joey literally gets this dude blasted out of his mind to have someone to talk to lmaoooo
@thapoppyman
5 жыл бұрын
Cuz its the only person thatll take him seriously. Everyone else just looks at each other like is this fatass forreal..??
@edccuttingedge8732
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@knotsocialmusic
5 жыл бұрын
Lol no
@sebg6865
4 жыл бұрын
Niandra LaDes Naaaah. If you can't sense uncle joeys sincerity or wiseness, something is wrong with yourself.
@thsdrew2402
4 жыл бұрын
@@thapoppyman meat head
@TulsaDriller918
3 жыл бұрын
Joey “when my heart was beating and I wanted that cocaine, I would have the strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michaelmachado5415
Жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@joepotenza1349
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaahhahahashahahahahahahaha
@pimp8946
Жыл бұрын
Bruh I was laughing so hard when he said that literally
@Nickk81
4 ай бұрын
Funny ass shyt
@FourAlexia
2 жыл бұрын
They are literally the equivalent of Rick & Morty's relationship. Lee's voice just solidifies it lmfao.
@jacobs4545
Жыл бұрын
Rick and morty bro!!?!??!??! Pickle rick! Reddit!
@alexandersideris
10 ай бұрын
LMFAO THIS IS FUCKING JOKES
@SamuelSkelton117
3 күн бұрын
Cringe
@mr.ovarymassager6754
5 жыл бұрын
You can blindfold Lee with a yoyo string...😑☺😫😌😓
@jasonwinback
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA fuck that shits hilarious
@xannyfanta7096
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonwinback Theres a comment like this on literally every church clip😭
@oscartaylor7436
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@John-mf6ky
6 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@shittyG1
5 жыл бұрын
lee's eyes are barely open like less than half a millimeter lmao
@asnackysnack2623
5 жыл бұрын
Forreal lmao ive never seen someone so fucking fried
@Justinsingleton83
5 жыл бұрын
He could use a fishing line as a blind fold
@nu62
5 жыл бұрын
Justinsingleton83 😂😂😂
@asnackysnack2623
5 жыл бұрын
@@Justinsingleton83 I've started using that saying and it kills every time, thank you
@Isa-qh3ue
4 жыл бұрын
Opiates does that to you some ppl who smoke weed tho get real high like that
@T00stealthy
5 жыл бұрын
Joey "take the box to go" Diaz
@ericcarrillo1294
3 жыл бұрын
Take that coffee to go let’s go.
@namenome3680
2 жыл бұрын
leave the coffee i was joking !!!
@earlscheib7754
Жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@DennisBTV
5 жыл бұрын
1982 was a crazy year for Joe, every story happened in 1982
@zachhoward9099
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of older folks I know who were in their late teens or early 20s said 1982 was a crazy year for partying and drugs
@DjTheDon614
2 жыл бұрын
Same with 86
@Bustin_cider00
2 жыл бұрын
My dad was in the marines at the time and even I’ve heard a lot of stories about 1982 😂
@unclejoe6811
Жыл бұрын
Economy was crap in 82, unemployment was high. lots of reasons to get high and drink
@andynelzz
Жыл бұрын
I get the impression he doesn't know year but it's better to randomly break out the year sounds cooler Aspen 1985 it was a Tuesday
@slimjim8736
4 жыл бұрын
I love joeys stories never fail to crack me up after a rough day hard at work
@kendigjl
5 жыл бұрын
TIL: Put an old safe full of concrete in the bedroom closet.
@TheVamxie
3 жыл бұрын
Joey: this shit was 200 pounds, but it was locked- i took the box to go
@jezuscrust7458
4 жыл бұрын
Dang Joey really had to serve, jugg and hit licks for fun. Real G shit
@liltrue8420
3 жыл бұрын
@anonymous link?
@joisaboss007
5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo lee is so high
@brianbarcus5853
4 жыл бұрын
I like to hear Lee's reactions to Joeys antics, since he was raised by good parents and can't believe people like Joey are working a whole different life of crime.
@steviegotjokes2323
5 жыл бұрын
Joey "back when I was doin coke" diaz
@TheKilleth
5 жыл бұрын
How tf you using someone else's content but yet still have the audacity to riddle it with ads 👎👎
@rubenfoster7196
5 жыл бұрын
Jayceerza He learned From Joey, he’s a thief.
@TheDopedealer718
5 жыл бұрын
Get KZitem red you bozo not everything is free
@frostywasp1743
5 жыл бұрын
love your profile pic for this comment. fucking gold, dude
@theDoomberger
5 жыл бұрын
For real coco deserves all proceeds.
@goobular3161
5 жыл бұрын
The Audacity !
@jared07x
5 жыл бұрын
The lockbox is a good decoy, leave junk in it. you immediately know if you've been hit, or you need to break your younger brothers fingers.
@VincentGonzalezVeg
4 жыл бұрын
You could even geocache it with a tiny thing, that breaks when it's forced, So that you know someone opened it there and then. Or send a signal to your email and phone number when it leaves your home area there are professional assessors for breaking and entering and security that get hired and they did a defcon talk on KZitem at a convention
@JohnDoe69986
4 жыл бұрын
You leave junk the thief knows you played him so he might take revenge, you leave a bit to make him think he won and he will walk away.
@JR-ch4sl
4 жыл бұрын
John Doe or realise your an easy target and come right back when they need their fix😂
@garbougesenior3486
3 жыл бұрын
Lee : was it all for drugs Joey : No it was for my fukin church funds, Yes Lee it was all for drugs Lmaoo i could see this convo going just like that 🤣
@garbougesenior3486
3 жыл бұрын
9:30 I love watching Lee talking & trying to put thoughts that come into his mind out threw his mouth when he high as F 😂👌🏽😂👌🏽🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣
@nuahS
Жыл бұрын
look at 10:55 lol
@symmetricalpattern3335
5 жыл бұрын
Lee in outer space
@BubblewrapHighway
4 жыл бұрын
Shiiit I'm bout to be.
@stoundingresults
5 жыл бұрын
Lee turning oriental👀
@20biomed08
4 жыл бұрын
Seeing shit in widescreen
@warfighter1988
5 жыл бұрын
Just watched spiderman 2 again, i had no idea he was in it
@Slim_Ch4rles
5 жыл бұрын
"If you wana get to him, you gotta go thru me cocksucka"
@Sneak248
5 жыл бұрын
Charlie Cunilio LMFAO
@fwalkerr
5 жыл бұрын
u gota be kiddin me that shoot and coke are all that joey talks about
@imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741
5 жыл бұрын
I just typed in “Joey Diaz” and his Spider-Man scene popped in the quick search😱 google scares the shit out of me
@TeRraAwTisM
4 жыл бұрын
First thing I saw him in was my name is Earl
@fb0906
5 жыл бұрын
Joey should publish a drug dealing book for dummies
@BubblewrapHighway
4 жыл бұрын
It would just be a printed transcript of every episode of the Church.
@joshchristian6101
4 жыл бұрын
Hell nah, we cant have the police getting hip to the good stuff.
@emilianoyaboi5911
3 күн бұрын
@@joshchristian6101they are well aware
@Coondawgwoopwoop
5 жыл бұрын
As someone that's lived in the Roaring fork valley I love his snowmass/aspen stories. he nailed it. It's changed now but from the stories I've heard from the old timers they are 100% true
@zorroonmilkavitch1840
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I bought a friend's trailer at the KOA in Basalt back in 1979 I think it was I wish I kept that thing Id have a place to ski to this day damn I think I paid$1,800 for that place I mean I could have fixed it up probably sold it for a lot of money by this day. I bet you that place is filled out now that Highway 82 is four-lane or what two lanes both ways all the way to Denver right wow that's that place has got to be built up
@albetorocha9418
5 жыл бұрын
Joey “strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
@anthonyreo5075
4 жыл бұрын
You make me feel better about my past as a degenerative thief!!
@nategomes1719
4 жыл бұрын
I love the bone head stories. Lol the best one was the one when bonehead got highshooting dope left the fryer on lit the house on fire. Then when fire truck comes and he says hey is my chicken ready.
@luke2183
4 жыл бұрын
It was fries!
@jasonbevell1390
4 жыл бұрын
where can you find that one?
@ysammo214
5 жыл бұрын
4:22 joey sneaking in a stealth burn while telling that analogy LOL
@imhappyandyou.4003
5 жыл бұрын
Well Mr. Diaz, I can say without a doubt that you're definitely that one comedian I truly pray I can meet someday!.. The joy and laughter you bring me with your life stories is absolutely priceless and the wisdom that you've learned from all of it is also priceless!. So thank you for your time and effort in making us laugh and I love all the stories that you've shared with us till now. Stay great Mr. Diaz and I look forward to hearing the next great story. 🙏🙏🍻
@Savike
5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a mafia leader in MAFIA 3 😂😂
@j.p.kalfakis9593
5 жыл бұрын
Savage Mike yeah, that’s him. He worked on the game.
@mongoemaniac247
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but every time Joey takes a sip of water it makes me want to grab a bottle and take some sips lol
@ronthunders6124
5 жыл бұрын
“when i see lee, and i see that he pulls into subway sandwich?” I love how lees obsession with subway , is a never ending ball busting that he never will hear the end of hahahah. Its not a severe ball busting, but its just hilarious how he said that. hahaha i love that line. And i imagine JUST how bad joey would’ve beat poor lee if he knew him in the 80s. Hahah poor lee. Imagine if lee knew joey in the 80s, and imagine that split second moment when joey sees lees stupid face (OBLIVIOUS AS EVVVVER), smiling, while naively strolling into subway sandwich, licking his lips and rubbing his little hands together , and joey just SPRRRRRINTS over to lees house, and starts ramsacking his faggy bed stand!
@BTokinn
5 жыл бұрын
Joey would be better off doing a podcast by him self, he literally doesn't listen to other people talk. He just wants to ramble on to him self lol Also the fact he think subway is called "subway sandwich" is pretty amazing.
@danielcarrero463
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Subway sandwich....
@tylarhendrix2004
5 жыл бұрын
I only come to listen to joey not the guest 😂
@evanschulte6153
5 жыл бұрын
You dont watch enough of his podcast if you think he doesnt listen to his guests. He is telling a story so he is trying to stick to the topic.
@evanschulte6153
4 жыл бұрын
@Viking 1982 lol obviously you dont watch the podcast like his real fans do. Lee is the funniest part of the podcast
@turtlemob839
4 жыл бұрын
Cause In New York and jersey there’s the subway then there’s the subway sandwich
@mattsegal9042
5 жыл бұрын
Bona fide best storytelling of all time no doubt. The best aspect is how he uses either Lee's or the guest's name in the story to convey it so good. The best shit man!
@RealJoshTv
5 жыл бұрын
Love Joeys stories 👽
@codypeck1103
Жыл бұрын
Lee an Diaz are the perfect combo, Joey was able to help Lee break out of his shell while at the same time I think Joey gained a new good friend who is reliable and they built that business together.
@Jbkbmx
Жыл бұрын
Lee is petrified during joey diaz describing robbing him lmao
@AAWWWWWW
4 ай бұрын
Lee is low key the host of this show. He just has Joey on every time. The questions he asks to direct or clarify the convo is professional status. Lee sacrificing getting abuse to help Joey and the pod. What a man
@brands743
4 жыл бұрын
Lee is always so clueless 😂
@victorthai5165
3 жыл бұрын
more like high out of his fuckin mind
@mongoemaniac247
Жыл бұрын
Grew up different
@Freetoryforeverumbrella
5 жыл бұрын
Bruhh this man gets a pass in any hood 🤣🤣
@albondsgalaxy
5 жыл бұрын
Joey stole our hearts!
@Boostedm3nace
4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Am I proud of it? No.” Also Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Do I talk about it every second of everyday? Yes.”
@xavierjones6060
4 жыл бұрын
Lee so high his breathing switched from automatic to manual
@michaelmachado5415
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love uncle Joey, but the rage that consumes me when this guy takes a GULP of water is insane 😂
@garymartinez8494
5 жыл бұрын
yeah from being a thief I learned that people always hide stuff where they think nobody is going to be looking for anything like under there clothes, behind the bed post,between the mattress, inside the circut breaker box , under the night stand and so on and so forth
@memeteam4497
4 жыл бұрын
Lee “the highest person ever” syatt
@alexgerling3686
5 жыл бұрын
Joey you speak the truth, I respect you because of your honesty, theirs no bullshit with you and your a funny guy respect from a guy in North Wales, your words cross oceans
@tookiebroon
2 жыл бұрын
Lees voice when Joey is telling the story hahaha. His wee eyes only open a slit, could blindfold him with dental floss 🤣🤣
@kentwyman8175
5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the og of the ogs Haha. This fools too real!
@bentremy
5 жыл бұрын
Joey was a real “smooth criminal” 😎
@FreneticZetetic
9 ай бұрын
"If I can take the thing, I take the thing to go." Lmfao
@charliediaz2127
4 жыл бұрын
We need to kick it!!! Your amazing
@1istomanyads906
4 жыл бұрын
That's why I stay poor... Had a guy break into my house and I guess he felt sorry for me cause he left a twenty hangin on the fridge...
@haggard1378
5 жыл бұрын
Lee look high af😂
@aerowashburns6004
Жыл бұрын
Every joey diaz youtube title makes me chuckle.
@wyattmccleave538
5 жыл бұрын
Joey ‘when your hearts beating and you want that cocaine’ Diaz
@johnmcdaid7975
4 жыл бұрын
Lee is so baked in this podcast!! 😂🤣😎👌
@goopvapor7699
3 жыл бұрын
Joey: If you got a safe in your house lee: fuck
@Krowsnose
Жыл бұрын
Joey looks like his brain breaks when Lee starts talking about jail being a deterrent lol
@coodiebear16
2 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing like getting stoned to the gills and listening to this. Lmao “I see lee go into subway sandwich..”
@TonyClay893
3 жыл бұрын
Omg. Makes me never want to leave the house. Never thought robbing was that organized to check lookout every room i go in. Amazing
@ketomine.
Жыл бұрын
watching this has me tweaking about hiding my money, lol.
@AJBuddha
Жыл бұрын
What it means to be a theif??? Everybody wants to BE you But nobody wants to be around you 🐐💯
@Freddy-Zamora-MX
3 жыл бұрын
Joey should write a book about his life, amazing man. Lee is high as f-ck!
@alfonsoavalos71
Жыл бұрын
This is actually valuable information
@Sar-ahG
4 жыл бұрын
I love J’s voice...
@1981yama
5 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling Joey and Joe aren’t as close as they used to be.
@DavidMossMGS
5 жыл бұрын
1981yama wrong
@taproductions4377
5 жыл бұрын
@Chips Handon wow you got awfully defensive over a comment that had nothing to do with you
@aerouwid4624
5 жыл бұрын
joey dont fuck wit snitches
@eskee1
5 жыл бұрын
Same name itd never work
@eskee1
5 жыл бұрын
4:50 lee shitting pants
@ulackh8tred
5 жыл бұрын
Someone has to do a timeline on his life adventures
@youngblood3314
5 жыл бұрын
LoomisAlter everything happened 1982-1984
@robertresendez442
4 жыл бұрын
I only watch Joey when I’m wasted it’s fun
@davidcrowley4006
5 жыл бұрын
“Know what I’m saying beep beep”
@kiduzi9507
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joey
@mo6278
2 жыл бұрын
I love going over these clips funny guy Lee syath joey goes without saying
@donnybosco8319
Жыл бұрын
Joe is like a cartoon character / everyone I grew up with on each side of saint Paul
@jackfinnigan7919
3 жыл бұрын
Take a bong rip every time Joey says “North bergen New Jersey”
@4k_fons
4 жыл бұрын
11:04 when you're so high, you forget how to use your words 😅
@justdylan742
4 жыл бұрын
lmao this guy is so lit right now
@thomascoursey5428
4 жыл бұрын
The strength of ten hulks 😂
@iggy4774
5 жыл бұрын
I love his cut the bullshit matter of fact breakdown, fucking refreshing this day in age.
@suckdeeznutz5159
4 жыл бұрын
Theirs no 1080p option 😭
@ddrolet9978
4 жыл бұрын
Joey "I knew this guy" Diaz
@coreywkessler
5 жыл бұрын
The strength of two hulks waouts LoLff love
@nathanphelan6615
2 жыл бұрын
Subway sandwich gets me every tiimeee
@LAMPSLIFE
2 жыл бұрын
Lee was high asf 😂
@dannykingz1897
5 жыл бұрын
Let’s welcome Herpy to the show today.
@gHenny.
5 жыл бұрын
Lee reminds me of Todd from Bojack Horseman
@hadleymanmusic
4 жыл бұрын
I used to have a runnin buddy but I started a band and he went on to be like you. Swoopin shit.
@soldierof239
Жыл бұрын
Lee went home and moved all his cash and valuables out of his end table after this 😂
@xxstrider3188
4 жыл бұрын
*WISDOM*
@DedePerez-xr1xv
4 ай бұрын
😊man this guy got story's 4days
@plugtalk1941
4 жыл бұрын
Lee:so you learned this from experience Joey: no I learned it from being a thief Lee:so you'd go to bars for scouting missions Joey: no you'd put someone to follow em and then you'd calem at the bar.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .timon and pumbaa over here
@Huckabuck
3 жыл бұрын
...... Tremendous.
@LAMPSLIFE
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he talking about the strength of 10 hulks 😂😂
@F5xToRefresh
5 жыл бұрын
10:59 Lee is so fucking baked lmfao
@Tr4falgar1
4 жыл бұрын
We need Joey as GTA 6 main character
@schiz0phren1c
5 жыл бұрын
Joey "I'll take a Big Mac meal with Coke and a 1982 Brinks safe to go" Diaz :) also...I've never seen a podcast with less visible retinas!
@Markkzilla
4 жыл бұрын
I find these videos funny because Lee always seems like a sheltered child whenever Joey tells him these stories and situations. Like its funny how blown away he is sometimes. lol
@YEFAN2008
4 ай бұрын
Lmao I forget it’s only two of them in the studio
@joeboorer5341
5 жыл бұрын
Dude the guy asking the qeustions looks so baked!
@loodsdude
5 жыл бұрын
Legend
@04dram04
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing legendary about a junky theif
@loodsdude
5 жыл бұрын
@@04dram04 why are you listening than bub
@motoredbikemadness2061
Жыл бұрын
11:05 “jail’s the ultimate.. uhh whatever it’s called, makes u not want to do it” -“deterrent?”
@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270
Жыл бұрын
The strength of ten hulks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lordgooseberry8894
5 жыл бұрын
Everytime he talks and then stops there's just a "huuuuu"
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