"If I were in an Asylum movie I'd want to be killed off early too." hey don't I know it. I took me almost 2/3 of Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark for me to be killed.
@tonysan4762
Жыл бұрын
Decker , being immortal apparently, has been around doing great videos for a good while. It's criminal he hasn't reached at least a million subs.
@philywilly1262
Жыл бұрын
Its true. When is the Nuns on the Run review decker promised us?
@ryankaiser2702
Жыл бұрын
Heck it’s horrible he hasn’t breached 200k even he definitely deserves it with the effort to review and comment about the shows and videos he gives us
@polpottopg
Жыл бұрын
He's still the best KZitem reviewer I've found, criminally underrated
@john_blues
Жыл бұрын
When you see "...And Eric Roberts" in the opening credits, you know what kind of movie you're getting into.
@Barbayat79
Жыл бұрын
Seriously the "conversations" with Eric Roberts are just the absolute highlight of the video, it always makes me laugh :D
@way231
Жыл бұрын
exactly.
@CynicalHillbilly
Жыл бұрын
Decker Shado + Asylum = Greatness.
@ADR69
Жыл бұрын
Dude, I won't lie, those dino CGI scenes aren't even terrible
@direwolfkaniz9192
Жыл бұрын
Look, I seen worse There is a one dino movie where they even screw up the Trex legs and run animation, plus you turn into zombie if you got bitten by dinosaurs
@jakewalter5206
Жыл бұрын
@@direwolfkaniz9192 is it Triassic World ?
@direwolfkaniz9192
Жыл бұрын
@@jakewalter5206 no, Triassic world at least have decent Dino animation ,that one is worse much worse
@archiemarsay5401
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic dead?
@ZimPetGirPls
Жыл бұрын
"You killed two of them" "People know about the second?" You really got me with this one, LOL.
@thegreatstoneddragon9432
Жыл бұрын
The Asylum and dinosaurs go together like onions and chocolate.
@Demonlord4546
Жыл бұрын
I have to know, does it taste as bad as it sounds?
@thegreatstoneddragon9432
Жыл бұрын
@@Demonlord4546 Bad, if not worse.
@tonyabreck
Жыл бұрын
Your inserts/skits are getting better and better. Wonderful review, as usual. I admit, I have a soft spot for bad movies, so I love seeing you review the types of movies I generally gravitate toward when I need a nice, mindless distractions.
@yshwgth
Жыл бұрын
They really bring the review to a next level
@philywilly1262
Жыл бұрын
@@yshwgth Its true. Decker should review Nuns on the Run.
@ptonpc
Жыл бұрын
That scene with Eric Roberts talking outside 'on the phone' with just his finger in his ear says everything you need to know about the quality of this movie. What gets me is that with just a few minutes of effort, they could have changed this from "Army has secret dino weapons" to "Military is called in because of strange dino infestation". That could explain why the guns don't work, why there's no one there, why the orders are confusing (No one knows at first what exactly is going on etc) It could have been used to fix so many plot holes. Of course that would have required effort.
@Vampirequeenstudio
Жыл бұрын
And now to watch the Asylum commit a heinous crime on Decker's sanity. Best part of my week
@Mark-nh2hs
Жыл бұрын
You cannot out run a serial killer but by magic everyone important in a Dino film can magically out run every flesh eating dinosaur hahaha this gets me every time hahaha
@spookieboogi6161
Жыл бұрын
I learned this valuable lesson in dbd I cannot magically outrun a serial killer but I can delay the inevitable with a couple pallets my wiles and blind stupidity
@jorahtheexplorer3262
Жыл бұрын
I like to think that Eric Roberts in all these films are just versions of his Master from Doctor Who doing whatever mad scheme pops into his head today.
@ptonpc
Жыл бұрын
I would love it if Eric's characters in these films all had the same name. He is just the guy who gets lumbered with all the crazy sh*t and has to figure out what to do with it. "Well General, today you are in charge of mutated dino dildo lizards. Tomorrow you're in command of a bake off between Greys and Mrs Finkle's toddler class. Winner eats the loser"
@Ryodraco
Жыл бұрын
17:25 It's the perfect coverup! Nobody will uncover anything if you just tell the public what actually happened, it's genius!
@ZimPetGirPls
Жыл бұрын
Cover up with truth, brilliant in the best way possible 👏
@ptonpc
Жыл бұрын
@@ZimPetGirPls The thing is, it could work. Tell people the truth and they will immediately ignore your story and go bananas trying to find out what you're 'covering up'. The more evidence you provide to show you're telling the truth, the more they will be convinced you're lying.
@barry-allenthe-flash8396
Жыл бұрын
"It has its moments but... eh, who am I kidding? No it doesn't" 😆 Well, regardless of quality, it's awesome to see -Dinocember- Jurassic January continue!
@JD-bo5gi
Жыл бұрын
At least this movie realises that DINOSAURS are what people come to see… not bugs 😂 and honestly… the dinosaur doesn’t look too bad
@darthcinema4262
Жыл бұрын
And there isn't some annoying clone girl eating up screen time
@grapeshot
Жыл бұрын
Always impressed by Decker's knowledge of firearms.
@craigh5236
Жыл бұрын
Its a required class there in texas
@SSecularScholar
Жыл бұрын
“Dinocember…. Jurassic January..” Nice save.
@yupanquid5538
Жыл бұрын
What better way to start the year than the Internet personality with the best hair reviewing an asylum movie? Happy new year, Decker
@fokushigaru1310
Жыл бұрын
No way this film can be ripped off. Asylum: hold my beer.
@philywilly1262
Жыл бұрын
Its true. When is the Nuns on the Run review decker promised us?
@metalfan9000
Жыл бұрын
Wow. Asylum's cgi has gotten almost decent here. Not quite enough to make the dinosaurs look like they belong in the movie they're in, but almost decent. Edit: Except in the trashcan scene...
@darthcinema4262
Жыл бұрын
Plus the acting is still atrocious
@metalfan9000
Жыл бұрын
At least there's that.
@BrianOmegaWolf
Жыл бұрын
I think that allo moddel is big al from a dino doc
@chrisdufresne9359
Жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, the dinosaur in the opening looked pretty good. Maybe not scientifically accurate, but decent enough CG.
@ginger-ham4800
Жыл бұрын
The "Slug Gun" is just the NERF Soldier 76 gun painted black and with some bits n bobs stuck to it
@GriffinPilgrim
Жыл бұрын
The way the Jurassic Park movies went the Asylum can't do much worse in silly plots...
@greenkoopa
Жыл бұрын
Dominion wasn't bad imo, I went and saw Halloween Ends. I didn't get bored watching it and that's huge
@c97x
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic park 3 was all i needed to stop watching. Now were on the 7th one?
@GriffinPilgrim
Жыл бұрын
@@c97x 3 was bad but even the idea of chatty raptors was more sensible than the idea that the number of dinosaurs that can fit in a large cellar can create a worldwide shift in ecology. In four years.
@jackhummer8344
Жыл бұрын
@@GriffinPilgrim You completely misunderstood the films, since most the dinosaurs we see in Dominion weren't being kept at the Lockwood estate in Fallen Kingdom. They were created afterward because the ability to create dinosaurs became more accessible thanks to the events of Fallen Kingdom. Ian Malcolm literally warned people that genetic power had been unleashed and Henry Wu didn't want to sell the Indoraptor because he knew their buyers would be able to make more themselves. The ending also showed embryos being transported, not just live dinosaurs.
@GriffinPilgrim
Жыл бұрын
@@jackhummer8344 So you're suggesting that, despite literally no-one ever encountering anything other than disaster from breeding dinosaurs, enough people kept doing it and having the dinos break out that it resulted in a major worldwide ecological shift in, again, four years? Still a deeply stupid plot. Particularly since, while dangerous in the short term, a dinosaur breakout would be not really much harder for armed professionals to resolve in, like a month or less. They are ultimately just animals.
@bandit_six5418
Жыл бұрын
Decker, you should be WAY above 300k. I don’t know why the Utube algorithm apparently hates you, but please know that your context is loved and appreciated more than you could ever know
@xxwh1tenutsxx371
Жыл бұрын
At point the asylum should give decker cameo appearance or make a movie about him
@jonwashburn7999
Жыл бұрын
The saddest thing about asylum is their movies look like they actually could be good with more time and money.
@garfusa2
Жыл бұрын
I always wonder if in films like this they get the tank badges etc right on the uniforms. At least the dinos look better. These are some of my favourite reviews on your channel. Keep up the excellent work Decker!
@dr.decker3623
Жыл бұрын
gets a like for the Dino Dance, lol, keep it up fellow Decker.
@dyansis
Жыл бұрын
I'm so nostalgic for your older videos having watched this. An actual bad asylum movie and some classic decker snark. Really hope you make the 300k dude.
@distinguishedcatfish
Жыл бұрын
I wanted to start off by saying I’m a long-time fan and have noticed/appreciated your production-level enhancements over the years, but I wanted to make a suggestion. I’ve seen you’ve switched over to ring lights. Now, they do produce somewhat nice, and even lighting that helps with keying, but those reflections in your glasses are hard to ignore. They are very distracting when you make sudden head movements. I have a low-cost solution you might try. They make diffusion gels that go over lights to soften the source, which can be costly. However, you could try using parchment paper for a similar effect that would cover the lights to create a more traditional solid source with no hole in the middle. That might make the reflections appear more pleasing and will also soften shadows. Unfortunately, parchment paper will likely knock down the intensity, so you’d definitely have to test, but just my opinion. I love the channel, and thank you for your dedication and hard work in producing great content.
@distinguishedcatfish
Жыл бұрын
This will also spill your light around and you could possibly move the lights to where they’re more side lights and don’t reflect in your glasses.
@ExodiaTheD1HATER
Жыл бұрын
Bout to blast some Staind cause its "been a while" since we've seen some asylum
@willlastnameguy8329
Жыл бұрын
Oh no.
@BrandonCroker
Жыл бұрын
Decker is the true dominator of the best hair game.
@AlanGChenery
Жыл бұрын
The ending had me in stitches. Jolly well done.
@MVTVM
Жыл бұрын
Asylum’s quality is better than I thought it’d be in this one.
@franohmsford7548
Жыл бұрын
The acting's getting worse though.
@darthcinema4262
Жыл бұрын
Seems more fun to watch than Jurassic World Dominion, which made me lose braincells
@theLOSTranger234
Жыл бұрын
just started the video, and already favorite part, "open the door, get on the floor, every body walk the dinosaur" dam it Decker! I love you and every review you do! lol XD love
@ignachioelsmith9053
Жыл бұрын
This is definatly your best video of the year so far. Very funny, and very well put together. Nice one, Decker. Hope you had a good Christmas and New Years. 👍
@craigh5236
Жыл бұрын
'Best video of the year so far' Yeah I see what you did there
@theanalyst9592
Жыл бұрын
I thought this was JP Dominion, I should have known the worst would come later.
@endplanets
Жыл бұрын
Truly art. We are watching the cover-up movie where The Asylum has us idiots believe a South American company has dinos that the US failed to contain. Masterful.
@devinrice1632
Жыл бұрын
Welcome back
@chucheeness7817
Жыл бұрын
13:27 This feels like deja vu. As in I think Decker had this EXACT conversation with military Eric Roberts but on a different movie.
@john_blues
Жыл бұрын
Decker, you should watch Mark from 'Weird Movies with Mark". He does an excellent job with inserting himself into the movies. He recently did a couple of behind the scenes videos showing him putting the videos together. I like when you guys do that, it adds a unique and creative element.
@Outrider74
Жыл бұрын
I swear, Decker, if I ever get hired to write an Asylum script, I'll have you hired as an on-set consultant!
@velveteenv76
Жыл бұрын
He didn't shop smart, S smart! thats why his boom stick didn't one shot that dino.
@blakeunderwood8364
Жыл бұрын
Aah decker shado! It's good to see u again! Thank u for gracing my feed with another video! Ur the best!!!
@daylanlee4454
Жыл бұрын
Always love the reviews, keep it up.
@carolmapp8036
Жыл бұрын
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody feed the dinosaur.
@endplanets
Жыл бұрын
The Plasma Rifle is a "Nerf Overwatch Soldier 76 Rival Blaster" available on Ebay. But with a flashlight on top and painted black.
@brettwinterton4805
Жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of yours for a few years now decker and not one of your reviews has failed to make me laugh buddy. I want to thank and applaud you for still being brave enough to show the parts of films that almost every other reviewer will always say "witch I can't show you because KZitem hates " insert bad thing here and I can't afford to not be monitised even though I have God knows how many patreons/ yt members pay them each month I suppose what I'm trying to say is it is awesome that you still do reviews for the love of them and not just as much as can be squeezed out of fans. You are seriously a very hard type of person to find anywhere in today's world so massive thanks decker dont let the KZitem crap and hypocrites get you down buddy Love what you do mate.
@pr0kzee
Жыл бұрын
I love that you review these.. keep up the hard work!
@vancemc2643
Жыл бұрын
Sad thing is,this was probably an improvement over the Jurassic world movie
@maccurtis730
Жыл бұрын
Because the dinosaurs were bulletproof.
@darthcinema4262
Жыл бұрын
At least this had more focus on the dinosaurs instead of annoying human clone girl or Locust
@asher8754
Жыл бұрын
Hope you have a good 2023 your reviews are great
@Chaos_Dragoon
Жыл бұрын
is it just me or does Decker look like weird Al, but instead of parody songs he had a metal band back in the 90s?
@GaijinNomad787
Жыл бұрын
Dude your channel has grown! Love to see it!
@htennek1
Жыл бұрын
I am here because the thumbnail made me say "wow.. Weird Al is looking rough"
@timinou9915
Жыл бұрын
Using phone call in movies to push your stuff is always cracking me up Decker 😹 the effort is appreciated
@Purple_Wellies
Жыл бұрын
Those baby dinos are hilarious - how can they jump so high, their legs are tiny 🤣🤣🤣
@FD-io4pk
Жыл бұрын
Happy new year, Decker ! And thanks for those hilarious and accurate reviews ! I'm pretty sure a lot of those people you named would have like to remain anonymous...
@CowToes
Жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna shock this metal around the opening of a box with this cattle prod."
@firerhino8592
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Decker hasn't watched Cabin in the words yet
@laughingmask3118
Жыл бұрын
His nametag says "Bob" but his name is "Raymond"? Pretty on brand for the Asylum.
@mjparks4889
Жыл бұрын
Would love to see you review Knights of Badassdom. Good B budget that's right up your review style alley.
@bearzercher
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad your videos are getting more consistent views! :)
@nikopawlowic6557
Жыл бұрын
Somehow I think this is better than Jurassic World Dominion... Good Job Asylum!
@Yanrogue
Жыл бұрын
god your plugs (intro and outtro) are really good
@God4sakensoul
Жыл бұрын
lol your skits always crack me up XD
@TheMostAriel
Жыл бұрын
Happy new year sir, thanks for the awesome content!
@jameshurley776
Жыл бұрын
I bet the asylum are going to make their own version of avatar 2
@benbryan6489
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, the sound the baby dinosaurs make at 18:28 is just the sound some otters make.
@donjean6590
Жыл бұрын
The day just got good. Lunch cant come fast enough. Icecream and Decker.
@malygos9301
Жыл бұрын
Whoa a decker video is it that time of year!
@grapeshot
Жыл бұрын
Oh the Asylum it's all about we're going to plagiarize to the point we won't get sued.
@Knight-of-Sarcasm
Жыл бұрын
Sees a Decker video pop! RUNS! Yay! New video!!!!!
@asa-punkatsouthvinland7145
Жыл бұрын
You couldn't hear the ambushing dinosaurs but I guarantee the ambushing dinosaurs can hear you screaming 😂
@sebastianbutlerii6558
Жыл бұрын
2:46-2:51 Dammit decker. I choked laughong at this.
@Keioseth
Жыл бұрын
That opening breakdown had me going, "Ahhh Asylum Carnosaur, this sounds greathorrible. Continue."
@brandonjenkins6381
Жыл бұрын
I think Deckers best reviews are asylum movies strictly on his presentation and how he rips their ass especially when they illegally put ads on his review ignoring Decker's copywrite protection.
@joefisher1209
Жыл бұрын
would love to see a review of Evil Toons I thick Decker would have a field day with it
@johnmcclure40
Жыл бұрын
Some day, I would love to see a dinosaur movie where the dinos attack, people run, and some guy just picks up a rifle and shoots one of them.
@dodojesus4529
Жыл бұрын
Guns v. Dinos is clubbing seals v2
@johnmcclure40
Жыл бұрын
@@dodojesus4529 Yeah, but everyone knows the odd numbered Clubbing Seals movies are the better ones.
@maccurtis730
Жыл бұрын
The fictional weapons in the movie advanced better than the movie's plot.
@Charley_Goji
Жыл бұрын
Decker it has been almost 8 years, when are we getting Tremors the series
@spookieboogi6161
Жыл бұрын
Okay your summary or the effectiveness of the guns and explosives is spot on for most patches of the hunt showdown
@robertfliss2584
Жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight……..she has a Vietnam campaign ribbon,jump wings and a purple hart? I call bull shit man.
@th3lonef0x4
Жыл бұрын
So the 'Big guns' in this film are just repainted Soldier 76 pulse rifles from the Nerf rival Overwatch line it seems. That's probably where most of the budget went.
@tim12icp
Жыл бұрын
love your work men just cant stop whacthing ur videos lol keep up the great work
@emperortrevornorton3119
Жыл бұрын
Asylum is less of a Troma or Full Moon cheap movie and more like birdemic or shlockbuster quality not saying that they can't be entertaining but they usually are more enjoyable because of how bad they are and how noticeable that the cheapness is
@BadassHater1
Жыл бұрын
Hold up Did Asylum took their inspiration from Carnosaur 3 for this one?
@chasehedges6775
Жыл бұрын
As bad as this movie is, the girl who played Maisie, Isabella Sermon did a good job in spite of having nothing to work with in terms of character
@berniedavis6676
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but notice that those plasma rifles are just the NERF Overwatch Soldier 76 rivel blaster just painted black and with a cheap flashlight added to it.
@willlastnameguy8329
Жыл бұрын
Heeeeey good to see ya. Thanks for the review.
@gunthersman5672
Жыл бұрын
Miss u bro, everything’s what you make it. Be positive.
@craigh5236
Жыл бұрын
I have been watching you for years. You are the goat.
@nickdirienzo2849
Жыл бұрын
Oh no! The eggs hatched, how do you stomp a chicken sized dinosaur to death?
@Idlyresearching
Жыл бұрын
Now a comment for the sake of engagement! ENGAGE THE ALGORITHM FULL SPEED AHEAD.
@Narsku8833
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic january omg. XD Never change Decker.
@hyperguyver2
Жыл бұрын
Your transformation into Weird Al Yankovic is almost complete
@sunnydark1664
Жыл бұрын
Yes another Decker video
@ScootsLounge
Жыл бұрын
AFTER SO MANY YEARS I'VE FINALLY FOUND HIM! THE INTERNET PERSONALLY WITH THE BEST HAIR!
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