Straight out of that Eminem song guilty conscience lol
@QualityPen
7 ай бұрын
“I fell on her and it just… Slipped in”
@ivanrenic4243
Жыл бұрын
Nah man, Theresa is top class gal, my devout chivalrous good Christian Henry would never break her trust🗿
@nvelsen1975
Жыл бұрын
Fail You only say that because there's no chests with loot inside the churches that you can steal Henry. You're no christian. 😉
@butt_ghost
Жыл бұрын
@@nvelsen1975you’re both bozos
@renzoledama3421
Жыл бұрын
Johanka the better one
@facefullvoid7273
Жыл бұрын
@@renzoledama3421nah fuck her, annoying deluded bitch thinking for herself.
@TheDennys21
Жыл бұрын
@@renzoledama3421 Johanka is hottest chick in the whole game.
@bmc508
Жыл бұрын
i like the fact that '' can you clean my clothes'' pops directly after successefully convincing her XD
@CzechMirco
3 ай бұрын
Once all that was cleared, its business as usual.
@mannman627
2 ай бұрын
Can she actually do that
@bmc508
2 ай бұрын
@@mannman627 yeah she cleans and sew the clothes
@TROCHOMOCHO27
7 күн бұрын
hahahaha
@TROCHOMOCHO27
7 күн бұрын
@@bmc508 and all free
@ilayohana3150
Жыл бұрын
At least Peshek still loves me 🥺
@8ig0r86
Жыл бұрын
As long as you want a little wager on the Rattay Tourney
@dei1667
Жыл бұрын
@@8ig0r86 😭
@playlist-explorer
Жыл бұрын
who is that
@TheDennys21
Жыл бұрын
@@8ig0r86 or as long as you steal shit for him haha
@jacepro2827
11 ай бұрын
Yeah until you won every bet in Rattay Tourney. Here's your winnings, damn it.
@badacid8685
Жыл бұрын
The charisma persuasion fail during the apology is funny 😂
@asherdayne6157
Жыл бұрын
true
@AnnihilatorCZ
Жыл бұрын
Henry the gaslight master.
@SpaceDad42
3 ай бұрын
I bet you go around looking for ways you can slip in your new buzzword you learned so that you can feel modern and relevant. Lol, how sad.
@AnnihilatorCZ
2 ай бұрын
@@SpaceDad42 Chill mate, you'd never say this to my face.
@dego9246
2 ай бұрын
@@AnnihilatorCZIt's an obvious rage bait or a dumbass. Either way there's no use answering those comments.
@gsoty8356
2 ай бұрын
@@SpaceDad42"how sad" is wild from someone randomly complaining in a comment section about a random word
@sebastian7141
Ай бұрын
@gsoty8356 Especially if the comment is months old. I really hope I never get to be so miserable, like @SpaceDad42.
@TheDennys21
Жыл бұрын
Theresa after Henry cheats on her and then apologizes: i've got something for you, it's your favorite. (Saviour schnapps laced with poison)
@ps1tops4
9 ай бұрын
Then Henry is like "Ha, the joke is on you! I got the Human Dustbin perk!"
@TheDennys21
9 ай бұрын
@@ps1tops4 hehe
@Dominik40301
3 күн бұрын
It would be more hilarious that she sends her dog after you 🤣
@tabularasa6666
19 сағат бұрын
Well, it actually kinda is poisonous, its made from beladonna. Maybe she put a little extra for maximum savingness of that shnapps😅
@TheDennys21
18 сағат бұрын
@@tabularasa6666 yeah probably, haha.
@nemoguy
Жыл бұрын
That sudden tutorial pop-up for persuasion checks cracks me up
@superweegee6951
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's because I used the official modding tools for debug mode and skipped to after Henry gets with Theresa.
@hundkebab2433
Жыл бұрын
almost like real life
@heyjoji1954
4 ай бұрын
@@hundkebab2433except it don’t help. We are on our own brothers!
@TheAlphaDingo
Жыл бұрын
Henry 'Chad' of Skalitz - dude knows how to play the game. Henry: "Look at me!" Theresa: "Yeah, what?" Henry: "Can't you see?" *(in full armour)* 🤣
@schmetterlingxox3096
11 ай бұрын
"Can’t you see? You’re everything I hope for; you’re everything I need."
@theoutsiderjess1869
4 ай бұрын
I just stay away for a few days and she had no idea
@Mrcoltonclarkson
Ай бұрын
@theoutsiderjess4869 as long as you don't have the buff anymore, she'll never hear about it lol
@frisky6663
Ай бұрын
Anguish!
@Hadras7094
Жыл бұрын
Me omw to the bathhouse for the 23rd time after telling Theresa I will never do it again (she still has three speech checks left)
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
Күн бұрын
I mean she chose to stay with you outside if wedlock she’s clearly not the brightest bin in the closet
@svenkrules9855
Жыл бұрын
0:47 This man thought he's in an anime
@saulofogagnolo2859
Жыл бұрын
Or in brazzers
@thePyiott
Жыл бұрын
Wearing full armor really helped sell that "look at me line"
@leonrushton6789
Жыл бұрын
So killing peasants for their beds and grave robbing for Peshek is fine but god forbid Henry takes a bath.
@bmc508
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@aryman1877
11 ай бұрын
Good point.
@Berserker3624
8 ай бұрын
It’s cheating mate, who cares if I kill and rob people? I’m a loyal man and I treat my girl well, don’t know what she’s on about.
@Ausf
7 ай бұрын
She doesn't want Henry to lose his manly odor perk.
@hectortroy8671
4 ай бұрын
What kind of monster kills peasants for their beds? 💀
@jarrettlowery2802
Жыл бұрын
2:40 Henry Tate
@Zombecz
Жыл бұрын
After several playthroughs this game still amazes me.
@herrnachbar81
Жыл бұрын
the diaglogue witht the lockpics was really fitting
@camaradacomissario9641
11 ай бұрын
Dude even used a monk's cloth to show how he regrets!
@jacepro2827
11 ай бұрын
Henry: Look at me! Theresa: Yeah, what? Henry: Can't you see? Theresa: What exactly am I supposed to see? Henry: Anguish, terrible anguish! I'm so miserable.. Oh wait. I forgot to take off my helmet. 😂
@feuerfrei7070
Жыл бұрын
I have made a severe and continous lapse in judgement
@onetwothreefourfive12345
Жыл бұрын
"I didn't know what I was doing really" lol
@Jordan-rb28
9 ай бұрын
Damn, imagine going through the game and exhausting all the speech options, then the apology options too and you're left with nothing lmfao that's crazy
@slayer6155
Жыл бұрын
This game is soo good! Extremely underrated imo
@orfeo793
Жыл бұрын
One of the most frustrating cliffhanger endings I've ever experienced in a game though. They need to make the sequel already :(
@notachipshop
Жыл бұрын
@@orfeo793 theres one thats been confirmed in development for ages
@rodrigodelacruzcruz3482
Жыл бұрын
@@orfeo793 fr This year is the year for a trailer
@frederikmangor5527
Жыл бұрын
i dont think its underrated it sold extremly well
@GeetMonke
Жыл бұрын
how is it "underrated"?
@sir_gil
Жыл бұрын
My man’s got the black hoodie equipped for demon time 😂
@jozebutinar44
6 ай бұрын
How fast he forgot bianca
@CzechMirco
3 ай бұрын
Medieval life is fast and short and she isn't coming back from the dead. Not to mention there wasn't any of the two being in a very serious relationship. And before some "expert" writes that there wasn't any casual sex in medieval times, of course it was. It was much more frown upon by the society and sometimes it could have had nasty consequences, but young people did it anyway (especially in the countryside). A look into town/monastery archives can attest to that.
@greendlight3983
3 ай бұрын
Sinner!!!
@lemboshauser4700
3 ай бұрын
Bianca is dead dude.
@4bs0rb3nt9
Жыл бұрын
damn, the level of dialogues in this game is better than reality
@ellnino
4 ай бұрын
Henry: I swear, I was just taking a bath. Whences: Hey! Henry's come to see us!
@theoutsiderjess1869
4 ай бұрын
The look at me part was abdolutely hilarious when it failed
@xkrylo8002
4 ай бұрын
Theresa should be employed by the FBI. She can tell Henry's been cheating based solely on his smell or his facial expression.
@CzechMirco
3 ай бұрын
And the hair on his clothes, don't forget the hair.
@kally286
7 ай бұрын
This game continues to amaze me even in 2024…. Every RPG out there should be taking notes
@DeathByEric
Жыл бұрын
I never even noticed that you could wink wink nudge nudge with the bathhouse ladies, cuz I only ever went there for the healing and cleaning all the blood & shit off my armor. Even now after seeing this I'll still probably never use that service; all those pretzels and repair kits are expensive.
@user-vv3zc9il9k
3 ай бұрын
Sure when you millioner after clearing bandit camps
@edersonnico
4 ай бұрын
Now I am curious about the dialogue in the successful intimidation check.
@lutskinu1491
4 ай бұрын
Henry should have just said "I was feeling quite hungry"
@BrainBurnStudios
5 ай бұрын
I don't remember her being suspicious after Henry slept with the wife of lord of Talmberg🤔
@chrisrudolf9839
4 ай бұрын
That's probably because that happened in a less public space than a bathhouse and Lady Stefanie certainly won't snitch on him.
@didelphidae5228
4 ай бұрын
I suppose She didn't stink like the bathhouse lol.
@micha8659
4 ай бұрын
If this had spread, Henry would have had a much bigger problem than an angry Theresa
@hyuntm
4 ай бұрын
@@micha8659but johanka knows everything lol
@No-rl9wn
3 ай бұрын
Think it only happens if you talk to her with the sex buff
@M-Rayan
11 ай бұрын
Damn, poor theresa, she gave him 3 chances.
@Jupa
Жыл бұрын
🙌actually it wasn’t even my fault 😂😂
@kommissarantilus3742
Жыл бұрын
i bet you even sleep in that armor AY
@niekesselbrugge1132
5 ай бұрын
I wish there was special dialogue for when you talk to Theresa after you slept with Stephanie or got drunk with Godwin
@theinterestingchannel7966
Жыл бұрын
2:40 henry aint no simp
@93bawe94
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alonsobruni8131
Жыл бұрын
Real Sigma grindset 😁😁
@Graymeyne
Жыл бұрын
Henry pulled up a top G moment.
@93bawe94
Жыл бұрын
@@Graymeyne 🤣🤣🤣
@svenkrules9855
Жыл бұрын
Henry Tate
@thegeneralissimo470
Жыл бұрын
So it’s an automatic fail if you use force? I only see the fail one here.
@superweegee6951
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it fails no matter what, even if you have max strength.
@TheStraightestWhitest
Жыл бұрын
@@superweegee6951 Clearly he isn't strong enough. He needs to be much stronger.
@maasbekooy901
3 ай бұрын
"look at me" (henry wearing a full set of armor with a helmet covering all of his face)
@yep8058
Жыл бұрын
Wearing the helmet for extra protection
@mongrelking5667
Жыл бұрын
02:41 Top G 🤣🤣🤣
@AlanMars
4 ай бұрын
Sigma Henry
@BlackRiverStudios
8 ай бұрын
Better than Starfield with a 5 year difference.
@blixsa1179
Жыл бұрын
admit it we all sleept in armour xD
@Deliriously10
4 ай бұрын
when I first played the game my first girl was theresa, until when I did the quest “At your service my Lady” then I slept with stephanie and i was like yeah
@Hadras7094
Жыл бұрын
What happens if you cheat on her again after she forgives you? Do the same options play out?
@superweegee6951
Жыл бұрын
yes
@Hadras7094
Жыл бұрын
@@superweegee6951 Thanks
@milat9287
Жыл бұрын
And if you exhaust all options, it becomes permanent?
@funny3scene
Жыл бұрын
@@milat9287yes
@maning04
2 ай бұрын
Nah.. My good boy Henry would never betray Theresa like that. She's way too precious for him.
@Hadras7094
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing all options
@GeoffreyHellington
4 ай бұрын
I had no idea Henry was such a gaslighter 🤣
@nigailemon
Жыл бұрын
thanks for this video! I never got caught cheating so i didn't know these options 😂
@jeremyjoyner9796
4 ай бұрын
How do you not get caught? Do you automatically get caught if you use the bathhouse services?
@FailedMaster
2 ай бұрын
@@jeremyjoyner9796 Don't have the buff active on you I think.
@asmitsharma70
6 ай бұрын
"Look at me 😞"
@xxDrain
Жыл бұрын
Hah. I never tried the girls at the bathhouse precisely because of what Theresa might say.
@CzarnyHusarz_
3 ай бұрын
Lol I never came back to Theresa after finishing all quests related to her so I didn't seen that before, this is nice 🤣
@Pan_Z
3 ай бұрын
"Uh, you know, I was getting out of the bath and then I just fell on the bath attendant... for five minutes."
@Superfreaky2
2 ай бұрын
My Henry never cheated on her, Theresa was the best of the bunch, she can stand up for herself and is intelligent
@ThePsiclone
Жыл бұрын
well what does she expect, "lets " you have your wicked way with her once then its "lets go for a walk..." forever. Come to that Lady Stephanie only does it once and then wont even go for walks...so... It seems our Henry here needs another skill bar for...er...entertaining the laidies? erm, I mean ladies...
@ohauss
6 ай бұрын
"I care for you so much I'd rather choke under my visor than look you in the eye."
@DouglasStarrett
2 ай бұрын
This is like real life: Henry with a strong armour, can't intimidate Theresa after cheating her, even with a higher level than her. The rage of a woman can break the shield, armour and dignity of a man just with one word. All that you say after her last word, can start a new sequence of humiliation and lost memories of your mistakes long time past. 😂
@user-fd8vt1cc9o
4 ай бұрын
"Shawerma with extra tahini" type of excuse
@Vyantri
Жыл бұрын
What the... I had no idea this was in the game. But Henry or at least my Henry made no such commitment to Theresa. She has no right to chastise me for using the services of prostitutes. I completed her quest line but I thought that was the end of it. It's not like we promised to get married in future or something.
@bdleo300
10 ай бұрын
Henry can't marry her anyway, just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
@Matth_M
7 ай бұрын
@@bdleo300 Well Henry is technically not noble despite being Radzig's son because he is an illegitimate son. Radzig cares for him so he gives him a high ranking position but Henry is still not a lord lol. And i think that's the better way, becoming a real knight in all but name, but still keeping your humble origins, and being able to marry your childhood crush (alr just forget about Bianca she's dead anyway)
@sserpent21
4 ай бұрын
Theresa is such a pretty and wonderful woman. If we were together I would never cheat on her.
@MannysVisionStudio
10 күн бұрын
I did all of that BEFORE I got with Theresa 😂
@stephb745
8 күн бұрын
That woman gives Henry too many chances. She needs an intervention....
@rugvedtamhan
19 күн бұрын
I think this is canonical as kcd 2 seems to have different romance options.
@danentakoto2701
4 ай бұрын
Can we get a New plus ending for this game? Wonder what the dialogue and missions would be like when Henry has all of his skills from his previous future life...
@frederickbarbarossa7961
4 ай бұрын
What if you cheat again after apologizing? Do they run through the same quotes? Or does she just decide to dump you.
@stefankatsarov5806
4 ай бұрын
They? You mean she.
@frederickbarbarossa7961
4 ай бұрын
@@stefankatsarov5806 they as in Henry and Teresa. They’re having a conversation.
@austinboggs4271
4 ай бұрын
He was deleting a computer virus
@BenD0v3r32
20 күн бұрын
Weird, I was using their services few times, and she never brought that up.
@jonasamorim4958
3 ай бұрын
Look at me (uses a Helmet)
@hrishabhdivya
3 күн бұрын
what happens when you pass their last option the fighting one in which henry say like yes I did so what?
@gromnokriptide
4 ай бұрын
To be fair you can't wash well at that troth carry well and. Teresa is only interested in you once there is no farther development. They should have added a marriage option at least. Henry needs love too.
@TagCavello
3 ай бұрын
I'm in a jam. I already told Hans I'd meet him at the bathhouse with the girls. Then I went and slept with Theresa. Now I don't know how to skip out on Hans without pissing him off.
@WiseOwl_1408
7 ай бұрын
Mw and godwin had a party withsome ladies. Next day henry says i should fo see Teresa
@Genyesins
4 ай бұрын
I feel quite hungry
@psycomutt
4 ай бұрын
Maybe Theresa should put out more than once, lol Seriously though, that's kind of messed up to leave a buff behind messing up your relationship when realistically your wife could/should be able to handle that job.
@silenraven1017
Жыл бұрын
I often used the base house to get the Alpha male buff but never THeresa tough i cheated xD
@Mutineer9
Жыл бұрын
May be it change in latest patch, but before if you did not come with buf on she did not know.
@silenraven1017
Жыл бұрын
@@Mutineer9 Or maybe because i rarely used the Rattay bathhouse
@throbiusmaximus8533
4 ай бұрын
i bet you sleep in that armour yes yes i do
@emreaydn4257
4 ай бұрын
I am in love with Theresa
@karthikakkiraju7166
11 ай бұрын
I don’t know how to forgive , what to do next , it means there is no chance or any perks need to be activate
@user10jbszdue13
9 ай бұрын
Then if i'm out of apologizing options, i am never to speak with theresa agaiN?
@ParanoidAandroid
Жыл бұрын
Lol this is so awesome and funny. I love this game
@bluegem1442
2 ай бұрын
0:44 Lol!! 😂🙈😅👍
@fanthos4210
10 ай бұрын
Wierd I did that but never got this dialogue pop up.
@drewslip5492
4 ай бұрын
I hope theresas in the sequel ❤
@TROCHOMOCHO27
7 күн бұрын
i dont understand why would i cheat on her
@user-dy2cg3hj6m
Жыл бұрын
Good video
@off2geo
5 ай бұрын
gotta put it somewhere sometimes.
@hamsnub
Ай бұрын
how did henry manage to pull her
@smokescreen100
2 ай бұрын
I wanted the buff tho...
@bdleo300
10 ай бұрын
Henry can't marry her anyway... just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
@coltgunner2835
Жыл бұрын
Epic!!!!
@birisuandrei1551
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 i wonder what happens if you keep on cheating, getting forgiven and cheating again over an over again...does she eventually stop even allowing you to attempt to apologize.... Edit: oh wow...i was pretty much correct about that
@Sebastian-iy2yr
8 ай бұрын
So does the strength one never work?
@steelofthealloys1081
3 ай бұрын
This never happened for me
@Dennis-ud2nh
Жыл бұрын
"batthouse harlots" ok
@Fr33zeBurn
Жыл бұрын
I've noticed there are a lot of typos in the DLC quests
@PALADINKILLIAN-1403
Жыл бұрын
@@Fr33zeBurn czech subs has some typos too it seems it was written in rush and nobody bothered to check but i dont really mind
@Fr33zeBurn
Жыл бұрын
@@PALADINKILLIAN-1403 Haha yeah the game is so good
@PALADINKILLIAN-1403
Жыл бұрын
@@Fr33zeBurn yeah its good game henry becomes badass in the game
@Fr33zeBurn
Жыл бұрын
@@PALADINKILLIAN-1403 I'm just getting to the end of my 3rd play through and I already want to start another save
@Mutineer9
7 ай бұрын
Just do not talk to Theresa when have a buff.
@BigBoiTurboslav
11 ай бұрын
Wait, when does this dialogue occur? I've played this game for like 300 hours and never had this? (Yes I've been to plenty bathhouses)
@DerEchteBold
11 ай бұрын
I guess you have to come back to Theresa with the 'Alpha Male' buff from the bathhouse still active. Btw, I played for almost 3000 hours and never did this.
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