As a man from El Paso, Texas who has been eating burritos since 1982, thank you Kim Jong for your invention.
@drumboarder1
2 жыл бұрын
Truly the greatest dictator, this accomplishment cannot be ignored
@tommygarcia8010
2 жыл бұрын
EPTX🙏🙏🙏🙏
@mazimadu
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Il invented a Spanish meal. And gave it a Spanish name. It's true. I was there when it happened.
@fullchicken4492
2 жыл бұрын
LOLL
@ojerico6097
2 жыл бұрын
@@PoliticalJames they eat multiple different things lmao
@machi402
2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican woman, I thank you Kim Jong-il for your invention and contribution to the world. You’ve revolutionized food. 🙏🏽
@metatechnocrat
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You DON'T have to be sent to a re-education camp today. But we''l see what tomorrow brings.
@yes.2144
2 жыл бұрын
Joe Roegan hates Mexicans.
@Gone4Everx
2 жыл бұрын
@@yes.2144 😂😂😂
@trippy5722
2 жыл бұрын
@@yes.2144 no he doesn’t, why even say that... Your goofy for that. Be a more positive person, life is too short there’s no need for negativity ? Be positive in your life every way you can and watch your quality of life drastically change for the better!
@Shake-n-Bake578
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I need to thank Mr. Kim jong il for my burrito on the table.
@jopo7996
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jung il was born in a house he helped his father build.
@dan3rufig862
2 жыл бұрын
You’re late. Try next vid please. Also we know you stole that joke from its original creator Kim jung il. Nice try.
@yDrewy
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jung il counted to infinity……. Twice.
@jayp3360
2 жыл бұрын
Best one!
@misstuxbrandi
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣staaaap
@jasonwhite2050
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment. Simply great. 😂😂😂
@SoshulCom
2 жыл бұрын
The burrito story is actually true. There’s just context that’s missing for all you haters. What they didn’t tell you is that Kim also Invented time travel when he was 6. So of course when he discovered the burrito in 2011 , he gifted it to the world by going back in time because he felt sad that his dead homies in the past couldn’t experience it. What a beautiful soul .
@Jojosworld000
2 жыл бұрын
Truly amazing and generous of our supreme leader.
@rudytheonly1995
2 жыл бұрын
Ah that explains it all
@jamardns77
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I wish people would just Google before commenting. It's all documented
@reptilianbrotherhood1669
2 жыл бұрын
they gotta Pin this one 😭🤣
@BeastiicKofficial
2 жыл бұрын
Ah that makes sense. Thanks for clearing this up
@ZeducationTyler
2 жыл бұрын
His 13 hole in ones in one round is just as believable
@Momo-ci6qt
2 жыл бұрын
Impressive.
@scrappydoo7887
2 жыл бұрын
Tyler is this actually you?
@thomasriddle8877
2 жыл бұрын
did you laugh?? dont you laugh!!! or breathe through your nose forcefully..
@scrappydoo7887
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck. It is lol Wassup 👍
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset to the mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
@DurvalLacerda
2 жыл бұрын
When you get to invent the truth for an entire country, the sky is the limit.
@briankelly5870
2 жыл бұрын
I know, wars , pandemics. You could get them to believe anything
@OmogeVblogTV
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
@@briankelly5870 spot on
@blindi6326
2 жыл бұрын
sky news is the limit
@Mott2
2 жыл бұрын
😂Bro you mean to tell me the guy who invented the Burrito has a son who does not poop?! This defies Taco Bell science!! 😂
@michaelknight4099
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao you're stupid for that one 😂😂😂😂😂
@jarnold1789
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Tarumarugan
2 жыл бұрын
No but for real though 😂 can’t square that circle.
@houseofhas9355
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 he did all the pooping for the family before he invented the burrito. What a great man.
@UMullerOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀🙈
@MissSavannahMusic
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-il was the midwife for his own mother’s birth. Truly inspiring.
@ShabbahCore
2 жыл бұрын
I'm King Jong Il's father and I can confirm, I cried enough for myself not to go to jail when he died hence I'm still typing this from the afterlife Savannah!
@ducksparrowmybel8night430
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShabbahCore hello mr Jong Sun. Is it true you were made a cukold by the holy ghost godforce and ate the cremu piu afterward? I am your biggest adoring fan, how you beat those capitalist amerigan mongorians was a sight to behold i curied rots of tearsu.
@ShabbahCore
2 жыл бұрын
@@ducksparrowmybel8night430 hahahah, what an abomination...
@marwaneouad6804
2 жыл бұрын
like christianity when they say jesus is god
@JRoyal504
Жыл бұрын
Dis is hilarious 😂😭😭😭
@romeo6696
2 жыл бұрын
He once set the high jump world record at only 5'3" by leaping over a giraffe which he then killed with a front snap kick. Later at the banquet in honor of this achievement he ate an entire giraffe leg including the bones setting a second world record in one day. He received a standing ovation that lasted 3 weeks.
@ericfarina3935
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Chuck Norris would do
@Astares9
2 жыл бұрын
what a legend
@_Daniel_Plainview
2 жыл бұрын
@@ericfarina3935 chuck norris checks under his bed every night for kim jong il
@jabowalker33
2 жыл бұрын
I think Dennis rodman can verify this..... If not at least Seth Rogan and Franco can. Great!!!!
@derrick7384
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine escaping the dictatorship of north korea and moving to Korea town New York with your family. Than you lived there for 25 years and all of a sudden Kim Shows up while you are eating with your family at this Korean restaurant and say “ come now, it’s time to come back to your mother land Come come now and I’ll make sure my men here will help you pack your bags and yes bring your kids They will make fine soldiers “
@asdfasfasdfful
2 жыл бұрын
“He didn’t invent no damn burrito!!!” He got me, actually lol’d
@OmogeVblogTV
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured
@N0R3AS0Nz
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 me too
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
@SevenHunnid
2 жыл бұрын
I do commentary videos on my KZitem channel while I’m high asf lol
@yoshzlac2429
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..TRUTH
@P.T.S.E.
2 жыл бұрын
"They put you in jail if you were not crying enough" *Sounds like Twitter.*
@SavageFrenchies
2 жыл бұрын
You got that wrong because the crying snowflakes are praised on Twitter. You only go to jail or get censored if you speak facts that butt hurt the new generation.
@bonpaoi4736
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zaVswHefjoxkeKw
@frenzy121
2 жыл бұрын
UN..DER..RATED..COMMENT!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@SaltyCado
2 жыл бұрын
@@SavageFrenchies that's what he's saying, he said you go to jail if you don't cry enough.
@sangyedorje
2 жыл бұрын
Wish I could retweet this
@JoeCnNd
2 жыл бұрын
I've been enjoying his 2011 invention for the last 38 years. Thanks Kim Jong-Ill
@feonor26
2 жыл бұрын
He actually invented the hamburger too. The guy was a genius, a genius I tell you!
@junior1388666
2 жыл бұрын
And he gave the formula to America as a psyop to make Americans fat and pathetic and keep Koreans starving and strong. What a man!
@chrisgaddess3661
2 жыл бұрын
Ha, I can hear George Costanza’s voice reading your comment!
@feonor26
2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgaddess3661 🤣🤣
@goalscorerlajon
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣Yeah, and I invented ice! 😂
@AnakinSkywalker909
2 жыл бұрын
@@goalscorerlajon 😂😂for real
@ej7104
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-il, a street vendor in Chihuahua, Mexico, invented the burrito. During the Mexican Revolution in the 1910s, Kim decided to wrap his food in flour tortillas to keep it warm and transport it on his small donkey. He then realized that wrapping the food in a tortilla was tasty and a good way to serve it.
@slewone4905
2 жыл бұрын
Liar, It was invented by Kim, when he was working in the fields in California. It was a convenient way to keep his food when he worked on the fields.
@ReyHaha
2 жыл бұрын
facts .. but the copy and paste from google is funny
@ocelotl7416
2 жыл бұрын
@@ReyHaha It’s a reminder for the ignorant Mexican Americans who never stepped foot in Mexico who are going around ignorantly claiming that burritos are from the US, such as @Jermaine Flores.
@jimmytimmy3680
2 жыл бұрын
Americans now want to appropiate Mexican food. Lol
@ocelotl7416
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmytimmy3680 They already appropriated cowboy culture from Mexico.
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848
2 жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for Al Gore inventing the internet, we may never have known about Kim Jung Il’s amazing burrito invention.
@AndyGeesGarage
2 жыл бұрын
You win the internet gold prize for the day🙌
@jeremybaker5452
2 жыл бұрын
😀
@MikeY-nh2we
2 жыл бұрын
I'm here to warn you about man bear pig I'm super cereal guys
@Anykindahandle
2 жыл бұрын
Man bear pig
@romanmax8561
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon's gas plan kzitem.info/news/bejne/uJx5nZyIsJh7e4I
@OneCash
2 жыл бұрын
This whole episode was hilarious. Ali is a great story teller.
@OsmosisJones-0925
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, you can tell Joe is very unenthused. The guy cracked stale jokes and took way too long to get to his point.
@threeball8740
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say great but yea he's a story teller
@hunterclem8510
Жыл бұрын
Y’all are sum fckin haters man
@threeball8740
Жыл бұрын
@@hunterclem8510 easy on the diqk riding cowgirl it wasn't anything spectacular and you know it
@SunniMerlot
Жыл бұрын
KZitem some interviews he’s elite
@mobucks555
2 жыл бұрын
We can all thank Mr. Jong-il for pretty much everything in existence.
@NotDecided420
2 жыл бұрын
He landed astronauts on the sun. When asked how he'd done it, he said they did it at night. 🤣🤣 Also claims to have been to saturm and home in 1 day.
@J777F
2 жыл бұрын
Only the good things*
@earth6161
2 жыл бұрын
They won the world cup 🤣 the footage is madness
@exoticcarsandmore3806
2 жыл бұрын
Him and Paul Mooney
@thomasabney4898
2 жыл бұрын
But you don't need to because Dennis Rodman went and thanked him for you.
@jamesR1990
2 жыл бұрын
I grew up eating burritos in DFW in the 90's. Thank you Kim Jong for for your invention and time traveling so I could enjoy it as a child
@t2av159
2 жыл бұрын
Nope
@justinmj6586
2 жыл бұрын
Those were rolled sandwiches with meat, cheese, beens and rice. You cant name a true burrito before 2011. You cant!
@forthepeoplebythepeople2442
2 жыл бұрын
Taco Bueno 🙅
@bonpaoi4736
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zaVswHefjoxkeKw
@HeathBlair
2 жыл бұрын
DFW Represent!!
@nf4866
2 жыл бұрын
I like how ali siddiq prnounces "kim jong il" differently every time he says it.
@lilweirdlilnormal9480
2 жыл бұрын
His laugh is contagious ✨
@deesnutz334
2 жыл бұрын
Kon yon il
@MsTammi125
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@abrahamlopez2916
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilweirdlilnormal9480 his laugh had me dead especially when joe was reading about Kim Jong Ill 😂😂🤣🤣
@Kevs442
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Chappelle, in one of his skits, calling an Asian person a "Ching-Chang-Chong".
@SleepyJ98
Жыл бұрын
It is said that he was the reason for the family riches. At merely 2 years old, he told his parents "don't buy me toys , put the money in a index fund.." Such a touching tale, I still cry to this day..😢
@0mnicide
Жыл бұрын
Long arms.
@dan3rufig862
2 жыл бұрын
That’s how good burritos are: you got crazy dictators trying to claim it was their idea. All hail the burrito!
@Boombox69in
2 жыл бұрын
What we really learned is that KJI loved burritos
@yoshzlac2429
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..TRUTH
@misstuxbrandi
2 жыл бұрын
Burritos are delicious tho
@jimoconnor3935
2 жыл бұрын
Hear hear senor rubio
@LILREMAlNS
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, theres not enough meat to bread ratio. 5/10 design. 10/10 would eat again though
@dan3rufig862
2 жыл бұрын
Actually Galileo was first attributed with inventing the burrito. And surprisingly the first nutribullet prototype. Inspiring.
@OmogeVblogTV
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured
@OmogeVblogTV
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured
@georgeberl9676
2 жыл бұрын
Stark 🙏
@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked
2 жыл бұрын
True
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
@chuyvee505
2 жыл бұрын
All Of Us Mexicans Everywhere Just Laughed Out Loud lmao
@sige7
2 жыл бұрын
mexicans cried when kim jong il died he invented Mexico
@chuyvee505
2 жыл бұрын
@@sige7 😂👍
@yogijaya2897
2 жыл бұрын
Pin this!
@grimsolace4433
2 жыл бұрын
I remember some kid at a college party was trying to suggest burritos were invented by fast food companies to sell food more conveniently and be eco friendly… he made me horse laugh.
@nothingnobody1454
2 жыл бұрын
As though taco bell doesn't wrap the burrito in packaging just like a hamburger
@odog3254
2 жыл бұрын
He was probably high af
@therealvizualassassin
2 жыл бұрын
"Brooklyn birds apparently rap" LMAO!! One of the funniest quotes Ive heard!
@joehernandez9563
2 жыл бұрын
Great line didn't get the laugh it deserved lol
@iLikeToColor69
2 жыл бұрын
When biggie smalls was born, yes
@ianmurray4081
2 жыл бұрын
No sleep to Brooklyn!
@ripevanwinkle494
2 жыл бұрын
And it flies over joe’s big ol’ shiny head as always
@andrewsutherland133
2 жыл бұрын
All the birds singing Korean when he was born is even more impressive when you learn he was born in Russia
@LogJamminDF
2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah that's why they specified Korean.
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
It makes perfect sense when you realize birds aren’t real
@bonpaoi4736
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zaVswHefjoxkeKw
@holeefuk413
2 жыл бұрын
His father Kim il sung was born in russia
@andrewsutherland133
2 жыл бұрын
@@holeefuk413 no, his father was born in what is now Pyongyang
@Icedcoffee03
2 жыл бұрын
4:17 "His ass is in jail right now" 🤣. This dude is hilarious
@imcainuabel1117
2 жыл бұрын
That’s why there’s a version called the “Burrito Supreme”.
@jackcole1632
2 жыл бұрын
Great joke
@nahbruv3621
2 жыл бұрын
late night tv needs you
@aslyndream_chaysuh6641
2 жыл бұрын
😭🎯🎯
@Chillllllbruh
2 жыл бұрын
I love Ali Siddiq. Mexicans got on boots! His This Is Not Happening appearance is one of the best. ✌ to Brother Ali
@wethedoge1304
2 жыл бұрын
Cici
@jarnold1789
2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit that’s his bit? Haha I didn’t remember who told that joke but I definitely remember the joke, funny dude
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848
2 жыл бұрын
There’s a cartoon animation of that bit around YT that will hurt you it’s so funny 😂
@ripevanwinkle494
2 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how he managed to find comedy in a dark situation like that.
@bluecollar825
2 жыл бұрын
For as many top comedians as that show hosted, it never really did it for me. Plus Ari being the original host was already a red flag for me. I never really cared for him, even before all the negative publicity he was getting. His demeanor is one of someone who thinks their better than everyone else.
@dyablo100
2 жыл бұрын
When Joe said "well they're not inventing cars over there" of course not they are busy with real inventions like the burrito
@diy_mushroomguy
2 жыл бұрын
Idk if they invented the car, but I can say I'd probably not have much faith in their safety features.
@dontcare7086
2 жыл бұрын
This actually makes me want to download Spotify again. It sounds like such a fun episode!
@NeedANameWithoutNumbers
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you didn't know, it has video for these podcasts. I didn't know before which is why I say that.
@danielalushaj7919
2 жыл бұрын
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers wym
@NeedANameWithoutNumbers
2 жыл бұрын
@@danielalushaj7919 as far as I was aware, Spotify was a music app. When they started getting podcasts I had just assumed that they would be just audio. I was wrong and when I searched joe rogan's podcast and started an episode it had a video as if it had been uploaded to KZitem. I could just be dumb, but I had no idea they had videos on Spotify.
@marsjokes
2 жыл бұрын
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers don't worry man, I was like that too with the recent Dr JBP podcast
@fabioaraujo8175
2 жыл бұрын
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers they do have video
@vandergruff
2 жыл бұрын
I’m beginning too think that if Kim Jong-il ever encountered Chuck Norris… well, he could have given him a run for his money.
@danny91pr
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-Il was born in a house that he built himself
@Minister1Little
2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@lausdeo4944
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Lincoln. You know, he used Lincoln logs to build the log cabin he was born in?
@danny91pr
2 жыл бұрын
@@lausdeo4944 yes ofcourse, you know before he built that cabin Lincoln was just a twinkle in Kim Jong-Il's eye.
@howardbaxter2514
2 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, I actually do think North Koreans believe that. You know, since all the North Korean leaders are considered the same person.
@maxs3810
2 жыл бұрын
"When he died they had to cry for days. If they thought you weren't crying enough you would be put in jail for 6 months" Ali: laughs That put me in tears 😂😂😂😂
@houseofhas9355
2 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it they was crying for that burrito not him.
@tinalevan1984
2 жыл бұрын
Shows how hypocritical people are. Make a joke about slavery and see how much he laughs.
@alexjackson4859
2 жыл бұрын
@@tinalevan1984 bruh who cares? Slavery is funny too 🙂
@potatorekt7046
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexjackson4859 People who aren’t pathological care obviously...Otherwise life would lose its meaning since everything is just a joke if suffering is, you are only saying “WhO cArEs” because you were never put in that situation.
@harryv6752
2 жыл бұрын
Better make sure them tears are gonna be flowing for days tho 😄😄😄
@interestingcommentbut....7378
2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican person I am honored that he would feel the need to claim our delicious food. It speaks to the ubiquity of our cuisine. Seriously flattering 😂
@mematron
2 жыл бұрын
When no one can Mexican!
@tempachilles1
2 жыл бұрын
Burritos aren't Mexican cuisine they are Tex-Mex
@interestingcommentbut....7378
2 жыл бұрын
@@tempachilles1 Texas was Mexican property at the time. Why pick at straws?
@tempachilles1
2 жыл бұрын
@@interestingcommentbut....7378 your right not like the Egyptians of long ago are going to say looks kinda familiar...
@latuya5887
2 жыл бұрын
@@tempachilles1 no they're not they're from Mexico and so is 99% of "Tex Mex" just cause you smother something in cheese and sour cream doesn't mean it's a new cuisine
@tutinn_
2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cause the population probably never knew about the burrito before 2011 in North Korea so when he broke it out it probably truly blew their minds away 😂
@Gnochigremlin
2 жыл бұрын
I've been eating burritos since the 90's thank you to Kim Jon un Jr for inventing time travel and bringing burritos to the people.
@yvem6037
2 жыл бұрын
Translation: he finally allowed his ppl to know the existence of the burrito in 2011 and since most nk don't know of other cultures he had to explain it somehow.
@MrsArmaniExchange
2 жыл бұрын
Same thing I was thinking
@andrewparker6801
2 жыл бұрын
Very insightful
@xpndblhero5170
2 жыл бұрын
This is true, he had national TV play stuff talking about how he did all these miraculous things... SMH
@lolmanyeah1
2 жыл бұрын
@Evilfisher2 source? No? Shut it.
@tonyvelasquez6776
2 жыл бұрын
@@lolmanyeah1 seriously dude? You don't get the joke? Do you not see the Kim Jong IL profile picture?
@Randybutternubz
2 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school in 06-2010 me and my friends loved going to Taco Bell to get Kim’s famous grilled stuffed burritos! He’s been my hero ever since
@HassanMohamoud-lg2xw
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@cherryd9747
2 жыл бұрын
What’s even more amazing is he hadn’t even invented them yet…he can also time travel them back in time. Now that’s the amazing part.
@scienceface8884
2 жыл бұрын
@@cherryd9747 burritos' so good that you brainwashed yourself into believing that you've eaten them all your life
@robcastleton3359
2 жыл бұрын
3:36 "but how do they measure your tears?" I fucking died of laughter, or at least I wish I did xD
@salaialexander7022
2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican man I want to give thanks to Kim for this! Thank you amigo!!
@alt842
2 жыл бұрын
He invented Spanish too
@Paulie8K
2 жыл бұрын
This is making Kim Jong-il seem like the Korean Chuck Norris lmao
@AdamMaxx
2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy. The world didn't exist before the Kim dynasty.
@Wayfarer45
2 жыл бұрын
I heard Kim Jong IL made his own brand of toilet paper but they stopped making it because it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
Are you just playing dumb? Or do you really not know that Kim Jong-il was Chuck Norris’s sensei?
@Jarrettmonty99
2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a great analogy i hadn't thought about, they are quite similar in their grandiosity
@darienkinne1347
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow, Kim Jong-il's fondness for burritos surprises me more than the fact he invented them.
@Wayfarer45
2 жыл бұрын
I know right lol it'd be like if you heard Hitler loved latkes lol
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
Ummmm you do know he was lying about that, right? He didn’t even actually eat burritos despite being their inventor
@darienkinne1347
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevindube7096 how do you know he never ate a burrito? This is even more unbelievable if he invented burritos, and yet abstained from their consumption.
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
@@darienkinne1347 I was there.
@enriquegonzales8186
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevindube7096 Lmfao the whole comment section is full of comedians apparently.
@bigmac5753
Жыл бұрын
"maybe brooklyn birds rap" man i laughed hard asf
@fletchkeilman2205
2 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq is so damned funny. I can't get enough of his humor
@theirishgman
2 жыл бұрын
Confirmed by independent fact checkers
@perijetton9275
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marsjokes
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jermaineflores2297
2 жыл бұрын
Being a Mexican and I’ll just go ahead and say we might not have invented the burrito but we perfected the breakfast burrito. New Mexico has the best breakfast burritos in the world 🙏
@tobe1207
2 жыл бұрын
New Mexico isn't Mexico
@user-to4tv1hw1v
2 жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 yeah it is.
@DikeLover
2 жыл бұрын
New Mexico isn’t even the same culture or style of food as Mexico silly
@916motion
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-to4tv1hw1v big ole dummy
@djj54
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed those new mexico burritos are fire!
@equalist6282
2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” ..That one got me dead..🤣
@GasDude1011
2 жыл бұрын
Man, joe laughs and doesn't laugh at things at such random times.
@Ian-vh2vv
2 жыл бұрын
Ive seen some of the best normand jokes fly right over his head and then he'll be rolling slapping the table over some offhand comment lol
@marklynch1305
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ian-vh2vv bc he doesn’t know comedy lol
@nigeldean3726
2 жыл бұрын
Cause he's stoned lol
@Damnto
2 жыл бұрын
@@marklynch1305 you don’t have to know comedy to laugh at it….how did you get the joke you don’t know comedy nigga 56565
@714ever8
2 жыл бұрын
@@nigeldean3726 You assume
@MrTbager1
2 жыл бұрын
He did create it. I was there. We were totally stoned after a round of golf. I swear to God he mad all holes in ones. We went to the Whole Foods and he got the ingredients and made the burritos. Highdeas, amirite?
@leanhoven
2 жыл бұрын
Not fu ny
@salpirwani
2 жыл бұрын
3:20 Joe you be playin too much when you iz on that Marijuana Dogg! 😂😂
@alohagamingbros
2 жыл бұрын
Ali is the man...."mexican's got on boots "skit killed me
@jonty4126
2 жыл бұрын
We all have a friend that waffles as much as Kim Jong-Il
@OmogeVblogTV
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/zW-Vn4qpi4yLf6w What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured9
@cosmiccomedy7394
2 жыл бұрын
I invented chicken. You're welcome.
@Unvaccinated69
2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented your mother...thank me later
@RJ-666
2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmiccomedy7394 karl pilkington?
@newstreetbridge834
2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented the egg
@jb2._
2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican American from California that has been eating burritos since birth (1996) , I want to say thank you Kim Jong il for inventing the burrito
@KlingonGamerYT
Жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-il Invented the Burrito in 2011 we need to update wiki
@austinlittle1638
2 жыл бұрын
Dennis Rodman invented the Basketball in 1986.
@isaamabdulla3094
2 жыл бұрын
Mandela effect is REAL. I coulda sworn I’ve had burritos before 2011
@mycitysucks8096
2 жыл бұрын
That's the joke, that man was insane. No one will ever golf like that 😂😂
@fightviewr
2 жыл бұрын
@@mycitysucks8096 lol no, THATS the joke my man.
@ayeitzdee4901
2 жыл бұрын
Like when Febreze used to be spelled febreeze but now you don't see anything of febreeze anymore...Shit is mad trippy :0
@ayeitzdee4901
2 жыл бұрын
But yeah that burrito shit ain't true 😭🤣
@CaptainXanax
2 жыл бұрын
In that timeline, burritos were invented long ago, and Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods were the greatest golfers.
@MBroz
2 жыл бұрын
Us westerner's really have hit the lottery as to where we were born. We are so lucky to not be part of any crazy dictatorship or part of a suppressive regime like North Korea. It really does put life into perspective.
@ilikecinema1234
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we really got it great huh
@bransonsmith2291
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilikecinema1234 u got the wrong mindset bro. Alot of ppl have it way worse
@ilikecinema1234
2 жыл бұрын
@@bransonsmith2291 When did Joe Rogans audience become so young and stupid
@matty6848
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilikecinema1234 yes we did. Go and live a year in the Congo in Africa or Yemen in the Middle East or better still North Korea and then tell us we didn’t strike it lucky being born into a western democracy? Western nations are far from perfect and have their negatives, but if your lucky enough to be born into a western democracy you are lucky!
@ilikecinema1234
2 жыл бұрын
@@matty6848 controlled freedom
@joshuabowen6919
Жыл бұрын
2:08 "All the rest if that shit i was ok with, because I wasn't there" 😂😂😂
@Yugigreg
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he’s really a super human who actually did all of this and is a time traveler who went back and created burritos
@dolla6609
2 жыл бұрын
Or did he go forward in time?
@thatguybrooke
2 жыл бұрын
Makes just as much sense 👌
@Ebolacrash
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when they told the people of north Korea that Kim Jong il was a fashion icon and that the new hip trend all over the world was that green flat suit he wore
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
He was a time traveler, soooo.... just wait
@minamur
2 жыл бұрын
i heard that he dressed like that because that's how mothers dressed, he was styling himself as the mother of the country. obviously i have no way to know if that's true because it's north korea, impossible to separate fact from fiction.
I’m Hispanic and so grateful he invented the burrito. So many great meals I’ve had.
@tee4222
2 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy so I wasn’t sure if he was being serious at first… sign of good satire. Gotta check out his stuff now
@toyota420xp
2 жыл бұрын
As early as 10,000 B.C., using corn tortillas to wrap foods was a common practice among the Mesoamerican cultures living in the region that is known as Mexico today. Historians believe this was the precursor to modern tortilla-based dishes like tacos and burritos. In 1895, a dish that could be identified as the burrito appeared in the book “Diccionario de Mejicanismos” (Dictionary of Mexican Spanish) by Cuban writer Félix Ramos y Duarte
@metatechnocrat
2 жыл бұрын
Sadly you failed to mention our dear departed leader Kim Jong-il's key role in its creation. Secret police officers will be arriving soon to escort you to the nearest re-education camp.
@Herzyyyy
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you spreading propaganda in the KZitem comments? Get out of here man we’re tryna celebrate a brilliant man
@joseprofeta8159
2 жыл бұрын
@@Herzyyyy lol
@enriquegonzales8186
2 жыл бұрын
@@Herzyyyy lmfao underrated comment. But also Thanks Gregory Perkins, I looked it up too and you are spot on.
@secredeath
2 жыл бұрын
Was that before or after the ice age
@bobjames1992
2 жыл бұрын
In 2012 Kim Jong-Il invented eating 5 burritos all at once.
@palana8870
2 жыл бұрын
I hear he is very generous with his egg roll as well.
@imtylernewlands
2 жыл бұрын
He was such an amazing golfer, he was actually amazing at everything he did. Great video lmao
@dan3rufig862
2 жыл бұрын
Him and his son also do not poop. No defecation. 100% eco friendly. Great people.
@tomwood2358
2 жыл бұрын
And... he keeps his country having the lowest carbon footprint in the world and that's a fact. Winning every Al Gore Award for fighting global warming, in a row, since the beginning
@coldven0m
2 жыл бұрын
Except poop is great for the environment...
@marsjokes
2 жыл бұрын
@@coldven0m ikr 🤣
@tonytonedeaf8981
2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” fucking gold
@deifor
2 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm not trying to be funny here: Kim Jong Il is said to have invented the Mercedes Benz cars the North Korean elite rides in. He is also said to have written over a thousand books.
@Othawize721
2 жыл бұрын
Thats a good one !
@howardbaxter2514
2 жыл бұрын
Over a thousand books in 3 years in college
@martinhafner2201
2 жыл бұрын
That is so cool that he invented the burrito in 2011. It proves that I have traveled in time, because I remember making them at Taco Bell in 1978. I couldn't have done that back then without a time machine.
@Fullyloaded_00
Жыл бұрын
Really Martin?
@mickpriestley
2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna guess that that old car was one of Kim Jong-Il's favourites from his younger years...and that he asked for it at his funeral. That's probably totally wrong though because they're all insane 😅
@adamhakizimana
2 жыл бұрын
The funniest podcast on JRE is this one. The best ever is one with Yaomni Park.
@jackmewhalle6937
2 жыл бұрын
Not only did this man do all these amazing things. Apparently he also is able to time travel. He traveled back in time created the burrito and he only took credit for it in 2011. This man is truly a god
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah duh. Just ask yourself, was “time travel” even a phrase anybody used before the birth of Our Dear Leader?
@stevem.o.1185
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I believe the golf thing. I bowled two perfect games in a row the first time I ever bowled, and I was super drunk while doing it. I got fired the next day because it was for a work function, and showing up drunk was "unprofessional" or some shit (I wasn't on the clock, it was some bullshit). But no one will ever take those two perfect games away from me.
@brix5438
2 жыл бұрын
Bullshit
@Fullyloaded_00
Жыл бұрын
I got your back, your a legend.
@joeycrck1479
2 жыл бұрын
I love how we can joke about governments lying to their people.. while our own and every government does it everyday
@joeycrck1479
2 жыл бұрын
@BC BC the rain is fake is Dubai. They make it rain once a week lol..but yes. 3 headed dragon. Or a siberus dog
@OlympiaUnlimited
2 жыл бұрын
Yea if they plopped me in North Korea I wouldn't even be able to tell a difference
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
You say that like we don’t joke about it with our own. The difference is we can do it & nothing happens. Check this out: Joe Biden is a diaper-wearing liar & every US president ever was a lying manipulative conman. Whoa crazy my comment didn’t get censored & my heart is still beating? Where’s my right to free speech though?!?!! They’re takin away our freedummms
@jackjohnson8217
2 жыл бұрын
Canada gov lies to the people every day
@user-zs8yu4bc9t
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah… the USA has some real issues but it doesn’t compare to the hell that is North Korea
@Snoy_Fly
2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a movie about Kim Jong Il and all his inventions and achievements. The world NEEDS it.
@JuneWrld209
2 жыл бұрын
Now thinking about it… I never seen a burrito before 2011🤔 I had no idea burritos was Asian food!
@ocelotl7416
2 жыл бұрын
Burritos are from northern Mexico.
@jax97991
2 жыл бұрын
@@ocelotl7416 stop trying to claim something that Mexicans didnt invent
@ocelotl7416
2 жыл бұрын
@@jax97991 Burritos are a traditional food of Ciudad Juárez, a city bordering El Paso, Texas, in the northern Mexican state of Chihuahua, where people buy them at restaurants and roadside stands. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
@ocelotl7416
2 жыл бұрын
@@jax97991 Burritos are a traditional food of Ciudad Juárez, a city bordering El Paso, Texas, in the northern Mexican state of Chihuahua, where people buy them at restaurants and roadside stands. Google is your friend.
@jax97991
2 жыл бұрын
@@ocelotl7416 do people have sarcasm there? Because Kim invented that too
@UncleRicoOSU
2 жыл бұрын
He never pooped either 👍🏻
@dorkismalorkis9373
2 жыл бұрын
And talks to dolphins
@dan3rufig862
2 жыл бұрын
@@dorkismalorkis9373 I talk to dolphins too. They just never answer. Pompous wet mammals.
@kevinkuder9448
2 жыл бұрын
Im so pissed at Taco Bell. What the hell have they been feeding me pre 2011?
@PatTheBatmanFan
2 жыл бұрын
Proto-burritos
@manny_menin022
2 жыл бұрын
A Mexican rip off burrito
@ghernandez559
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair Taco Bell is American food so I don’t think they’ve ever served tacos or burritos
@TeejtheDeej
2 жыл бұрын
"...because I wasn't there." I almost died everytime he said it.
@battlersbeware7095
2 жыл бұрын
“Kim also invented the Giraffe when he *round housed a spotted horse”* Absolutely remarkable. He also beat Dennis Rodman in a game of 1 on 1 hitting 10 3 pointers in a row followed by a backflip 360* between the legs dunk. 🐐
@ThisIsMyIdDude
2 жыл бұрын
It's fun to look at this madness from outside but no one can imagine the pain to live such a life. It's pure madness and to see how powerful countries use North Korea as a card to play in politics instead of stepping up and ending it is deeply disappointing.
@DankMemer42013
2 жыл бұрын
Well they aren’t trying to start another global Catastrophe, but I get your point
@joem3999
2 жыл бұрын
I just got as baked as they are while watching. Hilarious way to end a day that wasn't too horrible. Just worked the first day of a normal safe job in years. Been working the two most dangerous jobs in the U.S. for the last few years. Logging and commercial fishing on the Bering Sea. They literally made reality shows about two of my jobs haha. Got used to being terrified, sick, and burning 8000 calories a day. Got addicted to the high stress. Just an average Joe now, standing around with thumb in a$$ and hardly breaking a sweat. 1 day felt like 20.
@LazyRare
2 жыл бұрын
I feel u. Same boat
@honeycombhighlights4919
2 жыл бұрын
This comment was way more interesting than this dude that joe had on. Seriously why even bring up that Taco Bell receipt shit!?!
@missp498
2 жыл бұрын
Become a comedian.
@Fullyloaded_00
Жыл бұрын
Hope you had a good day today man
@Fullyloaded_00
Жыл бұрын
@@missp498 miss P can you really miss you a P?
@thejoeyc
2 жыл бұрын
Kim jong-il is the only man that can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
@Sun-Warrior1911
2 жыл бұрын
What was in the burrito?? Ohh wait, it was probably just BEANS & POTATOES. Not like they had anything else to put in it!!
@jmavierpayne9726
2 жыл бұрын
Obviously 1st came the burrito and later he invented time travel and very generously sent the recipe back so everyone can enjoy his new culinary creation.
@tomwolf5568
2 жыл бұрын
Any more crazy than Al Gore claiming he invented the internet?
@outsidechambaz
2 жыл бұрын
He can claim he invented climate change
@Kali-8
2 жыл бұрын
I invented your mom
@FishinCondition
2 жыл бұрын
Ali’s laugh is so contagious lol
@G-grandma_Army
2 жыл бұрын
I remember my first burrito, in either 1971 or 1972 at Taco Villa I’m Odessa, TX. It was the first time I had ever seen or heard of them and I made such a mess in front of my then boyfriend that it was embarrassing. Most of it ended up on the wrapper. 😂 But boy was it good!
@howardbaxter2514
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kim Il-Song for blessing us with a food so we can have such memories
@kevindube7096
2 жыл бұрын
😢 this......this is truly touching....this is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard
@greatleader4841
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me he broke up with you after that...
@michaelgarcia2050
2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass off!! This is why JRE is the most important podcast in the entire universe.
@IVIUT3D
2 жыл бұрын
my dad being from mexico and me being born in the US, we always joked "If Mexico built a 12 foot high platfoorm that extended 100 foot back all the way across their side of the border and then put quarter telescopes up there for tourists to look at America? what would the US do?" we always thought a troll war at the border between the two countries is what we need.
@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708
2 жыл бұрын
As an american we probably would ask for a cut of the profits 💀
@greatleader4841
2 жыл бұрын
I'm old enough to remember going to taco bell in 2000 and getting a burrito.
@neveroffended45
2 жыл бұрын
The burrito was invented by poor people in mexico . I researched this 4 years ago and found out it's one of the very very few contributions they've made .
@nolongerjuicyboiz4413
2 жыл бұрын
As it happens, kim jong il was actually poor and living in mexico in 2011, when he decided to invent the burrito.
@jorge3234
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t a Mexican invent the freaking TV?
@neveroffended45
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorge3234 no , thats a lie but alot of them claim it was the color tv . The guy who invented the color tv was from france if i remember right, a guy in mexico made a part that was compatible with the color tv and for whatever the part was ( i dont remember exactly ) it didn't seem like it was a useful or un-useful invention but i think some lower model tvs still use the part but im not positive .
@neveroffended45
2 жыл бұрын
@@nolongerjuicyboiz4413 damn i forget about that. Maybe he did invent it 🤔
@latuya5887
2 жыл бұрын
@@neveroffended45 he did in fact make a part that turned regular tv into color tv before anybody else. Also the invention of the first contraceptive has a lot to do with mexico and the native traditions passed down.
@MrMdemon
2 жыл бұрын
What my man fails to realize is that Kim is a Time Traveler! Kim invented time travel. He did invent it in 2011 then traveled back in time to share his invention with the world 🌎
@a-tre8798
2 жыл бұрын
Soulja Boy invited the burrito
@dub2459
2 жыл бұрын
The only person to ever actually kill two birds with one stone.
@DevonNothingSpecial
2 жыл бұрын
As a burrito I thank you,Kim jong,for your invention of the burrito if it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t have been alive since 2011 I thank you for life and the contribution to the world
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