I think I said I wasn't going to do another one of these for like a long time, so I'm just going to stop making promises because I am clearly a liar. That being said, I do plan on releasing another one of these within like a month, so we'll see if I can keep my word. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the video, and I hope you're all doing well :)
@Clean_Shirt2006
2 жыл бұрын
You mad lad
@nysewerrat6577
2 жыл бұрын
Noooo please make more :(
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
Ey don't worry, like I said there should be another one coming up within the next month, and I am always gathering clips for future videos
@riqopowpow
2 жыл бұрын
@@johncrops So this is the final part then
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
@@riqopowpow Frick, going by my own logic, that's true
@poorcolossus
2 жыл бұрын
I love how harsh he feels like he's being for the smallest timeouts. "Listen, you've forced my hand, you're really gonna regret this, ban that guy for 5 minutes."
@smolbrendan5978
2 жыл бұрын
his inner supply teacher is showing
@kaizokuAUTO
2 жыл бұрын
@@smolbrendan5978 the supply teacher to streamer pipeline features 100% transferrable skills
@Zawmbbeh
2 жыл бұрын
"ban that guy FOREVER" = "ban that guy for AT LEAST 30 MINUTES"
@lucasnadamas9317
2 жыл бұрын
except for fart andy, that guy was no regret or doubt just "ban him permanently"
@funnyfella8198
2 жыл бұрын
@@happynewyear001 only if they resist arrest, they usually get let out on bail
@leviathiane
2 жыл бұрын
"You look like a newly discovered fish" fucking BROKE me
@Heavysweating
2 жыл бұрын
It's even funnier with the correct picture, since it's actually quite accurate
@maryfreegirl2029
2 жыл бұрын
Seaman Andy
@psycless
2 жыл бұрын
i literally saw that in the chat and said to myself "man that persons trying rlly hard to get read" and then they did
@user-xv8eo2pk9g
2 жыл бұрын
@17:01
@gentlesandladymen
Жыл бұрын
It’s literally so accurate
@therrfuin7897
2 жыл бұрын
It is funny every time jerma reads a message like he thinks it's funny then immediately tells the mods to ban someone in a super serious tone. I can't get over it
@PerpetualCamel
2 жыл бұрын
I also like that when he says to ban people, he chooses times that wouldn't be worth it to ban them for, like 17 seconds
@CastafioreOnYoutube
2 жыл бұрын
@@PerpetualCamel 1 minute ban, permanent
@b0BSh4nk3r
2 жыл бұрын
11:57
@darksongoftheshadows9263
2 жыл бұрын
my fav Ban That Guy bit has probably been that one time somebody said he was bad at a game and he told mods to ban that guy for "700 billion fuckin years". like I just wish I could see inside jermas brain like one of those fucked up see-through fish yknow
@TurbopropPuppy
2 жыл бұрын
@@darksongoftheshadows9263 jermaquarium
@dragonsrule20201
2 жыл бұрын
I love how for BJ Andy he screamed "BJ WHAT?" as if Andy was the shocking part of the message
@darkbobblackpants9747
2 жыл бұрын
A*dy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@moosesues8887
2 жыл бұрын
@@darkbobblackpants9747 fr 🤢
@worstusernameintheworld9871
2 жыл бұрын
why didn't you censor the word A***?? MY EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED
@volnartheunforgiving3952
2 жыл бұрын
That was an inspect element joke mockup. It is unlikely the original message contained "Andy".
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
@Volnar The Unforgiving I just realized I cut it out of the video, but if you go back to that stream and watch that moment in its entirety, Jerma says "The worst part is that it said 'blowjob *ANDY*." It's true I had to recreate the message since the original was deleted, but it definitely had "Andy" in it. Don't know why I didn't leave that part in the video, I'm dumb. Here's the source: kzitem.info/news/bejne/zHeH24ejgH5_mZw at 6:38:06
@kaizokuAUTO
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jerma never personally bans someone, he orders a moderator to take part in the bizarre time-out performance
@batrachianbill9760
2 жыл бұрын
no chat member is worthy enough to be banned by Jerma's own hands
@icoffeebeen
2 жыл бұрын
an honorable king swings the executioners sword himself. jerma is not an honorable king
@noriakikakyoin1423
Жыл бұрын
@batrachianbill9760 If Jerma even used a millionth of his power we would all be dead
@MrMrkman98
Жыл бұрын
@@batrachianbill9760 Except the guy who asked him to play destiny pvp. Jerma personally saw to that guy.
@saudade7842
Жыл бұрын
@@MrMrkman98 He was worthy
@solharv7817
2 жыл бұрын
“He’s calling from prison” really is one of the best chat moments ever
@Clouditivity
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember laughing so hard when he read that on stream
@Limpshot_McGee
2 жыл бұрын
Another person said it was a hostage situation and I think that’s funnier
@zetanone7211
2 жыл бұрын
God the image in my head of his agents or whatever being like “look I get you won’t be out for another 12 years but you’ve gotta appear in this info commercial or your reputation will be ruined”
@hexpsyche
Жыл бұрын
4:39
@urbainleverrier1
Жыл бұрын
@@hexpsyche I love you
@Cicadidaetm9899
2 жыл бұрын
I like that he makes some of the comments sound more polite. Like at 19:28 he reads it as "it's my birthday can you watch porn on stream" while the actual comment is just "it's my birthday watch porn"
@cy-bernet-ix
2 жыл бұрын
"how much kfc have you eaten" turned into "have you eaten kfc recently"
@cy-bernet-ix
2 жыл бұрын
also he removed the "old man" from the shirtlessness request
@volnartheunforgiving3952
2 жыл бұрын
And yet he turns "that's a double" into "That's literally your stunt double, dude. That can't be you." It's like his brain skipped over "a" and thought he had actually missed like 20 words and made up a whole comment
@18skeltor
2 жыл бұрын
It's he's protecting his ego
@calix_mayeus
Жыл бұрын
@Vae Victis “shit idiot brain juice”
@M-1996A1
2 жыл бұрын
It’s the primal energy of a classroom seeing the weakness in the substitute teacher and making them cry for their sick pleasure. He’s always just been a substitute teacher.
@Username-1939t9
2 жыл бұрын
then he makes the teacher noise and we all fall on the floor having a seizure
@TurbopropPuppy
2 жыл бұрын
substitute streamer, what a sycho
@martk647
2 жыл бұрын
And the same teacher would bring a meat grinder the next day..
@mitchroid
2 жыл бұрын
“but our normal teacher always lets us peep the horror!”
@ryanhernandez8324
2 жыл бұрын
@@martk647 The Mince of '85. #chatgrind ✊😎
@onlinestonedogii
2 жыл бұрын
He’s like a substitute teacher whenever anyone in chat misbehaves. Its just time outs and light scolding every single time he gets called “poop Andy”
@kaizokuAUTO
2 жыл бұрын
He was a substitute teacher so it makes perfect sense
@a7475
Жыл бұрын
It's because he has parent teacher conference meeting hair
@theguythatasked6400
Жыл бұрын
@@kaizokuAUTO let’s hope he doesn’t make the sound again
@Mxshrxxmbxy
Жыл бұрын
@@theguythatasked6400Well.. ya fuckin jinxed it mate
@RequiemBeats01
2 жыл бұрын
The idea of chef tony having to do in infomercial from prison is hilarious
@rockinthecazbah4
2 жыл бұрын
I imagine a line of inmates waiting to call loved ones while he's just animatedly doing this infomercial in front of everyone on the phone. It kills me.
@thaumaTurtles
2 жыл бұрын
@@rockinthecazbah4 you just leaked the ending of Better Call Saul
@g8le
Жыл бұрын
@@thaumaTurtles Pretty sure you just did actually.
@neerkum5428
Жыл бұрын
That shit killed me dawg💀
@denisj458
2 жыл бұрын
Love that he explains birds by saying "They're birds that fly around"
@bean_eater1209
2 жыл бұрын
He had to specify that they aren't ostriches
@pindaunt3r534
2 жыл бұрын
@@bean_eater1209 or penguins
@CrazedKasaJizo
2 жыл бұрын
@@pindaunt3r534 or Kiwis
@Bessux
2 жыл бұрын
Specially because he was talking about the birds and the bees, and bees also fly around.
@ryanwalsh5019
2 жыл бұрын
@@CrazedKasaJizo or chickens
@ori6990
2 жыл бұрын
It's weird how jerma bans somebody permanently for saying "Fart Andy" but only for 30 minutes if you say "BLOWJOB ANDY"
@KillerDragoon87
2 жыл бұрын
He said “permanently…for 1 minute”
@b0BSh4nk3r
2 жыл бұрын
deranged behavior, this jerma guy needs to be locked up
@TurbopropPuppy
2 жыл бұрын
@@KillerDragoon87 local streamer has no sense of timescale
@elliewuzzup7689
2 жыл бұрын
This is the guy who tried to figure out if there was a way to stay at 3pm by flying around the globe...and believed that if it was 3pm for him it would be for chat as well. He also hates Europeans for living in a different time zone. Needless to say time isn't his forte.
@mydemon
2 жыл бұрын
He said "permanently.. for one minute"
@helloimtom100
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the more terrible and unhinged a chat msg is, the more likely Jerma is able to see and read it
@FunkyTheMainMonkey
2 жыл бұрын
The A.I. in his brain automatically locks on to them
@kailin9257
2 жыл бұрын
Hence why chat is so toxic as of recent. They all want his attention. Unhinged recognizes unhinged.
@meatycheerios199
2 жыл бұрын
Hi tom
@tahutoa
2 жыл бұрын
like blood to a shark
@bradentheman1373
Жыл бұрын
@@kailin9257chat is actually the insane one. I was watching his very recent stream and he was playing house flipped demo or whatever and I said “I like the house. you did good jerma” or something, and he read it out loud and immediately everyone said “nobody said that”
@JermaStreamArchive
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you did another of these. One of my friends won't stop quoting chat messages from these at me. Keep up the good work!
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much! I've said it before and I'll say it again, these videos wouldn't be possible without all of your archiving efforts :)
@bradentheman1373
Жыл бұрын
I love you both so much
@JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
2 жыл бұрын
I love the ones where someone says something messed up and then Jerma reads their name, my favorite one was when someone just said "you're bad" and their name was JermaEnjoyer1000000000
@skywardstargaze1768
2 жыл бұрын
jerma enjoyer one Billion
@disposable_income_andy
Жыл бұрын
"JermaEnjoyer1000000000000: You are bad"
@Cocoauri
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but something about the phrase "Grandma Sicko Mode" just made me fucking lost it. Thank you for surfacing these beautiful moments from chat
@icoffeebeen
2 жыл бұрын
same
@combativeThinker
2 жыл бұрын
Babushka busts out the Kar-98.
@diediedice
2 жыл бұрын
Beating up the other elderly with her cane
@u12bdragon
2 жыл бұрын
15:03 actual psycho moment. I could see the layers of his normalcy facade peel away. for a second there, he was not wearing the mask of a sane person, and it was terrifying.
@FeodorFedelini
2 жыл бұрын
*hhhhhhhhh*
@capacitatedflux
6 ай бұрын
legitimately terrifying
@SkiddlyBink
2 жыл бұрын
"you look like a newly discovered fish" is my new fave out of pocket jerma description
@Figgy_Tree
Жыл бұрын
Which is great because you can fit him in your pocket.
@robbieboydudeguy
2 жыл бұрын
I love when he reads things wrong, betraying his debilitating dyslexia
@robbieboydudeguy
2 жыл бұрын
It hasn’t even been a day and there’s 100 likes. I hope jerma recovers once his horde of bees exits his house after the 50 years they’ve spent terrorizing him
@kaizokuAUTO
2 жыл бұрын
@@robbieboydudeguy jerma is the bees actually he's a swarm
@ree3762
2 жыл бұрын
@@robbieboydudeguy shut up
@yurimessiah
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaizokuAUTO he has come for your nectar
@Jupiter__001_
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaizokuAUTO THE PAIN *bees start pouring out from sleeves of jacket*
@kay_luh
2 жыл бұрын
the way he misreads most of these messages makes it so much funnier, like how is he gonna read a whole message properly and then say 'chapstick' instead of 'capslock' 😭 also the cheer i let out seeing this in my subs box... thank you john crops!!!!!!!
@Jester_Jean
2 жыл бұрын
or the infamous "Eat a McDick"
@isaacdanoob2434
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jester_Jean or "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"
@fellipesz
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love when he "misreads" the messages because I'm 100% convinced he does it on purpose to make them even funnier (and it works every single time)
@cy-bernet-ix
2 жыл бұрын
"he's speaking in chapstick"
@caspian9694
Жыл бұрын
Nah its definitely real, i see the same shit he does 💀
@ArnoTheLad
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerma bans anyone who’s funnier than him
@geldundkokaine2569
Жыл бұрын
Due to this nobody in chat is allowed to speak
@tsuchinoko719
Жыл бұрын
He's such a tyrant
@ashtonblake2001
Жыл бұрын
@@tsuchinoko719 dictatorship andy
@zapcoolman8816
Жыл бұрын
@@ashtonblake2001ban that guy permanently
@nicebike5039
10 ай бұрын
this is why ballfondler is his mortal enemy they were too funny for their own good
@dogsterdog
2 жыл бұрын
you are such a real one for finding the chat messages and even timestamping everything 😭😭 wow
@rideontime8591
2 жыл бұрын
Chat is jerma's cohost. I cannot imagine a stream without chat. Based chat
@SleepyAdam
2 жыл бұрын
Chat member : "Jerma take off your pants and show us your balls" Jerma : "Ban that person for 5 minutes." Chat member : "This game has some bugs in it" Jerma : "Ban that person for an hour."
@labratboygirl
5 ай бұрын
chat member: fart andy jerma: ban that person Permanently
@marsbar6225
2 жыл бұрын
i'm so obsessed with looking at the section titles on these videos, they're so fucking funny. "gamma shaggy," "shirt off" and the grandma sicko mode one took me out
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
lmao I'm so glad someone brought this up, I have to say I was pretty proud of "Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby"
@drpibisback7680
6 ай бұрын
@@johncrops BRB, naming my MySpace Mathcore band Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby.
@SleepyAdam
2 жыл бұрын
why was he so offended by cube world I'm laughing so hard
@SleepyAdam
2 жыл бұрын
Never mind just learned about the game that's unfortunate
@senatorpineapple8149
2 жыл бұрын
@@SleepyAdamwhats cube world whats unfortunate about it
@irregular_dream
2 жыл бұрын
@@senatorpineapple8149 To briefly summarize, it's an indie game that had a lot of hype around it in the early 2010s when it was in development. However, there ended up being no updates on development progress for several years and people thought the game had been abandoned. It did eventually release in 2019 but it ended up being a disappointing game for a lot of people.
@myfatassdick
2 жыл бұрын
Luna damn that’s sad I remember seeing that game all those years ago and thinking “that’s cool i wonder where it’ll go from here” and then never hearing about it again
@neophyteredglare961
2 жыл бұрын
@@rdmurph3371 tbh tho once you start getting money to fund the project you are liable for at least some of them
@manofthesnails
2 жыл бұрын
when someone said he was holding the grandma sicko mode bread like a baby i thought he was holding it as though it were a bottle of fine wine he was presenting
@jazzswords1374
2 жыл бұрын
Unhinged sentence
@lightbluesleeper
2 жыл бұрын
none of these words are in the bible
@manofthesnails
2 жыл бұрын
@@lightbluesleeper the only three words in that comment that don't appear in the bible are "grandma", "sicko", and "mode". (i checked)
@AnimaAspect
Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing because....if that's a baby he's holding it by the neck
@wizardlizard55555
Жыл бұрын
@@manofthesnailsgrandma sicko mode NOT in the bible CONFIRMED
@HuffdrewPaint
2 жыл бұрын
I like the "Jerma you look like.." messages a lot because you have a second to comprehend what they see, so you're predisposed to seeing it when you look at him finally. The backwards hat one is funny as shit, and a decent example.
@kaigibson320
2 жыл бұрын
moustache hair has gotta be the best one
@astracontritus1209
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaigibson320 Mustache hair was so funny because it was absolutely spot on
@urbainleverrier1
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaigibson320 and it stuck with him too lol he made his hair as a mustache in that queen song video
@ozarka4911
Жыл бұрын
i like the one where they say he looks like a newly discovered fish
@SaucyBoy
Жыл бұрын
17:11 it's an honor to be a questionable chat message
@AlexRodriguez-ti3wy
Жыл бұрын
7:28 I love how he just says the same sentiment “ban them for Thirty minutes”, like 5 or 6 times, each with a slightly different wording, like he’s just drafting his response out loud.
@MythrilMann
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's complete and utter inability to look past unhinged comments without reading them out loud will never cease to amaze me.
@thatitalianlameguy2235
2 жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious when he bans people for minutes and not permanently, he thinks he's too harsh on his lab rats and tries to not anger them too much
@alexwolfe
2 жыл бұрын
And then someone says fart Andy and he says ban that guy permanently with no remorse whatsoever
@thatitalianlameguy2235
Жыл бұрын
@@alexwolfe rule 66: no farting
@ohsqueep
Жыл бұрын
rat, we're rats, we're the rats
@diediedice
Жыл бұрын
@@ohsqueep we prey at night we stalk at night
@xhivo97
Жыл бұрын
@@alexwolfeI think he mumbles "for a minute" after lol
@tackyoptic
2 жыл бұрын
I have no fucking idea how he even reads anything, his chat is always going apeshit trying to one-up each other with shitty insults, it's such a chaotic environment I love it
@littelcreatchure506
2 жыл бұрын
10:50 WHAT DID THE GUY EVEN DO JERMA IS SO WRATHFUL EVEN MENTIONING BUGS IS WORSE THAN BLOWJOB ANDY
@r0dders
Жыл бұрын
this streamer HATES puns.
@williamlyons1864
2 жыл бұрын
I will never understand why he had to tell the mods to ban the BJ Andy guy 6 different times in succesion
@geckomancer
2 жыл бұрын
i can’t get over him pronouncing “jared leto” the same way he says “otto” around 5:54. jared let-to
@user-lh7mt7zo7l
2 жыл бұрын
He also says "otto-matic"
@pinkshoelace
2 жыл бұрын
i say it the same way
@grayrainbow100
2 жыл бұрын
jermaLetoPet
@kodinamsinh1267
2 жыл бұрын
@@kiraw.9521 no they mean that jerma annunciates the word in the same way he does for Otto
@legojay14
Жыл бұрын
I hate that you made me realize I forgot how it's actually pronounced and now read it the way jerma says it
@winterlou
2 жыл бұрын
I never know if every time he says "ban that person for at least X minutes!" the mods actually do it or if it's just a bit
@plaguis1391
2 жыл бұрын
I really hope they actually hand out those 10 minute "bans"
@daniel.d.2452
2 жыл бұрын
happpened to me lmao, craziest 5 minutes
@thisisachannel.780
2 жыл бұрын
like 10% of the time it’s a bit, the other 90% they actually do time out/ban
@dmkmn4612
2 жыл бұрын
I WANT THAT GUY PERMANENTLY BANNED I DONT WONT TO SEE HIS NAME EVER AGAIN... for 5 minutes
@3dDoener
2 жыл бұрын
@@daniel.d.2452 badge of honor
@emmyl6956
2 жыл бұрын
im obsessed with 21:30 the instant and correct reaction to call it weird and then the short pause where he seems to consider that maybe, he was a little harsh, so he says odd instead in a softer tone. Its hilarious.
@asare240
2 жыл бұрын
Chat is trying to gaslight jerma into madness, but hes also gaslighting himself into insanity
@grease_monkey6078
2 жыл бұрын
Just think about it. Jerma makes so much money from people insulting him on a daily basis, he has made it an art form. he is the village idiot that people throw money at. Stay awesome Jezza
@aerosma5021
2 жыл бұрын
*Jizzma
@williord3050
2 жыл бұрын
So he’s basically a lolcow that learned lol
@ponponpatapon9670
2 жыл бұрын
@@williord3050 cow
@pillgrimm
2 жыл бұрын
Jezza?
@DLBBALL
2 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpatapon9670 Completely unrelated but +1 for your username. Patapon's fun
@hertberken2053
2 жыл бұрын
Fellas I don’t think I’ll ever recover from “Grandma Sicko Mode.”
@icoffeebeen
2 жыл бұрын
one of the best one guys ever
@jigsaucemusic
2 жыл бұрын
This series is my favorite Jerma content. It’s a nice reminder that the fans are just as unhinged
@vynylwelsh9868
2 жыл бұрын
I love that at 18:25 he is terrified of the dumpster opening sound and jumps back
@EightTinyRats
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: time that person out for 7 million years Jerma 3 seconds later: time that person out for at least 5 minutes
@ohherbie
Жыл бұрын
Jerma is a ruler villain and his mods are like his little workers and he tells them to “SEIZE HIM !” When someone’s funnier than him
@cloudieo
Жыл бұрын
We are Jermas little minions and when Jerma tells mods to ban us we are put into a volcano.
@twodoorgoop
2 жыл бұрын
the “fuck snl and the whole cast” one caught me so off guard cuz it’s a kanye lyric lmao
@icoffeebeen
2 жыл бұрын
“tell em yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass” 😩🔥
@donet0death240
2 жыл бұрын
Ye and Jerma crossover
@ezequiel_555
Жыл бұрын
@@donet0death240 yerma
@theguythatasked6400
Жыл бұрын
UNHINGED streamer partners with ANTISYMMETRIC celebrity KANYE WEST!
@le4chehenry324
Жыл бұрын
@@ezequiel_555 jitler
@kylano525
2 жыл бұрын
22:44 I love how he pretends to be disturbed at mass murder. It's so nice of Jerma to make new viewers comfortable.
@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
2 жыл бұрын
I started watching Jerma a week or two ago and now my room is filled with whiteboards trying to decipher who this man truly is. After countless research hours and almost every Chelte and archive vod. I.. Don’t… Know… This isn’t human.. It’s a thing.
@cy-bernet-ix
2 жыл бұрын
clearly its jared leto
@picklerobertson5807
2 жыл бұрын
I love these, the actual chat messages edited onscreen makes it amazing
@idknomo5768
2 жыл бұрын
"Jerma, you look like a chicken." Jerma: *slowly becomes possessed by a chicken* 16:36
@bubblegum7046
2 жыл бұрын
I need to find some way to incorporate "he's speaking in chapstick" and "grandma sicko mode" into my vocabulary
@Sleepy-oi3xh
2 жыл бұрын
These are some of the best edited videos, not just jerma videos but like out of all of youtube. Just the time and effort to go through chat alone and crop out all the messages. 11/10
@SnowDouble
2 жыл бұрын
"BJ Andy" has to be my favorite jerma moment ever because the stream was so lax before that and everything after was just a mess. That "One Guy" derailed the whole stream into chaos
@crabdipp889
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I’m unbelievably happy that another one of these exists
@OdaSwifteye
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Ball Fondler. It would take awhile to train the body to take an entire baseball through the anus and into the sphincter and I presume following it up with some sort of obscene yet really talented trick that ejects the baseball from the body.
@ryoki_PH
2 жыл бұрын
the diameter of a baseball is only around 7.5 centimetres so i don’t think it would be that hard to accomplish honestly, 5 months seems a bit like over-preparation to me :/
@sirllamaiii9708
2 жыл бұрын
I've seen it done before
@thisisachannel.780
2 жыл бұрын
like the hotdog launcher video but with a baseball and backwards
@daveinthemicrowave
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmybean420 Bio-cannon
@Username-1939t9
2 жыл бұрын
i regret looking at the comment section
@hevoo
2 жыл бұрын
I was just going through the old ones and when I saw this in the related videos, I thought this was from someone else doing their own thing at first. Thank you for continuing it!
@unjerked
2 жыл бұрын
düd same wtf
@Verm0uth07
2 жыл бұрын
I just love it whenever jerma order the mods to ban someone, it never gets old for me lmao
@haveagoodday7021
2 жыл бұрын
"Baliff, whack his peepee"
@SCP-2295
2 жыл бұрын
i like when he reads a message and then goes "...i don't know what you're talking about" in a way that seems like not only is he fully aware of what chat is talking about he is also just lying to them for fun
@bonefortune
Жыл бұрын
19:11 i love that after he asks that, he looks up as if he could see the moon through his roof
@spartains5493
2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 27:25, he felt the it was necessary to explain what he meant by spongebob as if no one knew who the character was and what sponges do.
@razmerry
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he sounds like a mob boss ordering a hit when he bans someone
@spamreciever4208
2 жыл бұрын
I'm new here, but my favorite thing this guy does is read every noun in a sentence, then just make the rest up like a reverse mad lib
@ultimatequeenofdeath666
2 жыл бұрын
"why are you fucking bread" is probably my favorite jerma quote of all time, 13:33
@nabusvco
2 жыл бұрын
This convinces me that Jerma and chat are symbiotic, they cant live without eachother
@idknomo5768
2 жыл бұрын
17:43 I love how Jerma could be playing a game, look over at chat for like two seconds, find the most strange comment in chat, and still be pondering about it the next day.
@agelessignorance485
Жыл бұрын
The way he reads each comment slightly different than what is actually typed makes me laugh every time💀
@steffo0302
Жыл бұрын
Hes like a mad king dishing out disproportionate prison sentences based on his mood
@SabikHipparcos
Ай бұрын
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
@amateuruncle
2 жыл бұрын
2:53 after he says skin, you can see the moment he starts remembering all that skin he stole from those lost hikers in 2018.
@RUKOLAKE
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he ends every one of these clips by saying "I want this person BANNED for x amount of time"
@GreaserMan
2 жыл бұрын
I actually kinda have an answer for the Hulk eating question. In one of the Marvel Zombies books, Hulk eats an entire human leg whole and when he turns back into Bruce, he's in a massive amount of pain and has a clear outline of a leg jutting out of him. So, uhh yeah.
@volnartheunforgiving3952
2 жыл бұрын
It was spectacular how he like DEFEATED the Hulk commenters by responding with his own set of questions and speculation that was so horrific and lingering he totally topped them I love Holly's laughing "NO" at being called a fan of grandma sicko mode
@alpine7313
Жыл бұрын
8:17 my favorite detail of that incident is that the Auto-mod caught the message almost instantly and he still read and screamed it.
@waldornprime5567
2 жыл бұрын
i find it interesting how quickly the Andy bit just devolved into harassment
@LuciaLaVA
2 жыл бұрын
I like how jerma specified that the bird is the one that flies while a bee is just an insect
@itshighmewn8174
2 жыл бұрын
I think one of my favorite Jerma bits is him threatening to ban people for extremely inconsequential amounts of time. “Ban that guy for thirty minutes.”
@deadringer6759
2 жыл бұрын
A baseball is pretty big. It's understandable it would take over a month to train for that.
@colpekker
2 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that he screamed out BLOWJOB right when he called his mom on the phone
@Dorf274
2 жыл бұрын
I love Jerma's chat community. It's a huge part of what makes the stream hilarious.
@tristian14
2 жыл бұрын
the baseball incident was so funny cause i thought jerma said he was going to shove an entire baseball up his mouth
@Kekkle-
2 жыл бұрын
23:32 Yooo its me! Thank you for including my clip! :)
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
No problem, homie
@AtilaZepol
2 жыл бұрын
This was probably one of the worst things chatted
@Kekkle-
2 жыл бұрын
@@AtilaZepol I'm just a vile little guy you know how it is
@zboi4859
2 жыл бұрын
I've no idea who this man is, but he seems to be constantly on the verge of tears.
@lagspike7763
8 ай бұрын
Original sin Andy always cracks me up holy shit what did he mean by that
@RoboLamp
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, these are always a highlight! It's even weirder when I remember seeing some of these messages live. Your work is a blessing d:>
@sirllamaiii9708
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a smiley face with a baseball cap? Kinda love that ngl it's cute
@diediedice
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirllamaiii9708 he also has a friend with a party hat
@sirllamaiii9708
2 жыл бұрын
@@diediedice love him
@silas1173
Жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely convinced that someone could say “hi Jerma985 I love your streams I hope you have a great day” and get banned for 30 minutes
@monmon-od3kb
2 жыл бұрын
15:51 “hello mr stevenson how are you today!” Why did he sound so good though?? This psychotic man
@garrettbrax
2 жыл бұрын
Chef Tony calling in from prison had me pissing holy shit
@MilesEasler
2 жыл бұрын
God, first clip and I'm already his father. This is gonna be a great video
@whitealbum8620
2 жыл бұрын
correction: he‘s already your father
@1whospeaks
2 жыл бұрын
Why is he eating bread on stream like an 18th century chimney cleaner.
@johncrops
2 жыл бұрын
Go easy on the poor boy, t's the only food they currently have in his village. All of the animals have fled under mysterious circumstances and the fruit trees have withered so they must resort to grain.
@mudstick
2 жыл бұрын
16:27 i thought for the entire bit that the screen said "ONE-MACHINE ANDY"
@havencross_
2 жыл бұрын
every time someone comments on jermas appearance he sizes himself up like a bird in a mirror
@cidermouse
2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that 4 separate chat clips came out of sourdough bread
@ChompDude
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that there's 28 more minutes of these either says something about Jerma, chat itself or both.
@Croucher72649
2 жыл бұрын
“I moisturize every day!” Yeah ok and I bet ya killed Paul Allen too
@grimboishungry9218
2 жыл бұрын
11:18 Jerma has banished an entire bloodline
@zarco5855
2 жыл бұрын
I find really it really funny when he calls for a ban, but for a very reasonable amount of time.
@echoestoofar3953
2 жыл бұрын
i would happily wait a month for another one of these. i know this takes a lot of time and effort but my god is it worth it. by far one of my favorite series on youtube right now
@adjectiveollie
2 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about these is that someone could call him a slur and he would tell mods to ban them for 20 minutes but when someone says something about his face he tells the mods to perma ban them
@GrungiestTrack8
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma as an active racist, promotes racism in every racist form racist andy
@diediedice
2 жыл бұрын
perma ban them *FOR 1 MINUTE*
@exorchili7121
Жыл бұрын
Homophobic andy
@manfellafellaman
2 жыл бұрын
27:00 to answer Jermas question. If the Hulk where to eat/slash drink of large quantities and he changed back into Bruce Banner, then he would partially explode. It's happened before in the comics
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