I don't know why it cracked me up so much, but explaining the convolution on Maisie and ending with "This is a dinosaur movie franchise." killed me.
@harleykennedy1264
Жыл бұрын
Same man funniest part of the vid xD
@Marvelfanatic3658
Жыл бұрын
@@harleykennedy1264 ok
@sealartic9314
Жыл бұрын
😊😊
@sealartic9314
Жыл бұрын
12:30
@sealartic9314
Жыл бұрын
😊
@shinndig1293
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park: Awesome The Lost World: Alright Jurassic Park 3: Meh Jurassic World: Fun Fallen Kingdom: Dog-shit Dominion: WTF?!
@EditsofLasangamaneditor
Ай бұрын
In my personal opinion: Jp1: 11/10 Tlwojp: 10/10 Jp3: Looks cheap and ugly..5/10 JW: 7/10 JWFK: Dogshit. I hated the Indoraptor in the film JWD: Kys.
@Horrormaster13
Жыл бұрын
With Dominion, the filmmakers officially turned the Jurassic Park Franchise into Michael Bay's Transformers and Fast and the Furious. What a tragedy 😢
@samholdsworth420
Жыл бұрын
We can pretend like this one doesn't exist ok lol 😆
@deathraygonzo6339
Жыл бұрын
Like all franchises.
@TheRogueWolf
Жыл бұрын
You got my hopes up for a bit. I wanted to see a _Utahraptor_ jump a submarine in the Arctic while a missile is chasing it.
@Yak1312
Жыл бұрын
@@samholdsworth420 🙄I’m already doing that with Star Wars.
@samholdsworth420
Жыл бұрын
@@Yak1312 Jesus Christ dont go there
@suedenim
Жыл бұрын
It's weird how the original JP movie is actually underrated. People usually talk about the special effects and finally bringing believable dinosaurs to the screen. Which is true, but overlooks what a tremendous job Spielberg does of building suspense, putting out exposition without slowing things down, etc. The half hour or so before we even see a dinosaur is almost as compelling as what comes after.
@FanboyFlicks
Жыл бұрын
It was the best part of doing this video for me. I had watched the original dozens of times as a kid, almost wore out the VHS, but I haven’t watched it in a very long time. Going back now and watching it through an analytical lens gave me so much more appreciation for it
@anikmonette2140
Жыл бұрын
Problem is, like Star Wars, Aliens, etc. you can't recreate the feeling of novelty the original had, which will more than often ends in "seasonal rot"(when a show or franchise stalls and/or falls apart).
@Amp661
Жыл бұрын
When in the history of EVER has anyone said JP 1 is underrated??? It has made the preservation of American cinema status, and you think it's underrated? I do hope you know what that terms means....
@ryanhogge8
Жыл бұрын
It's a great movie, and I think it's appropriately rated by most everyone. People are still talking about it thirty years later
@iforgot87872
Жыл бұрын
It's not, in no way is the original movie underrated, it's one of the most beloved and appreciated movies ever, for tons of reasons.
@eddstarr2185
Жыл бұрын
Hey Mark, when I was in elementary school there was a popular kid who told the same joke every day at recess, to see who would laugh. When no one laughed, he promised to stop telling the joke. Guess what happened - by the third day only one kid laughed at the joke. By the end of the week, that same kid was still laughing. I'm convinced that 21st century movie audiences are like that kid who laughed at the same joke everyday. Get ready for, "Jurassic Universe: Dino Trek".
@Freakinger81
Жыл бұрын
We could mix Jurassic Park and Transformers. I mean, there are Dinobots anyway. The one Kid would love it.
@Landrew0
Жыл бұрын
I was working with Jack Horner on a dig when I first heard about Michael Crichton's book, Jurassic Park. I eventually bought it and couldn't put it down. The first movie even exceeded my expectations.
@vanpunk
Жыл бұрын
How about Jurassic Go, AR Dinos?
@danbasford7456
Жыл бұрын
Or Jurassic Knights. Set several decades in the future where mutant dinosaurs are terrorizing the world. So scientists create genetically modified dinos that fly, have scales, breath weapons, and can communicate (with the help of implants) with their riders who are called Dino Knights. They start fighting the mutant dinos but eventually have to fight against a renegade rider and his/ or her evil dino dragon.
@guida-walker-channel
Жыл бұрын
That is a GREAT analogy!
@LittleGrandpaSimpson
Жыл бұрын
It's so wholesome how Mark uses these videos about how bad some movies are to sneak in talking about how and why other movies are really great. It's a nice mixture of what sells on YT and what he's obviously passionate about.
@InfamousSwoosh
Жыл бұрын
"now even though i thought jurassic world was just a crappy retread of jurassic park i will give it credit for being a movie about dinosaurs"
@InternetPolice007
Жыл бұрын
It was overhyped like hell because of Chris Pratt as well by other prats.
@EnzoNotFerrari21
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic World is great imo, not as good as JP but still way better than the other sequels.
@johnjamele
Жыл бұрын
"There's only so many times you can tell the same story. " Disney acquires Star Wars: " hold my beer..."
@davidhouston6475
Жыл бұрын
I thought they were going to explore more about how dinosaurs must coexist now with mammals. And how that's messing everything up but they barely touch on it, instead they went with locusts🦗🦗🦗🦗
@kongvinter33
Жыл бұрын
of course they didnt focus on what would be a global disaster for all animals and plants, instead they focused on the childish College kid communist idea that everything can coexist.
@Jaxymann
Жыл бұрын
Exactly! The introduction of an entire class of previously extinct animal species into a new environment would be grounds for an ecological catastrophe with the disruption to food chains, habitats and competition between native and invasive species, to say nothing of the horrific consequences of giant carnivorous theropods proliferating into our world. This film should have been themed as an almost dystopian horror movie, but no, it’s a by the numbers ‘action’ film where nothing that happens in the movie matters and the plot is neatly wrapped up with a bow on top - completely ignoring the fact that the world is STILL overwhelmed with dinosaurs at the movie’s end. An utter shambles.
@The_Curious_Cat
Жыл бұрын
I think even if they made the dinosaurs evolve into a new intelligent species that attack humans using armor and shooting lasers it would still be more interesting then what they did...
@zephyr8072
Жыл бұрын
I think they realised that thr premise established by the last movie was idiotic. No. Some dinosaurs escaping from a compound wouldn’t do shit to the ecosystem or humans because we’d just shoot them all. There’s an entire list of species today that only continue to exist because of our active efforts to preserve them. You really think a bunch of clown dinos would survive our dedicated efforts to exterminate them? It’s clear that the writers themselves hated the premise and tried to skirt around it as much as possible. The locust thing was still trash though.
@Unknown-UpTown-Resident
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Curious_Cat exactly, humans would easily wipe them out
@ebomb1133
Жыл бұрын
It baffles me how 30-50 dinosaurs were released from the mansion in Fallen Kingdom, to them being EVERYWHERE and interacting with full on ecosystems within 4 years. It's like the writers didn't even care. They just said f*ck it I want dinosaurs to be part of life now. If the protagonists were smart they would inform the US government and the military would take a long weekend to hunt down all the escaped Dino's.
@kuromyou7969
Жыл бұрын
Yahhhh that didn't make any sense. Like other large animals don't roam the world. There aren't wild elephants in the Americas or Grizzly bears in Africa.
@lcolsen22
Жыл бұрын
I had dreams about being chased by dinosaurs for a full year after I watched Jurassic Park for the first time. I still, to this day, will still have a dinosaur dream every month or so. That's how effective the original movie is.
@anikmonette2140
Жыл бұрын
It didn't happened to me(at least not with this movie!) and still I was shaken after watching it. I thought I was 12 back then but nope! My mom allowed me to watch a PG13 at TEN(forgot it came out in 1993)! Still the best movie experience I had!😊😊😊
@2ndAgbala
Жыл бұрын
I still have t Rex and raptor chasing me nightmares and I'm in my 30s
@samholdsworth420
Жыл бұрын
I never had that but a reoccurring dream about aliens. And also that monster from The Twilight zone w William shatner on the plane
@kongvinter33
Жыл бұрын
no, thats just past life trauma.
@2ndAgbala
Жыл бұрын
@@samholdsworth420 a xenomorph?
@TemperedMedia
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, Mark... this review was an absolute home run. You hit the nail on the head. I just wish it was the final nail in the coffin of stupid, half-baked rehash sequels, spinoffs, etc. And as usual, your skits were top notch. Thanks a bunch for this. It was really gratifying to hear you say the same things I had to say about it.
@FanboyFlicks
Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@TemperedMedia
Жыл бұрын
@@FanboyFlicks The pleasure was all mine!
@PabloHernandez-yo9qd
Жыл бұрын
@@TemperedMedia this is what I think of your comment 🙄 bullshit
@harrisoncastleberry458
Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you brought up the utter stupidity of him holding up his hand to fend off the dinosaurs! When I kept seeing it in the film I was constantly thinking “put your stupid hands down!” and hoped the dinos would bite them off!
@MaMastoast
Жыл бұрын
One thing is him doing it (which is stupid enough by itself)... Now we have every other character also doing it... successfully.. Like.. The hand thing was supposed to be a specific gesture trained into the raptors from when they were small enough to control.. And even then it just barely kept them at bay.. Now its a magic sign that auto stuns any dinosaur. Its like a caveman having trained a wolf to sit command and then another caveman seeing it and trying it on a mammoth
@afib4968
Жыл бұрын
They refused to follow their own rules
@Blisterdude123
Жыл бұрын
I feel so vindicated at last. Jurassic World, as in the first one, is honestly one of the only movies I'd ever actually say I 'hated'. Like legitimately intensely disliked. It was stupid, moronic, idiotic, and utterly insulting to the intelligence of the audience. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, hands down, compared to anything at all. It was the closest I ever came to walking out of the cinema halfway through a film. But they made three of these things, and people kept seeing them, and I started to wonder if I was just crazy. For some reason, everyone else just seemed to act like these films were okay. Like after the first there was no way in hell I was going to waste my money and time on seeing the second, or the third. No chance. But now here we are, and I sit here like 'finally, everybody else caught up'. Because my god, every one of these films has been absolutely abysmal, some of the worst material ever put to film. And other people are saying it.
@CreativeCreaturefx
Жыл бұрын
It's so stupid when they do that hand gesture that I cringed every time it happened. 😒
@christiancinnabars1402
Жыл бұрын
@@Blisterdude123 People were already mixed with the first JW and fully enraged with Fallen Kingdom. I don’t know what you’re on about with people calling the films “okay” outside of _maaybe_ the first one in some online circles.
@nomas5082
Жыл бұрын
Impregnating yourself, with a clone of yourself is peak narcissism.
@joshuah9109
Жыл бұрын
lol...right!?
@23_lolface
3 ай бұрын
@@joshuah9109 @joshuah9109 1 year ago lol...right!?
@23_lolface
3 ай бұрын
@joshuah9109 1 year ago lol...right!?
@23_lolface
3 ай бұрын
@@joshuah9109 @joshuah9109 1 year ago lol...right!?
@23_lolface
3 ай бұрын
@@joshuah9109 @joshuah9109 1 year ago lol...right!?
@EarthenDam
Жыл бұрын
I love how Mark when going over the movie has to keep reminding us it's a dinosaur movie because the movie went so far off the rails.
@gkroll8467
Жыл бұрын
That dumb ass scene when they’re climbing the fence boring where the fuck are the dinosaurs but when the kid got electrocuted that was funny shit
@ivyg6178
Жыл бұрын
So true
@daxmiller35
7 ай бұрын
Agreed. This movie sucked
@HEDGE1011
Жыл бұрын
6:05 “This is a dinosaur movie franchise….” That one deadpan line, delivered perfectly, not only made me laugh out loud, but also summed up all the problems in this giant muddle in a single sentence. Brilliant stuff, Mark!
@markiangooley
Жыл бұрын
The stability of Ellie’s outfit makes me think of cartoon characters that almost always wear the same clothes…
@SwiftNimblefoot
Жыл бұрын
Basically like Daphne or Velma, yes.
@The_Curious_Cat
Жыл бұрын
And the way they made her take her sunglasses off as a call back to the first movie shows they have zero original ideas.
@suzybearheart530
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, love this.
@sidpablo
Жыл бұрын
He could b an A.I.
@jashloseher578
Жыл бұрын
To be fair to cartoon characters, I've worn sunset orange jackets and pale grey pants for multiple decades straight. Maybe I am a cartoon too.
@roccondil5
Жыл бұрын
The single biggest problem with this movie about dinosaurs, is that if you take out every single dinosaur scene, you'll have the EXACT SAME movie with the same outcome. It's two hours of "hey, look at these awesome dinosaurs, arent they cool, anyway, back to the movie!"
@briangonigal3974
Жыл бұрын
So, the dinosaurs are just secondary supporting characters now. The next film will be a jewel heist where they use triceratops to bash their way into the vault, after that it will be a Western where everybody just rides around on dinosaurs instead of horses (and I will definitely watch that one because it sounds awesome!)
@georgeoldsterd8994
Жыл бұрын
It's more likely that once they break into the vault, the triceratops (or literally any other dinosaur) will not be seen ever again.
@harleykennedy1264
Жыл бұрын
Nah next one will be some mad scientist trying to make dinosaur-human hybrid type super soldiers
@TheBfutgreg
Жыл бұрын
@@harleykennedy1264 Apparently that was one of the original ideas for Jurassic World/Jurassic Park 4 (wasn't named yet iirc)....somehow Jurassic World was better than what could have been with that knowledge Unless it was hilarious schlock heaven, hard to say, really heavily depends on who's controlling the production
@piplup2009
Жыл бұрын
@@harleykennedy1264 I always thought that could work if it was a horror spin off set on an island where a swat team is sent to nuke the island
@VelociraptorWithInternet
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic Universe: Return of the Indominus DragonRex
@akaimizu1
Жыл бұрын
The whole Magic Hand thing since Jurassic World always bothered me. It has some merit if it were only Blue. As someone, who also works in Animal Husbandry concerning our modern day Dino descendants, there can be a connection between a trainer and the specific animals they work with. However, making his approach work with every dinosaur like that.... I was literally expecting someone dressed in robes to suddenly walk in and say, "Your handling with the Force is strong. However, You need training. Come with me.... to Ossus." or something.
@oneopinion6806
Жыл бұрын
Your talk about Muldoon brings me back to that moment in the theater when he got eaten. I was 13 and had already read the book as a deep lover of all things dinosaur. I thought the violence might be pushing it for myself, but felt having read the book I knew what was coming and so would be fine. This set me up to learn a very important lesson on screen adaptation--there is no rule that says the movie must mirror the source material. SPOILER for a 30 year old book: he survives in the novel. Muldoon getting eaten in the movie scared the crap out of me! And that God-meddling old man Hammond survived! I loved the movie experience but was pissed about both of those changes.
@davidgantenbein9362
Жыл бұрын
On one hand I get why Spielberg changed so much, more surprises for people that read the book. But yeah, Hammond getting away and even being depicted in a way nicer form was daring. Book Hammond was a pos that just had the charms to hide it.
@Nimroc
Жыл бұрын
@@davidgantenbein9362 Even the movie version in a way doesn't seem as nice to me as Spielberg probably intended him to. Largely because the changes mostly seem surface level with him acting kindly, while still still keeping a lot of the mismanagement of the park that was a direct result of Hammond being a greedy pos in the book, without really giving enough alternate explanation of it all.
@SwiftNimblefoot
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Hammond should have been destroyed by his creations.
@MaMastoast
Жыл бұрын
@@Nimroc I think movie Hammond is mostly just incompetent and ignorant.. Hes a rich guy who is so overly fascinated with bringing his dreams to life that he cant be bothered with all the practicalities.
@seanpoulton2446
Жыл бұрын
@@MaMastoast I see him as an idealist who can’t let go of his dreams. The flea circus scene said so much about his character. He wants to believe that it can work because reality is often harsh.
@marienbad2
Жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum's career has gone full circle, from dumb movies to good movies to dumb movies. Well Done!
@12345.......
Жыл бұрын
There is only one Jurassic Park movie
@shawklan27
Жыл бұрын
The rest are glorified fan fictions
@raam726
Жыл бұрын
I love all 3
@toupac3195
Жыл бұрын
Yup, the movie is 'Caveman'. 😁
@Cody-to9kn
Жыл бұрын
the lost world isn't bad just saying
@zephyr8072
Жыл бұрын
The Lost World is absolutely terrible. It also gets the -20 Vince Vaughn penalty given to any movie that makes us endure Vince Vaughn's ugly face and terrible acting.
@smashingpancakes9058
Жыл бұрын
for Jurassic Park initially they didn't want to use CG for the movie because up until that point it was very apparent how unrealistic it looked and Spielberg didn't want that. Instead they were going to use stop motion but it was clear that stop motion was not capturing the realism either and were looking for other solutions but even then they were still against VFX. A team of two or three guys who believed in it spent days/weeks working after hours to develop the software and studying motion to get it right. But they couldn't convince their seniors to give them a meeting to show their progress. I think they were given a firm warning along the lines of "I don't want you to bring this up again or else". When the producers and directors were taking a tour of the studio the VFX team conveniently left an animated dinosaur model looping on their computer monitor. The filmmakers were floored and the rest is history. The visuals in the original Jurassic Park still hold up incredibly well. Its techniques are still taught in animation and VFX classes.
@spooks5780
Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this because my brother wanted to and man it was painful. I’ve never struggled that hard to sit through a movie before, I think I even fell asleep at one point. I don’t remember anything because nothing happened, the dinosaurs weren’t even the focus anymore, they were just side pieces
@kongvinter33
Жыл бұрын
your brother is the reason why shit like this get made
@JenniferJones-hw9wu
Жыл бұрын
I left the movie theater.
@nicks1451
Жыл бұрын
“Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs in your dinosaur franchise right? Hello? Yes?” -Jurassic World Dominion audience
@robertjacques4117
Жыл бұрын
Colin Trevorrow to you "I really hate that man" 🤣😂
@wildman2012
Жыл бұрын
A HUGE difference between the first Jurassic Park and all the rest is that the original film was written by Michael Crichton, based on his novel, and directed by the master, Steven Spielberg. Need I say more?
@hexencorner666
Жыл бұрын
You're correct... except that The Lost World was based on Crichton work and directed by Spielberg too... is the best of all the sequels for a reason, right?
@anotherthing
Жыл бұрын
@@hexencorner666 The Lost World is nothing like the book. The book was great. The movie was complete shit if you read the book first and expected something as smart as the book. It wasn't even Crichton's best work, but the story was so much better and largely ignored by the writers of the movie.
@The_Curious_Cat
Жыл бұрын
And has special effects by ILM, Phil Tippett, Dennis Muren and Stan Winston. I mean, it's an all star crew and it shows.
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
Жыл бұрын
@@hexencorner666 Not really its because they got 8 year olds to write domination!
@joriankell1983
Жыл бұрын
Michael Chrichton Is a national treasure
@sblinder1978
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic World 7: "Somehow, Dodgson has returned." "Who?" "Dodgeson" "I don't. I don't know who that is."
@James28R
2 ай бұрын
read the book.
@guida-walker-channel
Жыл бұрын
Once again, Mark shines when breaking down the reasons why the first movie is so iconic and an instant classic - and putting it side by side with this pile of garbage is enough to make you cringe and feel for the state of pretty much every new movie in any franchise these days. I also love how he uses a simple, knowledgeable yet always accessible language that anyone can understand without sounding snotty or condescending. After more than a decade, this channel really IS better than ever. Thank you, Mark!
@Crave88evarC
Жыл бұрын
100%
@daxmiller35
7 ай бұрын
Indeed-I’m glad he included more praise for the original, because nothing has ever come close to it
@AntiNihilist
Жыл бұрын
I want to see more modern reviews like this. Especially since there's so many movies today that are worse than even 50 year old movies with 1/1000th the budget
@blairbrendasmith7798
Жыл бұрын
I was a kid when Jurassic Park came out, the plot of Jurassic Park was simple enough for kids to get in a certain degree. When I got into my teens I figured out more of the plot cause I understood why Wayne knight’s character did what he did. So in that aspect it was good for kids and adults. Who says children stories can be scary or have tragedy. Look at Bambi or fox and the hound both amazing kids movies that tell a real story and is totally fine for kids
@InternetPolice007
Жыл бұрын
I tried watching Bambi but damn, knowing his mother would die(got spoiler from most movies) got me. All the characters are so cute and lovely that you end up hating humanity for hunting. The charm to those cartoons created back then is unparalleled.
@millawitt1882
Жыл бұрын
OMG -has it really been 30 years since the first Jurassic Park😮 I’ll never forget seeing that movie in the movie theater -AMAZING and I’ll never forget seeing all of those magical scenes with the dinosaurs and the story Steven Spielberg made..AMAZING! Miss those times when a movie was so much bigger and better and going to the cinemas was such an amazing experience👍😀
@Lefiath
Жыл бұрын
I always ask this question: "Who in the hell is watching and enjoying this crap?" I though the first Jurassic World was terrible and made JP3 look amazing in comparison, but I was shocked the movie generally had such good ratings. I simply don't understand - on one hand, I want to blame Hollywood for pumping out lazy, terribly written rehashes of former successes, but at the same time, should I really blame them, when there are so many people that will apparently watch anything, as long as the movie is decently shot? Screw the story, screw the dialogues and characters, as long as it looks presentable and there is action, no matter how dumb, it can make hundreds of millions.
@leileyaravencroft
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap! That story is AWFUL! I heard that the Jurassic World franchise took a nose dive but I completely forgot just how hard it crashed and burned. I think I’m going to have to blame the audiences for Hollywood constantly saying: “‘memba this?” for most movies these past few years. I am so glad I opted out of watching these movies.
@custardgannet4836
Жыл бұрын
Mother's giving birth to clones of themselves? This sounds like something Hideo Kojima would write.
@johnpendarvis7885
Жыл бұрын
Isn't cloning supposed to be in a laboratory, not in vitro birthed? Seems like a contradiction in terms.
@custardgannet4836
Жыл бұрын
@@johnpendarvis7885 you'd have to ask Kojima about that one, Nano machines perhaps?
@shagohad3
Жыл бұрын
It's a process a handful of reptiles can do, called parthenogenesis, ranging from lizards to snakes. In fact, there's an entire species of lizard that's completely female, and they reproduce via this method.
@johnpendarvis7885
Жыл бұрын
@@shagohad3 Nowhere in that purely biological process is "cloning" included.
@shagohad3
Жыл бұрын
@@johnpendarvis7885 Technically, it is, as all offspring created via parthenogenesis are genetically identical to their mother.
@matispapimatispapi733
Жыл бұрын
So, most current blockbuster movies manage to be too smart and too stupid at the same time.
@Freakinger81
Жыл бұрын
I read the "Jurassic Park" Book like 2 Months ago for the first time and I was really suprised how different it was from the Movie. Even the Age of the Kids was switched for some reason. I remember some Adults back then saying how brutal and gory Jurassic Park is when the Movie came out and that Kids should not watch it and was confused because I didnt thought it was that bad... now I realize that those People most likely read the Book and thought the Movie would be the same because the Book is really brutal in the Deaths and the descriptions.
@rubeng370
Жыл бұрын
I haven't read the book yet but seen a video of Nedry death in the book is much brutal and the dino was way bigger and he died horribly. Jurassic Park could be remade into an R rated horror movie easily
@zephyr8072
Жыл бұрын
Also Dr. Wu dies in the book too. Pretty horrifically, disembowelled by a raptor much like Dr. Grant describes in the movie. Which also means the book exists in a superior timeline where Jurassic World can’t happen.
@Nimroc
Жыл бұрын
And then you have Muldoon driving around with a rocket launcher, I would want a remake just to see that.
@danielmalinen6337
Жыл бұрын
@@zephyr8072 Ian Malcom also died when the T.rex ate him, but in the sequel novel, the Lost World, Malcom is surprisingly alive again and in the main role of the book. And Crichton never explained this retcon.
@samholdsworth420
Жыл бұрын
The book was way better...
@rise-my-angel
Жыл бұрын
The build up to the t rex is still bone chilling to this day, a genuine on the edge of your seat sequence only to then attack you with total horror, i could watch it on loop and that effect never gets old
@Thatonegirl989
Жыл бұрын
I was hoping you’d cover this one, it was so unbelievably bad.
@samholdsworth420
Жыл бұрын
I guess I will avoid this one then 😂
@MaxNeugebauer.
Жыл бұрын
Nope! Dominion is awesome. I have a lot of defenses for this movie.
@noahmcintosh7540
Жыл бұрын
It was a real tough watch
@Meeko82
Жыл бұрын
@Max Neugebauer haha good one
@MaxNeugebauer.
Жыл бұрын
@@Meeko82 I ain’t joking dude. Dominion is one of the best movies from last year. I even have a comment of my own. Mark here said a lot of silly shit during this review.
@BlueGuyTube
Жыл бұрын
It's weird that it took so long to have dinos roaming the world as a main plot point when both the books and orignal trilogy somewhat tackled this issue, It could have happened as early as JP III. And then it wasn't even the main plot point, it was like an inconvenience in a movie about giant loucsts. I went into this movie with the lowest expectations possible, only wanting dumb monster movie action since i already hated Fallen Kingdom, and i was still disappointed by it.
@stevek4070
Жыл бұрын
5 movies about being isolated in a contained area with dinosaurs. Then comes Dominion. A movie about dinosaurs around the world! That were then quickly gathered up and put into an isolated area so we could go there and forget the rest of the world. Also football size locusts that eat everything but Biosyn food is the worst evil plan ever to hope to not be noticed.
@JT-zy2ft
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park was made to make a thrilling and thoughtful story. Jurassic Park Domination was made to make boat loads of money. Story isn’t important when people will see it no matter what they put out.
@triggeredcat120
Жыл бұрын
Two words: nostalgia bait
@DiGiTyDarKMaN
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park is still brilliant and beautiful. 2 has a bit of nostalgia for me. Everything else is crap.
@thekornreeper
Жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@dubuyajay9964
Жыл бұрын
03:50. I hate that stupid part of the film...so much. I wish the director just had a spine, stood up to the actress, and say "No, you are changing into boots. Running around in the woods and fleeing animals in high heels is stupid."
@wolfwing5602
Жыл бұрын
I knew you wouldn't have trouble dumping on Dominion, but the quality discussion of Jurassic Park is why I'm subscribed. And you still keep it funny!
@ErwinSchrodinger64
Жыл бұрын
So, as usual, Mark surprises. When he pulls up the dead hand... it gets dark and funny. Maybe even morbid. But I laughed. Thank you Mark. Your videos are seriously missed.
@toddpeterson5904
Жыл бұрын
I have to give you a *hand*. Thank you for taking one for the team Mark! I waited until you did this video to decide if I would see the movie. Glad I didn't. Your review is infinitely more entertaining!
@toweypat
Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up! Or, thumb up, I suppose.
@Correc7edAura
Жыл бұрын
There truly is only one Jurassic Park movie, and that is..... Encino Man
@MasterMayhem78
Жыл бұрын
I rented this movie a while back and I remember absolutely nothing. I could rewatch it and be totally in the dark. Maybe my mind just blanked out.
@davidgantenbein9362
Жыл бұрын
You are truly blessed. Every scene I still remember annoys me like hell. The movie isn’t so bad it’s entertaining, it’s just so bad it annoys me.
@MaximusWolfe
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic park 1: playing god bad. Jurassic World Series: playing god natural and good - go by with it. As the world turns.
@Mr_Porter
Жыл бұрын
When it comes to franchises like this I think that audiences nowadays only want to be entertained and given a healthy dose of callbacks to satisfy their nostalgia. I've seen all of the Jurassic World films in theaters and every time that I went the theater was filled with families. Parents with their children who probably just want to see some dinosaurs and eat some popcorn. I think that all of the problems that you pointed out mean very little to the modern-day moviegoer. Plot armor is expected and the bad guy dying is predictable. I mean, there are channels whose sole content is explaining movie endings for those who didn't get it. I think that spoon-feeding the audience keeps them from seeing all of the inconsistencies with almost any modern-day film and people don't like to think that much these days. They don't seem to want anything out of the box, just something familiar with a different twist that is easy to digest for their brain.
@Ferdinand208
Жыл бұрын
Bigger budget means bigger audience. If your movie needs to earn 1 billion to be profitable you have to please the biggest audience. They need to make cheaper movies like the original Jurassic Park to make good movies again. I still hope Netflix will become a platform where everybody can make a 1 million dollar movie and make a profit if it is received well.
@Mr_Porter
Жыл бұрын
@@Ferdinand208 Fair point. The studios aren't going to change their films to please people who don't like it, especially if it makes a billion dollars. They don't see it as broken so nobody should expect them to fix it.
@SwiftNimblefoot
Жыл бұрын
The stupid hand-holding thing, did the writers forget that worked for Blue and the raptors because he trained them since hatching??? And I laughed so much how Maisie releasing a few (there were like, maybe 20?) dinosaurs into the wild means they are widespread in the whole world now. In reality the army would have hunted them down in days. They are giant reptiles, not really hard to find, and they don't breed like rabbits, so this concept is just stupid.
@Justin-ou5yo
Жыл бұрын
I saw this in theaters and when the “Branding Moment” happened I heard a child behind me go “…oh my god….” so exasperated that I couldn’t help but bust out laughing!
@zaphenath6756
Жыл бұрын
what was the branding moment?
@Justin-ou5yo
Жыл бұрын
@@zaphenath6756 T-Rex head in the circle that makes the logo
@classicstorm
Жыл бұрын
And people think I'm crazy because I don't like watching reboots and sequels...give me three movies, and I'm done with the franchise...
@Dina_tankar_mina_ord
Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say that I absolutely love your videos ! Your in-depth analyses and comedic style are always fascinating and funny- I appreciate the effort you put into them. I actually click the like button before I even start watching because I know I'm in for a treat. I was thinking, since you clearly have such a sophisticated knowledge of movies, have you ever considered taking one of your favorite films and doing an even deeper dive into the aspects and details that make it great? I for one would love to see that, and I'm sure many others would too. The longer the better, at least for me! Thank you so much for all the entertainment you provide through your uploads.
@FanboyFlicks
Жыл бұрын
I have thought about making videos on my fave movies but I just haven’t found the time yet, hopefully once I get production to a point where I have some free time I’ll start to work on that 😊
@Dina_tankar_mina_ord
Жыл бұрын
@@FanboyFlicks Sooner or later, the algorithm will recognize that you're a talented content creator. I usually share your uploads to help spread the word about your work. Keep it up and I'm sure you'll get there! :) Good Speed!
@AubreyTheKing
Жыл бұрын
The first movie scared me as a kid and I still love it till this very day! And the first movie still remains as my favorite in the franchise!
@joechappell5829
Жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how much my heart sank when you said how long ago the Original Jurassic Park came out.. 😢😅
@ravenlord4
Жыл бұрын
They could rejuvenate the franchise with a live action "Flintstones" movie, explaining that it is actually a post apocalyptic sequel to the JP series.
@zaphenath6756
Жыл бұрын
that would be great, a gritty flintstones remake
@MaMastoast
Жыл бұрын
At this point im all for it.. Make another world movie that transitions into a post apocalyptic flintstones movie
@Gaming2DMX
Жыл бұрын
I’m really upset about how neglected the mosasaur was for the past two films. It only had two scenes in fallen kingdom and one in dominion.
@LightofJoshua
11 ай бұрын
They could have made the mosasaur scenes so epic but nope the best scenes were just tiny tid bits
@cappadocius9379
Жыл бұрын
The dinosaur movie about insects.
@dereklopez9060
Жыл бұрын
A Jurassic Park movie where the entire plot about Locust while the Dinosaurs were treated as an afterthought is what made me legitimately upset.
@NatureFactsDesk
Жыл бұрын
The magic hand skit is quite possibly my favorite Mark insert so far. He was too funny during it.
@TVsMrNeil
Жыл бұрын
I think modern film sequels are so obsessed with fan service that they often fail to understand their own callbacks. It's not just a phenomenon between the Jurassic Park trilogy and the Jurassic World trilogy, either. I mean, even within the new trilogy, callbacks fall apart. Just look at Owen's hand thing. In the first Jurassic World, you probably assumed that he could do that to the velociraptors because he raised them, but in this film, he's able to do that to all dinosaurs. He knows DSL (Dinosaur Sign Language). On side note, I also roll my eyes now whenever I see road flares in a dinosaur movie.
@dereklopez9060
Жыл бұрын
Fan service can only be a problem if it's misused.
@valmarsiglia
Жыл бұрын
You know a franchise is in trouble when the story gets that ridiculously convoluted.
@toupac3195
Жыл бұрын
When one of your favorite tubers posts randomly.... life is awesome.
@PS-it1dm
Жыл бұрын
This movie was very boring. How does Hollywood make so boring dinosaur films? Is it because dinosaurs are guaranteed money makers so no effort is used in these films?
@MatthewDavisMedia
Жыл бұрын
This ain't no April Fools Joke either.
@emmagrove6491
Жыл бұрын
I actually paid money to see this film, and sat and watched it, feeling like a complete fool the whole time. Seeing clips of the film is re-traumatizing and a painful reminder of my shame.
@LightofJoshua
11 ай бұрын
I’ll do you one better, my wife and I went to go see it on a date night. I’m surprised that didn’t lead to a divorce lol
@MrPerspective
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, JP1 was more of a horror film, but the new ones are action films. They should have just made a scarier JP.
@cameron.t
7 ай бұрын
I’m half expecting the fourth sequel movie to be the company discovering Claire is in fact a superhero that can control dinosaurs, like Aquaman… but Jurassic Jane
@johnjamele
Жыл бұрын
They'll make these films until one bombs. And if they follow the lead of the Terminator franchise, they'll keep making them even after they bomb, too.
@miguelpu4129
19 күн бұрын
To be fair. In Jurassic Park, Ian knew what he was doing with the torch. He told Alan to get the kids while the T rex was chasing him. Remember he told earlier that he loves kids. So he was basically sacrifising himself to buy Alan more time to get Lex and Timmy.
@thomoose4647
Жыл бұрын
I love that they have giant lizards living in snowy climates and eating pine trees. I'm always seeing lizards and gators in the Rocky Mtns.
@davidgantenbein9362
Жыл бұрын
And the truly bad thing: they have one dinosaur with feathers in there, so they could have easily used some current year feathered designs for those dinosaurs in the snow. But then again, most dinosaurs don’t behave like the supposed animal at all. They are clearly just plot things that happen to look like dinosaurs. I personally got annoyed by several depictions (i.e. why would a pterosaur attack an airplane bigger than him or even be able to catch up? It’s a long distance glider that is supposed to hunt on the ground, not a fighter jet going mach 3).
@georgeoldsterd8994
Жыл бұрын
There's this one little detail in the very first scenes of the film where the wranglers are chasing some dinos in the snowy steppes, and the dinos have steam coming out of their mouths and noses, but not the wranglers or their horses. The official explanation for the steaming dinos was that dinosaurs were apparently warm-blooded, hence why they're steaming AND are able to survive in snowy environments. Ok, maybe, but then, are humans and horses coldblooded? Are they undead? Where's the steam, y'all??
@koichidignitythief7429
Жыл бұрын
Actually A lot of Dinosaurs were warm blooded, especially large dinosaurs, so being able to withstand cold environments is the least problematic aspect of this movie.
@davidgantenbein9362
Жыл бұрын
@@koichidignitythief7429 The dinosaurs living in cold environments are believed to have had feathers though. What the movie does is more the equivalent of putting an African elephant into the cold environment vs using a wooly mammoth. Yes, mammals can be adapted to cold, doesn’t mean all of them are.
@Khenfu_Cake
Жыл бұрын
@@davidgantenbein9362 My impression was that these aren't really dinosaurs, but really just man-made frog hybrids whose behavior and appearance were designed to resemble what people expected non-avian dinosaurs to be like. F.ex. having them behave way more monstrous rather than as normal animals. After all: they were created as attractions in an amusement park not even a zoo. I believe that kinda also was the point Michael Crichton made in his books and even he still wrote the dinosaurs fairly closely to what knowledge we had available at the time. Of course that doesn't make the Jurassic World movies less of a giant turd and I just realized I probably put more thought into the dinosaurs than the filmmakers did. I mean; they apparently thought having non-avian dinosaurs live free in nature was a positive environmentalist message and not the absolute ecological disaster it realistically should have been. Even if they were like their prehistoric counterparts they would still be extremely invasive. Not to mention the biodiversity never recovered after the K-T Extinction (and probably won't anytime soon) so there's no way to properly sustain such large animals in the current Earth environments.
@Crave88evarC
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Thank your for pointing out that bad guy being able to answer Owens questions while his arms are being shewed up. That moment made me facepalm myself so hard I almost knocked myself out. This movie is such a cashgrab high budget mess its unbelievable. People should be fired after dumpster fires like this. Almost nothing in this movie worked for me. Some dinos looked cool I guess. Thats about it for me. Everything else fell flat on its face. Story, dialog, action scenes. Everything.
@gojambe3957
Жыл бұрын
I just happened to watch the original like 2 days ago, so I'm pretty happy that this review just dropped, and that you compare the two movies thoroughly. Great content as always Mark!
@DaymanOurSavior
Жыл бұрын
That Bourne Ultimatum cut was so spot on
@GKSchattenjaeger
Жыл бұрын
It is the worst, just excruciatingly boring.
@rafecolii
Жыл бұрын
I enjoy how objective this video is whilst keeping a comical spirit about it all. Truly, you are talented.
@danielgyllenbreider
Жыл бұрын
This could have been such a great and really dark post-apocalyptic movie, but then kids couldnt have seen it, so less profits. There are other tired franchises that could have been great if not disneyfied and all that crap.
@shanekixmiller2133
Жыл бұрын
I have one word to explain why this franchise is the way that it is now. Marvel. Everyone wants to be the MCU. So, especially since you have one of the most popular actors from the MCU in your movie as the main star, everything has to be overblown action and Beyond unrealistic. Everyone is a superhero and or a spy. No one is in any real danger. If they had made another Jurassic world movie, you would find out that there is even less danger than you had originally thought because if anyone actually does die, they will invent time travel and just go back and save them. Seriously, I would not be surprised. Why is a series that was more of a horror and action hybrid that was fantastical but still within the realms of believability going so far out there and just becoming completely ridiculous? Marvel. It's sad to see established franchises losing their identity just to stay relevant and to compete with what is popular. The director himself basically summed it all up in his comments about changing the DNA of the franchise. He literally said that this was a property that should have never been a franchise (I totally believe that this can be a franchise. The first three films proved that. They started out pretty decent with the Jurassic world reboot, even though it was nowhere near perfect, but they made some bad creative decisions after that. But I firmly believe that this property can be a decent franchise if the write stories are told. They I had the perfect movie right under their noses with the storyline of dinosaurs roaming free amongst man, but they chose to tell a spy movie about bugs.). And after admitting that the should have never been a franchise, he basically said that he was looking for a way to expand it out and suck as much life out of it as he could, because the story had run out. After Jurassic Park 1 through 3, when they brought this all back and rebooted it, they really could have laid the foundation for something pretty spectacular. The horror action hybrid that we loved from the early 90s all the way through the early 2000s could have come back and all of its glory and then something worthwhile and original. But, they chose to bring it back and just Marvel with dinosaurs. I'm actually surprised that they didn't introduce some sort of plot elements of people mutating or gaining dinosaur-like abilities. And I'm actually surprised that they didn't announce a bunch of character spin-off movies from this or something, just to continue to milk the franchise after this trilogy has ended. This movie made a ton of money. But yeah, Marvel. And Disney... Do you see how all the bad things in the world lead back to Disney?
@bigdaddy111058
Жыл бұрын
"Welcome back TO the show." Love it!
@doublep1980
Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that, at the end of the last movie, the stupid clone girl released 30-40 something dinosaurs and not only didn't all these gun nuts go out and hunt them down for sport or the government send the military to take them out, noooo they actually managed to reproduce and spread all over the world in just a couple of years!
@timtheskeptic1147
Жыл бұрын
The dinos going from the main attraction to a sideshow and the movie mainly follows a complicated and unnecessary human plot line? I've seen this happen before with Godzilla; the next JP movie will have aliens trying to take over the world and... oh, god, they're going to try and tie it in to Independence Day 3. I'm betting on that now.
@rickyrichreacts9667
Жыл бұрын
The main problem, besides the boring repetitive sequence is TOO MUCH CGI. I couldn’t make it half way past the first reboot movie. I’ll stick to the original.
@chris_is_here_oh_no
Жыл бұрын
Awesome review, these movies just keep getting worse.
@KGdorah1964
Жыл бұрын
The magic hand was amazing to see during the first Jurassic World film but when he started to use it on every dinosaur in the franchise just completely ruined the special relationship he had with Blue and the other Raptors cause for some reason he's now just the dino whisperer.
@poeterritory
Жыл бұрын
Great review. Never felt a pull to watch the last two movies.
@Dinozzgamer1666
Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that I thought the franchise has potential to be great, but I don’t think it ending up being a great franchise
@664chrisman
Жыл бұрын
Instead of being disappointed by this in a cinema, I borrowed the DVD from the library and watched it one random evening from the couch, so I thought it was an entertaining bit of nonsense. I enjoyed it for what it was. You had great points and made me laugh loudly as usual. 😂
@georgeoldsterd8994
Жыл бұрын
I pirated it, and I'm not sorry. Such crap doesn't deserve my meager salary.
@jaredwalker3960
Жыл бұрын
HOLLYWOOD'S LIST OF FRANCHISES TO DESTROY: -Star Wars- -Star Trek- -Dr Who- -Game of Thrones- -Terminator- -Halloween- *-Jurassic park-* 🖋 Hollywood: "Done!" 😁
@victoryusmc
Жыл бұрын
I stopped watching it half way through. Not sure how it ends, also who cares. Lol
@Lets_Unbox_Jurassic1993
Жыл бұрын
What pissed me off was that they made the Dinosaurs a Background problem. Not only that the film focused on bugs. Who ever came up with that plot was high Asf. The fans don't want a world where dinosaurs coexist they want horror. Not only that people are saying that it was the best film, ignoring the fact that it had no villain.
@scionixx9568
Жыл бұрын
I live for Mark talking shit about objectively bad movies lol. Love this channel ❤
@jessquinn6106
8 ай бұрын
Any film with Pratt in it is a flop. And that red headed non-actress that plays Clair over and over just makes it worse. It's like watching Titanic three times and just praying that the two lead characters are killed off sooner and sooner.
@thecountofmontecristo2796
Жыл бұрын
Whose idea was it to keep doing the hand thing throughout the trilogy?
@bigbearkat2010
Жыл бұрын
Yeah at a certain point it did just straight up turn into a magic hand. It was at least somewhat believable in the first one because it had been a training technique he'd used on the raptors and only the raptors since birth and even then the movie showed it was tenuous at best. But no, now it's just a plot armor device.
@MaMastoast
Жыл бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010 Apparently dinosaur cloned mutants are genetically designed to be sligtly afraid of human hands in their faces
@habibkebob3880
Жыл бұрын
30 years later you know the names of all the characters from the first Jurassic Park. I can't tell you any of the new characters names.
@illmsg77
Жыл бұрын
So........... Did you like it?
@maxmingo7392
Жыл бұрын
The sad part is for the first 2 1/2 movies this was a horror franchise. Ever since world its felt more and more like a "blockbuster" type of movie. The setup for this movie could have had so much potential to focus on characters we've never seen and put them in real horror situations that would come with having to live with dinosaurs. Horrible movie one of the worst I've seen in a while.
@bimapringgo
Жыл бұрын
To everyone who went to see this in the movie theater, you're the reason we keep getting crap like this.
@NYD666
Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna see the next one in theaters just for you
@bimapringgo
Жыл бұрын
@@NYD666 it's your time and money, do what you want with it.
@The--Ghostspider66
7 ай бұрын
They kinda insulted bringing the old cast back And then butchering the story Plus it didn't make any sense in the first place Also the old cast got barely anything to do in the movie compared to other old ones
@juliancaraveo5700
Жыл бұрын
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom is the only great JW movie. The internet needs to stop overhating it.
@howdareyouexist
Жыл бұрын
no
@juliancaraveo5700
Жыл бұрын
@@howdareyouexist Shut up , I wasn't talking to you.
@ad1t-384
Жыл бұрын
The writing sucked, the character kinda sucked, very predictable story, the only good thing was the Dinosaur. In fact the Dinosaur is the only good thing in this trilogy. Everything else sucked, now I've rewatched the Trilogy multiple times but my opinion of it is still the same, it's just the dinosaur scene that was keeping me watching Yea sure the trilogy made a lot of money but profitable movies don't always mean good movies.
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