honorable mentions: I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH brush ur teeth, boom orange juice, thats life. do my friends rlly hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? S T R E E T S M A R T S
" You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair," - john mulaneys father
@caydinze9466
3 жыл бұрын
John mulaneys father is iconic
@larabarbatowolf803
3 жыл бұрын
@@caydinze9466 the black coffee legend
@worldofkeiko6544
3 жыл бұрын
This is literally my senior quote
@J.Blazer
3 жыл бұрын
"- in Nazi Germany!-"
@CommenterOfVideos
3 жыл бұрын
This quote is actually originally from Teddy Roosevelt! Not surprising since John’s dad is such a history buff
@mei.creates
3 жыл бұрын
“so i leave the garage-mY OFFICE is in the gaRAGE”
@sezzyridge
3 жыл бұрын
and I go into the home where she is
@Yazzyu3
3 жыл бұрын
the man who talks in fonts
@nathaliestav2241
3 жыл бұрын
Soon it won't be anymore
@RobCamp-rmc_0
2 жыл бұрын
In the split second between those two sentences, my mind went to a dark place
@imagineaworldlikethat4081
3 жыл бұрын
“I was fucking kidding”. Lmao
@mr_squid1980
3 жыл бұрын
1st reply
@asila_ss
3 жыл бұрын
honorable mention: "I gave you more money than the civil war cost, and you fuCKING SPENT IT ALREADY?!?!"
@MalloryNewcomb
3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was brilliant too... even just the civil war reference
@cherryblossombaby96
3 жыл бұрын
I say this to myself on a regular basis
@8caulfield
3 жыл бұрын
Were is it from
@ZehraDogru0
3 жыл бұрын
@@joanizavalani thank you for your service.
@tee-sam-ee-red
3 жыл бұрын
@@joanizavalani I KNOW THAT LINK YOU CAN NOT FOOL ME HAHAHAAAA
@destinydavis3773
3 жыл бұрын
lmao, the part about rudolf was so deep. "it doesn't erase the abuse", "fame and love are very different things"
@tyrant-den884
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile what pisses me off is how inaccurate the female reindeer or in the Rankin Bas movie. REINDEER ARE NOT SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC, much to Prancer's occasional frustration I am sure.
@WonderVis97
3 жыл бұрын
Rudolph pisses me off too and I felt so good that John said what I couldn’t say
@KateCat420
2 жыл бұрын
This is what pisses me off about How to Train Your Dragon - we just forgive the whole village for bullying him and allowing his father to emotionally abuse him because 'well he's famous now'
@bakerfritz4681
2 жыл бұрын
@@KateCat420 Movie and TV writing is RIFE with absent or abusive fathers and sons just desperate to please them. (Argument 1001 for why we need more women writers.)
@shakira4223
2 жыл бұрын
Ironic since John cheated on his wife nd got a woman pregnant. I was shooketh
@abigailrice7471
3 жыл бұрын
Something about the way John Mulaney talks is just so incredibly satisfying
@asterisk4540
3 жыл бұрын
It’s As If Every Word He Speaks Begins With A Capital Letter
@lamiascrimes7132
3 жыл бұрын
He's very clear and articulate, him and Matpat are the kind of people I could listen talking about marine biology or something, intently, for hours on end without ever dozing off
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of like, an old Phil Hartman character. Like, one day I came to the epiphany "John Mulaney would make a good Lionel Hutz".
@annabelle228
2 жыл бұрын
hE kInDa TaLkS lIkE tHiS
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
2 жыл бұрын
@@annabelle228 no. That’s what mockery voice sounds like.
@chloeorr9880
3 жыл бұрын
The BOY is 5’11 💀
@willtestament6196
3 жыл бұрын
I'M TALLER THAN THE BOY
@piffny6666
3 жыл бұрын
I WAS F*KING KIDING!
@ghostmemeboi
3 жыл бұрын
the *B O Y*
@apertureAI-jw1iz
3 жыл бұрын
You can just tell that Rudolph rant was burning in him for YEARS.
@purplesodapop
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't just erase the abuse."
@allisonfennewald2288
2 жыл бұрын
Idk, I feel like this makes an appearance at Christmas time every year😂
@alexbrown2669
3 жыл бұрын
I want to preface this with the fact that I hope he's doing well, but imagine the emotional whirlwind of getting out a rehab just to have the entire internet start meming about you killing Prince Phillip
@7aristos7
3 жыл бұрын
i do not have social media so this is news to me. this is the funniest thing i cannot believe he would do this
@breazy832
3 жыл бұрын
Prove he didnt 🤨
@gardeningkittycat6025
2 жыл бұрын
@@breazy832 cuz he was in rehab in Pennsylvania and 38
@kenny_p00p
2 жыл бұрын
@@gardeningkittycat6025 or was he ?!?!
@skylerclyne6542
Жыл бұрын
Did he have a show on or around September 8th???
@jackiidk4791
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing him in a tshirt was the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen
@shlomitgardi8982
3 жыл бұрын
It's kinda like when you go on a school trip and your teacher wears a hoodie
@Reidmakes04
3 жыл бұрын
@@shlomitgardi8982 I went on a school trip to Universal and my teacher was in shorts......
@sadielandesman2059
3 жыл бұрын
@@Reidmakes04 *w h a t*
@Audrey-nn2ex
3 жыл бұрын
WHERE I WATCH THE VIDEO AND IT JUST WENT PAST ME
@the-anhpham3364
3 жыл бұрын
@Sage Haupt this... this comments makes me feel this
@DeathsRoses
3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite is "And he pushed me. He pushed me and he said, I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, and I'm nEw In ToWn."
@josephjoestar324
3 жыл бұрын
Us 🤝
@sarvolkskaya
3 жыл бұрын
that bit lives in my head rent free
@rydkerlee9171
3 жыл бұрын
Truly iconic
@cxvz5576
3 жыл бұрын
The way he says it too XD it's like "and he pPPpPhHhushed me"
@IanAnimatesBagels
2 жыл бұрын
"Really? You're going to close with new in town?"
@scarlett8749
3 жыл бұрын
THAT INTERVIEW WITH CARDI B HASNT LEFT MY HEAD SINCE I SAW IT,,, ITS LIKE A FEVER DREAM
@aprilphillips5672
3 жыл бұрын
He carried that interview😂
@vannamaharaj1713
3 жыл бұрын
That friendship is the one of the things you would never expect. I like it honestly ngl
@jery3385
3 жыл бұрын
@@vannamaharaj1713 you can't deny that cardi b is trash.
@jamietheangryoctopus5938
3 жыл бұрын
@@jery3385 Just because her music isn’t… the best… doesn’t mean she’s bad lol I wouldn’t know I don’t pay attention
@breannaadams4058
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamietheangryoctopus5938 didn't hear about her drugging and robbing men before she was famous?
@hannahhoran5130
3 жыл бұрын
He lives rent free in my mind 😭💖🙌
@kameapeterman679
3 жыл бұрын
You and I both
@ROBYNMARKOW
3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to live in his for a day..
@kameapeterman679
3 жыл бұрын
@@ROBYNMARKOW OMG WOULDNT WE ALL!!
@captainbouneface3820
3 жыл бұрын
he really gotta start paying rent for us all
@ROBYNMARKOW
3 жыл бұрын
@@captainbouneface3820 😅
@maggiecurrey1393
3 жыл бұрын
I like the very last scene because I feel like he’s trying to make cardi not feel uncomfortable
@jaydee4697
3 жыл бұрын
Good on him.
@joshybratwurst1398
3 жыл бұрын
She almost seems like she was stoned
@dananabread6632
3 жыл бұрын
What I love about John is he that he seems like the genuine sort of person to go out of his way to make you feel included and comfortable which is vv nice
@jaydee4697
3 жыл бұрын
@@dananabread6632 Exactly.
@drakkonscythe
3 жыл бұрын
What a good boy
@your_mom6939
3 жыл бұрын
my fav is “i gave u more money then the civil war cost and u FUCKING SPENT IT ALREADY” 😭😭😭
@muraddiab6393
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of that bit was how it started so calm then went from 0-100 with so you might say that I ALREADY GAVE THEM A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!
@rett064
3 жыл бұрын
my favorite is STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND, STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND
@your_mom6939
3 жыл бұрын
@@muraddiab6393 LMAOO SAME
@your_mom6939
3 жыл бұрын
@@rett064 MY SECOND FAV
@janewindelynlegaspi6582
3 жыл бұрын
*Prince Philip dies* Me: *W-what did John do?*
@thomasleitstein2181
3 жыл бұрын
What he had too
@willtestament6196
3 жыл бұрын
He couldn't have done it, because he was in New York and 38
@MarieJes23
3 жыл бұрын
@@willtestament6196 and in rehab
@jelly2584
3 жыл бұрын
@@MarieJes23 it’s a joke because he was 12 and in Chicago (or a different age that is a childs and possibly another state) when Diana died.
@MarieJes23
3 жыл бұрын
@@jelly2584 I know 😅
@gisforhungry
3 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced he barely laughs because he’s the funniest person in the world and everything has already occurred to him
@brooke7656
3 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo probably
@lilyantoniam.8806
3 жыл бұрын
im just convinced that he laughs at his thoughts all day
@samdiego1046
3 жыл бұрын
This theory has merit.
@vivienne.n
3 жыл бұрын
@@edeciotheghost1637 what about bo burnham
@ShinobudRUski
3 жыл бұрын
@@edeciotheghost1637 Dave, Mulany, and Burr are some of the best.
@captainbouneface3820
3 жыл бұрын
when i tell you i think about 0:17 every day, i am not exaggerating
@NicholeParker
3 жыл бұрын
For me it’s the “I know you’ll have fries” with the flailing
@krose9489
3 жыл бұрын
every single time my bf & i wanna order something from uber eats we say “let’s be bad” * limp wrists *
@merryberry6576
3 жыл бұрын
@@NicholeParker yessssssssss! Haha
@loganberriez
3 жыл бұрын
Anytime me and my bf order fries we do this bit, especially the I KNOW YOULL HAVE SOME FRIES
@emisformusic3375
3 жыл бұрын
nah its JUST the 0:23 arm flailing
@sgbd461
3 жыл бұрын
I was once on a Delta flight where they made us board and then told us the flight was delayed for several hours, and I am not joking when I say that that one bit played in my head the entire time on loop.
@staceys5447
3 жыл бұрын
Did they try to frame you for murder?
@lordoftheducks332
3 жыл бұрын
My mom was describing a series of unfortunate events she had while flying on Delta and every time she mentioned something bad I said “✨because it’s Del-ta air-lines, and life is a fu-cking night-mare✨”
@vampgurl003
2 жыл бұрын
i had to cancel a flight with delta and the only way to contact them was with their online chat support and i shit you not i sent them that entire bit line by line bc i was waiting to talk to them for about 8 hours
@AlexLopez0506
3 жыл бұрын
"I spent $120,000, HOW DARE you clap." Gets me every time.
@emilyswannell2571
3 жыл бұрын
i swear everything this tall child does just lives in my mind rent free
@RachelMichtom
3 жыл бұрын
his little smile at the end just kills me
@tvaddictedbooklover
3 жыл бұрын
I swear I sing that Delta Airlines bit at least once every day
@DeathnoteBB
3 жыл бұрын
Me when life inconveniences me: Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fuckin nightmare~🎶
@greeryoung1111
3 жыл бұрын
“Now you know how Blanket Jackson feels” holy shit lmaooo
@CordyBrush
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was a made up character for South Park O.o
@jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772
3 жыл бұрын
@@CordyBrush ME TOO
@lexigrace2547
6 ай бұрын
@@CordyBrushSAME
@comfyspecs9058
3 жыл бұрын
The bits with john and cardi made me think.... what if they had a show together? Like.. buddy cop vibes except they're trying to pull off a heist. He's a professor and a single dad, she's working through a breakup and they meet bc cardi is getting a late college education :D no romance, bestie vibes only, they get really drunk and realise they both have been dreaming of getting rich through criminal means. Theft occurs, bonds are made, hijinks ensue
@steviemrsha
3 жыл бұрын
wait......*opens google docs*
@erinyes3943
3 жыл бұрын
@@steviemrsha oho??! (*'▽'*)
@willtestament6196
3 жыл бұрын
You have your rap career, and me... I got all these fuckin markers.
@nataliaalfonso2662
3 жыл бұрын
WRITE IT! Why give people this idea and not write it?
@redwolf0331
3 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I not know I needed something until I heard about it.
@dananabread6632
3 жыл бұрын
His sudden burst into laughter at 3:30 IS EVERYTHING
@izzy9451
3 жыл бұрын
hearing john mulaney say he's 6'0 is like finding out jojo siwa is 5'9
@impossible9690
3 жыл бұрын
W h a t
@XISCify
3 жыл бұрын
Right? He just looks so small
@chickenfdisoruhg4915
3 жыл бұрын
@@XISCify She’s tall but she’s not 5’9.” According to Celebheights (a surprisingly accurate site to find celebrities’ statures), she’s 5’7.” This situation’s more like finding out Bo Burnham’s 6’5.”
@stupidvarietyhour
2 жыл бұрын
@@chickenfdisoruhg4915 HE IS FUCKING *WHAT*
@chickenfdisoruhg4915
2 жыл бұрын
@@stupidvarietyhour He’s just over 6’5.” His head seems to be evenly proportioned with the rest of his body so he looks like he’s average height but no, he’s in the top .5% of men in terms of stature. He even pointed out he was tall during his specials, albeit in a slightly on the nose fashion.
@pegs9951
3 жыл бұрын
"in case you've forgotten" is my fave expression of his, proper use of grammar is everything
@lisa_vxng
3 жыл бұрын
my favs always come back to "now what would leonard bernstein do" and "we dont have time to unpack ALL of that" but i love these too
@EH23831
Жыл бұрын
My fave is “get your goddamn epipen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
@kerryegan3091
3 жыл бұрын
This is super random but John should see the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie all the grandparents have lines and personalities
@merryberry6576
3 жыл бұрын
You’re so right, maybe then he’ll get some peace haha
@mynameisbeech
3 жыл бұрын
I think that would make him angrier at charlie and grandpa joe lmfao
@tyrant-den884
3 жыл бұрын
AND GEORGE STILL GETS JACK SHIT!
@k_jrin28
3 жыл бұрын
The older one was way more iconic but the 2005 one was my childhood lmao i am torn
@ninjabluefyre3815
3 жыл бұрын
Grandma Georgina was the sweetest
@nolanmissigman2727
2 жыл бұрын
Love that he was hit with a therapy session out of nowhere and he could only say “ooo”.
@A_Oda27
3 жыл бұрын
all the my wife jokes are making me sad now
@clareann8912
3 жыл бұрын
It’s sad, yeah, but it’s better for people unhappy in a relationship to separate rather than stay together.
@gerbilfantastic
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@samdiego1046
3 жыл бұрын
@@ustupid3934 Source: “Dude trust me.”
@seasaltsky
3 жыл бұрын
@@ustupid3934 "you can't link sources in the comments" Do you not know how links work?
@Mango_41
3 жыл бұрын
@@ustupid3934 a few things, 1) you can copy paste links in youtube comments 2) i did google it, john asked for the divorce himself after he went into rehab... and his wife said she wished him the best in his addiction recovery. So im not sure what the heck you read, but it was wrong
@jaredcole5818
3 жыл бұрын
how to tell if someone is bisexual: ask what they think about John mulaney
@amgcupcake
3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA NOO I USE HIS QUOTES ALL THE TIME IN MY TIKTOKS - A bi
@joejonasfromcamprock886
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you call me out like that
@a-disaster5285
2 жыл бұрын
Wait someone explain real quick since you can ask all Bi about Tom Ellis(Lucifer) IMO or anyone remotely stunning and we'd still get the same fangirl/fanboying right?
@MoonieStarz
10 ай бұрын
HA I love him!
@wingnightbackwards
3 ай бұрын
Oh
@magdalenaj.1390
3 жыл бұрын
The little bee on his tie, I can't
@taedembanichar8261
3 жыл бұрын
I talk to my therapist the way John talks to an audience, and I just wanna say that if I had to steal my personality, or phone speaking voice in this case, from anyone.. I’m proud that I subconsciously chose him. 😌
@Lejo04
11 ай бұрын
Hearing John Mulaney is 6ft tall feels like a lie. In my heart he is just a little guy.
@esppupsnkits4560
8 ай бұрын
What?!
@petloverspy
8 ай бұрын
@@esppupsnkits4560He’s got little guy energy. I’m small and I always say that anger compresses in people the shorter you get, so you get a bunch of frustrated heavily opinionated small people and then the tall folks have to save us from ourselves.
@yaboireptar1246
2 жыл бұрын
2:48 "you know he's 5'11!" "...what?" "THE BOY" I CANT BREATHE OH MY GODDD I LOVE THIS MAN
@sarahelisabeth247
3 жыл бұрын
That flammable comment always gets me
@argumentativedreamgirl
3 жыл бұрын
“did John Mulaney kill princess Di?” “oh-nOo that was sO long ago”
@robynthebank919
3 жыл бұрын
"Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking N I G H T M A R E~~~"
@catsock
Жыл бұрын
JOHN MULANEY IS MYYYYY HEIGHT???? IVE GONE A DECADE THINKING HE WAS A 5’6 TWINK
@titanuranus3095
6 ай бұрын
Like Timothy Chamberlain?
@tallussy_hallussy
2 ай бұрын
IM 5’6 I CANT IMAGINE HIM BEING MY HEIGHT 😭
@scrypticism
3 жыл бұрын
He killed 3 people and I like this guy He was talking about JD wasn't he
@andreaprochowski4717
3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is a typo since it was OJ, a Heather's reference, or just a genuine mistake and I don't want to know
@titanuranus3095
3 жыл бұрын
@@andreaprochowski4717 I think its a Scrubs reference.
@dreamingofthemoon
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaa trulyy
@webomaryhoptoe
3 жыл бұрын
robert durst
@AlexLopez0506
3 жыл бұрын
@@titanuranus3095 no it's legit a Heathers reference the antagonist is JD. And he's a murderer.
@Maskon2Fite
3 жыл бұрын
looked up john mulaney and sorted by newest, went clicc on the first result, and i dont regret it, this was super well put together, nu sub :D
@elsvids593
3 жыл бұрын
aw thank you so much!!!
@renadaniels3843
3 жыл бұрын
So we not gonna talk about how 4:54 was pretty deep ngl💀
@feelingpurpley9080
3 жыл бұрын
I'm cracking up because my family and I have had full heated conversations about how the bullying of Rudolph got brushed over nearly every December. 😂
@jelly2584
3 жыл бұрын
“Now you know how Blanket Jackson feels” criminally underrated!
@cyathea9563
3 жыл бұрын
"My nana drove me to the prom :)" -John Mulaney
@claireann2415
3 жыл бұрын
the way he lives rent free in my brain always
@aydomac
Жыл бұрын
“I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to read Jane Austin. And I didn’t.”
@joonie613
3 жыл бұрын
1:15 how did they get live footage of me in therapy
@HeKenMars4Ever
Жыл бұрын
John has come so far in his comedy. He used to be so scared to be vulnerable in his specials, and now in his latest one he is so vulnerable and sweet and real.
@justaguy1042
3 жыл бұрын
"and he looks like a turtle" idk why but that got me
@a_person_yay2105
5 ай бұрын
"How DArE you Clap for the woRST FINANCIAL DECISION I EVER MAdE IN MY LIFE"
@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan
3 жыл бұрын
1:01 & 1:11 Me when the villain is my favorite character in a series:
@user-ur2fu8vq2v
3 жыл бұрын
same
@tones8675
3 жыл бұрын
ong
@davidatteburystudent8326
3 жыл бұрын
What special is that
@eow4317
3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t kill her, he was over on the bench
@vasama3
3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori friend 🖤🤍
@Tree
3 жыл бұрын
1:16 Iconic moment. Stephen Colbert is a very good interviewer and John Mulaney as a guest is just perfect entertainment.
@classicscout1371
2 жыл бұрын
0:04 i love his “OH.”
@brabbit736
3 жыл бұрын
Every time he brings up being an English major my family members and friends just look at me because I am an English major
@tones8675
3 жыл бұрын
this tall child has my whole heart
@logantotman1574
3 жыл бұрын
2:10 Timothee Chalamet took John Mulaney's wife and his best friend Pete Davidson haha....sorry John
@sydneyruewho13
Жыл бұрын
Looking back at all of his old comedy and seeing how much he mentions cocaine and crack is actually kinda scary
@tallussy_hallussy
2 ай бұрын
he used to smoke craaackk
@sydneyruewho13
2 ай бұрын
@@tallussy_hallussy hahah yep 😭
@EmiliusReturns
Жыл бұрын
Ever since I saw the Chalamet clip I’ve exclusively referred to him as The Boy.
@lanaauroravukic1859
3 жыл бұрын
*I'm so used to see him in suits all the time, that if you told me that he came out of his mom with a mini suit and a mic I wouldn't even question it*
@redrum41987
3 жыл бұрын
With recent events and this vid, Im kind of worried about him. He seems like he holds in a lot of pain.
@chayden153
3 жыл бұрын
"We're Delta airlines, and Life is a fucking nightmare" is iconic
@joemama6144
3 жыл бұрын
Me: he sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth Me: oh wait
@alanipierre5124
6 ай бұрын
As an English major there is nothing more true but I love it
@acaesic
3 жыл бұрын
i love johns laugh more than life itself
@micaelaalmarez4947
3 жыл бұрын
"Just water for me, and tremendous anxiety"
@valty3727
3 жыл бұрын
ugly laughed at ‘I am slick,’ just the way it slipped out
@feonahudson2616
3 жыл бұрын
Slipped out😭😂
@valerieee1469
2 жыл бұрын
I hurts that this is in my recommendations immediately after the dave chapelle thing... I loved him :/
@grey_sunbeams3440
2 жыл бұрын
I still like him, I can’t really blame him for another man’s mouth when the man wasn’t even invited, but I do think he should apologise for allowing Dave on stage at all.
@valerieee1469
2 жыл бұрын
wasn't he literally the one that invited him? that's what I heard at least
@grey_sunbeams3440
2 жыл бұрын
@@valerieee1469 I’m not certain. It was either him or his team, but I also heard that they invited him to open the show because he was ‘in the area’ and stopped by himself. Someone online claimed he didn’t have any access tickets or whatever you needed prior to the day.
@valerieee1469
2 жыл бұрын
@@grey_sunbeams3440 yeah i see what you're saying 🤷♀️ still think that even if it was his team he should have refused to allow that, maybe he'll come out and say that he did and there was nothing he could do but I doubt it
@grey_sunbeams3440
2 жыл бұрын
@@valerieee1469 Yeah, some part of me hopes that too, but then again, I could see why he wouldn’t even if he supposedly might have wanted to. Dave being ‘famous’, and a comedian a little longer than him I think?, could have possibly intimidated him into allowing it, and into hugging him as a formality (in my opinion) at the end. Still, he should apologise either way because it upset quite a few of his fans. He can’t do any more than that now the damage is done, and if he did apologise, at least there’d be a reason for them to give him a second chance.
@2010mw
11 ай бұрын
“Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is f*ckin nightmare” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@loganeasley4343
Жыл бұрын
I think about John Mulaney doing coke in his college dorm room while listening to Steely Dan probably twice a week
@imagineaworldlikethat4081
3 жыл бұрын
1:06 everyone in AHS
@Hello_Gorgeous
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@aferrerm
7 ай бұрын
I need Mulaney playing Mick Jagger in a biopic
@quimbycub1216
6 ай бұрын
“Ooh…”
@acethememelorde4377
3 жыл бұрын
Honerable mentions: "You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don't wanna walk into the ocean." "Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes. Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards. Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries. Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake. Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake, and then barfs it up. And he would just keep talking, and it would slowly fade out, and say 'Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.' " "What kind of a cokehead relative is my college? You sPENT IT ALREADY!?" "Do you want...a Best Buy rewards card?"
@danicook9607
3 жыл бұрын
I love when Pete and John hang out they’re so funny together
@jesuschristbutafab9923
Жыл бұрын
The fact he's 6 feet tall gave me whiplash, i legit thought he was like 5'4 💀
@epsilon6516
Жыл бұрын
We always thought he was on something, but it's still wierd now knowing definitively that he was on stuff in every single one of these clips
@idino924
3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney english major bit made me realize becoming a literature major would not stop me from disappointing my family (not because he is a disappointment, but because I dont truly want it and wouldn't work with it), but at least I didn't lose my time and money in a major I didn't want. Thank you, John
@remini_
3 жыл бұрын
5:18 i qoute this all the time like "and then i didn't" is such a good qoute and i love it
@GraceWright-vp4xv
6 ай бұрын
My school is doing a production of Willy wonka and when he mentioned grandpa George I cackled because George is one of our comedic side characters
@fernandotrevinocastro1018
11 ай бұрын
1:15 damn that aged incredibly
@jaybestnz
7 ай бұрын
It's amazing to see how many clues about his addiction were there all along. 😮
@jesuschristbutafab9923
2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the way he says "i was FUCKING KIDDING" is absolutely hilarious to me
@yeah_nah...
Жыл бұрын
My intrusive thoughts are voiced by John Mullaney
@SeanGotGjally
3 жыл бұрын
3:31 yknow i haven’t heard him laugh until this come to think of it
@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is like that one thought you've had in the middle of like a nap who just comes back to you at the worst times just to make you laugh, math test "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" driving "YOU F*CKING SPENT IT ALREADY!!" Talking to that one family member "Life is a f*cking nightmere"
@DaphneNey
5 ай бұрын
CAUSE I WSS OVER ON THE BENCH
@samisloan5059
3 жыл бұрын
The fact he’s 6ft tall doesn’t sit right w me... if I met him in person he would be 4 inches taller than me- he gives off short energy I’m sorry
@kirabat
2 жыл бұрын
he's surprisingly tall in person it's overwhelming
@SophieMaria13
2 жыл бұрын
“THE BOY. HE’S 5’11!”
@rinaity
2 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney and Katya from drag race are on the same edge of the spectrum
@jellyfruitz8744
3 жыл бұрын
1:22 "✨oOuh✨"
@ninaakeldama3812
3 жыл бұрын
me, pretending to give an interview and realizing I have more trauma than I thought
@kfactor20
2 жыл бұрын
You know, John Mulaney would be pretty good in a detective role from a comedy movie
@MissKatieMarieRose
3 жыл бұрын
I hope Anna Marie gets with Timothee Chalamet
@deathbychihuahua5137
3 жыл бұрын
I love his reaction to the Princess Diana thing. John we all know you did it, you don’t have to deny it anymore
@Mechadondada
3 жыл бұрын
2:10 divorce explained.
@Mysticmuse95
8 ай бұрын
I genuinely find him so charming more so after rehab, because his story of perseverance, struggle and real ugly life, reminds me, it is possible to start over again, and make jokes about your trauma. It feels very familiar. If anyone out there is also struggling with addiction or trauma remember that this man lost everything and came back and just wrote comedy about it and that to me is fucking phenomenal and it kind of makes me feel like we can make something of ourselves. ❤
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