"A guy breaks into your house, and you don't have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?" -Dale
@artvampiredragoness3265
6 жыл бұрын
tmnsoon that's probably the smartest thing Dale ever said.
@Batkenpre
6 жыл бұрын
ArtVampire Dragoness right
@peanutbutterjuice5589
6 жыл бұрын
tmnsoon shoes
@KenjiAsakura09
6 жыл бұрын
As long as you have some pocket sand
@JWayne-vb1yg
6 жыл бұрын
Stab him
@Nobleshield
6 жыл бұрын
my favorite part: Guy: Sir, if you're calling me a liar you better have something stronger than an umbrella. Hank: Nine-iron. Guy: Y'all have a nice day.
@justinsimon154
6 жыл бұрын
I love how he reaches for it
@juanitl7671
6 жыл бұрын
“You said it friend”
@hankhill5622
5 жыл бұрын
I told him.
@hankhill5622
5 жыл бұрын
Lovely weird stuff, ain’t right.
@jeremiahdavis7904
5 жыл бұрын
That's an honest interaction in my area
@kerrej213
7 жыл бұрын
Uhh... 6 AM and already the boy ain’t right
@bizarrenrugged3370
7 жыл бұрын
that hank
@bope7103
6 жыл бұрын
At least he wakes up early. :)
@beastofburden90
6 жыл бұрын
"Guns have been around for years, I think if they were dangerous someone would have said something."
@samuelnino5941
5 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment ever
@buzzytrombone4353
5 жыл бұрын
@@beastofburden90 "That's a thinker"
@theeagerminecrafter
5 жыл бұрын
“I won’t take pills, I won’t let you hypnotize or molest me.” LMFAO
@MrPbhuh
4 жыл бұрын
"well i can help you without that, but it will be a lot harder"
@donovanberserk4993
4 жыл бұрын
KOTH predicted Bill Cosby
@brookwatt8302
5 жыл бұрын
“ I worked with the Cowboys” “When” “Last season “ “Goodbye” LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
@uscman
5 жыл бұрын
Inconceivable!
@matmcd
4 жыл бұрын
He has been working with the Cowboys for the past 20 seasons too
@thatniggahardy5863
4 жыл бұрын
hank knew what was good in the hood.
@dalaillama7049
4 жыл бұрын
Who voiced him. I know the voice is so familiar. Edit:Nevermind he was the Principal in a Goofy Movie
@jiveassturkey8849
4 жыл бұрын
This was the year after Michael Irvin got arrested with a bunch of hookers and cocaine in a hotel 😂😂😂
@d4peters86
7 жыл бұрын
This show is one of the best cartoons in U.S. history
@slowho5489
6 жыл бұрын
Nolan Peters *world history
@Jackietubepro
5 жыл бұрын
Cosmic Lemon It probably doesn’t premiere in different countries
@DocJamesH
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jackietubepro KZitem premieres in different countries!
@blackhatfreak
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jackietubepro America is the world and is the best country on the Earth.
@rexfallis
5 жыл бұрын
You are right, I’ll tell you hwhat
@nathankingham1248
6 жыл бұрын
“Sir if you’re lying to me you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella.” “A nine iron.” “...have a nice day.”
@insertnamehere1089
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking epic 😂
@Grovetrain74
6 жыл бұрын
"If you're calling me a liar you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella." "Nine iron?" "Y'all have a nice day."
@versuliu1424
4 жыл бұрын
best part lmao
@luisguzman2598
6 жыл бұрын
"I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR." LMFAO
@maxb5201
5 жыл бұрын
What FDR ever did to Cotton?
@ClarkKulper
5 жыл бұрын
@@maxb5201 FDR brought the US in to this socialist welfare system we're currently in.
@zimzillakilla
5 жыл бұрын
Cotton is my favorite character.
@hydro7373
5 жыл бұрын
@@ClarkKulper and out of the Great Deppression
@Strangelove657
5 жыл бұрын
Based
@BlackWingedSeraphX
5 жыл бұрын
5:12 Exchange onwards Lmao *pulls out wrench* "We're both reasonable people." "You said it, friend." *pulls out golf club*
@o0DJANIMATE0o
Жыл бұрын
BRO I DIED
@STO21NE
5 жыл бұрын
But what about my supper? I left a carton of cigarettes on the table 😂😂😂😂😂
@nicholasdunlap2275
4 жыл бұрын
I think I'll keep her.
@MysticsClipz
4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasdunlap2275 omg 😂😂
@waldornprime5567
2 жыл бұрын
6:34 This scene is great for an extreme multitude of reasons -Hank immediately pausing his wrench work because he knows Dale is about to say the most ridiculous thing he'll hear all week -Dale thinking that the Egyptians had cinderblocks -Dale asking if Hank has a cinderblock, but not 50,000 slaves. He must just have those lying around. -Bill implying that the bulldozers at the base are more secure than the tanks -Nancy being really excited for mass destruction -Dale is a being powered only by cigarettes
@therobustempyrean1436
Жыл бұрын
I always took the slaves comment as Dale and the boys thinking a good old American truck is more powerful than 50,000 slaves.
@cradiculous
8 ай бұрын
@@therobustempyrean1436 That would be a heck of a truck. 50,000 is a big number, even if the people in question weren't in peak condition.
@therobustempyrean1436
8 ай бұрын
@@cradiculous Hey, it's American engineering at it's peak, what can you say?
@heaventoms8759
6 жыл бұрын
6 am and already the boy ain't right.
@JDMatthias
4 жыл бұрын
"Aunt Peggy, Do you think Alex Trebeck is sexy?" "Get out of my head Luanne!"
@williamkaye656
5 жыл бұрын
Are you tellin me you support Washington DC? ... That’s a thinker...
@jadeyates3323
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao🤣🤣🤣 my favourite line😂
@user-kl6lo7hx4w
4 жыл бұрын
That was especially funny cos I live in DC
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Hank just blew Dale's mind.
@Yophillips3272
4 жыл бұрын
Every Conspiracy theorist/ Trump supporter. They want to be both lol
@DIY_Miracle
4 жыл бұрын
@@Yophillips3272 Man conspiracy theories aren't unique to any ideaology
@andrewames247
5 жыл бұрын
"I CAN help you without using witchcraft, pills, and molestation, but it won't be easy!" That has to be one of the funniest quotes I've heard in a long time!
@yuripantyhose4973
5 жыл бұрын
you know its a good show when "funniest moments" is the entire episodes
@maximmonday2440
6 жыл бұрын
5:34 hank prepares for war
@PIB2000
5 жыл бұрын
He killed 50 men with that club.
@justanedit001
5 жыл бұрын
"I never read your diary even though you secretly suspected I did on June 18th, 1995" The second season and that boy ain't never right
@BrandonAlexander-sj2qm
6 жыл бұрын
school shooter "can i bring the gun to school!" i'm assuming life was safer then
@shadowhalk225
5 жыл бұрын
Wasnt that bug of an issue back then haha
@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585
5 жыл бұрын
Nope. It was more dangerous, mainstream media has lied to everyone.
@Kyle_Hubbard
5 жыл бұрын
@Mac Loud To be fair Down Syndrome doesn't just "crop up", you're born with it and you're diagnosed with it before you're even outside the body. Down Syndrome is no more common nor less common, just more known about and better educated.
@Kyle_Hubbard
5 жыл бұрын
@Mac Loud To be fair Down Syndrome rates for women in their twenties have a 1 in 1,500 percent chance.
@Kyle_Hubbard
5 жыл бұрын
@Mac Loud To be fair people with Down Syndrome now live into their 60's up from their 20's in 1980.
@noquemalive7111
5 жыл бұрын
Bobby: what guns are. Dangerous Dale: whaaaat
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Hank: Oh shit. Here we go again.
@Jared_Wignall
5 жыл бұрын
“Do you mind? I’m trying to sit here” classic Hank line.
@cyclops9750
5 жыл бұрын
“Most deaths in a house is from Guns and gun accessories” LMAO 🤣
@josephjackson1956
4 жыл бұрын
“Most deaths in the home are caused by guns and gun accessories”. Classic Hank
@andrewpestotnik5495
2 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye Luanne, I just wanted you to know I never read your diary even though you secretly suspected I did in June 18th, 1995." Now that's an underrated quote
@volcommadness
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the guy running onto the range while they are shooting to display a target 🤣😂😂
@nathantagg2691
3 жыл бұрын
Compilations just cant do this show justice, it's way funnier than people will initially realize. A lot of the humor requires watching a whole episode (or even the whole series). There are lots of long running inside jokes, characters fucking die, dynamics change. I was blown away when I decided to hunker down and watch this show
@tylerwagner1978
2 жыл бұрын
I liked that the characters aged and changed with the show. Unfortunately they ended that in season 7 and it became more episodic and self contained.
@TLSoulDude
3 жыл бұрын
"I CAN help you without witchcraft, pills, or molestation...but it won't be easy." I died when he said that.
@JWayne-vb1yg
6 жыл бұрын
That boy ain't right I tell you hwat
@SonoFelice-
6 жыл бұрын
My boy ain't much but he's all I got!
@CarlJohnson-mf4qd
5 жыл бұрын
6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
@fettacheeze
4 жыл бұрын
This boy is flawed
@XGaming1
5 жыл бұрын
6am and already the boy ain’t right.
@luckyduckydrivingschool3615
2 жыл бұрын
"Do you mind? I'm trying to sit here." I can't wait to try that one out.
@bizarrenrugged3370
7 жыл бұрын
" I called You Hon' and I'm naked". I've been in that situation several times lol
@justinsimon154
6 жыл бұрын
With your niece?
@bizarrenrugged3370
6 жыл бұрын
Justin Simon With my cousins
@FizzDragon8273
4 жыл бұрын
@@bizarrenrugged3370 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
@Avarice297
4 жыл бұрын
It happened once with my Ex during a 3 day school camping trip. I had a girlfriend at the time and we were taken outside very early for some fire alarm at 05:27, most of us in PJs. Anyways I did a little to much yesterday so I was a zombie and I saw my girlfriend and put my arm around her and said "Do we really need to be out here? This sucks." Then I hear "Yes Noah we need to be out here and I didn't know you hit on girls in times of crisis~" I sprung up fully awake realising what just happened and I hear my girlfriend behind me laughing and she mockingly did the same thing I did but laughing. I worked about 28 hours worth of fishing and hiking (choosing to go ahead and back) and that was better at waking me up than a Cuban coffee. 😂 (I found out all the details later the day. Like I said I was a zombie and remembered little of the experience.)
@whyisblue923taken
3 жыл бұрын
@@FizzDragon8273 It was actually Pakistan, bigot.
@hugogonzalez7026
4 жыл бұрын
5:30 Hank DON'T mess around Guy: "Sir if you're calling me a liar, you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella" Hank: "9-iron" Guy: "Y'all have a nice day"
@dustinwashburn1283
3 жыл бұрын
"I was afraid she was gonna hug me, I was worried she wouldn't leave, and I was happy when it was over." Hank is my spirit animal.
@ProdPizer
Жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite part of KOTH is every time any other show would take an easy joke, KOTH just brushes past it realistically and makes a better joke.
@BrosBGaming
4 жыл бұрын
Love it that bobbys an expert marksman. Hes gonna be a marine when he grows up.
@johnderebuy3502
5 жыл бұрын
3:45 anyone else expected dale to just go ''GUH!'' and take off?
@UltimatumDemon
2 жыл бұрын
5:04 Hank gave me the chuckles
@adrianvillanueva8220
2 жыл бұрын
Homeboy: "We are both reasonable people" [produces wrench] Hank: "You said it friend." [produces golf club]
@ReplayZzIsCoo
4 жыл бұрын
4:53 look how fast peggy drinks coffee
@lmurphy0000
5 жыл бұрын
"Hey looka this-" (runs into open gunfire) "LOOKA THIS EVRYBODY"
@ClipFactory069
4 жыл бұрын
Hanks reaction to Dale at 6:46 has me dying 😂 such disappointment
@davidramirez578
2 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣
@docdave15
4 жыл бұрын
"That's a nice gun." 'Yup.' "There's a cool gun." 'Uh-huh.' No joke, I actually conversations like that with my dad when I Bobby's age. Though the conversations also included, "it costs HOW MUCH?!"
@killerkitten7534
4 жыл бұрын
“I used to work with the cowboys” “When?” “Last season” “Goodbye” God that was a good one
@wyattlarrick3246
5 жыл бұрын
3:13 Quote of the century right here!
@griffca4814
5 жыл бұрын
We need this show now more than ever. Please cancel your prime-time garbage sexfest and put this back on every day Fox.
@Fluxey1
6 жыл бұрын
6AM And Already The Boy Aint Right XD
@JHollowayNetwork
4 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite season of King of the Hill because that's where the animation gradually improved and Luanne's appearance and hairstyle changed (it's also the season when she comes to live with the Hills).
@zsedcftglkjh
2 жыл бұрын
"I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR." My man!
@ThatCoolKidYouKnow
4 жыл бұрын
I love how the military locks up bulldozers but the tank would be easy to steal!
@miroslavputinovic6650
2 жыл бұрын
Bulldozers are easier to sell, hence more likely to be stolen.
@johnnymcblaze
3 жыл бұрын
1:26 This is very true to life. When things come naturally to people they have no idea of how hard others might struggle to do the same thing. I've gotten into a lot of argument with people who tell me that "a shooter can never be sure where their bullet is going." Which blows my mind because I'm like ol' bobby.
@2diefor
5 жыл бұрын
Forget Rick and Morty S4, we need a revival of King of the Hill
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
Or beavis and butthead
@kanegarvey3188
4 жыл бұрын
Except fun again like seasons 1-6 when Hank didn't turn into a whiny bitch
@silverblade357
4 жыл бұрын
No. They ended it beautifully. Don't risk ruining its legacy.
@loreaver3882
4 жыл бұрын
No it should stay finished unlike how they treat the Simpsons
@docdave15
4 жыл бұрын
@@silverblade357 Yeah, that ending was perfect. Also, Brittany Murphy and Tom Petty are dead, so, not having Luanne and Lucky would be sad.
@carlsmith4568
3 жыл бұрын
“Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR!” Sounds exactly like my grandpa lmao.
@obleckprime
5 жыл бұрын
5:06 6 am and already that boy ain’t right
@lolrus5555
6 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares.
@WingsofHistory
7 жыл бұрын
Hank the G
@icemountaindragon5057
7 жыл бұрын
this is uploaded on my birthday!
@mr.watoons3555
7 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday man
@icemountaindragon5057
7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Watoons thanks!
@icemountaindragon5057
7 жыл бұрын
Cloudy WithKush wtf?
@eoretaspace
Жыл бұрын
this show made me put a stack of golf clubs and batons behind the door. Hank Hill 4 Life
@chefcook09
5 жыл бұрын
2:59 guns don’t kill people, the government does
@nickbuckman6765
4 жыл бұрын
"Do you mind? I'm trying to sit here." Goddamn I felt that.
@SSkalert
3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know it was loaded is not an acceptable excuse. I wasn't there or I never met those people are better excuse." 😁😄😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@motnurky7055
3 жыл бұрын
"I worked for the Cowboys." "When?" "Last season." *GOODBYE*
@ShrekWallBee
6 жыл бұрын
is the kid sitting next to bobby a clone of him and why does he look like Beavis from Beavis and Butt Head ?
@Batkenpre
6 жыл бұрын
FATBRUCELOL APPLEBEE right I was thinking that
@Lord_RavnFar_Tannerwise
6 жыл бұрын
king of the hill and beavis and butthead were both created written and voiced by the same people!
@joshuacomparan9090
5 жыл бұрын
I see no resemblance
@90AMason
3 жыл бұрын
Cotton has a good excuse to be late at late at least
@mechajay3358
2 жыл бұрын
Landlord: "We're both reasonable people" Hank: "You said it friend" (grabs a golf club) Hilarious, that Hank, usually the reasonable one, was about to get violent.
@connormclernon26
4 жыл бұрын
0:50 -1:36 you can hear just how much this guy doesn’t care for the presentation he’s giving. And clearly demonstrates what not to do both with a gun and at a range.
@alexkaalberg1969
2 жыл бұрын
0:18 the look on Hank's face always gets me to laugh
@xKrispyx
4 жыл бұрын
"I've got plenty of emotions! I was afraid she was gonna hug me, I was worried she wouldn't leave, and I was happy when it was over..."
@vladv2291
2 жыл бұрын
"Where's the children's gun section" That aged well😂
@noneofyourbusiness2386
5 жыл бұрын
1:46 isn't that the voice of the boss in incredibles? lol
@redshark618
5 жыл бұрын
Not incredible. Inconceivable!!
@munnsie100
3 жыл бұрын
Sure is, Wallace Shawn.
@tortoise629
2 жыл бұрын
Snot from American dad also
@zacksreviews2001
2 жыл бұрын
5:30 That’s low key one of Hank’s most badass moments
@irocjared
5 жыл бұрын
Sir if you’re calling me a list you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella Nine iron Y’all have a nice day
@erinmayo5170
4 жыл бұрын
Liar*
@nehoy463
4 жыл бұрын
4:25 kills me every time. lmao
@jorgeespinoza6645
2 жыл бұрын
“ When doesn’t she cry , she cries at weddings , she cries at funerals “ …. “There’s no rhyme or reason to it “
@nicksrandomreviews
4 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't take guns to school with you..." The 2010's did not get that memo.
@fan9775
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@_stealth_313
3 жыл бұрын
“Sir if you’re calling me a liar you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella.” “Nine iron.” “You have a nice day.”
@beaubanhagel1667
6 жыл бұрын
2:34 whoa settle down Kid Kolombine.
@MysticWulf
4 жыл бұрын
"Guns dont kill people the government does "😂😂😂
@PC.NickRowan
5 жыл бұрын
"She's got my droor's spinning around with her unmentionables!"
@sandmantn77
5 жыл бұрын
Drawers.
@hiddenaether
Жыл бұрын
"Guns don't kill people, the government does" lmfao Dale is the epitome of innocent truth
@marquiis1693
5 жыл бұрын
"So first do I.." "HUH YOU JUST PUT 6 SHOTS DEAD CENTER" *I KNOW* "now do I lay the magazine"
@loganthornhill7892
4 жыл бұрын
Best show ever , who's still watching in 2020 ??
@camobash2462
4 жыл бұрын
“You better be holding something stronger than an umbrella”. “Nine iron.” “You have a good day.”
@thehiandstuff6012
4 жыл бұрын
"you shouldn't bring guns to school" - Hank Hill School shootings drop to 0
@fatcat5817
3 жыл бұрын
Oof the people of venezuela, cuba, china, north korea, and now australia be like 😭.
@psyduckrules
3 жыл бұрын
“ Gobbledygook about a subconscious” lol Gobbledygook is one of my favorite words, along with jargon, actinopterygian, syzygy, humuhumunukunukuapuaa, antidisestablishmentarianism and floccinaucinihilipilification.
@myfellowsonicfans7131
5 жыл бұрын
“Look, we’re both reasonable people” “You said if friend”
@user-cp3tv1lp2g
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Morag_Tong_Assassin.
2 жыл бұрын
King Of The Hill is the best animated tv show, I love this show so much.
@michaeldavis2420
4 жыл бұрын
2:13 This guy voices so many characters his voice sounds so familiar 4:05 HIS VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR
@GojiBoiEarth1964
4 жыл бұрын
Hank: Are you telling me you support Washington D.C!? Also Hank: *is born in New York*
@kelsomcentire6298
3 жыл бұрын
The most underrated line ever "guns don’t kill people, the government does”
@noturavgdude8262
5 жыл бұрын
5:50 lmao Hank is down for his niece
@Sintoolkicks
Жыл бұрын
"Guns have been around for years. If they were dangerous, I just think someone would've said something" 😂
@coltonkrum6491
7 жыл бұрын
So at 1:10 this guy is the kid from a Christmas story? You'll shoot your eyes out!
@Torthrodhel
2 жыл бұрын
I forgot that Bill line. "I could get you a tank from the army base! Nothing better for pushing a load, well except maybe a bulldozer but of course they lock those up." lmao
@Hey_its_0nyx
4 жыл бұрын
Guns don’t kill people, *the government does* -Dale
@dalaillama7049
4 жыл бұрын
1:50 he must have failed being Max’s Principal
@bambinoseven4592
3 жыл бұрын
Love this show !! #1 in my book
@Michael_Sangworth
4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: I worked with the cowboys! Hank: When? Therapist: Last season Hank: Goodbye! Best line in the whole comp lmao
@hunterhudson4577
7 жыл бұрын
i would ask how sad your life is to make this, but I'm fuckin watching it...
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