I love how instead of just waiting a couple of minutes at the office he decides to run around the city instead
@jasb1133
5 жыл бұрын
When its a emergancy your better off walking rather then sitting/standing in one spot.
@ARIZJOE
5 жыл бұрын
Well, it's a comedy, a fictive drama. It was a plot device. The smarter thing would have been hit the stairs to a men's room a floor below.
@heliopyre
4 жыл бұрын
@@ARIZJOE I understand it was a plot contrivance for the sake of comedy. I'm not a retard. if it were a different character the they would have just waited and the story would have been written that they'd be standing there for ages like at the Chinese restaurant. only Kramer would tear ass around the city looking for a place.
@temple134
4 жыл бұрын
That part killed me 😂😭
@jubileelennon
4 жыл бұрын
heliopyre i’ve had to use the mens room before luckily noone came in. lol
@880728leonjf
5 жыл бұрын
Thats the most stressfull moment you can have in your entire life
@vanessabayardo9788
5 жыл бұрын
or ear pain or tooth pain.
@ptbot3294
5 жыл бұрын
Once i got hit during the final exam. I was the first one out of the exam room.
@vanessabayardo9788
5 жыл бұрын
@@ptbot3294 stress can do that to u. Hope u talked to your teacher right afterwards and explained for a chance for more points.
@smokesletsgo2374
5 жыл бұрын
especially when it's a liquidey gurgley shit and you're praying your sphincter can hold on for juuuuust a bit longer...and as soon as you see a toilet the pressure increases ten fold
@Silly_Illidan
5 жыл бұрын
I know...... controlling
@elektro3000
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Richards is such a master of physical comedy.
@vadimnesen8060
4 жыл бұрын
The new Charlie chaplin
@juicepick7131
4 жыл бұрын
And his racist comedy can't be beat 😂
@veritasnumero3721
4 жыл бұрын
He got it from the Honeymooners - watch the old shows.... It's amazing how much seinfeld borrowed from Gleason - togo
@AB-wf2js
4 жыл бұрын
@@juicepick7131 can you fucking let that go? Seriously, the reason why celebrities go crazy is because of people like you who never let go of a mistake someone made and continue to bring it up, he apologised, leave him be.
@kennybegeske8824
3 жыл бұрын
Assman
@carlosbot01
3 жыл бұрын
I love how happy the gang is at the end for Kramer over basically finally being able to take a dump lol
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
That's a big deal if you have that problem. Hope it never happens to you. It cab be extremely painful. You might think you're dying or having a heart attack
@marioiacolucci
9 ай бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 yes it would be
@DAMusic-qu2ec
2 жыл бұрын
What is great about this show is they always use code words for when they talk about vulgar subjects. It’s so much funnier that way.
@frankthetank1369
2 жыл бұрын
Percolating.
@craigrogers3235
2 жыл бұрын
The dreaded apparatus 😂
@alexkokkola
Жыл бұрын
@@craigrogers3235 The Big E
@CharlesN-hb1hu
Жыл бұрын
Yes ,that true and yes it is funnier , if u catch it watching ,
@RunstarHomer
10 ай бұрын
Wet 'n' wild
@vishalmenon05
2 жыл бұрын
I love the way George hands over the sandwich to Jerry and walks to the bathroom. Pure gold.
@stuartholden6163
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@jackwimmer2249
Жыл бұрын
@@stuartholden6163is he going in there to throw up?
@RunstarHomer
8 ай бұрын
@@jackwimmer2249 No, he doesn't want to miss his chance like Kramer did.
@jackwimmer2249
8 ай бұрын
@@RunstarHomeryeah that makes more sense.
@Dana-wq5tp
4 жыл бұрын
0:43 Jason Alexander suppressing a laugh. 1:05 Larry David's voice.
@zander4076
3 жыл бұрын
Jerry and jason were so close to bursting
@andreiboroianu946
4 ай бұрын
@@zander4076*bussin
@matthewscherer9681
Жыл бұрын
I like how Kramers’ constipation becomes a big topic amongst his friends - and that they’re happy once he finally goes 😂
@shyy87
Жыл бұрын
I think they were happier when he finally “went” than when he passed his kidney stone 😂
@MM-iy7gz
10 ай бұрын
That is true friendship
@marioiacolucci
9 ай бұрын
I know the feeling when you have to go well you know
@KeithHiew
7 жыл бұрын
Jerry is trying SO hard not to laugh.
@mistervanderveer
6 жыл бұрын
Jason is losing it at 0:42
@LordTalax
6 жыл бұрын
He was doing that most of the series, bad actor
@analuisahering2149
6 жыл бұрын
They are ALL trying not to laugh ! :)
@MatrixDiscovery
6 жыл бұрын
Someone in the audience is losing a lung laughing.
@Aj-ex7pf
5 жыл бұрын
J S are u joking? What the fuck is wrong with you man?
@shoqwavebeats8745
7 жыл бұрын
It was an emergency jerry, i was really percolating lol, i will never stop watching Seinfeld
@DEADG6D
6 жыл бұрын
denwhatt it simply is the standard for sitcoms.. wat they can all aspire to be but none shall ever replicate
@mockingbird195
2 жыл бұрын
I love the way George walks away when Jerry says "apparatus".
@larrymoore6640
4 жыл бұрын
You just got to love how Kramer can make us all laugh about everyday type problems. Miss that show.
@jackwebb437
4 жыл бұрын
Kramer running through the city trying to get home to poop is equivalent to us country folks driving 10 miles home with our flashers on and sweat beads popping out on the forehead.
@jessicawidmeier2862
3 жыл бұрын
Pick a tree, sometimes you have to.
@nomdeplume2213
3 жыл бұрын
Just pop a squat lol u must not be a true country folk
@jackwebb437
3 жыл бұрын
@@nomdeplume2213 😂😂😂
@josephlalock8378
3 жыл бұрын
or the last half mile to your house after having white castles 90 miles ago
@chesucat
2 жыл бұрын
If he lived in San Fransisco, he could just go squat on the street.
@JonatasAdoM
4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, it's not that bad" "-Yes it is."
@lyndaoneill7813
2 жыл бұрын
Michael Richard's practically owned that show,He was hysterical to watch all the time, that toilet business was so funny.He is one funny bloke.🏴👍♥️
@liberalweirdo7886
8 жыл бұрын
Sarry customiz only
@marioiacolucci
8 жыл бұрын
was that him running?
@RandomVideoVault
8 жыл бұрын
But of course
@marioiacolucci
8 жыл бұрын
you need to check your spelling!
@marioiacolucci
8 жыл бұрын
+Scarlett OHara did Kramer have to pump air into that thing how do you use it?
@RandomVideoVault
8 жыл бұрын
Mario Iacolucci Water
@charlesklimko492
6 жыл бұрын
One of life's simple, underappreciated pleasures.
@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward
4 жыл бұрын
More like a requirement....
@tomservo5347
3 жыл бұрын
What's really horrifying is your bowels chambering a round while you're stuck in traffic...there is literally nothing you can do and it's actually a phobia of mine.
@archkull
3 жыл бұрын
shit in the back seat
@mfaure420
3 жыл бұрын
I recently started a new Rx and while it doesn't happen a lot, twice now I have gotten a little like bubble in my stomach and like 10 minutes later I HAVE to go. Thank God both times I was home. On the road that would be very worrisome.
@tomservo5347
3 жыл бұрын
@@mfaure420 Happened to me in high school two days in a row at the same time during marching band practice and I had to use the horrible stalls that didn't even have doors on them at my school with some of the most gut churning shits I've ever had. Almost didn't make it. This phobia made me quit band (all the traveling to competitions) and severely screwed me up for years. Living in a rural area I had to ride the school bus 45 minutes to and from school each way-a daunting prospect. Don't know why-took me time to learn to chill and if it happens, oh well let it rip.
@erwinfelis4613
3 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling. I was on the way to the airport in Milwaukee when I had the feeling. I was in the city, but with miles to go yet. There was the sweat beading on my head. It was horrible. Finally, when I got to the airport I probably looked like a crazy person because I was running very fast to the bathroom.
@chesucat
2 жыл бұрын
Every truck drivers fear!
@GameTime-yj6qv
11 ай бұрын
Kramer acting like he cant act is some fine acting
@tubekxb
11 жыл бұрын
The comic Ron White once joked, "You ever take a dump so big, your pants fit better afterwards?"
@marioiacolucci
8 жыл бұрын
tubekxb why did George go to the washroom?
@blargo
8 жыл бұрын
He was worried about missing his chance and being in the same situation as Kramer.
@marioiacolucci
7 жыл бұрын
Blargo OK I got it
@scottdinges3347
6 жыл бұрын
Lol that's true.
@rocknroller77
5 жыл бұрын
@@marioiacolucci the power of suggestion
@musicalman1995
4 жыл бұрын
This is how true friends deal with constipated buddies.
@zoestarkman7441
7 жыл бұрын
It's so funny the way Kramer was running. 😂
@pegleg00
6 жыл бұрын
body double
@Singularity333x2
3 ай бұрын
It's not kramer
@raptirboy180
3 жыл бұрын
Dude one of the audience members was just laughing his ass off
@cali9073
4 жыл бұрын
3:48 that dance and song was just classic Gold from Kramer. 😂
@wavesound8499
2 жыл бұрын
trying to poop in downtown new york is a nightmare
@Wgaither1
Жыл бұрын
Why is that
@Entropy__
Жыл бұрын
@@Wgaither1no public bathrooms
@Bendwow
Жыл бұрын
Just use the street like all the homeless bums do 🤣🤣
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
No library?
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 What do you mean?
@debellmore3221
5 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was the funniest show on tv. I still watch all the re-runs. Most hilarious show on the air in its day! Right up there with Everybody Loves Raymond!! Best shows ever!! 🤣👍👍
@antigraphein943
4 жыл бұрын
Louie's better in sitcoms.
@zaltmanbleroze
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I watch those too and King of Queens which co stars Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) who really steals the show in King of Queens as Arthur Spooner.
@realUlfricStormcloak
3 жыл бұрын
I live to line Seinfeld's pockets with rerun royalty rewatches 😀
@willc5723
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that there are a few characters that were here kelly deke’s wife as the bookstore clerk and bania
@walterwhite1
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a classic
@JustWinBaby_23
2 жыл бұрын
Jerry and George can barely hold in bursting out in laughter. 😂 “You can’t play Kramer.” “I am Kramer!”
@prevara5162
4 жыл бұрын
I always loved Jerry’s bike on the wall
@tommyt1971
5 жыл бұрын
“I got no... peristalsis.”
@marioiacolucci
4 жыл бұрын
What does that mean anyway
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
@@marioiacolucciMuscles that tense to go.
@marioiacolucci
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 thanks man for getting back to me be well as they say in demolition man
@surfwriter8461
Жыл бұрын
"Wet and wild" Yeah, that sums it up. Only Kramer could make a laugh riot fiasco out of being constipated and then finding relief at last.
@hiphopheaven2
9 жыл бұрын
1:05 Larry
@flisko123
8 жыл бұрын
just wanted to type that
@mobus1603
7 жыл бұрын
flisko me, too -- hehe
@DeniseLaFranceCDNpainter-z9g
6 жыл бұрын
Good hearing!😍
@cyberpimp29
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, yes!!
@HeatherSpoonheim
3 жыл бұрын
Great ear!
@leafyutube
Жыл бұрын
Pooping is under rated.
@teresapflaumer5717
2 жыл бұрын
4:06 the look on Elaine's face after Kramer said "Wet and wild" was hilarious! She looked like she was going to barf!
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
It feels like she’s going to barf! 🤢🤢
@MusicmanII777
Жыл бұрын
She was starting to laugh actually. They cut the camera real quick after that😅
@pillbelichick
7 жыл бұрын
I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky donuts again
@mobus1603
7 жыл бұрын
Haha, almost "I saw Joe...DiMaggio in Dinky...Donuts again"
@himanv
6 жыл бұрын
In 2018, this would now be just Dinky. No donuts. But Seinfeld is still funny.
@mikeg1378
5 жыл бұрын
pillbelichick oh...he’s a dunker
@jona71377
5 жыл бұрын
I met Joe in a San Francisco funeral home (1980)
@csllover
4 жыл бұрын
But this time I went in
@Melissa0774
Жыл бұрын
He actually managed to hold it when he got mugged.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
If he hadn't. I bet they'd have left him be!
@Melissa0774
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823It would've been to late at that point.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@Melissa0774 Right
@ancyentfathoms
7 жыл бұрын
No reason not to shit in central park.
@smaakjeks
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@patgogan7324
6 жыл бұрын
Or in an alley behind the restaurant lol
@tommorin6195
5 жыл бұрын
Bathroom had a sink
@ramondrose3558
5 жыл бұрын
That was an emergency shituation
@randyjohnson805
5 жыл бұрын
Everybody else does
@Jaso700
8 жыл бұрын
1:06 the movie says a Far Of Place lol, always thought that was hilarious how Kramer was running all over town trying to find a bathroom
@RandomVideoVault
8 жыл бұрын
Ha! I get it!
@marioiacolucci
8 жыл бұрын
Scarlett OHara only kramer
@marioiacolucci
7 жыл бұрын
_TheBringerOfRain_ is this really possible or was this a joke if you miss your chance to well you know what
@chuchulainn9275
6 жыл бұрын
Mario Iacolucci It can indeed. I am a trucker and once had to poop in the middle of the night. I was near a truck stop but it wasn't a 24 hr one. Long story short, I walked 2 miles to find a bathroom.
@KyleMoran626
5 жыл бұрын
@@RandomVideoVault check out all the places names...
@onetime1828
11 ай бұрын
I love when he's running through the woods with that look of concern. 😂
@DEthe5150
10 ай бұрын
Being that it's New York City, and what with all the skyscrapers and buildings, I guess Central Park would be considered "the woods" to New Yorkers.
@flatplant
5 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Kramer sounds so stiff when reading lines that he actually said irl.
@heythereskinwalker
2 жыл бұрын
This episode is why I never hold it in.
@Skyriiing
Жыл бұрын
And I am watching this while on the toilet, adds more to the comical situation.
@rmiddlehouse
5 жыл бұрын
George totally cracking up at 0:43
@ValdVincent
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, it's actually a great feeling, after you do it, just make sure you get the water right.
@patrickdron
Жыл бұрын
Kramer gave himself an enema to help relieve his constipation, must have been extreme
@jenniferhoffman5347
3 жыл бұрын
I still love this show!
@mobus1603
Жыл бұрын
I don't think anything says Kramer to me more than after George offers him a bite of his sandwich @1:53, and he does that little head stroke with a spin.
@afarmenian
6 жыл бұрын
This incident would later inspire George to come up with the idea for the iToilet
@hgfuhgvg
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly that was Larry David saying the line "sorry, customers only"
@LB__1
Жыл бұрын
If only George's iToilet app had been around during that time. It would have helped Kramer find a place to relieve himself.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely right
@Rcsully65
5 жыл бұрын
This is up there with passing the stone at the circus
@MrMauidiver
4 жыл бұрын
Too bad he wasn’t in San Francisco, could have gone...........anywhere.
@AWK007
4 жыл бұрын
Same in India
@williammurphy8293
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@eddiemarconi51
4 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@dickJohnsonpeter
3 жыл бұрын
Portland or Seattle too. You are getting more and more options For sidewalk pooping all the time.
@dns1235
4 жыл бұрын
Best 3 words ever spoken on Seinfeld. “ wet and wild”
@julianj9830
Жыл бұрын
3:03 one of the best Kramer bits lmao
@tikeya7952
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, I remember those days of living in New York. Lol. You had to buy something before they'd let you use their bathroom.
@tommyt1971
5 жыл бұрын
“Hey Pistol-packin’ Mama!”
@Will87
4 жыл бұрын
The smile at 0:19 cracks me up everytime
@hasonitoKGB
4 жыл бұрын
KZitem recommended me this while I’m sitting in the bathroom pooping with my phone in my hand watching videos 🤭
@watcherofwatchers
3 жыл бұрын
So?
@RoadTripzz14
3 жыл бұрын
Now that is an algorithm!
@mayhemjr.803
2 жыл бұрын
My buddy drove a cab years ago and this kind of thing happened to him but he was in his cab. Luckily nobody was in it.. He was "percolating" like Kramer said but the problem was he was on the freeway and the traffic was so bad he couldn't get off. Suddenly it exploded into his underwear and into his socks. So he decided just to drive back to his place clean his cab, burn his clothes , take a shower, and head back.🤣😅🤣
@Bournefort
2 жыл бұрын
I had explosive diarrhea in my pants in the middle of NYC central park because all of the bathrooms were closed for maintenance.
@Delightfully_Bitchy
2 жыл бұрын
Burn his clothes, though? 😆
@chesucat
2 жыл бұрын
Those poor truck drivers. They really need to wear adult diapers like the astronauts do.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@chesucat I thought babies can wear diapers
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@chesucat What adult diapers? Astronauts don’t wear diapers.
@ozzyozz4494
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly refusing to let someone use the bathroom is inhumane...
@mobus1603
Жыл бұрын
Have you ever had to clean a bathroom after bums in New York have been using it all day? Have you ever had a junkie overdose in your bathroom after shooting up? It's not only sad and disgusting, but it's bad for business when customers walk in on that that stuff. Get back to me when you're a business owner in a huge city like New York.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
@@mobus1603You can see a troublemaker from 50 paces, what's the problem?
@mobus1603
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Better yet, I can have a standard in place that's enforced equally, so I don't get sued for being a racist redneck 😉
@JH-no
5 жыл бұрын
Prunes, coffee, blueberries and bran flakes. In abundance. Works like a charm.
@frankthetank1369
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot good coke. 😂
@laterdudesaint
5 жыл бұрын
Impacted bowels are no joke my friend..
@JD_300
3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this episode and Kramer said that he missed his chance I thought he the next thing he was going to say was that he didn’t make it to the toilet in time
@seektruth8662
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of episode about masturbation where they never actually say the word. Here 'bathroom' is as far as the censors will let them go, but they cleverly work around it in the funniest way possible.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
What episode is that?
@seektruth8662
Жыл бұрын
@@erickbuckner4485 it was named The Contest. season 4, episode 11.
@tolumnia
3 жыл бұрын
Peristalsis, involuntary movements of the longitudinal and circular muscles, primarily in the digestive tract but occasionally in other hollow tubes of the body, that occur in progressive wavelike contractions. Peristaltic waves occur in the esophagus, stomach, and intestines.
@JW-do2wc
7 жыл бұрын
So that's what constipated means.
@drlight6677
4 жыл бұрын
The NBC executive who gives Kramer directions to the bathroom is the same actor in Robocop who gets shot by Ed 209 in the boardroom a thousand times.
@SGTMasterBean
12 жыл бұрын
Wet n wild lol
@savelejo
4 жыл бұрын
In NYC no one has a bathroom for you to use. "Where do you go?" I asked a cashier.
@TheConservativeHippie
3 жыл бұрын
It’s worse in Italy
@SoDamnMetal
3 жыл бұрын
I'd ask them if they'd prefer I shit on the floor :)
@የዝምታአቀንቃኝ
Жыл бұрын
"I got no Peristalsis." 🤣😂
@lemonhead162
2 жыл бұрын
That happened to me one time when I drank some iced coffee before my work shift at the mall. Also, the dreaded apparatus happened to me too. I felt like I gave birth!
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
How did that feel?
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
That was painful
@bigh7972
Жыл бұрын
Watch out when Kramer is percolating… He can’t possibly enter a room like his old self. Time for him to go wet and wild.
@rickrose5377
5 жыл бұрын
Kramer got his mojo back!
@হুলাবিলা1287
2 жыл бұрын
The moment when Kramer said Percolating and George stopped himself from taking a bite was a fine touch by the actor.. Awesome..
@DEthe5150
10 ай бұрын
*Percolating
@Cookieboy70
8 ай бұрын
Those first 2 noises...I couldn't tell whether that was Kramer, Kramer's stomach, or noises coming from the bathroom.
@user-bw7to8mz9u
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Kramer. As I write this, I’m taking a dump that’s so raunchy I’m contemplating selling my house. My bathroom will never be the same after today. I’ve gone thru a bottle of Febreze and it’s not even touching it. The room is about 15 degrees warmer now.
@anda6963
3 жыл бұрын
Wow.. Thank you for sharing that with us. I can almost smell the great odour permeating every inch of the room.. Lol
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
Use poo pourry 1st. It's a spray for that use.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Right
@danvanhoose6783
5 жыл бұрын
Three or four taco bells and your in business.
@johnjuhasz9125
5 жыл бұрын
Dan Van Hoose chase it with a hot cup of coffee.
@clinteastwood6875
Жыл бұрын
Raisin Bran, Sunflower Kernels, Broccoli, Prune Juice…and of course some coffee.
@MaloneMantooth
4 жыл бұрын
The Dreaded apparatus Lol Edit: Any one in this situation take one multi vitamin and one Magnesium pill after, it's like an exorcism.
@1rewd133
4 жыл бұрын
Popcorn and an apple works for me every time.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
Coffee.
@manickreations
7 жыл бұрын
he should have tried a bunch of white castle burgers hahahhaha
@manickreations
7 жыл бұрын
That would work hehehe
@kerycrisologo1013
7 жыл бұрын
just eat plums or mangoes.
@kevinbudzinski9569
5 жыл бұрын
Or eat a bunch of food from Taco Bell or McDonald's
@johnjuhasz9125
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO. White Castle and Taco Bell, followed by a big cup of black coffee !!!
@atimtg
5 жыл бұрын
Wendy's burgers would do it!
@beener_80k56
7 жыл бұрын
does any one else hear that 1 guy laughing in the audience with that really annoying laugh,,,
@apple54345
6 жыл бұрын
probably larry david or someone else behind the camera. the generic laugh track layer over-top doesn't drown it out enough... annoying indeed.
@macklemoo1229
5 жыл бұрын
Idk man I think that cackle is pretty damn funny...
@OtterloopB
5 жыл бұрын
I think it makes it better.
@antigraphein943
4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was not a laughing track or laughs at all. It makes it utterly annoying.
@dustbunny4527
4 жыл бұрын
roberto it also makes most of these shows utterly unfunny. Corner Gas for the win
@sacplissken
2 жыл бұрын
You can hear Larry David telling Kramer at the restaurant that bathroom for patrons only.
@TheSaeghe
4 жыл бұрын
1:05 lol that's Larry David saying " Sorry customers only "
@andrewjemmott3213
4 жыл бұрын
:20 that look on Kramer’s face...not sure how Jerry held that laugh in! Definitely had to shoot this scene multiple times hahaha
@VERSACE.1X
3 жыл бұрын
“sorry buddy, full house” 😂
@nothingforgrantedPS23
3 жыл бұрын
I'm using that one.
@Coolness18304
7 жыл бұрын
I thought I've seen every episode
@priyamason7365
3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes
@mobus1603
Жыл бұрын
I have great "peristalsis" after my morning coffee 😆
@843idfa
3 жыл бұрын
Prunes and plenty of water.
@Bournefort
2 жыл бұрын
I went on a family vacation to NYC a few years ago and literally crapped my pants in the middle of central park because the bathrooms were closed for maintenance. I had to spray myself down with one of the garden hoses at the facilities building. One of the worst experiences of my life lol.
@pauljordan4452
2 жыл бұрын
Shit!
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@pauljordan4452 No shit
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
I know how you feel. Sorry. It's not funny. Can be very painful, too.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 I didn’t laugh. It was painful
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@pauljordan4452 I can’t believe those bathrooms were closed for maintenance. Damn you, maintenance work
@COULDbWORSE1
10 ай бұрын
I have constipation now and came here for medical advice.
@DaveRMP12
3 жыл бұрын
For those wondering @ 2:38 Peristalsis is a series of wave-like muscle contractions that move food through the digestive tract.
@LB__1
Жыл бұрын
"Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science." I am only teasing. I just couldn't resist posting this response.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
Yup. Just look at videos of what happens when it doesn't work. Like that new skinny drug. Oh, man, nastiest thing ever.
@dalenemoore
10 ай бұрын
🎶Pistol Packin Mama….🎶🎶🎶is the funniest thing ever!😂😂😂😂
@CoastersBolts
7 жыл бұрын
Wet 'n wild. DEAD
@Supermanohman
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he opens his door like he's sneaking drugs
@marblox9300
Жыл бұрын
I'm just stupid - I have seen that bag and I still don't know what it's for - and don't want to know.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Жыл бұрын
Enema. For when you can't go. Water has to go somewhere... .
@metsfanatic6270
Жыл бұрын
Kramer almost pulled a poppy
@RightfootWestHam
2 жыл бұрын
Had this "moment" a week ago... I missed my oppertunity... But I still had to eat. I was out by the beach and there were no toilets, and nowhere to "hide" and make a temporary one... I drank yoghurt, ate fibers to "plow through" ... Eventually got home... Spent about 30 min on the toilet in different positions and finally! I could see colors again! I felt like a feather. I could jump, I could sneeze, I could do somersaults!!!! ... I couldt do somersaults, but you know what I mean! I WAS FREE!
@matthewmorgan4765
2 жыл бұрын
thank you for your service
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmorgan4765 You’re welcome.
@erickbuckner4485
Жыл бұрын
What opportunity?
@RightfootWestHam
Жыл бұрын
@@erickbuckner4485 To poop! Also funny that you like your own comment.
@Marbles471
7 ай бұрын
"The dreaded apparatus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheStuport
7 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerry wants to laugh SO BAD @ 0:20.....too funny!
@mobus1603
7 жыл бұрын
Just looks like acting to me.
@TheStuport
7 жыл бұрын
+mobus 1603--No Worries here....we all can't see the same things...Cheers
@UnitedStatesGovt
4 жыл бұрын
Only Kramer can make an Enema look joyous.
@Tigersfan829
7 жыл бұрын
I think we've all done that fucking run when we're desperate to find a place to poop
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