Day 164: I tell the barber when I don't like the haircut
@yousef9063
3 жыл бұрын
😂 This is a very good one
@Ryantheman2023
3 жыл бұрын
I tell the waitress she got my order wrong 😂
@skp7230
3 жыл бұрын
Man... This is a lot of time to ague with my barber
@eddygci8
3 жыл бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE
@mohammadshaan8475
3 жыл бұрын
This men is a missah
@floppaissus5099
3 жыл бұрын
Day 90 : now, i read the terms and conditions
@dawsondudark
3 жыл бұрын
Probably took all 90 days. Ahhh jk
@trapbois9369
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@macstar3608
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noxcho8454
3 жыл бұрын
@@z1don100 no
@noxcho8454
3 жыл бұрын
@@z1don100 no
@a32tl
2 жыл бұрын
For me, no fapping actually decreased my sex drive. I did no porn for 5 months and went 40 straight days with no sex or masturbation. I honestly did feel much better about myself and felt like my mind was truly sober. I strive to continue this lifestyle even though I do have occasional set backs. I do not want to be addicted to porn or let sexual desires rule my life. The sober mind thing was the most liberating thing for me. I like living with a clear brain that isn’t focused on sex all the time.
@11newmans
2 жыл бұрын
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@user-zr6pl6nb6z
2 жыл бұрын
Did going back to sex affect anything?
@a32tl
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-zr6pl6nb6z Yes. To me, the porn is the worst thing because it tries to get you to view people as sex objects and look at them simply as tools to gratify one's own lust. When I frequently looked at porn, it definitely did a number on my brain. Unless you go a significant period of time without viewing it, you may not understand what I'm talking about. You need to be off of porn for at least 2 - 4 weeks to start feeling the effects of it not messing with your brain. It's not easy to do. That's why most people keep watching it. To me, it comes down to this: Do I want to live my life with clarity of mind and choice or do I want to give in to my primal urges and lusts and let them control my life? In my opinion, there's no room for porn in healthy sexual relationships. The problem is that it can be very pleasurable in the short run but very damaging over time. I'm just at a point in my life where I want my intellect and soul to determine my choices and not every little urge from my body. I choose discipline over my body.
@user-zr6pl6nb6z
2 жыл бұрын
@@a32tl I think you misunderstood my question. I'm on day 23 now of no porn, etc. What I meant was, did going back and having actual sex feel different after having been off porn for a long time?
@a32tl
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-zr6pl6nb6z It was definitely more intense and obviously, I couldn't last very long. Besides the not lasting long, for sure better.
@TattooGames
Жыл бұрын
After 90 days of nofap my personal differences were as follows. 1. I was way more talkative and friendly towards all people. 2. I make way more eye contact and kept eye contact in a non threatening way. 3. I got looks of respect from a lot of people, and women smiled at me a lot. 4. My voice got deeper and I gained muscle. 5. I excelled at fitness and my jiu-jitsu was on fire. 6. I was not afraid of speaking my mind and didn't give a shit about who listened. 7. Way less negative thoughts.... thought about myself as a machine. 8. Deeper sleeps and powerful dreams. 9. Way more patience and better people skills, but I was snappy during the first month, then I mellowed out. 10. I can feel the testosterone flowing though me and enjoy the sensation. 11. I found it easy after 90days to never mastrabate again. 12. Knowing that I'm ready for a woman 24/7 is quite empowering. 13. Social anxiety is a thing of the past. These are the benefits I have personally experienced and my only gripe is that I didn't start a lot sooner.
@GhANeC
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else confirm?
@JD-kf7un
Жыл бұрын
@GhANeC yeh definitely. The testosterone makes huge positive impacts on many aspects of ur life. As my guy said, being ready for a woman 24 7 and muscle growth are some of the best benefits
@Armannnnnn
Жыл бұрын
Confirmed
@tortellini2368
Жыл бұрын
not jacking it for a few months isn’t going to have massive impact on anyone’s testosterone, maybe an unnoticeable amount IF you’re lucky. Your voice isn’t getting deeper and your muscles aren’t developing more because you quit spanking it, maybe you gained confidence after quitting because you’re proud of yourself and that drove you to work out and get healthier but not choking it isn’t the direct reason.
@CimotaTJ
Жыл бұрын
I confirm!!!!
@skater98austin
4 жыл бұрын
How to train your dragon has a totally new meaning now
@joshbronson8577
4 жыл бұрын
skater98austin lmao
@brooklynstags6317
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah best comment
@krabbykrabby8818
4 жыл бұрын
One of the few funny comments 😂😂
@vision-kv4si
4 жыл бұрын
Night FURY ❗😈😈😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🕶🕶🕶🕶🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉
@theo9706
4 жыл бұрын
U just made my day bruh
@trentgray6474
3 жыл бұрын
Day 366: Jordan Peterson is cleaning my room.
@albertomassari77
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Oceanix__
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God 😂😂😂
@Norb_
3 жыл бұрын
This is a god tier one
@sasankgs9339
3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best I've even seen lmao
@AliAhmed63708
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@denzelmorrison1399
2 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons that I got into no-fap, is that when my family was going to move to the U.S, before that, we had to move to a small apartment before migrating. In that small apartment, there was no hot water, and man, let me tell you, cold water shuts your impulses like never before! I went on no-fap for 2 months, and I felt like I had total control over my life, it feels great! That has been my experience
@djswirley
Жыл бұрын
Damn bro this is motivating me to keep going I always relapse after a week
@benzohhhhh
Жыл бұрын
@@djswirley a week?? Two days and I’ll blow a hole in the ceiling bro
@Niketic88
Жыл бұрын
@@djswirley have you tried to meditate?
@djswirley
Жыл бұрын
@@Niketic88 nope I relapsed again today it’s a struggle man
@Niketic88
Жыл бұрын
@@djswirley the first time I did nofap was in 2012 and I didn’t felt the full benefits. Three years later I had a bad breakup and combined nofap with meditation (meditating for maybe 10 minutes before going to sleep) When I woke up the second day, man I felt like never before, it was like the movie limitless. I was sharp, in good mood, it felt unreal. That feeling was present for almost a month and faded away, back then I didn’t recognized it was caused by the combination. After another month I was on vacation, when I was at night in my room I couldn’t sleep so out of boredom I started to meditate.. and boom next morning this blessed state was back. Please give it a shot, believe me its worth all the effort.
@grimcryptofc
2 жыл бұрын
As a no fap / semen retention practitioner, I'm happy that so many people think it's fake and it's BS. That means only me and other few will enjoy the crazy benefits it provides.
@Panzerram
2 жыл бұрын
It's a Fun challenge idk why the coomers are so angry about it
@ryanwessel1797
2 жыл бұрын
That's kinda selfish
@robertocarlos2743
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanwessel1797 he is motivating people. It’s reversed psychogy
@webb555
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanwessel1797 that’s the world, we just accept it. A lot will fail, and we know that, and we get strength knowing that people can’t do it and think it’s bs while we’re over here living our best lives.
@GavinOCo
2 жыл бұрын
I just don't get it. I've gone a couple weeks, couldnt tell if I felt a bit more alert due to placebo or not jerking off, but it wasn't worth it IMO. I don't find it difficult to not jerk off all the time (I dont all the time- nut a few times a week), and I don't disrespect those that prefer not to. But personally I just get super horny and its distracting I can't imagine the benefits would outweigh the enjoyment (and proven benefits) I get from having sex. Sex is the best lol Although I'm curious to hear your guys experiences!
@santagato7137
3 жыл бұрын
Day 136 of NoFap: Cars are looking both ways before I cross the street
@kingsleyjulius2994
3 жыл бұрын
Damn 😀
@aarons.2357
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@LordYuriX
3 жыл бұрын
*holy shit* 💀
@23nebi
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NLspartan117
3 жыл бұрын
@الطائفه الناجيه: هي ما كان عليه الرسول وأصحابه Salvation can only be seen when you remember it is true for everyone. From what other than illusions can we be saved? Do you really think you can win while someone else loses? Reality must be true for everyone for it to be true, and not as a project, somewhere in the future, but in the eternal here and now. Or do you think truth can change through time? It is precisely because truth doesn’t change that we call it true. Everything that changes can’t be true. Truth isn’t a matter of faith, it can ben seen, and you will find it if you search for it, but you cannot find it without discovering it is true for everyone.
@King-me2sk
3 жыл бұрын
Jamie after day 264 of NoFap: Pull that up Rogan.
@Ryantheman2023
3 жыл бұрын
Deadass lmaooo
@benjamin4990
3 жыл бұрын
😂👌🏻
@Quinten13
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@danapink2503
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@eddygci8
3 жыл бұрын
Joe
@hidum5779
2 жыл бұрын
had a 200+ days streak, and then I went behind a woman. Heartbreak got me and boom I'm back. But I wasn't back like before, I went into a loop of a week. Then a loop of a couple of days. After failing so many times that I lost count, I'm now back on day 12 again. I'm so happy again and feel the energy inside.
@Isaac-ev3nq
2 жыл бұрын
Can totally relate with the loops. Happy to say I'm now on my longest streak. Thank you 💯
@hidum5779
2 жыл бұрын
@@Isaac-ev3nq don't go behind a woman who doesn't care about you. Be safe my friend.
@pedroclaro7822
Жыл бұрын
@@hidum5779 wdym, you cheated on her with someone or you had her 🐶 style?
@jaylifts334
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I was on day 100 then I got sick for two weeks no gym just depressed and losing weight and testrone levels down
@elementfps6354
2 жыл бұрын
my dad had to bring me to my therapist's office one day, a new person. He brought me to the wrong place that turned out to be a no fap support group. It was the most awkward 60 minutes of my life.
@leon.s.kennedy8295
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭
@healthfitnessshorts5015
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Niketic88
Жыл бұрын
I bet Dad knew what he was doing. Still very funny 😂
@madhanmadhan7440
9 ай бұрын
😅😅
@Babystan02
4 жыл бұрын
Day 68 of no fap: I’ve gained the ability to know where my girlfriend wants to eat
@josuemerigo4506
4 жыл бұрын
Austin P Gold
@zeyadtarek4638
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated brooo
@marcelmontezuma2426
4 жыл бұрын
Austin P holy shit I need this
@khaho1756
4 жыл бұрын
That’s forbidden knowledge
@kaizen5023
4 жыл бұрын
Winning
@_Amilio_
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like radio in GTA when you get in the car
@Andrew-ci9xv
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@douglasferreira2764
3 жыл бұрын
Wctr Nofap Radio
@mark-pz7yx
3 жыл бұрын
Blaine county radio
@IamRanJos
3 жыл бұрын
Vice City had it yes
@douglasferreira2764
3 жыл бұрын
I think no fap wont escape from the next Gta, Rockstar will bring this subtly
@MrThyten
2 жыл бұрын
as a person who went on a 252 day streak, it is the greatest feeling in the world
@wombat5252
2 жыл бұрын
I think i have an issue with my body. If i wait more than roughly 5 days or more, it actually hurts really bad as I cum. F'n weird. LOL
@jojojo9240
2 жыл бұрын
@@wombat5252 Damn. Maybe check a doctor?
@voy6r
2 жыл бұрын
what were the benefits?
@orangy57
Жыл бұрын
what made you crack at day 252
@kinidiosodlosios6892
Жыл бұрын
@@jojojo9240 Why you think doctor would jerk him off ?
@aaronsanchez1551
Жыл бұрын
To be honest the confidence growth happens when you have better control over yourself better. I sleep allot better, less anxiety. I feel more stoic especially at the gym I don’t need supplements anymore. I have more energy and I engage more with people especially females where it’s just casual conversation with complete eye contact. Just a whole change for the better. It’s all about the discipline you develop
@Moriningland
9 ай бұрын
I think that’s the actual benefit. Discipline is a good thing.
@zyrekpascual942
4 жыл бұрын
Day 69 of nofap. I won rock paper scissors against the mirror.
@Talesrealm24
4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Need to learn that.
@thinkingmachine354
4 жыл бұрын
Zyrek Pascual fuck the rest of these comments, that is the shit right here!
@RedRedMCmusic
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@errorpleasetryagain8342
4 жыл бұрын
I am proud of you my brudda
@jdowg6
4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much a new dimension of you.
@joog59
4 жыл бұрын
Day 18252: I only have to click a file once to open it.
@flabagaster7218
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my you have ascended
@jSyndeoMusic
3 жыл бұрын
I too use the Dolphin file explorer on Linux.
@doomerboomer9402
3 жыл бұрын
you can configurate that in windows...so....
@cadencole103
3 жыл бұрын
I read this as I only have to chikfila once to open it
@captaincoco4911
3 жыл бұрын
double-click button?)
@henylor2813
2 жыл бұрын
After one week, I can sense my extrovertness coming back
@golfisnotasport6315
3 жыл бұрын
Day 69: I say 'no' to my asian parents.
@the1stmetalhead
3 жыл бұрын
Gold 👌🏾
@ashutoshdube6560
3 жыл бұрын
No way you did it
@clips6781
3 жыл бұрын
Oh u win the competition
@alicoban7956
3 жыл бұрын
HGBŞIDSAGFLŞIASGDIFGAHASHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
@jowyschwarz313
3 жыл бұрын
I believe they gonna smash u, if not they not real asian parent
@JennaTilwertz
3 жыл бұрын
Day 23 of nofap: My sandwich is making me a girlfriend.
@owencoleman9543
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@RDZD79
3 жыл бұрын
so good
@arivindharanbalakrishnan418
3 жыл бұрын
Wtffffff dude.. Hahahahaha 😂 😂 😂
@benf340
3 жыл бұрын
“i gotchu bro”
@someguy165
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Styrofoamiskindabad
2 жыл бұрын
no matter how u see nofap to me it helps u in a lot of ways. except for me i do anti fap. experienced benefits like increased confidence , increased strength when lifting weights, increased discipline and for the spiritual aspects some may say that it’s bs/ placebo but things go in ur way for example the things u do in ur life becomes easier and tolerable when it is difficult for those who have tried and has yet to experience these benefits which i doubt so just go on longer streaks and eventually make it a lifestyle
@vinnie1827
2 жыл бұрын
With nofap I’m much more social than before. My confidence raised and I felt completely independent of the society especially women!
@DylanDocker
Жыл бұрын
Not a genuine comment
@xykiller6976
Жыл бұрын
@@DylanDocker prove it
@_-SpaceCowboy-_
4 жыл бұрын
After two weeks of no fap, I began to remember what I did tomorrow.
@Libtardo123
4 жыл бұрын
Space Cowboy it only took me 1 day
@GazzyD
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this one killed me 😂😂
@_-SpaceCowboy-_
4 жыл бұрын
@@Libtardo123 G-zuz!, U must B chinese.
@nightspicer
4 жыл бұрын
i don't think this is even reasonable... compared to other comments at least.
@jamesmcqueary6233
4 жыл бұрын
Damn nigga!
@benitodifrancesco7254
4 жыл бұрын
Year 16 of nofap...I can see John Cena and smell what the Rock is cooking
@hectorbrizuela6214
4 жыл бұрын
This ancient wisdom was lost with Atlantis...... I'm glad to see that knowledge never dies.
@kv3331
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 🙏 day 5 nofap
@cedomirgligoric1247
4 жыл бұрын
Fetch
@msaad8053
4 жыл бұрын
Loooooooiil
@subiwrx808flow5
4 жыл бұрын
IT'S ME .p z
@therealrates
Жыл бұрын
That pause Joe took. I love that he can do that and be so comfortable with it.
@VannTheDawn
2 жыл бұрын
My testo levels actually went back to normal after a couple months of not fapping, it used to be below average, also I feel a lot stronger when I’m in the gym.
@joachimgauckler8555
Жыл бұрын
Fapping has no negative effects on testo levels, prove me wrong.
@stephen7690
Жыл бұрын
@@joachimgauckler8555 actually t levels go up after 7 days. That's how long the study was for, there are no long term studies yet
@agee7777
5 жыл бұрын
Day 295 nofap, I now narrate Morgan Freemans life
@mikeatherton7621
5 жыл бұрын
PMSL!!
@keatvanlowe2775
5 жыл бұрын
How? You can't even spell
@nathanielringdahl
5 жыл бұрын
Brooooo bwaaahahahah
@albertmichelson1615
5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaaa
@brianknowles3130
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣....that's ah good one
@donjuan3983
5 жыл бұрын
Nofap + cold showers + intermittent fasting + meditation = Super Saiyan Jesus 2.0
@Philani_Ndlovu
5 жыл бұрын
Best comment I've ever seen! 😂😂😂 Jesus on steroids 🤣
@Philani_Ndlovu
5 жыл бұрын
@@WasifSikder I was born Christian but also a lot of those thing: NoFap, Meditation, Cold Showers, I did intermittent fasting but not I mostly eat twice a day (or once since I very much listen to my body whether it really hungry or it just craving something), Gratitude, Grounding (Earthing) out in Nature and in the Sun, Crystal work here and there, Exercise & Yoga, Good night sleep, Good & Positive thoughts and emotions AND being in the NOW as much as possible. I guess the Age of Light/Enlightenment (Aquarius & beyond) is upon us all since I'm big believer trustee that mother Earth is Ascending to the Heavens (5th Dimension which is a heavy Spiritual, quasi Physical realm) together with all of her children. That implies that all of her children (humans, animals, plants, trees, minerals etc) must BE up for the same whether they allow it or resist it since we're all connected with her ultimately.
@WasifSikder
5 жыл бұрын
@@Philani_Ndlovu absolutely awesome man. I am so thankful to youtube that we can learn all of these things. In the past in when people would have to farm or hunt for their next meal, people were already doing most of these things anyway, and people were much more connected with god and religion
@MohammedMuhiUddin
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck intermittent Fasting. Try real Fasting.
@350GJUGG
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget mewing for that Greek god face
@johnharrison4592
Жыл бұрын
I've been nofap for 12 hours and I feel like a new man. The struggle is real but I will stay strong!!
@god9249
Жыл бұрын
😂
@poojar102
9 ай бұрын
12 hours lmao u basically slept and were awake for a few hours
@2010hyundaielantra
Ай бұрын
Nah
@parikshitvirmani6387
Жыл бұрын
After doing it for 300+ days, I can say it is really tough not to jerk off if you are not using your energy in any way. You either meditate, create or work your ass off then only will you be able to maintain the streak ✨
@wp4872
4 жыл бұрын
Day 38 of No Fap: I just killed two stones with one bird.
@randypage26
4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@wp4872
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@sheldongreene8366
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jozefkucera8402
4 жыл бұрын
I Love You why 38?
@wp4872
4 жыл бұрын
Jozef Kučera why not
@dillonkrieger86
5 жыл бұрын
Day 162 of nofap. I've lost hearing in my right eye.
@shortchubbyneckbeard1681
5 жыл бұрын
can you heat up your food after look at it, intensely... I've been told you can after 45 days... please don't tell me I was lied to
@kajasikora9929
5 жыл бұрын
omg lol
@cai6972
5 жыл бұрын
*I've gained seeing in my right ear*
@NoName-bx2ft
5 жыл бұрын
No shit
@Uncorkedscotty
5 жыл бұрын
Day 300. Women now have orgasms being within a 50 Meter radius of my penis. And aliens ask me for advice
@Chaveze101
Жыл бұрын
Releasing that energy into your goals and into a skill is.
@scorpionwins6378
Жыл бұрын
Just started my nofap journey. Currently 9 days in after falling off the wagon. I'm going to make it through to November this time. I wish all my fellow brothers out there all the willpower in the universe.
@thehyperluz
Жыл бұрын
I'm in it for 2 weeks now.. my goal is also to see my progress in November. We can do it brother, we'll make it 💪
@lakutomafoso
7 ай бұрын
So, how are you doing with your goal?
@Superfreq69
6 ай бұрын
This is my 1st No-Nut November
@QuantumDivinity
3 жыл бұрын
*You’re about to go through the most LEGENDARY comment section.*
@troy8063
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LordYuriX
3 жыл бұрын
faxx
@Sam-ng3of
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Porn addicts who feel bad about their addiction but also hate the fact others have over come it while they can't so they mock them with jokes.
@ianwhite8165
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-ng3of who says they’re addicts? they can’t be funny on the internet simply cause they want to lol?
@htctalker983
3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@rileydavidjesus
4 жыл бұрын
Day 692 of NoFap: Waldo is now looking for me.
@humanpikachu1753
4 жыл бұрын
This is so stupid but so funny at the same time 😂😂
@jdc4316
4 жыл бұрын
Aaiyaz if a comment number of likes ends in a 0, 5, 10, 69 or 420 then I leave it usually lol
@serbianempire6456
4 жыл бұрын
This one really cracked me up 😂 Thank you!
@ebongjr793
4 жыл бұрын
It’s wally
@ShutterSpeedGaming
4 жыл бұрын
Spike Solas lmao 😂😂
@IANFLEGAS
2 жыл бұрын
"The body needs a balance, thats why im a big proponent of exercise--" I really wanted to hear the end of that thought
@jd6246
Жыл бұрын
Working out is the biggest stop to my addiction because the desire is in my muscles now
@kid3686
4 жыл бұрын
6 hours into nofap. I can see trough walls(only when there’s a window)
Day 903 I know the name of the dog from Scooby Doo
@malscyllis
9 ай бұрын
Idc fapping has saved me from making some real bad decisions. Never go grocery shopping hungry.
@emergencyfood1367
2 жыл бұрын
Benefits of NoFap: Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse. Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. Day 10 - Better energy and sleep. Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length. Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional. Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact-just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays. Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day-all 15gb of it-you upgrade your Gmail account to premium. Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business. Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally. Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion. Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World. Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do. You give your fellow humans one last look-they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way-but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.
@FatCatHitman
2 жыл бұрын
Why did I read all of this… and believe it
@presauced
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the best comments I've ever read. This truly needs more likes.
@petrol_prophet
2 жыл бұрын
this was absolutely epic
@ahmedkhalidali9912
2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this is scientific fact
@CarlitosWu3y
2 жыл бұрын
I am blindly going to follow this to a cue
@MatheusSilvaSSS
2 жыл бұрын
Não tem ninguém mais inteligente no marketing do que esses meninos, pq eles fazem resenha durante os patrocinadores e eu assisto e adoro!!
@noname3609
4 жыл бұрын
Day 700 : Death is afraid of me.
@benitodifrancesco7254
4 жыл бұрын
That's something Tony Ferguson would say
@remnant4363
4 жыл бұрын
i dont believe you
@noname3609
4 жыл бұрын
@@remnant4363 you're right.last night I had a wet dreaM
@kennethwilliams3932
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂😂
@MatWro1010
4 жыл бұрын
Day 44 of Nofap: Bitcoin started to invest in me
@xho2010
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@DarkKnightOne
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@youvebeengreeked
2 жыл бұрын
If you think about fapping, you’re thinking about fapping. If you think about NOT fapping, you’re still thinking about fapping. Put your mind, time and heart into other passions if you really want to No Fap.
@hasnainashraf2600
3 жыл бұрын
Day 57: I've made this comment despite being in North Korea.
@TheAvaricious.
3 жыл бұрын
That is madness!!
@berkcansukut4463
3 жыл бұрын
You are a true warrior
@hafidhrendyanto2690
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best
@chocoboyslocker4370
3 жыл бұрын
Jokes comment 🤣
@spaceking7984
3 жыл бұрын
Legend
@MrMojoAnimations
3 жыл бұрын
Day 303: I sleep standing up. Day 358: I bite mosquitoes.
@JakobSteez
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@josephstalin9167
3 жыл бұрын
Man this was a killer. I literally spit some food out while reading "i bite mosquitoes."
@TANMAN47TANMAN
3 жыл бұрын
Doesnt take mental prep to order pizza
@jeannedarc7533
3 жыл бұрын
bruh, that's sleepwalking XD
@Improveshorts
3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@braydensmith218
2 жыл бұрын
I’m about 5 days in 👍 I don’t know if it’s worth it but I want to have the strength to resist at least one thing I crave
@capitalp6577
Жыл бұрын
This literally is a midnight gospel episode. No editing needed. Insert clancy in a medieval castle. Boom episode
@OnePlancheMan
5 жыл бұрын
Steve Rogers did nofap for 70 years, look where he is now.
@Sg6CrossOver
5 жыл бұрын
Nigga didn't old at all
@MeanBeanComedy
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit WOAH.
@ricokowalski6810
5 жыл бұрын
@@Sg6CrossOver nigga didn't wat😂😂😂nice one
@longdirtytoenails1076
4 жыл бұрын
-Big Smoke"That's ice cold playa".
@longdirtytoenails1076
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sg6CrossOver Nigga,sitchoo ass down.
@bouncybowling9503
3 жыл бұрын
Day 235 of Nofap: Alexa asked me what the weather was gonna be like on Friday
@etxsports5836
3 жыл бұрын
haha
@WeaponsArePartOfMyReligion
3 жыл бұрын
😅😂
@maximisxxx
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god...
@maximisxxx
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyparsnips7641 Friday night to the club mood!!...
@SirAtticus
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ceologreen
2 жыл бұрын
The one other “valve” i found in my life is doing constantly death defying or exhilarating things. I moved up to the mountains to snowboard and at first i told myself i wouldnt fap for a week then after a month of daily riding i lost the desire almost completely, cause i would have the energy in the morning but get on a board, by night i was tired. When you are focused on surviving/progressing the horniness takes the back seat.
@roadsidebong6333
Жыл бұрын
Same here except with skateboarding
@nijaysivarajan3768
2 жыл бұрын
Is that time of year again, I have returned for inspiration
@joneh9483
4 жыл бұрын
Day 235 of nofap: I can now communicate with blind people using sign language.
@TheoGarza
4 жыл бұрын
😅😂
@relaxingaura4395
4 жыл бұрын
You're a goat
@Alan18012
3 жыл бұрын
Kachigga my squigga
@maximrighetti8633
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Dxvincenzo
4 жыл бұрын
The guy with hair looks exactly how he sounds
@467076
4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Stevens 😂😂🤣
@theswingingman
4 жыл бұрын
Not really
@r.custard8059
4 жыл бұрын
Why tf does this comment make so much sense?! 😂😂
@thedarkmaster4747
4 жыл бұрын
I.K.R. Lol!
@pradeepsethi90
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@maldy4604
Жыл бұрын
Year 11 of nofap i started putting women in the friend zone
@daimontana
Жыл бұрын
15 mins into nofap already feeling like a greek god
@jeremiahbueler4035
Жыл бұрын
10 seconds no fap Thor’s hammer has returned
@stephen7690
Жыл бұрын
xD rolflmao
@jagritbhatia5765
3 жыл бұрын
day 100: when i go swimming, i dont come up for oxygen, oxygen comes down for me.
@jakehernandez209
3 жыл бұрын
got me spittin my ceareal bruhhhh
@kickflipz
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@bagyongpablo761
3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' OP man ngl
@maenadxxx
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha. Amazing 👏
@abdulaj4956
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@finneganmcbride6224
4 жыл бұрын
Day 5: I won a staring contest with the sun
@aliamin2159
4 жыл бұрын
Finnegan McBride thought it was a solar eclipse.
@sernoddicusthegallant6986
4 жыл бұрын
Nah chief it just looks like the sun went out cause you went blind
@InfamousX1000
4 жыл бұрын
So... you stared at the sun until sunset? And you’re typing this? I’m impressed, you cured blindness in just 5 days!
@FrankieTeardrop1998
2 жыл бұрын
If that's just day 5, wow!
@Baldoxxx4000
3 ай бұрын
Dont stare at it absorb its energy like Superman
@alanfournier3071
Жыл бұрын
It's a superb stress reliever.
@Nesggy
2 жыл бұрын
how to become a better human: mewing, reading, cold showers, meditating, nofap, stretching, breathing, exercising, fasting I tried some of them, except meditating. I failed nofap many times but I still continue to stop the urges, I did breathing only 2 times but felt really good. I fast and I try to read again. sometimes I do cold showers and very soon I will start exercising It takes time to build good habits but it's worth it
@kieran6163
4 жыл бұрын
Day 333: Cold showers make me sweat
@nwchi234
4 жыл бұрын
Kieran Come on you Mariners!! We’re Grimsby Town!!
@ericn.1822
4 жыл бұрын
I recommend you to visit nofap.com 🖐
@muchresonance2211
3 жыл бұрын
Day 400: I entered the Multiverse
@jsingh98
3 жыл бұрын
Cold showers actually make me sweat lmao
@gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705
3 жыл бұрын
Easy be fat or live in the tropic.
@doedog612
4 жыл бұрын
Day 300 of nofap: attention pays me
@jalenhiggins
4 жыл бұрын
Lil Wayne reference?
@doedog612
4 жыл бұрын
@@jalenhiggins ong😂
@Pophighlights
3 жыл бұрын
intellect
@sethanimal1481
3 жыл бұрын
today I went shopping, and talk is still cheap
@HenryThe12
3 жыл бұрын
Haters can’t see me, nosebleed seats?
@andrewzsoler
Жыл бұрын
this guy is so good , you can have great bar conversations with him same as joe very smart comedians
@mr.b1223
2 жыл бұрын
The is the best comment section of all time , better than some comedy sites
@josephwright5140
5 жыл бұрын
I think nofap for me was less about not not masturbating and gaining stupid super powers and more about no longer being dependent on internet pornography, which is addictive
@Mousehawk21
5 жыл бұрын
Sexual Freedom? Sexual Slavery is what it really is.
@ntsempty1209
5 жыл бұрын
That's the point, no fap isn't about "gaining power" it's just to excersie you mentally on the idea of abstinence
@ezra5788
5 жыл бұрын
@Agressive tubesock, the real loser here is you. Masturbating to pixels on a screen is sexual freedom? A real Alpha male does not touch himself to other people having sex, that's one of the most pathetic beta things a man can do. How about you have real sex instead of watching other people fuck on a screen? Porn is for losers who get off to watching other men fuck women. Pathetic
@glitchinthematrix555
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but if you so vehemently oppose porn then you’re letting it still have control over you. Just forget about it. Let it fade away into nothingness.
@glitchinthematrix555
5 жыл бұрын
Also please don’t refer to other human beings as alpha and beta males. That shits cringey.
@Beautifulcoil
6 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I don't know much about the physical aspect of masturbating, but mentally, the fact that we have access to so many luxuries these days, we eat food which contains more sugar than ever, we smoke weed which is stronger than ever, we watch every film, listen to every song at our fingertips, and stimulate sexual pleasure without much effort, and it seems unhealthy to me. And the fact that despite all of these, many of us are still unhappy and we can't stop with any of these luxuries for more than a week is a big warning sign. We're extremely spoiled, and it reflects mentally: we want quick pleasures, we're easily distracted, we put less effort into communication and relationships because we already have something that provides us with pleasure. Does anybody else feel the same?
@calidag
5 жыл бұрын
I do, I comlpeatley agree with everyting you said!
@vincentodero3143
5 жыл бұрын
That's beautiful
@lucashoeferkamp3990
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I do, and you explained this very well. We have adapted to a world of constant stimulation and its killing us, if not literally, then at least figuratively. Our dopamine receptors get overused and then each time they are stimulated our response is less and less. The luxuries we use daily aren't inherently bad, but they should be used in moderation.
@alketire
5 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say that was a very well articulated question, and a good one at that, and I definetly think there's something too it. I think, like Jordan Peterson might put it, we live in a time of chaos and we need to put in into order. I think what we need is a generation that teaches the young once about diciplin. Just some thoughts, thanks!
@devincoulter4459
5 жыл бұрын
Shit you hit the nail on the head brother
@guitarwithaboodi4857
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with what is Joe Rogan's point is. being horny all the time it's a bit of distraction sometimes. NoFap is actually more like a challenge and a concept, however, if you feel you can do it without messing your daily activities then it seems healthy for people who are asking for it. "Balance is a good thing in life" if you choose to start nofap and throw your journey learn how to deal with your urges and use your sexual energy in something useful.
@shermansadventure1151
2 жыл бұрын
When I was first debating trying out semen retention, this video popped up in my feed, and I thought to myself "whatever Joe Rogan's advice is on the subject, I will do the opposite". Baring a couple of slip-ups, been practising semen retention for nearly 3 years now. Best decision I ever made - thanks Joe, your wisdom knows no bounds!
@grantthornton837
Жыл бұрын
Semen retention or nofap?
@shermansadventure1151
Жыл бұрын
@@grantthornton837 Semen retention is definitely more preferable to no fap. No fap is a good start, but whether you are jazzing into a tissue, into a condom, onto/into a beautiful lady; your body doesn't know the difference. If you are doing it too regularly, you're still wasting that vital life energy.
@ryanparker3_2_1
Жыл бұрын
@@shermansadventure1151 have fun with that 😂😂
@shermansadventure1151
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanparker3_2_1 And you have fun wasting the incredible energy and potential inside of you for 5 minutes of pleasure 😊.
@theanubhavshow7039
Жыл бұрын
@@shermansadventure1151 you're so god damn dumb i can't even begin to explain it lmao
@Cooking-Babe
3 жыл бұрын
Day: 99: I told my boss to clock out and go home
@confusedjerry9420
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@YeekTV_Atlanta
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jeannedarc7533
3 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@leonhayes7080
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Degenerado112
3 жыл бұрын
"day:100: my boss fired me"
@Freegameteachings
3 жыл бұрын
Day 93: David Goggins is no longer able to look me in the eye.
@alejandrodurancardona4006
3 жыл бұрын
That's gon take more than 3 short months. You dont know him, son
@aussienation9714
3 жыл бұрын
Who’s carrying the boats
@VenomLeon
3 жыл бұрын
*LMAO*
@ame70068
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Charlie-eq3dj
3 жыл бұрын
A better response would have been that you can look David Goggins in the eye.
@kardneasad
Жыл бұрын
At 4:30 I fucking DIED not because of the “where I’m jerking off a lot” but the laugh joe held back right after😭
@chosen2865
10 ай бұрын
9 years roughly for me, I’ve never felt better.
@jedkhs3358
3 жыл бұрын
Day 485: Duolingo bird stopped emailing me
@kyotodreams3306
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best one lmfao
@failure5530
3 жыл бұрын
This the one 😂😂
@calebhenson5399
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever😂
@YouGottaFeelYourLine
3 жыл бұрын
I'm choking
@user-wn1bv8kj4e
3 жыл бұрын
Day 500: I started emailing Duolingo bird
@Buspepper
3 жыл бұрын
Day 1000: elon musk is asking me for money
@solowarrior1145
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “can I borrow some Bitcoin 👽”
@troy8063
3 жыл бұрын
Simply said day 1000 aint coming for all of us
@KAYYELI
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilchris1839 pathetic creature
@sepehradonis6959
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilchris1839 It depends on your mentality. Nofap is easier for strong mentalities. I recommend Meditation and working out If you want to improve your mental health.
@ryhnayy1364
3 жыл бұрын
@Simon Kalin kzitem.info/news/bejne/poOr3213r4FjpGU it was in my recommended lol
@Tai91827
2 жыл бұрын
After 6 weeks of retention, I woke up at 5am to wake my alarm clock up.
@DetectiveMcGarnacle
2 жыл бұрын
“When I have sex…(long pause)…with a human…” I almost died
@lachlancarrucan3040
4 жыл бұрын
Day 4 no fap: just slammed a revolving door
@nordic5436
4 жыл бұрын
Jane Austin currently day 4 of NNN, still waiting for December 1st
@gkjay07
4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoaooaooa
@gkjay07
4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooooo
@OheyBro
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Stylishute
4 жыл бұрын
Jane Austin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GugaSouza0
3 жыл бұрын
Day 238 - Aliens see me when they try DMT
@Kennnxn
3 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@Chris-gd2qp
3 жыл бұрын
You win bro
@adam-pc1wt
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@alicoban7956
3 жыл бұрын
VİCTORY İS YOURS,MORTAL
@Wizard_Sony
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment so far
@asgerhashim3913
2 жыл бұрын
I like the red brick wall behind it is so calming to watch
@confiance1492
Жыл бұрын
Comment section deserves a huge W.
@thechosenone711
3 жыл бұрын
Day 73: some bald guy in a wheelchair wanted me to join his school for the gifted
@beluga4356
3 жыл бұрын
Hi logan
@0113Naruto
3 жыл бұрын
Joe?
@thechosenone711
3 жыл бұрын
@@beluga4356 hello bub
@robertdomergue1946
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@leonhayes7080
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahaha 😂
@ahoj4148
4 жыл бұрын
Day 235 of no fap: facts now care about my feelings
@TheJeremyKentBGross
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but is your wife a doctor?
@TheJeremyKentBGross
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but can you decide what to do if you had to make a policy decision that would benefit only either the United States or Israel at the others expense?
@benitodifrancesco7254
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheJeremyKentBGross it's just a joke,chill...
@TheJeremyKentBGross
4 жыл бұрын
@@benitodifrancesco7254 Yeah. Exactly the same. Try taking your own advice and grow a sense of humor.
@benitodifrancesco7254
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheJeremyKentBGross k
@Lil_Coby
Жыл бұрын
1 minute strong and already feeling results
@PinkToonsTV
Жыл бұрын
150th day in NoFap. Packing my bag for a mars trip on foot
@user-xi4jw4mh7p
5 жыл бұрын
Day 40. Sold bed, couch and chairs as I gained hovering capabilities.
@lilgiddy983
5 жыл бұрын
bruh lol
@albertmichelson1615
4 жыл бұрын
me too
@matthewnelson325
4 жыл бұрын
Some days I feel like if it weren't for the Vicarious Escapism of porn ... All I would know is Loss ... It helps Block out a Dismal reality ! : (
@wiseman3989
4 жыл бұрын
Goooold!!!
@anelevilakazi8467
3 жыл бұрын
day 2: had some extra virgin olive oil & now it’s just olive oil
@_saintoj
3 жыл бұрын
Are u saying u fucked your olive oil?
@skullsalt
3 жыл бұрын
@@_saintoj contact with him makes you coom in 0.3 milliseconds
@robertg6339
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@betterdenu999
2 жыл бұрын
Day 1: had some extra virgin olive oil & now its half virgin olive oil (only did oral)
@valkrie5816
2 жыл бұрын
@@_saintoj yes that's what I yes pretty sure
@alecwomack6718
2 жыл бұрын
3:20I've always loved Joe Rogan's laugh but this one coupled with the flesh light wins.
@godnyx117
10 ай бұрын
Week 3 of nofap: I can now Imagine Dragons
@jeannedarc7533
3 жыл бұрын
Day 38: My teacher asked me permission to go to the bathroom.
@Shorts-rq4hw
3 жыл бұрын
Loolllllll
@user-iq1wj3ns7s
3 жыл бұрын
💀
@daniyarcrow293
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha best joke man 😂😂😂
@smallfries6044
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, can you?
@TuanDuong-gs6ui
2 жыл бұрын
Dangggg 😂😂😂
@laserpanda9553
4 жыл бұрын
Day 176 of nofap: I plugged the usb in the correct way around before the first attempt
@Max-yn5lu
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's impossible XD
@TheRexTera
3 жыл бұрын
Is it a bird... Is it a plain... No it’s...
@Ezra_27
3 жыл бұрын
Accuracy 100%
@andmicbro1
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it's a type C USB.
@caaaaaammy_g
3 жыл бұрын
So this is the power of ultra instinct...
@mtvslime9564
Жыл бұрын
We are supposed to release that holding it in does nothing but stresses you out and makes you feel uncomfortable. Yea obviously when you’re done you’re tired and weak that’s what’s it’s supposed to do. Fapping is normal folks.
@stylishboy004
11 ай бұрын
finally someone with an ounce of brains. i don't know what people are thinking nowadays.
@progantas6792
Жыл бұрын
I documented 30 days of my No-Fap Journey Week by week and this is what helped me: 1. Having a Whiteboard calendar where I cross off dates of successful dates. 2. Accountability partner: I message him every day: Ex Day 5- Successful 3. Practicing Sexual Transmutation: Meditation, Working out, School Work 4. Controlling Urges: Being social (Talking to some people ) and starting Pushups 5. Putting good habits in place: Ex. Reading before sleeping.
@mr.nobody6392
4 жыл бұрын
This Comment SECTION is *PURE GOLD*
@alexanderbyrne9684
4 жыл бұрын
69th like
@rattlesnake1ful
4 жыл бұрын
No it’s toxic
@wiseman3989
4 жыл бұрын
It is LOL!!!
@subhrajyotidas
4 жыл бұрын
I've been reading these comments for more than 10minutes now 😅
@DemonFox444
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha foreal bro xD
@dt7827
5 жыл бұрын
"Where as when I have sex...with a human ". I'm glad he cleared that part up
@walkingalive1093
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao best comment hands down
@juainott5281
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha he took his time That pause was enough to notice how weird it was
@rafnaegels8913
5 жыл бұрын
Read this while simultaneously hearing it, made it better to sink in.
@Ease54
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced.
@miguelmejia4656
5 жыл бұрын
so he's gay?
@Foopy
Жыл бұрын
Day 120 - I’ve told my barber I don’t like the haircut
@Andrew-on9lg
2 жыл бұрын
JOE'S LITTLE LAUGH @4:30 LMFAOOOO
@Tylerthety
4 жыл бұрын
How else would Stephen Hawking have gotten so smart?
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