"Dawg did i ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman". The book that never ends 😂😂😂
@iPervy
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm impressed how Joe and Joey have known each other so long and Joey still has new stories to tell him haha.
@hytak18
3 жыл бұрын
He makes them up
@brotothewilliams9890
3 жыл бұрын
@@hytak18 he is telling the truth and mixing in fake storys to keep the content going
@jaysonfox4244
3 жыл бұрын
Half truths, the Steven Grabow bomb in Aspen was real
@Yrkr785
3 жыл бұрын
@@brotothewilliams9890 idk about fake stories more like exaggerating a lot
@sourcandydude2138
3 жыл бұрын
Guys, this was the 80’s. I know it seems absolutely bonkers but without using cellphones the world is pretty different. And yes I know Motorola released a mobile phone in 1973, but nothing like now.
@bradude2954
3 жыл бұрын
This man really remembers every street he’s ever lived on
@elz1250
3 жыл бұрын
You got to for background checks
@mpfazo27
2 жыл бұрын
you dont?😂
@porto1st
2 жыл бұрын
@Triple6 damn man I envy that haha I’m only 19 but I can barely remember a thing about my childhood. Only significant memories here and there
@mattmcgovern2961
2 жыл бұрын
I remember everyone as well
@Gallowglass7
2 жыл бұрын
It's called photographic memory, I have the same thing
@jasonk333
5 жыл бұрын
“Did i ever tell you i was a volunteer fireman?....because ...alright so, coke was 1800 an ounce” sounds like the start of an epic joey Diaz story
@zianeayad8494
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chefboiardeeznutz9881
4 жыл бұрын
Was about to say the same thing lol
@faresmohammed2565
3 жыл бұрын
2:45
@prabum7179
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I saw this comment before watching and thought you were making a joke, and then I heard uncle Joey say it for real
@scottysatpanalysis
3 жыл бұрын
God help us all 😂
@LegionOfEclaires
5 жыл бұрын
Joey is no joke one of the most interesting people you'll ever listen to.
@MrJabez89
5 жыл бұрын
I can make up stories too
@LegionOfEclaires
5 жыл бұрын
@@MrJabez89 never said all his stories were true. He's just interesting to listen to.
@dosage13
5 жыл бұрын
Na.. only to squares. Hes just a cokehead with a lot of coke fueled stories
@thedukeofchutney468
4 жыл бұрын
Sure, any idiot can make up a story, but telling a good story now THAT’S an art form. True or not Joey can tell a story.
@lvsoad22
4 жыл бұрын
Colin Strait you sound like a pussy
@alvinlevie9109
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he lowers his voice when he says something incriminating as if it makes a difference
@anonymous108
3 жыл бұрын
Physiologically it probably does lol, the man’s a unknowing master of conversation!
@ElMachor
2 жыл бұрын
It's this or "we were dumb kids" :D
@Portmonkey
2 жыл бұрын
@@ElMachor uac.2ll 1a3e2ar
@stefanroche3052
Жыл бұрын
As if the man needs to lower his voice anymore 😂
@stephenr80
Жыл бұрын
We all do
@chicoandthem4n
5 жыл бұрын
I would pay for books on tapes if narration is done by joey
@reggiebannister4098
5 жыл бұрын
It'd be worth it just to hear him mispronouncing words and then saying he don't give a shit
@chicoandthem4n
5 жыл бұрын
@@reggiebannister4098 lol
@Green58211
5 жыл бұрын
Shame on that cocksuckah Snape for treatin that kid like garbage, shame on you
@jkocaja1
5 жыл бұрын
"Call me Ishmael cocksucka!"
@brandonbogott303
3 жыл бұрын
All you hear in the tapes is “And the fucking guy” 😂😂
@user-zi8hj5ne1z
5 жыл бұрын
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz
@pvanny
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll neva forged this”
@dontmindme333
3 жыл бұрын
Go to Larry Lawton’s channel
@KiRa-fy6uq
2 жыл бұрын
Related to Larry lawton? Lol
@Wet_woofer
2 жыл бұрын
"You know me dawg"
@cheyennefreeman4144
Жыл бұрын
Joey “on such and such street” Diaz lol
@randomname839
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, only east coasters will recite their exact address when referring to a city they used to live in.
@JuniorJuni070
4 жыл бұрын
Only ? I am a european and i live on the coast I will tell you everything even the bird i buried Next to it
@sketchstevens5859
4 жыл бұрын
I actually used to do that all the time until middle school. I'd go from street address to and literally end with "New York State, Blank City". It's because they used to teach us as kids that if you're lost just tell someone where you're from
@funiskey5549
4 жыл бұрын
Westcosters
@Preacher_.
4 жыл бұрын
Statute of Limitations Cocksuckahs!
@pank3245
4 жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker I was suppose to know my address by heart since kindergarten.
@heyDominik
5 жыл бұрын
Whatever Uncle Joey says, I could listen to it all day long
@buffalophil3630
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty gay that you call him uncle joey
@UnstoppableTramp
5 жыл бұрын
@ heyDominik Daddy issues or in this case "Uncle Issues"
@J.Artan6
5 жыл бұрын
You guys don’t like uncle Joey?
@buffalophil3630
5 жыл бұрын
@@ismailagasiev whomp whomp lame ass joke like your life
@fordgalaxie8986
5 жыл бұрын
Hes a piece of shit, sociopathic liar.
@MLoPeZ23805
5 жыл бұрын
His memory of specific details is fkn impressive. I don't remember shit about 2017
@commonlogic3646
4 жыл бұрын
Or he makes things up
@solar9873
4 жыл бұрын
common logic why does everyone say that😂 like shit
@NI771-_
4 жыл бұрын
Solar Brazy I think it’s because life is so linear for most people, they can’t believe the shit some people lived through. It’s understandable when you think about the fact that most people wake up go work a 9-5, go home, eat dinner, watch t.v, go to bed. Maybe they’ll go to a bar with their friends on the weekend but that’s about it. Retired at 65.
@billymorrissey4815
4 жыл бұрын
@@NI771-_ dude your spittin facts
@Prayforthesegainss
2 жыл бұрын
@@NI771-_ for real…. Then maybe once a year or every two years they go on holiday but that’s it 😂
@kgatlw9134
5 жыл бұрын
TGIF Fridays
@withnail-and-i
5 жыл бұрын
I prefer TGIF Mondays
@0xstev3
5 жыл бұрын
mook
@Chris-ek4qv
5 жыл бұрын
I noticed he called it that too
@TribuneAquila
4 жыл бұрын
I like getting my money out of the ATM machine before I go
@lean.2366
3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey meant Thank God It's Fucking Friday you momo
@christoo5125
3 жыл бұрын
I love how when Joey talks about illegal shady shit he starts to whisper......6 million people lean in.🤣🤣
@ThumbDr
Жыл бұрын
6 million is way too much. 500k tops 😉
@Rowsy91
Жыл бұрын
@@ThumbDr lol bro you think only 500k are listening to a JRE episode? lol Each eps gets like 11 M downloads
@sirjimssirjims9047
Жыл бұрын
@@ThumbDr his episodes average over 5 million listens per episode.
@rishihariharan5895
5 ай бұрын
@@ThumbDr250k in 4 years, take it or leave it
@aa7115
4 жыл бұрын
I think Joey gets so high so often he's lived multiple lifetimes in his head and doesn't know what is the truth anymore
@TA-hf6si
2 жыл бұрын
😂 Can't rule that out
@Trendlaser_
5 жыл бұрын
Love Joey Diaz's stories. The guy has lived.
@JedJones22
Жыл бұрын
I swear this dude is just rolling through life on side quests
@RomeWill
11 ай бұрын
Bruh
@johnking4638
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I listen to uncle Joey tell a story, I’m astounded by how good his memory is
@Xx_Arsenic_xX
3 жыл бұрын
They have been friends for like 20 years and Joey still has crazy ass stories Rogan has never heard before
@conordontthrowthewaterbott7441
5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
@hibberish7498
3 жыл бұрын
The way he remembers and tells stories...amazing
@craigfarnam4527
Жыл бұрын
5:55 Joey's short lived career as a fireman lol
@andrewwygal102
5 жыл бұрын
i was eating during this video and didn't really pay attention to what was going on. but was entertained the entire time
@chancebernard4311
5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is the man. Great stories from this guy. The best!!!
@MilkWasABadChoice17
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey has to give you an exact address to make the story believable.
@sr1096
7 ай бұрын
🤣
@dana.j9062
Жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is one of a Kind! He's also a master Story teller!!
@yaoiis4life
4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a boss lol wish I could live a life with so much experiences, dude has stories for years
@drocast
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey Diaz everyday says “ when I lived in (exact area ) lmaooo
@ezgeezer
3 ай бұрын
Anyone else you call bullshit but then Joey drops the little details you know it’s legit 💯
@1HYPERTONE
5 ай бұрын
I always rewatch these videos every so often. Joey and Joe were a great duo.
@skullcrusher301
4 жыл бұрын
Joey “Barbie Benton had a beautiful bush” Diaz
@arlenmargolin1650
3 жыл бұрын
She also had one of the most beautiful houses in all of the Aspen I remember her roof was pure copper
@Charmer4856
5 жыл бұрын
I wasnt into the bush as much in my 20s, now that i'm in my 30s, i'm starting to love the bush! At least a landing strip
@stancexpunks
3 жыл бұрын
Ben Porter that sounded incredibly creepy
@rowdoradge
3 жыл бұрын
@@stancexpunks ladies...
@teerilla
4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a wealth of awesome stories
@reagan5908
5 жыл бұрын
Love Joeys stories
@hooeyfudge
5 жыл бұрын
Joey "T.G.I.F. Fridays" Diaz
@deestroyer1885
5 жыл бұрын
hooeyfudge Thank God it’s Fucking Fridays
@sendmeyourlocation1145
3 жыл бұрын
@@deestroyer1885 it's Friday today yay
@nobodyspecial1056
3 жыл бұрын
thank god it’s friday fridays
@bigc5229
3 жыл бұрын
Joey’s stories are better than any movies
@shamtesfayonnas8163
4 жыл бұрын
As much Coke Joey has done he got great memory. He remembers names,addresses,locations
@NIMMHATVRapBeats
3 жыл бұрын
As much THC he has in his system and still being able to remember all that, is even more incredible
@albolfoni838
3 жыл бұрын
"4am, I'm already on my 2nd gram....". So true
@faridamohamed2542
4 жыл бұрын
I can listen to his stories all day 🤣
@Beautiful_Sound_1995
3 жыл бұрын
3:59 Kids when the teacher asks why someone is absent.
@aerofpv2109
5 жыл бұрын
Geeeze this Joey Diaz is no question the greatest story teller alive. Please write a book I'll be the first to order. Your life is like 50 other lives in one.
@REDLINE4WD.
4 жыл бұрын
Joey " Lemme tell ya a story" Diaz
@chefboiardeeznutz9881
4 жыл бұрын
4am I'm on my second gram of blow lmao
@wolfgangkemp3743
3 жыл бұрын
Savage
@josephmyers5057
5 жыл бұрын
Jamie your the best bro.
@waynoguapo5177
3 жыл бұрын
This man has lived many lives
@BrxIghtside
3 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz is a gift to jre and the world
@futgaming
5 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe Joe diaz anymore.. Always got new stories like he making it up
@Paskyboo
5 жыл бұрын
I’m from Mass and my dad worked for a company that had all the big contracts in Boston and he’d be out for like 2-3 days at a time plowing snow
@mikelattimer7909
2 жыл бұрын
Joey has the best story’s ever
@mosesramirez3000
2 жыл бұрын
joey diaz is all i listen to omw to work
@gabepeirce5336
5 жыл бұрын
"THERE'S 3 DICKS" lmao. I love listening to Joe and Joey trade stories...Joey Díaz is fu#*ing hilarious! (They both are). I really appreciate Joey's honesty...it makes him so easy to relate to.
@dc-sd3gd
4 жыл бұрын
Joey either has amazing memory or my guy can make shit up in 0.7 seconds
@555tonyleon
3 жыл бұрын
Memory
@peternagy6067
2 жыл бұрын
Both
@afonsohipolito6983
Жыл бұрын
Both ones are impressive.
@FieldTripChaperone
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah his little wheeze. He’s the like Frank from Always Sunny. He’s got a guy for everything
@jamishmcquo7590
Жыл бұрын
probably the funniest clip of joey ive ever heard. his impression of the firetruck honking outside his house is fucking gold
@mumble97
5 жыл бұрын
"He would lose 6 Million every 6 weeks." why not just say a million a week lol
@Garrus1995
4 жыл бұрын
It’s possible it wasn’t evened out like that. Maybe he lost $1 million one week, half a million the next, two million the week after, etc.
@TenaciousDougie
4 жыл бұрын
Simple. The payout rate may have been at 6 week intervals.
@Stacey_-bf2mb
4 жыл бұрын
Cuz the money comes in twice monthly you fucking momo
@JohnnyNada
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tanten191
4 жыл бұрын
Cuz it may not be linear
@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames
3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a man that lived 4 or 5 lifes in just ONE... 😎👍
@mrantoniofisher1
5 жыл бұрын
9:02 snow inhale 😂 way to go joe.
@kellyshea92
4 жыл бұрын
Have lots of respect for the volunteers
@ProdbyMartinhower
4 жыл бұрын
The end of this video explains to me why I never had a snow day in Colorado even when there was close to two fee outside
@midwestsneakerhead234
5 жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@toddsegel2594
5 жыл бұрын
id do pretty much anything to chill with uncle joey for an hour with a blag of blow listening to his stories
@2kevingarcia9
3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz needs a Netflix series
@BSTVsports
2 жыл бұрын
I’m from Philly. A Nor’easter will cripple the city for days. I lived in Colorado for 2 years and experience snow blizzard that made nor’easters look like flurries 🤣. Craziest thing of all was how efficient the Plows were though. Joey is 100% right on this they were next level
@davidkramer9905
2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Montreal season on my Stakes thank you.
@Telemarketer315
7 ай бұрын
You know the story’s gonna be good when Joey starts with his full address at the time
@bobthompson4319
3 жыл бұрын
That house sitting job is a DREAM job. $800 a month in the 80s is equal to $1944 today. It's like $485 a week today. With no rent. I'd get a car for $400 a month payment. And that would be a awsome car.
@jaydenellsmore-mm8db
10 ай бұрын
His stories kill me every time 🤣
@GeezTube1
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if should trust uncle joey story's but I like to listen to them.
@luckeybassi6352
3 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a legend
@FranciscoNieves-db8hi
2 жыл бұрын
Johnny "ughhh phuuuuckkk" Yo you alright dawg?
@Metsfan1986
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Here in NYC we've had our fair share of mishandled snow storms. Up the block from me they found the guy that was supposed to be plowing, sleeping in a parked spot. That launched a citywide overhaul which included Tracking systems in every sanitation truck. But it's still not perfect.
@rekocastren923
5 ай бұрын
Just love these Boulder stories.. what a winterwonderland playground for Coco lol
@borisnoga8128
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing better to turn this podcast on with uncle Joe and pour yourself a bourbon and roll up a joint. Doesn't get better then this Joe rogan
@fordgalaxie8986
5 жыл бұрын
U associate relaxing with alcohol and weed, both crutches for the weak
@lisaluangrath
5 жыл бұрын
Jj Robinsob shut up virgin
@fordgalaxie8986
5 жыл бұрын
@@lisaluangrath havent been a virgin for 30 years. Ha.
@fordgalaxie8986
5 жыл бұрын
Ive had a few though.
@fordgalaxie8986
5 жыл бұрын
@mellamosean ok kid
@damonbtc9701
4 жыл бұрын
Love it when yous 2 get to storytime....much love fae Scotland
@optimus_prime_____
2 жыл бұрын
Joey has stories for days
@camiothagod390
Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest dude alive he been thru and seen literally everything 😂😂
@josephluciano2023
5 жыл бұрын
This is hysterical
@lucassmokes6171
3 жыл бұрын
I lived in a mining town in northern Labrador Canada and roads are cleared by 5:30 no matter how much snow sometimes up to 7-8 foot so people could get to worl
@Nozylatten
5 жыл бұрын
Heard this one before from him, but sure why not.
@darrellumore844
3 жыл бұрын
Joey's voice makes me clear my throat.
@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Orisni
3 ай бұрын
That valet driver didn’t just “take the night off” he was definitely told to “take tonight off”
@samrenshaw1706
Жыл бұрын
Talking about the doorman "taking the night off" the same night guy was car bombed, obviously was told not to come in that day
@moeammo7003
5 ай бұрын
Joeys life is so complex !!! That's living!!!
@compactc9
2 жыл бұрын
Worst part about growing up in CO is the rarity of getting a snow day. You practically had to have a blizzard out to get them to shut anything.
@likantropamxli
4 жыл бұрын
That first job sounds awesome
@willlecomber7509
Жыл бұрын
This man is a human sat nav, I need him as the new voice when I’m driving arousn
@Jajsnn
4 жыл бұрын
I have a deep love for joe rogan and joey diaz they are the only people that can keep me out of depression much love 💯🤧
@demonofthefall2454
5 жыл бұрын
Joe "what's a hi-low?" Rogan
@thefinstasis
3 жыл бұрын
Joey should really write some autobiographic books Bukowski-style. It’d be an awesome read
@sz42781
4 жыл бұрын
Steven Grabow, is in the John Roberts book, American Desperado
@cue1806
3 жыл бұрын
I remember I was like 12 years old living in Hudson County New Jersey and we had a massive snow storm. Like 5ft of snow. Was so much fun!! Made a hella money shocking driveways
@scrudethedude4362
3 жыл бұрын
joey diaz just needs to tell his whole life on here that’s what we need
@proditoresmoriendum86
4 жыл бұрын
The home at 435 faraway in snowmass Colorado last sold for 3.7 million must be nice to live in such homes
@Tom-lm4ix
3 жыл бұрын
haha I looked it up - house looks awesome
@comefeastwithme441
2 жыл бұрын
This guy has more stories then the grim brothers
@rayisyourdaddy
5 жыл бұрын
JOEY "ill nver forget" DIAZ
@conmartys2749
6 ай бұрын
6 million every 6 weeks is one of the greatest lines of all time 😂😂😂😂
@ForbesyGames
2 жыл бұрын
It's great how Joe has a very accepting way of communication with others, a lot of people are so judgmental you can't even have a practical progressive conversation with them
@karenmegert5872
3 ай бұрын
Love how Joey remembers all his addresses. 😂
@davidsnyder2000
Жыл бұрын
Lived all over the States growing up. Some cities had equipment to handle the snow and other cities weren’t. Just depended on the the type and amount of heavy equipment the city had to deal with the snow….together with spreading tons and tons of sand and salt after it was plowed. Otherwise the snow would build right back up. I miss the snowy days. I haven’t seen snow in forever
@davidsnyder2000
Жыл бұрын
But living up North with them salting the roads to make snow melt just absolutely rotted out brand new cars within a couple years. Car manufacturers aught to be made to corrosion protect cars that are sold up North. Especially when your paying $40,000-100,000!for a car or truck now days 🤷♂️
@dumaramutsi
5 жыл бұрын
Joe "My buddy Jimmy" Rogan & Joey "Hi and Lo" Díaz
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