Actually, if you cook kale in coconut oil, it makes it much easier to scoop into the trash can.
@marybethduke3263
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cynthiacronin2794
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 🤣 😂!! Lol 😅
@HappyComfort
4 жыл бұрын
Robert Comfort 😂👍
@a.m.7438
4 жыл бұрын
Love this! 😂
@wandalee5010
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@imacloud11
4 жыл бұрын
"WholeFoods -It's like costco but instead of bulk, you get nothing " lol
@skn9895
2 жыл бұрын
It's been scientifically proven that if you substitute kale for french fries, you will lose up to 90% of the joy you have in life...
@Nomadistar
Жыл бұрын
I'll keep my fries & you can have your kale...IDGAF who is endorsing it.
@joshs3916
11 ай бұрын
😅
@jamesandrew1117
4 жыл бұрын
Superb performance. Jim G. I am blaming you for getting me in trouble at outdoor church today. Our evangelist was reinforcing the idea that we are better as a group than as individuals. And began showing us ingredients for banana bread. Then asking us if we felt like eating the individual ingredients. At one point he held up a baggy of flour. He asked “who knows what this is?” I exclaimed in a loud clear voice for all to hear “Cocaine!”
@Navesblue
11 ай бұрын
You actual legend.
@michaelbme1983
4 жыл бұрын
Your humor brings me happiness.
@effieinglish
2 жыл бұрын
One in the morning and I'm bark- laughing.😆🤣😂🤣🤣😛
@Luna-sz9uq
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll take the loaf of bread made of wood” 😂🤣
@PatriceGerrior
4 жыл бұрын
"To be thin you eat things that look like cellulite! "
@jpallen719
3 жыл бұрын
Jim is literally the funniest man in America..... love this guy...
@danoduncan1763
4 жыл бұрын
Kale... the dry-rot of the last human feeling you ever have... the post-shows... I've watched it a thousand times and it still makes me giggle... xD LOVE the Gaffigans !!!... :D
@matt5415
4 жыл бұрын
I'll spend $60 at Whole Foods and walk out with one, well packed paper bag.
@szqsk8
4 жыл бұрын
Matt G They don't call it 'Whole Paycheck' for nothing!!!
@stevebrule3526
Жыл бұрын
Now it’s $100 if you’re lucky
@Abby_Normal_1969
4 жыл бұрын
So funny. My wife loves Whole Foods. Shy says there's no price for health. I tell her, yes there is...homelessness.
@eringoods6096
4 жыл бұрын
lmao! remind her of all the people that lost their jobs or have expensive medical expenses and whole foods hired police officers since customers started stealing because they can no longer afford WFM groceries.also remind her of their nickname "whole PAYCHECK market."
@mangot589
3 жыл бұрын
Lol. And if you’re eating kale, does it REALLY matter if it organic or whatever?
@kathleendestefano5577
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@alysononoahu8702
2 жыл бұрын
Great name
@Abby_Normal_1969
2 жыл бұрын
@@alysononoahu8702 - Thanks. It's from a Mel Brooks movie.
@roseclimbpaintcont
4 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone speaks out about kale.
@1797alyuisus-yb3pg
Жыл бұрын
You can't re-tell his jokes. His voices and timing are so perfect.
@cliffstevenson5773
2 жыл бұрын
My daughter made me a salad of "massaged kale". You crush hand fulls of it before you chop it up. It is sort of like pre-chewing.
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
4 жыл бұрын
Bug spray ingredients: real kale. OMG, Jim. Sooooo hysterical! 🤣😂🤣😂
@eyelovecolorado2195
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle watching this video. 😂😂😂
@alvarorey9308
4 жыл бұрын
"They could find out Kale cures cancer I'll still be like 'I'm just gonna do the chemo'" *Same*
@josephgaviota
4 жыл бұрын
Replied. My mom died of cancer, so I'm really scared of cancer; but I agree, that made me laugh too.
@tatimiracy
4 жыл бұрын
I do have cancer and that made me laugh, the amount of "advice" I get from kale specialist it's not a joke 😂😂
@sagemckeand3716
4 жыл бұрын
My own take on kale: 'Then The Devil said "I know! Let's convince them that kale is a food for humans", and all the demons ROARED with laughter.
@d.taygray1250
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@d.taygray1250
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious !!!
@amandajensen3382
4 жыл бұрын
"Just drink cow's milk, it tastes better than all the other milks!" Laughs in lactose intolerance. Also I'm surprised you didn't mention oat milk, tastes the best out of all of them.
@dava5rich
4 жыл бұрын
goat* milk
@samiam619
2 жыл бұрын
Cows milk*
@deanfox9823
4 жыл бұрын
That is some standup gold😘
@kahleigh
3 жыл бұрын
That was the best subscribe i have ever had
@daleanolan1464
4 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite!!!❤❤❤
@lulah3463
3 жыл бұрын
Kale is one of the most heavily sprayed crops with pesticides. He may have actually tasted bug spray.
@auberjean6873
4 жыл бұрын
"I'll put the rest on my Amazon Wishlist." Talk about a crazy concept! I can hear my dad (thank goodness he didn't have to experience ANY of the past few years!) saying, For what? You either need it or you don't, and we don't! LOL Jim, you're a true observer of this madness! What's next--recycled leaves?! Keep it coming, man!
@ecosmith7852
4 жыл бұрын
I snuck some kale in this comment
@robertcomfort729
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna throw a bowl at you.
@josephgaviota
4 жыл бұрын
GREAT response!
@claires9100
4 жыл бұрын
You should write for J G.
@mellowdrone
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I got here within an hour and don't have to sift through all the angry vegan comments.
@peetyweety
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a 5th level vegan and I pee'd my pants watching this. truth is truth.... and anything he says is f#cking funny.
@twicebittenthasme5545
4 жыл бұрын
Is that a thing...angry vegans? I would have thought they would be too tired from not eating properly!
@twicebittenthasme5545
4 жыл бұрын
@@peetyweety 5th level? Do they give belts? ...someday, I, too, shall wear the Green belt of the master. Probably will have add a bunch of holes to tighten the fit, though...
@paulleeamory.5832
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jim kind of predicted Amazon buying out Whole Foods.
@MitsuoRLCoach
7 ай бұрын
"It's big in Europe" LMAO
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
Жыл бұрын
I lost 17 lbs in six weeks , using Kale. A kale/ mango/protein powder smoothie, twice a day. Very filling very healthy. i would have lost much more, but I had reached my goal . Highly recommended .
@theshark84724
4 жыл бұрын
Good stuff
@canigetachannel
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. 👍
@saundraf.4827
4 жыл бұрын
100% correct about whole foods I call it whole pocket book!
@TheAnimeFalcon
4 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine wanted me to eat kale so badly that he baked it with oil and spices and sugar. Basically negating any good the kale could have done haha
@plutobeliever
4 жыл бұрын
Hey! You have to eat kale for full citizenship in California...at least that's what the disclaimer said on the cereal box of high fiber (wood chips)...
@waterbaby8360
2 жыл бұрын
I love kale. With a balsamic reduction & bacon and apple.
@Tjd1982
2 жыл бұрын
When the server asks you if you want an egg white omlet. No ty I don't want the stuff the chicken needs to live, I want the delicious yolk that turns into the chicken. Mmmmmm.... dipping mounds of white buttered up bread in egg yolks.
@BeComingNyrell
2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!
@marycanfield8654
4 жыл бұрын
I snuck it in! Like that's a good thing!
@catharineorellana3522
4 жыл бұрын
"Kale is a Super Food and it's Special Power is tasting bad." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm vegan yet THIS cracked me up!!! Because it's TRUE!!!!)
@WendyWilliamsLiving
4 жыл бұрын
"...looking at a can of bug spray, and it said "'made with real kale...'" :-)
@sideshowtink
4 жыл бұрын
Too damn funny. When you roll things it takes the calories out. I laughed throughout! The Whole Foods thing was great and true.
@loridrblake9770
2 жыл бұрын
I also heard that cookies experience calorie deflation when you break them up 🙌
@FeedScrn
4 жыл бұрын
Wow... That was amazing. I also feel like we really connected..... - Good stuff.
@VeganTrove
4 жыл бұрын
Best kale is black tuscan kale. I love it
@Drawkcabi
4 жыл бұрын
I like spinach, it's not my favorite but fresh spinach in a nice salad, yum. Steamed spinach with the right seasonings...it's pretty good. What I hate is when someone serves me a meal and I see what looks like cooked spinach as a side...I shovel some in my mouth and....OH MY GOD THAT'S GROSS!!! Turns out it was kale, to me it tastes like fish that's gone bad. Maybe kale has to look like another food to trick people into eating it. "This spinach doesn't taste right! Oh well, maybe if it mix it with my mashed potatoes...well, now I've made my mashed potatoes taste bad...now I'm sad..."
@dannybombaro5448
4 жыл бұрын
Whole foods...in Minnesota... Thank you. And now my wife won't stop-stop laughing at my sarcasm.
@goldenageenthusiast
Жыл бұрын
Everything he said about different types of milk was accurate.
@jennifer9047
4 жыл бұрын
Poor Jim. He clearly hasn't had the kale I make. If anybody's interested in my recipes, just ask!
@joeward117
4 жыл бұрын
I scrub my pots and pans with a 20 dollar sprig of kale.
@kristymoore7052
3 жыл бұрын
Now the new trend is “bowl” for everything.... just a new name for casserole. Eek. Yes, I gave you that. Run with it.
@traceykazimir-cree2111
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious that the ad that ran before this was one for Hello Fresh. You know, kale and crap. LOL
@salsabeatrice9871
3 жыл бұрын
I love your jokes Jim. I even went to one of your shows , It’s all good till the end when you add the suscribe video. If I hear one more time “hit the suscribe, do it” I am going to loose it. Maybe you can update the suscribe section
@steverodgers8425
3 жыл бұрын
My daughter in law serves salads that look like it came out of my mower bag.
@bigdaddyfilmmaker
2 жыл бұрын
You will never see an old Asian in whole foods. - Jimmy Yang
@southernfriedmedia3968
4 жыл бұрын
I have never been to a whole foods before
@asoggycracker8773
4 жыл бұрын
My friend used to bring home cake chips stuff and he would eat it before lunch and it wasn’t even dried right. It would still be slightly wet with seasoning and uncooked rice. He would let me eat it and I would just eat the kale then the uncooked rice after for fun.
@abigaildawn2996
4 жыл бұрын
I think I got pregnant from the outro
@marycanfield8654
4 жыл бұрын
It's decor, Kale!
@rjsmith6698
Жыл бұрын
I always had a feeling that all the Kale superfood talk was just hype created by farmers who discovered that kale is easier to grow than lettuce.😁
@brantleymoore9670
2 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna do the chemo…. Hahahah
@asparadog
4 жыл бұрын
Here in the UK, Kale's often given to cows, as it's cow food.
@peterthomas655
4 жыл бұрын
when was this filmed?
@devnarayananand2215
4 жыл бұрын
His kardashian voice is such a thing
@shirleyrombough8173
3 жыл бұрын
I'm with him on kale. I've managed to avoid it so far.
@clintonkaster6534
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what people have against kale -- it makes a great delivery vehicle for bacon!
@turretghost7494
4 жыл бұрын
my mom makes good kale but the only problem is it is now not a superfood, it's still healthy but it's as healthy as getting a serving of lays potato chips.
@marclaur4
3 жыл бұрын
You should try kale cooking with bacon!
@jocelyneke6445
2 жыл бұрын
Kale is so frilly it's hard to eat. Chia seeds are something you soak in water. But you can choke on it! Food is made to be enjoyed.
@spconrad9612
3 жыл бұрын
Aldi's for groceries to save coin and I die when I die. I will eat happy and enjoy ice cream as long as I can. Funny stuff
@annioutandaboutvintage2285
4 жыл бұрын
Ta Da! So funny!
@DavidAtchison121
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Buddy I like kale
@EJofLA
11 ай бұрын
Jim I will be happy to make periodic donations if you do that dollar sign "Super Thanks" in the vertical three dot section at the far right just under the video. But I am not one to make regular donations like you are asking for. I hope that works out for you as well, but just letting you know how I would prefer to support you.
@beardedroofer
2 жыл бұрын
The tree bark jerky at WholeFoods is too crispy. They should try using a lighter wood, like pine.
@chocholo135
4 жыл бұрын
No boating this season jim
@ThomasMHP-we2mt
2 ай бұрын
Jim , you're nuts . I like you.
@mattnixon7728
2 жыл бұрын
Like celery. When ya want water with hair in it.
@audrasitarek9113
Жыл бұрын
Haha that’s hilarious
@fiona8781
4 жыл бұрын
CHEF JIM! You have not discovered the techniques of cooking kale that would convert you. I admire Jeannie's famous spinach. Years ago, spinach was reviled as kale. Then people started adding butter, cheese and seasoning. And BACON. And SAUSAGE. I could go on...
@adilouie
4 жыл бұрын
I have taken a Vow to Never jump into any type of Trend. Food Trends especially.
@devodavis6747
4 жыл бұрын
You spelled propaganda wrong
@jenaogirl
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a melding of "proposal" and "propaganda". Maybe it's Irish, i.e. "Prop 'O Ganda". Maybe, like you said, it's a mistake... 🙄
@sonicatedvesper
4 жыл бұрын
6:23, Jim's could be too lazy to fix that.
@tomfrazier1103
3 жыл бұрын
Kale was an inedible garnish like parsley when I worked in restaurants. Cilantro is my evil vegetable. I thought kale was an inedible garnish, like parsley.
@shadyman6346
4 жыл бұрын
Caterpillars ate my kale plant...
@MerkleAkrunphleuphle
4 жыл бұрын
It’s all about OAT mill tho. Lol Accidentally got the gluten free last time and was good.
@Memelord2020
4 жыл бұрын
Your text sent me here
@noglenogle
Жыл бұрын
He sounds like lumpy princess
@ajohnson929
4 жыл бұрын
😅😅🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
@fremontpathfinder8463
3 жыл бұрын
Your hilarious but kale is very good for you! "Kale is a nutrition superstar due to the amounts of vitamins A, K, B6 and C, calcium, potassium, copper and manganese it contains. One cup of raw kale has just 33 calories and only 7 grams of carbohydrate. So, it's a very diabetes-friendly/weight-friendly vegetable." But I love your jokes
@williambeaumont1312
4 жыл бұрын
High pressure doesn’t work with me.
@akrenwinkle
4 жыл бұрын
I even found that kale found its way into some financial marketing TV commercial... you'll like everything about us, unlike kale. To me, it's delicious seasoned and lightly roasted with a drop of oil. But it's like wearing a pocket protector or being nerdy... it's supposed to be uncool. Of everyone I've ever known who disliked tofu, not one ever tried it, not even once. Yet they knew it was bad.
@houchi69
4 жыл бұрын
Jim, you so need to do a whole joke on Oatly and how it got started.
@stormy7192
4 жыл бұрын
Back in the 80s-90s we used Kale to decorate the salad bar at the restaurant I worked at. No one ate it lol
@DiscoFang
4 жыл бұрын
A job i had over summer at high school back in 1986 was a gardener at the local zoo. We used to plant the traffic islands with what we called ornamental cabbage. It started to disappear in the evening and the head gardener was surprised anyone knew what it was. It was kale.
@auberjean6873
4 жыл бұрын
Lucky Duck , you're right! I remember that!
@josephgaviota
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Nobody eats "decorations." SMH.
@glenncordova4027
4 жыл бұрын
@@josephgaviota No one eats the decorations except candy canes, gingerbread houses, popcorn ropes, parsley, candied fruit and candied flowers. Ornamental ducks and pigeons at public parks have ended up on the menu.
@riproar11
4 жыл бұрын
@Lucky Duck *at the restaurant I worked". Or "restaurant where I worked." The second "at" on the end doesn't make sense and sounds so awkward.
@thebourg
4 жыл бұрын
Jim predicted that Amazon would buy Whole Foods, the proof is in this bit!
@sirtalkalotdoolittle
4 жыл бұрын
Until kale became the next big thing, the largest purchaser of kale in the United States was Pizza Hut, which used it for salad bar decorations, as someone mentioned below.
@sonicatedvesper
4 жыл бұрын
Kale rocks! I mean, kale tastes like rocks. I mean, I don't like kale. 👎
@Valjean666dk
4 жыл бұрын
Rocks don't taste like much. Do you mean it has the consistency of rocks?
@sonicatedvesper
4 жыл бұрын
@@Valjean666dk Rocks, like kale, do taste inconsistently. A major negative characteristic IMHO.
@drinkinslim
4 жыл бұрын
You've opened my eyes. I'm not going to eat rocks anymore.
@Smith-he6bg
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@TurtleSushii
4 жыл бұрын
I like to dip my kale 🥬 in cooking oil, makes it slide right off my plate and into the trash can more easily.
@Leppify
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@wyndiahighwind7477
4 жыл бұрын
Kale is absolutely disgusting, but we also need to stop pretending cauliflower is a good substitute for things like pizza crust, mashed potatoes and chicken wings.
@drinkinslim
4 жыл бұрын
Chicken wings, LOL 😂
@markthurst9751
4 жыл бұрын
uhhh.... cauliflower tater tots are delicious.
@artistikitten
4 жыл бұрын
mark thurst 0.o
@markthurst9751
4 жыл бұрын
@@artistikitten try them try them, you will see!
@markthurst9751
4 жыл бұрын
@@artistikitten green giant is the best brand i have found.
@debbieexcell5088
4 жыл бұрын
It is amazing how Jim manages to create humour out of today's dietary fads. His observations and assessments are dead on.
@EagleArrow
4 жыл бұрын
👍
@twicebittenthasme5545
4 жыл бұрын
He's the kinder version of George Carlin...
@thesage1096
3 жыл бұрын
@@twicebittenthasme5545 lol cleaner too
@jenaemarieAZ
3 жыл бұрын
He is soooooo talented! I’d love to see him in person.
@isayusayweallcansay
2 жыл бұрын
@@twicebittenthasme5545 .. So true
@thedivineenergy
4 жыл бұрын
*Kale.* *I prefer mine with a silent "K"! 😂* *What do you call a Disney movie about vegetables?* *A Fairy Kale. 🤭*
@cynthiacronin2794
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😅😆!!
@Leppify
4 жыл бұрын
That’s terrible Jim. What if kale was in the audience?
@silverstrike6048
4 жыл бұрын
I named my son Kale and sure enough, no one likes him either.
@alvarorey9308
4 жыл бұрын
@@silverstrike6048 How to legally changed someone's names.
@margaritaalvarez3766
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@JJ_5289
4 жыл бұрын
That is preposterous
@PockASqueeno
4 жыл бұрын
I actually had a classmate in high school named Kale. I’m not even joking. This was before I even knew what kale was.
@johnroberts9560
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jim , I think kale is the stuff stuck under your lawn mower , after you mowed a wet lawn ! 😜😁😂
@bethgraham1505
4 жыл бұрын
So true!
@johnroberts9560
4 жыл бұрын
@@bethgraham1505 Thanks Beth ! 😃
@drinkinslim
4 жыл бұрын
You know how sometimes, after you've mowed the lawn, you pick out some of the mowed grass moss with your finger and taste it? ..........Oh... no-one does that?
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