Bro you could see the instant regret when he said I don’t bite 😂
@theghostreckon316
Жыл бұрын
The one time he natural says a joke and regrets it instantly.
@zslayerg10e77
Жыл бұрын
As a Left 4 dead player in a zombie apocalypse if you hear a crying lady, don't go near it
@Cr1msnF4dger
Жыл бұрын
@@zslayerg10e77 or if you got the balls, crown the bitch with the pump
@Bioshock-lh2cn
Жыл бұрын
@@zslayerg10e77 what does playing L4D have to do about a bad timing joke
@zslayerg10e77
Жыл бұрын
@@Bioshock-lh2cn yes
@luckymint3
Жыл бұрын
Zombie virus? Magic masks? Nah man, it's that lumbago. It finally reached stage 4.
@agentgamingchannel.
Жыл бұрын
Lumbago isnt bad they said, it cant do anything they said
@luckymint3
Жыл бұрын
@@agentgamingchannel. LOL
@YES...943
Жыл бұрын
Ha
@BPintheroom
Жыл бұрын
This sh*t reached stage 5
@skull_bat
Жыл бұрын
Damn. No wonder why they be walking funny. They're so pissed off because they have wicked crooked backs.
@retrostoatgaming6936
Жыл бұрын
You can tell John's VA had a lot of fun with this
@madmannn9576
18 күн бұрын
Rob
@D3privedBoy
17 күн бұрын
Well I mean, it's not just va technically. since all the animation is motion captured, so just an actor. Which I feel like is def a lot more fun than just a va
@ConfusedFroggo145
5 күн бұрын
I honestly would've done that for five bucks and a free copy of the game
@lylaaaa.
15 сағат бұрын
@@D3privedBoy nerd
@t-bonebreaker6494
Жыл бұрын
Mate, Marston really being like “Jack, imma’ go for help, you’re the man of the house while I’m out” to his undead son 💀
@digge2210
Жыл бұрын
It's 1911 and zombie novels dont exist, so yeah, It seems like a very bad Fever mixed to Rabies
@jryan1112
6 ай бұрын
Song?
@XrayIuxx
6 ай бұрын
@@jryan1112 Greek Tragedy
@jryan1112
6 ай бұрын
@@XrayIuxx thanks
@XrayIuxx
6 ай бұрын
@@jryan1112 no problem man
@clff1342
Жыл бұрын
John: “I ain’t one of them” The towns people: ”you eat babies”
@ARUSHROBLOX
Жыл бұрын
Hahahah that Bigfoot thing lmaoo
@prophecy5886
Жыл бұрын
I EAT BERRIES YOU FOOL
@coolcatkillcam8742
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@L.ysergicSD
Жыл бұрын
We eat berries and mushrooms you fool
@tomatoglider
Жыл бұрын
"I eat berries!"
@oplap6269
Жыл бұрын
A literal zombie apocalypse happens John Marston: ?🗿?
@ndnironboy
Жыл бұрын
YOU EAT BABIES! 💀🗿
@rebekahfunches6876
Жыл бұрын
This😂👍
@thebattleguy6242
Жыл бұрын
@@DarkDomain0001 k
@Imnutting
Жыл бұрын
@@DarkDomain0001 good we fucking wont
@dillicopter2665
Жыл бұрын
*insert confused The Weeknd*
@radmapatis7852
Жыл бұрын
"enjoy your meal, no problem" has me ded
@Your_Random_Artist
9 ай бұрын
You could even say it got you “Red Ded”
@Costume-maker
Ай бұрын
@@Your_Random_Artistcorny but funny
@SOUND_WAVE..
Ай бұрын
@@Your_Random_Artist 😱HE SAID THE TITLE!
@HaythamKenway52
2 ай бұрын
*John forgets a zombie apocalypse for one second* "I don't bite" *remembers* "Bad joke."
@thomasfisher2370
Жыл бұрын
Jack: growling and rolling around on the floor John: be good to your mother now 😁
@TM-_-MAYHEM
Жыл бұрын
Im deas
@OfficialKirby
6 ай бұрын
@@TM-_-MAYHEMJack was dead too
@seanouellette676
5 ай бұрын
@@OfficialKirbyno no he said nice butter and I agree
@DoggyDog-x3m
4 ай бұрын
Yes because in the 1900s People do not know what Zombies mean
@ConfusedFroggo145
Ай бұрын
What's the song in the background?
@christianolivarez9049
Жыл бұрын
Greatest dlc ever made
@ericbaker1294
Жыл бұрын
I’m glad they made it it’s own game
@friendlyarsenic1547
Жыл бұрын
New Vegas enters the chat
@kawaii_gamer_core4096
Жыл бұрын
It’s a fucking comedy movie tbh
@w9shcl0thes
Жыл бұрын
@@friendlyarsenic1547 dead money is a masterpiece idgaf what anyone says
@friendlyarsenic1547
Жыл бұрын
@@w9shcl0thes old world blues is my favorite
@Steven_McCrae
6 ай бұрын
“Next time let a Zombie eat _all_ your brains..then you’ll be a genius” - Orthur Morgan
@Captain_Juice
Жыл бұрын
John Marston being John Marston for 1 minute straight
@ReDDouble
11 күн бұрын
Tru
@silverclaw1026
Жыл бұрын
The lumbago in it's final stage
@SG4LIFE369
Жыл бұрын
THIS!!!
@obamaonmymind2289
Жыл бұрын
@@barcelleiu9194 u nig
@Potato-vo9cm
Жыл бұрын
@@SG4LIFE369 live
@zherean42069
Жыл бұрын
@@Potato-vo9cm love
@flyhard3388
Жыл бұрын
@@zherean42069 laugh
@SomeScruffian
Жыл бұрын
John: "Come on I don't bite ahhhh... damnit I'm just asking to get shot."
@pedrohenriquedecarvalhogon1453
Жыл бұрын
@@DarkDomain0001 alright then
@ihaveabunda
Жыл бұрын
John is as calm as a cucumber. Even Arthur was a stressfull f*cker in his old age, yet John is making dad jokes in times worse than the fall of the Van der Lind gang.
@thedilfofwallstreet5385
2 ай бұрын
arthur wasn’t old 💀💀 he wasn’t even 40 when he died
@umcaraqualquer3640
Ай бұрын
@@thedilfofwallstreet5385Above 25 = Old no matter what anyone says tbh
@corsojames
29 күн бұрын
@@umcaraqualquer3640 if you die at 80 then living to 25 wasn't even a third of your life. Arthur was like 35, that's not old lol
@hiddenaces8984
27 күн бұрын
Life expectancy for men back then was to roughly 50-60
@the_mse
26 күн бұрын
@@umcaraqualquer3640bro that’s fucking insane lmao Above 25=old? 💀 I’d say more like above 40=old That’s when you reach unc status
@drek305
Жыл бұрын
John is so chill about it. John: this is just Tuesday.
@misterbones5981
Жыл бұрын
John Marston in the undead nightmare DLC has the same energy as Ethan Winters and resident evil village both have not a clue what's going on but also at the same time both don't care but is also enjoying everything
@amugofpeanutbutter991
Жыл бұрын
Don’t think Ethan was enjoying one second of it lol
@orbitalbutt6757
Жыл бұрын
Ethan was pretty miserable bro my man got two fingers bitten off. Resident Evil Nicholas Cage is trying to shove an outboard boat motor up his ass, there's a big fucked up melty baby in the puppet house, a sad fish tries to squirt poison diarrhea on him, oh and lets not forget the 8ft tall romanian dominatrix that turns into a flying testicle pegasus centaur that cuts off his hand and repeatedly throws him off the roof. Rooves? Roofs? The guy is dealing with some serious stuff
@toastyeditz
Жыл бұрын
@@amugofpeanutbutter991 It sure as hell sounded like it with all those shitty one-liners 😂
@yuriyoskoffiyo
Жыл бұрын
@@amugofpeanutbutter991 yeah he wasn't lmao
@Cr1msnF4dger
Жыл бұрын
Except John is better written
@m7ck
Жыл бұрын
I would honestly pay full game price ($60) just for an undead nightmare 2
@axolotlwaddles
Жыл бұрын
I would spend 100$
@rickriot8743
Жыл бұрын
With John AND ARTHUR
@gingerdanger244
Жыл бұрын
Starts around the time maybe a bit after the first bank job or after you get out of the mountains theres a side missions at Arthur's bed where he has a similar "undead" nightmare. Instead of being chased by the law, it changes to dutch trying to keep everyone alive in the apocalypse
@itsgoofymf7685
Жыл бұрын
@@rickriot8743 but you would play as Arthur most likely. But that's just fine. At least John would be in it. Or, or, (OR) just make one with Arthur. I honestly don't care. I never played the undead game, but I've seen full game play. I like both John and Arthur. If they wanna make an Undead DLC for RDR2 and it's only Arthur, that's fine. John might be a zombie in it. Idk.
@Apex-vj2ef
Жыл бұрын
But according to Rockstar we want a buggy piece of dog shit also known as rdr2o
@senormarston
Жыл бұрын
The body language of "why the fuck did I say that?" After that "bad joke" cracks me everytime 😂
@CAVE864
Жыл бұрын
John is the chillest mf in a zombie apocalypse
@mr.noodles8233
Жыл бұрын
"Be kind to your mother"
@blurredbetter
7 ай бұрын
that scenes so fucking hilarious to me
@voidsy578
Жыл бұрын
He's definitely someone U'd expect not to panic in these situations
@BallBatteryReligion
Жыл бұрын
With the life that John's lived, I figure very few things really phase him lol. Even when his family is trying to eat each other I think he's just completely numb/desensitized to violence/mayhem at this point.
@bryant7542
Жыл бұрын
John's been through worse. He got mauled by wild animals countless times
@bigchunga4982
Жыл бұрын
@@bryant7542 watched his found-family fall apart. Betrayed by his father figure. And buried a few good friends. Not to mention all the killings he's done. A zombie apocalypse would be easy for john.
@themadtitan7603
Жыл бұрын
@@bigchunga4982 Not to mention that one guy he knew who got bitten by a dog...died on hour later. John's life is truly a tragedy.
@reginaldsackey8103
Жыл бұрын
"Jack, be kind to your mother," he says, as Jack snarls at him with pieces of his mother's throat in his teeth...
@kirbyx2137
9 ай бұрын
Its so funny how john ties up abigail and jack and talks to then like normal ppl but shoots uncles without hesitation
@ReDDouble
11 күн бұрын
Well, he started it with all that Lumbago
@paladinmaguireofbos3347
Жыл бұрын
John not realizing what's going on for so long is just amazing
@themadtitan7603
Жыл бұрын
He realizes but just wants to know the source of the outbreak yet feels no immediate pressure to do so.
@sidney4702
Жыл бұрын
*Zombie Apocalypse happening* Jonh: _It's just a fever_
@StrangerApex724
Жыл бұрын
Him serving jack and his wife food after being tied up was the greatest thing I had ever seen back then
@Moldyfart
Жыл бұрын
He is the most calmest person to go through a apocalypse
@pikachu241
Жыл бұрын
bro is just enjoying his life when everyone else is dying
@Idk44447
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Arthur in this lol
@blakemherrera
Жыл бұрын
we really need an undead nightmare dlc for 2
@Idk44447
Жыл бұрын
@@blakemherrera fr
@Error20788
Жыл бұрын
Arthur:lenneh you ok mah boah?OH SH..!
@Idk44447
Жыл бұрын
@J M i would not play i cannot kill Arthur man
@fukiduki9629
Жыл бұрын
Bro, it'd be Arthur vs Micah round 2
@user-wk6dt4mn7r
Жыл бұрын
“Stay calm”, “jack, be kind to your mother”😂😂😂😂
@emwxzreal3104
Жыл бұрын
Just gotta love the way he says "Uncle! You dumb son of a bitch!"
@ItIs_Mant
Жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't care and still teach Jack to be kind to Abigail 🤣
@Real_L.G
6 ай бұрын
And then he tells Abigail to teach the boy right from wrong 😂
@ryenjimenez4172
Жыл бұрын
"It was that lumbago john"
@hypnoticskull6342
Жыл бұрын
"I warned you!"
@rudycarlson8245
7 ай бұрын
What the hell is lumbago?
@GhostyRandom
6 ай бұрын
@@rudycarlson8245bruh
@alexthedemon2203
5 ай бұрын
Lower back problems basically @@rudycarlson8245
@Oxygen_is_overrated
Ай бұрын
@@rudycarlson8245 Lumbago
@MANHUNT-pv4mb
Жыл бұрын
John's whole family turns into zombies john: ayo this crazy
@jbits_lilcaesar4k
Жыл бұрын
Honestly he’s handled it better than literally anyone else in undead nightmare
@jeremytheexplorer4689
Жыл бұрын
"I don't bite" Yeah sure, that what's the Zombies will say 🗿
@alexbumble
Жыл бұрын
"They can't speak" He says, after clearing out graveyards and hearing a select few say a line
@HandsOfTheFather
Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t this before he cleared out the graveyard correct me if i am wrong
@alexbumble
Жыл бұрын
@@HandsOfTheFather I can't remember but I remember thinking that exact thing when I heard him say that when I was playing
@HandsOfTheFather
Жыл бұрын
@@alexbumble wait i have undead nightmare and i will check to see which came first
@zeussoulhd2169
Жыл бұрын
@@HandsOfTheFather So?
@thisguy950
Жыл бұрын
@@HandsOfTheFather dude come back and give us the answer
@pelicanplayz26
Жыл бұрын
The "I don't bite" joke killed me in laughter 🤣 💀😭
@Shelly-Ecplisis
Жыл бұрын
John marston: ✨confident man and a chill man ✨
@BMMEC6000
Жыл бұрын
Zombie Apocalypse *starts* John: “Jack be kind to your mother” Big Foot: exists John: “YOU EAT BABIES!!!”
@skull_bat
Жыл бұрын
Bigfoot: "WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL!!!"
@myles3856
Жыл бұрын
@@skull_bat and now none of us are left
@gatsu1989
Жыл бұрын
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE PLEASE KILL ME ALREADY HUMAN SPARE ME THE PAIN!
@GimOA
Жыл бұрын
@@myles3856 YOU eAt BabiEs!!!
@MemeLordCthulhu
Жыл бұрын
Is it a good thing if I immediately killed him after that side quest?
@DaCryingChild
Жыл бұрын
Bro I Love How Everyone Is Super Low Quality While John Is HD High Quality.
@nakoochann
Жыл бұрын
real
@themadtitan7603
Жыл бұрын
Maybe because they're NPCs and have lower poly count than the playable character.
@thegreatprimoyt3519
Жыл бұрын
Bro, after I saw the title I immediately though of “Uncle! You dumb son of a bitch!”
Town folk: "you one o dem?" John:"no" Town folk:"KILL HIM HE ONE O DEM"
@GordoSeViene
Жыл бұрын
They surely are as dumb as dem
@cruzaider5339
Жыл бұрын
I never noticed the amount of regret he feels when he says the joke 💀💀
@Treeman2281
Жыл бұрын
John Is the most funny during zombie apocalypse
@straightjacket308
10 ай бұрын
John Marston's starting to become about his relatable as Squidward! We all grew up to become Squidward and John!
@diegotheiceking2918
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Arthur was in a apocalypse
@sgtvirus6696
Жыл бұрын
Sadly, we'll never know.
@JerichoVR
Жыл бұрын
Arthur would be cracking jokes about death more than a whip
@00Cathy00
Жыл бұрын
I guess he's there, because after you finish undead nightmare you playing as zombified John because he got killed earlier so I came to conclusion that zombified Arthur somewhere walking
@melonmale
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if zombie Arthur would still have tuberculosis
@JerichoVR
Жыл бұрын
@@melonmale grunts and coughing = zombie Arthur
@James-mc8xn
Жыл бұрын
I was watching rdr1 forever ago but jack was reading a book about an Apocalypse and how a man was to end it I forget the whole bit. I feel like Redemption 2 undead nightmare would happen if Arthur over heard a related incident or it's just a fear of his. But i doubt Rockstar will do it
@hypnoticskull6342
Жыл бұрын
My idea for Undead Nightmare 2 would be Arthur rising from the grave, but he still has his humanity, saving humans from other zombies and being determined to bring it all to an end so he can rest once more.
@James-mc8xn
Жыл бұрын
@@hypnoticskull6342 it could be a nightmare like Redemption 1, the vampire you can encounter could be what triggers his nightmare, and his nightmare is when his son is alive, and after you beat it like undead nightmare Arthur comes out of his grave
@BallBatteryReligion
Жыл бұрын
Hear me out, RDR2 plot still applies but the apocalypse happens while John and his family are in the Yukon or whatever, before they found Micah. Arthur returns as a revenant with the sole intention of hunting down Micah and Dutch while saving innocent people where he can.
@artt9029
Жыл бұрын
Man just roams around town unlike others barricading themselves 😂
@legion4te
Жыл бұрын
I love the professor in this DLC, bro really just went "I'm going to go down that lonely, deserted street and get my bag."
@jugaad_randhawa
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he thought uncle was just having some sort of fit 😂
@jakekelley9451
Жыл бұрын
Zombie Apocalypse: *happens* Marston: *constantly inconvenienced at every turn*
@Wabbajock_Dugatti
5 ай бұрын
Even in this short, you get a taste of how good the writing is
@rennarexouium-zk8px
8 ай бұрын
Zombie apocalypse happens John Marston: time for jokes
@destroyercreater98
Жыл бұрын
John gave off some “I just woke up, and the world has gone to hell. Cause of COURSE it couldn’t happen a year or two later. It had to be next to the other shit I dealt with.” Energy.
@miragemain105
Жыл бұрын
Really showing us why Arthur called him simple so many times in RDR2 😂
@Popcorn-ch7uy
Жыл бұрын
Not simple, just oblivious and doesn't know what's happening.
@Clowtser
Жыл бұрын
He just isn't phased by it
@dylankelly2677
Жыл бұрын
John knew what was going on later and he just didn't know what was happening when it first started there were no "zombies" idea from George Romero yet I think Arthur would be just as confused as John was
@themadtitan7603
Жыл бұрын
Ah, no. The point of the video isn't to show that John is dumb but how unfazed he is by a goddman zombie outbreak. He's oblivious because how many times do the dead just rise from the grave? Arthur would've also been equally as confused.
@themadtitan7603
Жыл бұрын
@@Popcorn-ch7uy Exactly. People take any chance to take the "haha John dumb" card even when he's not and any early 20th would react like that to a zombie outbreak.
@GeekingWestWeezer
7 ай бұрын
the fact that as soon as uncle comes johns first instinct is to shoot him
@AricRastley
7 ай бұрын
John’s comedy is unleashed in the worst of times 🤣
@Baxet94-
Жыл бұрын
John Marston: stay calm ....,.. "Moment of silence" its probably Just a Fever💀
@r3idmcread212
Жыл бұрын
World ends John marston - In saving his family he saved the world from a zombie apocalypse
@mistertwister2000
4 күн бұрын
The INSTANT regret at “I don’t bite” is so perfect
@friccle_
Жыл бұрын
That last scenes hilarious cause when an actual zombie shows up they dont even shoot
@biggyC
Жыл бұрын
Micah: oh black lung! Arthur: akforpwpcvicspapegicp! Micah: oh shit son!
@gromnokriptide
Жыл бұрын
man "how do we know you not one of them?" John "Because I can speak." them some dumb people lol
@Yashiro205
Жыл бұрын
And then right after that the zombies ate them lmao
@SK-ib5hi
Жыл бұрын
"And Jack, be kind to your mother"
@-IMT1RED-
Жыл бұрын
John: Jack be kind to your mother Jack and Abigail: *tied up* 😂😂
@Orangedaveuk
Жыл бұрын
John Marston would be like rick from the walking dead
@kevinmoore2474
Жыл бұрын
I have a theory Undead Nightmare is a literal nightmare of John's. Hence why he's so confused but so calm about everything.
@sans8938
Жыл бұрын
Even in A zombie apocalypse, he’s still got a good sense of humor
@mrsporadicsporkguy5481
Жыл бұрын
I love how John is just completely unfazed by everything
@-The-Void-
Жыл бұрын
"I don't bite." "Bad joke ;-;" Me:YESSSS DAD JOKESSSSS
@jenniemae87
Жыл бұрын
Aht Aht Aht Aht!
@-The-Void-
Жыл бұрын
@@jenniemae87 wha-?
@jenniemae87
Жыл бұрын
@@-The-Void- kzitem.infoP4WoLjmi-0o?feature=share
@-The-Void-
Жыл бұрын
@@jenniemae87 nice vid :D
@jenniemae87
Жыл бұрын
@@-The-Void- Not my vid. Just showing you what the aht aht means.
@Hog_rider0917
Жыл бұрын
John had no clue that zombies were a thing, so he was perfectly fine with shooting uncle because he was acting strange
@yaro42
Жыл бұрын
Undead nightmare was like of the fever dreams, that is so dope you want it to happen again
@pxkos
Жыл бұрын
Man why didnt you put the part where John just gives like some steak and bread to Abigail and Jack😂
@aquablue666
Жыл бұрын
“Come out I don’t bite!………bad joke..” 💀 BRUHHHHH
@JackBlpck427
Жыл бұрын
I love how in both games John is faced with some of the weirdest most mind boggling shit imaginable (to a 1900s cowboy) and he’s just like “damn. okay then”
@Deathy75
11 ай бұрын
He's literally the calmest person on earth 😂
@aidencamacho2012
Жыл бұрын
I love that he called his own wife and child "Sick crazy bastards"
@Lucifer_Summons
Жыл бұрын
No "You eat babies"?? Missed opportunity 🤣
@2midgetsinatrenchcoat454
Жыл бұрын
"I don't know what's gotten into you sick crazy bastards!" John, That's your family man! 😢
@Blueninja-py4rg
4 ай бұрын
Plot twist: uncle’s lumbago is contagious and that’s what started the zombie apocalypse
@prestinschmidt3679
Жыл бұрын
Just a nother day at the ranch for John
@damonedrington3453
Жыл бұрын
After watching back clips of this DLC I never realized how well John takes the concept that an apocalypse of the undead rising from their graves and infecting people has arrived. There’s not one moment where he does anything resembling panic. As calm as if he’s running an errand
@The-Purple-Myth
Жыл бұрын
John marston is the ultimate sense of humour
@XIWitheredHeartsIX
Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that John and his family (and the main gang) have the most detail on their characters while the other NPCs seem lower res? Idk about y'all but that has always been really interesting to me.
@thetomfooler6986
Жыл бұрын
I love how chill he is about the zombies
@soilder_75k
Жыл бұрын
Lmao, John with his humor
@Velocity1999
Жыл бұрын
“Jack be nice to your mother” had my dying on the floor😂
@ninjahacker2
2 ай бұрын
Gotta love how John is so chill in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, even when his whole family turned into undead
@Echo0360
Жыл бұрын
this is probably the worst lumbago outbreak in history
@CorpseyBaby
Жыл бұрын
When I was younger this version was so terrifying they would never DIE 😭😂 makes me want to go back on it
@nameynamename3758
Жыл бұрын
were you just sitting there doing body shots
@Pxppers_Dragons
8 ай бұрын
"Jack,Be kind to your mother-"
@joshuamorales6680
Жыл бұрын
I love the opening scene 😂😂😂❤ ABIGAL TEACH THE BOY
@pranitwarrior7089
Жыл бұрын
Arthur: He may be as dumb as rocks John:
@BeatleHarrison
Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t make any sense. Rdr1 John isn’t dumb at all
@Your_Random_Artist
9 ай бұрын
@@BeatleHarrison😐😑😐
@hunterhoward671
Жыл бұрын
At least he keeps the positive attitude
@omarjahmi424
Жыл бұрын
Legendary video boi , keep uploading
@ryzekiv7147
Жыл бұрын
“Kill him, he’s one of them!” “Nuh- _uhh!”_
@lonelyteapot858
5 ай бұрын
"I don't bite..." *it was at this moment he knew-*
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