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@Optuhmist
5 ай бұрын
I feel like you're just trolling Helix at this point, first the balut fiasco and now this. Helix Sleep, proud sponsor of animal organ sausages.
@killsalot78
5 ай бұрын
get a bigger counter for more coupons
@srgarathnor
5 ай бұрын
please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!
@jayl5032
5 ай бұрын
Pee is stored in the balls.
@TremendousAblutions
5 ай бұрын
@@srgarathnor thats actually a prime idea mr sausage should make videos with weird combinations that shouldnt be
@sirdinkus6537
5 ай бұрын
Mr. Sausage rediscovers the original purpose of the sausage, making palatable gross chunks of animals that no one would eat otherwise.
@arealhuman826
5 ай бұрын
Eyeball and testicle sausage
@TsunboRecords
5 ай бұрын
Exactly :)
@spaceacepl4636
5 ай бұрын
terrible meat to tasty sausages
@orichumo
5 ай бұрын
omg is true
@MadeByForce
5 ай бұрын
We've come full circle
@DougTheFresh
5 ай бұрын
I can only imagine Mrs. Sausage’s horror whenever she hears “FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!!”
@bellenesatan
5 ай бұрын
Not ever since He's been banished to the basement.
@pirojfmifhghek566
5 ай бұрын
Imagine not only hearing "FIVE MARK RUFFALOS!" but "FIVE OUT OF FIVE!" while clouds of piss stank waft from the basement.
@MatthewTheWanderer
5 ай бұрын
Why does she care? She doesn't have clean it!
@CroniXw0rd88
5 ай бұрын
This made me spit out my drink, thank you
@Jamesjimjimmy
5 ай бұрын
Best comment
@mileshill7196
5 ай бұрын
No Mr. Sausage, pee is stored in the balls.
@TheUltimateMolotov
5 ай бұрын
Thats why women dont pee ;)
@RamenPoweredShitFactory
5 ай бұрын
Which he has already sausaged and eaten
@FatAlbertFanClub
5 ай бұрын
@@TheUltimateMolotov no no for women pee is stored in the ovaries.
@pricelessagony
5 ай бұрын
@@TheUltimateMolotov LMAO
@sonicalex2536
5 ай бұрын
I thought that’s where deez was stored
@nguyentandung42
5 ай бұрын
The fact that it still managed to be a 5/5 despite him not cutting out the smelly part in the center shows how much work the spices truly do.
@sanjeev.rao3791
5 ай бұрын
And the butter powder, it probably was the hero of the sausage
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
5 ай бұрын
Or that he didn't pre-soak the kidneys.
@nguyentandung42
5 ай бұрын
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine you don’t really need to soak it if you clean out the gland with a sharp knife so the gross stuff won’t go over all the meat.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
5 ай бұрын
@@nguyentandung42 Fair enough.
@FrostyMeerkat
5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe mr sausage would cut off his own kids knees for a simple sausage
@JustLizYT
5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised it took him this long.
@gothicfan52
5 ай бұрын
He cut his goats knees off???
@Praisethesunson
5 ай бұрын
He got those kid knees from the park.
@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
5 ай бұрын
That's where the adage "throwing the baby out with the bath water" comes from. Babies are born without developed knees so you're supposed to age them for the kid knee flavor? Idk, I'm not really a butcher :3
@hermaeus_jackson
5 ай бұрын
The noise of a will it blow has never made me recoil before. Truly horrific. 10/10
@teamtoysoldier7840
5 ай бұрын
I read this comment seconds before it happened and i as well recoiled at the sound of it, I didn't think such a noise was possible
@apocalypsecod
5 ай бұрын
At least it got the well deserved 5/5.
@StormsparkPegasus
5 ай бұрын
Splat. I have heard explosive diarrhea make that noise too.
@Jude020507
5 ай бұрын
It made me jump in a way that felt almost animal, like it activated my fight or flight.
@Dracophile7
5 ай бұрын
Doritos Dinosaur is just a persona to hide the fact that Theodore Rex is a dinosaur of class forced to live in a hovel
@altacc5116
5 ай бұрын
With his sidekick Whoopee Goldberg
@HarmonyOmega
5 ай бұрын
I like the idea that Doritos Dinosaur is posh and civil off camera and his wild Doritos personality is purely an act for the camera
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
5 ай бұрын
Indubitably! 🎩 🍷🦖
@axelcordova8262
5 ай бұрын
The saga of the body parts sausage continues.
@phontoid
5 ай бұрын
its like yu-gi-o h one day hes gonna combine all of the body part sausages and make an ultimate sausage
@ZhuDaoLong
5 ай бұрын
Building up to the Frank-enstein
@coolboyyo654
5 ай бұрын
soon we can assemble a body out of sausages
@guinea_horn
5 ай бұрын
All meat comes from a body part my friend
@Sugarman96
5 ай бұрын
Soon ox tail guy will get his retribution.
@guzy4289
5 ай бұрын
Wow, 5/5 Ruffalos and a 5/5 sausage. Not the first, and definitely not the last, but rare when it happens.
@bitchgut
5 ай бұрын
do you know which other sausage got a double 5?
@nos9510
5 ай бұрын
i mean, that will it blow was sick dude.
@Nanuks_Fun_Zone
5 ай бұрын
Water sausage
@thomas9teenat4
5 ай бұрын
@@bitchgut The McRib sausage
@Dracophile7
5 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel...
@oroontheheels
5 ай бұрын
As soon as video started i thought “oh it’s a shame Mr.Sausage doesn’t know that he needs to soak kidney before cooking”. But turns out he knew but just decided to skip this step. Absolute mad lad. And then it was 5/5 Ruffalos and 5/5 sausage. Amazing episode, amazing channel. Dorito Dino is a treasure too.
@BronzeMantis
5 ай бұрын
Probably got a 5/5 because he drowned it in butter powder.
@RipraptorGaming
5 ай бұрын
The rare double 5 sausage has graced our presence once more
@MSGaccentBABY
5 ай бұрын
Wait we’ve had one before?
@Volgeirea
4 ай бұрын
I can’t remember the other 5+5 sausage we’ve had!
@javiersaugar376
5 ай бұрын
Costco Sausages. Grind a Chicken Bake, a Pizza, A hotdog , Chicken Caesar salad, whatever sandwich variant your local Costco has, the churro, and the parfait and frozen coffee. Into a sausage and then ask if it's worth the membership fee!
@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds
5 ай бұрын
THIS
@Nachiebree
5 ай бұрын
And then a lobster boiled in maple syrup after
@itsukarine
5 ай бұрын
too much bread, all the "mix it up and make it into a sausage" ones thus far with heavy carbs tend to just be overtaken and turned into bread with la croix levels of flavor hints
@javiersaugar376
5 ай бұрын
@@itsukarine having plenty of bread has never stopped us from having some good sausages. Plus having the ice cream, the lettuce and other fixings should at least provide enough moisture to prevent the bread from overtaking. He can also just introduce some without bread, he's done that in past sausages
@theIargedude
5 ай бұрын
i'm glad butter powder is a part of the team now
@mikem1765
5 ай бұрын
Doritos dinosaur has delivered us a double 5/5! Buy the ticket, take the ride!
@key099able
5 ай бұрын
A rare 5/5 Mark Ruffalo’s and Sausage.
@RobKaiser_SQuest
5 ай бұрын
That's, like, twenty-five points all around
@Grisu.
5 ай бұрын
@@susrock1152 its your fault for checking the comments before watching.
@Enclave.
5 ай бұрын
@@susrock1152 Who looks at the comments before watching the video? The comments are always rife with spoilers.
@someone8653
5 ай бұрын
@@Grisu. They could be watching through their phones, It's almost unavoidable because KZitem pops It up.
@davibote7040
5 ай бұрын
and 5 bucks
@cormorantcolors
5 ай бұрын
I genuinely had a dream about this. Mr. Sausage was in my dream and he said “That’s the kidney water!” and I was so repulsed that I woke up
@Krecikdwamiljony
5 ай бұрын
Imagine the horror of Mrs Sausage hearing "FIIIIVE MAARK RUFFALOOOOOOS" from the basement
@jimjimsauce
5 ай бұрын
after the box art doritos dinosaur scene i thought “you know what? maybe i am becoming a fan of doritos dinosaur. maybe his time is coming. if i see him again i’ll probably become a real fan of him!” and then the end scene absolutely floored me i would like to see a lot more of doritos dinosaur in character and candidly, please mr sausage please!
@brynshannon6692
5 ай бұрын
Are you kidding me? *THIS* is the episode that gets a combination 5/5 Sausage Score AND 5 Mark Ruffalos!?!
@butteryfriedwizard2219
5 ай бұрын
I fell asleep at Mr Sausage's house, now there's this line of stitches on my side.
@kelseyjaffer
5 ай бұрын
do these kidneys look familiar to you?
@dl1277
5 ай бұрын
I like how dorritos dinosaur sounds like rockso the rocking clown from metalocalypse
@mclovin6039
5 ай бұрын
I'm rockso! And I do cocaine!!!
@friftar9
5 ай бұрын
So that's why that voice sounded so familiar!
@dovahkiindragonborn7669
5 ай бұрын
Yessss ive said that the first time he appeared! I WANT SO SEE HIM SNORT A LINE OF DORITO DUST
@janopsilver
5 ай бұрын
In hungary we usually make sausages with pig kidney, liver, raw bacon and rice. But we use them pre-cooked.
@dracodistortion9447
5 ай бұрын
as the boyfriend of a Romanian girl I'm legally obligated to bring up Transylvania to every hungarian i meet
@Neil.Anblomi
4 ай бұрын
That sounds kinda like what we call boudain.
@fshgjguhergbertyuihg
5 ай бұрын
Oh Mr. sausage.... You keep me young, but you also age me drastically...
@lumpy1093
5 ай бұрын
He Benjamin Button's you while also using the power of the sun to radiate you and give you cancer, it's a Mashup of life and death! Just don't eat the menthol sausage. B)
@BJGvideos
5 ай бұрын
I feel like Mrs Sausage would say that too
@DoggoneNexus
5 ай бұрын
A double 5/5, expanded Doritos Dinosaur lore, some Mrs. Sausage sass, AND bonus sewage backup - what a great episode
@seronymus
5 ай бұрын
As an earthquake survivor a couple hours ago, im glad my kidneys werent ground into sausage by the earth.
@Mr.man712
5 ай бұрын
I hope you're doing okay buddy
@alecity4877
5 ай бұрын
Chile, New York & New Jersey or Japan? Or was there another one kn Taiwan? Hope you are alright.
@nickadams7080
5 ай бұрын
attention seeker
@seronymus
5 ай бұрын
@@Mr.man712 by God's grace I'm fine, ironically it was just an alarm clock for me after many weeks of a health crisis (mostly anxiety and high BP but I'm improving), last night I worried my pulse was too low from beta blocker but everyone tells me to not worry. The earthquake was last thing I minded it was 4.8 at most anyway! 🙏
@Mr.Business34
5 ай бұрын
+2
@NAAAAAIL
5 ай бұрын
was not expecting a 5/5 blow, sauasage, and expanded universe lore on the doritos dinosaur. today is a good day.
@mellowyello1478
5 ай бұрын
"It smells like liver and pee!" That sounds like a recipe for disaster
@MatthewTheWanderer
5 ай бұрын
Considering what kidneys do, that makes sense!
@drewbiechillington3092
5 ай бұрын
Doritos dinosaur secretly the brains of the whole operation. I'm convinced.
@aveleziii
5 ай бұрын
the endless optimism and energy of doritos dinosaur is an inspiration. the fact that he still has all his teeth after all the drugs required to generate that manic energy is even more impressive
@carsonhales2449
5 ай бұрын
Video 55 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage! Like so he can see this over and over!!!
@OrdinarySausage
5 ай бұрын
French fries just don’t sausage well :/
@IceTypeFennekin
5 ай бұрын
@@OrdinarySausageWHEN HAS THAT STOPPED YOU BEFORE?!
@dotmavriq
5 ай бұрын
@@OrdinarySausage DEW IT
@lilkobold9455
5 ай бұрын
Got a response, an unfortunate one though
@carsonhales2449
5 ай бұрын
@@OrdinarySausageyou won’t stop me!!!
@walu1g1
5 ай бұрын
Wow, never thought that a lesser known blink-182 Song could get a sausage-cover, but here we are
@mannmedic5648
5 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@alt-epi
5 ай бұрын
Sausage Lips.
@cal2650
5 ай бұрын
Plus box art. Dude Ranch double dip.
@banditkinggyo9784
5 ай бұрын
I imagine being Mrs. Sausage trying to relax and hearing "5 Mark Ruffalos" muffled from the basement knowing full and well there is a terrible mess down there.
@bigredradish
5 ай бұрын
this is it. this is the first episode i cannot possibly eat while watching. and i SAW the lost episode
@DragnSly
5 ай бұрын
I love how butter powder has now become a staple in the sausage seasoning arsenal.
@stargazer3424
5 ай бұрын
Dorito dinosaur’s character arc is Oscar worthy
@CU.SpaceCowboy
5 ай бұрын
the compounding interest mrs sausage! the compounding interest!!
@lucifermorningstar4606
5 ай бұрын
Steak and kidney pie is very popular in the UK. Steak is a stretch though, it is stewing steak.. so random off cuts of beef.
@samuelrivera5312
5 ай бұрын
5 all around. A historic moment folks
@lancebradshaw4829
5 ай бұрын
The sound that this "will it blow" made is one the most satisfying I've heard.
@supadupt7278
5 ай бұрын
What a marvelous Will It Blow. Looks like the wall someone got shot in front of.
@echomikoart
5 ай бұрын
It's been a long time since our last 5 Mark Ruffalos and 5/5 sausage. This is one for the books
@disgustingrat4839
5 ай бұрын
you NEED to replace the box Mr. Sausage Also, the kidney sausage has canonically recieved the highest rating.
@tigerking3297
5 ай бұрын
I love how butter powder has just become part of the process now. Makes me tempted to go get some and I know I won't really use it much.
@CasualRonin
5 ай бұрын
Was not expecting the lore of Doritos Dinosaur actually being Wino Dino.
@BruhBurger-wk4dt
5 ай бұрын
I like to imagine dorito dinosaur is an elegant gentle person that talks about the classic going into complex themes and conversations about the work of plato and Shakespeare
@RubyRedeye
5 ай бұрын
not sure what it was about this one in particular, but the sight of the kidney meat coming out of the grinder made me gasp and recoil in horror
@Moyrath
5 ай бұрын
I like how Mr Sausage kept picking up the sausage after trying it in disbelief of how good it was.
@jeremyfischer7856
5 ай бұрын
We did it, boys. We got a 5 out of 5 on both the sausage and the Ruffalos.
@OlGibby
5 ай бұрын
I was so happy to be featured in this episode. What organ should i donate next?
@perochialjoe
5 ай бұрын
A 5 Will It Blow and a 5 sausage score? That's a 1 in 1,000,000 sausage
@ViceAdmiralMcNugget
5 ай бұрын
How perfectly twisted that this, of all things, is a rare perfect 10/10 overall sausage.
@CloudCuckooKing
5 ай бұрын
"That's why they tell you to soak 'em before you use 'em" DID YOU NOT??????? Edit: Well I guess that butter powder makes even piss taste good. Can't argue with results.
@zzskyninjazz1821
5 ай бұрын
This is a guy who put menthol in a sausage, you’re surprised he didn’t soak kidneys?
@CloudCuckooKing
5 ай бұрын
I feel like there's a gulf between menthol and cow piss. Mainly that I can't buy cow piss flavored gum. Which I previously assumed was for the best.
@darrochhorton7550
5 ай бұрын
I can just imagine the dread mrs sausage feels when she hears the words "five mark ruffalos"
@giobbistar21
5 ай бұрын
Oh so Doritos Dinosaur can make an unprovoked cameo but Mannequinussy can’t? You disappoint me.
@AroundTheBlockAgain
4 ай бұрын
Butter powder was a monumental discovery and it feels like we're living in a better world now
@Toiletlord
5 ай бұрын
Dehydrate a steak, rehydrate it with the juice from juiced steaks.
@RamenPoweredShitFactory
5 ай бұрын
I see your comment every episode and I always like it, I respect the dedication.
@Toiletlord
5 ай бұрын
@@RamenPoweredShitFactorylast time I did this we eventually got the frito pie sausage.
@Jay_76
5 ай бұрын
I think this is the first sausage that has scored both 5 Mark Ruffalos and 5 out of 5. This is the perfect sausage!
@anistrashcan8536
5 ай бұрын
The first 5 blow and 5 sausage?
@MrGallonath44
5 ай бұрын
It's rare we see a 5 in the Ruffalo Scale and a 5 on the Sausage Scale. This is Sausage HISTORY.
@dr.trebuchet3836
5 ай бұрын
Pee is stored in the bladder, kidneys is where the pee is filtered. The stuff that's not good enough to go into the bladder hangs out in the kidneys. Delicious!
@soulfulmoth77
5 ай бұрын
Dude when's the last time we had a 5/5 blow AND a 5/5 sausage? This is history in the making!
@analogusthegreat
5 ай бұрын
Nice to meet a fellow intellectual who enters "First Name: Nunya Last Name: Business" as his name on online forums that have no business not being anonymous.
@QuestionBlockGaming
5 ай бұрын
Wait... is this history in the making? Is this the first time a sausage has been a 5/5 blow *AND* a 5/5 taste?
@nickmccack
5 ай бұрын
It always warms my heart when a sausage gets a 5 out of 5 in both will it blow and the taste test
@delpharino5375
5 ай бұрын
DORITOS DINOSAUR! "I FEEL A STORM ON THE HORIZON! MY TIME IS COMING!!"
@AJBrayWrites
5 ай бұрын
A 5/5 Mark Ruffalo *and* a 5/5 sausage‽ I got to watch history in the making.
@lol88133
5 ай бұрын
“Aren’t kidneys where the pee is stored?” No, that’s the balls.
@johndeerdrew
5 ай бұрын
Holy crap it's a double rainbow. This is a super rare episode that will go down in sausage history.
@xploration1437
5 ай бұрын
Kitten sausage
@hhdhpublic
5 ай бұрын
My god that sight of the liver pouring out of the grinder is one I wont easily forget :D this might compete with the balut in the stomach churning sights category lol
@bagnome
5 ай бұрын
Beef kidney would be a great way to stretch out meat. Like you could get a chuck roast and mix x amount of beef kidney into it to make the overall thing cheaper. But I mean, that is the purpose of sausage. To make use of cheaper stuff, and trimmings.
@bradthunderpants3283
5 ай бұрын
Or you could use beef heart Wich is like 1$ an lb and actually tastes really good.
@rubywest5166
5 ай бұрын
A la the Classic British Steak and Kidney pie!
@San-lh8us
5 ай бұрын
i like how now he found out the power of butter powder, he's putting it in everything
@danielbickford3458
5 ай бұрын
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
@Oaisus
5 ай бұрын
Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 17
@astro.
5 ай бұрын
Holy crap finally a 10/10 sausage. What a journey.
@CountBrandenburg
5 ай бұрын
A formidable will it blow and an incredible looking sausage. Double 5’s well deserved for that The change to using butter powder for the normal sausages is definitely helping the flavour profile
@OkellaWood
5 ай бұрын
The WIB was awesome! Great sound, great spread. Very indicative of a great Friday to come.
@alt-epi
5 ай бұрын
Damn, was not expecting multiple old-school blink references!
@bobatron72
5 ай бұрын
Lobster tail. Vick's vapo rub. Sous vide bag. You know what to do.
@YourRandomBAD
5 ай бұрын
Mr Sausage on 5 Ruffalos: 🥳📯😱 Mrs Sausage: *processing the 5 stages of grief leaning against a wall wondering where it all went wrong*
@dejEtack
5 ай бұрын
eventually Mr. Sausage is going to be able to rebuild an entire cow from sausage alone.
@smcm9977
5 ай бұрын
The sausage, the blow, the doritos dinosaur, what more could we want in a video.
@ilikejelloyay208
5 ай бұрын
Is this the first 5 will-it-blow AND 5 sausage? That will-it-blow belongs in the Hall of Fame.
@alexgreen2747
5 ай бұрын
always knew dr. dorito dinosaur m.d. was a connoisseur of fine living and true love
@codybill24
5 ай бұрын
The elusive 5/5 sausage with a 5 Mark Ruffalos, definitely found a winner here
@guwuega8010
Ай бұрын
when it came through the grinder i actually screamed and covered my mouth in cartoonish horror holy hell
@TK4052
5 ай бұрын
The placement of the ad before the Will It Blow created a whole lot of anxiety for me - I knew a 5/5 was coming but holy cow.
@Rastafarianinja
5 ай бұрын
As an ordinary sausage subscriber, I’m here to say that we love Doritos dinosaur
@ZavierFray
5 ай бұрын
As someone who listens to Blink-182 religiously I'm loving the Box art for this episode
@MelodyOo
5 ай бұрын
a super rare 5 Mark Ruffalo and 5/5 Sausage episode!! what a milestone congratulations!
@TheEyesofSyn
5 ай бұрын
If you wanted to take this beyond a 5/5 you can soak the beef kidney in a light brine of salted water and apple cider vinegar, it gets rid of the smell for the most part, and add some grated onion and Worcestershire sauce to the mince. Kidney is such a great, cheap, tasty filler meat, it amazing with caramelized onions and fried mushrooms in a pie. Im so glad you made this one!
@ZardChari
5 ай бұрын
What a legendary episode, both 5/5!
@Ferriswheel31
5 ай бұрын
5/5 Mark Ruffalos on a 5/5 sausage, truly a blessed episode.
@haileybalmer9722
5 ай бұрын
I think this is one for the books. This was a top notch episode. My favorites are always the ones the are surprisingly good.
@janemba42
5 ай бұрын
I appreciate the added flourish on the end of let's sausage
@sooz7740
5 ай бұрын
Please Ms. Sausage, an intervention is needed!
@3GoldBalls
2 ай бұрын
A true rarity when this sausage is both a 5/5 and the will-it-blow scale is 5 Mark Ruffalos.
@marioood
5 ай бұрын
the 5/5 will it blow and 5/5 sausage rating is truly amazing
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