People love their meaningless titles: “I AM the call center DIRECTOR”.
@CaptainSpalding72
5 жыл бұрын
Like we care if she makes $10 an hour.
@vcolinc
5 жыл бұрын
A wise observation.
@izzy4reel
4 жыл бұрын
This call center director is out of her league.
@leonarddobens6070
3 ай бұрын
is that with a "D"?
@WhatsReallyGoingOn84
8 жыл бұрын
Sigh...he's already wrote that down, Miss.
@melr6080
5 жыл бұрын
I love that part!!!!
@protectedvoid7408
5 жыл бұрын
Absolute GOLD, they are so into it! I LOVE THIS
@Mattropolis97
5 жыл бұрын
“She said Hijack...like a terrorist” That was so low-key 😂 I love it
@spencerfrankclayton4348
5 жыл бұрын
"Like terrorists."
@yamiyugipokemon99
4 жыл бұрын
OMG I NEVER REALIZED THAT'S WHAT HE SAID...!!! xDDDD
@pluto8318
Жыл бұрын
Underrated part of the whole prank call 😂😂😂😂
@Alan-ii9te
3 ай бұрын
Don jamison hilarious
@willy565
7 жыл бұрын
"Don't tell me how to spell."
@kmatt420
6 жыл бұрын
willy565 lmao I always wondered who he was saying that to
@JohnDoe-fj8rb
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 this was to funny
@bekichhakchhuak8226
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@goodra999
4 жыл бұрын
@@kmatt420 the telemarketer but I'm sure you know that.
@gehazelmuse1507
4 жыл бұрын
It’s Not “Y”!! It’s Not “Y”!! 🤣🤣🤣
@killa2488
6 жыл бұрын
2:12 Woman: "What??'' Jim: "What" Other Guy: "What" Had me dying
@michaelgass4321
8 жыл бұрын
this turned from a mediocre idea to sheer brilliance in 10 seconds...hi! jack? hijack, like terrorists??
@TheMarioMen1
5 жыл бұрын
God I wish telemarketers would still use live agents instead of computers, took the fun out of being scammed
@Mitri_the_teifling
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I used some of Jim’s own tactics today on a call. Loud chewing, burping, interrupting, all that shit it was amazing and it went on for about 15 minutes.
@markk3652
3 жыл бұрын
My amusement comes from figuring out what they want to accomplish, and making it impossible for them to do it. My go to is putting on a strong southern accent, and speaking in colloquialisms that they have no chance in deciphering. Eg: Telemarketer: "Are you interested in lowering your creditcard interest?" Me: Why, as interested as a whipporwil in a junebug!!" The stronger my accent, the harder they try to undetstand me, but they always give up. My other one is a Russian accent. Someone from "experian" was trying to offer me something, and thru language misinterpretation I acted like it was the word "experience". This eventually drove her insane, and she hung up on herself😄😄.
@markk3652
3 жыл бұрын
@Dirte Sanchez with me, they never last a few hours, more like 6 minutes!
@felixd.4150
3 жыл бұрын
They're trained to sense when a scam call isn't going routinely and terminate the call immediately. THAT took the fun out of it.
@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
3 ай бұрын
@@Mitri_the_teifling then, you'll like this. During COVID it was fun. I had Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan call me every day wanting to talk with an elderly woman named "D. Creamer". I figured out that we were given her old phone number. So, I found out as much information as I could about her. Then, I disguised my voice as her - an elderly black woman - and had dozens of conversations with them. They were calling to set-up her yearly home health physical and any other medical things she might need. I told them that I was too old to date and that I wanted a sex change operation so that I could have my own cock and balls to play with. Also, I continued trying to find out if I would have any out-of-pocket expenses or if Medicare and Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan would cover 100% of it. Then, I started getting calls from executives with the company. They'd leave messages. Then, I'd have the private numbers to their offices. I finally set-up the home health physical at her new home. It was about 15 miles from where we lived. I parked on the street a few doors down and waited for them to show up. Anyway, "D. Creamer" answered the door and then all sorts of screaming and yelling started. I only wish that I had planted a recording device near her front door because they were arguing with her for almost 10 minutes on her porch and she refused to let them inside her home. I was doing my best not to pee in my pants from trying not to bust up laughing. Sorry to ramble. I like to take things to that extra level - and then, if possible, see the pranks in person. If only I had recorded all of the "D. Creamer" calls with Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan and had a video and audio tape of them going to her home that morning. I guarantee you that you'd be cracking up!
@cnferguson5
10 жыл бұрын
Lol this is a gem. I was hanging out with friends and we were sitting around a table having a beer and I played this and we all almost died laughing. great stuff
@markspencer171
5 жыл бұрын
dude I cracked my shit up so hard.
@JeanCarlosRod
Жыл бұрын
good times, me too hahahahhaha around 8 years ago aswell hahahhahaha
@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
3 ай бұрын
@@JeanCarlosRod, Jim Florentine is my inspiration. I do this as well. During COVID it was fun. I had Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan call me every day wanting to talk with an elderly woman named "D. Creamer". I figured out that we were given her old phone number. So, I found out as much information as I could about her. Then, I disguised my voice as her - an elderly black woman - and had dozens of conversations with them. They were calling to set-up her yearly home health physical and any other medical things she might need. I told them that I was too old to date and that I wanted a sex change operation so that I could have my own cock and balls to play with. Also, I continued trying to find out if I would have any out-of-pocket expenses or if Medicare and Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan would cover 100% of it. Then, I started getting calls from executives with the company. They'd leave messages. Then, I'd have the private numbers to their offices. I finally set-up the home health physical at her new home. It was about 15 miles from where we lived. I parked on the street a few doors down and waited for them to show up. Anyway, "D. Creamer" answered the door and then all sorts of screaming and yelling started. I only wish that I had planted a recording device near her front door because they were arguing with her for almost 10 minutes on her porch and she refused to let them inside her home. I was doing my best not to pee in my pants from trying not to bust up laughing. Sorry to ramble. I like to take things to that extra level - and then, if possible, see the pranks in person. If only I had recorded all of the "D. Creamer" calls with Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Michigan and had a video and audio tape of them going to her home that morning. I guarantee you that you'd be cracking up!
@josephkreifelsii6596
8 жыл бұрын
"YOU NEED TO LISTEN!!!" Seriously, you called me, so you listen!
@tedpeterson1156
8 жыл бұрын
These are fucking great! LOL!!
@melr6080
6 жыл бұрын
The chaos these guys create is hilarious!!!!!
@Asadullah21
9 жыл бұрын
This got out of hand really fast.
@tedpeterson1156
6 жыл бұрын
That's the beauty of it LOL
@runcaz7802
6 жыл бұрын
Ted Peterson Exactly.
@yamiyugipokemon99
4 жыл бұрын
All she had to do was keep going...!! xDDD
@Andrew-tw6pe
3 жыл бұрын
If I want to laugh my ass off... I come to these goldmines.
@Andrew-tw6pe
3 жыл бұрын
"K-W"
@markbrown4039
7 жыл бұрын
"Don't tell me how to spell"..."Sorry". LMAO, just brilliant! And when they start arguing over how to spell "have", I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
@bekichhakchhuak8226
5 жыл бұрын
The way he said it,'don't tell me how to spell',with his voice and his tone,their situation,ohmygod🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tkcaapi2876
7 жыл бұрын
i cant go that fast!😢 😂😂😂
@CpttCanada
5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@johnbrennan9046
5 жыл бұрын
One of Jim Florentine's best ones.
@suestone6156
5 жыл бұрын
THIS NEVER GETS OLD!
@Asadullah21
10 жыл бұрын
"She said it again" Lmao
@xygomorphic44
8 жыл бұрын
"Are you gonna write down everything I say?" "Are you gonna write down... everything... I say...." HAHAHAHAHA But seriously, how did she not see how stupid the call was after that?
@sampepper3332
5 жыл бұрын
It is probably scripted
@someguy3766
4 жыл бұрын
It's fake dude...
@jayski8987
3 жыл бұрын
These are 100% real
@USERNAME1-x5u
3 жыл бұрын
He literally did this on his free time. He's had the cops called on him once or twice.
@Sin4Thy
Жыл бұрын
@@someguy3766 u dumb
@2wittytitties
8 жыл бұрын
"Have...Half, no it's with a V"!! So funny!
@TheGodfather441
8 жыл бұрын
+2wittytitties it's not like a half!
@markbrown4039
7 жыл бұрын
"No, it's not!!!"
@krog875
7 жыл бұрын
2wittytitties "don't tell me how to spell"
@littlebits6231
5 жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest thing ive come across in the 15 years that ive been watching KZitem. Im dehydrated from crying so much
@bekichhakchhuak8226
5 жыл бұрын
Likewise🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KingLich451
5 жыл бұрын
hahahaha damn
@herniebadlautner.7340
7 жыл бұрын
Je, je, je.
@georgew.douche26yearsago65
3 жыл бұрын
Pardon me?
@raccoonrave6407
3 жыл бұрын
Je je je
@pronkb000
7 ай бұрын
I could check...
@Rovr0
Ай бұрын
I need to know if the newspaper is coming-Either yes or no.
@yamiyugipokemon99
6 жыл бұрын
"I can't go that fast!" I DIED LAUGHING XDDDDD
@Qersdyn
11 жыл бұрын
"Hi, Jack . . . Hijack? Like terrorists!" Classic!
@healthhavencom
9 жыл бұрын
Kwauliphide
@Seanonyoutube
5 жыл бұрын
I love when they get so annoyed that they threaten to stop harassing you 😂
@maisybee2091
5 жыл бұрын
Listening to this at 3.30am in my bed with my window open and cackling to myself. Funniest calls I've heard in a long while
@OhHeBustin
Жыл бұрын
@@sunderlan412 f u
@stony1258
Жыл бұрын
You’re probably outside of someone else’s bedroom laughing ya creep
@keishamarseille6332
4 жыл бұрын
This call never fails to make me laugh
@burlapsack7759
10 жыл бұрын
Also, I like how she says he has to listen, if he wants to write every thing down, that's his business. If she can't handle that, that's hers.
@ianclydesdale7851
9 жыл бұрын
this guy is brilliant !
@williamjohnson5717
9 жыл бұрын
i'm laughing so hard i pissed myself 0o0
@Trid3nt861
4 жыл бұрын
She probably went home and drank a bottle of wine to calm herself.
@homeaudiobasics
12 жыл бұрын
I had never heard this until today. Made my lungs bleed I was laughing so hard. I love the arguing over spelling.
@user-73a
Жыл бұрын
i shit out of my dick because i laughed so hard!
@LT1HILLINGHOE
10 жыл бұрын
It sure is hard to type this comment with my eyes full of tears and my ribs hurting.
@megabattlezero5351
4 жыл бұрын
the feels I was dying already listening to the vid and now reading the comments I could barely finish xD
@turtlethug225
12 жыл бұрын
write this down, "YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR THE SERVICE!" lmfao
@OldManTheseDays
5 жыл бұрын
If I need a laugh this is my go-to video. “now we’re on hold.. NO DON’T WRITE THAT!!” 😂😂😂
@SSmithProductions
9 жыл бұрын
How do you spell "qualified"? K. W. ... LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
@momchilandonov
6 жыл бұрын
16 people are not kwalified...
@pronkb000
7 ай бұрын
@@momchilandonovI would half to be kwalified, I would think.
@zylaxis
7 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing ever recorded.
@maryt3744
4 жыл бұрын
"Are you gonna write down everything I say???" "Are... you... gonna... write... down... everything... I... say?" *the call center manager
@ineur8780
4 жыл бұрын
one of my favorites
@jordyoggy
7 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant!!!
@Isaacs7thlife
6 жыл бұрын
"Not half! Have, it's not like it's a half "
@rickrenner8528
9 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!!!!!!!
@jasonr.6428
8 жыл бұрын
I heard this about ten years ago and heard it again for the first time now and almost pissed myself again. So great, I saw him in KC, freaking hilarious.
@truth.speaker
5 жыл бұрын
It's been decades since I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! This hurt me so much. It was sooooooo funny!
@KAPETA33
8 жыл бұрын
Halarious. I almost cried laughin
@reeceschrock396
5 жыл бұрын
"Because I was waiting for an answer" *"BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR AN ANSWER."*
@GuerkanHantal
10 жыл бұрын
oh, man this cracks me to pieces, hahahahahaha
@braxbro7602
4 жыл бұрын
I love the sound quality of this one. Something about scratchy loud phone quality makes it even funnier!
@13thefuck13
9 жыл бұрын
best one so far xDD
@bwwestman
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck. I fell out of my seat and was on the floor nearly having a seizure laughing while listening to this.
@therealist3331
5 жыл бұрын
“How do you spell qualified Is is Q or C...” “No it K-.” “No it’s not, it’s Q-” “ITS K W!!!!” 😂😂😂😭🤣 I love these videos so much!! 😂😂🤙
@KMN-bg3yu
5 жыл бұрын
Jim and Don are priceless when they team up
@stpeterdarker
4 жыл бұрын
The “Hello?” “YO!” gets me everytime
@stpeterdarker
4 жыл бұрын
And the “I WROTE THAT ALREADY!!!”
@Bill_Jones.
9 жыл бұрын
Why do you half to right it all down?
@josephkreifelsii6596
8 жыл бұрын
Not half. HAVE! With a V. It's not half. It's not like it's a half of something!
@FadedSteel525
9 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!
@THEDOORIZCLOSED
4 жыл бұрын
This should be a tv comedy sketch. I am SOOOOooooooooooooo weaaaakkkkkkk
@irishrocks100
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god my stomach hurts from laughing so hard and I'm crying
@MinecraftMartin
Жыл бұрын
The guy getting angry while he's writing stuff down like he doesn't want to do it ... god dammit I haven't laughed this hard in years.
@BilltheFifth
5 жыл бұрын
"Hi Jack. Hi Jack. Hi Jack" Hahahahahahaha
@treasure7music
5 жыл бұрын
Y’all are so wrong!!! Hilarious!!! Genius!! 🤣🤣
@deadafchannelkden
Ай бұрын
In absolute fucking tears, I love coming back to this it's the funniest prank call i've ever heard
@dwarvishiron7288
9 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@KAPETA33
8 жыл бұрын
Halarious. I almost cried laughinh
@dedebones1967
5 жыл бұрын
This phone two phone conversation escalated quickly into a full blowout of miscommunications
@Reieva
6 жыл бұрын
hahahaha one of the best calls ever
@markbrown4039
7 жыл бұрын
Lady, you called me! Don't tell me to listen...
@redryan5048
9 жыл бұрын
Still laughing.............
@SatanAzerath
5 жыл бұрын
50 seconds in and I'm crying.
@killa2488
4 жыл бұрын
3:09 he was so sure when he was spelling it “Yes it is! K-W.....”
@japanboy31415
11 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@elduchie68
4 жыл бұрын
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE!!!!!!!! BEST PRANK CALL EVER 🤭😆🤣😂😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@davidr9239
5 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best!! Lmfao!
@66ott7
10 жыл бұрын
T I O N..Don't tell me how to spell.
@alpharumble5012
7 жыл бұрын
Then he asks her how to spell,"Qualified." 😂😂😂
@GiantBluebird
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best prank call Jim has done imo
@RamonNZ
10 жыл бұрын
That one was pretty good.
@ricky2706
5 жыл бұрын
Guys u r so good . U need a TV show!!!
@cablemelly
4 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely gold. A true genius It's like a Bob Hope skit
@Donkey_Lips
3 жыл бұрын
0:42, Jim almost lost it there 😄
@StandingLast1
4 жыл бұрын
Jim sounds like a robot that smokes cigarettes In this one. Love it
@mattcantu403
5 жыл бұрын
I work in a credit card rewards call center, and I would have lost my shit. You know that this is the funniest shit I have ever heard!!!!@#$$% Jim and his acomplis are true comedians, .....I would have broken character if I were them during the part where they were arguing over the spelling of the transcript. Wow....Balls of steel too!!
@saintzayan8205
4 жыл бұрын
Jim's voice sounds like Popeye the Sailorman in this video
@MyMg23
8 жыл бұрын
this is the greatest technique ever!
@anajay78
9 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@StephJ0seph
4 жыл бұрын
This makes my daily menial tasks so much more bearable =) Thanks Jim and Don!
@europaofasguard8112
5 жыл бұрын
I wish they could do this skit to a few others since it's so epic!!
@ForeverStarWatcher
8 жыл бұрын
I can't even… LMAO
@chadwilcox1077
5 жыл бұрын
2019 worst year for robo callers, let's all pray for jim Florentine to help us in this in trying time. Please jim PLEASE help us
@world_reborn1990
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, and jim browning, and others among him.
@harlemw651
Жыл бұрын
How can they NOT tell they’re being trolled? 😂
@misterrandom3544
Жыл бұрын
"Call center director" 🤣
@justmythought1586
5 жыл бұрын
Amazing how these telemarketers keep on going and not just hang up.
@garrettchristensen8074
2 жыл бұрын
This woman. . What a control freak ! ! Jesus.
@patricky9
8 жыл бұрын
Too damn funny !!!
@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
5 жыл бұрын
I love how they are more concerned with writing everything down than what she is offering...."Write this down....You're not qualified for this service" - "Ho wdo you spell 'qualified?'" LOL
@xXThatMexicanGuyXx
4 жыл бұрын
Bro this one is the best one!! Oh my goddd
@bekichhakchhuak8226
5 жыл бұрын
This is priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@scooplantation
4 ай бұрын
This might literally be the funniest thing that i have ever heard
@davidcrooks3985
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely genius
@EFG4595
11 жыл бұрын
This iS Too Damn Funny!!!!
@casualobserver2380
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously genius
@brucebain6538
6 жыл бұрын
This is a hilarious and quite clever schtick. Write it down! Why does he have to write it down? (Write) "Why does he have to write it down?"
@filmguymike
5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard...ever
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