In another universe Vesper became one of those engineering youtubers who have zero regard for their own safety.
@ryanryan3220
Жыл бұрын
He will be best friends with Michael Reeves.
@sandenson
Жыл бұрын
I kept having flashbacks to the Trash Taste Nile Red episode while listening to this so I completely agree.
@ocal123
Жыл бұрын
electroboom lmao
@yaboileeroy3038
Жыл бұрын
He would’ve been the guy who almost AK Jesus’d himself by building a pipe gun and overcooking the powder charge.
@ryxamcross
Жыл бұрын
Basically a Florida version of Alex of I did a thing.
@theculturedgamer7375
Жыл бұрын
He actually used some pretty ingenious methods to create makeshift weapons for a kid. It's impressive and kind of terrifying lol
@tuck234
Жыл бұрын
Fucking Kevin McCallister shit hahha
@VisualEnjoyer9756
Жыл бұрын
He's like that character in a zombie game you upgrade weapons with that by the end manages to create a makeshift tank out of plywood, a lawnmower, duct tape and chewing gum for good meassure 😂
@nittayoshifumi8252
Жыл бұрын
major slingshot channel vibes lmao
@oxybe
Жыл бұрын
"I have never heard of this Florida of which you speak, but it sounds pretty based." -Vesper, 2022
@turtle3527
Жыл бұрын
Finally someone with a correct opinion Says I, a Florida resident
@Carl0sAmigo
Жыл бұрын
@@turtle3527 ohio residents are just having the worst times of their lives this year fr
@Shinobin333
Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what a Florida Man would say
@MyHabbits
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is like a sliding door. Completely functional and stays in his frame, but has absolutely no hinges.
@velvetpoltergeist
Жыл бұрын
How he argued "im not the most unhinged" and then ended up telling this story like this isn't proof he's been unhinged forever apparently Also, his "im totally alive, totally got blood" e^e he's a vampire confirmed
@hoboicykid
Жыл бұрын
In order to be hinged, he needed to understand what being unhinged means.
@bigsillyworm
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is probably the original Florida man
@MrCantStopTheRobot
Жыл бұрын
He is immortal, after all...
@MCtinRad
Жыл бұрын
The super soaker filled with fuel with the lit toothpick at the end is ingenious. I’m sad he never got to see if it worked
@MrCantStopTheRobot
Жыл бұрын
An alternate universe so bright he'd need sunglasses...
@louistennent
Жыл бұрын
It's also potentially very bad because depending on the specific plastic/ properties of the tiki fuel,it could eat through the plastic and leak
@FreshPenguin918
Жыл бұрын
It could also explode like an aerosol flamethrower.
@absalomdraconis
Жыл бұрын
In addition to what everyone else has said, supersoaker flamethrowers are prone to melting (or possibly even catching in fire) if successfully used- a useful flamethrower requires more than just the ability to shoot out burning fuel.
@GregAtlas
Жыл бұрын
It's not too late.
@Flugmorph
Жыл бұрын
love how he calls his parents "the authorities" lol
@chil3988
Жыл бұрын
You know that movie "Home Alone"? That was actually based on the real life of Vesper as a kid.
@tomb_rooke
Жыл бұрын
Felt old.
@orangeapples
Жыл бұрын
Was? Vesper just bought a spear.
@PO-xk3qd
Жыл бұрын
He bought a what!?
@velveteensallet949
Жыл бұрын
@@PO-xk3qd Got himself a boar-hunting spear during his suspension. Then he went camping.
@CyAA-ri2us
Жыл бұрын
Between Vesper buying a spear, Pekora buying a monkey, and Botan/Aki/Roboco collabing with an Indonesian First-Lady and the most unhinged political jetsetter across Southeast Asia... How are we this fine morning, fellow Hololive-fans?
@kurokonatsuki3170
Жыл бұрын
This few weeks have been crazy if your a Hololive fan.
@ddpfortini5039
Жыл бұрын
He's basically a KND character lmao
@kaykay8694
Жыл бұрын
Maybe his memories from when he was an operative were never fully erased...
@ShadowReignhart
Жыл бұрын
@@kaykay8694 He wrote the Book of KND. He is a scholar.
@justletmeuseyoutube213
Жыл бұрын
KND?
@banzaibomb4980
Жыл бұрын
@@justletmeuseyoutube213 kids next door
@mr.jokermaker4539
Жыл бұрын
@@justletmeuseyoutube213 You kids would't get it
@mitch-zf5cz
Жыл бұрын
Man, Vesper has lived quite the wild life haha
@kagesentai
Жыл бұрын
can't believe we actually have a Florida Man VTuber now...
@kurokonatsuki3170
Жыл бұрын
CHAD Vesper: he was a kid, but he's already a Florida MAN.
@astrealove2247
Жыл бұрын
I guess this explains why he enjoy Rogue-like games as much as he do.
@MrCantStopTheRobot
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure when Hurricane Katrina hit, he was piloting a fanboat in the Cajun Navy, (carrying an umbrella, ofc, because vampire), rescuing N'Orleanders from the flood.
@hadriennogueira3726
Жыл бұрын
He actually told a story before about going out to a bar to drink during a hurricane, and his roommates got super pissed at him
@uhoh7545
Жыл бұрын
> because vampire Meds.
@MrCantStopTheRobot
Жыл бұрын
@@uhoh7545 you don't enjoy lore?
@uhoh7545
Жыл бұрын
@MrCantStopTheRobot he's a completely human scholar with an accurately displayed age of 28. What are you talking about.
@MrCantStopTheRobot
Жыл бұрын
@@uhoh7545 I see. You're trying to deny the existence of vampires to lower our collective guard, and allow them to get closer to us.
@shanehunts342
Жыл бұрын
I yearn to be like this man, he's like my role model at this point.
@Feuerhamster
Жыл бұрын
A cursed thought - Vesper and his younger brother are basically Edgar and Sabin.
@usagis294
Жыл бұрын
as a floridian, he's an honorary florida man
@fauxvier8519
Жыл бұрын
Its a miracle this guy got to adulthood
@niki1292
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, grandpa's youth... Survival to the fittest... His backyard is basically a battleground...
@IMOJIST
Жыл бұрын
i can just imagine vesper going full on bear grylls as soon as he goes 3d lmao
@aznravechild6i9
Жыл бұрын
I mean...one of the largest universities in Florida has a mascot that carries a burning spear on horseback. Vesper would feel right at home.
@shinodamasaru7945
Жыл бұрын
Vesper the best storyteller ever.
@joditiarsutrisno5556
Жыл бұрын
Phineas : " could this guy be one of my people " Ferb : **Nod intensively*
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince
Жыл бұрын
These stories remind me of the time me, my brother, and a friend of ours built a treehouse in our backyard out of some wood that we stole by disassembling the wood picket fence of a nearby abandoned house.
@plasticold2167
Жыл бұрын
Good times, I remember hanging out with a friend near this huge tree close to the cafe our families went to and we just wanted to make weapons so we could play pretend battles and duels. All we had was branches, though, so we never made anything too dangerous, even if we wanted.
@Red_Valentine
Жыл бұрын
I missed his talks
@baron6148
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I like him so much but it's because he is literally a copy of my best friend
@kuzumadesu
Жыл бұрын
He would be the ultimate scholar
@purplelord8531
Жыл бұрын
i was just watching this stream how the fuck???
@tlshortyshorty5810
Жыл бұрын
I had plans of making a nerf gun that fired lit matchsticks never got off the ground
@ginko2297
Жыл бұрын
Floridaman is my favorite super hero.
@gracusa
Жыл бұрын
When I tried making crystals I accidentally ate the fluid and it never grew
@clintongriffin2077
Жыл бұрын
I was this kind of kid also. But Wisconsin not Florida. Vesper is amazing
@DarkhalfBreed
Жыл бұрын
Vesper sounds like my dad and/or uncle
@randomgirlgtxq6421
Жыл бұрын
?????! the more I learn about him, the more I go...?!?!?!?!?!?
@coolskeleton2767
Жыл бұрын
oh so this was the reason why he bought a spear
@trueherokoinzell2817
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is spear obsessed
@ryanryan3220
Жыл бұрын
He made an Ork Flamer
@guilherme5094
Жыл бұрын
Faq.. Legend!
@luminess1554
Жыл бұрын
I can hear Blue Öyster Cult somwhere in the background...
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