Russian subtitles by Tenebris (which I didn't expect because I never put CC on non-png videos 😩)
@veegoevers
Жыл бұрын
thanks anyway
@16N92
Жыл бұрын
That's how mafia works
@ivankalash
Жыл бұрын
Thank Tenebris!
@rock-hv6ns
Жыл бұрын
Спасибо
@speekymann
Жыл бұрын
Спасибо друг
@smsyodas
Жыл бұрын
It would be kinda funny if Jotaro just opened the door and sat there, then resumed time
@uraverageskeleton6480
Жыл бұрын
I thought that’s where it was going
@scrappy2082
Жыл бұрын
flashbacks to Dio messing with the mayor
@DigitalLemon69
Жыл бұрын
so i was not the only one thinking that
@ehethan
Жыл бұрын
that seems like something jotaro would do
@theworstspeedrunner
Жыл бұрын
@@ehethan it's what I would do
@genghiskhan5701
Жыл бұрын
It would have been better if Jotaro pulls the same trick as DIO and just sat on the car
@arandomguywantingtobeayout8226
Жыл бұрын
i was expecting that too xd
@Squishito
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro's just like "Drive on the sidewalk" "I don't care, retard." Then he just pulls two of Giorno's front teeth out.
@Metalffe
Жыл бұрын
In* ?
@baba_c9035
Жыл бұрын
He sat on the car?
@bann35
Жыл бұрын
@@baba_c9035 Yeah bro Dio doesn't give a fuck about the senator and the guards.
@lightyearpig12
Жыл бұрын
Dio's family has a habit of really pissing Jotaro off.
@perhapsclem872
Жыл бұрын
Dio's family pisses Jotaro off just by existing.
@LeafyReuploads
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro is just always pissed off
@Silver-Ball_Z
Жыл бұрын
i guess giorno is truly Dio's son ... 😅😅
@Novumic
3 ай бұрын
Technically the same “family” so it’s extra bizarre
@killerexecutioner3411
Ай бұрын
@@perhapsclem872its jonathans son in facts He has stand He has joestars star He has joestars iq
@Lonelysarchives
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro had to change outfits, the one he brought to Italy was stained with red stuff, probably pizza sauce
@elvirgen392
Жыл бұрын
0:29 Vegeta: Es veloz!
@possibly_ben
Жыл бұрын
@@elvirgen392 well he's technically teleporting, so i'd say that is pretty fast
@elijahrajpaul9189
Жыл бұрын
This is not funny, these 190 people are the type to show up to a comedy show to laugh without understanding the humor of the joke.
@PhartingFeeting
Жыл бұрын
And he changed clothes in a blink of an eye! H-he’s fast
@tatohayanami9156
Жыл бұрын
"Koichi-kun!" "JOTARO-SAN!" Unexpected finding you here
@KingMPHS
Жыл бұрын
This is an alternate universe where Jotaro said this to Koichi: "I was wrong. You're not my stepson. You're nothing to track Giorno down. You didn't even get to destroy Sheer Heart Attack. I'll take care of it myself.".
@theworstspeedrunner
Жыл бұрын
Nah he just said "you really aren't a reliable guy" in time stop
@jerrellnavs3313
Жыл бұрын
"youre kinda reliable but JUUST to make sure"
@e-prostudios4782
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro didn’t destroy Sheer Heart Attack either though, right?
@TBrizzle01
Жыл бұрын
@@e-prostudios4782 He did not. But he did break Kira's face.
@tatohayanami9156
Жыл бұрын
@@TBrizzle01 we all did. Disvolo died from destroying Kira's face with all of our power, so it's canon
@bdhhsgbyddhggg
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Jotaro put Giorno in the passenger seat and Jotaro started driving the car instead
@tomaskaila
Жыл бұрын
power move
@maykonbrasileiro761
Жыл бұрын
Giorno: N A N I
@Robospy1
Жыл бұрын
That would be what DIO would do
@Luigi_Main3752
Жыл бұрын
Or you know, appear in the backseat and pretend nothing happened.
@silburrrrdurrr
Жыл бұрын
he would defo do that
@tinyfacenagito930
Жыл бұрын
"Thanks for the bag, idiot." "Wanna meet your father?"
@cianalabantot6968
Жыл бұрын
0:40 That would actually be terrifying, imagine you just stole from someone and they teleported infront of you, not even trying to intimidate you, he's just standing there ゴゴmenacingly ゴゴ
@Darca1n
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that the car's engine basically was exploded and the car was stopped right then and there, and he has no idea what the fuck just happened. In a situation like that, my pants would not remain clean.
@just_an_internet_explorer8038
Жыл бұрын
@@Darca1n Lmao
@musicisthefoodofthesoul
Жыл бұрын
@@Darca1n 🤨📸
@bobandmrmecaleb5873
Жыл бұрын
That's a Slenderman type deal.
@nathanfalcone4859
Жыл бұрын
0:38 that face
@TheSonicFairy
Жыл бұрын
O_O
@literallyanidiot2880
Жыл бұрын
The epitome of "What in the hell just happened?"
@doodle_cat420
Жыл бұрын
@@literallyanidiot2880 more like fear
@AD_Nelson
Жыл бұрын
Knowing that Jotaro actually said "You pissed me off" instead of "He pissed me off" makes that final moment funnier.
@haharmageddontv6581
Жыл бұрын
Koichi pissed him off How 😱😱😱
@TaijituTaikyokuzu
9 ай бұрын
Should've changed てめえ to かれ or something.
@imannam
Жыл бұрын
0:48 Hearing them back-to-back, Jotaro really does sound different in Parts 4, 5 and 6. Although it's also likely his voice was deeper at the time because he was _pissed off._
@litpotat5601
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro getting angry is like when yugi screams yugioh and turns into a full grown man
@kaos3629
Жыл бұрын
Have you considered the fact Jotaro can... yknow Age?
@RealLotto
Жыл бұрын
@@kaos3629 and somehow his voice got higher when he age lmfao
@yureiotakughost9464
Жыл бұрын
@@litpotat5601 To be fair Yugi has Diavolo syndrome
@Jayesbe
Жыл бұрын
@@RealLotto I wish that were me
@TS_Condorte
Жыл бұрын
I like how Jotaro just beats him down while Giornio is doing the ear trick
@BoundaryYoukai
Жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to make Jotaro just casually go inside the car during stopped time and do the DIO STYLE where Giorno will be stuck inside the car if he tried to NIGERUNDAYO
@caesar888_
3 ай бұрын
jotaro never saw these events+even if he did, he'd never try to pull that off even dio's name mentioned in part 4 triggered his ptsd
@kyoyasakuto
Жыл бұрын
"Koichi you truly are a reliable guy."
@samugames0
Жыл бұрын
"The only thing I've taken from this event is that you are a really reliable guy somehow"
@szuhat2135
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro would've stopped time, taken his luggage and left without giorno noticing
@neelmodi7765
Жыл бұрын
Or he would blackmail him for info
@samugames0
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro would've taken Giorno out of the car while he was driving, let him beated up on the ground and see Giorno run after his car while smiling
@user-ck2zw2qx8y
Жыл бұрын
康一が頼りになるとは言え、DIOの息子の調査に単独で行かせるの危険すぎる
@briansharkuncustom6263
23 күн бұрын
In thus spoke Rohan Kishibe, Koichi was shown going to Italy for a spring trip
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233
11 ай бұрын
Jotaro would pause time, have his stand phase through the door to unlock it, get in the back seat on the right side, close the door and lock it again, then sit quietly as Giorno speeding off takes him to his destination faster.
@purplepapos1460
Жыл бұрын
"He wasn't evil just a little misguided" "Then why did you beat him up?" "He pissed me off"
@KannaTheGamer
Жыл бұрын
yep thats exactly whats said on the video
@Symonch_
Жыл бұрын
"The Dio dna in him triggered something in me"
@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
2 ай бұрын
Like father like son
@Some_Shmuck
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro said, "nice ear trick... *now I'ma do that same thing to your face*
@dzigayu4944
Жыл бұрын
Koichi in the end was like "Understandable have a nice day"
@konoveldorada5990
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro: *You just tried to steal my Brazilian Spaghetti Pronto.* You think you can repay this Sin by being a magician?
@DouglasStewart99
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the joke to be Jotaro going to Italy to body Giorno for stealing his step-son's luggage, but Jotaro just being Jotaro works just as well.
@SJJAD_IQ
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this really happened at the beginning of Golden Wind, it would have probably been the funniest thing 😂
@the_doug_digital
Жыл бұрын
Scared Giorno face is hilarious
@nessesaryschoolthing
Жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, I guess the real reason Jotaro sent Koichi was because the Joestars all have a psychic connection with each other, so Giorno could have noticed him coming and fled before making contact.
@tomaskaila
Жыл бұрын
You know, I never thought about it but that's probably a huge part of why Jotaro picked Koichi. There is also his swiss army stand that can seemingly rival Star Platinum in potential asspulls
@nessesaryschoolthing
Жыл бұрын
@@tomaskaila It does make him a very reliable guy
@mikahella12
Жыл бұрын
Yeah like how DIO felt when joestars are looking for him
@samugames0
Жыл бұрын
@@mikahella12 and how-
@konoveldorada5990
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro: *The Battle of Stalingrad might be over, but not my promise that i made to my dad before war!*
@astar1147
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro then died at the battle of Stalingrad in 1943
@HabitualThinker
Жыл бұрын
@@astar1147 stroheim later then received his stand star platinum and defeated DIO.
@Miro2810
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes Stroheim Bizarre Adventure
@uberd3323
Жыл бұрын
@@HabitualThinker Stroheim’s tummy gun fires Star Platinum’s fists instead of bullets
@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
2 ай бұрын
"DER MENSCH"
@bestpriest2224
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro really says: "I'll do it myself."
@2EntireLegs
Жыл бұрын
pls nerf blind anger, 1st you are immune to Heaven's door, now the ear trick as well? Devs, wtf
@theguy12341
Жыл бұрын
0:55 The way his tone changed really made my day 🤣
@user-mu8rm2tu3t
Жыл бұрын
逃げろ、康一くん・・・
@evergreen8600
Жыл бұрын
The editing on this is soo good! Wish it was longer
@Jack_Woods
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Giorno tries to steal the bag and Jotaro stops time to put him outside the car as it's driving off and get his luggage
@TheSonicFairy
Жыл бұрын
GIORNO'S FACE IN THE THUMBNAIL I'M WHEEZING SM --
@TheSonicFairy
Жыл бұрын
(0:37)
@tinyfacenagito930
Жыл бұрын
ngl i expected him to be like "thanks for the bag, idiot." and then Jotaro time stops into the passenger seat like "I put your father in a pack, wanna meet him?"
@trunksfireheart
Жыл бұрын
Giorno didn't have time to even pull out his stand he should've have the frog come out instead of doing his magic trick
@cest_faux7715
Жыл бұрын
Another day on jotaro's speedrun adventure
@gigachefs
Жыл бұрын
he does indeed do that in this video!
@andymcclurg9916
Жыл бұрын
This editing is supreme, but you probably already knew that. It looks so freaking real I want to see more of it!
@whenthe6363
Жыл бұрын
time to be that kind of guy
@purplepapos1460
Жыл бұрын
Mabey the ear trick would've worked if jotaro had sent josuke
@nikolab.4065
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I get the feeling Josuke would just show him an even better and even dumber trick and they would become fast friends, and then Giorno would be like: "You know what, here's your luggage, I don't really need it"
@jairoezequieldeleondeleon2847
Жыл бұрын
@@nikolab.4065 Another option is this Giorno: your hair sucks.....
@lpfan4491
4 ай бұрын
Josuke:"Your ear trick sucks!" Giorno:"So does your hair." *standfight*
@iWatchVids4myself
Жыл бұрын
when ever you make a video i get filled with joy, also im rewatching jojo part 4 because thats my favourite part and i watched jojo 2 years ago
@iwillbounceyoulikeabasketball
Жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: If Jotaro was the main character of part 5
@hob_channel
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro is too badass to fool him.
@lazzyrblx1358
Жыл бұрын
why are the edited expressions of giorno so funny and cute omg
@limit-trinitybreak2153
Жыл бұрын
Dam alternative part 5 ending kinda dope
@mmmghool
Жыл бұрын
Ya, rip Trish tho
@Squishito
Жыл бұрын
@@mmmghool If we just add some dialogue from Jotaro at the end like "oh yeah and Polnareff called me and said some red stripper dude was bullying him and something about stand arrows so I found this dude and punched his brains out with [ S T A R P L A T I N U M R E Q U I E M ], then me and Polnareff ate spaghetti and it was pretty cool. Also Koichi did I ever mention that you are a really reliable guy-" Boom, good ending achieved.
@BLAZE_2099
Жыл бұрын
0:46 Oh shit, it didn't work😆😆😆😆
@birgiollo9229
Жыл бұрын
As an Italian this makes me feel extremely confused
@TBrizzle01
Жыл бұрын
Alternate reality where Koichi isn't a reliable guy.
@Magic_Ice
Жыл бұрын
The rare dankbidoof Japanese video
@DarkapostlesASMR
Жыл бұрын
Early part 5 Giorno vs Jotaro : Gets destroyed Late part 5 Giorno vs Jotaro: Wins without even trying
@trunksfireheart
Жыл бұрын
This is what should have happen to make the part more interesting
@froggod5770
Жыл бұрын
No, if jotaro came then giorno would feel the presence of him and know to avoid him. This would not happen in the first place
@trunksfireheart
Жыл бұрын
@@froggod5770 oh yeah that's right that makes more sense
@bread.consumer11
8 күн бұрын
that drawing of part 5 jotaro seems KINDA ACCURATE
@rommeltuy6260
Жыл бұрын
I like how he just casually yells "ZA WARUDO" at 0:27
@deadliestvice5356
Жыл бұрын
If Koichi wasn't the most reliable guy Jotaro ever met.
@trunksfireheart
Жыл бұрын
Those cops Giorno gave the drugs to should've been Giorgio and that guard jolyne fought
@Anton-de5vu
Жыл бұрын
Damn looks like frenchie ain’t gonna be the only one in a wheelchair this part
@thestroneer6531
Күн бұрын
I love how giorno just shits himself seeing a 6 foot Japanese man teleport infront of him and explode his engine
@rhodes3983
Жыл бұрын
Like father like son it would seem...
@kaos3629
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro got ptsd so hard his voice changed at the end
@flowerpettle0397
Жыл бұрын
Wdym jotaro always sounds the same
@teleportedbreadfor3days
Жыл бұрын
Plus he needed that skin sample.
@ipadkid1394
Жыл бұрын
Koichi’s face showed how much he questioned jotaro
@sharplily
Жыл бұрын
koich's face at the end was gold
@cloudshifter
Ай бұрын
Jotaro would stop time only to sit in the back of the car as a passenger to intimidate Giorno.
@user-mz9uq6om3f
Жыл бұрын
Oh nah giorno thought jotaro was stupid and get distracted by a cheap trick💀
@adriantepes4355
Жыл бұрын
He literally saw Dio crawl away with a half broken skull, this ain't even surprising to him
@buccaneerguy8197
Жыл бұрын
"He was trying to fold his ear, so I did it for him"
@STOKERMATHALLAN
Жыл бұрын
Koichi my son, let us go together to Italy to uuuh find that Haruno kid or whatever. It's essential that we both go
@flamingskull6664
Жыл бұрын
I feel like he would just stop time, get in the front seat, and just act all smug when time was resumed
@DQDM31
Жыл бұрын
*Soon after being deemed unreliable by Jotaro. Koichi soon died in 1943 in the battle of Stalingrad.*
@MegaTorGT
Жыл бұрын
Not the first one, but still the determined one!
@DemonX24Shadow
2 ай бұрын
imagine he stop time just to get in the car and tell giorno he went wrong way
@jonathansotelo4877
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro uses Star Platinum - The World to end up in the back seat. "The street is wide enough, go."
@Max_Proto
Жыл бұрын
Remind me to NEVER piss off Jotaro
@RagingFireFart2000
Жыл бұрын
This is phenomenal ❤❤
@ahmeterencavdar7388
Жыл бұрын
He pissed me off -Jotaro
@Xinderkan
5 ай бұрын
Fully expected him to just go sit in the back seat
@One_Millisec
Жыл бұрын
I think Jotaro is more likely to stop time, get in the car, and tell Giorno where he wants to go.
@gantugsgantulga4378
Жыл бұрын
Nice editing :o
@agrubohub4009
Жыл бұрын
He really did it, Part 5 is over
@RFRACC
Жыл бұрын
Welp, another blonde guy is dead by jotaro
@kristenmgr
Жыл бұрын
I love this kind of videos
@ElissonDSouza
Жыл бұрын
jotaro is lucky to have faced him before he got the GER.
@iamstuckinikea9987
Жыл бұрын
Pissing Jotaro off truly runs in the family
@0ver_T1me
Жыл бұрын
I Was really Expecting Jotaro to pull the same trick that DIO did
@jamespescicharles
Жыл бұрын
0:37 💪😤people say that jotaro got nerfed after part 3 but this proves that wrong
@zaishijunior9455
Жыл бұрын
He was weaker on part 4, but got stronger on part 6.
@thegreatnewgen7629
Жыл бұрын
@@zaishijunior9455 yeah, stronger you said...
@kue5053
Жыл бұрын
@@thegreatnewgen7629 he's stronger than part 4 for sure, but still behind part 3
@lpfan4491
4 ай бұрын
The actual powerscaling between parts is a bit dubious. The only thing we know for certain is that his timestop went from 5 seconds to half a second between parts 3 and 4, then got back to 2 seconds at end of 4 and kept it that way until the start of 6somehow, then went back to 5 seconds at the end of Part 6.(and then he got yeeted)
@UltraZack69
Жыл бұрын
Koichi in the end:😐
@MerryChristmas-me8lr
Жыл бұрын
Best edit
@becak_komunis6975
Жыл бұрын
Bro imagine if he just got in and sat like DIO and moved Giorno everytime he tried to get out.
@ThatPenguin
Ай бұрын
If i had the power to stop time and someone did that i would just go inside the car and see how shocked they would be
@macbohobo5042
Жыл бұрын
Actually really well made
@Doughfruit479
Жыл бұрын
Jotaro's answer is always "He/You Pissed Me Off"
@JacobVonRoker
Жыл бұрын
jotaro wont even give the kid the chance to say muda at him
@Caeden_Kaizer
Жыл бұрын
0:31 funni star platinum
@diegovire8324
Жыл бұрын
makes a lot of sense
@Benito675
Ай бұрын
It was then that Koichi learned, no matter which part of the Joestar family it is, *don't piss them off*
@Sarged117
Жыл бұрын
Lots of people already said it, I just assumed he was going to get into the car like Dio did to the senator. Could you by any chance do an alternate take on this?
@BorBird
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that jotaro just heads inside the car while giorno drives it
@Hawk_Bro
Жыл бұрын
"So it's the same type of stand as star platinum..."
@Ricky-qs5iu
Жыл бұрын
The timeline where Koichi isn't a reliable guy
@TBrizzle01
Жыл бұрын
At least Giorno ended up better than Senator Phillips.
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