Did you have a stroke at your keyboard bud? RIP you
@spencer6459
Жыл бұрын
that was the water from the potato instantly vaporizing, from the excessively hot oil. this is why "they" don't cook.
@thevalorousdong7675
Жыл бұрын
Methamphetamine. Not even once
@nicholasarmstrong8971
3 жыл бұрын
The warlock's bubbling cauldron spewed forth its black ichor as he sang his curses into the night.
@murderfacexxx
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@barebonesjones
2 жыл бұрын
Man, that sexy goth bad boy sure can cook.
@skeezelord
2 жыл бұрын
TWU
@TylerDurden-oy2hm
2 жыл бұрын
Quite the bard..
@ruckusmania
Жыл бұрын
for he knew of the warlord’s coming
@Rowsdow3r
3 жыл бұрын
Man. Anybody in an apartment building is just one idiot with a pot of black oil away from losing everything.
@sarahichi3998
3 жыл бұрын
I have this thought way too often
@Horrorscope.s
3 жыл бұрын
Well not anymore
@izzyjones7108
3 жыл бұрын
it could literally happen to anyone. TWU
@user-og6hl6lv7p
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn't read this comment. Goddamnit man.
@beholder5045
3 жыл бұрын
i was a renters insurance ad including the dark lord conjuring avocado frts
@freddiehubbard1460
6 жыл бұрын
Yelling at a fire to stop usual works, that fire is an obvious troll.
@tinsoldier1983
6 жыл бұрын
Freddie Hubbard There are no rules when you can control a thunderstorm like our lord.
@kickflip6270
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely shouldve used his magic instead
@Cronoistight
3 жыл бұрын
That fire just got banned from his channel.
@izzyjones7108
3 жыл бұрын
for sure...he needs to ban that fire
@echospecter2450
2 жыл бұрын
Remember blowing on a grease fire gently is the best method of dealing with it, honestly surprised he's not stupid enough to throw water on it lol
@faselessnobuddy
3 жыл бұрын
All that oil and all those fries, and he just commands the fire to stop... And it does. *He's a wizard. I know it.*
@corninyourpoop
2 жыл бұрын
Omg lollll. I've just discovered this guy, found him from a video where he shows off his rockabilly hairdo.
@anthos332
2 жыл бұрын
I mean seriously tho, why not? Maybe he is a wizard 👀
@bongripskickflips8245
2 жыл бұрын
Anybody notice how black that vegetable oil was? Definitely wasn't a healthy color.
@bongripskickflips8245
2 жыл бұрын
@Old Blue Witch you spelt Gothic bad boy of age wizard wrong.
@559area
2 жыл бұрын
he was about to say stop i’m autistic
@deibu__
2 жыл бұрын
The sound of potatoes getting immediately vaporized as soon as they touch the oil kills me every time
@trashteamracing8262
Жыл бұрын
It's really satisfying.
@notcoleman711
Жыл бұрын
dude the comedic timing on me reading this comment at the exact moment that it happened in the video sent me to tears
@nickirmen6671
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Ray gun from COD a tiny bit
@UncannyLiving
Жыл бұрын
Sounded like a sword off the anvil getting quenched
@smug_cat1
11 ай бұрын
Peew peew
@Giantshredder
2 жыл бұрын
Almost causes the entire building to burn... "I need salt"
@koenruysseveldt3848
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dovesofwar14
6 ай бұрын
Salt stops grease fires
@91okie27
6 ай бұрын
@@dovesofwar14 No, Baking Soda
@CousinRomulus
5 ай бұрын
Ideally you want to suffocate the flame with something non flammable
@TheRambler
4 ай бұрын
@@91okie27 Salt will also work.
@flashman453
6 жыл бұрын
Love the taste of taters fried in motor oil
@SHACOBES123
2 жыл бұрын
Shits dark af
@apothos666
Жыл бұрын
*Slingblade voice* Mmhm
@Dial8Transmition
3 жыл бұрын
Good thing he cast the "stop" spell on that fire before it got out of hand
@xenostra
2 жыл бұрын
Stopga
@alleycat8492
4 жыл бұрын
"Eh, fuck it." famous last words
@MrPink-kk6qn
3 жыл бұрын
The run-down kitchen, the molten hot black grease, the cruedly cut potato wedges, and to top it all off he started a legitimate grease fire. This is just beautiful.
@WOUNDZnTATTOOZ
2 жыл бұрын
Clint sure could use a few pointers from his son on how to capture real art.
@Kywool2K
2 жыл бұрын
TWU
@upperplaygrounds6913
2 жыл бұрын
Real beautiful , If your not a old person living in that appt when it catches flame at least
@Nesqwikz
2 жыл бұрын
Crudely
@cribbles3476
7 ай бұрын
"The molten hot black grease" like omg... I've never seen anything like it.
@T3t4nu5
Жыл бұрын
That cauldron of pure Vantablack never fails to make me chuckle.
@killercurl1
Жыл бұрын
fukin vantablack bro, darkest of dark
@CONGTHEGUERILLA
10 ай бұрын
Brimstone even
@VinluvAntonHandesbukia
Күн бұрын
@@CONGTHEGUERILLAIV perhaps
@seanc2862
2 жыл бұрын
That wasn't oil. That was a cauldron conjuration of pure evil essence and a manifestation of death. The entire complex was lucky that our dark lord chose to tame this beast.
@ThineLesser
2 жыл бұрын
"Stop!"
@Lobonova
Жыл бұрын
Im literally crying
@jester4886
5 жыл бұрын
The sound of those first few frys dropping into the 900° oil was hilarious, 10/10
@westnile21
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo it sounds like the noises he makes when he starts flexing😂
@izzyjones7108
3 жыл бұрын
CHOOOM chooom Chwooom
@nebraskamomma
3 жыл бұрын
foley producers could never
@Misty8097
3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard that sound before in my life omg.
@skrimper
2 жыл бұрын
It sounded like one of those "red hot molten ball vs whatever" videos
@Me16768
2 жыл бұрын
This should be used to sell renters insurance. “ It’s 2 AM do you know where your Boglim is?”
@Stokedhavok
2 жыл бұрын
Pea Barnes Lol!
@gypsykatcher30
10 ай бұрын
It's what happens when you feed a boglim after midnight. Rule number 1, dont feed your boglim after midnight, everyone knows that.
@k2sm0ke
4 жыл бұрын
the sound of the fries going in sounds like an explosion in a 8bit Atari game lmao
@TACT1LE
4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like the fries are getting vaporized im in tears 😭😭😭
@CaliThrasher86
4 жыл бұрын
ZAP
@thebatman5214
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that too I was like well those are cooked.
@Rivers198
3 жыл бұрын
That oil is hotttt
@nebraskamomma
3 жыл бұрын
they were
@srpdesigns
3 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll back to see what you meant and now I'm in tears 😂🤣 Those things vaporized into another dimension!!!!!
@westtexas2031
7 жыл бұрын
no wonder his neighbors complain about the smells coming out his place. always burning food or starting grease fires
@Hi.Im.Levi.
7 жыл бұрын
West Texas lol
@highnumber9494
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in that apartment complex with his flammable food disaster experiments which are you usually done when he's wasted
@Sacharias1
3 жыл бұрын
they complained too much rip cobracrib
@Rivers198
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget wand spray paint
@spookysammy7245
4 жыл бұрын
"I need salt!"
@anthonymcglinch7503
2 жыл бұрын
He says it like that's priority and not the flames.
@UltraEpicMan
2 жыл бұрын
Too funny
@stevothenaut77
2 жыл бұрын
Lol i think he said that because salt puts out fires
@brandonsmith2299
6 ай бұрын
I studied fire science and I’m not too sure I ever came across that. I have heard of baking soda. And to try and smother with a dish rag.
@karief5980
3 жыл бұрын
I once lived in a complex in Casper and had to move out due to the smell lingering in the apartment below me. I’m now convinced Cobes was the culprit.
@Nedula007
2 жыл бұрын
Really?
@echospecter2450
2 жыл бұрын
Son of a bitch, you have the reason, now troll him like he's never been before
@LowRentLefty
2 жыл бұрын
What did it smell like?
@Rezplz
Жыл бұрын
Real? Tell us your story
@judgeprime3730
Жыл бұрын
It smelt of unwashed carpet, pit sweat, sperm, weed and paint
@FarOutJunk
2 жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of living in an apartment complex with a person this dumb. All it takes is once and you lose everything.
@bigkushyindustriesllc5710
11 ай бұрын
Renters insurance doodt would never rent without ot
@JonathonTheAsshole
9 ай бұрын
Renters don't have anything to begin with.
@topdawg2003
4 жыл бұрын
I love his logic, He Used the potato slice that fell on the floor but not the ones on the stove top.
@TwoTailedCaperer
3 жыл бұрын
The oil looks like tar. Just boiling swamp sludge on the bottom of the pot. That is shocking and disgusting
@bernielomax5908
7 жыл бұрын
Is he cooking lava?
@gavinw197
2 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here, i remember you from dsp twitch chat
@bernielomax5908
2 жыл бұрын
@@gavinw197 What no way! You've a great memory. Nice to bump into a fellow detractor out in the wild.
@davidt.5388
3 жыл бұрын
The sound of the fries falling in gets me every time. The idea is to cook them, not vaporize them. Lol
@koenruysseveldt3848
9 ай бұрын
He just needs to refresh the oil. The temperature was not that much of a problem but you need to fry them twice ,the first(170*) time you have to let them rest for 10 minutes and then fry them again @ 190* to get those nice and cripy fries. Eseppiallywith fress fries that are just cut. And they wre not fries,they were big chunks of potatoes,than you for sure need too frie them twice. lol.
@dachers1238
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times and I know how it ends but it still gives me anxiety every time. That day was very close to being a very bad day, and not just for the Cobes.
@AdaptiveApeHybrid
Жыл бұрын
I legit almost closed the video when it started flaming
@ingihrannar8781
Жыл бұрын
He has had an extraordinary amount of times where he has come within an inch of tragedy
@ThursdayMonkey475
7 жыл бұрын
that "goddamnit" was perfect.
@porridgesilt
4 жыл бұрын
The grease goblin should have used one of his fire extinguisher wands to put that blaze out.
@WiseResto
4 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy he's smart enough to not dump water on it. Love ya josh
@kevbotroberts
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t give him any ideas!!
@CurtisAlfeld
3 жыл бұрын
He probably didn't have any on hand.
@judgecat9284
3 жыл бұрын
Water? You mean the stuff that Cobes totally likes to drink?
@nipplecollector7818
2 жыл бұрын
i was sitting here just waiting for him to dump water on it and burn his apartment down
@VersaceJesus
6 ай бұрын
Wendy's taught him a literal life skill
@sarahichi3998
3 жыл бұрын
He’s treating the fire like I treat a bug invading my personal space.
@hazeshi6779
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@iliacbaby
7 жыл бұрын
oil might have been a bit too hot
@donnylurch4207
7 жыл бұрын
I've been to Walmart within the last 2 years, and I saw a deep fryer there for $20.
@kingcobrajfsofficial
4 жыл бұрын
Do you know how much Rolling Rock and rolling tobacco $20 can buy a sexy goth bad boy?
@djjoshplacid83
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingcobrajfsofficial not everyone has their priorities straight like cobes does.
@denniswazowski3597
3 жыл бұрын
You don’t need a dedicated deep fryer. Just don’t dump an entire batch of potato’s in 1k degree oil at once.
@AndoLaj
Жыл бұрын
@@denniswazowski3597 toss them in one by one
@wattsballer
Жыл бұрын
With a large breath from the mighty wizard, the flames surrendered themselves to him, calling him master and extinguishing themselves
@sirsackolis5203
4 жыл бұрын
At first it looks like josh is making a potion, coupled with the little phew phew sounds the taters make.
@elliotegg3440
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the landlord saw this
@DarkMoon3693
3 жыл бұрын
I bet they watch all his videos and probably have their insurance provider on speed dial to make sure they are covered lol
@nathanwind8455
7 жыл бұрын
everything he does is a disaster
@Hi.Im.Levi.
7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Wind lol
@VinnyEntertainmentYAH
Жыл бұрын
can't stop laughing at the bubbling black ooze
@imabirdlawyer
Жыл бұрын
The way he always presents his dishes like he's Julia Childs and knows what he's doing. Its like watching a toddler pretend to be a grown up.
@qteeppodcasts3639
4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he seemed to know that he shouldn't throw water on it... I fully expected him to burn everything down.
@jimbabwe3
7 ай бұрын
I showed this to my Grandma and she was mortified
@illygotbeats
Жыл бұрын
*yells at fire* "stop I'm autistic"😂
@scottycunningham1413
7 ай бұрын
I love how he just tells the fire to stop
@user-yp6rn8fp5z
9 ай бұрын
god forbid he puts the camera down to save his house from burning down
@blightedgrounds
9 ай бұрын
It's been 6 years and things have only gotten worse
@idokwatcher2062
4 жыл бұрын
if I ever set my kitchen on fire i'll just yell STOP. thanks tubes.
@RustyCantRead
Жыл бұрын
This is how I introduce people to cobes but I never realized there was an isolated clip of just the spud catastrophe, that's most definitely what's up.
@theboglimking2603
4 жыл бұрын
I about dropped my phone when he dropped that first fry.
@111Moose
9 ай бұрын
Dude started trying to reason with the grease fire. “Damn it! Stop!” Lol
@CalebLeggate-qu5st
7 ай бұрын
"I need salt" after nearly burning his house down
@spankymcanus999
3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it this fire did 9000 dollars worth of damage to this apartment
@ChristianLizard
3 жыл бұрын
The "aww fuck it" and the lid are what could've burned that whole building down.
@gsesquire3441
Жыл бұрын
When he put that lid on he almost created an oil bomb! How that did not combust and torch him and the entire complex is a small miracle.
@MsKReads
3 жыл бұрын
I will never not cringe at that swirling, roiling vat of black oil.
@koenruysseveldt3848
9 ай бұрын
Are you talking about Josh or the pot?...😂😂😂😂
@zudemaster
2 жыл бұрын
Why isnt this man working for the fire department? He tells fire to stop, and it stops.
@blipblorp6347
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even put his phone down to take care of it
@drhambone1598
6 жыл бұрын
Continue to blow air on to a grease fire...that always works 🤣😂🤣😂
@officialmasqq_594
4 жыл бұрын
Well apparently it did lmao
@BlauenPlata
5 ай бұрын
He really thought you're supposed to boil oil like you boil water before cooking pasta.
@bradleymedders3295
3 жыл бұрын
Bro that oil is so dirty . That's like motor oil
@nebraskamomma
3 жыл бұрын
it looks like the motor oil pit in sin city
@hazeshi6779
Жыл бұрын
Crude oil
@nano-ep9ih
Жыл бұрын
1:17 i just love how he asked the fire to "stop"
@bobmarley5551
6 жыл бұрын
Im not a chef but im like 99% sure if the oil is boiling like that its too hot lol.
@covertyankee
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the oil isn't supposed to be black.
@sh0gun___
6 жыл бұрын
It's crude oil
@full95one
5 жыл бұрын
Cooking oil that is clean should not smoke, boil or be black.
@michaelkelley88
5 жыл бұрын
nah man the safest way to fry some taters is put a nice low quality oil into a filthy pan, bring it up to a nice roaring boil, then chunk the spuds all in at once and crowd the pan as much as possible
@kalobwilliams402
4 жыл бұрын
It's should be at 350 or so pretty much constantly. His oil was in the neighborhood of 500 or more seeing how it churned and how loud each pop was.
@pantheragilt392
4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand it but I cannot stop laughing at this.
@jaimereynolds258
4 жыл бұрын
Same. Especially when he told it to stop 😂
@pantheragilt392
2 жыл бұрын
Still laughing.
@zwryy7622
Жыл бұрын
@@pantheragilt392 must've watched this dozens of times and it still kills me. The bubbling oil that looks like petroleum, the nonchalant way he yells at the fire to stop, the sound of the potatoes getting vaporized as they get dropped into the cauldron of bubbling death. Just golden.
@sahloknir6287
Жыл бұрын
I genuinely flinched when he just started to drop the potatoes in that pot full of blackened grease
@SinistaMinista666
6 жыл бұрын
I feel like "Chariots of Fire" would be a fitting song for this vid.
@blightedgrounds
Ай бұрын
I love how he sees that it's clearly too much, then continues to pour the entire pot of potatoes in anyways
@BogsAndBoglims
21 күн бұрын
I love how he tries blowing the burner out instead of simply turning it down or off.
@gcf7175
5 жыл бұрын
STOP!
@jrenee1040
3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the kettle... I was just praying he wasn't going to pour water on it.
@twuin2023
5 ай бұрын
1. Covers pot while frying 2. Thinks salt can help 3. Blows on fire, fire trolls him
@Kaladin07
2 жыл бұрын
Love how he says stop like that's gonna magically make it go away lol
@billykidman2091
8 ай бұрын
Holy shit the second he showed the oil at FULL BOIL, I was expecting a lot more flames
@UtushoReiuji
6 жыл бұрын
Be cool about fire safety!
@detectivebloor4011
2 жыл бұрын
This is the American version of Kay’s Cooking
@stevieblunder4566
5 жыл бұрын
If your grease catches fire like that you can just throw water on it, it'll be fine :^)
@TheCookingGoth
5 жыл бұрын
No... no, it won't..
@ewoksP.S.5
4 жыл бұрын
Twu
@irishjoe2941
4 жыл бұрын
TWU oil and water mix like Cobes and Fiery fish pizza!
@rodneyking8896
4 жыл бұрын
Black grease fries. TWU.
@andcam2683
2 жыл бұрын
Star War blaster effects when the fries hit the oil
@MrDJdo
Жыл бұрын
Could be an instruction video for a fire department.
@HeHateMe1
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly Cobers trolls somehow started the fire in a pathetic attempt to make him look stupid
@desktorp
5 ай бұрын
it's amazing that this guy has survived this long
@uwumarii
4 жыл бұрын
Why is he dumping the spuds to the pits of hell?
@Expired_Crumpets
8 ай бұрын
1st mistake was he didn't wave his wand when he pleaded "stop"
@TheInter88
4 жыл бұрын
lmao that oil is freshly squeezed from a dinosaur yeah buddy
@theskullkid7443
4 жыл бұрын
"ahh fuck it" - famous last words
@musician17
9 ай бұрын
Atleast he didn't use water. Gotta give him props for that.
@EmbarassedSkunk
5 ай бұрын
Jesus. Most people don’t get their cooking oil from the automotive aisle.
@pivotalpancake5454
2 жыл бұрын
This man never passed Snape's potion class
@ballsthatclank
Жыл бұрын
He successfully brewed liquid death
@TDOLLA
4 жыл бұрын
lol this is right around the time I started watching Cobes. It has been a wild ride filled with many sagas and incidents
@chrisbarrett8377
6 ай бұрын
I love how it just immediately starts a fire
@pepperonistromboli8034
3 жыл бұрын
French fries. 5W-20 style
@Anita_Backrub
4 жыл бұрын
Is he blowing on a grease fire? 😳
@maxxxmodelz4061
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he tried throwing water on it? That would have been a 5 alarm disaster.
@Rootiga
9 ай бұрын
He managed o catch an electric stove on fire, impressive
@Mjunko6420
4 ай бұрын
I can’t believe this guy can’t even make fries
@Me16768
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing good ever comes after “Ah Fuvk It”
@gt4666master
3 жыл бұрын
The way he limp wristedly says "stooppp"
@DieKupfnerbergerSteiger
3 ай бұрын
You can melt steel beams in that oil!
@doodleydoo2369
3 жыл бұрын
StOp
@Rob-147
2 жыл бұрын
JFC, he knows not to deep fry with crude oil right?
@samlosco8441
5 ай бұрын
the sound of those things being vapourised is just wonderful
@defaultusername123
4 жыл бұрын
*BUBBLE BUBBLE OIL & TROUBLE*
@macbrady7002
3 сағат бұрын
I've been cooking for 24 years....the second I saw the pot, I legit shivered
@nikebellend
Жыл бұрын
"Staahp." Is that a wizard spell of cooling? I can't remember which words to use to put out a fire.
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