technically it's his hen's. jesus took it from his hen.
@alster724
2 жыл бұрын
Take it from a hen
@seth2901
9 жыл бұрын
I am so happy for Florence, she pee'd on a man's shoe after waiting for so long.
@jennylaju6893
6 жыл бұрын
seth2901 LOL
@charliecane3621
2 жыл бұрын
Which is precisely the thing to do for waiting so long
@skyla2258
9 ай бұрын
Lolololol
@ryanneufeld8053
8 күн бұрын
Nothing beats broken asian engwish
@bristinatalman420
8 жыл бұрын
He is so into it. Just ONE more chair! Please!
@null4687
8 жыл бұрын
soo what happend to him anyways? is he still doing vids
@user-cn9cd1sc1c
7 жыл бұрын
naftairix yes
@greatpower6063
5 жыл бұрын
when you playin musical chairs and you forget to sit down xD
@smolgalacorndeadlmao4157
10 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said panda in the backseat
@ashleybanuelos2
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@julienneangelocarpo2229
5 жыл бұрын
Take it from my hen
@chinouvue6964
5 жыл бұрын
I did too.. lol
@cherrybomb4184
5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@princessbello9396
3 жыл бұрын
LOL SAME
@Reids0me
8 жыл бұрын
Probably what Americans sound like trying to sing Gangnam style
@KaosGunner
5 жыл бұрын
It's one thing to sing Gangnam Style to yourself or maybe, just maybe with a good friend. But to have yourself recorded in a professional music studio, videoed and posted on KZitem is slightly different. And if there is some English person "special" enough to do this but with gangnam style, pls pls post it, because I'll watch it with as much mirth as I did with this bruh
5 жыл бұрын
@@KaosGunner I fucking whole heatedly agree with this. Please let me know of that's ever made man!
@TheMIBlack
4 жыл бұрын
@Reidsome idiotic analogy bruh
@onesyphorus
4 жыл бұрын
jokes on you, I'm Neubert american, nor do I recite that song
@haydenwaite4340
3 жыл бұрын
Was just thinking this, me when I try to sing songs in other languages
@DerOmeganator
10 жыл бұрын
"Slay me on this lawn" LOL
@ripvanwinkle9935
5 жыл бұрын
F
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. That got me too!
@sushiibird7799
4 жыл бұрын
Power move before it was cool
@onesyphorus
4 жыл бұрын
I'm oooooonn
@brynnfarrants5880
10 жыл бұрын
"Before she knew what happens she was peeing on a mans shoe at last" lmao
@kkyzz
3 жыл бұрын
69th like.
@lizasuncion3945
8 жыл бұрын
Have mercy on this Lennon goat and buy him a wii :'(
@greatpower6063
5 жыл бұрын
take it from a hen
@sushiibird7799
4 жыл бұрын
What kind of hen would make you ask Jesus to take back a wii for you?
@onesyphorus
4 жыл бұрын
@@sushiibird7799 Imagine
@jstarmoore130
10 жыл бұрын
sleeping like IRAQ!? Hes Lennon Goat?! OMG! JESUS!! TAKE THE KEYBOARD!
@fallingstar245
9 жыл бұрын
"and she knew she was peeing on a man's shoe at last" "I'm a Lennon goat" LOL fucking priceless
@KawiG5
9 жыл бұрын
"Slay me from this cot I'm on." LMAO
@iancook915
9 жыл бұрын
Man, I wish I sounded half as great as this guy regardless of how hilarious his pronunciation is.
@crunchyyellowlion
9 жыл бұрын
Ian Cook sing everyday, you can train your voice
@mr.stealyogirl4078
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh he sound like shit lmfao
@robincalben
5 жыл бұрын
Carrie Underwood is shaking Jesus is shaking Carrie Underwood left the group Jesus took the Wii
@s0meguy09
6 ай бұрын
She left like a chicken. This Jesus took it from a hen
@sebastianmichaelis17
10 жыл бұрын
guys you gotta admit he is actually a pretty good singer if you look past the pronunciation
@volleyballchampion
10 жыл бұрын
LOL no
@Kopelt07
10 жыл бұрын
Eeehhhhhh... he's got a decent sounding voice. The potential is there, but he's singing with a head-voice (falsetto) almost the entire time and his tone is very airy. He isn't singing with dynamics either... He's got potential, but he has a lot of work to do before being considered a good singer/vocalist, at the point in this video.
@volleyballchampion
10 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between falsetto and headvoice. He's using falsetto. Falsetto has an airy tone, and there's no way you can prevent that.
@EvilValenStrife
10 жыл бұрын
He sounds better in Korean. Look him up if you haven't.
@remruatiralte6515
10 жыл бұрын
yes...really..i'm laughing like hell here..but still...he is a great singer
@belleblack5863
11 жыл бұрын
Jesus take the Wii...............and the playstation 3..........and the Atari I happen to have stored in the attic.......and John Lennon's goat
@joshuahhaag2962
10 жыл бұрын
***** i did the same thing. :D
@waterdroplets1627
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂 😂😂
@pein528
9 жыл бұрын
"Jesus take the wii, take it from a hen cause I can do this on my own I'm a Lennon goat."
@mpgf2369
8 жыл бұрын
COME ON JESUS TAKE HIS WII HE IS A LENNON GOAT
@uewumopapisdn
9 жыл бұрын
That's actually really good. If he worked on his English a little, he'd be a great singer
@MyhorseInthegravy
9 жыл бұрын
+Inside Joke do none of you posters read??? The young man singing IS singing the words correctly, but it clearly says under the vid that the poster of this vid (Jake Althouse) inserted his OWN SUB TITLES to the song to make it funny.
@uewumopapisdn
8 жыл бұрын
Barbi Ruth Ummm, can you read? I said it was good, not that he was singing the words wrong.
@uewumopapisdn
8 жыл бұрын
***** I never said that he wasn't a great singer, but if he wants to sing English worded songs, he should work on his English. There are plenty of people from all around the world that don't have English as there first language that sing with perfect pronunciation, even though they have heavy accents like this man.
@uewumopapisdn
8 жыл бұрын
***** their*
@atenleggedninja
8 жыл бұрын
+General Manalope There* is correct. We can't even English how can we expect him to correctly?
@Benny-ce4ho
10 жыл бұрын
sing along! Enjoy! :D she was driving less freddy OH NO where is cincinnati on a snow white kiss mass day? going hone she han memma her undeady wit a panda in da backseat fifty mutts to go an she was loney in low fred's still less to lend it been a long hard eat she had a lion an man it was stealin plaid pants an she was gone wit the past and florence she knew she was peeing on a man's shoe at last she's the bottle lifeless from four year eyes she didn't eben hab time to cry she was slooowww skid zero hands up in dee air JESUS! take the Wii! take it from a hen cause i can do this on my own im a lennon goat! so give me one more chair slay me on this lawn im ooooonn jesus....take the wii it was steel gettin colda when she married toota sugar and the car came to his hop she cried an went slow then baby in da backseat sleepin like a iraq for the foist in a long time she bottle had the pan she said im sorry for the way i been lickin my lipe i know i got two chans so from now on the to nigh JESUS! take the WII! take it from our hens cause i can do this on my own im a leenon goat! so give me one more chair slay me from this cot im on OHHHHHH! JESUS! take the WII!!!!!!!!! OHHH! im a lennon goat! so give me ONE more chair slay me from this lawn im on from this lawn im ahhhhh jesus.....take the wii ohhhhhh take you take you dummy RRRROOOOAAAARRRRR! oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo
@sushiibird7799
4 жыл бұрын
I'll be the first to give you a proper THANK YOU!!!! :)
@maddiemorgan5805
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like my mom woulda related to this song back when I was a child addicted to the Wii and wouldn’t do my homework lmao.
@JaysonWaterfalls88
2 жыл бұрын
“Slay me on this lawn I’m on” I felt that. 🤣🤣
@emilyhall1336
10 жыл бұрын
Good singer... but im dying at the words! IM A LENNON GOAT!!!!
@marenkelly1153
11 жыл бұрын
I'm a lennon goat!!!!!!!!!! LOL I totally lost it I was laughing so hard!
@EchoCatAFK
7 жыл бұрын
He tried and I swear it's so great. JESUS TAKE THE WII! He's a Lennon goat!
@alster724
5 жыл бұрын
2011 - I laughed so hard... *8 years later* Still funny makes me wanna ROFL
@Jayli0
10 жыл бұрын
He may not say the words quite correctly but I respect the fact he is trying. IF he actually practice more and more, he would master it.
@Massacretalitor
7 ай бұрын
"Zero hands up in the air" is the kind of self-awareness you just don't see enough these days.
@jakefaux3611
9 жыл бұрын
Not lying i shed a few tears when the music got intense.
@annieng9790
9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need a good hearty laugh, I search for this gawky kiddo on KZitem and... voila!
@ApostolicSketches
5 жыл бұрын
KZitem: 2009: nah 2010: no 2011: not yet 2012: can't 2013: maybe later 2014: nope 2015: nada 2016: no 2017: nein 2018: nah 2019: I guess it's fine
@auloth01
11 жыл бұрын
i just love the captions that go with it!!!! i was laughing so hard. " save me from this lawn im on" he is really good though!!!
@kaiserpoldi284
9 жыл бұрын
and now all together: 01:00 "...ZERO HANDS UP IN DEE AIR"... 0:46 "..FLORENCE SHE KNEW SHE WAS PEEING"
@djapana2000
Жыл бұрын
this is the real version. nothing else can be this good. well done buddy, you got the job.
@DiamondDanceCovers
7 жыл бұрын
Tuts my barreh
@mayrock9605
6 жыл бұрын
Ugh this songs been stuck in my head all week!! But not the original! This dudes version😭😂JESUS TAKE THE WII!!!!
@jstarmoore130
10 жыл бұрын
that last part was actually kindof good
@alster724
2 жыл бұрын
All the goat needs is love... He's a Lennon Goat
@jennzinnz
9 жыл бұрын
Can this poor man get one more chair...
@Vortecs
13 жыл бұрын
I did lots of Karaoke in Japan, I wasn't good either, that's the fun of it. If everyone was good we wouldn't idolize singers. Sometimes its just fun to sing. I love this guy. I think he's awsome!
@spoilerlove3704
8 жыл бұрын
im laughing alone and im just like crazy hahaha
@TonyyStarrkk1994
10 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm about to cry the subtitles are killing me :'D "Slay me on this lawn I'm on" XDDD
@brendanbethel5839
8 жыл бұрын
WERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE (and get that man a wii even if someone has to make some kfc)
@emmaenberg
13 жыл бұрын
But hands down for him putting his heart and soul to the songs he sings.
@AaronMCPRO
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! Instead of giving this man an Oscar, lets give Wiis to Jesus! And give a different console to Korean Boy.
@xelapapa15xela4
3 жыл бұрын
11 years later and I’m still entranced
@Iife
8 жыл бұрын
I named my wii "the slab" such that when jesus takes it from me I can say to him, "return the slab"
@XxxMarzipan
8 жыл бұрын
I will give you a book of curses. no scam
@alster724
2 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it this guy was either killed on a lawn or a cot... _Slay me on this lawn/cot I'm on_
@GretchenZeigler
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a Lennon goat.
@angiebarnes473
7 жыл бұрын
This never stops being funny. Never. 😆😂😂😂
@lethaldose09
9 жыл бұрын
God dammit, Give this man his Wii back.
@Console_Gaming_Vids
2 жыл бұрын
I come here for this every Christmas.
@bmpf-o1n
8 жыл бұрын
Korean Jesus took the Wii
@nickdreamer-hitmanbreakero8039
4 жыл бұрын
Oh the childhood memories Comes back again during quarantine for a good laugh Stay safe and healthy everyone
@JoshuaH688
9 жыл бұрын
Most Americans can't sing half this well in their primary and only language. Cheers to that man who sings well in what is clearly his second language.
@Panabellet
9 жыл бұрын
"And Florence she knew she was peeing"
@aceziris
12 жыл бұрын
LOL, I can't get over his covers,he sings seriously... which makes it funny!
@tamas_k
8 жыл бұрын
zero hands up in the air)
@nippymutt9018
2 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing hysterically. This has to be in the top three of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
@claireglory
9 жыл бұрын
jesus give back the fucking wii !!!!
@williamhay7705
8 жыл бұрын
and one chair
@darkjb48
7 жыл бұрын
So many fucking epic lines in this, i have not watched this in 3 years. I was still chuckling like an ankle biter . "It was still gettin colda when she married Toota Sugar" xD "she had a lion an man, it was stealing plaid pants" "50 mutts to go" "zero hands up in the air" . Id love to be able to create such hilarious concepts
@Webberjo
8 жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine Japanese people view American people who attempt to sing Japanese songs without knowing Japanese. Oh well, as long as you have fun, right?
@Rin-zn9bo
8 жыл бұрын
+Webberjo He's Korean though.
@Webberjo
8 жыл бұрын
Rin I didn't say he wasn't.
@Jaekization
8 жыл бұрын
+Webberjo you literally referred to Japanese people... Yes you did say that. Lol
@Webberjo
8 жыл бұрын
Jaekization I never said "he's Japanese". You interpreted what I said incorrectly.
@Jaekization
8 жыл бұрын
***** No. You worded what you wanted to say incorrectly. You referred to Japanese people, based on an asian singing an English song. Which directly infers you thought he was Japanese. I'm not saying it's wrong to think that or not know, in fact I wouldn't have even been able to tell if I didn't look at Rin's response, it's just a fact that you did imply he was. There's no point in arguing it. Lol.
@timothyicenhour3119
10 жыл бұрын
I must have watched this video a hundred times! Lmao! Cant get enough!
@AzureAlufei
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a Lennon Goat!!!! XD
@patriciamay4699
5 жыл бұрын
I think youtube makes fun of me Everyday I see his covers in my recommendations. Touch my Body, All I want for christmas is you and now this?
@crunchyyellowlion
9 жыл бұрын
Even though the subtitles are funny.... this guy kills the songs.... got a beautiful voice.
@phillipoliver1647
8 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't this is awful
@Turtle5598
Жыл бұрын
WHAT HAPPENED TO DAWN AIR’S KZitem CHANNEL?! ITS GONE, I listen to his cover of All I want for Christmas every year 😢
@romansorokin2747
10 жыл бұрын
How can u put thumbs down lmfao
@blu3j00Ls
5 жыл бұрын
Lennon goat! Fcuk, i lost my marbles at that one 😂😂😂😂
@xcelljy
5 жыл бұрын
1:29 Jesus take the Wiiiii .. HAHAHAHahhahaha wtf
@AndrewSMoore7
12 жыл бұрын
WTF??? that was so messed up.....it was hilarious...thank you for making my day, sir!!
@imgonnakillyoo
9 жыл бұрын
overall he is pretty good, got me all emotional and shit.
@katlyco9646
4 жыл бұрын
Aw man, it's been a long time since I've watched this video but its never gotten old
@oneeyedrone4293
3 жыл бұрын
In his defense, without the subtitles throwing you off, hes actually pretty good. Great voice and for singing it fully on phonetics.
@marilynl335
8 жыл бұрын
He is the eggman...he is the goatman...he is the walrus! Coo coo ka choob! *goat shriek*
@eunjiee1728
10 жыл бұрын
as a Korean... I AM DISAPPOINT
@hari123hari100
10 жыл бұрын
LOL
@josetandayu811
9 жыл бұрын
eunji Ee hi Disappoint.... XD jk
@DatBwoiXERXESdem
5 жыл бұрын
Im korean too and i am proud of this!!!!tuts mah barreh
@nuggyy
10 жыл бұрын
Jesus take the WII! TAKE IT FROM OUR HENS!
@francisadrianjunio7814
10 жыл бұрын
Im not his fan but he's korean for crying out loud. Dont expect him to perfect the pronunciation of the words/lyrics. His native tongue is not English.
@kanzenchowa9868
10 жыл бұрын
I love it. Nintendo should unofficially use this to promote their wii.
@wriken
10 жыл бұрын
put 1.5 speed its the funniest thing ever
@TPPuser
10 жыл бұрын
thank you cant stop laughing
@VapeTime79
5 жыл бұрын
OMG lol
@VapeTime79
5 жыл бұрын
But .5 is better lol
@kusayilohe354
5 жыл бұрын
I cannot die peacefully as I have seen this.
@melinawilx
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know this song. Subtitles seem legit to me 😂
@JesseMonster
5 жыл бұрын
Me too. Lol
@SmearedBlackInk2003
10 жыл бұрын
I find this oddly appealing... can't unhear.
@Findingspirit333
9 жыл бұрын
Take it then! I hate the wii.
@Console_Gaming_Vids
3 жыл бұрын
My inspiration to get through 2020.
@thereneeawesomeness1955
10 жыл бұрын
If he practiced more English he could probably be better
@NoYoutubeName1
10 жыл бұрын
No. He is better like this
@thereneeawesomeness1955
10 жыл бұрын
Haha that's mean
@NoYoutubeName1
10 жыл бұрын
No it's not, haha. He's funny. Get a sense of humour.
@Sorachandler
13 жыл бұрын
this is the best version of the lirics out there right now thanks
@SadelovesJesus
11 жыл бұрын
1. HE DOESNT SOUND THAT BAD ALOT BETTER THAN MOST PPL AND 2. IF YOU LISTEN TO HIM SAY THE LYRICS AND NOT LOOK AT THE SCREEN'S WORDS HE'S SAYING ALL THE LYRICS CORRECTLY SO I REALLY DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS
@kennyreefband4024
10 жыл бұрын
Jesus take the WII!--he's a Lennon goat! Green screen Karaoke see me play all the instruments "live" in this Kenny Reef Band video. Pretty unique offering from Hawaii--Aloha!
@sethburleigh2187
10 жыл бұрын
seriously who the fuck is this guy and why is he not on tv
@canadianangelmtl
12 жыл бұрын
Jake Althouse, You are my hero....
@Humphrey980
10 жыл бұрын
One He has a nice voice Two the subtitles dont match what he is singing...Most of them are the right words you JERK
@thema1998
6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the "take you take you dummy" part. 🤣
@cristinagomezresendiz759
10 жыл бұрын
these subs are bullshit I understand he said some things wrong but he isn't fluent in English so there is no reason to make fun of him for saying things wrong and on same parts he actually said the words right and you still tried to make it look like he messed up just because you wanted to insult someone who again doesn't even speak english
@TrulyGrimm
10 жыл бұрын
You sound like a fun person. I wanna party with you. /sarcasmoff
@kanzenchowa9868
10 жыл бұрын
Lighten up. I'm not a native english speaker myself and I know that this was all in good fun. Yes, in some parts, he actually pronounced the words correctly (just very accented) and whoever wrote wrote the subs still made it look wrong. It wasn't to insult the guy, it was just trying to be funny.
@oosum1
13 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I got here, but dang! this is hilarious. I just can't stop laughing my butt off. The translation on screen cracks me up!!!
@ramonorlando7124
4 жыл бұрын
First time I watched this, like 5 years ago, I was in tears laughing, FF and I still lose it, he’s so damn serious & the lyrics match exactly how he sounds! Epic
@she_rock8880
9 жыл бұрын
"OHHHHH! I'm Lennon goat!" hahahaha damnit man, you have changed my life XD
@letmespeak2u
12 жыл бұрын
I was minding my business, drinking some water, when I had clicked on this video. I had spat out water due to laughter. caught me off guard-
@Neloboi
11 жыл бұрын
Who cares what everyone says this guy is still getting a hell of a lot of views god bless you dawnair
@davegoodwin1848
5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing...but lost my shit at 2:40. Couldn't hold it anymore at OHHHHH! JESUS TAKE THE WII!
@Magmortarminecraft6
12 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable! Too funny!!!! Pissed myself laughing throughout the song!
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