Love how Kiara was t-posing the whole time to assert dominance
@fellipepessoa1685
2 жыл бұрын
Technically Y-posing
@sweepberry2800
2 жыл бұрын
@@fellipepessoa1685 Y- not?
@shallotss
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweepberry2800 lol
@virus2339
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweepberry2800 fuck you for that lmao
@wannabewallaby1592
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweepberry2800 noooooooooooooooo(yes)ooooooooo
@KarlPHorse
2 жыл бұрын
Calling EN girls while they sleep. Ina: Answers politely. Amelia: Answers angrily Gura: Doesn't answer. Calli: Is passed out next to empty wine bottles. Kiara: Doesn't sleep.
@CaptainJackedPickle
2 жыл бұрын
Love this comment :)
@frank6048
2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty accurate
@HolyFurryFish1998
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachi's never die; we just go missing in action.
@ZoeyMari
2 жыл бұрын
Dying suggests we had a life to lose in the first place
@AlastorNightheart
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZoeyMari you don't get it, its a reference.
@frostnero1337
2 жыл бұрын
Master Takodachi, what do you think you are doing over KFP territory?
@PhunkyMonkieee
2 жыл бұрын
@@frostnero1337 sir finishing this meal.
@ThatGuy_1220
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, SparTakos
@sadaderlangga17
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachis : We declare war! KFP : Then come at- wait, why are you guys sleeping and eating cookies? Takodachis : We just declare, we didn't say we will do it right away
@contrapasta2454
2 жыл бұрын
See also England circa 1939.
@AragonBattleBorn
2 жыл бұрын
KFP: do you got milk? Takodachi: yeah... *lifts blanket cover.* KFP: hops in, snuggles in warmth and yawns... "yeah we'll prepare our defenses later." Both: *takes remote and turns on Hololive on the big screen* UUUWWW NYAAA stretching~~~~~~ ^_^
@gusty9053
2 жыл бұрын
Best resume of the situation :))
@rikustorm13
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@timeforgottenprince8271
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the sitzkrieg.
@ninomaeputanginanis-kfp
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Tenchou lecturing Ina on how to control the takodachis really shows who's the real cult leader. Also her perfect response "you think I WANT more work in my life?!" It's always gold when someone calls Ina 🤣
@demonic_myst4503
2 жыл бұрын
Kiara becoming the next sofia lamb
@ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529
2 жыл бұрын
10chou's the CEO and a busy businesswoman, of course she'd know how to control and organize people. And quit saying this is a cult or we'll have to sue you for slander
@bruhhh3018
2 жыл бұрын
lol your name
@synthzu712
2 жыл бұрын
@@bruhhh3018 really? Swearing Pun?
@bruhhh3018
2 жыл бұрын
@@synthzu712 yeah lol
@RaiRai214
2 жыл бұрын
0:27 "EAT THEIR COOKIES" Damn, KFP is ready to commit war crimes already
@kiel_doesntplay
2 жыл бұрын
Peko approves
@BradTheDead
2 жыл бұрын
takodachis: WE DECLARE WAR also takodachis: wait no that's hard
@eddster1987
2 жыл бұрын
We declare war! Eventually!
@BradTheDead
2 жыл бұрын
@@eddster1987 Possibly!
@aivenysfel2531
2 жыл бұрын
@@BradTheDead in a miniscule possibility!
@Dolarock
2 жыл бұрын
@@aivenysfel2531 Nah ! We'll do it tomorrow...
@dionlie9400
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dolarock Feels like it would be too cold tomorrow, maybe next month?
@theraginginfernape9496
2 жыл бұрын
Kiara be like "peace through tryanny", while Ina is just "peace through... peace"
@Velduanga
2 жыл бұрын
More than once I posited that Kiara was a Decepticon. This is further proof.
@effortlessfury
2 жыл бұрын
Considering Ina's goal of World DomINAtion, I'd argue Ina's is "tyranny through peace." XD
@KageMinowara
2 жыл бұрын
Peace through being too lazy to do any tyrannizing.
@kiraxbara456blitz6
2 жыл бұрын
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
@Monte_Carlo451
2 жыл бұрын
This is how Holomyth ends. Not with a bang, but with a nap
@AragonBattleBorn
2 жыл бұрын
I'll drink to that!!! Happy New Year!!! *snuggles into heated blanket.* ^_^
@brendan-kfp7.62mmminigun4
2 жыл бұрын
Chat went from 0 to 100% ready for war in about 10 seconds
@IdaliBaez-em8ei
6 ай бұрын
Big missed opportunity. They would have punished Kiara for all her crimes.
@suisusenidsub6000
2 жыл бұрын
Kiara : any casualties? Chat : *I'm dead inside*
@werbearjack
2 жыл бұрын
Takotori is great. And I love how chat played along.
@AndreB23
2 жыл бұрын
Haachama while preparing war on all of HoloEN: *Let Them Fight.*
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
Civil war
@justsomeone1176
2 жыл бұрын
As a Takodachi, I will fight for the rebellion! After a long nap zzz
@LJLee37
2 жыл бұрын
humu
@Burunuu
2 жыл бұрын
And woke up forgetting everything
@zephyrerazortail5478
2 жыл бұрын
Humu humu
@deviljeansjacket7260
2 жыл бұрын
"8-8 is 0 Ina, stop asking me math questions now" i fucking died. i love kiara lmfaooooooo
@tdelfino2509
2 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite too, I lost it during that part of the stream 😁
@hoanglongnguyeno3173
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😅
@Schenkel101
2 жыл бұрын
Gura must've asked and Ina was too sleepy to answer.
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
Talk about dense protagonist am I right
@Mirko.D.
2 жыл бұрын
I love the editing. The pictures of Ina fits perfectly. Nice work.
@Ratsenkio
2 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed nobody said 'The plot chickens'. Specially with Ina being involved.
@AAknows783
2 жыл бұрын
There was someone who said it in the chat lol
@Ratsenkio
2 жыл бұрын
@@AAknows783 I stand corrected.
@FizzieWebb
2 жыл бұрын
perfect pfp for such a comment
@Ratsenkio
2 жыл бұрын
@@FizzieWebb Thank you your Highness.
@KanaIzumiya
2 жыл бұрын
@@FizzieWebb I was gonna comment exactly that
@MH_Ziggy
2 жыл бұрын
I can already picture it. Takodachis and the Chimkens engaging in an all out brawl in the artsyle of Fist of The Norrh Star. Chairs flying, sticks swinging, explosions and debris everywhere, and multiple casualties. We then pan over to Kiara and Ina holding plate of cookies as they see a lone Tako and Chimken just doing chuuni poses and occasionally just lightly slapping each other.
@elroux-kfp9434
2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see some fanarts for this! XD
@pabloruizvera6196
2 жыл бұрын
That sure is some imagination, huh? I can only picture Takos and Chickens lightly slapping each other ala Pikachu in the Mewtwo movie.
@MH_Ziggy
2 жыл бұрын
@@pabloruizvera6196 The delusions that my mind is producing are mearly the effects of me suffering through the flu and the effects nyquil. But yeah I thought of the same pikachu scene as well.
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
I love it
@sadaderlangga17
2 жыл бұрын
Ina : I will conquer the world BUT! I never said that I will directly involve in it Takodachis : Works for us!
@squigglymustache9724
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Mama Ina is not wrong. We'll probably sleep and not show up to the war. Error: /#÷@%&٪‰ The owner of this profile is unavailable due to relocation orders until the trial. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this user, contact Tentacult management. Direct contact to the Relocation Department is not advised. Sincerely ~Relocation Department.
@shinn116
2 жыл бұрын
Ey, you started the war, so get in there AND HAVE A NICE SLEEP, SOLDIER! o7
@OlafJorigson
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, that whole operation was your idea!
@idkmyname3787
2 жыл бұрын
If the general was sleeping, then who we're gonna follow right?
@arsenusthearsenalswagus4200
2 жыл бұрын
@@idkmyname3787 You follow the general to sleep
@latemanparodius5133
2 жыл бұрын
You're just looking for an external source of bonks, aren't you?
@longlongman9351
2 жыл бұрын
Kronii’s EN civil war is expanding meanwhile Haachama is preparing to conquer the EN serba.
@julzarrangu1541
2 жыл бұрын
Haachama knew of the civil war that occurred and seeing that as an opportunity, she'll be easily able to conquer the EN server easily... divide and conquer... haha just a little head canon here
@DBT1007
2 жыл бұрын
Hoomans led by Mum will watch it till the end :_nightmare:
@FreinHowe
2 жыл бұрын
The "I'm dead inside." comment killed me. Hahahaha
@menekenkack
2 жыл бұрын
If Kiara actually was any good at handling her KFP employees she wouldn't need to Usual Room 95% of them. Also if I asked where Jim went and the 2 options were "The Usual Room" and "Don't worry about it" I know which one is scarier.
@roxasngl2283
2 жыл бұрын
It's probably a "Don't worry about it, he's just in the Usual Room"
@MrMutalala
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather wage war than go to usual room
@antoniovital4298
2 жыл бұрын
"8-8 is zero, stop asking me math questions" LMAO
@dandare9055
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry about it" became the most common catchphrase of Ina recently XD
@falsefingolfin
2 жыл бұрын
i fucking love the smol models so much
@Restorative.
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachis: “this is war” Kiara: “8 - 8 is 0” I think kiara won this one guys 😔
@sentinel1354
2 жыл бұрын
The Takos will continue to claw at the walls of KFP unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Cosmodrome in the shadow of an old colony ship we've located the rogue Tako house of devils lair and the high commander feeding them their strength. We must destroy this leader, and send their souls screaming back to Calli.
@chairmeme6231
2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting this
@pngmk2
2 жыл бұрын
Dead chicken? For everyone else it is cruelty, for KFP? It is just Tuesday.
@i3uster7
2 жыл бұрын
Built Different
@zephyrerazortail5478
2 жыл бұрын
If there's a Tako dead, we would all go to war. After the costumary noon nap. And it's noon somewhere in the world all the time. So it might take a while. XD
@rikustorm13
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, KFP are used to it
@h1h0n3y
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachi: "We're going to war!" *proceed towards kotatsu
@Antluvstrains
2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because they don’t know that Haachama is also challenging the EN members.
@vipsnap2707
2 жыл бұрын
Context/clips?
@nickrob6941
2 жыл бұрын
The flashback was so priceless and perfectly placed 😂😭🤣😂😭🤣
@hajime_am1
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachis: We declare war! Kfp: Then why are you guys sleeping? Takodachis: Nah, let's do it tomorrow
@rikustorm13
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rikustorm13
2 жыл бұрын
Though tbh I'm KFP first and Takodachi second
@takosukeinasapostle7thof12
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh thanks Tako who made war declaration now we get more sleepy Ina's voices. You may now go to the war on your own heh
@mythoceanas8874
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I saw Kiara in her glasses I kept waiting for her to say, “this requires a meeting of the five families”.
@sentinel1354
2 жыл бұрын
Whether we wanted it or not. We stepped into a war with Takodachis in Hololive. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Squiggly Mustache. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Takos from an imperial base outside of KFP. He is well protected, but with the right team we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on KFP.
@dashincorgi
2 жыл бұрын
just need to take out whoever is currently in possession of the braincell. the problem is finding that individual...
@praetoratraxa
2 жыл бұрын
Ninomae Ina'nis. From what I can gather, she commands the Takodachis from an eldritch fortress just outside the Void. She's well protected. But with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this octopus out, and break their grip on KFP.
@sinaparsnejad5085
2 жыл бұрын
Eyes up Takodachy
@chairmeme6231
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@HoezellCadarn
2 жыл бұрын
Never expected a Destiny reference lmao
@Khai906
2 жыл бұрын
haachama:progress on war with EN EN:LETS HAVE CIVIL WAR BEFORE THAT
@Aqua311
2 жыл бұрын
I think I might like the Tentacult philosophy. The only fighting they seem to do is the battle to stay awake from being so warm and cozy.
@kamo7293
2 жыл бұрын
ina: "one more couldnt hurt" also ina: yeah that takodachi is on a solo mission this priestess just threw this guy under the bus.
@sympathy422
2 жыл бұрын
Some takos went rouge because Ina told us that we takodachis could fly during Ina's outfit reveal. Lol
@latemanparodius5133
2 жыл бұрын
Rouge? Well, they shouldn't be getting into Ina's makeup.
@VON_WA
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh wow, dead inside, how surprising, uh huh" ina know us well
@zephyrerazortail5478
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@machinronii
2 жыл бұрын
First she sacrifices Gura in the Mario Kart tournament, now she sacrifices Kiara. I Iike this Ina, she is like a villainess in a anime xD
@AngelsLance
2 жыл бұрын
Damn it Haaton's our Queen declared war on KFP months ago and the Takodachis have beaten us to it!
@Farisss11
2 жыл бұрын
Theres is a reason ina is in "world domINAtion"
@vieronna
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I feel there's a decent chance she only took up world domination so she can make that pun.
@fosterwalrus8413
2 жыл бұрын
“We takos declare war” *proceeds to give money to enemy and then sit and enjoy the show* yep sounds about right
@mesousagaby740
2 жыл бұрын
I love that Kiara was T-Posing throughout.
@germanvisitor2
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine there was a war but one side was takodachis and the other a bunch of chickens. Wrld PEACE achieved.
@quetzalcoatl974
2 жыл бұрын
Theres a rogue faction of tacodachis that declares war for no reason... I love this lore
@contrapasta2454
2 жыл бұрын
Takos are always ready for WAR! It's just that after the gesture drawing practice it's good to calm down with a nice chai tea, then ofc you're gonna want to watch your favorite ina VODs, and after that it's always a good idea to relax in the bath for an hour or two...
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
Ina: ( ; - ;) 8 -8 (Cries) Kiara: eight minus eight (8 - 8) is zero Ina, stop asking me math questions.
@bloodmoonangel8925
2 жыл бұрын
A splinter group of Takodachis declared war on KFP? This is some MGS/Ace Combat level storytelling right here
@THETexzilla
2 жыл бұрын
Deadbeats just pulling up lawn chairs and popcorn. Soon, the chimkins and takos will cross the Styx and her power grows. Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lurking now Deadbeats lurking now
@haringduga4026
2 жыл бұрын
0:48 - "new phone, hu dis?"
@hatework4282
2 жыл бұрын
Ina says a Takodachi went rogue. Ina now has a Takodachi cup she claims was soulless, so it's fine. I'm so glad my only braincell can't put two and two together. ::Happy Takodachi cookie eating noises::
@finnyfin7959
2 жыл бұрын
Dang, that some lore, did you go to the Watson inspector academy?
@psylentphyst
2 жыл бұрын
two and two is eight *shaaaaaark*
@1COMIXMAN
2 жыл бұрын
I knew it, the great vtuber war that was foretold is commencing. So this eventually ends up leading to that bad ass anime short of dark Ina taking on calli, gura,watson,and kiara. this is the origin story lol.
@blkwng
2 жыл бұрын
Ina: "Sure, I will give you a choice, live with your own consequences rogue agent" Abandons takodachi Kiara: "Chickens, you follow me. This aint no democracy"
@Maurivium
2 жыл бұрын
5 times this year? the KPF employees were ready to fight in an instant holy! But it was a false alarm again = w=)
@sendouvincent8232
2 жыл бұрын
Wait: Council I and Council II, Hope vs Council, Haachama vs EN, this one is the only one Council was not involved...
@Tori54
2 жыл бұрын
Us deadbeats now deciding who to side with through the war.
@thegentlemanpirate13
2 жыл бұрын
Hear me out: we sit on the sidelines with the Teamates and the Chumbuds and eat Popcorn.
@justiron2999
2 жыл бұрын
But waifu or cookie lifestyle
@Ro-chan1
2 жыл бұрын
or we could just sit back and enjoy watching on the side while eating popcorn and waiting for chicken buckets and cookies
@Tori54
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ro-chan1 True, that would probably be most entertaining.
@ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529
2 жыл бұрын
GLORY TO KFP! VIVA LA KIARA-- what's that? we ain't attacking? fine then, I was ready to add calamari to the menu
@fellipepessoa1685
2 жыл бұрын
Tenchou teaching Ina about proper governance
@newbielurker
2 жыл бұрын
i love it when kiara goes "oh god Jim? Where the fuck is Jim?" xd im dead
@Patokon64
2 жыл бұрын
Of course we chimkins want peace, but we are always ready for war....now I gotta go back to work before Tenchou kills me :v
@MeguminDStaff1007
2 жыл бұрын
Kronii and Mumei duking out in Bunkeronii recently, Haachama declaring an EN server war, and now a -cult- Gang war between the Takodachis and KFP employees. The new year is gearing up it seems
@apramaru8110
2 жыл бұрын
That's beautiful art of jet cyclone...
@matthewcoyle4131
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair Ina DID tell the Tako to be discrete.
@auradetector
2 жыл бұрын
ina: 8 - 8 Kiara: I know math Ina :_
@uiyyminion6026
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachi's just a chaotic neutral.
@NTWoo95
2 жыл бұрын
Damn I feel bad, every time someone calls Ina she’s sleeping
@UNOwen-gl8cg
2 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory time. Layer 1: When Ina isn't working, she's asleep. no food, no interactions, nothing. Layer 2: Therefore we can infer that Ina is an automaton at the very least. At most she's a highly sophisticated android. Layer 3: The Ancient Ones have teamed up with Skynet.
@MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL
2 жыл бұрын
and while this infighting within the armies of HoloMyth is happening, a certain *GodChama* has announced her Declaration of WAR on the EN Server. Holy Matsuri.
@xmixaplix
2 жыл бұрын
She gave us indirect permission lol man so many wars declared. This and watame vs fubuki. I can only join so much
@glueymoe
2 жыл бұрын
i just realized that (ta)KODACHI sounds like "코딱지".... or booger in korean
@ladiesman2138
6 ай бұрын
I liked to think getting slapped by a Tako is the same as getting slapped by a wet noodle.
@Kiracouldkillulol
2 жыл бұрын
Ina Gave Us An Order Not To Touch an KFP Employee That Is It
@ClockworkGearhead
2 жыл бұрын
"War brings about a certain number of dead KFPs..." KFP Employee: YES FINALLY FREEDOM FROM THE USUAL ROOM! SWEET RELEASE!
@Hurrican3RR
2 жыл бұрын
I hope Jim's okay....
@krispynico960
2 жыл бұрын
"don't go to war" KALM "JUST YET" PANIK
@overlordjames6644
2 жыл бұрын
Kiara arguing over the humaneness of war while torturing her own employees.
@2010Hunt3r
2 жыл бұрын
Takodachis: wait we have a relocation department? Ina: Always had one... (Takos in Black suits and shades surround and apprehend the curious Takos and Neuralizes them)
@shtomp
2 жыл бұрын
Teamates eating popcorn: fight! Fight! Fight!
@_QWWQ_
2 жыл бұрын
"you think i want more work in my life?" i feel that deep ... Put it back
@DDiiiiiing
2 жыл бұрын
《The Prince》by Takanashi Machiavelli lol
@yon88141
2 жыл бұрын
Good for the tentacult. If the war went on it wouldn’t end well for them. Kfp just built different
@iumbo1234
2 жыл бұрын
5 times in a year? What is this, the Balkans?
@jack-exzolt9858
2 жыл бұрын
Ina claiming that they all just sleep and do nothing. Such is the nature of the Ancient Ones, the Dream of Creation. Because if Ina and the Takodachis wake up, oh boy... you do not want to be around an awakened Eldritch Horror when it wakes up.
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
That one Takodachi: Declares war, proceeds to do nothing. KFP chimkins: STATUS REPORT! THEY HAVE WIPED OUT 45% OF ARMY TENCHOU! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS! They're dropping like flies!
@SirLlyodTera
2 жыл бұрын
INA's just so adorable. speaking of control...... Kiara. Nope, not gonna mention anything
@coverbale5121
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the "relocation" department
@khoonkitlim5963
2 жыл бұрын
War. War never changes. Kiara and Ina talks war and peace Also Kiara; 🎶I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my *arms* and fly away🎶 3:08 So... So true. Bunch of wimpy contact sport players.
@somedudewatchintv5297
2 жыл бұрын
The chickens can't handle the gentle slaps yet.
@Rhethardation
2 жыл бұрын
Tyrant vs the Manipulator
@topox33
2 жыл бұрын
Me sorprende que Ina sepa tanto de fútbol😂 justamente es lo que hace la mayoría de jugadores (para sacar ventaja o una tarjeta amarilla/roja) Espero futuras charlas/menciones sobre fútbol de Ina 😁
@Altine22
2 жыл бұрын
We are once again blessed with sleepy priestess voice
@i3uster7
2 жыл бұрын
Great Clip and Editing
@dannyd.9932
2 жыл бұрын
We are just a few brain cells Nothing to worry about
@gabo8467
2 жыл бұрын
Ina: "You think i want more work in my life?" -Now i feel that in a spiritual level and im think im a takodachi now
@justiron2999
2 жыл бұрын
So can we have rogue factions of hololive. I bet things would go crazy.
@MH_Ziggy
2 жыл бұрын
They tried once. Sora crushed them under the heel of her boot within seconds.
@zephyrerazortail5478
2 жыл бұрын
@@MH_Ziggy Ah yes. The holoResistance. We hardly knew ye
@MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL
2 жыл бұрын
@@zephyrerazortail5478 they're back btw, Aqua is currently reviving the Resistance with the goal of incorporating HoloX into it (and while evading Sora's wrath)
@zephyrerazortail5478
2 жыл бұрын
@@MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL Ooo who's with her?
@MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL
2 жыл бұрын
@@zephyrerazortail5478 she's starting back from square one lol. But this is *Minato Aqua* we're talking about. if she wants it, it will happen
@Aiden-hd8hw
2 жыл бұрын
2:40 "I'm dead inside" didn't expect that🤣💀
@musicfreakshow5190
2 жыл бұрын
Interesting. War, so must pick our side.... TAKOS FOR THE WIN! BLOOD FOR INA GOD!
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