Bounus story: Joe once talked about a WoW raiding expierience where one of his guildmbers complained about the way lava splashed in the instance and how he would know how liquid is supposed to splash because he worked in a water park.
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah I remember that lmao
@Lol-fx3og
10 ай бұрын
Hearing joe interact with the real world is similar to how i felt while playing disco Elysium for the first time
@tartipouss
10 ай бұрын
I have no idea what that means but I find it funny (I did play Disco Elysium)
@Yousef77077
10 ай бұрын
What does mean (I have no played disco elyusiim)
@emmettbrown3463
9 ай бұрын
i know what this means (i played disco elysium)
@Angie-ji7be
9 ай бұрын
I have no idea what this means either (I just started playing Disco Elysium)
@peaceful7610
Ай бұрын
None of you explained the joke I don't get it (i did not play disco elysium)
@avarisi
10 ай бұрын
NTA his door his rules
@whydoesfloat
10 ай бұрын
REAL AND TRUE
@SlasherFrenzy0
10 ай бұрын
What does NTA mean?
@bakage-it3yz
10 ай бұрын
@@SlasherFrenzy0 acronym for "Not The Asshole"
@SlasherFrenzy0
10 ай бұрын
@@bakage-it3yz thank you
@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
5 ай бұрын
@@SlasherFrenzy0 its reddit brainrot
@Syy
10 ай бұрын
The genius of the editing of this video is how you evenly space out all of the Burger King follow-ups through the whole thing, rather than putting them all together in a bunch. So it gets dropped for a while, and when it comes back it's always a surprise and always even funnier.
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
Thanks, it was actually really hard to get the clips in an order that felt right
@Catterjeeo
9 ай бұрын
Well you did a good job@@retinas2001
@maggot_xd
21 күн бұрын
Chekhov's Burger King
@kanjobazooie3809
10 ай бұрын
The more I hear of Moncton, the more I picture Joe and his family living in a city surrounded by nobody but Oblivion NPC's
@Nikelaos_Khristianos
10 ай бұрын
🤌🤌🤌
@SwagBroPlays
8 ай бұрын
I stayed in Moncton for a couple days back in 2015, the entire town feels like an SCP. It feels weird and uncanny. Sort of a bad vibes liminal space
@Shuffledhearts
8 ай бұрын
I've lived there and it's not far off. Only half of them speak french or part-french
@ripbraincells8534
8 ай бұрын
As a canadian, new brunswick is an endless void of unhappiness.
@mizel101
10 ай бұрын
4:10 "you stand in a little room and you have to open another door to get out. What even is that?" That's the hatch from Starfield. If you don't go through it you won't be able to breath outside.
@austinackermann3731
10 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, it sounds like a man-trap. Effectively, it is a way of ensuring that only 1 (or a small controlled batch of) person(s) enter at a given time. This is to prevent tailgating or other unintended bypasses of physical security.
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
@@austinackermann3731 It's so that it doesn't get cold inside
@cyjan3k823
10 ай бұрын
@@austinackermann3731you never saw something like that? It is relatively common where I live. I dont know why they build it that way but it still is
@Rediblackdragon
10 ай бұрын
It's actually a heat thing. You can't trust the general public not to let out all the heat in the building so you ensure the most they'd reasonably be able to let out is the area of the little cubby.
@lmnt66
10 ай бұрын
Joe having a Dung Defender bit with his children is peak parenting ❤
@GayBrain
10 ай бұрын
CHICORY SPOTTED
@lmnt66
10 ай бұрын
@@GayBrain YES!!! The GOAT ❤️
@SomeOne-vf1rs
10 ай бұрын
Dare I ask what on earth Dung Defender is?
@GayBrain
10 ай бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs It's a very charismatic character in the game Hollow Knight.
@MrFr2eman
10 ай бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs It's a Hollow Knight boss, but I have no idea what's the bit is.
@palmer1738
10 ай бұрын
joe is my online dad, hi online dadddd
@tobikurashiki5800
10 ай бұрын
More like a weird cousin.
@alicewonder259
5 ай бұрын
Yeah :)
@UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt
10 ай бұрын
We need more of Joe's Moncton experiences, this is fantastic
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
If you want more like this, check out avarisi's videos kzitem.info/door/PLENOMsgzlWdqTcaXYifmmBbTneG4Cvym9
@mixednarwhal
10 ай бұрын
@@retinas2001 This is great, thanks.
@lafarfalla2273
10 ай бұрын
I actually don't know if it's a bit or if this man went to burger king of all places and drew the "I'm on a diet" line at that extra drink
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
I cut off a bit at the start where he said he was on a cheat day. I probably should've left that in.
@mizel101
10 ай бұрын
@@retinas2001 There's still a line about "cheat day" in there
@avarisi
10 ай бұрын
@@retinas2001 it's funnier this way
@Plipaya
10 ай бұрын
@@mizel101yep, at 9:22 he says it’s cheat day 😊
@lmnt66
10 ай бұрын
Love your videos and how much effort you put into chronicling Joe lore and his gaming exploits. Thanks for making these!
@rotyler
10 ай бұрын
it says something about these anecdotes that i still vividly remember all of these that i was there for live
@quantumblur_3145
10 ай бұрын
You weren't there for them live, he was
@zephshoir
10 ай бұрын
Joe is honestly such an inspiration, peak role model
@Justacheese
10 ай бұрын
These are so great. I got a strong feeling the burger king story coming back is going to be referenced a decade down the line or something.
@computerkiwi
9 ай бұрын
Okay the Ghost Trick music during the Steam Deck story had me laughing out loud. Good job on that one lmao.
@cabbagepotato2421
10 ай бұрын
Damn, thanks for going through all those streams and compiling this
@victusx
10 ай бұрын
youve been on a roll lately, quality videos retinas hope you keep doing these
@crose2496
5 ай бұрын
Thank you for your fantastic edits of Josephs streams. I've only just discovered him and you today, and already I can see that not only is Joe a charming streamer, but you are also fantastic at picking out stories and moments.
@BenjyF563
10 ай бұрын
The Burger King bit is #1 all time bit imo
@HeartIIess
10 ай бұрын
I have never met anyone as respectfully disrespectful as Joe
@ethanbrown4167
10 ай бұрын
good vid but i hope we get another glitch compilation soon. those ones are your true magnum opus.
@retinas2001
10 ай бұрын
I do wanna do more, but unfortunately the limiting factor on that is Joe breaking games in the first place. The only thing like that left which I haven't chronicled yet is the Bike-chan stuff in Death Stranding. I will do a video on that eventually.
@WindowsDevPro
10 ай бұрын
@@retinas2001that sounds hilarious!
@milkishealthy9662
10 ай бұрын
@@retinas2001 I would've also suggest Outer Wilds if there weren't already 2 different highlights of that playthrough, lol
@SnufflySpy
10 ай бұрын
Storytime with Joseph Anderson is always fun
@unnaturallynatural8885
9 ай бұрын
The goldfish rizz story is so funny
@nachfullbarertrank5230
12 күн бұрын
homestuck
@deepyjay
10 ай бұрын
Thank you for this.
@godminnette2
10 ай бұрын
The fact that Joe knew neither the word antechamber nor vestibule blows my mind. Everyone calling it an airlock cracked me up, though.
@no-man_baugh
7 ай бұрын
Never heard of either those words in my life despite having regularly interacted with those things
@godminnette2
7 ай бұрын
@@no-man_baugh I don't know how old you are, but Joe is nearly 40 and a published author of multiple books. He at least used to read a lot. Those words come up regularly enough in books that I doubt he's never read them. In fact I'm almost certain they've come up in specific books he's said he has read.
@theminecraft4202
10 ай бұрын
you're great, love these vids. Joe should hire
@scoob6505
10 ай бұрын
Thank you Retinas!
@trucywrightforpresident
10 ай бұрын
thank you so much for posting this for JADSEYA!
@etasjo
10 ай бұрын
this will make up for my lack of friends
@Nikelaos_Khristianos
10 ай бұрын
Joe has decided for me: Canada is an actual dystopian nightmare and I never want to visit.
@Reac2
11 күн бұрын
Canada has 4 parts: -Dystopia -French Dystopia -Middle of bumbf*ck nowhere -Literally just wilderness
@turbostrike1632
10 ай бұрын
I hate most of Joe's opinions on games but his stories are great. More of this would be amazing.
@quantumblur_3145
10 ай бұрын
He's so bad and projects it so hard
@fitsilwhatson
10 ай бұрын
Thanks for uploading
@Brigtzen
10 ай бұрын
this man lives a life.
@onlinestonedogii
10 ай бұрын
No matter how hard I try I can’t imagine Moncton. I check images on google, I read about the city, I do my research, but if I try to will the idea of Moncton to my mind nothing comes up.
@cobysmith3096
10 ай бұрын
thank you for all your work retinas
@ProjectRedfoot
10 ай бұрын
That burger king shit is hilarious
@okok-om5oy
10 ай бұрын
another banger
@maple...
10 ай бұрын
you make the best edits
@TheBismrk
10 ай бұрын
I remember having to walk through the drive thru during peak covid.
@shelton9988
10 ай бұрын
THANK YOU, YOU ARE AMAZING!!
@skippy7552
10 ай бұрын
iv'e been waiting for something like this
@dipkip9
8 ай бұрын
the keybind story is so cute
@kaijew8930
2 ай бұрын
"I'm eating I don't have time for this" is iconic
@The8BitPianist
9 ай бұрын
19:11 "I had a laptop downstaris that... I would use" is making me suspicious that that word should start with an f maybe
@diosmio0
10 ай бұрын
babe wake up new retinas video just dropped
@mixednarwhal
10 ай бұрын
After all my years on KZitem I have never had KZitem give me the "something went wrong, tap to retry" message error twice on one video and the video not being actively taken down or block for some reason. 2 errors and then it crashed entirely, I feared I would never get to hear what the healing officer said to her 14:29 as it cut off right at "oh so now you wa-" and got the error.
@helper_bot
10 ай бұрын
adblock maybe? youtube is acting up on my firefox extensions too
@mixednarwhal
10 ай бұрын
@@helper_bot Currently have KZitem premium and was on a mobile device at the time
@mixednarwhal
26 күн бұрын
@@helper_bot I guess I never replied. I didn’t/don’t use any extensions and didn’t/don’t use Adblockers, at the time when I wrote that comment I was on mobile and not a computer. Which is why I extra feared I wouldn’t know how the story ended.
@joegoddard8992
10 ай бұрын
great video ^^
@emmettbrown3463
9 ай бұрын
the chuck story is WILD lmao
@MinoTaurusLoL
10 ай бұрын
Joseph Anderson's librarian
@LifesNeverHumDrum
8 ай бұрын
I love that Lily is a sentient flower
@m.czandogg9576
10 ай бұрын
Great video lol
@s0r480
10 ай бұрын
Someones gotta do a Joseph Anderverse
@theminecraft4202
10 ай бұрын
i mean there's already a wiki...
@Tufhhuyy
10 ай бұрын
It's jerma all over again
@Draffut2003
4 ай бұрын
Eating tacos for breakfast? YTAH
@WirableCrown1
10 ай бұрын
I feel like Jo pretending to be a car in a Burger King relates to Trolly Chan somehow...
@lowpolyzoe
10 ай бұрын
the Sarah/Sam story is the funniest thing I've ever heard, what unfathomably bad luck
@maclura
10 ай бұрын
well i did this at mcdonalds during 2020, when they weren't letting anyone in, i don't have a car i walk everywhere. i didn't think it would work, but they were as amused as i was.
@LeaveDavidAlone
10 ай бұрын
Any Witcher update?
@carcrashjayson
4 ай бұрын
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@Ralster
5 ай бұрын
I’m so happy that Joe loves Chuck
@Real_Mr_Egg
10 ай бұрын
I live like 20 mutinies away from Monkton and at summer camp i literally tubed there lol
@theangelicpyro42
10 ай бұрын
3:21 +2 chatter "dimes4crimes12" banger joke
@Oblinski
Ай бұрын
These stories remind me that Joe is a real living person, but then I hear the stories and I realize he might be a cartoon character.
@SomeOne-vf1rs
10 ай бұрын
If you make another channel you should name it “Corneas”
@NicoleMarie.
21 күн бұрын
For my whole life, I always wondered what was wrong with people. Why did they always make strange comments, follow me, or act like they knew me? *_It’s it because of you and Avarsari sharing Joe’s Moncton stories I wouldn’t have known I live in a highly populated area for NPC’s._* The most said sentence to me my whole life was from adult men who knew my mom. They all say I look familiar, I tell them no, they say “how do you know?” 🤡🤦♀️ and I will stare and make it awkward. In the past people would mention my mom, so now I just bring it up. And this is the result, They all say: “Oh wow, you’ve changed. You used to be such a bitch”. When questioned further, when I was 5 I was a jerk to these now 60 year old men. I am 37 today. I have so many stories, I could make a game with only NPC interactions. “I don’t know you…” “How do you know?” 🤦♀️
@retinas2001
21 күн бұрын
from famous dog to famous mom
@afterpasthours7504
3 ай бұрын
4 kids? No wonder Joseph's cracking at the seams, he's evolving into NL
@helper_bot
10 ай бұрын
the burger king drive thru i imagine just the janitors are done for the day and so they dont want to take anymore table orders and kinda funny to admit it that i did an on feet drive thru order once-- though not for the same reason, the restaurant was buckled up and so was people lining up to order food (it was a rest area, yeah we had a car but thats parked, we're evil i know) and somehow we got what we wanted basically earlier than if we lined up and sat on the table
@emmettbrown3463
9 ай бұрын
19:11 ..is it the hub laptop??
@Klosterhasi
10 ай бұрын
i love you retinas ur so cool
@Wolfog_
8 ай бұрын
im starting to feel like a buger king, burger king
@janefkrbtt
8 ай бұрын
ok so ive been in the shoes of that bk worker in the second story. no joke its because she didnt want to have to remember your order to punch it in. she would have to run to the same register either way. her still messing it up is a skill issue though.
@TetsuDaMS
27 күн бұрын
All I gleamed from this was that Joe has a beard
@markman474
3 ай бұрын
I didn't get the sister anecdote :c
@mellowmelly9258
6 ай бұрын
2:05 minutes in no, i would've set off the fucking mounted turret
@Yama-qg3il
10 ай бұрын
I wonder how only-review Joe watchers would react to how streams are lol
@myyoutubeaccount4167
10 ай бұрын
Vid is cream
@cabbagepotato2421
10 ай бұрын
What's so bad about a character having your mother's/sister's name?..
@TotallyRat_
10 ай бұрын
I think he isn't good with his family. I think he talked to his dad 20+ years ago last time
@austinackermann3731
10 ай бұрын
It could also be that he had a crush on the person he was talking about, so them having the same name as his family makes it awkward.
@jordandwiggins1026
8 ай бұрын
Walking through the drive thru is not that uncommon here
@nomadshiba
10 ай бұрын
why he is feeling bad?
@hc048013
10 ай бұрын
ugh, thanks for this. i was having a hard time figuring out a good moncton story to nominate and this really helps. - the chum bussy. always keep bussy boppin. 🫡
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