blondiepianist
4 жыл бұрын
As a 90's kid, I miss those days too. The coolest water guns were from the early 2000's. They had huge tanks on them. Just seems like you have to worry too much about people misjudging everything or kids being too sensitive.
@shawnws1641
5 жыл бұрын
No way he said Jellator in the 3rd grade, a take of Skelator which wasn't created until 1983! This guy had to have been in the 3rd grade way before then! But this dude does rock!!!
@meggrotte4760
4 жыл бұрын
Those were the days when teachers could actually punish. Do you know what it's like being a teacher in 2020 God is a pain. All I can do is make my kids stand. I have them stand with their hands in the air until they begin to say teacher make my arms hurt I want to sit down and I say no you can continue standing until you're going to do what I say
@meggrotte4760
4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding that's a guy thing that's what my little boys doing Taiwan they constantly shoot each other..
@larryeisenberg1895
5 жыл бұрын
We now live in a world in which Don Rickles would not be allowed to exist.
@MBMCincy63
5 жыл бұрын
I miss him! and all the rat pack comedy too!
@volunteerpatriot2143
5 жыл бұрын
And that is sad. The pussification of America.
@rds990
5 жыл бұрын
@@volunteerpatriot2143 I call it the "Mom-ification" of America. The entitled generation moms are now in charge.
@timearly5226
5 жыл бұрын
I hope the parents don't shoot their finger-pistols at the school. They'll call in a SWAT team and those guys have *much* bigger fingers!!
@julierobinson5180
5 жыл бұрын
A bunch of periods, commas and semicolons. I told the teacher, “put ‘em where they belong!” LOL!!!
@axiomist1076
5 жыл бұрын
Im so glad to hear somebody make a comment about the "three cents". I tell that to people all the time explaining how angry it makes me to hear : "Why did you give me three thents ?" I tell them : " Because it's $4.48, so now it's $4.45, so give me 55 cents and we're done ! And he goes "I'll have to get the manager". !!! and I think : " AAARRRRGGGHHHH !!!!!!!!! "
@axiomist1076
5 жыл бұрын
I have given them the change ahead and gotten a huge pile of change back. Couldnt believe it. Even with the computer they sometimes cant do it right !
@carterdjohnson9673
5 жыл бұрын
Heck, all we farm kids had BB gun fights after chore, BB's, of course, we would run out of BB's, then it was dirt clods, stones, and weed spears and that was before we ran off to the woods to play Combat! We survived and nobody died, still got a lump or two from rock hits though!
@blondiepianist
4 жыл бұрын
Haha. I remember my brothers shooting a huge paper wasp nest while all of the rest of us hung back to "see what was going to happen". Well duh! We all had to run like crazy from 100 angry hornets and somebody got stung multiple times. Those were the days.
@aking3624
5 жыл бұрын
I went to a church rummage sale once & tried to purchase a basket for 50 cents.. Gave the young girl a buck. She proceeded to punch the numbers into her phone and then gave me a nickle. Staring in disbelief, I said "It's 50 cents.. She then showed me her phone while stating "It says 5"...😲
@tamahtaylor7411
5 жыл бұрын
I believe it!
@MCeili
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah to homeschooling!!!!
@Menyhard
5 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@trinity7964
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@meggrotte4760
4 жыл бұрын
Common core math is every students nightmare. What the hell are they trying to do to kids. I have a hard enough time trying to tell my kids that actually getting an education is interesting and it's going to help you. Thankfully I live in Taiwan and we don't have that crap yet. Where is a teacher with three learningdisabilities I thank God that I did not have to learn common core math
@lallyoisin
5 жыл бұрын
Very funny!! I know the world looks screwy but we asked for it to be that way?
@brandyf1932
5 жыл бұрын
"Leave those people alone."
@briandodge7095
4 жыл бұрын
Real life IS funny
@KremitDeFrog
5 жыл бұрын
lmao.. @3:10.. home schooling went from that awkward undeveloped "special ed" label to "better educated than public school" in a single generation.. that is actually more concerning than it is funny, which is sad, cause that was a hilarious joke..
@thatotherguy8138
5 жыл бұрын
2:30JFC, this is so true. Even in Canada where we've gotten rid of pennies, if I give a nickel to get a quarter back (instead of four nickels - I think we have a dime shortage up here, every time I get 15-20 cents in change it's almost always in nickels), the kid behind the counter simply can't do the math. Hell, they can't even type in the amount I gave them - I give them $10.05 on a bill of $9:30, they type in the $10.00 and forget the $0.05 about 90% of the time.
@beatleme2
5 жыл бұрын
Gonna name my next band ''finger guns'' and ''the sound effects''!..lol
@hishamlabban6308
5 жыл бұрын
I'm fat but I don't shake like a jello. Punks, I never heard Jeff speak about Punks.
@turquoiseheart6320
5 жыл бұрын
I love that advice from the dad. Yeah, i realize my son is hyper active and i feel sorry for the teachers who have to deal with him. Son, go to sleep! Lol. It takes a wise man ( i stress the word man) with a very secure psyche ( i stress the word secure) to be able to admit and accept that about his own offspring and deal with it so smoothly and badass-edly. It goes to show what a cool person and secure in his own skin jeff allen is.
@hyroproto4364
5 жыл бұрын
so a finger pistol is considered a threat to society but carrying a loaded gun isn't as long as it has a permit ? Your country should get their priorities straight
@beatleme2
5 жыл бұрын
been that way since 1776 - stay defenseless where ur at ..we are fine- in the army u don't get issued a gun till proper training, same deal
@marygalati539
5 жыл бұрын
When only the government has guns, the people aren't free. They don't give permits to,just anybody. There is always a background check to LEGALLY purchase a gun. Concealed carry has multiple steps to qualify. Educate yourself..
@ballsdeep2520
5 жыл бұрын
This has definitely happened to me at McDonald's. I said I had a nickel a second too late and the girl had no idea what to do. Mind blown
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