Jimmy's got some balls on him to poke fun at people not paying their tax.
@volundrfrey896
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Brookins He did still pay more tax than most people.
@spessit
8 жыл бұрын
+Plasmius He said all this before he got caught for tax fraud, its ironic tho.
@rikolash8755
8 жыл бұрын
+spessit He's continued to say some shit afterwards too.
@Mortenen
8 жыл бұрын
+spessit That's not true though. He used a legal scheme. Fraud is illegal. It might be hypocritic, but he's a comedian, not a morality guardian.
@spessit
8 жыл бұрын
+Morten Dahle Yea, my bad he got caught for "tax avoidance" using a legal scheme . Still funny in this context though.
@Artorrien
7 жыл бұрын
"Especially because the tax payers pay for you to fucking be here." He's sitting there like "Not me though lol"
@mythicalsoccerbeast5957
7 жыл бұрын
Your a legend.
@Joey_ott
7 жыл бұрын
you're*
@raisinade
7 жыл бұрын
Considering what the government does with the money, I'd say tax evasion is a highly moral act.
@iamboss1991
10 жыл бұрын
jimmy carr tax jokes pre jimmy car tax investigation: awkward
@jimmierustler5607
10 жыл бұрын
Except it was his accountant dodging tax for him, as is their job to do, not him
@FoxenPiano
10 жыл бұрын
Jimmie Rustler Except he was fully aware of it, so for all intents and purposes..
@iamboss1991
10 жыл бұрын
Jimmie Rustler when your accountant comes to you and says, i can make you pay less tax but its illegal, wanna do it? as soon as you say yes its your fault
@plehis123
10 жыл бұрын
iamboss1991 It was fucking legal.
@YannickoYT
10 жыл бұрын
iamboss1991 It's not illegal. It was a loophole.
@Lifeofriley18
9 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is one to talk about people not paying tax...
@pitergriffin01
7 жыл бұрын
was I really thinking I was to get some help to overcome fears by Jimmy fuckin Carr?
@mchammer1231
10 жыл бұрын
Awks how he got nailed for tax evasion haha
@JoeMahon92
8 жыл бұрын
Tax avoidance. Not evasion.
@AutomaticDuck300
8 жыл бұрын
+The Bananas Has Gone Bad tax avoision. Avoision. It's a word, look it up.
@JoeMahon92
8 жыл бұрын
LemonZeppelin It was still avoidance. Tax statutes are black and white. They are determined based on raw, hard accounting of the taxpayer. Avoision is a term made up by the media in order to imply evasion without getting sued for libel. Avoision has never been used in a tax law textbook, I can tell you that much.
@AutomaticDuck300
8 жыл бұрын
The Bananas Has Gone Bad It was a reference to an episode of The Simpsons. The media has clearly taken the word from that episode and used it as their own.
@SourceGameZEvolved
8 жыл бұрын
+LemonZeppelin .......ugh why do you bother to type anything? the Simpsons did not create that word, then the media took it from them..... the Simpsons cover topics in many episodes, whether it be about stereotypes, or something that just happened. and how would ANYONE know that you were referring to the Simpsons?
@jordanwong9957
6 жыл бұрын
The joke could have ended with” it didn’t work?Of course it didn’t, you don’t either” It could have been great
@jimmyjosseron1945
6 жыл бұрын
It would have been awesome
@piercemchugh4509
5 жыл бұрын
read that in his voice, and added a "hahaaa"
@5Siver
3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@TheYopogo
9 жыл бұрын
Comments about tax, extra funny now eh?
@Rassamdul
7 жыл бұрын
Wow this poor guy was absolutely destroyed
@wickedx2996
4 жыл бұрын
Rassamdul savage. Probably the best audience roast I've seen lol
@MaraMash
4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr, the only comedian that does standup sitting down.
@steph9799
8 жыл бұрын
I actually found that reassuring until the spiders hatched out of his eyes
@limepop340
3 жыл бұрын
Eggs in tear ducts was comforting?
@superstrong1744
7 жыл бұрын
I would have never imagined Kyle was unemployed
@Geohillierneo
6 жыл бұрын
SuperStrong Haha
@AryanSingh-fg3oc
4 жыл бұрын
When he said “nothing to know about”, I heard “nothin than uber”. God bless the accent
@Zumoari
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he initially said "Im an Uber driver" Jimmy misheard him perhaps. He even looks exasperated throughout, like "That's not even what I said." Just my hot take.
@AryanSingh-fg3oc
4 жыл бұрын
Zumoari yea, I think he made the whole thing up. But still man, I mean if someone asks a question, in what world is the answer - “Aye” That aint even English bro lol😂 What is this? Sponge-bob? Aye Aye Captain 😂😂😂
@coybimwt
8 жыл бұрын
irony at 1:42 lmao
@HelloMyNamesNino
8 жыл бұрын
+coybimwt exactly, must have a short memory
@Aakash_Goswami1
5 жыл бұрын
"Nothing the now" -Kyle 2010
@BritishComedyUK69
6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Brilliant
@rebeccatanner2740
6 жыл бұрын
Lol. So funny 😂 thank you for putting up 😊🌺😊
@mattyarden2484
10 жыл бұрын
just sign me name and the check keep comin'!
@ubertom3011
9 жыл бұрын
Matty Arden *cheque
@mattyarden2484
9 жыл бұрын
Rly?
@harun9828
8 жыл бұрын
+Matty Arden Aye so it is
@blaizify
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy, now I'm going to have nightmares for 2 weeks. Do NOT watch high at 3am!
@spencerannus
5 жыл бұрын
I followed your advice. I watched it at 4am instead
@ianfettt1563
7 жыл бұрын
Love his sense of comedy
@AtomHypno
10 жыл бұрын
I knew it was a bad idea to watch this video XD
@wolfganghendery8298
11 жыл бұрын
3:35 Love his laugh haha
@circomnia9984
Жыл бұрын
I never kill spiders, because they kill mosquitoes, which I do hate. So in the summer there's always a couple of big fat spiders in my bedroom, because my windows are wide open. As I was watching this on my laptop, a really big one came down from the ceiling, and landed on my keyboard. Pretty sure it wanted to see his cousins on the show.
@synetic707x
8 жыл бұрын
i hate spiders
@t4d15
8 жыл бұрын
+synetic707x profile pic checks out
@roloug95
8 жыл бұрын
+synetic707x I hate you
@juliusriteco1355
7 жыл бұрын
Youre going to buy a new screen for me!
@matthewclark3059
7 жыл бұрын
i hate dust.
@jefferydahmer7441
7 жыл бұрын
i jerk off on a toaster
@Alex-jg2bc
5 жыл бұрын
I mean he technically did pay taxes just a very small amount of it using all the legal loopholes he could find. A lot of people would and do do the same
@RuNescapeAiderP2PF2P
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. A lot of people actually don’t understand how taxes work and just assumed he did fuckall and paid no tax when it was just offshore accounts using legal avenues. He still paid tax and most of what he did was technically legal.
@techtitanuk5609
4 жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy he's in Hull right now
@jonesjohnson6301
7 жыл бұрын
Funny since Jimmy barely paid taxes himself.
@therisenmitten7814
7 жыл бұрын
L CC loads of people then, nobody now
@jonesjohnson6301
7 жыл бұрын
kek 1: I never cared, I just saw the irony and loled. 2: You being butthurt obviously means you care and that's ironic und funny as well. 3: You know you answered a post from 5 months ago? So you saying "now" is quite a stretch, isn't it? Learn to read dates.
@jonesjohnson6301
7 жыл бұрын
***** perfect. :D Two guys who couldn't care less and still talk about it. ;)
@jonesjohnson6301
7 жыл бұрын
I know. :D I also didn't have to like your last post, and still did it anyway.
@dougsmurf2220
7 жыл бұрын
$ 0.2 Just cuz
@sirpizo555
5 жыл бұрын
"Ready for a busy day...Well, you're awake anyway" lol
@JAKanDAX
11 жыл бұрын
and right after the applause too lol
@hammeringhank5271
7 жыл бұрын
Spiders are adorable
@sparklebutt1119
5 жыл бұрын
His laugh is hilarious.
@CorsetGrace
6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy paid his taxes he was just smart enough to use every available loophole in the tax code. I'd pay 1% tax as well if I could.
@matthewcole9111
8 жыл бұрын
I checked under my bed after this...
@theoriginalrgbmike
11 жыл бұрын
I'm not afraid of spiders anymore. Now I have nightmares about Kyle's face!
@SuperJajaco
8 жыл бұрын
Always look under your bed - - - for Jimmy Carr
@xoxcheekyxox
11 жыл бұрын
Crying!
@CorvusCorone68
10 жыл бұрын
that translucent microphone just makes it look like he's got spit going up his cheek >.>
@sparklebutt1119
5 жыл бұрын
Aye, aye
@decodolly1535
5 жыл бұрын
I'm arachnophobic - why did I watch this? I'm never sleeping again!
@greenxxghostie
10 жыл бұрын
Pure hilarity!
@notleks2411
7 жыл бұрын
I'm crying... 😂😂😂
@puuuuuuch
9 жыл бұрын
Poor Kyle... :D
@Geohillierneo
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle, what a divvy!
@myboomstick
10 жыл бұрын
it's even funnier now than what it was back then!
@maveron2kx
11 жыл бұрын
some people fear spiders so hard, they even slap my picture on the screen.
@beckyxx62
10 жыл бұрын
Foe some reason i have a crush on jimmy carr
@MsShith
11 жыл бұрын
lol thats so true
@Skeemaz98
7 жыл бұрын
Just finished the video and reading the comments when a bit of dust or something flew in to my eye and I just about fucking blinded myself
@MrHenryTheChicken
11 жыл бұрын
I've met him, he's actually a really nice guy in real life.
@DannyDTM21
Жыл бұрын
kyle shouldn’t have opened your mouth do you know jimmy at all hahhaa gold this is 🤣🤣
@ACiDxBLOTTER
11 жыл бұрын
3:26 FUNNIEST improv line
@kyle4214
6 жыл бұрын
My names kyle and I'm watching this under my duvet in bed... with a fear of spiders
@thomascross323
10 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr you fucking god!
@Arrow370
10 жыл бұрын
The second I heard that joke, I looked down for comments.
@deinvadder88
11 жыл бұрын
1:25 Oh the Irony :)
@gustavolopez4824
10 жыл бұрын
I Love Jimmy Carr's Laugh! Makes Me Laugh Even More After A Joke!
@SergeantMars
11 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit!!!! O.o
@kingofmonra
10 жыл бұрын
Yes I know it's a small amount, point was that it is still an amount
@MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing
11 жыл бұрын
LOL - Loving him talking about tax... wait, what? :P
@MitchCyan
5 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering what a hairless tarantula would look like now.
@owenfitzgerald3219
6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy being one of them, NOT paying taxes, (he was at the time).
@thomashyle6098
11 жыл бұрын
what kind of food?
@tonygriffin_
11 жыл бұрын
1:48 "lot of people who have never paid tax"....yes, Jimmy - you!
@MohakNarang07
2 жыл бұрын
His brother may be afraid of spiders but he's certainly afraid of Jimmy after this xD
@josefruiz3435
6 жыл бұрын
How to get over a fear of water: cry
@youtubaholic
8 жыл бұрын
i don't get the paisley joke.... could someone explain plz
@rikolash8755
8 жыл бұрын
+netulv Kind of a self explanatory joke tbh..
@kelseypleasantgames1
10 жыл бұрын
i am super fear of Spiders
@TheWeepingCorpse
10 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ClusterFoxtrot
11 жыл бұрын
At least it's NOT THE BEES AAARGH MY EYES
@SchwarzundWeis
11 жыл бұрын
Oh Jimmy, the irony fills the room!
@A-Duck
11 жыл бұрын
Ive had a spider crawl on my face while sleeping, when I was little. Big hairy mother fucker too, covered most of my face. I know this because it was still fucking there when I woke up... Chronic arachnophobia ever since.
@fofokay11
11 жыл бұрын
was just about to say it....:P....
@Sean_735
10 жыл бұрын
I love spiders. I have 3 pet Tarantulas. I just get pissed off when they decide to grapple down from the ceiling between me and my computer screen.
@camd1774
6 жыл бұрын
1:30 oh, the irony
@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal
6 жыл бұрын
"They never payd tax" says the guy that used a loop whole to pay less tax😂😂😂
@pithie84
10 жыл бұрын
you've got me all nervous now!!!. what happend? what did you do?
@Tommy0145
10 жыл бұрын
everyone avoids paying taxes, because the 10 dollars you got as a friendly neighbour helping to mow the lawn of old miss gibson and you didn't report that, you're evading taxes
@marleyfan1234567891
11 жыл бұрын
Fuckin hell, watching this in bed, this was gonna be me last vid...UGH!
@Scorponizer
10 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse, what do you think is worse; having 35000 bruto and losing 15000 to taxes (leaving you with 20000 netto), or having 70000 bruto and losing 30000 to taces (leaving you with 40000). The latter still leaves you with more than enough money to buy anything you want, so it is hardly unreasonable.
@iim4xii129
7 жыл бұрын
That's evil.
@stevolution666
11 жыл бұрын
these jokes have been taxed
@needaman66
11 жыл бұрын
the average person eats 6 spiders in their sleep in a life time
@tehXfiles
11 жыл бұрын
good thing i live in the netherlands
@Aeroldoth3
6 жыл бұрын
I'm too poor to attend shows and concerts, but I don't recall ever seeing someone drinking during a show like Kyle was. Maybe it's a US thing.
@Aivottaja
10 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when Jimmy Carr jokes about not paying taxes (before he got caught avoiding paying taxes).
@UpWithTheBirds23
6 жыл бұрын
Why did I think Jimmy Carr would help get rid of my fear of spiders? Of course he is going to make it worse! :p
@harrymillikan4766
11 жыл бұрын
"Big hairy motha fuka"
@jakubbulla1
11 жыл бұрын
You are afraid of spiders yet you aren't afraid of pokemons ?
@missbelletristic
11 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this made my arachnophobia ten times worse! Especially the picture them naked part ARGH
@jesperjee
6 жыл бұрын
I´m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Kyle is a bit slow.
@Seithrer
10 жыл бұрын
I would never dare touch a spider I'm so scared of them.
@coena9377
5 жыл бұрын
Poor Kyle.
@SammyMakepeace
7 жыл бұрын
ah yes the elite of Britain's academic intelligence, all gathered in one room xD
@willramsay1522
6 жыл бұрын
1:43 Well this is awkward
@RFC3514
10 жыл бұрын
Actually, he makes a lot more than that, and has been doing so for the past 3 or 4 years. You seem to think he doesn't spend any money, and that what he's "worth" must include all the money he ever made. In the year when he was "caught", he had made 3.3 million pounds.
@Scorponizer
10 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, the numbers were poorly chosen. it should have been more like 10000 off of 35000 and 30000 off of 70000 (actually showing an increase in tax percentage).
@SappyMorot
11 жыл бұрын
"Tax payers" indeed haha xD
@squirrelknight9768
8 жыл бұрын
jesus! kyle got rekt
@StephanKellermann-one
9 жыл бұрын
That's awesome.. I actually wanted to say that is really mean... aaaah fuck it - that's awesome..
@tdjdk
11 жыл бұрын
True :) - It's comparable to a bee sting. A few ppl may be allergic to it, and it will be dangerous to them, but yea! I'll body-slam any tarantula any day :)
Пікірлер: 364