Those words strike fear into the heart of those hearing about a sequel/remaster/adaptation of their favorite work.
@midori.matcha
23 күн бұрын
“We’ve updated our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy…”
@_JPkun
23 күн бұрын
"King Dragon sends his regards"
@noxxiaa
18 күн бұрын
ARCHIBALD NO
@NightmareFueler
18 күн бұрын
"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma."
@JohnSkao
17 күн бұрын
Who the hell is balls?
@emmanuel5181
15 күн бұрын
@@JohnSkaoligma Jobs
@vreikezen8268
9 күн бұрын
@@emmanuel5181*implodes*
@multiverseman4017
Ай бұрын
Lol I got an ad before this
@jonnyedvardo4954
Ай бұрын
wish I got the 3 cent youtube earned by putting ads on this video
@nikbjork6007
Ай бұрын
@@jonnyedvardo4954no diss on you, but it’s wild to me that KZitem will put a 30 second ad on a 4 second video. And for that reason I will not be watching this vid.
@jonnyedvardo4954
Ай бұрын
@@nikbjork6007 in fairness i too wouldnt watch a video thats shorter than the ad
@Hei_Darkfire
28 күн бұрын
Adblock, my guy. It works wonders (Just make sure you get one that actually works for KZitem, cause I don't think all of them do)
@multiverseman4017
28 күн бұрын
I usually just keep closing the video until the ad disappears.
@markerikson7423
20 күн бұрын
*"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"*
@Reac2
27 күн бұрын
"I'm doing it for the greater good"
@Reynsoon
6 күн бұрын
"THE GREATER GOOD!"
@zenith8417
29 күн бұрын
“Fuck it”
@Bendan
15 күн бұрын
“We ball”
@BobNinjaCat
23 күн бұрын
When someone begins a statement with "I'm not x, but..."
@gymbmymb3465
12 күн бұрын
Eh, it's good to be aware of patterns but you sound just as close minded and bigoted when you cut people off from being anything than what you think they are.
@BobNinjaCat
12 күн бұрын
@@gymbmymb3465 What are you on about? If someone begins a phrase with "I'm not racist, but..." then what should someone infer? That they're not racist, but something they are about to say might be racist and potentially incorrect? That doesn't make it more tolerable. And, it's not ignorant or rude to make that assumption. It's not close-minded to make an inference from historically negative phrasing. It's like how one could gain psychological insight into someone based on a few interactions. You're not being close-minded. You're being critical.
@gymbmymb3465
11 күн бұрын
@@BobNinjaCat "but something they are about to say might be racist and potentially incorrect? That doesn't make it more tolerable." I don't care about what is tolerable, I want someone to speak their mind clearly. If it's racist it's obvious, if it's offensive but they're incapable of saying this because of society's neutered sensibilities then they will never say it due to people like you en masse brow beating them. Being critical requires a reason to be so, if someone makes a quick quip or god forbid a joke and you judge each and every other example with the mind of someone passing judgement then not only is that close-minded but also #&%$ off you're annoying, stop being an obnoxious mother hen. Also why did you immediately go to racism?
@roundninja
4 күн бұрын
@@BobNinjaCat Still, I don't see why you need to make an assumption/inference at all when you could just wait 2 seconds and see if what they said was actually racist or incorrect. I mean, odds are it will be, but you never know. Sometimes I like to say stuff like "I'm not racist, but I think coffee tastes better without sugar." Then people get confused trying to figure out how it's racist.
@Bobo-ox7fj
4 күн бұрын
@@BobNinjaCat waaaaaycis! This guy's a waycis!!
@iliketrains0pwned
24 күн бұрын
"Just one beer, then I'm going home..."
@Reynsoon
6 күн бұрын
"Gonna keep it mellow, responsible night for a polite fellow..."
@smokeybanjoboy
18 күн бұрын
Dutch: I have a plan.. John:
@PabbyPabbles
23 күн бұрын
"joint bank account"
@thecreatorofpc7929
24 күн бұрын
“This world is imperfect”
@_JPkun
23 күн бұрын
"If only I could wipe away the impurities"
@GeneralBlaze1991
17 күн бұрын
@@_JPkun "And make it as beautiful as me"
@dusty0896
10 күн бұрын
@@GeneralBlaze1991"Lysandreroth! I should've known you've been behind this"
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch
7 күн бұрын
Lol funny stuff
@BazukinBelyugovich
3 күн бұрын
"M'yes, it was I, my machinations lay undetected for years"
@trellyv8826
16 күн бұрын
"At least it can't get any worse."
@skell6134
25 күн бұрын
"This is gonna be fine"
@lukarikid9001
21 күн бұрын
"We're the government and we're here to help!"
@georgesalisbury5996
20 күн бұрын
Warner bros: Let's merge with that media company!
@Snooopy28
21 күн бұрын
either "whats the worst that can happen" or "dw ive done this before"
@_GhostMiner
22 күн бұрын
"I'm getting into politics"
@enigmaodell6806
3 күн бұрын
Counter point: Brandon Herrera
@_GhostMiner
3 күн бұрын
@@enigmaodell6806 ?
@CamperCarl
10 күн бұрын
"We're taking this series in a new direction to capture a wider audience"
@MrSpartan993
18 күн бұрын
“We are on the right side of history!”
@FranciumBoron
5 күн бұрын
Ha.
@spitfireblaziken3663
22 күн бұрын
“As per my last email…”
@N0RTHCULT
19 күн бұрын
"We are from the government and we are here to help"
@googleisevil8958
4 ай бұрын
And the Jontron meme factory keeps on churning. Thank you for clipping this!
@jonnyedvardo4954
4 ай бұрын
The memes never stops
@handle_m1
16 күн бұрын
"Hear me out"
@jmann6368
10 күн бұрын
"ha you missed" "oh yeah, you and what army?"
@bendavenport4136
23 күн бұрын
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
@josephdecasper7670
8 күн бұрын
Mom: "[First Name] [Middle Name] [Last Name]."
@fortis3686
17 күн бұрын
“The war will be over by Christmas”
@CooperDooper38
24 күн бұрын
When MovieBob says literally anything
@captainhuntank7963
16 күн бұрын
"At least it cant get any worse than this" "What could possibly go wrong" classic examples
@Proto64Ness
16 күн бұрын
"we need to talk"
@HermitKing731
12 күн бұрын
"Son, your mother and I have been thinking."
@walteracevedo5105
27 күн бұрын
Trying to explain the one thing that didn't age quite so well.
@massgunner4152
26 күн бұрын
Hear me out
@cottontehbunbun7193
16 күн бұрын
“Spending a little of my paycheck won’t hurt”
@gos358
16 күн бұрын
" *insert word here* -philia is acceptable" (likely typed that wrong)
@Jozerian
7 күн бұрын
"Hello, I'm an agent of the Internal Revenue Service"
@lightyearpig12
5 күн бұрын
"I have an idea."
@Darksilver740
17 күн бұрын
"Nah, I'd win"
@lanceollyfre1181
6 күн бұрын
"uh oh. It broke."
@gregwilliams4926
5 күн бұрын
"Microsoft has aquired ________."
@lambovich
4 күн бұрын
"The air is getting colder around you..."
@FruitNDoggie
6 күн бұрын
"Remember when I said that sound your car made wasn't a problem?"
@Disembow1280
5 күн бұрын
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
@maninthesnow4393
2 күн бұрын
“Hold my beer and watch this”
@PlantPirahna
9 күн бұрын
“Come downstairs, we need to talk…”
@Mines00
5 күн бұрын
"Your pot lid is badly damaged." The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild interface
@TimeCircleBlue
3 күн бұрын
“Hey, you got your shoes on? Need your help with something.”
@patoren3gou653
2 күн бұрын
"i know what you're thinking....it's too good!"
@DioTheGreatOne
2 күн бұрын
"From the river to the sea..."
@tetrofita1787
11 күн бұрын
“We are going to change the world…”
@hamburgerdog25
17 күн бұрын
Im going to put this into my algorithm playlist and hit shuffle and see which video comes before it
@matthewchristiansen9978
7 күн бұрын
"Hold my beer"
@tyjuarez
11 күн бұрын
"Speaking in relative terms..."
@BazukinBelyugovich
3 күн бұрын
"Hello, this is [x] from Microsoft, your computer has been hacked"
@fibsh546
5 күн бұрын
"I'm fine"
@chickencurry420
2 күн бұрын
"We have heard and appreciate your feedback"
@WhiteRoseSamurai
4 күн бұрын
"Fuck it, we ball"
@isengarde9490
3 күн бұрын
"Hey guys, you're gonna wanna take a look at this.."
@user-tw3rh9po4t
10 күн бұрын
“Griffith joins the Godhand.”
@KirbyLinkACW
11 күн бұрын
"Hi."
@thatguysinthecornertooelec3700
4 күн бұрын
"Calm down!"
@saamjaza1742
5 күн бұрын
"okay, I promise theres a good explanation for this..."
@colecote1432
14 күн бұрын
“Here in my garage….”
@pocketinfinity6733
9 күн бұрын
"we ball"
@grimmashley8422
7 күн бұрын
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
@eagleeye5189
11 күн бұрын
"Statistically, rich blacks-"
@Battlemage15
4 күн бұрын
"Didn't you get the memo?"
@charlesdunn9222
18 сағат бұрын
“Whoops”
@plaguedocgames7364
3 күн бұрын
“Do it! No balls!”
@mikdan8813
2 күн бұрын
"My fellow Americans"
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers
5 күн бұрын
'We're from the government, and we're here to help'
@fistfullofsalt6311
13 күн бұрын
"You ARE the father."
@guntherbgunnerson8989
23 күн бұрын
Was it the red... or the blue wire..?
@misterturkturkle
23 күн бұрын
rip he died so young
@imapopo2924
5 күн бұрын
"I'm from the government and..."
@christopherwall2121
8 күн бұрын
"If you just look at the FBI's statistics..."
@ModeDriver
17 күн бұрын
Just 1 more spin
@iamthewalrus8391
4 күн бұрын
The original video is "Everybody has a mailbox, and everyone reaches for their mail."
@matthewlloyd3255
2 күн бұрын
I uploaded it straight to live, shouldn't need to put a change like this through the test server.
@906087
11 күн бұрын
Bad sign there's too many sentences that come to mind that he might be referring to
@pieceofschmidtgamer
8 күн бұрын
God, Jontron is a living meme.
@ilikecurry2345
27 күн бұрын
"Hey! We liked your art." You artists can relate, right?
@Sonichero151
13 күн бұрын
"I'm going to try and get into art college and should i fail, I'll try politics instead"
@TravisFletcher-nl6ch
7 күн бұрын
"around five billion people just got killed in nuclear war".
@cptkilgore
Ай бұрын
Christ Hansen: Why don't have a seat?
@Kablam5
15 күн бұрын
"The right side of history."
@UltraPrimus
9 күн бұрын
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America"
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