Jerry is really good at making extremely mundane everyday events funny.
@joebrokenstrang7537
7 жыл бұрын
HiddenWen Is that so? I've never heard anyone sum up his comedy in that way!
@johnirving339
7 жыл бұрын
well his entire show was about nothing.
@wandelgartking5446
7 жыл бұрын
Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.
@Katya_Lastochka
7 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's just always observing people and their ridiculousness.
@lauren6964
8 жыл бұрын
I love his comedy! Everything he says is so true. He is truly the best!
@ygsfirstlady9435
8 жыл бұрын
wh
@justsomeguy5544
6 жыл бұрын
He's not good he sucks Larry is who made him famous if it wasnt for larry Seinfeld wouldn't be famous
@moe6
3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy5544 says some guy
@Zak-uf6mq
7 жыл бұрын
Jerry killed it with the "July 3 tip off date"
@simonetanzi5103
6 жыл бұрын
The whole show flows from one joke to the other... Just genius writing
@ATMDPNKBJ
10 жыл бұрын
The king of clean humor.
@ilovebrandnewcarpets
7 жыл бұрын
I'll agree. With Gaffigan and Regan as the crown princes
@eosa
7 жыл бұрын
the king of cl'umor.
@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
6 жыл бұрын
+ilovebrandnewcarpets Regan is king now
@xB1OHAZARD
6 жыл бұрын
Thats your god damn humor right there.
@MrShnigglepuff
6 жыл бұрын
Shall we call him Mr Clean?
@AfroThunder242
13 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is a class act. He knows how to make people laugh without cursing profusely or lowering himself to crude material
@johnstory2996
Жыл бұрын
Comedy for puritans. 🙄 Great
@RunstarHomer
8 ай бұрын
@@johnstory2996 "puritan" 🤣How do you even take yourself seriously with a worldview this separate from reality?
@dillydreamdust
Ай бұрын
XD
@huhbobsaget
9 жыл бұрын
Newman hired 13 people to dislike this video... Newman!
@miklygodspeed4556
4 жыл бұрын
eric p you mean 78
@huhbobsaget
3 жыл бұрын
@Nick West five years later I see my old comment thanks bro haha
@huhbobsaget
3 жыл бұрын
@Nick West you too bro 🤙🏻
@RobertWadlow292
3 жыл бұрын
Newman's a fat sack o' shit
@cyoungledesma
3 жыл бұрын
Now it’s 89. Who would dislike jerry...unamerican!
@SalvadorLosAngeles
9 жыл бұрын
I've seen Seinfeld live three times (last time just last week) including following his career for 30+ years. This is Seinfeld in his prime.
@universe4839
8 жыл бұрын
+SalvadorLosAngeles Is he still worth to see live, or is it more about the nostalgia?
@SalvadorLosAngeles
8 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.
@joebrokenstrang7537
7 жыл бұрын
Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.
@Dreadpiratetrucker
6 жыл бұрын
Jerry Seinfeld always has a way of making me feel better when I'm down
@that70sguy33
8 жыл бұрын
Love how Mr. Seinfeld says watermelons " humping " instead of " fu**Ing," very classy guy.
@yaronlevy
7 жыл бұрын
Elvis Presley
@forman208
7 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@featherstorm6082
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Mr. Sienfeld. So proper lol
@cguy1484
3 жыл бұрын
Classy? Lmao. It's boring and milquetoast. Prude.
@JanetStarChild
3 жыл бұрын
@@cguy1484 Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.
@Horrorbuff2
12 жыл бұрын
That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
@UnionKidz
12 жыл бұрын
I love comedy with real life examples. That whole milk standup was 100% accurate haha!
@joshkaye5303
Жыл бұрын
The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis
@richmartzeni946
6 жыл бұрын
This is a really long intro into Seinfeld..
@ShermanHutchisonBMGP
10 жыл бұрын
Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction
@soulhunter59
7 жыл бұрын
There's an app for that. The cute check out girl showed me.
@butterflyboof
8 жыл бұрын
when he picks up the kitten ♡
@jaysmith6013
3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking
@VirusTornado
6 жыл бұрын
Jerry Seinfeld always sounds like someone trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld.
@rodneythemodney
10 жыл бұрын
It's july 3rd. I got the random urge to watch this video without knowing today's date would be in the video.
@thermomalous
9 жыл бұрын
I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..." Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.
@sunliccild
9 жыл бұрын
LowerTheBoom1 Well that was unnecessary.
@heemlo649
6 жыл бұрын
There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.
@gregorcollins
12 жыл бұрын
Only part worth watching: 00:00 - 05:45
@MusicDecomposer
3 жыл бұрын
5:29 Whoa, that’s today! I swear, I’ve never seen this before, it’s totally a coincidence.
@anneahlert2997
3 жыл бұрын
At least it's not "the day after the day" when you saw this, as you were eating your last spoonful in the bowl of cereal and milk. LOL
@gregbester3855
2 жыл бұрын
"See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready." My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.
@ironcito1101
8 ай бұрын
In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣 But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣
@Slikrik1212
12 жыл бұрын
"You look pretty good, what are you eating? Maybe I'll eat that." Hahaha!!
@tomitstube
6 жыл бұрын
lol, "wonder if it's made from mosquitos?"
@alanj4507
6 жыл бұрын
The last part about milk was gold, not a word wasted
@LightK44
13 жыл бұрын
That part about lifting up the carton is so perfect
@jplourde11
7 жыл бұрын
Serenity now. Insanity later.
@joebrokenstrang7537
7 жыл бұрын
The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry, the MACKINAWWW PEACHES!
@ambalavanant
3 жыл бұрын
This is clean humour. My god nobody can match this guy when it comes to doing stand up comedy. I just love him
@alexau9657
2 жыл бұрын
Not "god"!
@monam3739
8 жыл бұрын
the milk😂😂😂 he's right.
@bradford_shaun_murray
4 жыл бұрын
5:23
@ElvarMasson
10 жыл бұрын
It goes to show true comedy never expires (O:þ
@CyanideSublime
8 жыл бұрын
July 3rd...
@TheCleaner76
3 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍🏻
@DarkEagle-vx9hd
3 жыл бұрын
He's very clean yet very talented. That's why it surprised me to hear him say "g*****ed"
@kjlsbt
13 жыл бұрын
"ah theres the milk...do we need milk?"
@TheNotebartello
13 жыл бұрын
I'm Tellin' You For The Last Time!!!! One of the best stand up specials ever
@aksanahinch6160
Жыл бұрын
He is still precious. Nothing’s changed
@mcmuffin7941
3 жыл бұрын
This used to have me dying laughing as a ten year old. I remember my mom having it recorded on VHS. The nostalgia
@queenzentertainmentinc.6338
3 жыл бұрын
“Do we have milk?” I literally NEVER KNOW 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@mayarinebrus3130
10 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to get out without buying anything, lol.... It's also true 'I'm gonna get this' anf later we are watching every product around
@VicTuxpan
11 жыл бұрын
Simplemente genial... Haré un cover de esta rutina. Una de mis partes favoritas.
@nicolaszunker4938
7 жыл бұрын
Really fascinating style of humor. I dont laugh as much as i do while listening to other comedians but somehow im still hanging on his every word
@davidcastaneda2405
7 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld jokes are( like it is, very detailed about why?.. and straight to the questions.)
@Saltspicious
9 жыл бұрын
The milk bit was used in the lost episode of seinfeld Check it out on youtube
@WordandSpiritGuy
12 жыл бұрын
"now we're washing our face with milk" that was so funny haha
@Yellow4494
12 жыл бұрын
"Now it's a race against the clock with the expiration date. That freaky thing." LOL
@choo6988
12 жыл бұрын
jerry's such a genious he'd probably figure a way to mock buying groceries online as well.
@societyofsin
7 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the greats of comedy. Genius
@vazquezb2011
7 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld in his prime
@gipperbanana
12 жыл бұрын
Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight . I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.
@madman2u
6 жыл бұрын
It's a funny bit but an unopened carton of milk holds for weeks after expiration date. Just consume it within two days after opening or bake something(mm pancakes). The 'extended' expiration date varies depending on the kind of milk you buy. The expiration date is just the date where it stops being the most fresh. It's not the date where the food goes bad. Smell, use your eyes and taste and if it's OK then eat away. Worst case scenario, you'll have some stomach troubles but really nothing that would kill you :P
@noelanderson969
3 жыл бұрын
Even WORSE is if the supermarket has some sort of CRAZY THEME!!
@rezahoque8655
7 жыл бұрын
He's among the best standup comedian of all time
@karu6111
2 жыл бұрын
thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.
@salsadancer4965
3 жыл бұрын
Its a special genius to take actual life experience and human behaviour and break it down like this. He is probably the funniest person i ever heard.
@balloonicorncoleiro113
9 жыл бұрын
Does this count as a monologue?
@OneDerscoreOneder
8 жыл бұрын
I'd think so :P
@leonromary
12 жыл бұрын
he is such a classic comedian. Great material, great linking of it all too. WTF 6 dislikes?
@technologywontsaveus
11 жыл бұрын
Funny and soooo true, something everybody can relate too! Great job, Mr. Seinfeld.
@edgaremilio768
7 жыл бұрын
1:23 he rolls his eyes. you ever think comedians secretly laugh at us for laughing at their stupid shit.
@blackcat5702
12 жыл бұрын
THAT'S your Goddamn DAY.
@tuhinlahiri24111992
7 жыл бұрын
Jerry is goddamm accurate
@smexiibish
13 жыл бұрын
3:40 lmao i love his OH NO!!
@EmpyreanLightASMR
3 жыл бұрын
1:38 channeling Brian Regan 😂
@scrapdogs7
13 жыл бұрын
2:57 ~lol~
@InfiniteRadiiEdge
9 жыл бұрын
Seedless watermelon are also bred to be that way, they might still contain the occasional seed.. Even Romans had them. They grew them through watermelon vines. They grew seedless apples by cutting of parts of the tree. You can cut the top part of the pineapple and use it to regrow it as well. Plants have several ways to reproduce.
@axelkyster2642
9 жыл бұрын
+InfiniteRadiiEdge Ahhh...thanks. I came here to Seinfeld KZitem specifically to LEARN about agiculture....LOL
@JohnFinnigan1
8 жыл бұрын
+Axel Kyster I thought it was kind of interesting
@InfiniteRadiiEdge
8 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? Hundreds of years ago watermelons looked very different then did now. Because they were bred (genetically modified) that way. Just look up 'orginal watermelon' on google images if you don't believe me. Many of the fruits you know now looked quite different. Either way it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me because our bodies break it down and turn it into something else anyway.
@joebrokenstrang7537
7 жыл бұрын
InfiniteRadiiEdge You need to let Jerry know so he can change up his material.
@lillanatorris9570
8 жыл бұрын
We need Jerry and Brian to do a show together.
@KarasuNoGoh
13 жыл бұрын
If Jerry ever reads this: Sue Gad Elmaleh from France, he's the most successful comedian here, and he got there by stealing all your jokes.
@lpri
Ай бұрын
MILK! Well which one? cow, goat, camel, buffalo, soy, almond, coconut, cashew, macadamia, oat, rice, hemp....... anyone?
@recritisizer
12 жыл бұрын
He is a sophisticated comedian, a classic if you will, the modern comedians are still very funny as well but they curse and are in many cases racist, Jerry Seinfeld is an awesome loved person. His crooked tie drove me crazy though. :P
@italbello6t9
13 жыл бұрын
As much as I hate the feeling of the carton being too light. How amazing is the feeling when you think there isn't enough milk, but pour anyway out of principle and discover that there is just enough for you bowl?
@tay092997
12 жыл бұрын
this was so funny i laughed so hard on the milk joke
@london3608
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks To Gad Elmaleh. I just discover this hilarious comic :-)
@rixxycolonel1177
8 жыл бұрын
priceless.
@Atalinay
12 жыл бұрын
i want to see him live he is so hilarious!how can he keep a strait face!?
@MoltenUprisingMK
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who deals with expiration dates on milk all the time, I feel this.
@WhoElseButZane
5 ай бұрын
90s people and their fear of fat content
@jeffzest8393
3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld to clean for today. Yet he bleeps Netflix which is fucking irritating for premium pay service.
@jacksonmorganfroghin4815
3 жыл бұрын
Jerry is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy right up there with Don Rickles, Jonathan Winters and Jerry Lewis. Your mileage may vary.
@guyfromaucklandnz
11 жыл бұрын
This actually helped me on a marketing exam describing environment, moved it from B+ to A- :)
@skitzthegemini
13 жыл бұрын
"WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE!?!"
@mattheweubanks6163
2 жыл бұрын
Who went to their refrigerator during this video to see if they had milk??
@joemaxpayne
7 жыл бұрын
missing that background music
@magnetiktrax
3 жыл бұрын
The original meaning of "cow tipping" was their expiration date clues.
@MrVeesworld
13 жыл бұрын
July 3rd...LMFAO!!
@Katya_Lastochka
7 жыл бұрын
The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.
@waynes4900
7 жыл бұрын
Wow didn't know he's so good. Never watched anything of his.
@technicalfoul
13 жыл бұрын
"What is it supposed to smell like?!" That's me in a nutshell.
@JGrantUK
10 жыл бұрын
I can''t stand Jerry, but I'm trying to watch more of his stuff because he's "so good". The ONLY thing I have ever laughed at, in regards to him, was the very final part here with the 'cow tipping him off'. That's some hilarious stuff.
@blahadestiny1604
6 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is such a great comedian
@ngubod16
12 жыл бұрын
@seeker320 Marketing strategies. If they put all the stuff you needed right at the front, then you would almost never need to go to the back to look at other stuff. But having the stuff you need at the back means you would have to go through stuff you might not need, but in doing so, you could change your mind and grab sth.
@DEADGANG
7 жыл бұрын
the melons line was the raciest thing jerry ever said
@Lokigard
3 ай бұрын
It's a little more expensive, but if you buy organic milk, it will pretty much never expire (something like two to three months). It also tastes better. This is all due to using a different pasteurization process of which I am no expert and don't feel like Googling today.
@tsb7911
3 ай бұрын
You can freeze milk.
@Lokigard
3 ай бұрын
@@tsb7911 - I do recall doing that at our lake cabin as a kid. But who does it now?
@droptopsixfo
13 жыл бұрын
I fake fruit knowledge at grocery stores too
@Nono-hk3is
7 күн бұрын
WHATS THE DEAL WITH SUPERMARKETS?
@skymanross
6 жыл бұрын
That's your goddamn day right there
@phillyhippie
9 жыл бұрын
I love Jerry :D
@akulahirpada1993
12 жыл бұрын
wow..he's able to make me laugh without doing any stupid accents
@popcorn7657
3 жыл бұрын
Omg i love my seedless watermelon for sure lol
@keithleeuwen877
3 жыл бұрын
Classic Stuff, Ovaltine !
@hughmcnair56
3 жыл бұрын
Fake laughter
@airjordansretrosneakers4511
3 жыл бұрын
I like Comedians, they're funny. If I was a comedian, I'd go on a tour with, Jerry Seinfeld, Eugene Mirman, and John Roberts, to Alabama. LIVE tour to Alabama. Saturday night, at 9PM, on FXX. LIVE tour, to Indiana. Jerry Seinfeld. Kristen Schaal. Katie Crown. Jason Alexander. Tyler Chapman. LIVE tour to Alabama, Sunday night, at 11:30PM, on FOX. Comedian Tyler Chapman. Actor. Comedian. Singer. T.V shows, and Movies. LIVE tour to, Puerto Rico, Friday night, at 9PM, on FOX. Tyler Chapman. Jerry Seinfeld. George Lopez. Puerto Rico. Mexico. Cuba. Spain. T.V show. Indiana V.S California. Cast. Tyler Chapman. Snoop Dogg. Kristen Schaal. 2 Chainz. 50 Cent. Dr. Dre. Joseph Marcell. Chris Rock. Skai Jackson. Will Smith. Martin Lawrence. Nelly. Carl Anthony Payne II. LIVE tour, to Spain, Tuesday night, at 8PM, on FXX. Jerry Seinfeld. Kristen Schaal. Tyler Chapman. Jason Alexander. Michael Richards. LIVE tour. FOX. FXX. The CW. FXX. CBS. Good times bro, good times :)
@wazzap1991
12 жыл бұрын
4 people didnt get out of the supermarket yet.. xD
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