Probably could've guessed a video on bad language might get a bad language restriction! I'd have lived with simple demonetisation but age-rating forces a sign-in to watch becoming a pain to YOU the viewer 💀 KZitem never specify what they don't like so I just censored things at random in a late panic, butchering my lovely video but better than missing a Matt Rose Monday. Sorry if this affects your enjoyment; I promise next vid that damn cussbell's GONE.
@personlookingatyoutubevideos
Ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rosehi
@Victoria_2763
Ай бұрын
lmao
@Xheddar
Ай бұрын
No, KZitem loves swear words, that's why the bots are still here
@MeghanIrene2
Ай бұрын
MATT ROSE IS MY HUSBAND I LOVE YOU MATT😘😘😘
@I_aint_active_no_more
Ай бұрын
Honestly that just keeps kids from saying dumb things here, how appropriate
@AirzelGekisho
Ай бұрын
when i was a kid, i thought "orgy" just meant a really wild party with lots of alcohol and stuff. my oldest cousin had just gone off to college, and when i saw her that year at thanksgiving i asked her "are you in a sorority? do they have big orgies?" and my aunt almost threw up from laughing so hard
@AirzelGekisho
Ай бұрын
little kid me also thought that "lesbian" was just slang for a sleazy asshole for some reason. i'm so sorry lesbians
@gappleofdiscord9752
Ай бұрын
it did mean that a few thousand years ago
@wow-roblox8370
Ай бұрын
@@gappleofdiscord9752hundread
@E_G_G..
Ай бұрын
I didnt know what f you meant before and ı asked to my sister and brother what it was
@erink476
Ай бұрын
I think I had this misconception at one point because of how the Asterix books (or at least the English translations) use the the word. Might have been historically accurate, given Gapple's reply, but it's not how the word is *generally* used in English. Thankfully I never said it to an adult.
@matthewkendrick8280
Ай бұрын
A girl in high school told me that, when she was little, she thought testicles meant your internal organs. One time at dinner she heard the water rumbling around in her belly, and promptly announced to her whole family that she felt her testicles moving.
@TheR6R6R
Ай бұрын
Underrated.
@TheQueenOfCards
Ай бұрын
i never said the word testicles as a kid, but i remember thinking that they were in everyone's body, and looked like small beans.
@Ganimator-e
Ай бұрын
@@TheQueenOfCards so like... kidneys?
@HonkLoser
Ай бұрын
@@TheQueenOfCardsTechnically not wrong, but not exactly right, either.
@binary_terror2
Ай бұрын
so basically mixed it up with intestines?
@joshhaworth2155
Ай бұрын
I've been told that, as a baby, I had trouble saying the "tr" sound, and it came out as an "f" sound instead. Needless to say, my parents enjoyed pointing at trucks and asking me what they were called.
@youssefbencheikh8637
Ай бұрын
I was anticipating the punchline, yet it still hit me like a -f- truck
@rennakahara7851
Ай бұрын
I also had the same problem when I was a toddler. I also really liked big trucks. My mom got some extremely judgy stares when I was pointing out every truck in the vicinity while she was waiting for her oil change.
@Finn2342
Ай бұрын
this hit me like a fuck
@tailpig6417
Ай бұрын
Wonder if you ever pointed out a firefuck
@aratherlargerodent
Ай бұрын
You mean you had fouble with it
@princeberton
Ай бұрын
When I was a kid I had a striped fish I wanted to name a cross between “Nemo” and “Tigger”. My parents vetoed my idea
@Potatoes-rw1wv
Ай бұрын
*I’M DYING*
@polymations
Ай бұрын
💀
@Vanta526
Ай бұрын
I hope it was Timo, I HOPE IT WAS TIMO.
@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle
Ай бұрын
@@Vanta526 Temu the fish. Wait, why is it drowning?
@supersmashseandx1991
Ай бұрын
Jesus
@erf.olglos
Ай бұрын
when i was a kid i yelled "WANKER 😃" in a clothes shop and promptly got shushed by my family members
@lookatjayzjewelz
Ай бұрын
I was on the internet as a kid, and i saw a video that said "SURPRISE MF" and seconds after seeing it i repeated it to my passing older sister who took 5s to process 😂
@stupidity_lolzzz
Ай бұрын
Oh my
@CrustyFox87
Ай бұрын
LOL
@JadeTheIdiot184
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@SwitchbackSylveon
Ай бұрын
Would've been funnier if you were in a car and shouted it at people waiting at a bus stop
@SecretIdentityStudio
Ай бұрын
I was told as a child that "keep it in your pants" meant you should keep your wallet in your pocket so it wouldn't get stolen. You can imagine what happened.
@danielflanard8274
Ай бұрын
I would not want to be the adult on the other end of that interaction.
@thedoodlianfella
Ай бұрын
* wallet falls on the floor You: Hey, mister! Keep it in your pants!
@yayvids
Ай бұрын
okay but it's legit disgusting whoever told you that like tf
@ShukaHusk
25 күн бұрын
@@yayvidsnah man that's just funny
@DraftingandCrafting
Күн бұрын
@@yayvids I can easily imagine the scenario where it is overheard and questioned, then explained away with a seemingly innocuous lie not considering the chain of events that may be set in motion.
@liamboyd3705
Ай бұрын
I said so many stupid things as a child my mother has a journal of all my quotes that is 87 pages long
@dirhi
Ай бұрын
Sotp is a good choice for me
@MelodiTheMess
Ай бұрын
@@liamboyd3705 was that the swear of 87?!
@JessePinkman_69420
Ай бұрын
@@dirhi The hell does sotp mean
@dirhi
Ай бұрын
@@JessePinkman_69420 Yes
@dirhi
Ай бұрын
@@JessePinkman_69420 No
@antlermagick
Ай бұрын
When I was 8, my grandad asked what we'd been learning about in history, and I said "the Catholics and the Prostitutes"... 😮
@paperstrawsYT
Ай бұрын
What did you even mean? Puritans?
@daytwentytwo
Ай бұрын
@@paperstrawsYT I think they meant Protestants
@antlermagick
Ай бұрын
@@paperstrawsYT Protestants!
@paperstrawsYT
Ай бұрын
@@antlermagick Ohh that makes more sense LOL
@grammar_ash
Ай бұрын
Oh my gosh, I used to always use the wrong words and mix up these three terms: - Persecute - Prosecute - Prostitute I would say things like "we can't shoplift or else we will be persecuted" or "they prostituted them in court" and then be like "wait that's not the word"
@alansmithee419
Ай бұрын
This is why you either don't tell a kid what something means, or you tell them exactly what it means, no euphemisms.
@GuilhermeMichel
Ай бұрын
some cases won't work
@Ramsey276one
Ай бұрын
First one of the video, DEFINITELY!
@alansmithee419
Ай бұрын
@@GuilhermeMichel Almost nothing is universally applicable, but I can't think of any counterexamples *shrug*
@Nella_nova
Ай бұрын
The first one won't work
@Kabslantivity2000
Ай бұрын
What's a euphenism?
@Purplethylacinez
Ай бұрын
A kid in my 8th grade class thought “fetish” meant obsession and ended up getting weird looks after trying to say he was obsessed with cats
@RedstoneAdvisor
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@dallyhall
Ай бұрын
No bc why did my english teacher have fetish as vocabulary word and explain it JUST LIKE THAT "Having an affiliation for something/being obsessed with something" 😭 everyone in class was either disgusted or confused
@TheEclipseNecrozma
Ай бұрын
The vocabulary videos we watched (and thus, my English teacher) taught us that definition...
@winged.lightsss
Ай бұрын
Oh no, I was bound to find one I relate to eventually. One time, when I was 11, sneaking onto the internet, I posted in the middle of a forum community I was on that I had a "raven fetish" thinking it just meant that I was obsessed with ravens (they wrre my favourite bird at the time)... got a lot of concerned replies and had no idea why... nine years later I still want to evaporate thinking about it
@Robospy1
Ай бұрын
That definition is somewhat true, but doesn't mention the sexual nature of the obsession lol
@ldhsmash2718
Ай бұрын
I, at 3 years old couldn’t put on a shoe so yelled “OH BOLLOCKS” when confronted by my mother, I simply said “but dad says it!”
@alexeiyugosavnov
Ай бұрын
I recall earnestly trying to convince my friends that while ‘shit’ may be a bad and naughty word, ‘bullshit’ was perfectly fine. No idea how that came about.
@electra_
Ай бұрын
to be fair, I think "ass" is more of a naughty word than "badass" so there's precedent
@MeblIkea
Ай бұрын
@@electra_ I'm not native English (/ don't live in a English speaking country), and at a family dinner, I once said "It's badass" (because I heard it on KZitem). I immediately regretted what I just said, because the whole family spent like 10 minutes, around the word badass, figuring out what it could mean (they knew).
@staeriix
Ай бұрын
I do remember my parents would let me say bullshit and badass and not just shit and ass lol
@DefinitelySpirit
Ай бұрын
Actually I think that's perfectly normal tbh
@MeblIkea
Ай бұрын
@@DefinitelySpirit Nah bro, cause they went like "Mhh, so an ass, that is bad..."
@lazarusrat6159
Ай бұрын
I was walking in a small city with my parents and they were talking. I loudly asked "WHAT IS A "HICK"?" and a lady turn around to look at us while entering a bank and she ran into the door and fell over.
@froggydraws_24
Ай бұрын
my little brother, about ten, once was saying he gave great advice to his friends and joking that they should pay him for it. he then said, “i’m a friend with benefits!” i immediately went “no. no. no. nope. no. nope”
@andynachos2045
Ай бұрын
I mean depending on how close the friend is he’s not wrong 😏
@ermm-uz5we
Ай бұрын
@@andynachos2045
@stormrider24
Ай бұрын
I WAS ONCE ASKED BY SOMEONE TO BE A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS WHEN I WAS IN 6TH GRADE
@therealmanguyman
Ай бұрын
why did you immediately assume the worst? I literally didn't even think of that until I saw the first reply.
@Jupiter-T
Ай бұрын
@@therealmanguyman I mean that's what you call it if are having sex with someone who otherwise is a friend, but without being in a romantic relationship. "Friends with benefits".
@genevaconvention5443
Ай бұрын
When I was in 4th grade, I heard one boy crying to the teacher that some older students had called him gay. I was confused, cause I thought it meant happy and so I decided to test it out at home. My older sibling was in a good mood and so I said, “You’re so gay.” Which prompted them to burst into tears and run to their room. My (very traditional) parents refused to tell me what it meant and 10 years later my older sibling and I talked about it again. THEY WERE IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL FOR KISSING A GIRL AND BEING RELENTLESSLY BULLIED AND THEY THOUGHT I KNEW AND WAS BULLYING THEM TOO 😭😭😭😭😭 WORST TIMING EVER
@demetribaldwin
Ай бұрын
Noooooo 😭😭 I hope your sibling is ok
@NoriMori1992
Ай бұрын
Your parents are bad 🙃
@suzannechender3964
Ай бұрын
Gay does actually mean happy or merry, but it isn't really used in that context any more. You can still find it meaning "happy" in older literature like Black Beauty (I think I remember learning that meaning of "gay" from that book)
@CrimzonLizard
Ай бұрын
I'm so so sorry! I hope they are okay now. I also hope that they are healing from the weight of your parents views. Much love.
@Jupiter-T
Ай бұрын
Wow that is just... yeah, that's about the worst timing for saying that, ever. But hopefully she knows now that you were just an oblivious kid with terrible timing? I hope she's able to live more freely now
@BreAd-jz9ny
Ай бұрын
My parents taught me that "hate" was a swear word. Up until I was 10, whenever I was mad at someone, I would say "I really really don't like you" in the most vile, insidious voice i could muster. Then I had the audacity to wonder why people didn't take me seriously
@Zestieee
Ай бұрын
❌ I hate you 😠 ✅ Good sir, I must inform you that I thoroughly dislike you. I cannot, in any fathomable way, stand your presence. Begone, as I hereby require you to leave these premises at once.
@reharm_reality
Ай бұрын
When I was in elementary school there was this boy who thought "shut up" was a swear, so he would always say "shutta" and then even though no one asked he would go "I didn't say it! I didn't say the p!"
@ZoeP2008
Ай бұрын
I was told "fart" was a bad word 😭😭😭 @@reharm_reality
@tinyblueunicorn7807
Ай бұрын
The edgy Carly Rae Jepsen version? 🤔
@kaleenar963
Ай бұрын
When I was younger I was doing a pirate impression and I said “Curse you! Arrrr!” to my mom, cause I heard Doofensmirtz say it, and she was so mad at me that I thought it was a swear word for a little while.
@circjit
Ай бұрын
"I used to drink out of a plunger" is a thought I will never get rid of
@connorbeith3232
Ай бұрын
That one's the worst, like how did that kid not get sick?
@asinglewritandgrit9252
Ай бұрын
Maybe they just didn’t need to plunge their toilet that often?
@G-force_GD
Ай бұрын
I’ll still never forget that time I was watching titanic and in the scene where the ship hits the iceberg the lookout says “pick up you bastards!” And here I was, little innocent 8 year old me like a fucking parrot going *_”BASTARDS!”_*
@ericaschoenberg7782
Ай бұрын
LOL i remember being like 12 and listening to music from les mis while my little brother was in the room, and one song came on that has "bastard" in the lyrics and I was so scared that I was accidentally going to teach him a bad word (I didn't know what it meant, just that it wasn't nice) but because the singer's accent was so thick, my brother thought he said "boston" and it didn't even register
@Dr4m4Qu33n-x3g
Ай бұрын
Made even worse by the fact that the word “bastard” is used multiple times in that movie. RIP your parents having to teach child you not to call anybody an unbelievable bastard 😭
@strogonoffcore
Ай бұрын
ayyy echolalia gang rise up
@lillisubs47
Ай бұрын
@@strogonoffcore ECHOLALIA GANG WHERE YOU AT?!?!
@starstruckstoat
Ай бұрын
This brought me back to the time when I was a kid and watched those pivot stickman animations and recreated them in comics with hamsters as the characters...once I saw an animation of a stickman being ran over and saying "YOU JUST RAN OVER ME YOU BASTARD" and I drew out the entire thing. And I showed it to my counselor at after school. 😁
@TheStarsTwilight
Ай бұрын
Oh no, the OP of that last one. The sheer horror and regret of doing that for YEARS must have been immeasurable
@paperstrawsYT
Ай бұрын
I didn’t even experience it and yet I wanna gouge my ears out
@UnreliableArsonist
Ай бұрын
They probably died of disgust moments later
@GalinaEv
Ай бұрын
@@UnreliableArsonistim gagging here as well
@Roundhay2718
Ай бұрын
Ultimate Skull Emoji time
@psyduckrules
Ай бұрын
@@Roundhay2718 That sounds like a potential Matt Rose video title…
@dogski2822
Ай бұрын
You think mistaking “brothel” for a soup kitchen is bad? I thought it was a NUNNERY…
@seanthestewart
Ай бұрын
If you think about it, a nunnery is pretty much a harem for god
@PichuFan4ever
Ай бұрын
@@seanthestewartGreat, I'm never gonna forget this ever
@thecreativebois
Ай бұрын
same
@SandySalamander
Ай бұрын
I THOUGHT A BROTHEL WAS A BAR 😭
@Lordmewtwo151
Ай бұрын
I mean, Nunnery was slang for one in Shakespear's time, so there's that.
@VideoViperX
Ай бұрын
I've got a story. When I was about from ages 7-9, I watched Gabriel Iglesias' stand up comedy on Netflix. Obviously, he had some inappropriate jokes, and I learned a specific word I won't say until the end. I thought this word meant drunk, tipsy, something along the lines of that, because of how he was acting when he said that. Some time after that, I had McDonald's and had a milkshake, and I felt tired and weird. Not drunk, but I wanted to make a joke by acting like I was. So I was walking back home with my mother and I was acting drunk, and just before I got home, I randomly blurted out (also while a stranger was walking by) "I'M HORNY"
@Master_Conner
Ай бұрын
Throughout reading this comment, nothing could've prepared me for the twist.
@HughJass-bb4si
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@elisecode2212
Ай бұрын
@@VideoViperX pleased to say I predicted that immediately
@iantaakalla8180
14 күн бұрын
This is like a stand-up joke itself.
@mrlgreenthunder7138
Ай бұрын
When I was about 10, my family took a road trip. It took 4 days of driving all day to get to our destination and 4 days to get back, and by the third day, my parents were stressed (and I can say with 100% certainty that me and my 6 year old brother asking “when will we get home” every 10 minutes didn’t help). At some point, our gps wasn’t cooperating, and my mom was frustrated with just about anything that dared catch her notice. While she was trying to figure out where she was going, a train kept blowing its horn, and finally, she snapped and yelled “Where even is that fricking train!” My innocent little brother helpfully informed her that “the fricking train is over there mom!” I wasn’t old enough to know what that meant yet, but my brain decided to join my dad’s descent into laughter, and now that moment is forever carved into my memories.
@arianna8906
2 күн бұрын
ALASTOR PFP (ignore my pfp and acc i havent used this account for like 2 years)🤩
@AngieEnder
Ай бұрын
I was talking about My Hero Academia with my mom back when I was in my anime phase of middle school. I decided to do an impression of Bakugou, the rival of the main character. There was a certain word he used semi-frequently, and I assumed it was at about the same level as calling someone an idiot. So, in the car ride home with my little brother next to me, I shouted at my mother as loud as I could reasonably be, "You BASTARD!"
@waleedalarmanazi159
Ай бұрын
Rest in peace, angieEnder, your mother probably made sure you never watched anime again 😂💀
@Fl1m1r1g1
Ай бұрын
And that, kids, is one of the many reasons why you shouldn’t watch anime!
@KidKomical
Ай бұрын
How did you never hear that word until middle school??
@AngieEnder
Ай бұрын
@@KidKomical I went to a very small, religious school as a kid😅
@Pinkywinkykinky
Ай бұрын
Bakugo being a bad influence as usual I see
@void6292
Ай бұрын
I used to think "incest" was a synonym for "ship" because of some horror story I read when I was 8 or so (there was no incest in the story itself, it was simply mentioned and the context was too vague for me to understand it). I'm SO GLAD nobody listened to me when I tried to ask one of my classmates if a pair of anime characters she was showing us on her phone were incested or not💀
@TheAltMapper
Ай бұрын
omg I thought you said ship as in boat I was like tf??
@yayvids
Ай бұрын
would make you look like a proshipper
@obamnaprismus
Ай бұрын
@@TheAltMapper I was picturing something like an icebreaker akin to the Titanic called the H.M.S. Incest, that was way funnier than the actual story
@transatlanticnostalgia4655
Ай бұрын
@obamnaprismus "An icebreaker akin to the Titanic". My friend, Titanic was an ocean liner. If history taught us anything, it's that she was definitely NOT an icebreaker😊.
@obamnaprismus
Ай бұрын
@@transatlanticnostalgia4655 People claimed the Titanic was unsinkable. It was meant as an icebreaker. Whether she worked as one or not is a different story
@sylph8005
Ай бұрын
I had a teacher named Mr. Castle and one time when everyone was running around I overheard an unidentified voice say “Mr. Castle without the C” so I loudly proclaimed, to his face, what sounded like “Mr. Asshole”
@cheesierglint02
Ай бұрын
Was he a history teacher?
@sylph8005
Ай бұрын
@@cheesierglint02 English
@amadandearbhte4318
Ай бұрын
When I was 9 or so, I got one of those weird teenage girl books for Christmas from a family member. The sort of book that had personality quizzes, best haircut for face your face shape, compatibility with other star signs, what colours suit you, shopping advice etc. It also contained activities for a sleepover. A year later I finally had my first sleepover and was so excited to do the things I'd read about in this book. I brought my book along to do the activities with my friends. I started out with the introduction quiz filling in our names, favourite colour etc. Then as any teenage girl book thing does, it asked 'who is your crush?'. I oh innocent child had never heard this word before and asked my friends what it meant. They laughed at me and then described it as 'a boy you love'. Well my (as it turns out) ace arse was baffled by this statement. I mean, what boys could one possibly love. There seemed to be only one option for me. "Well... I love my dad!" Naturally my friends laughed at me again, but I thought it was just cause it was a dorky thing to say. The next night I told my dad I had a crush on him thinking he'd be pleased💀 He put on a stern face and said "don't say that" with no explanation. I wouldn't find out what the word actually meant until I was 13😭
@dakotahrickard
Ай бұрын
AWWWWWWWWWW. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I hope I never accidentally shut my littles down like that. Also, that's seriously super cute. You deserve hugs.
@catluvr2
Ай бұрын
@@amadandearbhte4318 You go be a wonderful ace. ❤
@waleedalarmanazi159
Ай бұрын
That was really cute lol
@malmart0
Ай бұрын
Dude it sucks when parents get mad at you and they don't explain it, like, dude, explain it, it's not too inappropriate for you to explain Also comment gives off sweet vibes
@DefinitelySpirit
Ай бұрын
Aww that's so sweet lol, well.. most of it. Yeah I'm noticing a trend with this comment section and people being ace and not realizing something like this lol
@gabrielelias_
Ай бұрын
One time in college I fell really hard outside, and when I was telling a group of friends about it I said “I just ate ass on the pavement out there!” I was confusing “ate shit” and “busted my ass” 😭
@Vanta526
Ай бұрын
DON’T EAT A**. ON THE PAVEMENT. /ref
@elisecode2212
17 күн бұрын
“Busted my ass” still wouldn’t make sense though, it means ‘worked hard’ lol
@vixy2321
Ай бұрын
I once said “whos your daddy” when I was 12 while spanking some dough. I didn’t understand it, but my mom looked horrified.
@yayvids
Ай бұрын
please tell me your not serious
@vixy2321
Ай бұрын
@@yayvids I saw the vine where that one lady was spanking dough and said that, and I thought it would have been funny to do the exact same thing.. Even though my parents knew nothing about vine and wouldn’t get the reference. That was a fun time.
@DriestApollo
Ай бұрын
When I was young I though condom was short for "condominium," and you can imagine the weird looks I got 💀
@Zestieee
Ай бұрын
i can see why you would think that honestly. and the word "condo" exists which does sound very similar
@BigBoy-v5d
Ай бұрын
"Oh yeah, I live across from the big condom"
@REM_sheep
Ай бұрын
"Oh yeah I live in a condom a few blocks over!"
@psyduckrules
Ай бұрын
@@REM_sheep LOL!
@nathanstroud2223
8 күн бұрын
The way my mom described adultery to me when I was young was something to the effect of "it's when two people pretend to be married to each other when they're actually not." Pretty clever way of being vague about it while getting the point across in a way I would understand when I got older.
@Razer_-fe9mo
Ай бұрын
We need a Jurassic Park move where the dinosaurs just shout "FFUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK" at people.
@Paulafan5
Ай бұрын
I'd say that was ridiculous, but Starlord was able to stop Velociraptors from attacking by merely putting his hand up. He did it in the last movie to raptors that he didn't even "train", which is even more ridiculous. Bring on the cursing T-Rex!
@psyduckrules
Ай бұрын
@@Razer_-fe9mo I never liked the Jurassic Park movies. I didn’t dislike them, or anything I was indifferent. I never liked bloody movies, like the The Lord of the Rings movies growing up. Now I don’t mind it as much. Aaanyyywaaayyy, I would totally watch all the Jurassic Park movies back-to-back if the dinosaur, etc. vocalizations were all replaced with ‘fuuuuuck!’.
@psyduckrules
Ай бұрын
@@Paulafan5 You reminded me of Matt Rose playing what I think was a Jurassic Park movie clip and he was “Don’t move. It’s a Tyrannosaurus rexasaurus.” It was the video on wrong abbreviation meanings.
@A-uj3bl
Ай бұрын
Somewhat similar - once was at a camp at it was raining and we were all indoors and some people thought it'd be fun to do a catwalk and I was like "Don't worry guys I've got this" and got on my hands and knees and started meowing
@frostthegrey
Ай бұрын
if they have anything close to a sense of humour they would've laughed at it. physical comedy + puns is awesome.
@itsthejavavoid
Ай бұрын
this is actually iconic tho
@Potatoes-rw1wv
Ай бұрын
This is such a Disney show moment, what the heck? Lol
@eviem.3226
Ай бұрын
I had to get an IV in the hospital in fourth grade and after I would tell my friends that “I went to the hospital and got HIV.” 😬
@Shyderweb
Ай бұрын
I had a similar case to the second to last one where for a long time as a kid, I thought “puberty” was a bad word. People older than me were weird about it, so I thought it was something sexual or something. I mean technically it is, just not in the way I thought.
@g0r3_8unn11
17 күн бұрын
Heard the term ‘t-bagging’ when I was 11 while watching some Minecraft music video or something. Guy in the video repeatedly crouched in game over his friends corpse. Came away thinking it was a way to clown on your friends for being bad at stuff and just meant doing a silly dance over them or something. Went around telling all of my classmates that I would t-bag them for the next year and a half or so. Still mad nobody told me what it really meant sooner-
@samh2340
Ай бұрын
My dad also got henna and h3nta1 confused when I was like 18, and, at dinner, in front of his mom and our mom, asked me and my sister if we were "going to get h3nta1 tattoos" Choked on my food. Didn't have the heart to tell him. Or explain why I knew the word.
@andynachos2045
Ай бұрын
Why DO you know the word🤨
@calebd3947
Ай бұрын
@@andynachos2045 I'm fairly sure we all know the word now, without having to delve into to actual thing
@robloxianwasdude
28 күн бұрын
During a quiet conversation in art class, accidentally said a word other than the word I was aiming for: disk. You can figure out what younger me said yourself. The classmate next to me let out a chuckle. Confused, I repeated my sentence and got the same results. Repeated it again word by word to find the specific word making em laugh, found it, and proceeded to say it on loop as fast as my little mouth could. I watched as he laughed louder and harder, thinking I had him under the influence of some sort of "magic spell" activated by this "magic word" I came across. So, when I thought he deserved some mercy from my incredible mythical prowess, I decided to share with everyone else at the art table my newfound discovery. Once I got their attention, it went a little something like this: "I found a magic word that makes [classmate's name] laugh!" "What?" "*Loudly and proudly proceeds to repeat my mispronunciation of disk*" Everyone goes wide-eyed, causing my bafflement to return. After looking at one another, they slowly turn their heads and attentions back to their artistic duties. Except for my best friend, who makes multiple attempts to explain the meaning of what I said. When I finally wrapped my head around it, let's just say the magician fun was over.
@TheGiantcube
Ай бұрын
In pokemon diamond, to the shock of my sister, I named my Scyther abortus(abortion in dutch). I had never heard of abortions, it was just a sensible combination of letters to make a original name to me.
@edgytoucan3444
4 күн бұрын
scyther is pro choice let’s go ‼️
@JoeBleasdaleReal
13 күн бұрын
Flashback to when I was 10 and saw an old lady audition for The X Factor with a rather racy song by Black Lace and then going to a friend’s house the next week and loudly singing from the top of the stairs “WE’RE HAVING A GANG BANG, WE’RE HAVING A BALL!” 💀
@freycossy
Ай бұрын
Other way round, but when I was a little kid I went up my mum one day and proudly said, "I know what the C Word is!" To me, the C Word was crap. My mum had to go into my school and tell my teacher that if I talk about the C Word, I mean crap.
@trinefanmel
Ай бұрын
I grew up bilingual and while still learning both languages at around 2, I was first introduced to the word 'Archbishop'. No idea what it meant, but 2-yr-old me thought it sounded like a combination of the German words for 'arse' and 'bum/butt' (which I probably also didn't know the meaning of). So when the 'Archbishop of Rome' was mentioned in church, I started yelling the German equivalent of 'arse-bum' at the top of my lungs to a room full of other bilingual German speakers. My parents were quick to quiet me down...
@Meowth-p7n
Ай бұрын
When I was younger, toddler age, I was around my grandparents house and apparently I picked up a toy phone, put my hands on my hips and mimicked an argument, where I started vigorously cursing down this pretend phone and pretend to hang up. My dad later got me to swear through telling me to say “bucket” with my hands in my mouth to sound like ‘fuck it’ and I balled my eyes out 😭😭😭
@skyrie_on_talons
Ай бұрын
When I was a younger I didn't know what "the bird" was. So I thought it was literally giving someone a bird and I was confused on why that was bad to flip someone "the bird"
@AwesomeYena
Ай бұрын
Same.
@sammyssandwich
14 күн бұрын
OH HELL NAH NOT A THERIAN ☠☠ Also, learn grammar.
@sammyssandwich
14 күн бұрын
NOT THOSE THEORIANS
@AwesomeYena
14 күн бұрын
@@sammyssandwich Learn some grammar.
@sammyssandwich
14 күн бұрын
@@AwesomeYena I misspelled therian because I thought KZitem deleted my comment. Spelling is different than grammar, by the way.
@daclark7288
Ай бұрын
When I was young (IDK what age) I watched the "kink shaming is my kink" vine and thought it was a synonym for bullying. Fast forward to 3rd grade and I was in an argument with another kid. He was winning and as a last resort I yelled "STOP KINK SHAMING ME!" He went quiet after that.
@malmart0
Ай бұрын
How would another 3rd grader know what "kink" meant?😶
@edgytoucan3444
4 күн бұрын
@@malmart0 the internet is a horrific place me boy
@FDostoevsky
Ай бұрын
I thought sexy meant cool when i was like 6 and i was playing with a toy car of mine, and in front of all my relatives, i said “look at my sexy car”
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
17 күн бұрын
But it sort of does, and calling a car sexy is perfectly valid
@mrbones9332
21 күн бұрын
I once yelled, at the top of my 4 year old lungs, that my Dad was a hooker. Had been listening to too much radio and they loved that "You're a hooker!" Soundbyte. Thought it was just a funny joke.
@Ethamos
Ай бұрын
One day I was walking with my dad to a store where they were rebuilding the road. I asked him what it was and he said that its asphalt. I bluntly asked him "Why is it called asphalt? Is it the asses fault?" with all the innocence a child could have. My dad laughed at my stupid question and told me not to say that to anyone else. And the second I got to school I told that to a teacher and got a "Stern talking to".
@NoriMori1992
Ай бұрын
Your dad's fault for not answering the question!
@Ethamos
Ай бұрын
@@NoriMori1992 It turns out that the real asses were the ones we met along the way 😔
@averilsworld
Ай бұрын
omg this reminds me of the time when as a kid i was walking into a publix with my mom and i was joking around and said something along the lines of “they call it publix because it’s a pub made out of bricks” (had no idea what a pub was) and she just told me to not say that again lol
@KyraNguyen-d4z
Ай бұрын
“Keep the KZitem community protected” Meanwhile they turn a blind eye and refuse to do anything about bigger content creators doing literal crimes
@joshwenn989
Ай бұрын
Or bots spamming child and animal abuse and porn links...
@tazepatates4805
Ай бұрын
@@joshwenn989 they are actively being deleted, if you look at the ones that aren't you will probably see the accounts are not older than a month. Nevertheless, you are free to not use KZitem if you don't like it.
@GinjerGacha2010
Ай бұрын
Not to mention people on this platform that exploit kids with exposing them to sexual activities. (AKA Elsagate)
@hyacinthtiger62
26 күн бұрын
"Tell me about yourself." I sat in SILENCE for THIRTY seconds. I guess I had an identity crisis.
@Jammybobs
Ай бұрын
Not exactly saying it, but when i was younger, I came up with a fish pokemon and wanted to alliterate it's name with a made up word, so I called it 'fishfuck'.
@jasperwisecarver
9 күн бұрын
oh godddd one time my teacher told me her mother was in hospice, i thought she said "hospital" and said "i hope she gets well soon!"
@ecstaticwooper368
Ай бұрын
Back when I was like 4-something, my cousin would watch SMG4 on the television, and I would overhear it. So, one day while he was watching TV I caught wind of a word I'd never heard before. Flash forward to dinner that night, with about 10 family members, me included, seated there. In the midst of the silence, I proudly exclaimed "I learned a new word today!". With a more uninterested response than I'd assumed I would get for such a momentous occasion, one of them asked me what word I'd learned. "BITCH!" Everybody stares at me. My uncle then pulls me aside for a lecture about how that's a word for female dogs. Classic.
@supathechest
Ай бұрын
I spent a very very long time thinking 'nòñcë' was a shortened version of 'nonsense'
@soaf1985
Ай бұрын
I literally only found out it wasn't a few years ago😶. Was calling people "nonce" left, right and center 😅
@Keznen
Ай бұрын
"nwenysyo"
@supathechest
Ай бұрын
@@Keznen youtube comment section is a rough place i still to this day am convinced they remove comments that aren't kid friendly
@rinoz47
Ай бұрын
Up until a few years ago, I just assumed because it sounded like dunce, well...
@DucksAndCatnip
Ай бұрын
@@Keznen apparently that means "screen" in Igbo
@0x324z
Ай бұрын
My mom once told me a story of someone’s wedding where she suggested the newlyweds put “sanitary napkins” on their car to look like a wreath. She was referring to the sheets you put over a toilet seat in a public bathroom
@MaxJanowiczSawicki
8 күн бұрын
When I was a kid I thought that a small glass of water is called vodka, so I used to ask my mom to bring me some vodka when I felt thirsty lol
omg i just remembered i used to say "bendy and the kink machine" because i thought it was funny how similar it sounded to ink and it was fun to say i didn't understand why i wasn't allowed to say it 😭😭😭😭
@imastuffedgoat7615
Ай бұрын
I called my daycare lady Pissy Missy. Her name was Missy and I had no idea what "pissy" meant, but I thought it sounded pretty.
@whoopsie-daisy
18 күн бұрын
When I was a kid one of my extended family members died and my mom had to go out of town for the funeral. Every time I talked about it I referred to it as "my moms funeral"
@namelesslang5909
Ай бұрын
Not me, but a friend of mine took his little brother along on rides to the dog groomer. Somewhere along the way he must have associated the word groomer with cutting hair and stuff, because not long after that, he told his kindergarten class about the barber, and the poor guy had what was likely the most awkward conversation with a police officer you could have.
@Averifiedperson7712
Ай бұрын
I used to confuse luck with f*ck. I once said that I had bad f*ck because I was losing in a game
@PawfulOfWaffles
29 күн бұрын
I also kinda had a similar reversed experience where for YEARAS i thought "shins" meant crotch so i would say "kick them in the shins" or something like that. It wasn't until probably a month and a half ago that-- in a conversation with my friend-- he referred to my calfs as "shins" and I got really confused. He then needed to explain to me what shins actually were.
@katjardine2611
9 күн бұрын
I recently had a young girl tell me that her little sister’s toy hamster had a ‘cute gyat’. After sone deciphering we discovered she thought it meant face
@zonesproductions
Ай бұрын
My mum was driving and was dangerously overtaken by an oil tanker. She was annoyed so I cleverly came up with a new mean word for the driver. That driver is a w...wanker! A wanker tanker! Mums laughs silenced me to shame.
@AurineD
Ай бұрын
Here's mine: I used to study music as a child and specifically violin was one of my instruments. When you play the violin, there's something called "vibrato" when you slightly move your finger on the string to produce a kinda vibrating sound which adds a more emotional feel to the note (basically the same as a vocal vibrato). I. would. call. it. VIBRATOR ALL THE TIME... And I was, like, 8 🤣🤣🤣
@mambodockrill
Ай бұрын
We need an uncensored version of this.
@Americanamaya
Ай бұрын
1:59 I love how they sound so annoyed yet *SO CALM*
@livenotonevil8279
Ай бұрын
In 4th grade I read the book, Stuart Little and then gave an oral report to the class. I had assumed that "ua" made the "w" sound, so I heard "stwart" in my head throughout the silent reading of the entire book. Got to the front of the class and began using that pronunciation throughout the presentation. When finished, the teacher smiled at me and advised me that she believed that it was pronounced "Stewart". I will never forget my embarrassment.
@arandomperson4997
Ай бұрын
9:45 even if it meant what he thought it meant that’s crazy to say at the dinner table 💀
@Jaded_Jasper
Ай бұрын
I remember when I was little, I had a pomeranian we named Snoopy, but before that, we had named him Butch. And I would accidentally and very unknowingly call him "bitch." We ended up changing his name after that.
@Zestieee
Ай бұрын
I mean if the dog had been female it would've technically not even been wrong
@Jaded_Jasper
Ай бұрын
@@Zestieee the dog was male. Which I think makes it worse.
@Willowwwwwwwww_12
Ай бұрын
6:13 thought it was “kArMaS a -BiSh- I sHoUlD hAvE knOwn bEttEr
@Danbotology
Ай бұрын
My toddler-aged cousin called my aunt a 'fat malarkey' one time years ago. I think he got it from that Jamie Oliver advert where he says something about "low fat malarkey".
@cardboardcutout
8 күн бұрын
I once wondered what “funk” would sound like without the n. Unfortunately, i was at school when wondering this. My mom later heard me ask her “Is fuck a bad word? 🤔”
@Handlesareawful2008
Ай бұрын
I'm surprised that the dinosaur roaring the f word is not most replayed
I used to be obsessed with England as a child. One time I saw a truck drive by with the confederate flag waving off of it and I screamed enthusiastically “I LOVE YOUR FLAG” thinking it was the flag of England. (We were outside in public at an ice cream shop🤦🏼♀️)
@myfarts
Ай бұрын
2:29 my jaw DROPPED.
@Restart_Animator
Ай бұрын
“I’ll clap your cheeks mom!”
@mikudayoooooo
Ай бұрын
oh my god my little brother did the exact same thing when raiding area 51 was a meme… i’d forgotten about that until now 😭
@RiceRealmForever
Ай бұрын
NOOOOOO
@Jackerburker
Ай бұрын
OH MY GOD 😨😨
@infinitybros2475
8 күн бұрын
I started watching the South Park movie at the age of seven. my parents turned it off at the first joke considering how inappropriate it was and I’m so glad they did because I’m only just realising how close I was to asking my parents the same question However this did not stop me from saying multiple extremely offensive racial slurs not knowing what they meant, fuck you cartman
@sanicmaniac
21 күн бұрын
I used to not know the difference between "prostitution" and "prosecution"
@hhhsp951
Ай бұрын
"Right, mom. (Not nearly enough under my breath:) And I'm still a virgin." I was like 7. It's a quote from Hackers.
@randomguywithasilkyfella
Ай бұрын
i mean you were right
@randomguywithasilkyfella
Ай бұрын
i mean you were right
@randomguywithasilkyfella
Ай бұрын
i mean you were right
@randomguywithasilkyfella
Ай бұрын
hopefully...
@anwesha2974
Ай бұрын
@@randomguywithasilkyfella i mean you were right
@diegolamilla9760
Ай бұрын
I remember when I was 9, I got the words "syncopated" and "constipated" confused.
@MaplePurrys
Ай бұрын
I once thought circumcision was the same as exorcism so i loudly yelled to my younger brother YOU NEED A CIRCUMCISION!!
@emerenciasansever
Ай бұрын
ik its out of theme but,i like ur proflile pic
@MaplePurrys
29 күн бұрын
@@emerenciasansever WAH TYSM! I MADE IT MYSELF 😭🧡🧡
@emerenciasansever
29 күн бұрын
@@MaplePurrys np
@Urmom1117-b8h
11 күн бұрын
but... did he need one?
@gossamera4665
Ай бұрын
Imagine being a priest and some kid comes in and keeps confessing to adultery.
@dakotahrickard
Ай бұрын
Yeah. I'm confused. I've actually legit brought stuff in and my priest was like "Um, that's not a sin, but thanks for telling me?"
@randomnessrules4971
Ай бұрын
"I should tell the other priests that you are mine!"
@MrChristianDT
Ай бұрын
"Ugh! You again! Hasn't your husband divorced you yet- oh shit, we can't do that... right.
@aFlightlessBird21
Ай бұрын
I’ve gone to confession for years and I’ve tried to confess some stupid stuff but I’m glad it’s never been this bad Once as a kid I was singing in the shower and my dad asked me when I got out if that was me. I was embarrassed and said no, but immediately thought “WAIT I just lied to my parents.” Went to confession later that day and confessed it lol
@edgaranalhoe7678
Ай бұрын
@@dakotahrickard stooop I was raised catholic and was too innocent as a child, legit said the most unhinged things during the confession. One of my fave is „I licked the spoon after making cake even though it had raw eggs in it”. Not a sin but I felt guilty
@inactivechannel6365
Ай бұрын
When I was 10 years old I thought "neuter" was just a funny way to say murder. You can imagine the bewilderment on my older brother's face when I told him "I'm gonna neuter you" after he wouldn't give me a turn on his xbox.
@Carols989
Ай бұрын
a way scarier threat
@EMLtheViewer
Ай бұрын
It’s far less extreme than “murder” but a far more effective threat for how unexpected it is lol
@YourLocalFridge69
Ай бұрын
@@EMLtheViewertrue.
@darcydreaming6931
Ай бұрын
Think I might have made that mistake once, but it just ended up in a curious discussion between my siblings and I as to what the actual definition of that word was. Naturally we were all a little grossed out when our mother caught wind and solemnly told us what it meant lol
@MaplethornCreations
Ай бұрын
I will now be using this.
@simracingsemantics9821
Ай бұрын
I thought jokes making fun of yourself were self *defecating* so I once told someone I self defecate and they gave me a look and walked away
@hodgeelmwood8677
Ай бұрын
I see a lot of people write "self depreciating" instead of deprecating but yours is funnier!
@oreo903the2one
Ай бұрын
Yeah, i tend to self-defecate alot too
@embroideredragdoll
Ай бұрын
I mean it is shitting on yourself
@lanturn3239
Ай бұрын
DUDE one time somebody got in an argument with me on pinterest and they used the word "self-defecating" and I couldn't take the convo seriously after that I just sent a bunch of laughing emojis and pointed out their mistake and they acted like me correcting their spelling meant Actually they were Right and I couldn't think of an argument! The only reason, of course, that one would laugh at someone for saying they crapped themselves in the middle of a discussion.
@shzguy
Ай бұрын
@@lanturn3239 Nah but who the hell argues on fucking pinterest and for what reason
@officialshobi
Ай бұрын
When I was a kid, I thought "sleeping with someone" meant for two people to just sleep in the same bed together. When I went over to my mum's house once, my brother, mum, and step-dad were all there. I just stated, "I slept with my dad last night." They all laughed so hard.
@baronyfan
Ай бұрын
I was like that
@Nyx_Goddess_of_Night_46
3 күн бұрын
That's what it should mean, because not everyone goes to sleep right after bedroom exercises.
@MumboTheCat
Ай бұрын
I thought railed meant DESTROYED and once said something along the lines of "I got railed in gym today, it was crazy" to my mother
@Parthgamer123
Ай бұрын
bro 😭
@switchnslider1636
Ай бұрын
well who railed you in gym 🤨
@JamesProfio
Ай бұрын
IT’S NOT FAIR! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM, ME!
@Acorn_donut
Ай бұрын
LMAO 💀
@tugabooga
Ай бұрын
Well it may mean destroyed...
@madelinecochran6355
Ай бұрын
I USED TO CONFUSE DIARY AND DIARRHEA TOO!!! I always told everyone my favorite book was “diarrhea of a wimpy kid”💀💀💀
@Ronaldofan7-fs3ym
Ай бұрын
That’s so FLIPPING FUnNY😂
@obvi.angell
Ай бұрын
IM CACKLING 😭
@bonniekleinjan8481
14 күн бұрын
bruh💀
@Whitehot724
5 күн бұрын
Something's getting in the way. Something's just about to break. I will try to find my place in the diarrhea of Jane.
@FloatyyBrain
27 күн бұрын
Mine was “Home wrecker”. I knew home wrecker meant cheating, but I also thought that ANY way of destroying a household meant you were a home wrecker, whether it be murder or the literal deconstruction of a home. One time when I was playing with my dolls I called one of them a “Home-wrecker” and my mom overheard. She laughed and asked me “Oh who’d he cheat on her with?” I replied; “He lit the house on fire.”
@Cardinalt
Ай бұрын
vividly remember calling the mystery machine from scooby-doo the "shag mobile". y'know, because of shaggy.
@Daluckyplays
Ай бұрын
I used to call Scooby-Doo "Dumb Bastard show" because my uncle who hated it for some reason called it that
@muttthingy9908
Ай бұрын
@@Daluckyplays thats so fucking funny actually 🤣
@gutbucket6184
Ай бұрын
@daluckyplays your uncle sounds like he needs a scooby snack
@PloVv-hu4qt
Ай бұрын
@@gutbucket6184 Nah, he's not going to eat something related to the Dumb Bastard show. You can't force him to do that.
@chaosbringer82
Ай бұрын
to be fair who knows what they were getting up to in that thing
@jimmybigproyes
Ай бұрын
i once yelled the word “POOOORRRRRNNNNNNN” at my dad thinking is was a funny way to say corn💀
I didn't know what a blender was when I was like 4 so I pointed at the blender and said "what the hell is that??" My grandpa said "that's not how we talk, try again." "... what the hell is that please?"
@naan000
Ай бұрын
I can HEAR Matt Rose reading out this comment, I hope this comment appears if he does a second video on this
@dynamorolleruser
Ай бұрын
At least you said the magic word 😂
@calibricalypso
Ай бұрын
"What the hell is that?" was actually my first curse, and I must've been around 4 myself (in case you're wondering what the hell it was, it was a snake. I had never seen a snake before.)
@NellaJade
Ай бұрын
You made my day, thank you
@NoriMori1992
Ай бұрын
That is entirely his fault for not explaining what the problem was and what he expected instead 😂 Adults constantly do this…
@stopmotionstudios4261
Ай бұрын
I knew a kid whose older sister convinced him that “good riddance you bastard” was an old English way of saying “goodbye friend” and so the kid repeated it to his dad before he went away on a work trip, I’ve never seen his mom so pissed
@princessthyemis
Ай бұрын
Oh my gosh that's hilarious!!!!!!!
@catbatrat1760
Ай бұрын
XD Did the older sister hear, do you think? I imagine she'd want to hear her prank pay off.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile
Ай бұрын
I said bastard to my mom once as a kid thinking it was a funny word, I will never forget her face
@suungjinu
Ай бұрын
this one killed me
@cascharles3838
Ай бұрын
I'm imagining him saying it like Lazlo in What We Do In The Shadows
@Astatine16
Ай бұрын
When I was 10 I said the word “yaoi” on a family trip thinking it was Japanese for “yay”
@sergemontals8515
27 күн бұрын
😭
@StupidIdiot3000
17 күн бұрын
Well a Yaoi was also some little toy in the 2000s I think, so you could have gotten it from there.
@andynachos2045
17 күн бұрын
Were you even going to Japan or did you just think “oh I’m gonna say yay in Japanese and impress everyone”?
@AydenDadPaul-on8gy
9 күн бұрын
Yikes
@Spooniesys
6 күн бұрын
I would like this but it has 69 likes
@nerd950
Ай бұрын
I once said “uptown fuck” in an elevator with almost all of my family members inside it because i thought it was apart of the lyrics “uptown funk” when i was like 5
@Halt_DuckieYT
Ай бұрын
Oh, so my younger brother isnt the only one to accidentally say that. Only for him it was while we were on our way to church 💀💀💀💀
@FireworkEater
Ай бұрын
That's kind of funny because when I was 6 I was visiting my mom and whenever I heard uptown funk play, I'd sit in the corner and go "uptown.. fuck it up." Didn't know what it meant.
@KanawhaCountyWX
Ай бұрын
I was in 5th grade the kids would be doing that on the bus, and I would just sit in the front put my earbuds in and listen to my little MP3 player
@LyrenaWithAnxiety
Ай бұрын
I said that too
@foodiechameweon7924
Ай бұрын
“Uptown…f*ck you up. Uptown f*ck you up” 😭😭😭
@CoolAnagram
Ай бұрын
I told my mom "call me beef cause im stroganoff" thinking it was just a stupid online meme
@tallussy_hallussy
Ай бұрын
MY KITTEN IS NAMED BEEF STROGANOFF HELP
@chibsmf96
Ай бұрын
Thats terrible lmao
@loppydoodle726
Ай бұрын
my tortoise's name is Stroganoff loll. I call him a hamburger sometimes because he's hamburger sized
@ssnsfronunder8234
Ай бұрын
she beefin on my strogan till i off
@skoloten.
Ай бұрын
whats a stroganof
@trackerthejunglepup
Ай бұрын
I have autism and I sometimes copy people without really thinking. So, when I was like 7, my mom saw an expensive shirt at Target and said "shit, that's expensive" and without skipping a beat or even taking a moment to think of the consequences, I copied her EMBRASSINGLY loudly. I think it was the first time I'd ever said a curse word too
@MadWatcher
10 күн бұрын
Mine was the n-word, thought it was just another swear word that cool people uses (my dad used to listen to a lot of rap), and then my parents had to come in and tell me why it was bad to say for obvious reasons. I was an autistic 6-year-old in a town full of white people give me a break.
@lilwalk0876
Ай бұрын
I used to think condom was an abbreviation of condominium. One day while we were in the town that my grandma lived, I'd asked if we were going to her condom.
@funkymanvibing
Ай бұрын
These stories are great examples of why, when a kid uses an inappropriate word, the best thing to do is ask "hm, what does that mean?" and when they give their believed answer you can say "oh you might be getting that mixed up with something else, how about you say X instead?" (you can judge whether the kid is old enough to get a simplified version of what the word actually means). It's always good to remember that these kids are learning LANGUAGE for the first time, and suddenly yelling at them or acting shocked at something they said is just gonna confuse and upset them, they might not even know what they did wrong, and just end up thinking "wow this adult yells at you sometimes when you speak" and learn nothing (except that you aren't a safe adult)
@Fr00glet
Ай бұрын
Yes! This is a perfect way to go about it, rather than telling off a confused child and not explaining yourself, or ignoring them and letting them go years embarrassing themselves :3
@letao12
Ай бұрын
This. 1000%.
@SniperOnSunday
Ай бұрын
Preach, comrade.
@TenoriteJS
Ай бұрын
One problem. How do you know you're talkign to adults?
@retr0color
Ай бұрын
this deserves like 10x more likes
@That-VR-Guy123
Ай бұрын
I told my cousin that peanuts was a bad word and now i regret it. "You're a peanut!"
@miraclepainting
Ай бұрын
peanus
@JadeTheIdiot184
Ай бұрын
Classic peanut moment
@skyler948
Ай бұрын
thats a good one tbh
@myfarts
Ай бұрын
Let's just say... my peanits
@C1-wz9jj
Ай бұрын
i mean its basically the safe version of dick/dickhead/pussy
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