Keep at it Lazer! Glad to see you back at Kill Tony. Loving the podcast also
@BuzzTx902
Жыл бұрын
I remember when I used to be addicted to coke and told people I was “sober”
@kyledcunningham
Жыл бұрын
So you mean you’re still doin it?
@BuzzTx902
Жыл бұрын
@@kyledcunningham yes
@Mayor_Juana
Жыл бұрын
" I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too..." -Mitch Hedburg
@OneMoreTimearound-hm4kc
Жыл бұрын
You too??? Yup... 🤯 210.SA.TX.210
@futuresequence.
Жыл бұрын
This actually made me go to rehab.
@rekcufahtum
Жыл бұрын
7:05 Ari trys to pass a joint to the bind bass player. Magic.
@christophercrouch4028
Жыл бұрын
That was a great minute. Tony acted like he wasn't paying attention when he finished. It was gold
@SkiingNS
Жыл бұрын
Dude! You’re literally the only person I ever followed on TikTok (deleted the app awhile ago) and it’s so sick to see you performing at the mothership in front of comedic superstars! Hell yeah man, keep killing it! You’re absolutely hilarious!!
@Bkt838
Жыл бұрын
I fucking love this guy
@misfitbritt
Жыл бұрын
Proud of ya, Uncle Lazer! Quitting anything is hard af! I've been sober now almost 9 yrs now! It's possible and we're both living proof that we can grow and change! Keep finding yourself and inner peace, the rest will fall into place!
@HOSTAGExHIRSCH
Жыл бұрын
We loved having you at the Den man!!!!
@coltmathis
Жыл бұрын
Yall are some fn haters. Absolutely zero people in the comment section have the balls to do what he just did. He killed
@narcodium
Жыл бұрын
Is that you uncle lazer?
@fullbodyscab
Жыл бұрын
@@narcodiumit’s his mother
@davidbreitwieser3591
Жыл бұрын
I live my life by the laws of the lazer 🤙
@sad_vegan507
11 ай бұрын
If I was coked the fuck out I would have no issue
@Morrow_25
11 ай бұрын
Totally agree !!!!
@FrederickChampaguno
Жыл бұрын
Just watched a “documentary” of the rise and fall of uncle lazer. So I’m here catching up on what I missed since Roseanne put him out
@Tlicious04
Жыл бұрын
Amazing Uncle Lazer!! :) for having done it only 3 months, that's incredible! :) so happy to see you get involved with the Drinkin Bros, lately, they are an incredible support system and fam to have behind you :) As for the minute set, it was fantastic, you have such a gold mine of experience to pull from, I think spending extra time writing and tinkering with each story/concept will bring out the best in your bits/sets. Apps like editpad, graphwords, live transcribe etc maybe would be helpful for the writing process? :) Then again, I'm no comedian, this is just a long way of saying keep it up, I'm rooting for you 😘
@chefbrian26
Жыл бұрын
These crowds have been terrible lately!
@Scottaaa
Жыл бұрын
Stay strong man quiting one substance is hard enough
@MRios1128
Жыл бұрын
He didn't quit 😂
@ginjonrae87
Жыл бұрын
You nailed that loved it I laughed so hard
@lozo2331
Жыл бұрын
I think he’d be funny if he spent more time writing jokes than telling extraneous details in his stories.
@zachansen9053
Жыл бұрын
killed it but you lost me at comparing Instagram followers. Cmon man that’s high school shit
@brodchacho
Жыл бұрын
Before I watched this I had high hopes comedy was going to make a come back
@lraiolo
Жыл бұрын
he really wasn’t that bad. remember the guy is JUST beginning
@TheJawRaw
11 ай бұрын
I think the issue is this guy is instagram famous and he came in with the attitude that comedy is easy and his little instagram videos would translate to the real world instead of being humble in a new field and willing to learn.
@JM-ro9oq
Жыл бұрын
Good luck on your sobriety Bro. Consider joining a support group with other recovering addicts and getting a sponsor. It can change your life. It did mine. All the best!
@deconsistancenolastname9644
4 ай бұрын
It's evil theo von
@paulharris5426
Жыл бұрын
You are a star!!!
@dploi
Жыл бұрын
Wow dude, nice work
@XViTNg
11 күн бұрын
1:34 Ari staring at him high as hell 😂
@seraph6758
Жыл бұрын
Stay frosty times are strange and we need straight shooters with a gift of gab 🤷♂️ appreciate ya 👍
@worryphree
4 ай бұрын
What happened to Ari's dadgone head?
@keberTxelArM
Жыл бұрын
I thought Ari had chemical burns on his head or something... I had to look up just to see that he dyed his hair pink for Jay lol
@conmayn
Жыл бұрын
Highlight was Ari trying to pass a joint to a blind man without saying anything :D
@mandarb23
Жыл бұрын
im going to have to watch it again?... 🤨7:10
@ChandlerSavage
Жыл бұрын
I've loved every minute I've seen of you Uncle Lazer! You're 100% authentic and original and it's incredible how talented and funny you are so early in your comedy career. The sky is the limit for you and I'm so proud of all that you've accomplished so far!
@thehashpuppy
Жыл бұрын
Best performance I’ve seen you do yet, the material and you look noticeably healthier bro 🤙❤️ that’s great to witness as a fan
@cleancountershot3941
2 ай бұрын
This dude ain’t ever done a hard drug in his life
@mrgainz7252
Ай бұрын
I think you mean this dude has never gone a day without hard drugs in his life 😅
@cleancountershot3941
Ай бұрын
@@mrgainz7252 I’m not buying it
@mrgainz7252
Ай бұрын
@@cleancountershot3941 I can't tell if you are being serious or not 😂, plenty of stories from people on the show to suggest he is a heavy drinker and loves the ❄️
@jedigovna9537
27 күн бұрын
you think its hard to be a junkie?
@Castroinks
13 күн бұрын
He goes to sausage castle, I’m sure this mf still does drugs
@marvinswild4928
Жыл бұрын
What’s That red thing on Aris head?
@bigcountrygaming45
Жыл бұрын
Full blown aids
@glock-pt6fm
Жыл бұрын
Uncle laser is cheesier than Genos Cheesesteaks
@jamesgordon123
Жыл бұрын
I was hard into the nose candy stoped when I had my first kid that was 8 years ago. Never touched it again it’s the best thing for you
@jobbrown7847
Жыл бұрын
Put your heart and soul into this and you'll be a star!
@adammckenzie6074
3 ай бұрын
He says he thought he got poisoned the other night then says he been clean 3 weeks lol my ass
@Phxdavinci727
2 ай бұрын
I did meth once, for 17 years straight
@ogreaesthetics
Жыл бұрын
🔥Hell yea I remember watching this live was dying!
@shadowstranquil
Жыл бұрын
Relax the cadence delivery and body language a little more in your minute. Solid premise and could be a great bit some tuning tho. Rootin for you
@smoochiepieable
Жыл бұрын
I’m not paying $25 to see him …
@kimcapri9178
10 ай бұрын
I think IF Tony were gay wink wink, he would totally be Unc’s bottom.
@3hadowsnake186
Жыл бұрын
Uncle next time you’re in Oklahoma… steaks on me
@leapoffaithleader
Жыл бұрын
I love how you call it a "Full Comedy Special." You got kicked off the show for sucking. Having this up still is more of a joke than a help. Everyone knows you chocked on KT 😂
@pistolpeterson9914
Жыл бұрын
Uncle laser is a natural and my spirit animal
@DRIPBOIERNIE
Жыл бұрын
As a man from San Antonio I can confirm Tim Duncan lives in San Antonio
@ae746890
2 ай бұрын
Dude….. the Lazer redeemed himself! 👍
@flatsquatch
9 ай бұрын
Bravo uncle lazer👍👍👍👍👍👍
@frostamatus
Жыл бұрын
I love that Topical-Childhood shit. My momma always told me it was illegal to drive with that light on too. Stay off the uppers lazer. They eat your brains up. George Carlin could barely hold it together on coke.... And I love ya, but you not Carlin, darlin.
@Ruckus333
Жыл бұрын
My mom told me that too! That hit me so hard I giggled out loud and my daughter asked me what was so funny
@HellSentMe918
Жыл бұрын
Keep goin lazer!
@larrysdinner
Жыл бұрын
Kickass minute too bad the crowd is on ludes.
@jonmorales9703
Жыл бұрын
Soon as he gets over needing the burger suger and liquid courage to do comedy he is gonna be funny
@mrmusickhimself
10 ай бұрын
Ever heard of DDP? This is DGDP.
@VolsOverOles
Жыл бұрын
my parents used to tell me that also haha
@theLongPigChef
Жыл бұрын
I guess I thought he was funnier than the crowd did.
@bchlebik
Жыл бұрын
i believe in you
@Buckeye-c3s
Жыл бұрын
My guy is high as fuck. Don’t care hope he makes it
@Kev80ification
Жыл бұрын
The guy has good presence and good story teller, he needs to now focus on his joke writing for there were none present. If he can do that he might be onto a winner.
@dustinbrown7246
Жыл бұрын
Hes great on youtube and in interviews but standup he needs work
@Natsirt666
Жыл бұрын
Discovered you through the Unsubscribe boys. Now a sub, you're funny as fvck bro.
@WhatAreWeDoingPodcast
Жыл бұрын
NEED YOU ON THE PODCAST!!!!
@ayosleep9288
Жыл бұрын
my boy still killing
@danstimson9957
2 ай бұрын
When I close my eyes I hear Norman reedus Daryl Dixon
@TheSCHULK
Жыл бұрын
Wonder if he’s still sober after the beer Olympics
@milesseagler2439
3 ай бұрын
Hes not wrong
@KingSosa-of5oe
6 ай бұрын
I use to do do c**e Not a lot. Just an 8ball a day for 200 days straight. Like that’s honestly not a lot in the uk 😂
@DiMiTri-ys7ei
Жыл бұрын
He meant to say fentanyl not phetamine
@enzocignetti6359
Жыл бұрын
No he didn’t
@kenclarke5966
2 ай бұрын
Someone at an open mic said I remind them of uncle lazer
@170skeith
3 күн бұрын
Oof I'm sorry. You still have time to get better don't worry there's literally nowhere to go but up from uncle Lazer level
@marktackman2886
Жыл бұрын
If Schaub can do it, so can you!
@jeffersondavis5298
Жыл бұрын
“I wasn’t doing a massive amount” Blows down 2 ounces to himself in 37 days 😂 I do hope homie really is sober tho. On day 12 myself 🫡
@hammbass6879
11 ай бұрын
Quitter. Pathetic weakling.
@PBandJ1400
Жыл бұрын
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
@mikehoke1028
Жыл бұрын
Riffraff when he’s buff
@huntercarreras5821
Жыл бұрын
Nice set
@ultimatedriversofmachinery
Жыл бұрын
Tony did you dirty
@devinsmith5926
11 ай бұрын
I swear no one has figured out its Uncle LAYS HER😂
@rjfd5028
11 ай бұрын
So fucked up. Swear to God I'm at work tonight and was telling someone about him coming to town. Then it hit me like a brick in the face Uncle Lay's Her 😂 So your comment just fucked me up 👍
@massapower
Жыл бұрын
So now you news 3 dudes om stage behind a table to do comedy. Wow !!😏
@Citiglobal88
Жыл бұрын
the man the myth the legend
@WhozaCardoza
Жыл бұрын
ooof that was rough
@milesseagler2439
3 ай бұрын
That would be some shit
@shawnylovestammie
Жыл бұрын
Dude is not funny
@dradimus
Жыл бұрын
This is what cringe feels like
@ecooutdoors
Жыл бұрын
Do better.
@hydropro4209
Жыл бұрын
Does this get funny?
@traddad9172
Жыл бұрын
AA at a synagogue huh #2023
@WiseCheese587
Жыл бұрын
Love you man but this wasn't your best.
@brannonhuron8567
Жыл бұрын
Mans gotta stay away from Hans and his gf tho ❄️
@despizedicon
Жыл бұрын
Listen here
@Machinify
Жыл бұрын
FUCK YEA. mo of it
@greggkillman4763
2 ай бұрын
Terrible
@EverydayWithBobby
Жыл бұрын
1:07 is cringe af. Idk if he forgot his set or what but it’s just not funny. Story went absolutely nowhere.
@kronikelement9317
Жыл бұрын
Uncle lazer is my spirit animal
@criticizemindz
8 ай бұрын
Bill Burr
@BrokeTheSeal
Жыл бұрын
I don’t believe a word this guy says, every story comes across so made it up for his fake personae.
@Big_Wamu
Жыл бұрын
It's like... generic theo von... He's the fruit hoops to theo's fruit loops
@DukeHagen-ik7ik
Жыл бұрын
It’s a Joey Diaz and Theo von mix. He sounds like an annoying Ralphie may
@whiterodman
Жыл бұрын
@@DukeHagen-ik7ikspot on
@RichieKrol
Жыл бұрын
Don't know much about this Mr Lazer fella but why would you expect the stories of a character to be real?
@mikemansfield5819
6 ай бұрын
Kenny Omega on meth
@heihvyegs
3 ай бұрын
Doesn’t whisper talk the entire time so can’t be Kenny
@1stchoiceroofing
7 ай бұрын
The dude is 😬😬😬👎🏾
@calebhurlbert3702
Жыл бұрын
Need blowcane razor back
@georgecaldwell4686
Жыл бұрын
Dude he would die if he kept doing that
@loomtasticrainbowloom1305
Жыл бұрын
The consistent F- Bomb is a turn off for comedy
@williamwest9204
Жыл бұрын
Dont watcg then
@neptunium7121
Жыл бұрын
Oh you will hate Joey Diaz and Dom Irrera even more. My advice, go cry in your pillow.
@bigluisjayrogan
Жыл бұрын
You should quit comedy also
@Buckeye-c3s
Жыл бұрын
Hard nah!
@nathan9658
7 ай бұрын
Tony is a b
@868vilanzz
11 ай бұрын
Drug addiction has become kool think 😢
@nickhorn8296
8 ай бұрын
they arent talking about it being cool at all...
@mrsullied
Ай бұрын
Drug addiction was always cool, narc.
@TheActualJesus
Жыл бұрын
Garbge.
@georgesimmons4923
Жыл бұрын
"Like the way you hit a woman", that part wasn't funny. Didn't bother me but wasn't funny. Shouldn't hit a woman. I got the joke though
@yellowbluered100
Жыл бұрын
God your such a dork. It’s a comedy club they’re saying jokes. The reason it’s funny is because of how ridiculous that statement is… Not because hitting woman is a good thing.
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