I have no mouth, and I must Kreed. Speedy's channel: / speedyspcfan Patrons see episodes early: / civvie11 Twitter: / civvie11 Join the Dungeon Discord: / discord
That's actually Breed. Does anybody remember Breed?
@FascistTrex
4 жыл бұрын
Breed: Comblyat devolved
@TheCrimsonElite666
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Halo: Combat Evolved literally has copy/pasted level design.
@kruinnbogdoir3661
5 жыл бұрын
In russia there was a real hype on kreed, all gaming magazines was telling that kreed is killer of Doom 3, unreal 2, john f kennedy, abraham lincoln and who knows what else, and giant shlop after release
@DarkOmegaMK2
4 жыл бұрын
quit winning!
@SamuraiAkechi
4 жыл бұрын
Zulin gang!
@helenarann83
4 жыл бұрын
а какая в Kreed вода...
@darenzy
4 жыл бұрын
It might have failed on that, still it was an amusing game. There is though a masterpiece open world fps made by Russians, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
@arsenii_yavorskyi
4 жыл бұрын
@@darenzy "Russians"… yeah, 'bout that…
@TARINunit9
4 жыл бұрын
"A lot of these comments are copied and pasted. Whole references, memes, so it gets a little confusing..."
@juanespinoza8148
3 жыл бұрын
T9b49 8atvksrto7tb
@planescaped
3 жыл бұрын
@VT This is like a gex reference on a dunkey video ~ Thanos
@bravo075
2 жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@revvynant9123
Жыл бұрын
“A lot of these replies are copied and pasted. Whole jokes, criticisms, so it gets a little confusing…”
@xakoman8003
9 ай бұрын
Quit winnin
@ChrisLeeW00
4 жыл бұрын
I wish when my bank account said -1 it meant infinite money
@AnimatedTerror
3 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@Vantarmy
3 жыл бұрын
If it said -1, it would mean you have to pay the bank 1 dollar extra each month. Negative interest, you pay the bank 1 dollar interest, thus 100%. Might happen between 2022 and 2024
@louiepooh1510
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vantarmy Man I wonder if I can come in and undercut, offer to keep and use other people's cash for only 50 cents a month. It's a no-brainer really.
@TheTGOAC
2 жыл бұрын
@@louiepooh1510 probably would get investigated and shut down by the SEC before any real money could be made. Also it would take 10,000 customers to make 5 grand a month which isn't bad but it's certainly gonna take a lot of networking and license costs
@ianjarrett9375
Жыл бұрын
Same
@CriticalNobody
5 жыл бұрын
The game’s trailer makes me think of those “You wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
I still have (and watch) dvd's with that ad campaign on 'em, lol.
@dexster8618228
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked familiar! That's exactly what it reminded me of
@cdcdrr
5 жыл бұрын
"If you're downloading files, you're downloading communism!" But this game was made after communism fell. What I get from this is that we need to return Russia to Marxist-Leninism to prevent more games like this.
@RatSlapper357
5 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong. It reminded me of a Prodigy video though. I'm a Kreed player, twisted Kreed player!
@Euclidiuss
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I have a question, who has a cooler voice? Civvie or The Act Man?
@generalrubbish9513
3 жыл бұрын
I can't quit winning without my buddy Superfly
@takacsadam2850
Жыл бұрын
whining*
@2Asspie
Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 *winning
@takacsadam2850
Жыл бұрын
@@2Asspie the dude is nagging and complaining over and over, why would he say winning? it's whining but pronounced wrong
@2Asspie
Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 that is the joke
@fuzzy8889
Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 quit winnin
@erselley9017
2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes the water kills you and sometimes it doesn't....just like real water" 10/10
@BigPuddin
Жыл бұрын
Third world countries be like.
@jiaan100
3 ай бұрын
That is pretty accurate tbh, can't see electricity
@Rogue_Steve
4 жыл бұрын
"...Like imagine if you were playing Doom and every time a zombieman hits you the screen went fucking crazy." So it's like Doom 3.
@probablynotdad6553
3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Giga Chads like doom guy shouldn't flinch
@Ponaru
3 жыл бұрын
@@probablynotdad6553 When Doomguy gets shot the bullets flinch.
@probablynotdad6553
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ponaru yes
@CourierSiix
3 жыл бұрын
@Demiclea neither was he ib DOOM 1, 2, plutonia, or 64, yet he never flinched. Also, id like to point out that the DOOM 3 guy isnt the same guy as the rest of the series
@hoodedman6579
3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg It doesn't matter what's actually happening in context, you shouldn't do things that are terrible to the user experience.
@ghoulhellbilly2528
5 жыл бұрын
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" classy self-roast there, civvie!
@ajflink
4 жыл бұрын
That's Skyrim in a nutshell but without the pitch shifting.
@panameadeplm
4 жыл бұрын
i love it when they type out the exact quote from the video, but then also explain the joke in the reply
@AnimatedTerror
4 жыл бұрын
normal I love it when edgy jokills like you have to point out that the funny thing isn’t funny cause it was funny but it wasn’t cause you said it was funny and- Just bugger off buddy.
@panameadeplm
4 жыл бұрын
@@AnimatedTerror if what i did is so bad, why are you doing it?
@Symmetriad
3 жыл бұрын
I think these comments are making my brain smooth.
@exiledPostman
5 жыл бұрын
At least this game did one thing right: not a single sewer level.
@ghfjfghjasdfasdf
5 жыл бұрын
I take it you didn’t enjoy Rage.... 👽
@Fancysaurus
5 жыл бұрын
The game is so shit spewing it might as well be a sewer.
@raccoononymous
5 жыл бұрын
He'll never make it to 100 at this rate.
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
that's one gold star. *one*
@The_Crimson_Fucker
5 жыл бұрын
That's because the entire game belongs in the sewer.
@kaiosamatlj4031
4 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning" Ok, I'll go and play a Sierra point-and-click adventure game without a guide, it's the best way I can think to not win.
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Sierra :(
@JeanMarceaux
3 жыл бұрын
You can play Hareraiser
@drunkenbarbarian8211
3 жыл бұрын
You should try Deponia!
@admiraltonydawning3847
3 жыл бұрын
Play Limbo of the Lost without documentation.
@ZigealFaust
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, just play some Super Meat Boy. Fastest way to lose.
@713arch
4 жыл бұрын
This game looks like the video games you'd see on TV when they haven't licensed a game to play but they need the young male lead to be distracted by something before the mother interrupts them
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@RedTigerDragoon
5 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these youtube comments are copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@KrisM189
5 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@1310up
5 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these youtube comments are badly copied and pasted, so it gets a lit
@planescaped
5 жыл бұрын
You see, a lot of this comments section is copy and pasted, whole comments and sayings, so it gets a little confusing.
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
Ctrl V
@stefanm.734
4 жыл бұрын
So it wasn't just a poorly voiced line. "Quit winning" was a warning to Civvie. A warning to stop now or be forever changed, scarred with the knowledge that this game exists.
@DrNiradino
4 жыл бұрын
4:04 left to right read indeed do we that confirm can I myself russian a as.
@steelewalker1527
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sad this hasn’t gotten much attention. Great comment.
@josethebioform7519
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed with other commenter great comment dude
@what-hn1od
3 жыл бұрын
sa a naissur flesym i nac mrifnoc taht ew od deedni daer thgir ot tfel 40:4
@finnaboing
3 жыл бұрын
no lie I thought I was having a stroke while reading this comment
@josethebioform7519
3 жыл бұрын
@@finnaboing imagine reading it then having the stroke your last concious thought being wtf
@riv4lm4n
5 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning" -the bogdanoff
@dannylamb456
4 жыл бұрын
@Bolastwo "Doomp eet"
@lumbermill8588
5 жыл бұрын
"You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" It took me a minute to get the joke, thought i was just going crazy.
@PedroThePanda64
4 жыл бұрын
You just experienced what Civvie did when he was actually playing the game.
@bananajoe113
4 жыл бұрын
You see a lot of those critiques about the game are copy and pasted, whole comments, rhetoric, so it gets a little confusing.
@XGriff847X
4 жыл бұрын
Came here for this same comment. A+ on the meta-joke.
@DodderingOldMan
4 жыл бұрын
@@XGriff847X But a lot of these comments are copy pasted, whole paragraphs, sentences, so it gets a little confusing.
@notaloafofbread773
4 жыл бұрын
bruh I thought I kept hitting the rewind so I'd set the video forward then hear it again and set it forward
@AlbertSirup
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the alien on the floor, presumed dead, comes back to life shoots the three non-player characters, while missing the player character right in the middle, and then immediately dies again. Intentionally or not, that was a comedic masterpiece with perfect timing.
@ImperativeGames
Жыл бұрын
If they expanded on this it would be a parody/satire on how NPCs always do one thing and die in shooters (think Half-Life). But it's not a parody...
@michaelgraham9774
9 ай бұрын
The monster just couldnt stop winning
@cyclopshark8933
7 ай бұрын
The monster was just saving the player from a bad escort mission
@thewraithwriter22
4 жыл бұрын
To this day I don't know if Katie is a real person or not.
@ihatecommunism9958
3 жыл бұрын
Me neither, lol..At times I believe she is real, but at other times I think she is a character that's part of the "Civvie Lore"..lol
@VerdeMorte
3 жыл бұрын
Regardless of if she is real or or not, we know she feels pain, You Are Empty and Alpha Prime proved this.
@vetreas366
3 жыл бұрын
We now have recorded sounds of pain and sadness made by the Katie entity in " Redneck Rampage Deelucks Special" so we know that, at the very least, Civvie really wants us to think she is real. And also in pain and sadness. Mission accomplished, I feel sorry for her.
@GreenEyedDazzler
2 жыл бұрын
It’s so obviously pitch shifted Civvie
@morrigandoerner1146
2 жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler trans civvie when?
@0ff868
5 жыл бұрын
Kreed, a game also known as "How I learned to KUIT WINING and loved the schizoprenia"
@bravo075
4 жыл бұрын
*Hwhinnin
@lessel3465
4 жыл бұрын
Ou r uo Winning san
@iBlewupthemoon98
Жыл бұрын
Qweet whinning
@GrandHighGamer
5 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest tie-in game to a film about boxing I've ever seen.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
4 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with *Rocky!* This is the stand-alone movie for the most senior employee at Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton.
@smeqwack7337
4 жыл бұрын
i thought it was a tie-in for the band creed
@SockEater4293
4 жыл бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuy this was a joke.
@SockEater4293
4 жыл бұрын
I know, there was no guns in the rocky movies and the two creed movies ever!
@DistractedGlobeGuy
4 жыл бұрын
@@SockEater4293 so was mine, genius.
@neal2399
4 жыл бұрын
The thing I enjoy most about Civvie 11 is, like Doom 2016, there’s a weirdly complex and fascinating story happening in the background of his videos that he could not give any less of a shit about
@neal2399
4 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg That’s your opinion. Cool. Now go be a contrarian somewhere else
@SableDrakon
4 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Cry some more man. Doom 2016 just blew it's load early, but it was still a good and enjoyable game.
@supesmin446
3 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg Shit opinion
@aaaaaahhh9537
3 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg the optional logs you can read are actually super interesting
@johnnybensonitis7853
3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Pop ya breaks, kid. You bout faq cross some fuggin' lines!
@JackManiaky
3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this I'll never be ready for "quit winning".
@LeirTheFox
5 жыл бұрын
"it's closer to a russian Unreal II, and if that doesn't scare ya..." That trailer itself is stuff of what creepypastas are made of
@Kola25_97
4 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@BigPuddin
Жыл бұрын
It's wonderfully cursed. It looks like an ad for a fictional game like Polybius.
@Halon1234
5 жыл бұрын
1:57 "Russian Unreal II" Buckle up, kids, this is ROUGH.
@planescaped
5 жыл бұрын
Quit whinning.
@IDHLEB
5 жыл бұрын
Jank intensifies
@jauhgnaw
5 жыл бұрын
It's the Unreal 2 done right
@Halon1234
5 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure you could overdub Unreal II's dialogue with sound clips from this game and make it more entertaining, not less
@DarkOmegaMK2
5 жыл бұрын
DAMN!
@waterguyroks
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, something about the atmosphere of the cutscenes is really appealing to me. It’s like a sci-fi fever dream
@bluesloth4142
3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Like a tapeworm? I will say though the music is a good kind of cheese.
@Knifegash
3 жыл бұрын
Absence of tone, emotion, sense. It's like floating in space; there's nothing to orient yourself with, you are utterly helpless to watch as you desperately beg anything to save you from this abject nothingness. Civvie learned the lesson the hard way. When you're staring at an empty void too long it empties you and you become it and it becomes you.
@TheDownrankTrain
2 жыл бұрын
That would be the brain damage. Time for a fresh round of neurostimulants and electroshock therapy
@lionelstarkweather982
Жыл бұрын
Lexx is the tv series version, give it atry
@reviyee5571
4 жыл бұрын
"else if terminal=1 we'll die" i almost choked
@ZuluRomeo
Жыл бұрын
If terminal=-1 we live forever
@orvilleredenpiller338
5 жыл бұрын
“There’s four hours left of this game.” CIVVIE CIVVIE NO
@TheGollddMAN
5 жыл бұрын
"Quit whinning" That needs to be a meme.
@omgman8663
Жыл бұрын
His "Wait IM the confederate??" has the same energy as my reaction to aiding the stormcloaks the first time I played Skyrim.
@Creedio90
6 ай бұрын
the gods smile on me, imperial, can you say the same?
@JackWse
5 ай бұрын
And yet Bethesda was able to craft such energetic and magnetic dialogue from Legendary actors such as Patrick Stewart, and max von sydo... Do you know how Logistically technically and by all means of science that we know, just how difficult it should have been to get Patrick Stewart to fuck up bad dialogue? Bethesda's on a whole other level than these slovjankers... My theory is possibly some black magic, maybe Some not so sanctioned extracurricular Supplemental catholic material maybe... Cause... Like have you seen life force? There had never been dialogue so bad Patrick Stewart would ever have been even challenged.... And then... Bethesda... Channeing the power of the immaterium to collectively Regress the scale of human communicative progress... No Korean MMO, Or blizzard product has ever really even scratched... And they tried...
@gabrielloko30000
4 жыл бұрын
After watching this review many times, i FINALLY understood the plot. You are a Legionnare marine going after a Rouge commander, going straight to the Kreed anamoly. The whole thing is a skirmish between Legionares, The Confedarate alliance and the Spiggs marauders, and you trying to escape out Kreed. The end is so abrupt because....i dunno. He just break through the anamoly on the end and escape ...aaaaaaand still makes no fucking sense Else we will die
@lordmontymord8701
Жыл бұрын
At least you tried ...
@ImperativeGames
Жыл бұрын
You missed the important part that getting rogue commander was a cover, the main mission was to get control over the powers of Kreed and make it into a weapon. They problem is, it should have been in cutscenes, some quests/orders, NPCs should have talked about, but as it stands... The storyline is all bones, no skin and muscles.
@asteroidrules
Жыл бұрын
I get the distinct feeling that the DLC doesn't explain any of this either and makes the whole thing more confusing.
@twitchsopamanxx
11 ай бұрын
if story = -1, we die
@lambda-m1676
9 ай бұрын
@@asteroidrulesDLC???
@boredtodeathwth
5 жыл бұрын
"-1 is computerspeak for infinite" - Developer day job detected!
@g1gabyt3
5 жыл бұрын
When Mandalore is on his deathbed, someone has to continue his legacy of playing Russian jank
@g1gabyt3
5 жыл бұрын
While I'm at it, do Neuro next
@EmperorOfLols
5 жыл бұрын
PRO PATHOLOGIC 2 WHEN CIVVIE?
@0xlamon
5 жыл бұрын
There is also Tehsnakerer. He plays junk (Russian or any other) from time to time.
@wahlex841
5 жыл бұрын
Mandalore plays jank?
@Proctor_Conley
5 жыл бұрын
Eurojank, not just slavjank.
@dariuskoehler001
4 жыл бұрын
If were forced to play KREED or BLOOD 2, I'd choose TEKWAR cuz I like Whinning
@papayer
4 жыл бұрын
okay, but can you lower the body count next time?
@danielwordsworth1843
3 жыл бұрын
*157585 shikari laughed at this*
@Gui-San
2 жыл бұрын
"You may have gotten Sonny off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A. with him?!"
@Comkill117
2 жыл бұрын
“What can I say, Kreed blew it. If it were up to me, it’d be back in cold storage, but it’s not.”
@ZuluRomeo
Жыл бұрын
You see, a lot of these Tekwar references are copied and pasted: whole quotations, in-jokes, so it gets a little confusing
@harleyspeedthrust4013
4 жыл бұрын
"QUIT WHINNING" is the funniest thing, it's at 15:31 for those who want to hear it again and again
@bravo075
4 жыл бұрын
*hweening
@harleyspeedthrust4013
3 жыл бұрын
I am back a year later to admire "QUIT WHINNING"
@boilerhousegarage
Жыл бұрын
Another year passes, qweet wheenning..
@harleyspeedthrust4013
Жыл бұрын
@@boilerhousegarage it's been 2 or 3 years now, i will never quit whinning
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
Жыл бұрын
I'm here for the master class acting that was "Hey, there are people in here!"
@capthavic
5 жыл бұрын
Me: How bad could this be? (30 minutes later) *dies in Russian*
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
4 жыл бұрын
You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing
@WTFBOOMDOOM
3 жыл бұрын
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Quit winning.
@ParrotMan01276
5 жыл бұрын
"See, a lot of these hallways are copy and pasted you see, so it gets a little confusing...." This game should be classified as a war crime.
@bravo075
2 жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@onenationunderdog5289
4 жыл бұрын
A clip of Aguirre: The Wrath of God in a video about a slow willing descent into sheer madness? Civvie really is a man of culture.
@nicholas6255
3 жыл бұрын
truly
@michaelandreipalon359
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, gotta admire his movie knowhow. One more reason why I love his vids.
@RegalRoyalWasTaken
4 жыл бұрын
22:09 That is the most genuinely angry I have ever heard Civvie.
@Ogryska
5 жыл бұрын
My brain started to melt after 15 minutes into this video It's a miracle Civvie survived 9 hours of gameplay
@0kisshun0
5 жыл бұрын
few months ago i tryed to finish this game... but i just give up after 5 or 6 hour, managed to land on some planet and get in some kind of underground base but after this my head started to giving me some headache and i just deleted the whole thing. never again.
@eduardodiaz9942
5 жыл бұрын
"Quit whinning"
@daishi5571
5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 Winning is what I do........just not with this game.
@DinnerForkTongue
5 жыл бұрын
I just shut down and vented my neurons at that point. Can't melt down a brain that's not processing a fucking thing.
@bouttobreak12
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao
@ZappasMudshark
5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the advertisement intermission card. It’s a little unsettling when I hear “then the spy points his gun to the ambassadors head and says... only swifter pick up those hard to get dust bunnies”
@hacksbeenjamin
3 жыл бұрын
youtube premium is very inexpensive and is bundled with access to the youtube music app. If you watch more than an hour of youtube on your phone per month, its worth it in my opinion. If you don't wanna spend 10 bucks a month, I don't wanna see ya even mentioning ads! /s
@indigocactus3089
3 жыл бұрын
@@hacksbeenjamin The problem is that KZitem is a terrible company so nobody wants to support it in that way.
@KopperNeoman
2 жыл бұрын
@Indigo Cactus Everyone loves partisan political censorship! ...Nah, adblock is better.
@garybusey9941
2 жыл бұрын
@@hacksbeenjamin Brown nosing YT won't get you any discounts.
@The_Sock_
4 жыл бұрын
at 22:05 just that absolutely infuriated "WHAT!?" i feel it in my soul
@shaynehughes6645
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't think there's ever been one like it before or after
@Tahnit28
4 жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted......
@jakel2837
Жыл бұрын
My initial thought was that the voice acting was so stilted because of TTS software, but it's too natural sounding for the time. Now I'm going with they had one person who could speak English write the script, and all the voice actors were reading their lines with pretty much no idea what they were actually saying.
@Brunosky_Inc
Жыл бұрын
At points it almost sounds like these AI voices where it can almost sound natural at times, but you tell something's off at every word
@Mechazaurus
5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh! Much as I love the PRO series and reviews of newer stuff, the "Civvie dunks on a trash game" videos are my favorite, and this one goes way beyond mere trash. God bless you Russian shovelware devs!
@aaacowsad6388
5 жыл бұрын
What really got me was seeing additional programming as a credit at the start
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
fiddling with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s database while I watch this, oddly fitting, lol.
@ghostoflaurapalmer
5 жыл бұрын
You actually haven't seen Russian shovelware yet. Kreed was an ambitious project, they seriously planned to kill Doom 3 with it. Russian shovelware is when you burn some random trash on CDs before the New Year just to fill an annual report for publisher. Check THIS: kzitem.info/news/bejne/wpegzpaXo6iigqA
@bennymountain1
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember Russian magazines making a big deal of this game. Until it released.
@Maggerama
5 жыл бұрын
@@bennymountain1 It was so annoying. But not unusual.
@Th3Nexus
5 жыл бұрын
That Alien spoof at the beginning was brilliant. GG, CV.
@iMernerner
5 жыл бұрын
i know. spot on !!
@Horatio787
5 жыл бұрын
That and photoshopping the Jack novel were perfect.
@krvm3rv3ntura33
5 жыл бұрын
This bastard is testing me.
@CthonicSoulChicken
3 жыл бұрын
That you referenced "A Confederacy of Dunces" makes me immeasurably happy. That's that theology and geometry, people.
@ShadowlessAsura
4 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the best scripts that Civvie ever made, holy shit
@user-li3jh7ok4f
5 жыл бұрын
I recommend to review the game called "You are empty" Developers from Ukraine.
@Tynon1221
3 жыл бұрын
Good call, was a brilliant vid, like usual
@DarkenPain
5 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute... RUSSIANS DON'T READ RIGHT TO LEFT" - 23 minutes later. great comedic timing on that. Laughed a minute straight
@thehorsefromGOTs8
Жыл бұрын
21:30 this weird beat has been living rent free in my head for days.
@MisterDragelof
5 ай бұрын
Four years after I first heard it I can guarantee you it won’t go away
@thehorsefromGOTs8
5 ай бұрын
@@MisterDragelof one year later, and I can still recall it pretty clearly.
@ZuluRomeo
2 ай бұрын
Combined with what can charitably be described as the "vogue-Ing" lady at 20:52 and it's all very entrancing
@thepostaldude2069
4 жыл бұрын
I love the"I Have no Mouth but I Must Scream" reference at the beginning!
@_ZimZam
5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about this game; It somehow got a sequel Edit: Its called "Kreed: Battle for Savitar".
@JonathanFont
5 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@Sad_Elf
5 жыл бұрын
for real? i hope civvie is forced to play it
@moscowvicent831
5 жыл бұрын
Bulshit no way
@ViDiGames1
5 жыл бұрын
It also called "Kreed. Episode I: Battle for Savitar".
@yuriythebest
4 жыл бұрын
@@ViDiGames1 See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@dingdongbells3314
5 жыл бұрын
*Pauses video* *Shines the power of 10,000 suns on it, still just as dark* Could this game be the embodiment of a black hole?
@DoomRater
5 жыл бұрын
No it's just Black 3.0, hundreds of times blacker than Vantablack
@SkydreamPony
5 жыл бұрын
Appropriate. They both suck massively
@Sonlirain
4 жыл бұрын
Quit winning
@TaoScribble
4 жыл бұрын
Profile pic checks out. :P
@craftyyoungster4528
4 жыл бұрын
Well, Civvie did crank the ingame lighting to max/near-max darkness in the options. That's one of the jokes in the video.
@purple_menace6604
Жыл бұрын
I love that the damage from the water gibbed the player character's body.
@jango7889
Жыл бұрын
I've rewatched this video at least twenty times and I still have no idea what Kreed is about or what it even looks like, when I think about Kreed all I can envision in my mind is darkness.
@jnoirj3124
4 жыл бұрын
"Quit Winning!" Lol at the guy speaking as if he's having a normal conversation while being squashed under rocks.
@amish4988
5 жыл бұрын
We all know who is really in area 51. We are coming for you Civvie.
@wahlex841
5 жыл бұрын
Okay, that's the first area 51 joke that made me chuckle.
@ArtificialDjDAGX
5 жыл бұрын
@Manek Iridius You know you can still participate right?
@JonathanFont
5 жыл бұрын
@Tailfin See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@TrashGoblin824
5 жыл бұрын
#freecivvie
@VasiliyOgniov
3 жыл бұрын
This game ACTUALLY was advertised as "Doom 3 killer", so you wasn't wrong about your first guess
@billrich9722
Жыл бұрын
“Actually”.
@alexeyeliseev6322
Жыл бұрын
@@billrich9722 akshually
@BigPuddin
Жыл бұрын
Hell, Doom 3 is a Doom 3 killer already.
@iFeelGlee
3 жыл бұрын
I love how civvie can just wordlessly show parts of this game and it speaks for itself.
@facepalmvideos1
5 жыл бұрын
Fun trivia for you: this game was heavily sold as Doom 3 killer in Russia Like, in videogame magazines and shit Also, there is absolute megafuckton of insane janky FPSes from Russia, some of them are pure art
@petkofuchalski9809
5 жыл бұрын
there are really good games as well. like stalker.
@vanek74rus
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Gulman series(it's 3rd person tho), The Hunt and Nevskiy Titbit are perfect examples of pure gold of Russian gamedev.
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
Stalker's from Ukraine, but yeah, good shit.
@uniqueuser5363
5 жыл бұрын
It certainly killed something...
@planescaped
5 жыл бұрын
Germany has jank Adventure games Russia has jank FPS's Poland has jank ARPG's
@dmitriyparfenov
5 жыл бұрын
The game has been praised by Russian game journos during the development period, because of great screenshots and trailers. That has quickly changed after the release however. This was a common pattern in Russian gamedev in early 2000s.
@AllardRT
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the game journos became more reserved by the mid-2000s. And after the economic collapse of the late 2000s, there is no Russian gamedev. Somehow I'm disappointed.
@dmitriyparfenov
5 жыл бұрын
@@AllardRT There are still some old studios alive like Gaijin or Ice Pick. A lot of the devs are now in mobile gaming. Occasionally there are small indie hits from Russia on Steam store. But, yeah, Russian "big" PC gamedev is almost nonexistent nowadays.
@thundersoul6795
4 жыл бұрын
@@dmitriyparfenov Battlestate Games also exists. Though it's more of a gun porn dev.
@KingThrillgore
Жыл бұрын
I imagine the industry has cratered given recent developments.
@dmitriyparfenov
Жыл бұрын
@@KingThrillgore Not really. Sure, a lot of devs moved out of the country, but mainly it's the mobile games developers. They made money in the West, so they followed their clients. Some studios like Wargaming have split their Russian and western assets and operate this way. Others like Mundfish, Owlcat, Gaijin and Saber have found different ways to stay in Russia while continuing their work. And half a year later there are now more announcements in local game press about new russian games. Things are changing.
@whatthefuck1852
4 жыл бұрын
"quit winning" What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Also, I'm Russian and I'm ashamed of the fact that our gamedevs released this hueta blyat
@strelokand7306
3 жыл бұрын
Soglasen s vami tovarisch.
@KeksimusMaximus
3 жыл бұрын
Ty hueta
@whatthefuck1852
3 жыл бұрын
@@KeksimusMaximus hueta eto vvp (ti znaesh o chem ya)
@bravo075
Жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@SpaceSkeletonDragon
11 ай бұрын
"Quit winning" Outstanding.
@PhatsMahoney88
5 жыл бұрын
I realized at 6:30 that I had been listening real, real hard trying to understand before I realized I was trying to make sense out of nonsense and I broke down laughing for a good 30 seconds.
@PhatsMahoney88
5 жыл бұрын
Also this feels like a fucking fever dream and I haven't even played it. Watching this makes me feel like I did watching Cube 2: Hypercube when I had a 104 degree fever. Which really fucked me up.
@SleepyAdam
5 жыл бұрын
@@PhatsMahoney88 Oh my God, the Cube series was exactly what I thought of when they called the Kreed an "anomoly".
@sernoddicusthegallant6986
5 жыл бұрын
Do the voices remind anyone else of serious sam 2?
@vitaliybakal7356
5 жыл бұрын
the myth, the legend, the doom 3 killer made by spetsnaz. check out that water.
@Srksius2802
4 жыл бұрын
Wait these are the guys that made spetsnaz? No wonder it's so shit.
@vitaliybakal7356
4 жыл бұрын
@@Srksius2802 they served in spetznaz
@Srksius2802
4 жыл бұрын
@@vitaliybakal7356 ah. I remember there being a shooter called spetsnaz that sucked
@Warrigt
4 жыл бұрын
I pay to not see ads, but love being reminded of where ads would be.
@Saavik256
Жыл бұрын
If You Are Empty was a fever dream, KREED is a bad drug trip.
@Grif43
5 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, that segment with the fan uses a stock sci-fi sound Half Life uses...
@fwackingmadman5011
5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, this game was marketed in Russia as a "Doom 3 killer", one of the memorable quotes from one of the publications was "And what water Kreed has! I can't even contain myself: the water like this has never existed, and in principle, the possibility of its existence could only be believed in!" Yeah, Russian gaming magazines were... a bit of a sellout sometimes.
@yosefyonin6824
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much . I finally got an explanation to the all the Russians memeing "а какая в крид вода! "
@Anomaly188
Жыл бұрын
If this is a Russian game, sold primarily in Russia and other slavic nations, why is it in English? It's pretty obvious the dev team and script writers' English comprehension can be charitably described as "complete dogshit," so why make a game written and voiced in a language nobody involved in the production can understand?
@fwackingmadman5011
Жыл бұрын
@@Anomaly188 Executives that don't have business sense were common around here, especially in the 2000's and 90'. So i can fathom the thought, of some bigwig going "Yeah, this will be an international seller, for sure! We need localization for this one". And when providing zero resources, or any shits in general, for the localization effort.
@fwackingmadman5011
Жыл бұрын
Added to the fact of the very loose structure of the gaming companies of the time, most of them being former pirate resellers and not really caring for any firm quality control. And you'll reap some nasty results, like this game.
@Anomaly188
Жыл бұрын
@@fwackingmadman5011 Executives with no business sense isn't just a Russian problem. That's a worldwide problem.
@loganagle746
4 жыл бұрын
That one guy with the un-pitch-shifted voice we keep hearing, like at 2:31, 2:55, 24:45, etc., unironically sounds almost exactly Peter Coyote's voice. The guy has been involved with some pretty strange art-projects in the past, so I actually had to take a second and look up whether or not he decided to work for scale on some obscure Russian FPS trash from the first half of the 00's or not to be sure. It turns out, no, he didn't. He just has a vocal-clone in the Russian basement programmer community, apparently.
@lozg1985
Жыл бұрын
Not even ten minutes in and I can hear his mind unraveling as he’s trying to explain the fuckery that is the controls XD
@user-xj9pm5mj1k
5 жыл бұрын
"Russians read right to left" адов deerc в яакак А
@chevicus
5 жыл бұрын
Верни зулину его буквы!
@The.Combine
4 жыл бұрын
Нихуя не понял но очень интересно.
@expendableround6186
4 жыл бұрын
“Wait, _Russians don’t read right to left!”_
@chevicus
4 жыл бұрын
@@expendableround6186 no, we just rush b сука блядь!
@roadent217
4 жыл бұрын
@@expendableround6186 For posterity: 27:40
@MetalXaldy
5 жыл бұрын
This game's soundtrack sounds like an attempt at Euro-buttrock
@Da6Omen
5 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of a largely forgotten FPS game, Mortyr.
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
it sounds like really shitty turbofolk without any of the b-roll combat footage.
@TooMuchSascha
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like rejected Quake 2 songs
@fuzzydunlop7928
5 жыл бұрын
It actually sounds a lot like the Life of Crime soundtrack.
@NeilDinsmore
5 жыл бұрын
Very Sonic Mayhem vibe.
@gabrielnedev8898
8 ай бұрын
Civvie can't seem to quit winning when he releases these bangers.
@illianstrange5556
4 жыл бұрын
The real question is when is Civvie going to play "Kreed - Battle for Savitar"
@RedHazeCh
4 жыл бұрын
Salvitar actually fixed a lot of problem of the original release and overall being a pretty decent game, too bad it never has an official release in the Western market
@illianstrange5556
4 жыл бұрын
@@RedHazeCh true but still it's not the best experience
@zaphero5518
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just played through it because I had to know. They actually added a metroid prime style map, did almost no copy and pasting (with the cost of the expansion being short), made most of the enemies projectile based, added pain sounds for most of the enemies to give some amount of feedback, added a close/medium range shock weapon instead of a knife that *doesn't* display -1instead of just showing no ammo, made the story coherent if disjointed, and didn't put the terrible variety stuff like the psychotic gravity sections, vehicle sections, or turret sections in. Plus thanks to it never being localized it has a fan translation that actually has multiple voice actors who can speak english rather than whatever you call the original's pitch shifting madness. It's still jank with bulletspongey enemies and lotso graphical and collision glitches, way too dark so you need to put up the brightness (which affects your desktop brightness for the game while it's on), and it all ends with a the eponymous battle being a 3 room wave defense section that the AI may glitch out and never leave their ships on... but it ends up being what this game looked like at the start, endearing trash (with it only being like 3 hours long).
@maxkur67
5 жыл бұрын
"А какая в Крид вода!"
@SkyblueStarmoon
5 жыл бұрын
"Quick, how do we show players the Kreed is dangerous?" "Have everyone die except the main character?" 14:50 | 16:01 | 26:10
@KlNGMAKER
4 жыл бұрын
is there porn of your pfp
@GenericProtagonist7
4 жыл бұрын
@Something Mildly Homophobic Profile picture
@skald2154
4 жыл бұрын
"It's my fault, I didn't see that vent here, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SH*T!" My favorite line)))
@danielalvey2235
4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel and what a fucking gem it is
@TheKins
5 жыл бұрын
wait a second this isn't a kreedz climbing highlight video OR an anime music video set to "with arms wide open", what a ripoff i want my $-1 back
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
-5$ foot long
@H0T5H0TJ0N
5 жыл бұрын
Wait you paid unlimited money for this?
@eutenhomuitosnomes5485
5 жыл бұрын
On the topic of music; looking up this game made me discover there is a russian rapper named Kreed, i wonder if he is a fan of this game ? He would have been a kid at the time it came out.
@papayer
5 жыл бұрын
Quit whinning.
@IXINOSIS
5 жыл бұрын
There's something special about a game like this, the dialogues are always funny and the storyline makes the Room seem good as the godfather.
@jb_lofi
3 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning. Oh hi Mark..."
@Bukkarooo
4 жыл бұрын
I was rewatching this and that intro bit of dialogue was driving me NUTS because I could not figure out what those characters were saying. Turns out, the name they're saying is "Teofrast Rumi". Fuck me, no wonder I couldn't pick that out. That name looks like the result of keysmashing. Thanks MobyGames for actually having it written out.
@lionocyborg6030
4 жыл бұрын
Those frog things are langoliers? Is Kreed a time hole to the past? EDIT: If you don't mind spoilers, that's where the book & movie's titular monsters were from: time travel worked in that universe incredibly weirdly, where the world mere minutes into the past rots and "winds down" before getting eaten by the langoliers. The plane whose crew meet the monsters flew into a time hole over the mojave desert appearing as the northern lights, which took them that far back in time. The whole idea is to go back through the vortex before the clock roaches catch them.
@Pacifist-Taco
5 жыл бұрын
So according to that subtitle, A.M. runs the dungeon, so good luck Civvie, gonna be another 109 years worth of Blood 2, Tekwar, and Kreed. RIP Civvie
@reloadpsi
4 жыл бұрын
I'd kinda figured that had always been an inspiration for the channel's overall premise.
@XzMondayNightzX
5 жыл бұрын
The hell did these devs live near Chernobyl? This game feels like it came straight out of the zone it's so surreal and bad.
@egg2100
4 жыл бұрын
this is why stalkers should stick to artifact hunting instead of trying to design a game.
@deltaknight2764
4 жыл бұрын
This game is so dumb and terrible...It actually feels like this game is the smartest thing thing in the universe, and we can't comprehend whatever it says. Civvie's right; this game feels like its giving me smooth brain.
@naughtyhieroglyph669
4 жыл бұрын
The pre unity dark ages, when you still had to make an effort to make a shit game.
@admiraltonydawning3847
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, have you seen Limbo of the Lost?
@GraveReaperCushions
3 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if Kreed wasn't developed (heh, "developed"!) on a very, very, very, very, very, VERY early version of Unity...
@what-hn1od
3 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions nah, feels more like a slavic unreal clone to me
@TheGary108
3 жыл бұрын
@@admiraltonydawning3847 The World’s Best Bad Game.
@GMOTP5738
2 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions "I'm So CooL beCaUsE I cOnsTAnTly sHiT On UniTy EvEn ThOugh I DoNt HaVe The BrAinCeLLs To MaKe A GamE Or FoRm An InDiVdUaL OPInIoN" - You
@Fangorum
4 жыл бұрын
13:38...... Everything you will ever need to know about the game, "words to live by"
@wolfgangervin2582
5 жыл бұрын
"II A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES" Points for the literary reference!
@kyleorigliosso2276
3 жыл бұрын
Only book that ever made me laugh out loud.
@DoomRater
5 жыл бұрын
"See a lot of these areas are copy and pasted; whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" counter: I'm at 16:20 and I've heard it 5 times. See a lot of these sound clips are copy and pasted, whole lines and jokes, so it gets a little confusing
@AG5_
4 жыл бұрын
I have no mouth and I must scream, one of the best and most chilling quotes ever
@armoxie
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember picking this game up as a teen on a flea market for like $2 from one of those pirate sellers back in 05/06, and after like an hour of playing I actually went to ask for my money back. Since the guy refused to refund me, I still have it sitting on a shelf to this day. Btw one of the voice actors sounds like a text to voice AI version of Agent 47 😂
@jobelthirty1294
5 жыл бұрын
holy shit, I turned my brightness up on my phone all the way while watching this and I still cant see whats going on in this game
@mistery8363
5 жыл бұрын
same lol
@MiiNiPaa
5 жыл бұрын
You should be happy about that.
@Gridseeker
5 жыл бұрын
Same here! I bought a new notebook a week ago and I thought the screen was spoiled.
@bastionaudio
5 жыл бұрын
What's normal, apparentry game so shit, even DxWind can do anything about total pitch blackness
@papayer
5 жыл бұрын
Quit Winning.
@joogleplus6244
5 жыл бұрын
At this point I don't even care what the game is, half an hour of Civvie is always a good time.
@penttikoivuniemi2146
Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how instead of reusing the same combat music, they apparently made "unique" songs for the different levels that still manage to sound exactly the same; a goth rave on a shoestring budget.
@brandonobaza8610
4 жыл бұрын
"That's why we strafe-hop, 'cause then my time isn't being wasted so much...time." _Time... Is it really that _*_time_*_ again, Civvie?_
@lionocyborg6030
3 жыл бұрын
Brandon Obaza "what is the time, CV-11?"
@MrExnihlo
5 жыл бұрын
14:37 okay, I just wanted to add to the discussion by pointing out that this spaceship looks like a shoe.
@andrewjackson7379
5 жыл бұрын
Great job, CV-16. Let us know when 11 gets his thorazine.
@panamajack5972
4 жыл бұрын
This comment is definitely gonna disappear, but something about that orchestral music at the very beginning gave me very specific vibes to a similar soundtrack piece in Godzilla vs Biollante. I feel crazy.
@bluesloth4142
3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg like everything else in this game, it sticks to you like a tapeworm.
@PurpleXVI
4 жыл бұрын
God, I thought no one else had ever suffered through this game. Thank you.
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